import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/soc/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Canuck Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Canuck Thread';
int postNumber = 32916205;
String image = '1707412404392835.jpg';
String date = '02/08/24(Thu)12:13:24';
String comment = 'Post ur
>ASL >Area code >About you >Looking for'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Moonbutton && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916210 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)12:14:34'  && image=='Snapchat-285887798.jpg') {

'>>32916205
21, F, 204
I like to cook and paint.
Looking for anything ig I'm lonely'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916231 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)12:21:36') {

'>>32916210
Feel free to add me on snap at papashmeeky99


M24/780'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916912 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)18:35:57') {

'41/m, 902, Cape Breton area.

My job has me travelling all over the CB area daily. I’m looking for an orally submissive service provider somewhere in the area. A personal cock sucker for periodic monthly meetings depending on location and schedules.

I’m a clean, attractive, hung, professional.

[email protected]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916931 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)18:48:09'  && image=='CanBeaver.jpg') {

'>A/S/Area Code
42/ white male/ 905

>About you
Normal, educated, employed, single, good natured, into all kinds of movies, tv, art, history and other nerdy pursuits.

>Looking for
Someone to chat with after work, open to more if possible. Sexually I'm a dominant type, so I'm attracted to younger submissive types.

>contact
expecting_rain'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916985 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)19:15:35') {

'Is anyone else on that 4chan dating site?? Called duolicious? I'm on there but there's like 4 people in my province lol

Delete if I can't share the link but here
https://web.duolicious.app/#'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32916999 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)19:23:58'  && image=='17074381260643515917445724296632.jpg') {

'Kik: fraser_river_rat

Fellas lets do some ganking in anor londo

Ladies, ill take you out for dinner and play guitar for u'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917546 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)00:06:53') {

'>>32916210
Add mrpinchy91 on snap'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917689 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)01:37:41'  && image=='abhorrent.png') {

'>>32916985
I made an account for a while. Only found one girl nearby (southern Ontario) and she didn't respond. Pretty much everyone I talked to there (long distance) either didn't respond, gave one-word answers, or stopped responding after a couple days. Guess I just have a bad personality.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917772 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)02:43:00') {

'33 m
250
Salmon arm'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917826 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)03:15:04') {

'>>32917772
How big are you?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917943 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)04:56:33'  && image=='1706968541949516.png') {

'M 23 Canada, Straight
Looking for a blue eyed, brown haired white girl

discord: pepe02036'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32917945 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)04:58:38') {

'Any canadian BWC who wanna colonize my indian gf?

Kik littlebrowncuck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918396 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)11:23:24') {

'>>32917826
My dick? 6x4.8 lol

5'11" 165 pounds.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918528 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)12:45:06') {

'S. Ragnarok here, I am 27 and I live in Quebec, and I have a thing for femdom and breeding ... add me on discord - luxyqueen_';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918539 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)12:50:43') {

'M/30/416

handsome, athletic, bi with a bwc. kinky af. message me on kik about anything.

kik tigersyrup'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918613 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)13:32:50') {

'437/416/905
23/M/bi
Studying at uni for math and compsci . I love to paint both real and digital. I cosplay with friends. Like my ideal date to be drunk karaoke. Looking for a date. Just don’t be weird.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918615 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)13:34:15') {

'Discord is foxglov';

}

if(anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918668 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)14:08:10') {

'25[F4M]looking for a submissive and sub message me on kik divamee003

Telegram @katemille304'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918741 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)15:05:53') {

'>>32916205
29/m/819 (CdQ) straight. 5'8", dunno my actual weight, but I'm guessing around 160 (don't have a scale at home, my weight doesn't worry me)
Black cat energy. I don't mean it and I'm sorry in advance. If you ever watched Evangelion, I guess the Hedgehog Dilemma would describe a lot how I feel. I produce music and visuals, DJ, do graphic design. I listen to pretty much anything but contemporary country (as in country music past 2000). Love cinema, especially horror (hate disney, capeshit and YA novel adaptation though). I have a stable job I've been at for over 10 years
I'd love to have a Valentine this year. Feeling warmth from someone for once. Women (no trannies), I don't mind older gals too.
Disc: ezez5902'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918745 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)15:07:45') {

'>>32918741
Oh, I speak french too by the way'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32918875 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)16:31:57') {

'30/m/ontario/905

I am a vfx artist who's worked a few big buget films. I am into gaming/twitch/internet culture/memes/gym/stonks and recently started to learn to cook so I can cook for my future my wife one day :). I love pets, cats more than doggos though :D

Looking for the love of my life

disc: robbylat
kik robbyLat
snap: latersin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32919099 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)18:26:43'  && image=='20230714_075539.jpg') {

'22 y/o femboy from Ontario (519). Looking for hung guys, girls who like femboys or other cute femboys :) I'm pretty open minded so I like a variety of kinks and I love porn and hentai!

I'd love it if I could meet up with someone who would like to get sucked off, but im open to more!

Kik: futaloverxox'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32920370 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)07:42:16') {

'>>32916205
>ASL
25/M/Ontario
>Area code
249/705 (near Barrie)
>About you
white male, 5'7", 6", 180 lbs, muscular build, single
>Looking for
women and feminine men who want to fuck
>Contact
kik: iwantyourlovepleasee
discord: iwantyourloveplease
reddit: iwantyourloveplease'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32920478 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)09:17:59') {

'>>32917689
no thats just typical /soc/ behavior'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32920585 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)10:17:39') {

'26 / F / Domme / UK

Im here looking for a submissive kinky guy that willing to undergo in a long term online sessions.

KIk : ExclusiveChanell'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32922255 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)02:27:52') {

'>>32920478
>thats just typical /soc/ behavior
I encounter the same thing on regular dating sites too tbqh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32923746 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)19:09:29') {

'22M gay from Vancouver Canada 604. I'm shy and submissive. Looking for fit/hung guys. Kik derpywoah, please send a photo.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32923794 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)19:49:33') {

'>>32916210
hey 29/m/204 lets be lonely together
add me on discord
drunk.penguin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925167 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)10:23:31') {

'33m/28f
Just moving to 403
Looking for friends in the area. Wide loves outdoorsy stuff, I like weights sports and vidya'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925170 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)10:25:32') {

'>>32925167
Forgot kik is hexane88'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925377 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)12:21:18') {

'Anyone in/near Windsor wanna chat with me in Metro Detroit??

Kik:fbookpic
Discord:fbookpic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925402 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)12:35:21') {

'Any guys want to chat about girls who went to Humber college?

Kik liquidoranges'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925485 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)13:05:28') {

'902 and 506

26F married looking for discreet fwb who can host. For emotional and physical affair.

Be 5’8+ 6”+
No natives or pajeets
I am attractive and white

Telegram ghostlyapparition'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925700 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)14:55:57') {

'>>32917772
I'm in your area
You should kill yourself, I don't like to know you're around here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925709 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)14:59:45') {

'>>32917772
I'm not in your area.
You should kill yourself, I don't like to know that you're around other people.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32925894 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)16:08:13'  && image=='1468576894312.jpg') {

'>ASL
33 / M / Montreal, Quebec (Canada)
>About me
I'm a 6ft tall southeast asian guy in his early 30s from Canada. For me, life's about having fun and doing what we love.
>Interests & hobbies
In my free time, I like to annoy opponents in fighting games and friends in beat'em ups; to unwind in mosh pits during metal and hardcore concerts; and also to chill to Deftones, grunge, drum'n bass and ambient breakcore on a rainy night at 3AM. If I were to plan my ideal TV night programming block, I'd put sci-fi and historical anime and wuxia/Chinese martial arts movies.
>I'd die for
Fun women and fems with an edgy or y2k vibe, a bit of a rebellious side and who are into either the same cool stuff or exploring new horizons. Ideally close to Montreal; at the minimum, be in Southern Quebec or Southern Ontario if we click really well. Let's be friends first, get to know each other and connect through playful banter, gaming sessions, cozy movie nights, see where it goes.
>Not looking for
Conservatives, people outside of Quebec and Ontario.
>Contact
If you're looking for the company of a tall asian man in his 30s, good times and comfy vibes, add me:
@Discord: bzchoy
@Snap: choy_oolong
Let's see where the fun takes us!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926181 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)18:14:00') {

'>ASL
31/M/Toronto 416

>About Me
Chill guy with a kinky Dom side, especially for some banter/teasing. Into DD and more. Straight, have my own place in west end Toronto, like hiking, gaming, going out for drinks, horror/thriller, history, and other things.

>Looking For
Well if you're a sub or switch who wants to either explore or play around, that is great. I'm also down for chill/platonic connections if we mesh well or have interests together.

Discord: horizo.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926200 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)18:19:24') {

'40/m/204

Kik Judaskennedy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926303 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)19:07:38') {

'30m NS

Kik me at NSGuy2023 to discuss locals or to convince me to suck your cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926344 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)19:34:55') {

'>ASL
20/M/416/905 Toronto
>interests and hobbies
Music, gaming, working out, computers, tv and movies
>Looking for
women or femboys, people to chat with, friends, FWB, maybe more and people that are in the GTA
>Discord
matterrand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32926358 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)19:38:17'  && image=='DSC_0005.jpg') {

'BC northern interior area message
Straight 29 m
Kik 69throbbinghead69
Looking for females for chat or more. Message please'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32928052 && dateTime=='02/13/24(Tue)14:33:08') {

'>>32916210

27/m/204 here

Discord: vargus204
Snap: wpegmoto'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32929981 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)12:17:42') {

'>>32918741
Not this year, I guess'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32930889 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)21:24:16') {

'>>32916205
28/M/403
Bored and just want to shoot the shit and maybe suck a feminine cock i dunno.
Discord cactus8927'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32931085 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)23:37:04') {

'30/M/GTA

Let's chat or hangout? Open to anything. Just need more friends lol.

Main interests are going to the gym and gaming :)

Kik: gtabro93'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32932962 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)21:11:19') {

'> ASL
20 m 905 markham
>interests and hobbies
making money online, reading, movies/docus, sales, pickup, self improvement, math and other nerdy shit

>looking for
just interested people interested in talking, working from home is pretty boring/lonely, I'm able to adapt to people pretty well.

>discord
iky121'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32933283 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)00:08:55') {

'>>32925167

Discord:

xgonemad

29/M/YYC, looking for friend group.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32933576 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)03:47:24') {

'>>32933324
Did the mods just go to sleep?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32934257 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)13:00:02') {

'19 f Vancouver

Tbh just looking for someone to chill with! Mention this thread so I know who you are lol

Kik - becks3611'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32934306 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)13:23:57') {

'27 m tall and white in 343. looking for lonely girl to cuddle with
kik yalla2'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32936483 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)14:02:31'  && image=='1707374636604.jpg') {

'>A/S/L
21/M/GTA

>Long distance fine, Y/N?
I'm fine with long distance initially but I'd eventually want an irl relationship.

>Willing to relocate, Y/N?
Like every Canadian CS student, I'm hoping to relocate to the US after graduation.

>Physical description
-5'11
-White
-Medium length dark hair
-Decent face
-Decently in shape

>Hobbies/Interests
I have a mix of nerdy and normal hobbies and interests.

My nerdy hobbies and interests include games (occasionally), literature, math, and programming.

My normal hobbies and interests include biking, hiking, and exploring.

>Current occupation/Schooling
I study CS at a good university. I'm doing well and will like land a high-paying job after graduation.

>Life goals
In the near future, I'd like to work for a big tech company in the US.

In the far future, idk. I have some ideas but I still have some thinking to do.

>Looking for
I'm looking for a loyal, submissive (cis) woman to take care of.

I want a loving relationship with a strong bdsm dynamic.

I do not believe in casual sex, marriage is my end goal.

