import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/soc/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Midwest Bread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Midwest Bread';
int postNumber = 32896796;
String image = '1706673501237932.png';
String date = '01/30/24(Tue)22:58:21';
String comment = 'Last one died. Looking for friends from in and around God's own country, Illinois.

Other REAL RED BLOODED AMERICANS free to post. Coastal elites not allowed.

discord: pellet enjoyer'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32896802 && dateTime=='01/30/24(Tue)23:03:09'  && image=='GBB9Hn1W4AAfyAL.jpg') {

'pellet(UNDERSCORE)enjoyer, because I am a retard.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32896877 && dateTime=='01/30/24(Tue)23:44:32') {

'>ASL
18, trans male, grand rapids Mi
>About Yourself
im kinda short and a little bit chubby, i have one nose piercing and red hair. Im a stoner as well and im okay with drinking :)
>Kinks
rape play(cnc), kidnapping, stalking, knife play, gun play, bdsm, bondage, pet play, impact play, choking, gang bangs, body worship, free use
>Normal Interests
video games, art, photography, digital art, nature, animals, working out(at least i wanna), i used to ride horses :3
>Looking For
i kinda want a sugar daddy but i also just want people to talk to, and be a whore with. I want dom men that live in Grand Rapids Michigan preferably
>Not Looking For
women or straight men, i dont want a relationship but honestly who tf knows lol
>Contact
discord: chilli0313'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32896888 && dateTime=='01/30/24(Tue)23:49:37') {

'absolutely hideous photo....';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32897049 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)01:21:39') {

'That map is haram op';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32897111 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)02:07:21') {

'>ASL
33 m OH/Cleveland ok for long distance

>About Me
I'm a big dumb lonely softy who appreciates Japanese culture (weeb). I feel like I'm fairly easy to get along with and have a decent sense of humor.

>Looking For
A girl to hang out visit some coffee shops or the zoo or round 1 and maybe date.

>Not Looking For
guys

>Discord
amepeko'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32897142 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)02:28:54'  && image=='Snapchat-1584196036.jpg') {

'27 f Ohio/Indiana

I've always been into gangbang porn, and I kinda want to meet a group of cool guys who could maybe have some fun...

Would you share a girl? What would you do if you could have me with a bunch of other guys? It's my biggest fantasy

Kik fr33xspirit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32897165 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)02:47:18'  && image=='20240115_021118.jpg') {

'>>32896796
26, transfemale, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
I have autism but I'm a really cute kitty. I work out and play gaems, i like horror movies and anime. I go to clubs a lot and love music festivals/drugs.
Looking for other transwomen or strong guys with lots of muscles.
Discord is Auwutism'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32897405 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)06:18:06') {

'>>32897165
Ywnbaw'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32898021 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)13:30:49') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32898290 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)16:20:49'  && image=='Snapchat-313878533.jpg') {

'Columbus ohio
Kik 785cantek if you know Octavia'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32898402 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)17:22:42') {

'>ASL
Mid-30s, M, OH

>About
I like running, exercise, being physically active outside, IT (specifically hardware and infrastructure), edgy/offensive/gallows humor, trolling online (never with malice), triggering leftists. Honestly at this point I'm at a place where I have the time and resources to really enjoy life. That being said, one of my goals is to become a millionaire and currently making good progress on that.

>looking for
I'm looking for a younger (not underage) woman who shares my mindset and values. I don't relate to the average Western woman and have no interest in doing so.

>not looking for
Women who're overly concerned with social media, posting images of traveling, and wasting time/money on the latest trends. Deal breakers are: being underage, being a single mother, doing drugs (alcohol is not a deal breaker), having tattoos/piercings/etc., having excessive social media (posting on 4chan is not a deal breaker, and being a troll on 4chan is a positive), being a political leftist, and being fat/unhealthy.

>username (Discord)
randomtroll_'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32898846 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)21:47:16') {

'>ASL
27, Male, Chicago
>About me
Chunky lad been working out recently. I like doing whatever whenever. I read a lot of manga and manga my waifu is superior. Also a black guy.
>Looking For
Some girls to hang out with am weed and drank friendly.
>Not Looking For
Men
>Discord
TheLastBerserker'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32898987 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)23:28:05') {

'24 f Cincinnati
I am miserable, drink w me
eveuhh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32899019 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)23:47:43'  && image=='IMG_5472.jpg') {

'>ASL
28/m/Mi Detroit area
>about me
I make music, game a lot, occasional anime enjoyer, wage slave and all that other shit
>looking for
Anything really I guess, I like having a good convo and making friends. also need more friends to hang with possibly
>not looking for
Boring one word response ass people
>discord
psice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32899028 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)23:49:43') {

'>>32898987
What's in it for me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32899040 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)23:56:08') {

'rural illinois is so boring i want to hang myself i fucking hate it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32899045 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)23:59:05') {

'>>32899028
Absolutely nothing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32899059 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)00:09:02') {

'>>32899045
sign me up'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32899478 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)05:01:42'  && image=='823429384.jpg') {

'24/mtf/ohio
im trying to move to the twin cities, looking for someone who would be able to house me for a few weeks while i find an apartment. more than happy to pay half of your rent for whatever period of time i'm there, even if i'm just sleeping on the couch. i'm cute, quiet, and i'll cook for you.
who knows if we'd end up friends, it'd be nice.'
;

}

if(anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32899530 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)06:11:54') {

'25[F4M]looking for a submissive and sub message me on kik divamee003

Telegram @katemille304'
;

}

if(Rosie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32899568 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)06:45:10'  && image=='IMG_1888.jpg') {

'>ASL
20, Trans girl, KS
>About Yourself
20 year old trans girl who loves to show off, not on HRT yet but hopefully this year
>Kinks
Basically everything except scat, snuff, vore, and vomit. I just like to give other people pleasure :)
>Normal Interests
I love computers! And skateboards and music. Also biiiig on video games :p
>Looking For
FwB or trading partner :) I might even give you my porntwt <3
>Not Looking For
Cis guys or ppl who wanna hate, I just wanna love
>Contact
Kik: R0guerosie'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32900282 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)14:18:18') {

'26/M/MI 269 area
Just a bored black guy looking for whatever, will talk or show off: dick_gifter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32900839 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)18:03:46') {

'>>32899478
>>32898987
>>32898402
>>32897111
Hello Ohio pals. 440 here myself.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32901149 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)20:31:51'  && image=='978e7862565c542651a981927f7ee5f26aaf7c65.jpg') {

'22f northside chicago. am autistic, want girl friends. i enjoy aimlessly walking around but its kind of scary alone. kind of just apathetic and seeking novelty tb8ch. discord fayegitt';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32901285 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)22:15:15') {

'>>32899040
Where in illinois'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32901353 && dateTime=='02/01/24(Thu)22:59:04') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32901507 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)00:43:08') {

'Virgin M21, chicagoland. Im tall, blonde, and pretty quiet. Definitely a bottom. Basically looking for an older woman to make me her boytoy. She could mould me into her ideal worshiper, any unorthodox kinks she has she can use me as an outlet for. Basically want to be ruined by a more experienced lady, Ill say it how it is. If anyone wants an open minded boy with quite frankly no idea what he is getting himself into, my kik and discord are both ontherim2. You dont need to be local either, hit me up and we can talk about it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32901668 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)02:11:08') {

'>>32897165
Do you have a Kik?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32902010 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)07:20:54') {

'>>32900839
You should post your info my dude.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32902716 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)15:28:58') {

'25/f/586 looking to fuck tonight respond with kik or disc';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32903053 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)18:54:56') {

'I'm sorry ash.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32903194 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)20:11:41'  && image=='heigharchy of needs.jpg') {

'21/M/Milwaukee WI

>about me
sperg making steady progress in his self improvement journey. I go to the gym a lot, I like philosophy, being outside, anime, film. Seeking to return to nature

>looking for
mostly friends, open to relationships

>not looking for
Troons and other assorted LGBT goobers. also bimbos, you know who you are

>discord
darklordvanilla'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32903508 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)22:53:58') {

'>about me
26/M, Grand Rapids, Michigan
I graduated from college and work a full time job now. I’m 6’5”, white, and a little overweight. I also have bad depression which I think contributes to me being a virgin.

>what I’m looking for
Someone I can talk about sex with. Even my close friends shy away from the topic so I’m left with no one to talk about sex with or to learn how to talk to women from. If you’re a girl that’s interested that’s great, but even having a male friend that I can talk to and be inspired by I think would help my self improvement journey. My interests are music, movies, pokemon, and some other video games

>what I’m not looking for
People who expect me to buy their nudes or anything similar, other than that I’m open to talking to people of all ages and backgrounds.

>info
viz9007 On discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32903676 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)00:30:07') {

'>ASL
25/ cis F/ ??

> About me
I love Art,sewing,drawing,animation,videogames etc

> Looking for
Nice people to befriend and meet ^_^ I'm open to talking about anything really. you can contact me at [email protected]
Platonic relationships only please!

>Not looking for
coomers,creepy men,Troons,Rude people etc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32903695 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)00:41:34') {

'>>32902716
disc: alexmar352
I'm older, hwp, clean, educated, succesful, and chill. I'm a pleaser by nature but I'm also dominant. I'm near West Bloomfield so maybe close to you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32903779 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)01:47:37') {

'>about me
28/m, chicago area
Chill. video games. movies. philosophy, art, music, etc. i'm short. slim & lean build. i dont smoke or drink. i love walks in the city. i havent gone in a while.
> Looking for
anyone nice,lgbtq friendly
if anyone is also chill hit me up maybe we can hang sometime.
>what I’m not looking for
weirdos,creeps

kik: Sh0rtK1ng'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32903805 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)02:08:43') {

'>>32896796
Asl
26, male, Milwaukee

Tall, athletic, muscular. Love bodybuilding and the gym

Looking for open minded people down to chat and get to know each other

Kik is rexnal1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32904053 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)04:51:22') {

'>Age/Sex/Location
31, male, Indianapolis Indiana
>Height/Weight
5 feet 10 inches and a little short of 300 pounds
>Description
red hair, blue eyes, glasses, scruffy beard, laid back most of the time, always self loathing. Bi with a bit of a preference to females but I can go for a guy usually.
>Hobbies/Interests
video games, tokusatsu, occasional reality TV shows, writing, watching old TV shows and movies. I work at a movie theater.
>Looking for
Just looking for some goddamn friends desu. I'm single and can be a hopeless romantic but that's not my primary goal for this post
>Not Looking for
gold diggers and people who will beg for money almost immediately after meeting. Hit the road with that shit. Also MtF trans, sorry but I've got my reasons for not wanting to associate with you ladies anymore.
>what do I wanna do
Just chill and chat desu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32904060 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)04:55:24') {

'>>32904053
forgot my FUGGING discord

motol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32904117 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)05:29:12') {

'>>32896796
wkRFZUNvGp
This is the clubhouse
We like God the Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit.
We like Psychedelics, Vidya, and having a good ol' time.
Everybody is welcome, as long as they can behave.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32904125 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)05:33:18') {

'M/25/bi

WI/414

High as fuck and relapsing. Looking for a goon bro who’ll continue to push me. Into BBC, race play, bdsm, gang bangs, fembois, orgies, BNWO, milking, breeding, furry, hentai, coomers, toys, lingerie, public, role play

Discord: jinx_____'
;

}

if(anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32904137 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)05:44:22') {

'25[F4M]looking for a submissive and sub message me on kik divamee003

Telegram @katemille304'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32904504 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)10:25:01') {

'24 m bi nebraska
looking for goon buddies and traps/trans or f
kik tdy2040'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32904920 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)14:53:32'  && image=='Snapchat-791827792.jpg') {

'27/M/St. Paul, MN

Fairly regular, finishing up my bachelor's after wasting many years in the Army. I read a lot, and write sometimes. Enjoy nature photography and recording birds. Only slightly autistic.

I'm looking for a girl who would be interested in a relationship at some point.