>Discord
sopwithcamel_'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32936716 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)17:06:50') {

'27M, white 6' 170ish lbs from roughly Toronto, looking for trans/cis girl or femboy that wanna chat, ideally wanna look for a gf but fwb/hookups or whatever happens naturally is cool, have normal hobbies like everyone else; gaming/anime etc and work construction full-time.
hmu on discord: hopefulpea'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32941031 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)15:51:21') {

'31/M/905
6ft
Asian
I'm into cooking/history/old tech/programming/games/mecha/biking/hiking
I'm ok with anyone

Disc: .torham'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32941220 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)17:30:33') {

'30/M/Windsor 519
Looking for whatever
kik: sakanauosakana'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32941846 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)23:02:25'  && image=='received_5743625495734325.jpg') {

'506 Area
Tiffany92_10 on sc
Chats with randoms'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943334 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)16:20:31') {

'>>32941846
30m
506 area as well, Freddy
Anything other than SC?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943423 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)17:11:46') {

'>>32917772
Im 31m in 250. Im not gay or trans,if you are either kill yourself please. If you are not and want to be friends drop your snap'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943492 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)18:01:46') {

'>>32916210
27 m 416 add me on tele brtrev'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943505 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)18:08:46') {

'23 m here in GTA area. If you are a woman with big tits looking to fuck or fwb and chill.
Hobbies include working out gaming TV shows anime hanging out exploring etc.
Same thing with dudes looking to get some head and fwb as well as dudes to chill with game with work out with or to watch anime with. Maybe go clubbing with as well.
No trans, woke cultists, Trudeau supporters or
weirdos.
Thanks.
Telegram @GundamKnight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943820 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)21:18:44'  && image=='feels.gif') {

'31 m cape breton island

I just want some friends bruh, add me on discord #admangeldust'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943840 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)21:28:00') {

'>>32925485
>pajeets
but i want you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943866 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)21:43:17'  && image=='IMG_3324.jpg') {

'49, male, 204/431 Wpg
Play a few v.games, love to cook.
Looking for fem for friends or more
Snap/Disc- Nullifiedjelly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32943933 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)22:31:39') {

'Age 20 [F] Latin
Kik - ishlerekB'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945650 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)19:07:35') {

'>ASL
32/m/ON
>Area code
613
>About you
Autistic Depressed wagie
>Looking for
Girls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945696 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)19:20:42'  && image=='animal-pet-kitten-cat-small-mammal-fauna-heal-blue-eye-close-up-nose-whiskers-vertebrate-domestic-lying-tabby-cat-norwegian-forest-cat-ginger-fur-small-to-medium-sized-cats-cat-like-mammal-carnivora.jpg') {

'>https://discord.gg/a2uQKzCrrw

canuck canadian enjoyers join for snow and stuff and cats'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945882 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)20:47:36') {

'32
416
Handsome, bi, married DILF, on a holiday of sorts this week.
Looking for daytime fun. Into sexting, porn sharing, story swapping. I have strong interests in voyeurism and exhibitionism, bi-MMF exploration, and power dynamics.
Prefer to connect with F or MF couples of all sorts, or very hung/thick single guys.

Snap: buttfudgen
Kik: JJtheTOguy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32945906 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)20:59:25') {

'26 sissy femboy twink
Near Hamilton
I have an intense craving to suck cock and I just love doing it so much.
Please let me do it for you :)

Kik: hellspwn9'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32946148 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)23:07:40') {

'Ttaun92 is my kik. Located in the 519/226 area. Looking for some fun. Bi 31 male. Would love to give oral and open to more.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32946151 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)23:10:52') {

'F22 chica latina
I'm looking for fun with guys from Canada, let's do dirty things and a little sexting, I want to squirt
Snap: Bunny_liss'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32946291 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)00:30:32') {

'26 M Ottawa/Gatineau local

looking for a fit and fragrant 24-35 female to sit on my face every so often to help me forget about life for a while. I will massage you, be your "towel" after workouts, and learn how to get you off. we can also be friends too. apart from my fetishes, I am halfway normal

drop a Kik or Discord name. I will make a throwaway to reply'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32946896 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)10:06:55') {

'26 / F / Domme / London

SC : Itsjantifff

KIK : ExclusiveChanell

Experienced Domme here looking for a determined submissive slave that willing to fully commit into long term ownership basis online. we can also conduct IRL if you're local

instructions will be followed when you message me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32946973 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)11:06:38') {

'>>32923794
Any other contact? Social media?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32947746 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)18:14:22') {

'26 M Ottawa/Gatineau local

looking for a fit and fragrant 24-35 female to sit on my face every so often to help me forget about life for a while. I will massage you, be your "towel" after workouts, and learn how to get you off. we can also be friends too. apart from my fetishes, I am halfway normal

drop a Kik or Discord name. I will make a throwaway to reply'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32947972 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)20:00:20') {

'>>32916210
22F, also 204. Disc is Noctua#6983.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948530 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)02:21:45') {

'31 m white from 905/416 Canada

kik PCthrowaway90

bi vers, irl, femme, ftm, anything welcome really'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948773 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)05:42:57'  && image=='IMG_8309.jpg') {

'20F Single Dentistry Student from Ph

Kik: vanillabb6 Snapchat: smokeybbicy Telegram: vanillababy6'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32948798 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)06:16:35') {

'20/m/604
decent looking and in average shape
looking for whatever
(604) 409-0807 text first'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32949810 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)18:05:19'  && image=='1708727173117651.jpg') {

'>>32916205
>ASL
M / 33 / SW Ontario
>Area code
519
>About you
Moved back to Canada a while back after some stuff in RI didn't work out. I play a lot of Vidya while I'm not at the gym. Trying to break out my my hermit shell.
>Looking for
Friends mostly, but if I find any ladies that I fancy then I'd be open to more, but not expressly seeking that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32950227 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)22:05:05') {

'204 white guy looking for black men to fuck my gf.

Add my discord Tats2#8334'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32950323 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)22:58:53') {

'31 M 905, kik: gtadude93

I'm a gym guy who's also into gaming and horror movies.

Going through some pretty rough times right now so just feeling alone and need people it talk to or hangout with :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32950450 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)00:14:41') {

'29/F/toronto looking to join a dnd group or other table top gaming group that meets in person regularly. I like fantasy and have been playing a lot of Elden Ring recently and would like to find a way to be more social (work from home job). I am fun and nice but a little shy at first. If you have a group please email me at: [email protected]

Respectfully I am not interested in any groups that have a liberal bent to them (lgbt, diverse etc).'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32951360 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)12:35:04') {

'26 M Ottawa/Gatineau local

looking for a fit and fragrant 24-35 female to sit on my face every so often to help me forget about life for a while. I will massage you, be your "towel" after workouts, and learn how to get you off. we can also be friends too. apart from my fetishes, I am halfway normal

drop a Kik or Discord name. I will make a throwaway to reply'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32951368 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)12:41:01'  && image=='The Smiling Teeth by I S .jpg') {

'>38 M Toronto
>416/GTA
about me/Looking for:


M38 - Efficient Communication. Analyzing Sluts/horny people in general.

I want to talk to you about whatever you want to talk about.

If you are here you are looking to type/share out some of your thoughts and I'd like to take a stab at accomplishing that.

How are we going to do that? Just chat for a bit. I want to get a sense of why you pick the words you do.

Analyzing people is a thing that interests me.

So is there something about yourself you are curious about and want to explore?

Are there things about your sexuality you are proud of and want to just show off because it thrills you? These posts tend to attract the kind of people who really enjoy talking about what gets them off.

Which hypothetically, should be everyone on here.

So send a message!

I am literally open to all kinks or concepts of things that can get someone off.

Consider that an open challenge too.

Preferred contact:

Session:

05f33e35ccf4197b937d5af73e
e9bf42059bcb69de764505ab2
4b3be371a125800

Optional Telegram: @Dreaded_lurgy

P.S. I tend to get a lot of messages. I can't be polite to everyone, particularly if you have nothing to start with. If you are unsure how to begin, people usually start with something they want to understand better about themselves (and ideally have put in at least a bit of self reflection already) or they start with something they are proud of about themselves they want to talk about a lot (like kinks/interests/motivations).'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32951649 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)15:31:03') {

'29m 604 Van Island
iso gamers and haters for tabletop or softcore debauchery. Play guitar a bit and like hanging out in parks. Straight and social. Drink and smoke but nothing hard. MtG, ssbm are easy winners

>do
send me tunes
>don't
send me nudes

disc: nut_butter (2 underscores)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32951921 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)17:46:10') {

'26 M Ottawa/Gatineau local

looking for a fit and fragrant 24-35 female to sit on my face every so often to help me forget about life for a while. I will massage you, be your "towel" after workouts, and learn how to get you off. we can also be friends too. apart from my fetishes, I am halfway normal

drop a Kik or Discord name. I will make a throwaway to reply'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32952009 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)18:36:03') {

'https://discord.gg/vBW5wAjkxj
oh canada'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32952189 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)20:55:49') {

'>>32916205
18, m, 705

im a student over at trent u, im just trying to meet some friends cuz i dont know anyone in the area lol
add me if youre from around peterborough!
disc: jupiter.05'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32952215 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)21:13:24') {

'26 M Ottawa/Gatineau local

looking for a fit and fragrant 24-35 female to sit on my face every so often to help me forget about life for a while. I will massage you, be your "towel" after workouts, and learn how to get you off. we can also be friends too. apart from my fetishes, I am halfway normal

drop a Kik or Discord name. I will make a throwaway to reply'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32952378 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)23:26:37'  && image=='vjz56I0d0Eo.jpg') {

'26/ F/ QC

this is very specific but I'm looking for someone who will teach/ help me with learning basic web development (currently learning html/css but this is very new to me n I'm stupid lmao)
I also like vidya n metal music


disc: f49460 (throwaway)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32952983 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)07:52:33') {

'>>32950450
Email didn't work'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32954520 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)23:05:37') {

'>>32916210
m/26/204

disc: ratgod25'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32954632 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)00:12:52') {

'M/29/905-Niagara Region

Bisexual, into couples, select males and femboys. Coming out of a sexless relationship. 7ish uncut very passionate. Lets chat!

telegram @jayuncut94'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955484 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)10:15:01') {

'>>32952378
Added you'
;

}

if(anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955539 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)10:56:31') {

'25[F4M]looking for a submissive and sub message me on kik divalee001

Telegram @katemille304'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955565 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)11:10:19') {

'I'm looking for daddy, I'm horny

Add me telegram @Stefynoriega69
Add me kik comunicarles
Add me Snapchat jinkarlyslope24'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32955739 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)13:03:07') {

'29m 905 Oshawa - Durham Region
Looking to find an uncut bwc to suck regularly
Can drive, can't host

Kik- HuffingtonBlues'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956159 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)17:04:57') {

'27/m/van island

im pretty fit and good looking and i wanna try sucking someones cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956177 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)17:18:06') {

'27 nb near Hamilton Ontario.
Fit , cute , white

I have a severe oral fixation/ addiction and I really need some hung guys who are willing to let me practice sucking and swallowing. I prefer “straight” guys who wanna hide it because I also have a humiliation / degradation fetish. :(

Kik: hellspwn9'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956517 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)21:05:00') {

'>>32956177
You're 33 and just a regular faggot, not nb or a twink.

Remember to check the archives, friends.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956546 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)21:22:39') {

'35m 416 oral expert looking to give late night car head to guys in need message with stats and/or pics

Kik: dekinaiyo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956607 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)21:55:48') {

'>>32956517
Thanks for the heads up, anon. Gonna stop thinking with my dick so much and check archives first from now on'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956645 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)22:07:10') {

'26/m dt Toronto

Don't like to flaunt my looks, i think i'm okay, well dressed and hung, looking for a girl to hang and chat music. If interested reply i'll send email'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956695 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)22:32:10') {

'>>32956607
how do u check the archives'
;

}

if(Emma && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32956916 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)00:55:06') {

'Hello my loves, how are you? I come here to tell you that right now I'm a little bored and I would like to have fun, taking advantage of the fact that I'm horny, but if you can help me with something, I promise to please you, you will like it, if you are interested, look for me on telegram and Kik, my telegram user is: @stephanie_104
My Kik user is: Emma_figueroa'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32957847 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)13:25:51') {

'Any girl wants to marry me so I can go live in Canada.. or they go live in Europe. Fine either way.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958123 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)15:44:32') {

'29M in Niagara. Looking to trade nudes of other girls in Niagara.
telegram:@jay3767'
;

}

if(Vict && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32958799 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)22:33:31') {

'>>32956159
I will reciprocate and more.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959192 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)03:11:19'  && image=='IMG_4828a.jpg') {

'38/m/905 Ontario

Working a part-time job from home and drawing hentai for money.

Interests: drawing/art, hentai (mainly Sailor Moon/Evangelion related), Star Trek, movies, video games (especially older PC/console stuff), wrestling (WWE), music (electronic/metal), history, cycling, Japan related stuff.

Looking for: Anyone wanting to chat about those topics or share SMoon/Eva hentai to chat about/goon/fap to.
Any relationship seeking women are welcome too.

Discord: x_ 2_ [remove spaces/keep underscores]'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32959402 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)07:09:04') {

'I’m a mistress looking for loyal subs and sissys Kik: missLuna29';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960131 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)15:49:23'  && image=='184bb6d7af1cc2c44dd1ec854eed39f3096e3dade8c9749661ebba77c29c7667.jpg') {

'29/M/905
Looking to trade Niagara Region/905 Nudes. Pretty open minded as well.
kik: jayuc3767
tel jay3767
dc jay3767.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960328 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)17:35:35'  && image=='1702265841191451.png') {

'>me
22, male, richmond hill, top
>looking for
- bottom boy fags, twinks, mtfs/trans to flirt with, lewding, jerking off a lot to/with
- fwb if it goes there, long-term, chatting through the days would be pretty cool
- (not mandatory) bonus points for big cock bottoms and or hairy pubes
>tag
lysolmywipes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960349 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)17:46:09') {

'>>32958799
asl?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32960570 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)19:46:01') {

'Since this is a gay thread
I want to suck a big black dick
25 m Edmonton
telegram: Smegmachan'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32961391 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)03:54:21') {

'23M in southwestern ON (519) looking for black cock. I'll bring some pot for you to smoke while you lay back, relax, and let me worship you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32962347 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)15:48:01') {

'Any guys know or want to chat about native chicks?