Discord: PotPie#6211'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32904922 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)14:58:59') {

'>>32904504
Was your foreskin removed?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905151 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)17:16:57'  && image=='Snapchat-956014949.jpg') {

'>>32898290
Bumpp kik 785cantek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905199 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)17:55:30') {

'30 m iowa

going to be in the iowa city area for a concert at the end of the month and want to not be a virgin any more'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905226 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)18:10:04') {

'29 bi m 563

looking for a hookup, ideally a bi mf couple

kik bibull4play'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905313 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)19:13:36') {

'>>32901149
Was having a fairly normal convo with this stuckup bitch then said I was black and she blocked and deleted everything.
You are a dumb whore addicted to acid and your father never loved you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905331 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)19:28:21'  && image=='haha.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905405 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)20:08:02') {

'>>32905313
lol lmao you're black'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905408 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)20:09:26') {

'>>32905313
>and your father never loved you.
projection much?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905658 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)22:26:07') {

'>>32905408
my father loves my very much'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905743 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)23:19:13') {

'>>32905313
Do you have a foreskin?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905793 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)23:58:47') {

'21 bi M 414

Want to see what is out there. I am tall. Second time trying this

.penzero1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905797 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)00:00:00') {

'>>32905793
Discord btw'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905824 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)00:09:01') {

'southwest mn, would really like to find a regular sex partner/gf. just moved here

29m

kik: doyourslice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32905834 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)00:12:57'  && image=='IMG_0287.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32906170 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)04:04:51') {

'>>32902716
kik: ethandvs4'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32906179 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)04:10:33') {

'>>32902716
Kik: yo676

Skinny, white, above average size'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32906695 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)10:30:23') {

'>>32905743
Yes I do'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32907126 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)14:14:09') {

'>>32898987
I sent a friend request a while back. Dazlia.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32907142 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)14:23:06') {

'>>32905313
All is fair in love and war try killing yourself maybe you will reincarnate as a race she finds fuckable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32907191 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)14:52:58') {

'>>32905313
Remember white people are racist and they deserve everything that comes their way . Never support white people and always side with them against non whites. As an Asian male I would side with niggers and pajeets over white peoplr . They are the most stuck up race ever and need to learn their lesson . Thank god Jews are cucking them I would too after killing 6 million of my brethren .


All non white anons remember that at end of day whites are our enemies . Whites killed most of our kind and still control the world despite making only 7% of population. When we ask for more diversity in tv shows they start seething that their corporations will try to advertise to a Broader audience . They act as if the world revolves around them . Never have any sort of kindness towards white race'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32907515 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)17:29:15') {

'>>32901149
What suburb? I actually live in north side too, I’ll be 22 in a few weeks, and graduating college in may'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32908026 && dateTime=='02/04/24(Sun)22:06:51') {

'44/m/Iowa

I'm mostly bored. Need a new person . I like to cook Mostly outside on the smoker but I cook inside too.

I listen to some podcasts, I want to start reading more books but I need recommendations.

My favorite video game is Suikoden.

I own my own home and have a really good job. Just possibly trying to meet someone in the worst possible place.

KIK: wlj43'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32909323 && dateTime=='02/05/24(Mon)13:32:46') {

'44/M/SE Mi

I have a week to myself and I want to take advantage of it with some kinky fun with a girl who likes pleasing and exploring.

I'm a highly educated professional, clean, handsome, confident, and have my shit together. I'm dominant but I'm a giver, so call me a daddy dom. Expect my face between your legs for a good amount of time, I love eating pussy.

You should be 18-30 years old, clean, not on heavy drugs, and willing to actually meet. I can host during the day all week this week and only this week.

Discord is alexmar352
Snap mimaralex'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32909385 && dateTime=='02/05/24(Mon)13:58:40') {

'36 m bi mi 616

Chubby sub looking for all kinds of attention. Very few limits, please don't be shy, filthy stuff welcome!

Kik is yuzukiaizen'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32910571 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)01:03:56'  && image=='We’ll Always Be Your Family.png') {

'25/M/Northern Indiana

Wanna cuddle and watch cringe anime?

discord: dylaniskindastrange
snapchat: dylanisweirdbro

If you have snap add me on snap plz, discord is gay and doesn't send me notifications'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32911545 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)12:19:01') {

'33 m hung. Central Illinois looking for women, couples or maybe jerk buds if you're the serving kind.
Let's chat and see where things go.
Kik grownshow1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32915959 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)09:53:50') {

'If a certain married man tries to add me with a new account again I'll post you all over the site so learn what blocked means I told you very clearly we were done. I'm not joking around';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32915965 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)09:58:14') {

'>>32902716
Kik bicpl4fun3 if into couples we are nearby'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916122 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)11:39:06'  && image=='aami.png') {

'>>32896796
>ASL
18 F southern Ohio
>About me
I don't just wanna be friends but if you're a guy please dont abuse me. The last guy I talked to called me ugly and abused me.
>looking for
someone to get know and go out and have fun with. I live in a small town so there aint much to do here other than visit the farmer's market!
>not looking for
assholes
>contact
snap: xoxohannah06
insta: prollynothannah_
picrel is me <3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916323 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)13:13:22') {

'>>32902716
Chillingwiththestars'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916334 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)13:19:48') {

'34/m/minnesota

Hung bull looking for cuckold couple and cheaters to have fun with. Bi couples are welcome too. Also interested in cucks who are looking to explore the lifestyle.

Kik: magicmikey_mike
Tele: magic_mikeymike'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917231 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)21:26:10') {

'30/m/ SouthEast Ohio

Any girls looking to hang out?
420 friendly and have way more than enough to share

Discord is blue_canti'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917238 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)21:29:14') {

'>>32896796
>gods country
>Illinois
Get outta here FIBS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917283 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)21:55:50') {

'>>32910571
Still looking for people to watch anime with and also generally be cringe.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917307 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)22:08:30') {

'31 m in a hotel in downtown Milwaukee tonight looking to suck a dick';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918081 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)07:00:23'  && image=='IMG_1061.png') {

'Mn/nd message badomens21 if you recognize';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32921282 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)18:05:05') {

'28m /27 f just outside Detroit looking for a guy to join us we can host drip discord if interested';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32921299 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)18:16:54') {

'>>32921282
ilaggedoutimsorry'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32922091 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)00:40:27') {

'Was chatting to a lovely guy in Chicago about sharing my girlfriend to. If you’re reading this, hmu

Knn93'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32922123 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)00:56:02') {

'>>32921282

simpl3hum4n'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32922825 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)10:15:02') {

'>>32897165
messaged 29m in milwaukee'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32922845 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)10:26:40') {

'21M mn, all alone house sitting for a friend, woke up this morning hard as fuck and it still hasn't gone down, who wants to help me relieve some tension?
Kik strokedoutgooner
Pretty nl so send whatever, but I love breeding, captions, Asians, e girls, goth, and milfs the most'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32923589 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)17:30:26') {

'Wanna chat with 618 anons

Kik teeco5'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32923643 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)17:55:02'  && image=='b0296a5b-c809-4468-9ca2-ead00d6578ec~01.jpg') {

'36/M/Detroit

Ok with long distance but prefer more local. Looking for F or couples. Been a Bull in the past, but just looking for something casual and kinky.

Into hiking and all that. Def down for exhib.

kik: pirellinyh
tele: @pirellinyh
disc: pirelli266'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925104 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)09:51:14') {

'33 hung m central Illinois
God I need a blow job
Hmu if you're interested. Women and couples preferred
Kik grownshow1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926096 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)17:26:31') {

'Any bi dudes in metro Detroit?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926445 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)20:31:07') {

'>A/S/L
24 FtNB (theyfab) / Lesbian / KS/MO/KCMO

>About me
5'6" Autistic/ADHD Latina, nerdy introvert, medium length brown curly hair, brown eyes, big tits, chubby but wanting to lose weight, i try to look/dress more androgynous, can’t host but i can travel, i work m-f so weekends work best~

>Kinks
Submissive bottom, bdsm, ddlg/mdlg, cnc, praise/degradation, getting creampied/breeding kink, ropeplay, sensory play, and more~ :3

>Interests
-Video games: Nintendo overall, tf2, minecraft, elder scrolls, GTA series, + more
-Avatar The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, Adventure Time/many other similar shows
-History about latin america, lgbt, animal, nature, minorities/obscure things, etc

-Music: diff stuff but Pop/Alt/Indie are my fave “genres”

>Looking for
dom/top tgirls/tfems/NBs irl to flirt with to meet irl, fwbs, hookups, etc :3, locals only!

>NOT looking for
friends, cis men, cis women, anything long distance, please be local!

>Discord
@stargasm37

>Telegram
@stargasm37'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926517 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)21:05:23') {

'Anyone in 765/kokomo?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32927020 && dateTime=='02/13/24(Tue)01:54:47') {

'>>32926517
I'm in 651. How are you?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32927553 && dateTime=='02/13/24(Tue)08:55:35') {

'>>32917238
Fuck you Wisconsin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32928263 && dateTime=='02/13/24(Tue)16:29:54') {

'You niggers are all broke and gay.
Get a fucking job, get a car, do something.
It's no surprise you're just some retard incel who works at amazon. Go outside. Learn to socialize'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32928297 && dateTime=='02/13/24(Tue)16:50:38') {

'good luck, for some reason /soc/ groups in the midwest are nothing but trannys and libs, really sad that i have to find refuge in a east coast discord to avoid the idiots here.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32928785 && dateTime=='02/13/24(Tue)21:55:19') {

'>>32901149
What's your Discord # racist fem'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929069 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)01:01:26') {

'>>32927553
IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A USED CAR THIS WEEKEND'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929119 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)01:38:23') {

'18/f/815
ROTC baddy posting to see if anybody messages'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929122 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)01:39:25') {

'>>32929119
Alcoholicdrivinginstructor discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929167 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)02:10:32') {

'>>32929119
Dis- gojihaz42'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929187 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)02:27:19') {

'>>32928263
Do you need a safe space?'
;

}

if(anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929223 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)02:59:05') {

'25[F4M]looking for a submissive and sub message me on kik diva0445

Telegram @katemille304'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931233 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)01:00:08') {

'>>32929119
Just date a dude in your battalion.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931269 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)01:23:04') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931531 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)05:14:18') {

'Ah, the clever wit of the American Community College freshman!

Yeah, you're right...when will you ever need math in "real life"?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931961 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)10:53:28') {

'hey, which one of you lives in ohio; can make like 500-600 dollars a month and needs a place to stay
I got an apartment and I'd like to have some extra money, lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32932075 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)12:06:47') {

'>ASL
40M St Louis, MO

>About Yourself
6’1 270lbs - chunkier guy that’s working on losing weight.

Introverted but I know how to carry on a conversation.

>Kinks
CnC, breeding, pee play, consensual blackmail, body worship, age play, age gap, incest play, k9 and lots more

>Normal Interests
video games, animation, art, nature, animals, movies/tv - especially comedy, cooking, walking/hiking

>Looking For
Looking for an 18+ woman with similar normal or kink interests.

I’d love to find someone to be friends with, play games, watch shows and hang out.

>Not Looking For
Men

>Contact
discord: lightspeedjellyfish'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32932227 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)14:02:51'  && image=='mhqdUd1.jpg') {

'midwest server
https://discord.gg/EYysjZ4fbd
https://discord.gg/EYysjZ4fbd
https://discord.gg/EYysjZ4fbd'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32933566 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)03:40:19') {

'>>32931961
where in ohio? i have a stable job make about 3k a month'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32934053 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)10:59:30') {

'>ASL
20/M/Omaha Nebraska
>About yourself
White guy with brown hair and brown eyes with a build that is kind of like a toned skinny. I'm a little bit schizo but it's moreso in a fun way and not in a scary way lol
>interests
Old religious stuff, music production, drugs, movies, video games, typical 4chan outcast stuff
>Sexual interests
Add me and I will tell you lol
>looking for
Girls in Omaha that would want to get to know each other and potentially meet. As far as what we can do, I'm pretty much open for anything. Preferably though I would like someone who is looking to deflower a virgin twink boy and or do drugs with(nothing too hard though!)
>Not looking for
Men or trans MtFs. I'm not gay and I already have enough male friends IRL, I'm sorry
>Contact
Discord: bikinibottomhustler'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32934451 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)14:55:45'  && image=='wallhaven-j8r2y5.png') {

'19 f
Decatur
Slightly developmentally delayed due to covid lockdowns. Really lonely and I think autistic. More life is so boring in a place with boring normie people and little to no fucking social mobility. I am willing to have fun with guys who can afford ;)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32934453 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)14:57:49') {

'>>32934451
Fuck I forgot my socials
> Kik: confusedkittyy
> Snapchat: confused.kittyy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32934525 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)15:41:45') {

'>>32903053
who the fuck is this why are you saying sorry to me wtf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32934911 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)19:19:40') {

'>>32926096
Why i specifically?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32934917 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)19:20:42') {

'>>32934911
*why bi specifically'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32934964 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)19:43:24') {

'any australian men living in the midwest';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32936647 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)15:57:51') {

'20/m/chi
looking for friends
has autism
loves nana, hatsune miku, sonic and skramz
i dont smoke weed n i fucking hate people that make it their entire personality
discord is nostoriesleft'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938124 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)09:31:06') {

'Hung guy central Illinois here 33
Looking for women, couples, Trans, maybe a jerk bud
Kik grownshow1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938655 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)15:32:34') {

'>>32916122
Gotta be some sort of bait'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938986 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)18:34:36') {

'28 M stranded in Ohio
Just working and saving up money to move literally anywhere but this shithole. Love the outdoors, hiking, camping, playing any and all instruments. Hit me up if you want to unload on me about your hobbies and interests.
Discord: Fladdles'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32938994 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)18:38:13') {

'>ASL
18m North IL
>Description
Fluffy haired skinny white guy
>Interests
Video games, film, vc
>Looking for
Local guys to hang out with, a girl would be nice but I don’t expect it
Discord: neeetttt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32939296 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)21:32:26') {

'36m, Omaha area

Pierced dick
Beer snob
Video games

Kinks: breeding (am fixed), anal, throating, redheads, nothing super crazy. Ask!