Kik smackbunt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32963786 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)09:06:30') {

'>>32960570
Bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32963815 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)09:35:35'  && image=='49CD89DE-6B24-4DD7-B1F2-2FE8A60B5C68.jpg') {

'>ASL
18/F/QC
>Area code
514
>About you
5'5, 145lbs, black, college student
>Looking for
anyone in my area, truly
>discord
kc_m00n'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32964630 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)18:30:56') {

'Around the halton area. Milton oakville. Where can one find a prostitute? Too old to still be a virgin so I’m caving in. Anyone know by any chance?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32964979 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)21:47:42') {

'>>32963815
I'm sorry I was rude to you kween. I hope you will forgive this white man one day.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32965115 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)23:13:02'  && image=='IMG_9902.jpg') {

'>>32964979
cut till you see white retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32965134 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)23:23:22') {

'>>32965115
don't be like that boo de la jiga'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32965228 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)00:19:33') {

'25m here from the 780 area. Mainly looking for f but wont say no to m either. Interested in pretty much anything. Irl meet up would be sweet but also just down for chatting or whatever

Kik UqholderMXD'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32965310 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)01:21:22'  && image=='IMG_2791.png') {

'>>32960328
Your tag doesn’t work and I want to add you.'
;

}

if(Moonbutton && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32965372 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)02:01:10') {

'>>32947972
Addeddd
Im 100% straight so
yeah'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32966162 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)12:49:53') {

'Testing the waters here to see if anyone is interested, may post contact after.
M, 25 years old, live in western Canada.
Wondering if anyone would be interested in coming over to jerk off into my mom's panties lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32966389 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)14:59:43') {

'>>32966162
If you’re serious, you should just kys if you’re unwilling to change your ways. Fucking hell'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32966573 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)16:32:29') {

'>>32963815
Go back home nigger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32966584 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)16:35:31'  && image=='IMG_9986.jpg') {

'>>32966573
youre so mad its funny lolol go suck on a black cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32968526 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)14:10:45'  && image=='9012839012.jpg') {

'20/M/905
Looking for a bud to meet and get off to hentai/2d stuff with.
Of course we can start out doing it online first if you wanna.
Can rarely host.
Disc: savemyz'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32969250 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)20:34:35') {

'>A/S/L
29/M/905

>About
Looking for an F that would be into a flirty, dirty massage! I get off a lot on helping others feel good, and while I'm not experienced with massages or sexually, I'm going to be real, once I'm in the room with you, I'll be sure to make up for it with enthusiasm haha! I'm tall, a bit chubby, a bit hairy. If you're interested in more details on what I have in mind, shoot me a dm!

Discord: leafanon_18690'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32970212 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)06:45:41'  && image=='8704eb8406cd02104f5be30a8dce18ac.jpg') {

'20, biofem, nwt, 5'3 & white
i was ftm for a bit and took testosterone so my voice is masc, keep that in mind. im also fat im sry.. yes many cons here kms
i like videogames, cats, skiing, cooking & getting more into fitness lately!!
not looking for smthn that is gonna be online forever, my goal is to find someone to move in with
dm me on discord: feminoid'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32970221 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)06:59:49') {

'>>32970212
LOSE WEIGHT KYR IF YOU WANT TO SNAG A HUSBAND BITCH! UNIRONICALLY. Ngmi girly.....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971068 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)16:49:11') {

'>>32970212
>nwt
Never expected to see someone from the territories in here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971131 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)17:36:39'  && image=='Kayak.png') {

'M/46/604

Looking for local femanons to chat with. Possibly open to meeting, but mostly it'd be great to have someone in the same timezone to talk dirty with. Chat, pic exchange, porn exchange, maybe video, or even just casual chit-chat sometimes. Vancouver can be a cold and unfriendly city.

Kik or discord: Easybluegrey'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971203 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)18:17:19') {

'>>32966162
This sounds hot and I’m also in that area. Post your Kik?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971207 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)18:18:36') {

'Anyone in Victoria that wants to cum together? Post kik';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971214 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)18:21:53') {

'>>32916210
>>32963815
add me on tg -- 27 m bwc

brtrev'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971282 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)19:06:17'  && image=='8eb53a4b-5d2c-4280-bb7c-06645faf6828.jpg') {

'33M/Toronto GTA area
Just looking for online chats for now. Maybe more if things go well in the future but not in a rush.
F only. Please guys, don't add me, only interested in women.
Kik/snap is whiteshadow199'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971461 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)21:00:18') {

'30M 403/587
Looking for F interested in exploring kinks
kik: sexpest144'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971545 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)22:08:29') {

'my discord is lexi02120 and i live in alberta :) send me funny voice notes and music recomms';

}

if(xDkl && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971640 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)23:26:02'  && image=='20230707_204744.jpg') {

'Hey! you guys looking for a horny girl? im bored and horny!im downfor any fun and session! sext? video calls?19 SINGLE
snap: smithyshanae
kik: smithybrenda2
telegram: smithybrenda'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971654 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)23:30:17') {

'>>32971545
will add you and then ignore you
might be a catfish or friend collector'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971682 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)23:42:06') {

'>>32971640
> https://archiveofsins.com/soc/search/text/smithybrenda/
frequently spams the board
it's a catfishing seller, like most of the girls here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971686 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)23:46:40') {

'>>32971545
Will add you for the dopamine
Then remove you if you ask any question trying to get to know her.
Obviously a catfish'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32971751 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)00:21:27') {

'31/M/Ont (705)

Barely see anyone with this area code, looking for 18+ men or women who are okay with chubbier guys to exchange pics of my dick or ass in exchange for your nudes. Hmu if you're interested!

Kik: BiggerDumberDingus'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32973452 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)21:39:39') {

'>Been sexless for 3 years
>Birthday the other day and I felt lonely so I tried hiring a prostitute to fugg
>She stood me up
>Seen ex today who I still have feelings for, she avoided me
>Felt so lonely I tried hiring the same prostitute(small town so not many choices) to meet up and fugg
>She stood me up again
Holy shit. It’s actually over for me. I literally never felt so defeated before. The thoughts of kms’ing have crossed my mind but don’t think I could go through with it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32973795 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)01:51:32') {

'35/M/(587)
Looking to chat mostly.
discord: jasonargo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32973802 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)01:56:40'  && image=='IMG_0269.jpg') {

'>ASL
18/F/QCmtl
>looking for
physical attention - meetup
>kik
ultracmoon
>be nice to me, ill be nice to you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32974816 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)14:38:48') {

'>>32971203
What area are you in, and how old are you?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32975998 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)05:31:10') {

'18/f/toronto
add me if you live near there and wanna be friends (prefer females, no gooner shit or anyone over 25)
discord: bunnypsychosis'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976059 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)06:37:51') {

'Horny in 902. White, 30’s male

Disc wolmx'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976507 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)13:15:58') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976534 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)13:34:31') {

'26 F Ottawa
I'm fit and fragrant and looking for a face to sit on every so often to help us both forget about life for a while.
Ideally, you'll massage me, be my "towel" after workouts and learn how to get me off.
We can also be friends too, if you're halfway normal (aside from your fetishes).

Drop your kik, and I'll create a throwaway to respond to you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976688 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)15:43:01') {

'>>32976534
sushisosa'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32976714 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)15:59:39') {

'>>32976534

26m MTL. Fit, tall dark and handsome.

Ironbound_'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32977118 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)20:10:19') {

'>>32976534
Lol I remember seeing this post as a man looking for a woman'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32977286 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)21:54:21') {

'>>32976534
Rjansen1 fit 31 m'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32977298 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)22:02:30') {

'>>32925167
Calgary? 31m/30f in the area'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32977305 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)22:06:24') {

'>>32916210
Miss u so much'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32977335 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)22:24:48'  && image=='8984130985902189041.png') {

'would u like a 19 year old cute boi? :3
are u in the 780/403/Alberta area? :3
then please leave your contact below! ^w^
(picrel)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32977432 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)23:19:46') {

'>>32976534
Artvanderlay2019
33, m, Ottawa area here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32978366 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)10:54:40') {

'>>32925485
>No natives or pajeets
what about latinxs? (i'm 5'10)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32978479 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)12:01:42') {

'M/bi/30 780
Looking for a regular jerkoff bud, hard to find these days...
Kik: Joeboxer38'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32978769 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)14:30:00') {

'>>32975998
>No one over 25
Damn, I hate getting older.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979486 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)19:42:06'  && image=='IMG_3846.jpg') {

'30 / 204 / M

I’ve made some pretty cool friends online before and looking to meet interesting people

I’m into outdoorsy stuff, kickboxing, vidya games (PC), anime, photography

I’m not looking for gooners, coomers, or boomers but may make an exception for zoomers.

Basically looking for someone who’s not an incel/female to vibe with and who may be down to get high with on long walks

Drop your discord and I’ll add you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979607 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)21:03:42') {

'>>32979486
lmao just realized autocorrect changed femcel to female, girls are cool too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32979848 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)23:56:00'  && image=='wrwr.png') {

'>discord.gg/a2uQKzCrrw

canerda''
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32980066 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)02:03:02') {

'>>32976534
24M, Ottawa
a_man_with_no_plan'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32980470 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)07:07:21'  && image=='IMG_1841.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32980757 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)11:04:54') {

'24 m 204

Chubby bottom looking for older daddy to lose v card to. Hit me up on kik : loux34'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32981256 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)16:40:05') {

'F24 Latina girl
I want to meet people from Canada :)
I find them very attractive and they make me a little naughty hehe
Snap: bunny_liss
Kik: liss_chilk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32981325 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)17:18:48') {

'>>32973452
I'll cheer you up if you're still alive uwu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32981934 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)00:04:19'  && image=='canadick.png') {

'/int/ server with alot of cannucks join vros
https://discord.gg/TXw4XmAbQr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32981957 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)00:29:26') {

'i'm high on meth right now (not looking for more, i don't want a rough crash) and i feel like talking with my fellow leafs. about philosophy, politics, the human condition, maybe some horny/sexy topics if it's not uncomfortable, nerdy shit if you're into that too, whatever really. all are welcome, even sober people, but i'd prefer someone who is also spun so they "get it" and aren't gonna find me too annoying. i use simplex:
https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-4&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FZKe4uxF4Z_aLJJOEsC-Y6hSkXgQS5-oc442JQGkyP8M%3D%40smp17.simplex.im%2Fp_9vJYkA6tXxGvJkAcyhK9WldOgHnexG%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEASarTOdg5Vg6P2QJSfmpznMtd3FJWqDIQzdYrFyboC1Y%253D%26srv%3Dogtwfxyi3h2h5weftjjpjmxclhb5ugufa5rcyrmg7j4xlch7qsr5nuqd.onion'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982081 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)01:54:09') {

'40/m/204 Winnipeg
Looking for a local guy to get to know better'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982086 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)03:00:17') {

'>>32982081
Oops Disc; quixoticat'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982661 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)11:03:26') {

'27 F MTL - ebony mistress looking for someone to be my breeding sub and indulge in kinks and I am so horny... I also enjoy having my tits sucked and pussy eaten... I love white men. I even have a mixed kid. HMU. I am discreet and taken and prefer to keep it that way unless we vibe xoxo

add me - anonymequebec'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982673 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)11:08:31') {

'>>32973802
Dosen't even respond'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982729 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)11:48:13') {

'>>32982673
She does if ur not retarded lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982755 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)12:03:16') {

'>>32977335
cassanvra'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32982850 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)13:22:10') {

'>>32977335
Are you looking for men or women'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32983003 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)15:07:40') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984337 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)06:59:15') {

'416 / 30 M / Toronto

Looking for a petite to dominate.
Be 18 - 30

Snap bbqsteaker'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984392 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)07:35:43') {

'29/m 27/f
587


Looking for unicorn, twinks, cucks & hotwives.
Trades & chat welcome.
Disc amwfpawg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984608 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)10:56:20'  && image=='1000002052.jpg') {

'29/m/306
What even is a city anyway?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32984822 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)13:04:34') {

'>>32936716
bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985178 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)17:06:01') {

'27 F MTL - ebony online mistress looking for someone to be my breeding sub and indulge in kinks and I am so horny... I also enjoy having my tits sucked and pussy eaten... I love white men. I even have a mixed kid by an ex. HMU. I am discreet and prefer to keep it that way unless we vibe maybe. xoxo

BTW if you are in Montreal area real life meetups only I have a condo all to myself for the week

add me - anonymequebec'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985407 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)19:12:07') {

'>>32982850
either or'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985502 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)20:04:14') {

'>>32982755
Whoever posted this, fuck you.

I just wanted to make a new friend and all I got from this person was them bragging to me about how big their ass was, and then I decided to be honest that I'm a deranged bastard, and then they started to hate me.

When I called them out for basically telling me to go fuck myself in a moment of honesty, they blocked me.

I hate this person. I hate them with all my heart. I won't even lie anymore and say that I "don't hold grudges". This is a person that I loathe, and I pray to God that they see themselves in a grave in no more than a year. I hope their life is cut short, I hope poverty and desperation afflicts them. I hope pain defines their life, and suffering capstones their being. I wish for nothing but the worst upon them.

Furries can all go to Hell. Every last one.