Looking for ladies that want to casually chat and maybe see where things go.
Snap: brokenaccount
Discord: bsname1234'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32939539 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)23:42:06') {

'35/m Milwaukee Area
Looking for a JO bro, in person ideally. Want to try some stuff as well.
Snap: anonywisco'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32939791 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)01:57:30') {

'Hey! I'm a 21yr old man from Milwaukee, pretty tall, and pretty shy/quiet irl. I have very little experience with anything intimate. I think that older women are particularly attractive. You know what you want and how you like things. I love the maturity and experience an older woman brings to the table. I would love to talk to any of you older ladies, hopefully I can learn a thing or two on how to make my future partner feel satisfied from your own experiences.
Kik: Ontherim2'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32939900 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)03:04:26') {

'>>32939791
not sure if it still is these days, but Victor's downtown used to be a huge milf bar. used to be so easy to pickup older desperate chicks there'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32939966 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)03:54:56') {

'>>32939900
No kidding? Im the same guy as above, just on my phone. Im not even necessarily looking for hookups as opposed to stories and advice, but that sounds like the place to go for all three, plus a drink. Ill check it out, thank you!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32940262 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)08:02:02') {

'34/m/minnesota

Hung bull looking for cuckold couple and cheaters to have fun with. Bi couples are welcome too. Also interested in cucks who are looking to explore the lifestyle.

Kik: magicmikey_mike
Tele: magic_mikeymike'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32940614 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)11:56:16') {

'>>32934911
>>32934917
Cuz I'm a bi dude myself and that's my preference in a fuckaround partner.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32940810 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)13:45:12') {

'>>32901285
where in IL are you? Im central'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32941051 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)16:01:07'  && image=='20240219_105333.jpg') {

'I swear living in Indiana is some obscure circle of hell. I'm convinced nobody lives here but me and my coworkers. I need go get out.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32941228 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)17:33:48') {

'>ASL
25 male USA - south Illinois

>Letter
bisexual but only romantically interested in men. Bottom

>About you
5'7" average to slightly thin build. blonde hair and blue eyes

>Interests/Hobbies
mostly video games. also casual fan of anime. Play a little guitar but I won't be quitting my day job any time soon haha

>Looking for
boyfriend, mostly. friends also welcome. Nice people.

>Not looking for
females or transfolk romantically. will still chat if you're nice tho. Mean people.

>Tag
discord heyyomurphy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32941879 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)23:23:07') {

'>>32905313

deserved for tryna racemix. kys nigger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32941965 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)00:09:57') {

'>>32934964
Not Aussie but Kiwi with Aussie cousins desu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32941970 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)00:12:36') {

'>>32941965
ok bet my discord is drainfly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32942102 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)01:09:04'  && image=='IMG_2209.jpg') {

'F/18/ky
My discord is thelastmadgicorn
Be cool. :ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 ~
( :::[::]:::)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943020 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)12:42:58') {

'anonuser183947

Looking for Indiana wins.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943140 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)14:08:43') {

'28 / M / MO , STL
Interested in twinks, femboys, women, or trans.
discord: maxrinse'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944337 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)03:36:57') {

'M21 dsm,IA
Looking for female
Kik-piecepirate43
Discord-freshbreak515'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944355 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)03:51:48'  && image=='unknown.jpg') {

'jinx_____ is my disc

I’m the opposite of sober and I’m gooning hard. Force me to smoke bud jack off and host.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32944934 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)12:14:55') {

'Hung 33 central Illinois
Looking for fems couples or jerk buds. Really need someone who enjoys giving head. Open to other opportunities.
Kik grownshow1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945646 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)19:06:58'  && image=='tse1.mm.png') {

'>https://discord.gg/a2uQKzCrrw

YEEEHERRR BABY join join midwest ekje=(join)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32946559 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)05:02:06') {

'31/M/KS

looking for woman or femme people

disc - johntitor0222

I like traveling for concerts, trying new recipes, discussing politics, ancient mysteries, good music, art, and so forth'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32947670 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)17:39:01') {

'19/M/Terre Haute
Anyone near TH?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948178 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)21:55:42') {

'>>32900282
Do you by chance have a kik??'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948413 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)00:41:38') {

'28M here. I'm in Missouri (MO) just south of St.louis. My kik/snap is scarfhold.
Im 5'9, 155lbs, and fit. This is prolly a long shot, but I'm looking for someone hung I can give a hj or oral.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948742 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)05:13:45') {

'>>32947670
Yeah, 26 m here. what are you looking for?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948855 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)07:10:17') {

'31/M/“Kentckiana”
Live in IN, work in KY.

Kik: ThaneTheMane

I have a kinda busy schedule, but let’s find time to talk.
We all know what we’re looking for.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948928 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)08:08:36') {

'>asl
39/M/IL but relocating to FL
>interests
Would be easier to list what I'm not interested in. Writing, design (especially documents), tech, liturgy, cooking. I used to do sewing and knitting. Classic film is good too.
>looking for
A woman. A Christian (preferably Catholic or Orthodox). Ideally into or interested in traditionalism. College preferred. Someone who is looking for something serious. (yes from 4chan lol)
>not looking for
Gays, trans, leftists, people who like abortion and transing kids.
>contact
[email protected]
(if we click we can move to something else)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32949082 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)10:11:31') {

'>>32948178
dick_gifter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32949096 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)10:17:53'  && image=='1705400134606619.jpg') {

'24/M/southeast WI
Here because being a young single person in suburbia is isolating. Hoping to make some more frens or possibly date but not really expecting anything.
Main boards/related activities are /out/ (foraging, hiking, camping), /fit/ (lifting, road and mountain biking, walking, running), /o/ (mostly motorcycles but some amount of interest in cars), occasionally /a/ (esp. hidamari sketch and other shaft shows)
Also play drums and interested in finding people to play with
discord yuno422'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32949308 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)12:58:12') {

'>>32909385
Bump looking still
Don't be shy!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32952343 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)22:51:42') {

'Anyone want a jo bro in Milwaukee area?
Snap: anonywisco'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32953953 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)17:10:43') {

'I will YET AGAIN post on this thread expecting to remain without bitches, and YET AGAIN be dissapointed by this fact. Add me if you wanna hold hands awkwardly and rediscover what it means to feel human again with me. If you a dude we can probably talk about video games or our deeply held beliefs on topics such as baby Yoda and the killer fish from San Diego.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32953956 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)17:11:47'  && image=='Screenshot_20240222_180933_Facebook.jpg') {

'>>32953953
Forgot my contacts and funny image cause dumb.

Discord: dylaniskindastrange
Snap: dylanisweirdbro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32954391 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)21:35:37') {

'>>32942102
Isn't that that actress?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955017 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)04:17:26') {

'30 f il
Black bbw
Looking for younger hung white guys too fuck
Disc spooky0193'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955569 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)11:10:37') {

'31m, bi top, fit, and bwc. I'm on the northside of Indy
Looking for; fems, femboys, cds, and anyone who wants to chill.
Kik: Remmingten10'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955620 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)11:42:04'  && image=='Snapchat-1839366170.jpg') {

'>>32905151
Bump kik 785cantek if you know jaden'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955791 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)13:28:37') {

'>>32955620
Who is this Jaden your looking for and why do you need to find them?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956276 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)18:35:45') {

'>>32953953
>>32953956
how old are u and where do u live'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956537 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)21:10:39') {

'>>32956276
Northern Indiana, 25'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956657 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)22:14:22') {

'28/M/IL 630
Kik is Sammy_Whamy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956823 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)23:46:51') {

'>>32931233
Do I know you?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958217 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)16:30:42'  && image=='Snapchat-1130362810.jpg') {

'>>32955017
Bump with pic
30 f il
Black bbw
Looking for younger hung white guys to fuck
Disc spooky0193'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958864 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)23:07:48') {

'29/m/cleveland/440

these threads are always dead, you never find anyone and on the off chance you do they ghost you in 2 msgs

looking for anyone local to talk to/hang, best case would be a cute chick dtf, but ill take any kind of connection at this point'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958867 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)23:08:58') {

'>>32958864
forgot, kik-alekbarbra'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958878 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)23:18:27') {

'>>32909385
Bump, looking still
Don't be shy!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958957 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)00:14:43') {

'19M/Bi/ il 331
Kik: 174_cyber_slut'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959109 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)02:11:45') {

'24/f/southeast wi

looking for: fwb, cool people who like music
not looking for: anyone right wing

discord m0theyes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959124 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)02:19:58') {

'M 30 Kansas City

Looking for F/ FtM hook up.
Touch starved and kinda desperate. Let me give you oral just to fix my mental.

Snap: userdetective1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959128 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)02:21:46') {

'>>32959124
Meant MtF, but whatever'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959276 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)04:38:18') {

'29/M/STL bi, would love to find a Dom or sub nearby
Kik jachacstl'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959408 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)07:18:27') {

'>>32943020
on what?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959734 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)11:53:48') {

'Small petite male in Wisconsin Kik tristan_miller00005';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959895 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)13:33:13') {

'>>32928785
>>32907515
>>32905313
>>32901149
do you guys wanna hang out?
obviously a dude, 27, my friends(3) never wanna do anything.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959901 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)13:37:15') {

'CHICAGO IS SO BORING
im just looking for friends'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959968 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)14:07:48') {

'>>32896796
>kansas
>midwest
face it farmfags, you're flyover'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960085 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)15:17:34') {

'>>32921282
Desueric'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960317 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)17:31:19') {

'>>32959734
Where in WI?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960398 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)18:16:20') {

'>>32960317
GB area'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960404 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)18:17:37') {

'28 M/ 26 F 586 area looking for a sex club or somewhere me and my wife can fuck and be watched';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960409 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)18:20:01') {

'>>32959734
This one is JB be warned'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960676 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)20:43:16') {

'>>32959109
invalid username on disc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960847 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)22:28:27') {

'>ASL
22, male, minneapolis mn
>About Yourself
6 feet tall, bigger guy, into daddy domming and just being a parental figure. Drink fairly frequently, married but looking
>Kinks
Feet, incest rp, cnc (esp drunk), bondage, spanking, spitroasts
>Normal Interests
Computers, old stereos, gaming, lego, 90s music, football, hockey
>Looking For
Looking for a sub fwb that I can hang out with and fuck occasionally, maybe share with some friends. Femboys, twinks, FTMs, and women, prefer white and asian but open to all.
>Not Looking For
Hairy men, men older than 26
>Contact
discord: opizoid'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960867 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)22:39:56'  && image=='smilingbucktooth.jpg') {

'>>32897142
What's the Minion toothpaste doing there.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960876 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)22:43:50'  && image=='E-sFbUGXoAkVb1n.jpg') {

'>>32921282
Tell her she's not my Mom

Discord: Quaissont'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960881 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)22:47:42'  && image=='IMG_20221107_014759744.jpg') {

'Looking for a girl to meet and fuck. South East Michigan. I'm 24 male, cute. Instagram: bored_man23';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32961085 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)00:31:21') {