In minecraft, of course.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985526 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)20:20:21'  && image=='20240311_201723.jpg') {

'34 M 905

I just want to eat your pussy. No reciprocation

Can travel or host, single, live alone

>pic related, is me

Kik: borgchungus'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985791 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)23:00:45') {

'>>32925485
Hey , white guy 6’1 snap me -bwjabruh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985822 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)23:12:10'  && image=='chiamac.jpg') {

'>ASL
40/m/Halifax
>Area code
902
>About you
I'm a random person on the internet. I like computers, writing, video games, photography, watching random videos and listening to music. I possibly suffer from autism as I dont have much to say to people most of the time.
>Looking for
Random people to talk to. I dont care where you're from.
>tag
catsupblue'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985825 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)23:12:54') {

'>>32985502
Sorry to hear that sometimes people just don't jive.
>Furries can all go to Hell. Every last one.
Hey now, we're not all bad! I've met some real stand up furfags but there is an above 75% chance that a furfag has the tism at least to an extent. Can't say they're great as committed dating partners though!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32985827 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)23:13:45') {

'>>32985822
That's a discord tag.. iTired'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32986633 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)10:20:17') {

'Hello my loves, how are you? I come here to tell you that right now I'm a little bored and I would like to have fun, taking advantage of the fact that I'm horny, but if you can help me with something, I promise to please you, you will like it, if you are interested, look for me on telegram and Kik, my telegram is: @Stephanie12922
And my Kik is: Emma_figueroa'
;

}

if(Moonbutton && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32986747 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)12:09:43') {

'>>32979486
>not a female
D',:'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32986901 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)13:56:47') {

'>>32986747
:’) it’s a typo tho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987005 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)15:03:10'  && image=='02bff4e3-230d-463e-b20b-26b1aa6268cd.png') {

'Karolane from Toronto
Exposed getting fucked and creamed by stranger multiple times while wasted
Tell her how good she looks riding cock.
Her snap karxo23
Kik cgrey208 if want more her'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987075 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)15:39:10') {

'>>32985825
Nah cunt, I've been banned from FurEh for outing zoophiles and pedophiles. Surprisingly enough, the most morally upstanding furries are autistic diaperfurs. They're okay.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987164 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)16:26:24') {

'>>32987075
>the most morally upstanding furries are autistic diaperfurs
I know pamperchu, you cant fool me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987244 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)17:20:52') {

'>>32987075
Never been to a furcon before I've heard there's some messed up people that run those places, was actually gonna check that one out before heading back to BC. Not recommended then?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987247 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)17:27:35') {

'>>32987075
I wouldn't be surprised if most of them are on meth considering how prevalent it is in the yeg gay scene and among degens
Captcha PP2X lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987255 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)17:29:44'  && image=='IMG_2683.gif') {

'>>32916205
Any french canada femanons? Im trying to learn french but feel like im not making much progress and my pronunciation probably off. We could talk about random stuff for hours in both english and french(as i get better), then eventually i want to drive to montreal and try speaking it there just for fun probably next year. If youre in or near montreal we could go to different restaraunts and places and you can see how well you helped me learn the language, and itd be my treat. Will respond with contact if anyone interested'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987258 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)17:34:15') {

'>>32987247
>tfw gay furfag and just want a proper lasting relationship like normal straight couples
Why are 80% of an already minority community so goddamn degen.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987332 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)18:29:50'  && image=='IMG_20170904_101127.jpg') {

'40/M/416

looking for a teenage fuck toy to take to the beach, camping, and to photograph.

not looking for homosexual.

apply at Discord: cheehai'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987358 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)18:43:52') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987545 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)20:26:16') {

'27 F MTL - ebony mistress looking for someone to be my breeding sub and indulge in kinks and I am so horny... I also enjoy having my tits sucked and pussy eaten... I love white men. I even have a mixed kid by an ex. HMU. I am discreet and prefer to keep it that way unless we vibe. xoxo

If you are in Montreal - I have a free house in north shore for a week. I am clean and willing to do all of what I said especially breeding and getting my tits sucked xo

add me on kik - anonymequebec
or telegram - blvckmilf or https://t.me/blvckmilf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987552 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)20:27:43') {

'>>32987164
Nah man, I'm serious. Diaperfurs seem to - for some reason - understand that they're in a perilous position when it comes to greater society. As a consequence, they do the bare minimum by being normal in moral standards, as opposed to the sheer amorality of most furries.

>>32987244
Well shit, if you wanna go into FurEh next year and bellow out at Bearpaw "WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE A PEDO!" at one of his panels, be my guest. Active disobedience of the "furry social order" - a very real phenomenon, basically a shitty Mafia Omerta/code of silence - is worth its weight in gold, I mean, if it could be weighed.

>>32987247
If I was in a room, hypothetically, between your average YEG methhead and your average YEG furfag, with a Colt and two bullets, then I'd shoot the damn thing next to the furfags ears just to deafen him in case he survives the whooping I'd belt out on them with the methhead, then I would promptly donate the contents of the furry's pockets to said methhead. Again, hypothetical and also in Minecraft GTA V.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987564 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)20:36:22') {

'>>32946973
yeah ive got others add me on discord and maybe ill share them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987572 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)20:42:03') {

'>>32987552
Ehh I'm leaving Edmonton in May, in Vancoufur maybe also good, the more the bad actors get called out the better.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987576 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)20:44:01') {

'>>32916210
gaaserud1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32987892 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)23:16:27') {

'Kik: rsaccountdiscreet

23m with an 8'' bwc in 902 here, looking to breed your wives and gfs. Been thinking lately of the satisfaction of making a woman give into her desires. Tempting her until she forgets her vows, fucking her until she forgets her own rules, until she's begging me to take her raw, to get her pregnant. Come show off your women to me. Wives, gfs, friends, sisters, daughters, whoever you can't help but imagine this for. Let's talk about the women you love, and how badly they need to be mine

Any horny femanons who like the idea of being bred behind your partner's back, or just in general, do drop by too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32988220 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)03:47:16') {

'>ASL
29/M/GTA/905

general nerd stuff interests, 192cm/6'3", straight, blonde, easygoing

looking for chats, locals for friends or fucks

>contact
Disc: greatchalice
Snap: scarletconflux'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32988283 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)04:40:57') {

'>>32988228
where in canada are you moving to ?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32988535 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)09:20:41') {

'>>32987552
They re also willing to ruin your life and destroy your reputation in any way if they think the fact that they're weird baby-acting sex freaks might be exposed. You just don't know them that well.'
;

}

if(Maxxie && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32988709 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)11:52:36') {

'>>32988283
Ontario'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989059 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)15:38:32') {

'>>32987552
ow the edge'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989109 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)16:01:04') {

'>>32988709
Ah pity.
I was hopi g it would have been local to alberta'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989400 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)18:32:22') {

'>>32988535
The ones I interacted with were very open about being diaperfurs.

>>32989059
>everything that goes against my worldview is edge
2017 called and it wants its cheap coping mechanism back'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32989939 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)23:00:22') {

'>>32989400
chill, I was just pointing out the scenario you concocted in your head was a little over the top'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32990170 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)01:16:54') {

'29M , Old Toronto (riverdale)

I'm a top, standing at 5ft7, light skin black, 185lbs, looking for chubby bottom or femboys.


Disc: nullset256'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32991350 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)16:22:09') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32991462 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)17:23:25') {

'>>32916205
>ASL
25 Male Chatham

>Area code
519

>About you
Fit muscular Spaniard, into gfd, bdsm, roleplay, cosplay, rpg games, anime, comedy. I am pretty friendly, outgoing, and funny

>Looking for
a girl between 19 - 39 to smoke weed and chill with, doing any of the above. preferably within 2 hours drive as I am always traveling around the area due to my work'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32991519 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)17:47:39') {

'someone to talk to about getting a particular time of massage... 587 area code! I am a guy!.

kik icarusd84'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32991991 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)22:12:54') {

'34m/toronto
techno interests me
discord: p_qppqq'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32991999 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)22:16:35') {

'>>32991991
as in listening to techno or producing?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32992280 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)01:02:51') {

'Add me latina f18 telegram @Mt525258';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32992289 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)01:10:12'  && image=='21.png') {

'Toronto based friends and relationship server, join if you're in the 416/905/647

https://discord.com/invite/P8k29pG3pN'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32992418 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)02:56:01') {

'>ASL
29/M/GTA/905
>about self
general nerd stuff interests, 192cm/6'3", straight, blonde, easygoing
skating, cooking, writing, gaming
looking for chats preference for those that intend to meetup
>contact
Disc: greatchalice
Snap: scarletconflux'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32993402 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)15:30:36'  && image=='Screenshot_20240315-152952.png') {

'Any Toronto area chasers fuck any of these Grindr trannies? Let's share experiences. I got blown by this one at her hotel room in brampton';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32993467 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)16:05:46') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32994318 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)23:40:35') {

'>>32993402
Nice. Wish I could tell you but I never scored.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32994558 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)01:46:49') {

'25M, 416/905

I'm a straight guy looking for a girl to talk to. I'm mostly into playing video games and watching anime like many others. It would be nice to sext and trade nudes or maybe even hook up (one or more times) eventually. We can become friends or get more intimate, I don't mind either. Mostly looking for anything sexual but I'm still happy to just be casual. Come check me out!

Kik: t_ace1114
Discord: ._thrace'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32994568 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)01:51:43') {

'>>32993402
Only good tranny is a FtM
It's fun to watch them cry when you force them to wear makeup and a dress and call you daddy. As you call them your good little girl'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32994948 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)06:35:58') {

'Hello my loves, how are you? I come here to tell you that right now I'm a little bored and I would like to have fun, taking advantage of the fact that I'm horny, but if you can help me with something, I promise to please you, you will like it, if you are interested, look for me on telegram and Kik, This is my Kik user: Stephanie_Sexy6996
And this is my telegram user: @Stephanie12922'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32995946 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)18:22:49'  && image=='1465048272791.png') {

'>ASL
26/M/450-514
>About
Into general nerd stuff: dnd, video games, anime, cooking
I'm also bi, easygoing, can pretty much talk about anything
Looking for people to hang out with, maybe mess around, smoke/get drunk with
>Contact
Disc: cretaceousfish'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32997624 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)12:21:49'  && image=='1710393837324337.jpg') {

'>>32990170
Forgot pic. I have a strong preference for women but the female population itt is basically zero so it's probably not worth mentioning.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==32998749 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)22:36:16'  && image=='IMG_8059.jpg') {

'>ASL
31/F/Winnipeg204
>about me
Christian, schizo, noticer. All white, born and raised in Canada. Winnipeg specifically. Too mid to be a fed. Friendly, good sense of humour.
>interests/hobbies
Cooking, baking, having the occasional drink with friends. Church, Bible study, learning about the world around me. My life is dull, but I like it that way.
>looking for
Friendship, but also looking for a man IRL who I can be equally yoked with. Looks don’t matter too much to me. Just looking for a guy who “gets it”.
>not looking for
Lust-based relationships.
Racemixing
>contact
Discord: BlackNigga1488'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000008 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)12:16:24') {

'>>32992289

Here's a link to one of the disgusting members leaked onlyfans shit. GROSS

https://thefappeningblog.com/gallery/art3misflash/

https://www.porndig.com/leaked/art3misflash/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000296 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)14:51:18') {

'>>33000008
I wouldn't jerk off to that OF, but I'd definitely fuck that chick. She's not a 10, but she's definitely worth a blowjob and a good pounding. She looks fun'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000426 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)15:53:31') {

'>>33000296
These are old photos.

She's a fucking whale now, probably 40 pounds heavier. Wrap it up if you do, she gave me Chlamydia. She goes by Liv or Viv'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000489 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)16:26:36') {

'>>33000426
you mean she made you have to take four little amox tablets with water and stop fucking for seven days? that horrid bitch, i am so glad you're still alive and well enough to warn us after going through that harrowing battery of round the clock intensive care, anon! hope it stays in remission.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000499 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)16:30:15') {

'>>33000426
>Wrap it up if you do, she gave me Chlamydia
Sketch as fuck. I mean, this is all hypothetical, I wouldn't not wrap it up with a stranger.
>>33000489
I've never had an STI, but that shit sucks regardless. Nobody likes being sick from anything.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000527 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)16:50:28') {

'>>33000499
>Nobody likes being sick from anything.
you literally feel nothing in some cases, some people see the first signs of it on a lab report. it can take half a year or more for it to progress to conjunctivitis. chlamydia is nothing if cured... and... *ahem* potentially fatal if it isn't. but hey, at least the pills are free at the clinic or $20 at the pharmacy, it's more of a rite of passage in the developed world, my doctor literally said "happy chlamydia!" after my first time of it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000556 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)17:08:07') {

'>>33000527
The so-called developed world looks more and more like fucking Brazil each and every day. Good AIDS, retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000607 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)17:30:48') {

'>>33000556
even after being told how easy it really is, you are still afraid of a teeny little cold in your pants, the glass joe of STIs. i'll bet you're one of those freaks who still wears a mask.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000976 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)20:16:55') {

'30/ M/ 403 or 587

Looking for F to chat with'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33000979 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)20:19:25') {

'>>32997624
>a nigger
Lol gtfo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33001151 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)21:48:30') {

'Hello how are you? I am a 27 year old girl, and right now I am bored and I would like to have a little fun, but I wish you could help me with something my loves, it's just a little help, it's not much, and I would reward you very well, if you are interested, look for me on Kik and telegram, write to me, my Kik username is: Emma_figueroa
My telegram user is: @Emma_0987'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33001160 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)21:52:58') {