'mid-20s
nerdy/emo/weeb/stoner/lgbt
708
seeking friends
!not looking for nsfw!
discord: 2037443'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32961088 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)00:33:08') {

'>>32961085
why would you mention lgbt if you're only looking for friends, idiot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32961128 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)00:57:08') {

'>>32960881
Is that piss'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32961148 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)01:05:14') {

'>>32960676
maybe I have you blocked or you're typing wrong idk. leave yours'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32961213 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)01:43:13') {

'40m fit masc
Looking for hookups with other hot smooth fit
Hmu
Snapchat: hellofun2k23'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32961217 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)01:46:36'  && image=='image.jpg') {

'>>32961213
Im near milwaukee wi 262 btw…

Snapchat: hellofun2k23'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32961220 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)01:48:49'  && image=='image.jpg') {

'>>32959109
Hi

Snapchat me hellofun2k23'
;

}

if(Hellofun2k23 && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32961279 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)02:23:04'  && image=='image.jpg') {

'>>32958217
Hot and fit guy here
262 mke wi

Snap hellofun2k23'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32961335 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)03:05:36') {

'Snap: dah_wan22
Kik: jyalikethat
Area: SEMO (573)
Looking for: pics/vids of local sluts
Esp with huge tits and nerdy tattoos.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32962167 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)14:04:56') {

'Hung central illinois here. 33. Looking for women, couples or jerk bros. Hmu with your ideas.
Kik grownshow1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32963008 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)22:36:22') {

'>>32938994
Ur discord username doesn’t work :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32964151 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)13:41:35'  && image=='1709318420249.jpg') {

'>ASL
28 M NW suburbs Chicagoland
>About Yourself
Bi switch, white. Generally more attracted to femininity, but if you're a smooth masc guy that I'm compatible with, that's cool. I'm chubby, but I am successfully losing weight and gaining muscle from training.
>Kinks
It'd be easier to say I'm definitely not into scat, vomit, smegma, illegal shit. Anything else, try me or ask. I'm very open minded and don't judge. Haven't done a ton of kink irl, but enjoy degen porn and hentai/r34.
>Normal Interests
Martial arts & combat sports (esp MMA, BJJ, Kickboxing/Muay Thai), video games, tabletop rpgs, history, music, food, learning new things, meeting interesting people, generally being curious about the world.
>Looking For
Anyone who shares similar interests, or finds mine interesting. If you want to possibly meet up, or just chat that's cool. Either just platonic friends, or something more intimate is welcome. If you want to train MA together, spar, share knowledge, that's a bonus. Cuddling, kissing and stuff is pretty cool too.
>Not Looking For
For lewds, hairy guys and fat people. A little chubby is OK, esp if you're actively losing or serious about losing and want a motivation partner and some advice. For anything else, just be open and direct about what you want. I don't bite.
>Contact
kik: Street_Judas
telegram: Violence_breeds
Also have discord but not posting here. Pic is ai filter of me for shits n giggles'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32964266 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)14:49:21') {

'i just found out i got herpes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32964328 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)15:39:54') {

'>>32964266

Good for you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32964543 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)17:42:27') {

'SE MO 573';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32965598 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)05:00:14'  && image=='Screenshot_20240214-203401.png') {

'>ASL
21, M, Minnesota (612, metro Area)
>About Yourself
Gay and submissive I think if you saw me you'd know I have potential, but I am not quite living up to it. I don't know how else to say this, but I feel like I need a man to be accountable to/please. So I'm reaching out to tge only place where I think I could find one. I have a goid job (engineering).

I'll post my ass and hopefully that'll get everyone's attention.


>Kinks
Oral, being dominated, crossdressing.
>Normal Interests
Cooking, fitness, gaming.
>Looking For
What I said in my about me
>Not Looking For
I'll add almost anyone, just don't be weird
>Contact
kik: anime.thighs
I have a disc but friends From there use /soc/ and might see this, so kik is the first point of contact for me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32965599 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)05:01:15') {

'>>32965598
Oh sorry I meant to say 22 btw, Just a typo.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32966556 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)16:23:34') {

'Married couple (35m/28f) in SE MI (810). Looking for fun. Very open minded. Looking for M, F, or T to explore having fun with. Long term potential. We aren't gross slobs and are very discreet. Definitely have pics for proof if we click. Kik is Aredviper. Let's see what happens';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32967336 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)00:18:21') {

'34/m/mn
Let me fuck your blindfolded wife.
I’m fit and hung.

Kik: magicmikey_mike'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32968182 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)11:12:30') {

'You're not a hopeless case and I hope you're doing okay.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32968433 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)13:24:57') {

'>>32968182
Who are you talking to?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32968860 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)16:50:23') {

'32 m MN

I’m straight, married, normal. Looking got someone to be friends with or have fun with. Send me a message and see if we click

Kik is icantstopsharing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32968868 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)16:54:09') {

'Kik: ninavski

28/M/Central Indiana

heavier set bi guy looking for a femboy/trap/trans FWB or just a normal gf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969421 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)22:03:17') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969474 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)22:27:22') {

'MAIN MIDWEST DISCORD:

Midwest server for all people in the midwest, make friends and game in VC. pretty active

https://discord.gg/mwc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969502 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)22:40:27') {

'>>32969421
>>32968433
Although, to be honest, I may have just misread something and overreacted. Regardless, I hope they're doing well. I do wish I kept my shit a little more under control sometimes, personally.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969577 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)23:26:24') {

'>>32969502

What a retard lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969583 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)23:29:56') {

'>>32969577
eat my ass, dipshit. I had a reason.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969856 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)02:25:14') {

'>>32959968
>face it farmfags, you're flyover

it's just annoying there aren't a lot of weird people here so not many midwesterners seem to ever go on 4chan. And the ones that do are all from like Chicago or Ohio or Michigan, never anyone from western midwest like Iowa or Nebraska or Kansas. Sometimes you get Missouri people, but almost all dudes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969858 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)02:26:15') {

'>>32964266
that sucks, how'd it happen?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32970327 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)08:44:43') {

'Married couple SE MI (both 30) looking for the most hung guys couple or females. Could possibly turn into a meet up if you aren't weird. Just looking to have a good time. Kik bicpl4fun3.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32970432 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)10:09:34') {

'M 34 looking for females for some fun
Mostly just sexting but maybe meet ups
Kik hard4ugrl'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32970465 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)10:35:54') {

'25 M in Youngstown Ohio
Looking for friends or a relationship, F only please.
Kik: ragnarsobek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971085 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)17:02:26'  && image=='midwestcord.png') {

'For anyone interested I've been in this Midwest discord for a long time now, people meet up often and there's typically active VC late at night—lots of gaming and shenanigans and a pretty decent balance of bros, hos, fags, and tards https://discord.gg/mUMmVd3b';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971144 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)17:42:45'  && image=='output-onlinegiftools (1).gif') {

'>>32971085
Like all discords posted to soc. It's shit poltard nonsense. Avoid.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971218 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)18:27:21') {

'>>32956657
Bump. Looking for women or people to play basketball with.'
;

}

if(xDkl && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971747 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)00:18:55'  && image=='20230707_204744.jpg') {

'Hey! you guys looking for a horny girl? im bored and horny!im downfor any fun and session! sext? video calls?19 SINGLE
snap: smithyshanae

kik: smithybrenda2

telegram: smithybrenda'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32972464 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)10:58:14') {

'>>32971747
I haven't cyber sexted since I was a teen'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32972708 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)14:02:06') {

'32/m/ il
Looking for people to help pass the day.
Disc: thatguy5898'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32972776 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)14:37:34') {

'>>32929119
Discord: Uncas.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32972785 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)14:44:27') {

'>>32941051
for me? it's indianapolis, my own hideous hometown
anyone actually had luck finding friends or girls through these threads? I'm moving back to the midwest in a few months'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32972802 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)14:54:02') {

'36 m bi mi 616

Chubby sub looking for all kinds of attention. Please don't be shy, very few limits, filthy stuff welcome!

Kik is yuzukiaizen'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32972804 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)14:56:33') {

'>>32972785
I'm just wanting anything feminine here near Indy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32972807 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)15:00:51') {

'26f
Straight sissy girl, looking for domination

5ft5
140lbs
Haven’t had any dick in 4 years.

Phone sex really gets me wet so call me with your sexy anon voice
If not then texts are welcome

(317) 209-5129

Indianapolis based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32974497 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)11:28:19') {

'>>32972807
discord?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32974511 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)11:32:19') {

'35/M/Central IL
looking to hookup/hang/vidya
into women, maybe a very passable T
Discord swinker24'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32974519 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)11:34:51') {

'>>32974497 is fake. I text them. Its a dude.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32974525 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)11:37:09') {

'>>32896802
how much would it cost to buy a building like this, just one of them not all 3. in the middle of nowhere? i just want to live in one but its probably a terrible investment.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32974529 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)11:38:38') {

'>>32941051
if nobody lives there, does it mean females have no choice but do date you? have you seen really mismatched pairings?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32974559 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)11:54:34') {

'>>32974525
rural town, 40-80k'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32975077 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)18:00:43') {

'26m Bi STL MO

Looking for FWB.

chocolate0597'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32977163 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)20:38:20'  && image=='1534368541436.jpg') {

'On the off chance Jean is here. This is meow_zedong, lost contact and wanted to hit you up so we can fuck again';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32977210 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)21:08:53') {

'>>32970327
Have a discord or email? Hung bwc in detroit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979010 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)15:47:02') {

'>ASL
32 M Cedar Rapids, IA
>About
Fat, small dick, white
>Looking for
To suck your cock all weekend regularly, no anal, kissing, just me sucking your cock. I don't want to come and go I'd like to be able to hang out, but the second you get horny, again I will suck again. Unlimited bjs.
>interests
Movies, games, normal stuff
Kik: homerman92'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979190 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)16:54:10') {

'28 m former IL bull. Little drunk doing loyalty checks (BWC) on anyone who wants to test their wife gf or hot friends lol. Prefer northwest burbs. Bonus for old jacobs alums, mutuals are especially fun. Kik moffer234';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979209 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)17:01:08') {

'> southern Ohio almost wv
> 30
> male (twink, 5'10 135lbs)
> bi
> interested in cding, maybe more

Kik: Mt.Annon'
;

}

if(anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979227 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)17:11:42') {

'25[F4M]looking for a submissive and sub message me on kik divalee001

Telegram @katemille304'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979870 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)00:03:27'  && image=='www.fetchfind.png') {

'>discord.gg/a2uQKzCrrw

red bloods rise up midwest server join now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32980100 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)02:29:18') {

'>>32977210
Just have kik'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32981648 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)20:50:09') {

'>>32980100
Hmmm. Able to email? Are you two looking for an mfm or cuck scene?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32981712 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)21:31:32') {

'>>32981707
yomamabeenbobbin.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982018 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)01:11:08'  && image=='photo_editor_ds_1708073212152.jpg') {

'Are you looking for a good submissive here you have me just add me if you are willing to be my master
Telegram: hendrina3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982229 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)05:09:57') {

'>>32896796
M 23 MI
Looking for femboy and girly twink types around the lansing MI area. Would love to meet and fool around eventually
discord honeyspark'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982590 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)10:05:30') {

'>>32979870
Nobody from this server is from the midwest'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982670 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)11:06:48') {

'are there any women here within a 500 mile radius of kansas city? if so post contact info plz';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982695 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)11:24:15') {

'>>32981707
Desueric on discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982738 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)11:53:43') {

'31/ m/ 262
Been single for 2 months, was in a really shitty 4 year relationship, not really sure wtf I'm looking for, basically just been work, drinking and hanging with my dog

Discord - deace9260'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32983199 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)17:25:35') {

'>>32979190
Back at it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32983962 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)01:03:31') {

'M21 sub from north of chicago. Looking to chat with older women about their experiences, especially if they are more dominant. Im trying to learn how to please my future partners. I especially want to learn oral. If you want to send pictures, thats fine, but I wont ask for them. And unless you initiate, im not going to ask for hookup. I just want to listen to your stories and learn from your experiences.
Ontherim2'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984010 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)01:42:37') {

'29/M/Jackson, MO
I realize this is kind of a long shot, but I may as well throw it out there. I've always thought the idea of having a work friend I secretly suck off over lunch or regularly after we get off is insanely hot, but my coworkers have always been or at least seemed totally straight. So if you work near Jackson, your job is hiring, and you'd like some regular service, I'd love to apply
Kik: TuffPuff0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984067 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)02:31:07'  && image=='IMG_7006.jpg') {