'>>33000979
you gotta be crazier than my crazy ass not to drool over that pic. i'd do him, but i likely won't be his type until i sugar wax my hairy limbs and ass. only then will my naturally feminine curves will have a fighting chance at attracting femboy hunters. right now the juxtaposition is a bit freaky with this cute, round, bubbly, hirsute ass of mine. the least feminine of those adjectives has to be eliminated before i venture into riverdale.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33001176 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)22:04:50') {

'18f Canada, RATE MEEEEEEEEEEEE
be kind, be interesting. I'll send a live pic for every interesting question you shoot my way! <3

my kik: foreverxbeautiful'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33001177 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)22:05:46') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33001179 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)22:08:43') {

'>>33001160
Faggot opinion doesn't apply
Go back to sucking cock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33001191 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)22:16:06') {

'>>33001179
i would but i don't see your sister anywhere, ya fuckin' goof eh.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33001202 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)22:21:07') {

'>>33001191
That literally made no sense, you neanderthal
please kill yourself and daily reminder that your parents will use your birth name on your gravestone instead of whatever tranny name'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33001218 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)22:28:38') {

'>>33001202
what makes you think i regard trannies as anything but worthless fucking vermin? fags are sick of their bullshit, too. get some vitamin D, ya fuckin' punk.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33001773 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)04:25:05'  && image=='season-all-poster.jpg') {

'28/m/780

Enjoy hiking, lifting, reading, history, art, music, nature. Recently recovered from a chronic neck injury. Looking to meet new people, adventures, etc. handsome as af, on glizzwald

disc: shoulderlessmongoloid'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33002573 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)15:17:08') {

'22/M/GTA/905

>about
6'4", fit, brown, outgoing
Studying engineering, interested in history, anime, snowboarding, skating, working out, hiking and a bunch of other random stuff

>looking for
Looking for a simple date, we can meet up watch a movie and enjoy getting to know each other without any expectations

Only women, not picky about age, your interests/issues, let's just give it a try and see where we end up

Discord:
ame_22p'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33002610 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)15:43:05'  && image=='IMG_6659.jpg') {

'Lemme know if you recognize me from Edmonton Alberta on kik

Jitterdug'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33005053 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)20:14:38') {

'23/M/905

I'm into the typical NEET stuff like anime and games and music and arts and stuff like that. I have a very small and curated book collection, and I've studied a bunch of different shit.

I've been told I've become a bit of a recluse so I'm looking to put myself out there more.

I'm looking for anyone willing to do a lil something to get rid of boredom together.

Preferably you'll only contact me if you're willing to meet up irl.

I'm down by Niagara falls so someone in Toronto is probably the furthest I'm willing to tolerate for a meetup unfortunately.

Feel free to add me for any reason, but just know I lean heavily to wanting something irl

Discord is: milkpeeves'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33005740 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)04:26:28') {

'>>32916210
Forget these poorfags and come visit me in the 604; I'll get you a flight'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33005949 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)07:47:13'  && image=='IMG_4310.jpg') {

'F 21 y/o. i love to expose myself lemme drain your balls, i'm up for freaky stuffs! looking to jerk? hmu here

telegram @Urbbylily
Snapchat @Urbbylily'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006444 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)12:57:01') {

'26 / F / Domme / UK

Looking for pathetic dumb foreigner from all around the world who lives in London or nearby cities that willing to undergo in a long term ownership basis Online or IRL.

KIK : ExclusiveChanell

Snap : Itsjantifff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006888 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)17:59:28') {

'>>33000008
She gives it up for free or she is an escort?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006895 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)18:01:54') {

'22M gay Asian boy from 604 Vancouver. Looking to forward fit/hung men and give head if you’re local. Please send a pic with your message.. Kik is derpywoah';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33006976 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)18:58:09'  && image=='image_2024-03-21_185546776.png') {

'>ASL
24 M 905
>About you
Introverted college student into cosplaying , psychology, music, art, anime, movies. Trying to put myself out there and make irl friends or just internet friends desu
>Looking for
People who share common interests, friends
>Tag
scurradesu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007325 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)22:19:29') {

'My Kik daniela_rui2717';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33007450 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)23:54:36') {

'Add me sexi latina telegram @Mt525258';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008279 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)11:33:40') {

'>ASL
20/M/416/905 Toronto
>interests and hobbies
Music, gaming, working out, computers, tv and movies
>Looking for
women or femboys, people to chat with, friends, meetup, hookups, maybe more and people that are in the GTA
>Discord
matterrand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008668 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)16:22:22'  && image=='Screenshot_20240322-160325.png') {

'>>32992289
I joined that group yesterday. I started messaging with a girl that posted in the #personals section. She openly mentioned she had a medical problem that requires diapers, so I thought that would be a great opener to start a conversation with. We talk, she openly states more private info, I ask more private info, she never tells me to STOP any time, but then reports me to the mods to harassment. Then the faggot mods ban me. I file an appeal and explain the situation and the fags deny my appeal. Fuck those faggots, fuck this diaper bitch, full conversation here if you want to see for yourself if I deserve a ban
https://imgur.com/gallery/Ijb2YAd'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008730 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:02:03') {

'>>33008668
you are so unbelievably retarded i refuse to believe this isn't bait'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008739 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:10:14') {

'>>33008668
>>33008730
For my own sanity, I choose to believe it's satire'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008743 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:13:03') {

'>>33008730
>>33008739
Before my phone dies, pls explain'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008746 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:14:48') {

'>>33008668
Not only do you deserve a ban, you deserve to be put on a government watchlist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33008775 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:30:35') {

'>>33008743
ok, I'll take the bait

>open up a conversation with a complete stranger talking about a scat fetish
>she talks about having cancer and being raped while you continually ask her sexual questions

This is psychopath behavior, at no point do you show empathy for her as a person, you just use the info she gives you to ask more detailed questions about your weird sexual fetishes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33009963 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)06:39:02'  && image=='a549f7e98dc8900f.jpg') {

'https://discord.gg/NnFmRHccnR
get in here for your free share of timmys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33010311 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)11:02:07') {

'>>33006444
Scammer. Immediately asks for money. Retard doesn't even know what Canada is.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33011297 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)22:29:37') {

'>ASL
26/M/BC/ Attracted to feminine people, probably
>Mental illnesses/Whats wrong with you
Very autistic and anxious. "Schizotypal" is probably what the jews would call it.
>about me
Boring NEET with no personality or hobbies outside of stock autism fixations like linux and esoteric shitty video games. I'm abrasive and have no organic interest in anything outside of generic consumer nonsense, need to actively go out of my way to do anything of interest worth talking about. A lifetime of social isolation has fried my brain. The things I consider doing to make it seem like I have things going on are skateboarding and drawing, actually investing a meaningful mount of time into learning japanese, but will likely never have the discipline to do either.
>looking for
The silly vision is an excuse to stop being a shut-in, the reality is I'm just in one of those rare schizotypal moods where you feel like pursuing social interaction for a brief moment. So people in Canada.
>not looking for
Interactions with people that have no possibility of manifesting in the real world. Utter depravity.
>Discord tag
pumpkin_fire
@pumpkin_fire:matrix.org'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33011359 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)23:13:15') {

'>>32992289
lemme get another invite'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33011373 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)23:20:16'  && image=='1669444832439150.jpg') {

'27m / richmond hill/markham
5'8, tan, fluffy black hair, stubble, muscular

into working out, biking, going to cafes, and video games

have my own place, looking to meet up with cute people of any gender (fem-leaning, ftm/mtf),
into thigh highs, choking, hair pulling, making out (a lot), and lots of teasing and cuddling

_.zuse'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33013721 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)00:34:08'  && image=='169.jpg') {

'26/AMAB/403 SW Calgary AB
I love seeing your chastity photos. I also wanna suck and fuck a bit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33013724 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)00:35:59'  && image=='20220413_211200.jpg') {

'>>33013721
KIK: Ash_YYC'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015066 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)16:06:32') {

'Bunp';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015076 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)16:13:30') {

'Wehere4545 going over brown Ontario girls';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015148 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)16:51:48'  && image=='IMG_3472.jpg') {

'>ASL
21/m/Niagara Falls
>Area code
716. I am currently on the US side of the border but I am capable of visiting Canada whenever.
>About you
I am a masculine gay man. Short, vers, dark hair, glasses, fairly attractive I’d say.
I’m a prolific artist and a fledgling writer. I like horror content (creepypasta/scp/arg stuff), animated media, psychology, zoology, music, and more. I want to get into making music at some point. Anyone who can offer some guidance with songwriting, production or DJing would be very appreciated.
>Looking for
Masculine men who are attracted to men. I am relationship oriented. Please be willing to meet up sometime in the near future. I would love to see Canada again and also (you)! Bonus points if you are an artist/musician or of middle eastern descent :)
>Not Looking for
Feminine people, this means women, femboys, MtF etc. Please no self proclaimed severely mentally ill people. I don’t like to talk to people who give one word responses and have no interests outside of video games either.
>tag
soapysoapysud'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015261 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)17:57:34') {

'Montreal M for M or F. 27 white thin. SC swiftstyle16';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015533 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)20:56:50') {

'>>32992289
Invite expired'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015761 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)23:23:38') {

'34 m fit and thick cock. northern ontario. 705. Looking for female to have nsa fun. Open to almost any kinks. Also into sharing chubby wife and chatting about sex. Start with asl please. Kik sleepand';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015850 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)00:26:45') {

'22 f4m We can talk and play on my snap Carlag9433';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33015865 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)00:33:44') {

'>ASL
27 F greater mtl
>Area code
438-514-450
>About you
thicc woman of color looking for a white guy to have a family with and marry.
>Looking for
someone that is also willing to provide. and also. If you dont have a thing for breeding, and will only have sex with a condom because I want a big family, dont contact me at all, I hate condoms and cum wasted. Sounds weird, but at least I am being honest w my needs and wants. I also want a guy who I can connect with, someone that likes to be a romantic and wine n dine and someone who is chivalrous. Looking for a guy that wants a long term relationship/marriage. NO NSA offers or fwb or anything sexual off-bat. Its a turn off.

add my discord - montreal.badgyal98'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33016052 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)02:32:45') {

'F24 latina
I want new friends from Canada, I am Latina and we can do many things ;)
Kik: liss_chilk
Telegram: @Lisbb20
Snapchat: Bunny_liss'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33018074 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)00:34:06') {

'Hello how are you? I am a 27 year old girl, and right now I am bored and I would like to have a little fun, but I wish you could help me with something my loves, it's just a little help, it's not much, and I would reward you very well, if you are interested, look for me on Kik and telegram, my Kik is: Emma_figueroa
My telegram is: @Emma_0987'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33019087 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)13:44:04') {

'>>32992289
Got a working link?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33019133 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)14:21:00') {

'>>32973795
Bump, looking for bi married guys like me to chat with.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33019150 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)14:28:59') {

'>>33000008
>>33000296
>>33000426
Lmao I posted a screenshot of this in that chat and all the white knights came running to help her and I got banned. She admitted the chlamydia thing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33019189 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)14:47:06') {

'>>33019150
Let's tell the class the whole story anon. You forgot the part where you joined the server, made no effort to talk to anyone, failed to read the room at all, then immediately asked a woman you have never talked to if you could watch her have sex with other men completely unprovoked, then TWELVE HOURS after getting laughed out of the room you got pissy that she wouldn't add you as a friend so you then posted the caps, and got banned for your trouble.