'20mtf/chicago
looking for dominant trans women (passing), men, or cis couples to have fun with. i dunno. i'm sorta a dog
kik is cognition5'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984410 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)07:47:26'  && image=='20354h.jpg') {

'>>32971085
avoid unless you want to orbit the female admin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984424 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)08:01:44') {

'>>32981648
Just mfm if we add a guy. And not any that don't include my name.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984526 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)09:38:40') {

'Central Illinois hung 33 m looking for anyone wanting to milk my cock or ride. Also down to jerk for you.
Kik grownshow1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984691 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)11:52:52') {

'>>32981707

im in the 217, close AF to the 309, m/30
dis is swinker24'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984770 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)12:33:48') {

'>>32941646
Lets go hang out at Sweetwater together'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985571 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)21:00:18') {

'>ASL
21, Male, Central Ohio
>About Yourself
I’m 5’9”, White, 7” long. I’m in college and have my own apartment. I’ve been told I have a “beautiful cock” if that matters to anyone.
>Kinks
Dominant, anal, CNC, orgasm denial, dirty talk, breeding, choking, rope, ddlg, and I’m willing to discuss trying anything. I would like to find someone into bathroom play eventually.
>Normal Interests
Video games, music, finance, exercise, swimming, raising animals
>Looking For
A girl that is open to trying out kinks or that is already kinky, I’m open to anything from a one off to a relationship I just don’t want it to be too vanilla.
>Not Looking For
Biological men
>Contact
Discord: buck.eye.guy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985779 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)22:54:15') {

'been a while, might as well try again
24 m hung fit nebraska
looking for fems or trans
message me if you add from here
snap pauloinamerica9'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985821 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)23:12:10') {

'24 F N Mississippi

Snap dah_wan22

Just got broke up with, smoking/drinking tonight. Sad n horny lol
Not all there so be patient plox'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987530 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)20:17:41'  && image=='bully-maguire-dance.gif') {

'>ASL
24, Male, St. Louis, Missouri
>About me
Introverted fat (but losing) autist looking to branch out. Too old for a flatlining social life. I work full-time for public schools and could really use a break from the bleakness of these hopeless-ass kids.

I like metal, classic rock, vidya, firearms, movies/TV, stand-up comedy and getting wasted + stoned.
>Looking for
Guys and gals to see small concerts, go shooting, take hikes, hit up bars etc. with once in a while
>Not looking for
Trannies, gays, SJWs, terminally online people
>Discord
youtubeguy911'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987918 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)23:34:02') {

'Email
[email protected]
For a fat Missouri mom’s naked body.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987961 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)00:13:52'  && image=='Screenshot_20200627-143559_Reddit.jpg') {

'>ASL
21/M/OH oak harbor area
>About You
I can get clingy, I'm currently turning a hobby into a career by getting a botany degree, i love cartoons mainly regular show, I've been playing a lot of BG3 an Tarkov recently, while currently trying to get back into anime so I'll gladly take suggestions. But I've been mostly reading a lot of webtooms :p, and I'm a 5'3 120Ibs built twink with a fem personality
>Looking For
Mostly depends on you. If you're looking for friends well the more the merrier. If it's somthing more, then I'm into femboys and twinks.
>Not Looking For
Ghosting
>Contact
Discord- 1sun1bro5
Snap- himynameispdjfj'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32988366 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)06:32:48'  && image=='IMG_2860.gif') {

'>ASL
24/FtM/USA
>About yourself
Curious, thoughtful, obsessive, romantic, clingy. ENTP. Bit of a stalker. I have BPD and I WILL write you love letters using my blood. I’m an aggressive hybristophile, and self identified yandere.
I play a lot of Pokemon Go, and love murdersims. I also draw digital erotic comics, and urbex.
>Looking for
Mutual obsession, long term-serious relationship. Someone who gets equally as obsessed with their partner. Needing to talk very often or getting each other’s attention by any means necessary. Maybe even threatening to kill each other (in a romantic way, of course).
I don’t mind love bombing or long distance.
>Bonus points:
Being tall, having BPD, general criminal behavior, playing VRChat, Chaotic types.
>Not Looking For
Women (cis or trans), friends, anyone under 23, irl slobs, people outside of the USA

>Contact
Crunch#0108
If I blocked you, you may have been under 23.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32988646 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)10:45:22'  && image=='18256780-d7f5-4eb0-aa54-a9337022c754.jpg') {

'>ASL
36, M, Detroit
>About Yourself
36 year old, swm. Moved here last year. Have a good job, hobbies, yadda yadda
>Kinks
Breeding, CNC, exhibitionism, clothing control/play, etc.
>Normal Interests
Disc golf, gaming, hikes
>Looking For
Single girl in the area. Open to couples (have been a Bull in the past). NSA but open to ongoing.
>Not Looking For
Single guys, hard drug users (420 friendly), people more than 2hrs away
>Contact
Kik: pirellinyh
Disc: pirelli266
Tele: @Pirellinyh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32988732 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)12:06:41') {

'>>32979190
Will be on again today but please no larps that shit I'd mad weird'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32988756 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)12:33:10') {

'your pin ain't working , add mine

rememberthebrigade'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32988760 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)12:34:23') {

'>>32987961
>>32988756

oops almost forgot


oops almost forgot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989348 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)18:06:15') {

'Bi m20 kansas I bttm for guys and can top or bttm for girls my snap is boredbiboi2004 hmu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989368 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)18:17:13') {

'36 m bi mi 616

Chubby sub looking for all kinds of attention. Please don't be shy, very few limits, filthy stuff welcome!

Kik is yuzukiaizen'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989605 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)20:01:52'  && image=='IMG_6633.jpg') {

'>ASL
24, mtf, northeast nebraska
>about me
hi :3 i enjoy playing video games, i used to be a pc gamer. roblox is my favorite game to play. wanting to go back to college again. i love dogs, i have a blue heeler :3
>hobbies
computers, dirtbikes, traveling, outdoors, cameras, history, guns, and hogan’s heros
>kinks
service play, cnc, breathe play, gas masks, poppers, latex, sensory deprivation, total power exchange etc.
limits: vore, blood, scat, race, age, knives.
>looking for
loyal, long-term, emotionally supportive, healthy and fit, educated, age 24-34
>not looking for
hookups, poly, single mothers, being unfit with no plan on getting healthy, hates dogs, isn’t dominant
>contact
discord: tacticalcatboy
telegram: tacticalcatboy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989675 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)20:33:46') {

'44/m/Iowa

House is paid off. No debt, 6 figure job. Looking for someone who wants to live here and have a life with me

I like video games, music, TV shows. I'll be into your things if you're into mine. I won't find someone here ... But maybe I will.

Kik: WLJ43

No scammers no sellers. Legitimate stay at home women only.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989683 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)20:35:43') {

'>ASL
21 Blk M NW Ohio
>About
I like computers and science
>Looking for
A casual hookup
>Not looking for
A relationship
>Tag
Discord: fayobalo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32990041 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)23:59:27') {

'>>32989605
>mtf, northeast nebraska
that must be difficult'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32990791 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)09:36:47') {

'33 m hung central illinois
Looking for friends for various sexy things. Let me know what you're interested in.
Kik grownshow1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32991216 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)15:04:40') {

'18m here looking for someone that wants to rp/pretend to be like my dads friend, my teacher, My dad, or another older guy and find me stroking to some high school (18) classmates . Maybe you want to join in or talk dirty as we stroke.

Kik: Raven19852'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32992925 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)09:46:34') {

'looking for a girl to help me cheat on my gf. she doesn't let me live out my fetishes, i wanna find someone who'll fuck me better
28 m cincinnati
disc: cathedralfog'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32993026 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)10:58:12') {

'24 f cincinnati
Who wants to bang and/or make me corned beef and cabbage
Disc eveuhh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32995952 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)18:28:52'  && image=='20230923_132522.jpg') {

'>ASL
26, Male, Pembina, ND
>Favorite Movie(s)
Top Gun, Zulu, Black Hawk Down, Westerns.
>Favorite band(s)
Sabaton, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath
>Physical Description
Lean and fit.
>Looking For
Tomboy GF.
>Not Looking For
Men or trannies. Sorry, love you all :)
>About me
I'm normal to most people who know me but I don't really go out much at all. My life is pretty routine. I work out often and eat pretty healthy. I drink sometimes and don't do drugs. I maintain my own car/truck and play video games. I've always got youtube playing if I'm alone.
I like to shoot my guns and I want to do IDPA competition this summer. I camp in the summer in the woods and collect Milsurp.
Basically I'm very boring. :)
>Tag
Revan73'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32995989 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)18:53:09') {

'>>32989368
Bump, still looking
Don't be shy, filthy stuff welcome'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32996004 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)19:00:54') {

'>>32993026
bro that person is married and will ask you to play fortnite dont bother LMAO'
;

}

if(Indiana cocksucker && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32997387 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)09:52:29') {

'Indiana here! 29 fit bwc looking to suck cock today! Will be in Mooresville PLEASE WRITE BACK SOON! Public bathroom understall preferred. Bbc and bwc welcome!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998041 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)16:32:32') {

'ohiofag
>looking for
friend group to trip with
>not looking for
gay, wierd
>discord
rahemias
i won't be accepting friend requests until later tonight when i come home from work'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998051 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)16:37:21'  && image=='IMG_2929.jpg') {

'5’8 95lbs worthless sissy looking to be fucked in fishers indiana by a much older daddy masked who doesn’t care what i want
KIK jordynparkerr
TELEGRAM finnbutt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998157 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)17:19:04') {

'>ASL
21, M, Chicago
>Looking For
Dom MtF or cis women
>Looks
Bubble butt but cutting. On track to loosing quite a few pounds. Boomermaxxing with a goatee
>Interests
Philosophy, Vidya, Archery, Milsurp, but also Cooking and Writing
>kinks
Anal, bondage, watersports, scat
>Tag
Discord: kingly_6'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998374 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)19:10:33') {

'Chicago or Milwaukee
Looking for: someone to talk to; I would prefer a straight woman between 18-40 that is looking for a relationship who enjoys sarcastic humor, loves Shibas, and freedom who is passionate and wants to be herself
Telegram: Miktexan'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998560 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)20:46:25') {

'>>32998051
Mmm show them cheeks. Age?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000601 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)17:28:45') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000625 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)17:38:50') {

'>>32970327
Bump still looking'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000837 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)19:20:45') {

'27/M/MN

Homebody, t12 paraplegic, but I'm independent and am fit. Like pc gaming, reading, meditating, podcasts, binge watching tv shows. Pretty reserved and calm headed, love being able to find humor in random things and not take life too seriously, if you can laugh at yourself we will probably get along. Slightly clingy but know how to respect boundaries. Have been told I'm not a boring texter

Looking for fwb with a girl, no smokers. Someone that could come over so we can makeout/cuddle on the couch while watching a movie, play games with online, or chat throughout the day. Someone that's into receiving oral would also make things easier sexually lol. If you are cool with sending regular selfies I might get obsessed with you :) , will probably ask for feet pics at some point

discord: frozenfrostfire'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000891 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)19:40:50') {

'24m Nebraska
Closet sissy needing a real man's cock, let me jerk you off or suck on you pls
Kik noellemeoww'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000914 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)19:48:43') {

'>>32968182
EMM is.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33002234 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)11:35:10') {

'>>32979190
Still up for it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33003367 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)23:49:54'  && image=='D0750B9A-BA52-4E7E-B3A7-10BF12A24770.jpg') {

'>ASL
25 Male Indiana 260 area
>About Me
I’m 5’10 white slim body
>Looking For
Heck I’m just looking for a girl to hang out with. I want someone to go on hikes with lol.
>Contact
Kik: ZINHooAnd
Discord: cucaracha0939'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006768 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)16:52:38') {

'>>32896796
43/m. Madison, WI area.

Like art, sailing, kayaking, biking, shrooms, some video games, concerts.

I'm married, but it's basically a roommate situation.

I'm neurotic, but generally stable and friendly. Good problem solved.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006792 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)17:07:26') {

'>>33006768
Telegram Suburban Stranger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007048 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)19:38:28') {

'27m white guy 8” in Chicago looking to chat about your gf/ get stoned and goon about whatever

Kik chiguy8472'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007609 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)01:46:55'  && image=='1691094742525471.png') {

'>>33007048
Sorry, I don't want to be friends with a midget'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008630 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)15:59:10') {

'>>32941051
what part of Indiana are you in? I am in Indianapolis 317 area code.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008633 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)16:01:17') {

'>>32972785
are you in Indianapolis still? I am looking to meet friends around here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008753 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:19:38'  && image=='F9F8B2CC-857A-46CE-846A-04648745F7F5.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008834 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)18:01:32'  && image=='20240322_170117.jpg') {

'ASL
36/M/US

>Sexual Interests
Pierced dick dude, into having ladies watch me while I get off on vid calls. Open to using my lovense max 2, possibly having them control it, or just jerking off, maybe even using wifeys panties if your into that. Obviously open to mutual play. Just about any ladies or couples. Open to meeting up possibly if we hit things off well. Not super far from Omaha.

>Normal Interests
Video games! Playing Palworld, wow, FF7 rebirth, and various other random games. Trying to get back into shape but I also love beer and food so that's hard haha

>Looking for
Any ladies or couples that want to chat and have some fun, either sexually or casually

>Not looking for
Solo dudes

>Contact
Discord: bsname1234
Snap: brokenaccount
Telegram: @acesnobody'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33009472 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)00:35:00') {

'37/m/ North Shore Milwaukee
Not into drugs, not super weird. Weird enough for 4chan, though. Average shape (working out, lost 35lbs so far since Dec). I like cars and vidya and motorbikes and anime and other things. I also have huge balls that are a curse but people seem to think they're cool.

If you're in Milwaukee, shoot me a message. Kik: Wangchungwisco'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33009530 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)01:21:06'  && image=='77824F05-DBA9-44B8-8CC7-8AFEB0D41223.jpg') {

'23 sissy femboy in southwest Wisconsin. Looking for men to have a good time with. Kik leiolm25';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33010463 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)12:48:09') {

'18f northern Indiana
I don’t wanna date or anything. Just want friends. I prefer calling and I’m weird about meeting up. I like kombucha and oatmeal and I don’t like people who don’t work and lay in bed all day.

Kik: tableeater'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33010900 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)17:37:43'  && image=='IMG_2680.jpg') {

'>ASL
24, 5’10, MtF, Cleveland, OH
>About Yourself
I a feminine individual, i am not quite sure if i am trans or just a sissy. i am a Black, quiet, slim, and shy girly :3 i like to read and run
>Kinks
CNC, Raceplay
>Looking For
I am looking for a fit White Man who wants to have his way with a sissy/transgirl. i am talking full on aggression. a man who wants to force himself on me and make me his fucktoy. I just want a real man to make feel what it’s like to be an object. I would prefer if you were taller than me. (I’m 5’10) It would be a plus if you were a racist White man/Conservative. i know, but it would be even hotter. it’d also be a plus if you were hung (7in or more) we can talk more about it if interested. i can also share more pics too!
>Not Looking For
other sissies, trans girl
>Contact
discord: theoneyoucall77'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33010953 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)18:10:14') {

'>>33010900
u matched with me u fugly freak kill yourself ywnbaw'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33010954 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)18:11:29') {

'>>33007048
u live on the north side don't u? why are so many Northsiders fat white girls or Asianz?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33010963 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)18:18:15') {

'>>32968182
please look at the fucking average age of these posters. holy fuck it is over for them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33011448 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)00:01:30') {

'Midwest server if anyone is interest :p

https://discord.gg/9VTQtTBN'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33011810 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)03:22:49') {

'>>32896796
https://discord.gg/Fhsa6Zzy
some of us are from near Ohio'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33011987 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)05:06:38') {

'>>32964543
older hetero male here. you?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33014941 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)14:54:49'  && image=='20240229_104201.jpg') {

'32/M/Central ND

Hello, this is a longshot but I'm looking for some IRL friends or at least someone closeby enough to maybe meet up occasionally

I have lots of interests like reading, literature, history, linguistics, cooking, and more. I'm normal pretty normal IRL but I enjoy 4chan adjunct people as they sorta "get" my sense of humor/interests more.

I am seeing someone RN so I'm not looking for anything sexual/romantic

kiko9009'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015882 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)00:42:20'  && image=='1672713993_438.png') {

'>>32896796
>ASL
18, female, Minneapolis MN
>About Yourself
5'10 :p originally from oslo norway
>Normal Interests
video games, art, photography, digital art, nature, animals, working out(at
>Looking For
at the bare minimum frens
>Not Looking For
porn addicts
>Contact
discord: arcadia184'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015886 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)00:45:01') {

'Bored midwestern guy with a big dick I’m donwn to talk about your girls and even willing to meet irl. I can also jerk on cam to any girls u send

Kik horndude762'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015915 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)01:09:03') {

'36 m from mid MO. Looking for girl around my age to chat with.

Kik: imthebadguy32'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33017089 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)14:22:18'  && image=='michelle1.jpg') {

'Im from Lodi, Wisconsin. My name is Michelle D. If you do know me, message me on k.i.k michelle2626288';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33017098 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)14:26:07') {

'36 m bi mi 616

Chubby sub looking for all kinds of attention. Please don't be shy, very few limits, filthy stuff welcome!

Kik is yuzukiaizen'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33017290 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)16:21:47') {

'>Asian Sign Language
18/M/IL
>about yourself
I went on /soc/ 2016 got scared and posting on this board for the first time rn. sometimes I go to gyms. short. uhhh idk pretty predictable stuff that a 4chan lurker would like desu.
>looking for
preferably women of the girl kind. or anyone to chat with.
>contact
[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33017409 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)17:39:45') {

'mostly Midwest server :p
https://discord.gg/3sbh7NHp4C'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33018110 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)00:48:58') {

'Hello My kik : daniela_rui2717';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33018355 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)03:29:43'  && image=='1711510515973943.jpg') {

'35/m/KS
looking to talk about IRLs and trade with others from NE Kansas.
tiabg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33018962 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)12:04:13') {

'>>33011448
Invalid'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33019059 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)13:17:02') {

'>>32902716
Pinkdozey'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33021551 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)18:56:53') {

'>ASL
29, male, NW Suburbs Chicago Illinois
>About Yourself
nerdy alternative guy
>Normal Interests
video games, films, music, punk, horror, sci fi, tabletop games
>Looking For
women for hookups, fwb, possibly a enm relationship
>Not Looking For
men, narcissists
>Contact
discord: patr5890'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33021710 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)21:10:57') {

'18m here looking for someone that wants to rp/pretend to be like my dads friend, my teacher, My dad, or another older guy and find me stroking to some high school (18) classmates . Maybe you want to join in or talk dirty as we stroke.

Kik: Raven19852'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33022461 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)06:23:18'  && image=='IMG_20240127_120217_458.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33023270 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)16:09:54') {

'>>32979190
Back again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33023336 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)16:48:36') {

'hiiii Midwest server. Mostly Indiana ish area. pls join :3
https://discord.gg/xXeTdWtSCk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33023365 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)17:01:53') {

'19/m/Indiana
Trying to find a cougar or couple looking for a third sucks online, Any tips to find them in person lol? also drop kik and i will add you, mine is swarmed by bots so i can never tell if someone actually new messaged me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33023368 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)17:03:47') {

'>>33023365
Was your foreskin removed in IN?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33024486 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)03:29:35') {

'>>33023365
I'm in indy. bbw wife and I looking for 420 friend first see where it goes... discord- hellacious4858'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33024857 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)08:10:24') {

'29M (white)/ Bloomington IL / iso biological female.

Just looking for hookups and general fun times. Tag me and shoot your preferred messenger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33025177 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)11:34:39') {

'>ASL
44, male, white, 5'11'" and fit. I live in Chicago.
>About Yourself
Work easy/play easy
>Normal Interests
Reading, movies, games, walking, bicycling, eating out, history
>Looking For
Submissive woman interested in either in a long term relationship or serving as a living sex doll for an evening.
>Not Looking For
Anything online, long distance, or pre-op trans
>Contact
discord: db5611'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33025755 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)17:54:28'  && image=='IMG_1468.jpg') {

'>>33015882
hiii i added u last night and you accepted but unadded i think cuz i wasnt able to get around to messaging you for a couple hours.. i work at a cafe so early bedtime then straight to work for 6~ hours so i wasnt trying to just be a friend collector!! im 18f in a bordering state of MN just wanted to be midwest buddies.. my user had an american actresses name in it.. if u just dont wanna talk ignore this just wanted to try bc u seem cool :P'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026026 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)20:06:33') {

'>asl
26, mtf, illinois/wisconsin border area
>about
clingy troon desperate for human affection
>lf
another mtf that's pleasant to be around
>nlf
cis people, people that only want sex
>contact
discord: spongelord. (with the period)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026326 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)23:17:05') {

'>asl
31, m, rural WI
>about
IT and shitpost professional. 6'1" and very pale boi.
>lf
wholesome, slim woman younger than me who is serious about wanting a relationship. I would want to impregnate you within three years. Don't be a bitch. No tattoos, no blacks.
>contact
discord: supreme_gent'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026385 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)23:48:32') {

'I live near Olathe Kansas, any man want to dominate a cute twink? Instagram is logen_schott';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026421 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)00:09:11'  && image=='JackHorny.gif') {

'>asl
26, Male, Eastern Kansas
>about
Save it for the conversation, you can ask whatever you want to know when you add me.
>Looking for
I really don't care, just be chill. Don't expect to meet in person unless we REALLY hit it off.
>Not Looking for
I'm not gonna be your private fucking therapist, get help. No pity parties or sad sacks, fuck off with all that. Be somewhat socially inclined, no one is perfect but I'm not gonna babysit a conversation on my own.
>Contact
discord: lunaticsign'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026849 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)05:13:59') {

'>>32896796
23 M twink
I'm looking for a girl who wants to use my body to goon. I want her to goon her pussy against my cute bussy, especially her clit. It's been a fantasy of mine to feel a wet pussy against my smooth hole for awhile.
If she wants to she can either lock my dicklet up or let me cum inside her too, idc
Discord is curiouskot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33027355 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)11:49:10') {

'>>33015882
I can't add you for some reason so try adding me on discord: wshisdea 22/M/Illinois'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028118 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)20:16:45') {

'>>33019059
This guy is fucked in the head and ghosted me days after I was there for him in the hospital'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028151 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)20:35:46') {

'Newlysingle2669
29 bi m looking for kinky chats. Into wife sharing mfm, etc ohio'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33029450 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)11:55:51') {

'>>33028118
true'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33029541 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:08:19') {

'>>33029450
You have a lot of nerve trolling here for pussy after you treated me that way. You never should have called me to be there with you in the hospital if you intended to break up with me the whole time. You are messed up Dalton.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33029979 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)16:56:03'  && image=='19b.gif') {

'>>33029541

>The roastie expects to be taken at face value

Haha'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030043 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)17:23:04') {

'>>33029979
He's literally crazy I was by his side emptying his piss jugs in the hospital and he swore he loved me he introduced me to his friends then days later I was nothing to him he wouldn't even say goodbye. I had to contact his mom I thought that he was in the hospital again or something. He's over 30 by the way. I'll make sure he can never mess with a woman from here like he did to me again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030590 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)22:10:35') {

'Is this thread dead? Female from Wisconsin looking for people to chat with. Kik thebestcarli';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030784 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)23:51:50') {

'>>32897165
I swear I've seen you outside before, but forgot where. Were you at the state fair, summerfest or anime milwaukee?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33031823 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)12:23:25') {

'Hung and horny 30s
Central Illinois
Looking for women, couples, jerk buds
Kik or discord grownshow1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33032277 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)16:44:33') {

'>>32902716
Discord: Smartcar'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033276 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)03:09:44') {

'>>33030590
14 or glowie'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033287 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)03:18:41') {

'>>33030784
I swear I've seen you outside before. Was it at the art museum or near the bronze fonz? Possibly near lake front bistro or perhaps fuel Cafe? Idk I'm not that tranner and I'm giving you a hard time because I'm a Milwaukee anon too. Let me know if you wanna chit chat.
Kik wangchungwisco'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034081 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)14:35:58'  && image=='Snapchat-652671231.jpg') {

'20M BI KS
Fuck this thread, idc if everyone is from Milwaukee or whatever other irrelevant town they're from, I'm posting here regardless of if someone will hmu.
At this point I'll talk to anyone
Kik:@randomguy8976'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034302 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)17:21:19'  && image=='1680639058402458.jpg') {

'Guys I need help finding a cheap hotel near St Louis Lambert International Airport in Missouri for mid May. Google and kayak say it's 80$ minimum per night, fuck
Will I find something cheaper looking around locally?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034708 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:57:19') {

'>>33034302
Why are you there? Why do you need a hotel at the last moment?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034712 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)22:00:11') {

'>>33034302
Find an extended stay place. They're usually pretty cheap. Also 80$ a night isn't expensive.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034713 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)22:00:27') {

'>>33034302
there's a motel 6 off james s. mcdonnell blvd about 10 mins from the airport. i'd imagine it's pretty cheap'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034719 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)22:02:32') {

'>>33034302
there's also some sketchy place off lindbergh and st charles rock road that is definitely cheap but probably not the best experience'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035037 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)01:14:29') {

'Anyways
McPherson Area. Kansas. Dude.
Any AFAB lurking wanna hookup?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33035275 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)04:26:24'  && image=='1615702733413.png') {

'Hello Everyone. Adam here.
I'm 21 years old now. It has been almost 2 years since I started posting this (April 10th, 2022.)
I live in Illinois, around Bloomington/Normal. However, I'm from the Chicago Suburbs.