Good work dipshit. Sit back down in your cuck chair.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33019260 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)15:29:39') {

'>>33019189
> to if you could watch her have sex with other men completely unprovoked,

Unprovoked? She was literally telling stories about going to oasis and fucking guys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33021071 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)13:43:11') {

'35/m/403
kik bingbingwahoo.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33021388 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)17:05:36') {

'38/ 6+ft fit M/ Qc
Lf for girl to chat/snap/meet
Sc Johnron86'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33021401 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)17:09:27') {

'Dominant girl ready to have fun tonight. I want to change my mood today snap DayanaSexy1';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33021409 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)17:14:35') {

'>>33019189
>white knighting this hard for a literal whore spreading STDs
Jesus christ how patheti-
>>32969250
>this entire post
LMFAO'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33022075 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)00:57:42'  && image=='GE249H3XYAA4GMT.jpg') {

'>>33011373
bump for the long weekend, craving some long makeouts and soft thighs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33024317 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)01:59:02') {

'Sesh only

26f TO, love pizza :)

059b9c7d9bda99
7312278f956db
6a6f9389195bdab
c247f5c60fdbf8f512826b16'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33024565 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)04:25:43') {

'>>33024317
are you fucking retarded'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026408 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)00:01:34'  && image=='e98e0ef20f0a45c10c706de4879d8b4e.png') {

'>>33022075
>5'8
YES
>musclar
bweh.
whys it gotta be so hard to find people to dress up in my thighhighs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026470 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)00:46:06') {

'306/m/existing';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33026511 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)01:10:00') {

'>ASL
29/M/Calg
>About you
Msc. Math & Stats, enjoy bars and hikes and the likes of movie nights or board games, kind of a "foodie" I suppose, like to socialize in general
>Looking for
People not terminally online (a little is fine obv) to hang out irl, build a local friend group (any gender or age idc), or a date (F only)

Discord: xgonemad
Snap: es9542'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028076 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)19:47:50'  && image=='ql24i047b4sb1.jpg') {

'>ASL
33/m/Northyork
>Looking for
Hosting a femanon for a casual hookup, lets order in, watch some movies. 420 friendly. the weekend isn't the only long thing around here. disc is walter.exe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028125 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)20:20:38') {

'anyone in saskatoon? I'm lonely and I have no friends or family
I'm here at midtown parking lot if you want to hang out or whatever, kind of depressing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028179 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)20:50:24'  && image=='FC0A5F79-81B5-46A4-B2FA-5F4B89EA9970.jpg') {

'>ASL
26 M moving from Ireland to Toronto in a couple of weeks.
>Looking for
People to be friends with in real life in Toronto once I get there, also some good leads on sane people to live with in the downtown area. I'm a software engineer. Not interested in sexual shit so don't bother honestly. I'm a mostly sane person so always nice to meet other mostly sane people
discord is .myyearofrestandrelaxation'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028367 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)22:33:15') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33028489 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)23:55:14') {

'27/M/604

Big guy, tall and wide, Works in night life, loves gaming, beer and going out, chatting

Looking for friends, chat, anything really

disc: zerothotsleft'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33029439 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)11:41:30') {

'>>33028125
idk man but im in pa hope u find someone'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030010 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)17:08:46') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030380 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:14:23') {

'Mid-30's/BWC/450-514
6'2, toned but not overly muscular, can still chokehold you
LF women (yeah right) or femboys (or anything in the range of feminized men that actually don't look like dudes with 5 o'clock shadow) to rename Gagdeep due to what they'll be doing
I'm into a lot of shit so shoot me your fantasies

Discord me : tabargyatt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030422 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:46:32') {

'>>33030380
raceplay freak kill yourself lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030434 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:50:53') {

'>>33030422
stop chimping out shaneequa you know you want massas BWC
the longer you deny it the more cotton youll have to pick'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030637 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)22:32:37') {

'>>33029439
kek another pa bro?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33030655 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)22:40:09') {

'kik: iamyourrealdaddy
Looking to spend a nice time with a lady.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33031961 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)13:37:00'  && image=='c8f5d77cac45451e8d0e89db5279bb0d.jpg') {

'Emotionally sensitive and caring Latino man. If you feel lonely let's cuddle and watch some anime or your favorite show. I am lonely and just want someone who appreciates the love I can give for them if you will appreciate my love then let's meet up, talk and hang out then cuddle so our lonely nights aren't so lonely anymore :)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33032049 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)14:28:26') {

'>>33031961
you should probably include your area code and contact if you want locals to contact you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33032253 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)16:27:50') {

'>>33032049
Oh sorry I was a little drunk when I wrote that.

I live in Montreal, 24 Man looking for a girl with a good heart my discord is mynamajeff969'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033189 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)01:54:40') {

'>>33028125
you got discord or smth?
also from saskatoon and need someone to chill with every now and then'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033826 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)11:19:26') {

'>>32970212
21M/204
Your tag isn't working, you still alive?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033831 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)11:25:10') {

'>>32998749
M21/204 Winnipeg
Added u. georgehydro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033877 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)12:10:49') {

'>>33030637
yoo whats up pa anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033892 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)12:20:45') {

'23 m 514
Bi curious looking for first experience
Kik zackz998'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33033921 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)12:43:00') {

'>>33033877
fuck all. good weather tho bro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034078 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)14:34:58') {

'>>33033921
word the weather do be nice tho
not in pa at the moment but im coming back today'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034088 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)14:41:56'  && image=='images.jpg') {

'>>32916205
Just need ti get thsis off my chest.,.
You're all fucking bitch ass nigga losers who'll never amount to anything.
Woen ain't shit. Normies ain't shit.
Blah blah blah incel rant whatever'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034094 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)14:49:33') {

'>>33034088
nice image'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034121 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)15:08:42') {

'>>33034088
you do realize that the same goes for you since you are on 4chan right ?'
;

}

if(Pete && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034547 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)20:06:23') {

'32/ Latino male /toronto
M4F
Looking to chat and perhaps meet up if things hit off. I enjoy smoking 420, nature and just chilling out.

If interested and like to see if we vibe msg me on kik pete100111 or 647-691-1908.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034576 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)20:23:58') {

'>>33034078
just in time for gst to hit and people get crazy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33034769 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)22:34:29') {

'49 Male 204/431 Winnipeg
Looking for more than hookups.

Snap/Discord: Nullifiedjelly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33037350 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)05:48:05') {

'>>33030010
U live in Victoria? What's ur angle? M24 uvic student.
... Are you fluent in English? I'm not racist but "Malave" doesn't sound English and I don't want to waste time making a kick if it's a waste of time.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33037362 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)05:54:41') {

'>>33037350
I said "not racist" but desu if ur FOB of certain ethnicities that doesn't use deodorant or bathe regularly for some reason... I don't wanna hang out with you lmao.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33037409 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)06:46:36'  && image=='IMG_7616.jpg') {

'>ASL
24/M/604, BC
>about me
Neurotic, not diagnosed autistic but I've been told by people close to me that I can be a bit inept at reading emotional tone/emotionally retarded. Not gonna claim to be an autist though. Bad shit out of the way, I'm sort of an /x/file but I promise I'm not a schizo or a new-age hippy. I have a tendency to info-dump regarding shit I'm passionate about. Very sensitive to people with poor hygiene. Trying to be a bit more normal, the rona basically made me a hermit.
>looking for
Just someone to shoot the shit with. Maybe friends, if all goes well. Idc if you're male or female, just don't be a dick.
>not looking for
Sex, intimate relationships of any sort, hookups. Also don't want to go anywhere near the DTES.
>contact
Discord: techno_druid_of_will'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33037630 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)10:30:44') {

'Straight guy gooning too hard in Ottawa. Looking for a cock to suck today. Prefer uncut, but open.
kik: str8dood'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33037776 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)12:34:18'  && image=='400ce892-9b6b-4db8-bf28-c8bca10373ed.png') {

'seen her before?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33037782 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)12:35:58') {

'31/m/905 Hamilton

Looking for women or cucks who actually want me talking to their girl. Especially new or young couples, I love helping first timers. I'll walk you both through everything if you want.

Kik is bringbackclonehigh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33038095 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)15:38:35') {

'32m/bi/514

Wife is leaving for the week end and looking for some fun. Hmu on snap

Snap:StrawhatFrenchy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33038154 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)16:18:48'  && image=='1612199312915.gif') {

'>ASL
25/M/204 Winnipeg
>about me
Straight.
I like playing video games and watching movies with friends. I play on PC mainly. I also like making music and I play a lot of instruments, but the one I am the best at is guitar. I like being silly and I love to make jokes and watch funny videos.
>looking for
Preferably women around my age. Someone that is easy to joke around with and to have conversations with. We could play games like Helldivers or Tower Unite, or just chill and listen to music. I would like a relationship but I am fine with taking things slow for now.
>not looking for
Hookups, men, mtf, people who can't handle banter/edgy humour, long-distance
>contact
Discord: sockcat9000
Steam: Sockcat'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33038260 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)17:17:30') {

'19 f Vancouver

Tbh just looking for someone to chill with this weekend! Mention this thread so I know who you are lol

Kik - becks3611'
;

}

if(Pete && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33038733 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)22:29:55') {

'32/ Latino male /
416 toronto
M4F
Looking to chat and perhaps meet up if we vibe. Maybe get a drink and smoke.

If interested and like to see if we vibe msg me on kik pete100111'
;

}

if(wethenorth91 && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039053 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)02:06:15') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039130 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)03:03:04') {

'>>33019150
>Asian piggy
I assume all groups here are white dudes and unkempt minority women. massive kek.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039186 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)03:37:16') {

'>>32916205
I met my gf in one of these canada threads about 2 years ago - were gonna get married soon.

Lots of women lurk and don't post. so don't be fooled by the majority of male posters if you're scrolling.

I talked with about 8 girls from here before she found me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039203 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)03:48:48') {

'>>33039186
Thanks anon, this gives me hope. The big question though is if these women will try to sleep with me, because I refuse to have secks until there's a strong emotional connection. If they're just horny it's not worth posting.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039710 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)10:10:06'  && image=='1710923863452275.jpg') {

'>>33026408
first off i'm a top so watch your mouth and second off hmu anyways if you're cute

though desu I've been craving some titty in my mouth lately, the curse of being bisexual sigh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33039841 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)11:39:04') {

'>>33039203
Lurking lady here who is also specifically trying to avoid the hook up culture.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040014 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)13:36:17') {

'38/m/Montreal area

6 feet tall and athletic. Looking for women, open to all types. My fwb moved out of the area and broke things off so I'm looking for someone to join me from time to time on the weekends. I'm in Montreal often, I like to get an air b&b for weekend getaways. I spend lots of time outside, and see lots of live music, want to come along then toss each other around in bed? My discord is HikingBobcat10'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040383 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:58:11') {

'>ASL
24/M/306 (stoon)

>looking for
mostly looking for any local girls that want to hang out, down to be friends or more. just bored.

>contact
kik: boche99'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040385 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)17:59:51'  && image=='04022024-IMG_5125.jpg') {

'>ASL
23/M/418(and 514)
>about you
French canadian who love watching movies, doing sports(thai boxing), cooking, play video games, walk in the forest and take photos of birds.
>What you're looking for
People to talk, make frens or gf. I also want to practice my english so sorry if I make some errors.
>What you're not looking for
Weirdo
>Tag (Discord)
Galiper'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040386 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)18:00:18') {

'M24
514/Montreal
Just a lonely autistic guy who wanna meet other canadians.

Uuuuh yeah, come hang out? Say hi?

discord: ewewewrawr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040603 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)20:24:52'  && image=='images_1.png') {

'20 m toronto, 416

tall polish guy who likes gym, singing, cooking, boxing, & anime, psych student

looking for new ppl to talk too & hang out with before i go on vacation hoping to hit it off :D

contact disc:
_winterbreeze'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040628 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)20:41:07') {

'24m looking to chat fantasies involving a sexy native babe I know and Indian men

pistonhaul on kik'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040902 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:09:29'  && image=='320275f43aa0bac65adf7e883e4a8208.jpg') {

'>>33011373
bump

add my snap if you're ftm/mtf and wanna hookup tn

zuseetho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040975 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)00:07:27'  && image=='ontario-north.jpg') {

'>>32916205
>ASL
23M near Toronto/GTA
>Area code
905
>About you
White guy, brown hair, green eyes, ethnic East Euro. Former factory worker, current college student, future supply chain worker. I like history, anthropology, philosophy, Early Music, playing piano, hiking, camping, gardening.
>Looking for
An intelligent and attractive girl younger than me to be my girlfriend and/or wife. Preferably in the GTA or close by.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33040978 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)00:08:36') {

'>>33040975
Forgot disc:
plastic_table'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33041389 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)04:00:48'  && image=='1712412606106459.jpg') {

'>>33039710
im more than cute, mister. im really pretty.
with that being said im also a top and pretty dominative at that, so... i doubt you'd mesh well with a boy like me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33042017 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)11:52:32'  && image=='1545901355442.png') {

'>>33031961
desu you sound cute af
sadly I'm in a different province'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33042426 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)16:51:28') {

'27M
Just flew into TO/416 for a few days
780

Have a hotel until Wednesday then fly back out. Tall (6'2) and well hung (7.5), swing both ways. Idk what I'm looking for, friends or fun for a couple days is cool. Drop your kik/snap here and I'll add -- just describe yourself.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33042897 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)21:20:00') {

'22 M Southern Ontario

A quick bit of physical info about me, I'm white with brown hair and green eyes. I'm 6'3" and a bit chubby but I'm losing weight, and I have a lot of body hair.

I'm looking for a woman to talk to, and if we click possibly pursue a relationship with. One thing I want to make clear is that I won't sleep with you, I despise hookup culture and while I've dated in the past I'm still a virgin by choice.

I notice normally people talk about their hobbies at some point but I don't really have any that are interesting, plus listing them all out means there's less to talk about. I'm extremely socially anxious but I've gotten good at hiding it, but even writing this out has me worried I'm coming off as too clinical or bland and I'll be worrying about it until I get anxious about something else. I've been working on it though and have taken big steps. I suck at making these sorts of posts but hey, it's worth a shot.

My discord is ogrkham'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043144 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)23:37:13'  && image=='1000003668.jpg') {

'30/m/204
visiting Winnipeg for a couple weeks, originally 306
Straight, travel 306 and 204 for work, average gamer/ homebody, 420 friendly
looking for friends and or chat, maybe an outing on the weekend


Kik/disc: boilednotbaked'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043304 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)01:32:57') {

'is this a white and asian dickfest or are others welcome here?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043308 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)01:38:07') {

'looking for glory hole in Milton,ON. or surrounding area.
kik mh3121 if needed

Thanks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043316 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)01:43:54') {

'23 , f, ottawa, am boredt ¿ my discord: rosemarykennedy
Am thin n pale n 5”7 idk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043506 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)04:22:24') {

'>>33043494
>smartest briton'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33043647 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)07:24:44') {

'20M MTL

New to the city and don't have a family doctor, any chance I could buy some adderall/vyvanse off of one of you freaks?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044016 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)12:09:30') {

'>>33043647
Your shit glows hard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044020 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)12:11:54') {

'https://exposedpassion.com/post.php?id=661405be47670.jpeg';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044828 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)20:19:47') {

'506 area, into cuckolding. Slowly warming wife to the idea.