I'm a nerdy engineering major looking for a nerdy girl of a similar age.
I like anime, manga, comics, novels, all sorts of music too.
I like to work on computers and machines.
I like to collect various things that I'm interested in, like books and CDs mostly.

I'm looking for a girl who is also nerdy and invested in her own hobbies/interests
Someone who will accept me for who I am, and I can lend that to her as well.
Someone to discuss things with, and someone I can listen to.

I'm pretty sure girls like this exist, just let me know lol.
Discord: otakuadam'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33036146 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)15:01:40'  && image=='1710658723266345.jpg') {

'25/M/Northern Indiana

I just wanna kiss and cuddle and pretend that everything's gonna be ok for me.

Discord: dylaniskindastrange'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33036599 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)20:01:47'  && image=='tumblr_16750542c56c67eb4f0dcbf09339635d_9c709951_640.jpg') {

'27/F/Michigan

Uncomfortably aware of how empty and lonely I am on this fine Thursday eve. Some casual wholesome conversation would be cool. I have cat pictures up the wazoo and some okay/weird music recommendations if that's your shtick.

Discord: bacchanalianbandicoot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33038723 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)22:25:11') {

'Bumping the midwest bread.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039385 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)06:05:20') {

'join discord.gg/schizoid';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039407 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)06:29:37') {

'>>33035275
wait adam? do i fucking know you boss? did you used to live more south suburbs?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039436 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)06:58:40') {

'>>33036599
Added..desueric'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039574 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)08:38:21'  && image=='1621405987998.jpg') {

'>>33039407
I mean yeah I lived in the southwest suburbs but I doubt you know me considering your 18 and I'm 21.
You can try adding me on discord or something if you wanna find out.
My post ID might be different but it's still me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040935 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:34:30') {

'>>32989683
bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33041192 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)02:13:05') {

'28M/Kik is scarfhold
I'm in Missouri. I'm just south of St. Louis.
I'm only here looking for a hung fwb that would be into getting head. I'm white, 5'9, 150lbs, and I take care of myself. If you reply, let me know where you are located.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043208 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)00:31:45'  && image=='IMG_2879.jpg') {

'>ASL
24, 5’10, MtF, Cleveland, OH
>About Yourself
I am a feminine individual, i am not quite sure if i am trans or just a sissy. i am a Black, quiet, slim, and shy girly :3 i like to read and run
>Kinks
CNC, Raceplay
>Looking For
I am looking for a fit White Man who wants to have his way with a sissy/transgirl. i am talking full on aggression and rape me like i’m a sex toy. a man who wants to force himself on me and make me his fucktoy. I just want a real man to make feel what it’s like to be an object. I would prefer if you were taller than me. (I’m 5’10) It would be a plus if you were a racist/Conservative White Man. i know, but it would be even hotter. it’d also be a plus if you were hung (7in or more) we can talk more about it if interested. i can also share more pics too!
>Not Looking For
other sissies, trans girl
>Contact
discord: theoneyoucall77'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043365 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)02:26:10'  && image=='18422387.png') {

'>>33026385
doesn't exist? I'm in Gardner and would love a lewd friend even if I'm not super dommy...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043373 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)02:29:54') {

'>>32896796
Why am I banned from the Midwest server? I never even did anything.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043383 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)02:37:04') {

'25/M/574
Normally I like having deep conversations about shared interests and passions, the state of the world or whatever, but I’ll keep it a hundred dollars I haven’t gotten laid since before COVID and I need hole
F? Ideal. MtF? Sure. Twink? Works for me.
dc: tggaageers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043413 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)03:01:24') {

'>>33029541
imagine how mad he'd be if we fucked'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043467 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)03:49:41') {

'>>33034302
How long? I'm under 10min from the airport if you want a place to crash.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043650 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)07:26:20') {

'>>33043373
>>33043373
Both midwest servers are ran by women. That should tell you enough'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043679 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)07:56:26') {

'>>33043373
Who are you?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043859 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)10:16:08') {

'Black Chicago guy here gonna be grilling today and listening to tunes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043941 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)11:14:53'  && image=='godzilla-minus-one-minus-color-poster-1024x496.jpg') {

'>>33043679
Who the fuck is you cuh? on crip'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044060 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)12:45:23') {

'Posting here as a longshot.
31/M/Indiana in the 317 area code
Looking for cool peeps who like nerdy shit like anime and games. If you're lookin' for something more physical unless you're a twink, mtf, or girl I'm probably not gonna be interested and I don't bottom.
hit me up on kik, Justsomedude92'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044378 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)15:44:59') {

'>>33043467
ah shit, already took a reservation, but thank you very much anyways anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044528 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)17:08:54') {

'>>33043413
We shoulddd'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044559 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)17:28:00') {

'18m here looking for someone that wants to rp/pretend to be like my dads friend, my teacher, My dad, or another older guy and find me stroking to some high school (18) classmates . Maybe you want to join in or talk dirty as we stroke.

Kik: Raven19852'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044795 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)19:58:02') {

'>>32979190
Bonus for 2011 alums'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045204 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)23:03:54') {

'>>33030590
Underage. Ban please.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045415 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)01:28:46') {

'>>33043365
Hey, you may be in luck, hmu on Kik @randomguy8976'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33045491 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)02:22:12') {

'>>33044060
r u me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046017 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)10:17:20') {

'M26 BBC
Minnesota, looking for F
Telegram: prrssttnn'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046665 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)18:35:55') {

'>>32896796
>ASL
29 year old vagina. not a midwestfag but will be driving through chicago in about a month
>about
i’m average looking. not fat. i’m not a good person but i’m fun
>looking for
i want to feed a fat guy
>not looking for
people with a bmi less than 40. i would really prefer bmi 50+
>sesh id
052884063fc6ba759ee
236b812a2a846ce601b2
ff81b351563e52f1d6473e5436e'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046823 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:01:35') {

'21 Racine
Tall boy
Looking for mature older women to talk to. You ladies have me wrapped around your finger. Tell me about your day, I want to hear about it.
Kik: radianmeasure'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046865 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:23:40') {

'>>33046826
I was circumcised in Lake Forest, a little bit away in Illinois actually.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046972 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:13:23') {

'>>33046665
What a shame. My BMI used to be around 64. It’s down to around 40 now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047013 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:32:28') {

'>>33046865
Intriguing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047812 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)06:55:47') {

'>>33044528
He was asking me you haggard uncle fester looking baldie'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048038 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)10:22:10') {

'>>32905834
Too bad you're not closer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048045 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)10:29:12') {

'Hung and horny. Central Illinois. You'd have to host. More than likely the best I can find here is a jerk bud. Would be nice to find a fem or couple.
Hmu kik or discord is grownshow1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048052 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)10:45:49') {

'24 tall twink from central OH area
bi but not into masc guys sorry :( looking for ppl to do kinky stuff with (i can host or travel a reasonable distance)
im into lots of things but mainly oral, orgasm control/denial, body worship, smothering, feet, primal play/wrestling, sweat, and things along those lines
discord halt8918
please add me if you’re interested!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048054 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)10:47:33'  && image=='IMG_1681931458.jpg') {

'Married slut.
Kik is fireupx80'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048130 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:29:29') {

'>>32979190
>>33044795
On later this afternoon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048136 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:33:22'  && image=='IMG_0192.jpg') {

'Brand new Midwest discord just arrived!

Focusing on camping and the great outdoors in general.

https://discord.gg/2rqQz5mU'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051148 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)00:35:51') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051246 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)01:58:57') {

'>>33045415
messaged you!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053269 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)00:19:22') {

'>>32970327
Bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053279 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)00:26:01') {

'>>32896796
>ASL
24/M/Chicago
>About
I've got tattoos, double nose rings, 170cm and white, I like hikes, outdoorsy shit, games idk
>Looking for
People to bullshit with as i'm drinking tonight
>not looking for
boring dry ppl
>discord
ryann2199'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33053304 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)00:36:19') {

'>>33053293
Location?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054885 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)21:05:30') {

'26/M/Chicago

I like giving good head and I don’t want or need anything in return; if you’ve got a hard on and wants someone to service your cock until you blow a load— I’m your guy. Can host whenever you’d like. Located in Lakeview. Kik: CHICocksucker'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054945 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)21:42:34') {

'>ASL
m/37/SW Ohio
>hobbies
videogames, hiking, being outside in general
>looking for
woman, femboy or cute trans
>contact
snap snakecola2
discord mainfrym'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33055001 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)22:13:31'  && image=='20230214_231559.jpg') {

'Bored in Oak Park. Feeling spontaneous. Anyone want to go to galloping ghost or something?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33055171 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:22:57'  && image=='20240329_151508.jpg') {

'>ASL
22, Male, ND

>About Me
People watcher who's looking to make friends, I never see anyone from here so I'm extending a hand to all the other lost souls.

>Looking For
Anyone to talk with from the Dakotas

>Not looking for
Racists, bigots, etc.

>Discord
lichlordpinkerton'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33056013 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)09:21:34') {

'28 m IL bwc will have some time later for loyalty checks if anyone wants one. Prefer algonquin area or northwest burbs but anywhere is fine. Kik moffer234 or post yours or your snap.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33056088 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)10:09:19') {

'>>33055001
You never posted info'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33056401 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)13:23:56') {

'Looking for hung bi guys in Michigan. SE area preferred. Send proof of size to chat. 28 M. Kik bicpl4fun3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33056780 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:33:56') {

'>>33056088
you're right I messed up.
discord: dimetree_'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33057021 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)20:17:18') {

'Black Chicago anon still here looking';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33057064 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)20:53:09') {

'I'm traveling the states. Anyone just wanna meet up and hang out to eat at a McDonald's or something, nothing weird. Just a hang out.

28 m
Going from FL to CA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058345 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)12:16:10') {

'>>32905834
>>32905824
What about some NSA head?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058387 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)12:42:06') {

'kik mr_gere
oldfag/m/usa/straight
wwyd, rate, degrade, bully your sorry ass and bang your girl send you pics'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058459 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)13:30:44') {

'Sharing and trading of midwesterners. Feel free to come by and say hi.

throwaway312585'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33058518 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)14:02:31') {

'>>33017098
Bump, looking again
Don't be shy, filthy stuff welcome!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059051 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)19:02:28'  && image=='1709204706076319-removebg-preview.png') {

'ASL
22, Male,Black, MI

>About Me
I'm into anime, exercsing, videogames, fighting, and nature
>Looking For
Someone to talk to and hang out with. If more happens then I'm ok with anything. Women, trans, or bi if possible

>Not looking for
Weirdos, assholes, and people who can't hold conversations

>Discord
caligod_x2'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059339 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)21:08:18') {

'>>32896796
bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059447 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)21:47:26') {

'>>32897165
please find some rope and a tree to swing from'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060375 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)07:49:22') {

'22 bi f in the middle of Indiana

I'm not looking for anything in particular, just kinda seeing what comes my way. I probably won't show you my tits. I'm mentally ill, I play video and tabletop games, don't be a jerk
Kik: elisescreen'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060718 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:07:47'  && image=='20210516_102454 (1).jpg') {

'>>33055001
I'm going to slightly expand this
29/M/married
Not looking for sex stuff. Just looking for friends to hang out with. I'm into board games, movies, camping (my four man tent doesn't get used as much as I would like), and animals. Here is a picture of one of my sugar gliders from a few years ago since this is an image board.
I'm a boomer when it comes to discord.
Discord: dimetree_
Kik: mitya21'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062710 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:22:50'  && image=='IMG_0086.jpg') {

'25/M/Southern Indiana

Neet stay at home bf looking to make friends to smoke weed, play video games, grab a couple beers, and just generally hang out. I also have a dog who I’d like to introduce to other dogs.