Kik: subguyjon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33044875 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)20:44:15'  && image=='Screenshot_20240408_204035_Video Player.jpg') {

'34/M/Bi MTL
Looking for discreet nsa fun with like minded individuals, no preferences really and open to experimenting, always fun to try something new
Kik: D_van420'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33046215 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)13:18:24'  && image=='1648753849247.jpg') {

'31/m/905 Hamilton

Looking for women or cucks who actually want me talking to their girl. Especially new or young couples, I love helping first timers. I'll walk you both through everything if you want.

Kik is bringbackclonehigh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33047436 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)01:36:48') {

'28, M, 905 Newmarket
Career driven. Have my own car and home.

Straight. Looking to meet people local. We can hangout or go to the gym.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33048944 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)21:25:57') {

'My wife is attracted to asian twinks. I'm into cuckolding. Do you guys exist in NB? I'm very seriously looking. If I can confirm you are Asian I will put you in contact with my wife so we can set up something irl.

Kik subguyjon'
;

}

if(Pete && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33049012 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)22:10:37') {

'32/ Latino male /toronto
M4F
Looking to chat and perhaps meet up if things hit off. I enjoy smoking 420, nature and just chilling out.

If interested and like to see if we vibe msg me on kik pete100111'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33049051 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)22:47:37') {

'M / Bi / 23 / Sudbury / 705
Won't lie, super horny and want to get my cock sucked, about 8 inches hard, steamybacon15 - kik'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33050157 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)13:25:27') {

'>>33011373
Nice I'm in that general area I added you on discord I really need like a cute boy in my life lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051187 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)01:16:01'  && image=='1665548093343150.jpg') {

'>>33051157
reposting from the Ontario thread for visibility, and since i just lost my tag-post virginity.
cute boy from the GTA looking to make some cute friends.

grayscale6386'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051488 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:27:44'  && image=='12219714-167d-4c6c-a6e5-53aa0a999d1c.jpg') {

'>>33051187

31 m white 905/416 near the lake

Pan / Vers / Fetish / Taboo / Mature or Couple +++

KIK: PCThrowaway90'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051521 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:56:31') {

'>>32956177
kik pcthrowaway90'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051524 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:59:32') {

'>>33043316
Catfish.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33051748 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)09:26:36') {

'30 / M / Calgary

Looking for F to engage in all our fucked up fantasies with

Kik: anonamoose144'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054689 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:24:21'  && image=='19201118.jpg') {

'28/m/ 604
DESU been pretty bored and someone local to talk to and be lewd with would be nice. Male or Female, IDC
Discord: getbacon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33054778 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)19:36:25') {

'>ASL
32/M/ 905 southern Ontario
>describe yourself
Clingy but oddly responsible guy who's very active in my local kink communities and looking for more play partners. Squeaky clean on the outside type but I have a huge flaw. I'm attracted to broken goods. Don't want to fix you, just make each other feel good by fucking our brains out and trying to make you happy. Doesn't need to be healthy or long term, it's just something I crave. We both get what we want out of it. It may help or may make it worse, but we don't care and just both want to feel good consequences be dammed.
>looking for
A cute petite girl with daddy issues who wants a daddy to equally treat them like the most important thing in the world but also just use her like a piece of meat. I want you to constantly cling to me and be crying in my arms. You say you want help and want to get better but really just want to be used and abused cause it's the only thing that makes you feel good.
>not looking for
Someone who's able to deal with their issues without being a clingy bitch.
>tag
oshino5181'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33055053 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)22:59:05') {

'>ASL
29/M/416-647 Scarborough
>describe yourself
looking for friends and fun :)
>looking for
anything really ;P
>Kik
chubbyindian000'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33055164 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:16:45') {

'>ASL
24/m/807 (tbay)
>describe yourself
I got a heavy sbd, I will get stronger, I will roon further
>Looking for
I am only looking for a spotter that wants to get thick as frick.
We will horsecock serious weights.
No sexual stuff unless your a women and have a 1.5x bw squat.
Requirements
minimum cardio is 30 minutes of running constantly, pace does not matter.
Strength does not matter it can be trained.
Ideally you have the flexibility to touch your toes and can squat below parallel.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059006 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:39:30') {

'nsguy2023

Looking for guys in 902 to show off or talk about the local girls you have or want'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059067 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)19:16:01') {

'>>33059006
Kik btw'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059207 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)20:16:47') {

'>>32917689
yes it was probably your bad personality, but also understand that girls are so used to making 0 effort and they dont have to try with dudes. Which isnt even her fault, its being tired from being overwhelmed with men. and not good men either, men who are like basically just pihrannahs and want to take a bite out of you and run away. So what you should do is really try and find something shes interested in and show her some value by telling her something new or interesting. You literally have to win her over, THEN she might be more interested in you. You just have to prove youre not some loser who wants idle chitchat because she can get that literally anywhere.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059462 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)21:51:03') {

'29/M/604

Recently single, tall attractive redhead looking to let loose. Casual NSA rebound kind of deal. Ongoing could be fun with the right person.

L4F! I'd like to get along as friends. Chat, flirt and see where we end up.

Kik: cinnamon_santa'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059493 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:09:28') {

'30 / M / Calgary

Looking for F to try new things with'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059548 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:29:17') {

'>>33043647
If you need anything
Disc : .mozozo.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33059859 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)01:01:27') {

'Hello how are you? I am a 27 year old girl, and right now I am bored and I would like to have a little fun, but I wish you could help me with something my loves, it's just a little help, it's not much, and I would reward you very well, if you are interested, look for me on Kik and telegram, write to me,my Kik is: Emma_figueroa
My telegram is: @Emma_0987'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060035 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)02:52:52') {

'>there are more people here from nova scotia than vancouver these days
its actually so over vanbros...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060191 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)05:11:41') {

'>>33060035
I've always felt like BC/Vancouver has had an awful online presence but maybe that's just me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060200 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)05:25:57') {

'>>33060191
oh no youre absolutely right, for such a big city youd thing it be popping off but yet its so dead
in 10 years of being terminally online ive only met 3 from here but like 30 from LA'
;

}

if(canada discord thread && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060326 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)07:16:31') {

'>>32916205
>A/S/L
23/M/Toronto
>area code
647
>about you
I like playing guitar and doing bjj! I like vibing with people and playing ambient guitar for them! I also enjoy going on walks and smoking as well! I'm mostly a shut in these days but I'd love to hang out if anyone wants to!

>Looking for
people to chat with and meet up with! as long as you're interesting and wanna hang out I'm down :3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060525 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)09:42:49') {

'>>33060200
what did you do with the LA anons?
>it's over
most of you (still lurking/posting) suck. nothing was lost, as nothing was gained'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33060851 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:39:14') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061766 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:24:02') {

'>>33044875
Bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061780 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:33:13') {

'22/M/quebec

Looking for F to have some kinky fun!

Dm me

Kik: qcjp13742'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061927 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)01:04:32') {

'32/ Latino /toronto
M4F
Looking to chat and perhaps meet up if things hit off. I haven’t cummed in 4 days if that interest any ladies ;)

If interested and like to see if we vibe msg me at https://t.me/pete100111'
;

}

if(Saksham Malhotra && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33061934 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)01:08:57') {

'18 M
Uni Of Cincinnati CS
Currently in Abu Dhabi
[email protected]
Don’t Spam'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33063158 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:58:52') {

'Im 29 and looking for anyone around my age or older who isnt a whore or wanting to "see where things go" im not interested in dating not looking for sex on 4chan im looking for some chill people to hang out with

discord: laininsane'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33063811 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)21:43:55') {

'>>33063158
to be fair, im not a whore at all (im only a whore for one dude in my life at a time desu). I would also say im looking to "see where things go" because even though i am 27 and the bioloical clock is like a looming shadow over my head reminding me of my own mortality. Ive had two long term relationships but ive never played the field,and never really had like a solid group of friends, or people I could really get to know for a while before dating them. Id definitely be open to a boyfriend but just not right this second. So dont just assume when someone wants to see where things go, its a code for being a whore. It can be i guess, but not always, sometimes people just literally want to see what someone offers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064141 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:51:12') {

'>>33063811
Hey, what province are you in?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064216 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:52:27') {

'>>33064141
im in BC and its a good thing im not a whore or into selling out because the extra money would certainly be put to good use here considering the rent where id like to live is like 1500 a month lol. that's WITH a roomate'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064343 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:15:05'  && image=='1711972847035694.png') {

'>>33064216
>the rent where id like to live is like 1500 a month lol. that's WITH a roomate
sweet mother. we leafs have a bleak present and a grim future. may the gods take pity on us all.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33064645 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)07:25:47') {

'>>33064216
Would you ever move provinces?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33065168 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:22:43') {

'>>33064216
Fellow BC dweller. It's not even living in the core of Vancouver, either. Rent is hell an hour out and even beyond then.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33065212 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:54:15'  && image=='Screenshot_2024-04-09-01-29-31-79_572064f74bd5f9fa804b05334aa4f912.jpg') {

'pajeet balls';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33065876 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:49:39') {

'>>33064343
well the city im going for is highly sought after, but its like, fucking still. trudie should get the guillotine for treason

>>33064645
yeah for sure. Id consider moving to alberta while im young and working, and then to settle down idk. But it seems like people are getting the best bang for their buck for all the resources that BC has to offer

>>33065168
yep absolutely. fucking pajeets everywhere certainly arent helping either. I saw this indian dude standing behind this fat-ish white girl, all close and cuddly, kissing her neck or ear or whatever. In the middle of the cash register line at sportchek lol. I side eyed them. Fucking nasty and i was thinking "damn girl, you can do better than that. just lose a couple pounds and you get get a white guy, you dont have to go for the smelly indian. Gain some self confidence man". Nothing worse than wasted genetic potential'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33066124 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:36:21') {

'>>33065876
Pajeets really are taking over everywhere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33066518 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:56:16') {

'>>33065876
I was at a house party the other weekend and was shocked to find exactly one brown dude there. He mingled around the party and just kept making the exact same comment to everyone he spoke to about being the only brown dude there. It killed the conversation every goddamn time.

I don't know if he was expecting sympathy or something? But all he did was piss off everyone by the end of the night.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33067579 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:49:46') {

'>>33065876
Would not recommend moving to Alberta. I'm making the move to BC this summer to escape. The amount of people moving here and a bunch of other factors are making the cost of living on par with BC.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33067695 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:02:45') {

'>>33065876
I'm also in BC, you can find my post from 2 months ago. Are you trying to network? I travel for work but spend lots of time in vancouver/nanaimo. HMU
discord: nut__butter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33067711 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:15:51') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33067892 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:16:24') {

'>>33067579
oh damn. Well fuck, there goes that idea.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068109 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:33:18') {

'>>33044875
got snap?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068177 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:17:43') {

'I'll be in Toronto next week or so. Ill be alone and I want check out a strip club a nice quieter one';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068334 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)01:55:57') {

'm/27/ 204

Up for anything really. Sc = simion676'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068403 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:25:41') {

'I used to be pro immigration and pro whatever, but then I got raped this summer by a guy from Iraq who just moved to Canada 5 months ago and i felt like i didnt want to be racist to say no, and im native but man
fuck immigrants. i hate literally any kind of them now, white, black, brown or yellow. I just want them gone.
+ not being able to find a job anymore since I moved and high rent, plus racism made me become a lot more racist myself.
life feels empty and pointless'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068459 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:09:58') {

'>>33068403
I'm sorry'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068496 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:35:03') {

'>>33068403
Lol wut? U sound like a retard before, didn't want to be racist so I'll be raped instead

Native ppl been fucked by the whites for far longer though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068510 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:54:00') {

'>>33068403
You voted for this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068522 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)04:07:52') {

'>>33068510
>>33068496
I was 17 at the time so I didn't vote for this or really ask for it.
I am retarded though, yeah but I was also wanting to think this guy was genuine and just wanted friends because he told me he didnt know anyone yet in canada. he told me he was supporting his brother and sister who were in highschool too by himself (i went into a pizza place to apply for a job) so I felt bad and thought there was no chance hed be a bad guy. he was also like 29 and I told him I was 17
whole thing was fucked up, my friends said it was retarded but i thought they were just being racist or rude
>>33068459
its okay, thank you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068537 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)04:14:05'  && image=='Screenshot_20240420_021216_Gallery.png') {

'>>33068522
and, I do want to preface I said no and asked him to stop. photo of the faggot too. He wanted to take me out to get fucking ice cream first or something, which is why I took a photo because it started getting weird and he was touching my leg on the way there
felt fucking bad anyways, I was a virgin and I'm autistic obviously so I didnt really know what to do. because fuck, the entire thing felt bad and sucked
and i had reasons to hate immigrants already but this just really cemented the whole thing to me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068946 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:05:21') {

'>>33068879
nice bong'
;

}

if(anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33068984 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:35:57') {

'25[F4M]looking for a submissive and sub message me on kik divalee001

Telegram @katemille304
Discord: mistresskate0405'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33069170 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:04:32') {

'>>33068537
post tits'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33069177 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:11:07') {

'>>33068522
>I hate immigrants and I used to be liberal
the issue was and always is that you can't distinguish between the trash from outside your country and decent people.
shit like this just makes life worse for decent nonwhite people, not only do we not get a chance with anyone half decent, we get lumped in with trash because you can't tell the difference.
look at someone's background and their manners and you can tell immediately.
Harper's govt had it right, and they let in decent immigrants, not the filth turdo's brought in'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33069207 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:31:28') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33069227 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:43:50'  && image=='45gggjjjjv89.jpg') {

'>>32916205
Hung, Toronto area.