Not looking for coomers, gooners, or general degens.

Discord is porkcchop'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33062726 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:30:45') {

'What happened to the Midwest discord server?

Anyway. Hung guy, central IL looking for fun
Kik or discord grownshow1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064760 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:56:38') {

'Anyone near Ottumwa want to hook up and give a BJ or take it up the ass? I'm not that attractive but I can pay.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33065134 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:00:30') {

'>>33015882
Hey Anon, I sent a request last night (Psuedo). hoping you'll accept. I'd love to chat.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33065463 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:34:28'  && image=='6A125F0D-DCAA-432E-B0D8-8FEE403404EC.jpg') {

'>ASL
23, tgirl, nebraska

>About Yourself
pretty white tgirl with a nice gyat, planning to get axe wound pussy in future

>Interests
manga, LoL, pokemon, honkai, politics, kpop, 4chan

>Looking For
cute arab/latino/asian/brown boy who has my interests. lets start as friends~~

>Not Looking For
other mtf trans, women, bi guys, gay guys, agps, weird fetishists, hornyanons who just want nudes

>Contact
q_q.kitten (discord)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33065475 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)16:38:08') {

'>>33065463
oh and i forgot to say im kind of a femcel shut in type, im down to go out places with you to hang out but im really shy in public. and im pretty autistic with my interests and love talking about them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33066726 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)07:48:44') {

'>ASL
25/F/MI
>About
I’m depressed and anxious and I have no friends. So basically the same as everyone else. I like the outdoors, movies, music, cooking, probably other things idk
>Looking for
People to talk to and maybe do fun stuff with but probably not since I’m a shut in
>Not looking for
I’d say creeps/weirdos/coomers/chuds/etc but nobody is gonna read this and you’ll just add me anyways even if you are one of those
>Discord
trashrecepticle

Also can someone tell me what the most active actual Midwest server is?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33067654 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:34:56') {

'18 m in the Midwest. Skinny, brown hair, white. Want a girl to know almost as much about me as I do and reciprocate anything I can for her. I don’t have any desire for hoes. I have simple wants and I’m not picky anymore with girls. I use telegram btw, it’s a deep cut on here, I know. Drop urs if ur interested';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33067901 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:21:13') {

'>>33067654
Btw if you know anyone from Rochelle IL, please let me know. Looking for a lost contact there. Been looking for months. I’m just out of it, man'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068116 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:39:45') {

'>>33055171
Bump!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33069870 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:36:46') {

'>>33047812
ok leap are we doing this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33070365 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:40:36') {

'Why is everyone on the telegram threads looking for sex only? Like 100 replies just from freaks on there. No sfw groups or contacts. Would be cool if there’s a Midwest group';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33070933 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)08:41:50') {

'>>33036146
Still here, still wanna kiss people'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071316 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)12:26:58') {

'>>33070365
If you start one I’d join so at least one other person is interested'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071342 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)12:38:19') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071352 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)12:41:07') {

'Hung central illinois here. 33. Looking for women, couples or jerk bros. Hmu with your ideas.
Kik grownshow1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071856 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:03:50') {

'>>33071316
I would, but honestly my focus is just trying to find one specific person rn. I feel like someone else would benefit more if they made it just to socialize'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072114 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)19:36:13') {

'>>3306790
Algonquin, not Rochelle'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072144 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)19:49:40') {

'>>32902716
Kik is cjs1298 also in 586'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072312 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)21:31:38') {

'Anyone in or near coles county il?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072326 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)21:36:46') {

'29 m daddy Ohio

BWC. Uncut. Thick. Strong. Attractive.

Into girls that have a kink for strong, manly smells. Also into cnc, total domination, oral worship, cheating, etc. also bi if that’s your kink but into girls mostly.

You know who you are, message me with something that applies to this post.

Kik: oliverzz881 (2 z’s)
Snap: oliverz881'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072380 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:05:10') {

'Newlysingle2669 Dayton ohio';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072468 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:59:54') {

'midwest bread deez nutz';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072531 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)23:39:52'  && image=='315da062-8dd7-4792-8c2b-c11629a11074.png') {

'Bunch of retards ITT';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072962 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)04:08:06') {

'>>33065463
you look for a man but he cant be gay yet you are also male. wat'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073182 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)07:42:16'  && image=='IMG_1559.jpg') {

'Midwest Campers and others welcome to the new /out/doors server
https://discord.gg/G69Xq4gC'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073691 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:28:48') {

'>>33026385
I'm near Olathe and would love to dominate a cute twink, but your Instagram doesn't appear to exist. My kik is hnkfan if you want to message me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073811 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:40:01') {

'>>33072312
Im close in the 217, about 45 min north..

dis swinker24'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073843 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:59:45') {

'27 bi m hung switch/vers IA

Just looking for interesting people. Or horny people that are less interesting are also fine.

Snap: demios306
Kik: demios305'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074099 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:33:09') {

'>>33073811
Your in Champaign urbana'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074124 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:48:49'  && image=='Screenshot_2.png') {

'25/m/western illinois/eastern iowa

not sure what i'm looking for here, someone to just hangout with irl. i don't really have any expectations just be cool and normal. probably shooting myself in the foot here but i don't drink or smoke but it's alright if you do. i will not suck your dick or do anything romantic/sexual with men and if you are extremely masculine i am not interested sorry. anyways feel free to add me i'm cool enough i think

tuulan'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074128 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:50:17') {

'>>33074124
i fucked up it's tulaan'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074145 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:58:24'  && image=='1713583754902235.gif') {

'29 M single straight man from Melrose Park area

I am looking for other chill anons or femanons to get to know around here. I don't intend to make friends from work, no, I'd rather do it with random 4chan posters because fuck it.

I'm mostly looking for people to do things with. such as urban exploring, sightseeing, playing tabletop games or even visiting the museum downtown. Open to suggestions! seriously I fucking love doing new things right now.

snap: plsgo , kik: ShotsOverIce'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074933 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:03:04') {

'https://discord.gg/aJtm8f9e

server founded by a midwesterner'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074958 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:13:14') {

'Long shot bu here we go
>About me
29/M, white. Short, and pretty skinny but pretty fit.
Driving through most of the continent I'm currently in the midwest. Going from ND to Milwaukee
>looking for
If any anons are cute and soft and feminine (either girl or strongly passing) is interested in some quick, casual, anonymous outercourse (not looking for intercourse) I'd be interested.

Discord: Notthebees8348'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074964 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:16:27'  && image=='20220529_232014.jpg') {

'CD Sissy Cincy Ohio
Looking for meetups, video/webcam, trade pics/vids

Help me be a better sissy

KIK LadyDJvonARTIKA
DIS HexiRexiCD'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075158 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:42:49') {

'>>32896796
Is Saphire(b2df2k)'s server still up? Or an I randomly banned for no reason?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075180 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:04:00') {

'Showing off my friends slut gf see if u recognize her and then trib her or make fake nudes or whatever

K I k. Hornylvr556'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075517 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:57:56') { }

if(JustSomeGuy && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075756 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:10:59') {

'>>32897142
southern or northern indiana?
I can't say I'm much into sharing. you're beautiful though :)
cinci here.
30 year old man.

>>32898290
you ever make your way farther south to cinci?

>>32898987
>a girl
>from cinci.
no way.
what is your snap?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075914 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:53:41') {

'how do other midwestfags feel about splitting the Midwest into two subdivisions. Great Lakes and Great Plains. I'm from Michigan and I don't feel any great camaraderie with, say, Iowa except for a mutual disdain for the coasts. Just saying "Midwest" is a way for the coastal elites to strip us of our unique regional identities.';

}

if(anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075980 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:33:03') {

'25[F4M]looking for a submissive and sub message me on kik divalee001

Telegram @katemille304
Discord: mistresskate0405'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076208 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:44:55') {

'>>32942102
your name isn't showing up on discord. did you change it?
kentucky anon here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076568 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:45:08') {

'>>33075914
The problem with the great lake identity is it really only apples to Michigan and maybe Wisconsin, the rest of us have such a small amount of coastline. I'm in Indiana and most of the state has no real connection to like Michigan and yet is easily identified by the fact the lake points at us like a finger. Same for illinois. That said Missouri and Iowa can belong to the plains states I don't see how they get tied to us'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33078976 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:10:27'  && image=='alyyy.jpg') {

'F 24
Down for anything fun
TG https://t.me/alyssajadexo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079064 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:02:08') {

'>>32904125
Bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33079562 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:45:13') {

'>>33079064
Shame your a drug addiction. Otherwise it'd be a match.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080765 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:14:08'  && image=='20240425-181144.png') {

'>>32965598
Self bump in the dying moments of this thread.

I lost my chats for a while and gave up.
Sorry to anyone I left behind.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080870 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:19:14') {

'Can this thread fucking die already?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080929 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:05:14') {

'>>32902716
40/m/586
Kik: SheikYerbouti84'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080935 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:09:05') {

'>>32921282
podcastjesus'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080948 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:16:42') {

'>>32960404
40/m/586
Kik: SheikYerbouti84
Discord: podcastjesus'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083238 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:28:35') {

'>ASL
21 M NW Ohio
>About You/Hobbies
Loves technology, video games, and Pokemon
>Looking For
Hookup/one night stand
>Not Looking for
Relationship
>Contact Info
Discord: fayobalo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083244 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:33:33') {

'looking for a lifestyle club around metro Detroit anyone know of one';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33084360 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)12:32:18'  && image=='1713673658787216.jpg') {

'Midwesterners allowed especially if you're from Missouri
Hello, you should join our silly friends server for banter among other chan losers.
NEETs, chuds, troons, oldfags, and the mentally ill are all welcome!
FAT WOMEN ENCOURAGED TO JOIN
WHITES ONLY
18+ ONLY
https://discord.com/invite/e2MRhur8'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085486 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:51:09'  && image=='IMG_2767.jpg') {

'>ASL
24, 5’10, MtF, Cleveland, OH
>About Yourself
I am a feminine individual, i am not quite sure if i am trans or just a sissy. i am a Black, quiet, slim, and shy girly :3 i like to read and run
>Kinks
CNC, Raceplay
>Looking For
I am looking for a fit White Man who wants to have his way with a sissy/transgirl. i am talking full on aggression and rape me like i’m a sex toy. a man who wants to force himself on me and make me his fucktoy. I just want a real man to make feel what it’s like to be an object. I would prefer if you were taller than me. (I’m 5’10) It would be a plus if you were a racist/Conservative White Man. i know, but it would be even hotter. it’d also be a plus if you were hung (7in or more) we can talk more about it if interested. i can also share more pics too!
>Not Looking For
other sissies, trans girl
>Contact
discord: theoneyoucall77'
;

}

if(emma hrt she/her femboy era && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085623 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:21:11') {

'>asl

24, mtf (non op), metro detroit area

> about yourself

im quite tall and broad, i have curly hair, i smoke wayyyy too much weed but ive been getting better about that, i like the band primus, i dont drink really, ive been alcohol free since thansgiving 2022.

> kinks

CNC, kidnapping, forced fem, chastity, freeuse, (hate to admit it but) sissy, BDSM, bondage, large insertions, poppers, hypno, sensory control, degredation, but also worship


>normal interests
video games siege mostly, nature, music of all genres but I like psychedelic music the most, i like animals a lot. i dont have one specific favorite animal but all animals are cool i would love to be a farm wife

> what i want

would love to talk to people from here as friends to whore out with, figuring this out still. id love to be someones pet or feminized toy, has to be in michigan can be male or female i am bi :3

> what i dont want

just dont be mean ill probably like u

> discord

silliestputty'
;

}

if(emma hrt she/her femboy era && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085642 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:26:42'  && image=='Snapchat-692168939.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085672 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:45:38') {

'30s/f looking for someone to breed me in SE Michigan

Leave your info'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33085931 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:34:57') {

'>>33085672
discord
xfroztedflakez'
;

}

}
}