KIK: ReturnOfTheBoomBap'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33069325 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:48:53') {

'22, Male, 780
Just bored and want to talk to chicka lol
Kik: OilLeaf59'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071685 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)15:35:39') {

'28/M/780
>interests
Into weightlifting, drawing, making videogamey music clips, cycling, long walks.
>looking for
Possibly friends to hang with
>not looking for
sexual stuff, any sort of degeneracy, meeting immediately
>tag
loogue'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071719 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)15:46:47') {

'Any mentally ill 516 neets';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33071729 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)15:50:30') {

'>>33069177
All white erasure is a bad thing, actually.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072673 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)01:33:00') {

'>>33042017
Which province is that cutie? Sorry I didn't check my post in a long time'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072685 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)01:42:30') {

'>>33068403
I am so sorry you had to go through that... I hope you can recover and heal. That person should be killed imo just tortured to death'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072773 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:25:49') {

'>>32963815
Sent a fr.

Also I forgot to say my physical stars or etc
5'7, 150lbs, I work out
I like music, Minecraft, going to live music cafes, walking etc.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33072834 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:56:10') {

'>>33068403
>>33068522
>>33068537
Even if you hadn't voted yet, you literally said you would have voted for it.
Second you were 17 and went with a guy who was 29.
First red flag is that he didn't fuck off when you said you were 17.
Second you said he was getting weird touching your leg, and you didn't leave.
Then you went with him to whatever location he prepared for having sex.
You had multiple opportunities to leave and didn't.
This is why women should not get to vote.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073553 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:48:56') {

'20/F/Vic
I'm looking for local-exclusive, short-term, nonsexual intimacy (well maybe if the chemistry is right, i.e. nice pp).
You know those 'satisying blackhead clean', etc. videos? I like those. I want to physically groom and pamper, I want to use my little (regularly cleaned and replaced) tools on someone! So generally looks don't matter, just be washed or washable, and be able to lay still and endure slight discomforts.
fresh dc- su1dae'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073657 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:06:52') {

'>>33072834
No you fucking idiot, just because I said I agreed with immigration, doesn't mean I would've voted left. I fucking hate Trudeau
I have older friends who have not molested me, and always have. So I'm naturally trusting, + autism. He gave me a reason to believe he wasn't a predator
I thought he was just being friendly, but I'm a retarded sperg, big fucking thing here retard.
Also he didn't prepare anything, we met 1 hour ago, it was behind my apartment after I told him I wouldn't let him come inside my apartment. Obviously I shouldn't have fucking done that, but I didn't think any better except I want to go home
Kill yourself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073831 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:53:36') {

'>>33073657
why are you not armed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33073917 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:58:05') {

'>>33073831
>asking this in a canCuck thread
0__o'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074045 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:58:32') {

'>>33073917
you are aware that getting an rpal isn't even hard, right?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074176 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:12:46') {

'>>33073917
what i'm suggesting is that she carry some sort of weapon or equivalent. a knife, a stun gun, a heavy flashlight, a can of OC spray, there are a lot of things you can use to arm yourself without any sort of weapon licence. i'm a personal fan of walking sticks, despite their bulkiness. a walking stick sits half way between a weapon and a tool in most people's minds, so they look harmless to most normies, but intimidating enough to let the sketchy people know to keep their distance. a stick's draw time is basically zero (because you're already holding it), and it is the only weapon which you are allowed to carry with you onto an airplane, plus it allows you to board first. some places let you in for free if you have a stick, markham fair is one place that comes to mind where that works. whenever you are given special access like that, see if you can squeeze a friend in for free as your "chaperone".
>>33074045
i'm still flabbergasted by how many canadians are still perfectly fine with adding themselves to a government list full of names and addresses of one of the liberals biggest ideological enemies: gun owners. doesn't the RPAL make you agree to let the RCMP conduct "random" compliance checks of your property, with only 24 hours notice or less? archery is much less of a bureaucratic and legal nightmare if you really need a deadly long distance weapon in canada.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074230 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:34:20') {

'>>33074176
I wish I could carry a sword man'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074325 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:29:17') {

'>>33074230
swords are a legal no-no here, but fuck our laws. ask forgiveness, not permission, for it is always better to be tried by twelve than to be carried by six. a sword-cane is what you'd want, given the legal status. YOU WILL GO TO PRISON IF A COP NOTICES IT'S NOT A NORMAL CANE, so don't be a retard, never show off your cane's "cool feature" to your friends, and don't take it anywhere with an xray scanner. the only people who should know its true nature are the dead men whose tales will never be told. i hope that number remains at zero, but it's hard to say what the future has in store. shit's been getting a lot more dangerous in our cities.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074335 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:35:57') {

'31 m qc 418

Kik: SinisterPlots :D'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074375 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:58:17') {

'>>33074176
you act as if the stasi don't have you on a political undesirable list for going on this site at all
You're getting black bagged the moment they find an excuse anyhow, might as well enjoy yourself before you do'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074544 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:29:31') {

'>>33074375
>you act as if the stasi don't have you on a political undesirable list
oh, on the contrary. ever since the covid psyop started, not only have i been living my life and posting on 4chan as if a social credit system is already officially in place, but i've also been treating it like a fucking golf score this whole time, aiming for the lowest number just to piss in justin trudeau's eye. if i'm not near or at the top of at least half a dozen lists by now, some diversity hire must have fucked up on my file.
>You're getting black bagged the moment they find an excuse
well, they better hurry it up, the eglinton crosstown will be finished before those lazy bastards even get started with me. i've been anticipating a knock on my door and a warning for several years. i've been curious to ask them what their angle will be, what vulnerability they hope to put some pressure on in order to break me. i've got no job, no kids, no debts, no land, no large assets, no vehicles, no social media presence, no fame, no infamy, no computers running windows or mac, no phones on a stock rom, no royal or academic titles, no coof shots and barely any savings at all.

so aside from just shooting me in the fucking head, what's left for them to attack me with? even the worst things i've posted on here, which normal people would never want deanonymized, are of no concern to me. i have developed an immunity to those sorts of shaming tactics, and i do it simply by proudly embracing and justifying my filthy degenerate lifestyle choices to the point where i'm not even mentally capable of giving a rat's ass anymore about what other people think about me.

if/when they locate and publish some ultra rare fragment of my shame, i'll either spontaneously come up with a plausible half truth of a lie if i'm feeling clever, or i'll probably just blame it on an altered state of consciousness if i'm feeling tired. worst case scenario, they kill those i love... if that happens, politicians die.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074880 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:28:30') {

'Damn this thread took a wild turn';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074886 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:31:51') {

'>>33074880
truf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33074919 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:55:41') {

'>>33073657
you should never let a stranger you just met know where you live
stay in public spaces when with a stranger
don't go down alleys with strangers
and take a cab home alone, until you know you can trust someone'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075200 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:12:21') {

'>>33074880
Yeah sure is Canada in here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075370 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)06:37:09') {

'winnipeg';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075604 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:59:55'  && image=='580f75e2-9471-49ea-a6ff-123fca5c0c99.jpg') {

'22/female
Hey there, I lost my job and i'm all alone, it has been hard lately for me to cover the bills so as a last resort I'm doing dirty content to cover them :/... Sorry for the trouble ,
Kik: diaxoly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075665 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:55:27'  && image=='kkooh_ii9986.jpg') {

'>>32916205
KIK: ReturnOfTheBoombap

Near the GTA'
;

}

if(anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33075749 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:04:43') {

'25[F4M]looking for a submissive and sub message me on kik divalee001

Telegram @katemille304
Discord: mistresskate0405'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076291 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:44:44'  && image=='file.png') {

'>>33075665
that has to be the least impressive angle. it looks like the chestburster from Spaceballs. what were you trying to achieve?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076452 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:30:27') {

'30 m 403 (leth)

Bored and horny at work. Looking to do some rating and chatting. If you are curious my thoughts on your girl or wife or you (if female) then shoot me a message for discreet chat.

Kik scotty2108'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076574 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:49:16') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076653 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:44:26') {

'>>33073553
Kinda confused by this post. But weirdly interested haha. U want to clean someones blackheads?

what if I have clear skin? Do you want to tweeze my nose hair out ? Lol.

24/M Vic student. I might add ur discord after exams just cause I'm curious lol.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076760 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:56:10') {

'>>33042017

You have other posts calling someone a racial slur and someone else a homophobic slur. You don't sound cute at all so even if we were in the same province I'd say no. I hope you feel better though ig.

I take back what I said here: >>33072673
You're not cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076834 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:35:55') {

'>>33076760
Not him but I just opened this thread and your post made me realize how much I hate this country. I wish Hitler won WW2. I pray for another Hitler to reinvigorate the Aryan race and lead it to its rightful place as the master race and the one race worthy of life. Europe is becoming more far right every day though so maybe my prayers will be answered soon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33076904 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:11:43') {

'>>33073553
Wow Soph you’re really back home. I wish you weren’t such an awful person.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33077020 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:04:41') {

'>>33073553
>>33076653
WARNING
This is that crazy cunt “Verbena”. Look her up on the archives. Disgusting person and crazy schizo. Don’t get fooled by her pretty face.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33077126 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:59:01') {

'21 M Quebec

Looking for Quebec frens

Discord : wxr0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33077656 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:05:49') {

'>>33077020
I mean... What she said in the post I replied to already indicates some kind of crazy lol... It's weird in itself.

But thanks for the heads up... I'll look.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33077659 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:11:00') {

'>>33077020
... How do I get to archives?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33077730 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:11:16'  && image=='old.gif') {

'hey bros. I'm looking for a girl I spoke to from 4chan back in 2020. Drop dead gorgeous. Not sure if she's on 4chan anymore; we met on /adv/ and chatted through Snapchat. She was from Calgary and her initials were A K. I'm Jack. If you remember me (and are actually in this thread) and want a blast from the past hmu on Discord yman2029 or respond to this message with your preferred way to chat and I'll post my social.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080212 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:52:35'  && image=='9bd3487d53d064b39264ab6aa9d403e5.jpg') {

'>ASL
29/transgirl/ canada - near/around toronto
>About you
I'm 5'2, 105 lbs with dark-blonde hair, amber-greenish eyes and slim with a big butt, i look far younger than i am and have a strong euro accent.
I'm into nature, old vidya, anime, night walks and music.
anything else just ask me on discord.
>Looking for
A long term relationship with either a man or woman from canada, who ideally wants a live in gf before or by the end of may. I'm open to older people but any age is fine.
>Not looking for
anyone who wants hookups or nudes, anyone that doesn't have their own place.
>Contact
oreko0001'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080244 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:13:12') {

'>>32960131
This is a shot in the dark, but did you work in the theatre industry by chance?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080251 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:17:09') {

'Alone and bored in my room, looking for fun F4M
Kik: kimberly.877
Snachap :Kimberly39293'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33080362 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:50:35') {

'30/m/204 looking for chats and possible connections. Looking for F or TS

Kik:276throwaway'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33081071 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:52:34') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083165 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:42:00') {

'>>33083147
make a discord.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083210 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:16:20') {

'M Toronto

Looking to chat with anyone who's hooked up with any escorts downtown, whether paid or free

Kik TODurden'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083235 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:26:57') {

'30/M/613 Ottawa. Male looking for female. Fit and employed (in the nuclear industry). IG : denis_appleberg. Would like intimacy but am new to the area and would appreciate people looking for friends as well.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083279 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:03:28') {

'>>33083165
jenstar0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083331 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:38:01') {

'My kik MalaveVictoria F20';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083425 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:33:17') {

'32/ fit Latino male /416 toronto
M4F
Looking to chat and perhaps meet up if things hit off. I enjoy smoking 420, nature and just chilling out.

If interested and like to see if we vibe msg me on kik pete100111 or on tele https://t.me/pete100111'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083499 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)02:25:46') {

'>>33065876
I got an apartment bordering Burnaby where i dont stay at too often that id consider letting you crash at. Got it to commemorate an ANon that I was seeing years ago that needed a place to stay, things went sideways cause we couldn't find a place in time back then

M/30
Asian, kinda nerdy
Work most hours
recently single
Drop your Kik or discord,
Can meet and hangout first to gauge intrest.
I'm safe to reject and cool with just making friends'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33083617 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)03:31:13'  && image=='bfac3de1b15b76564b7bb76fd36969a8.jpg') {

'>>32916205
>asl
20 female canada
>area code
416
>bio
looking for people to talk to really maybe make some actual friends to do stuff with
>looking for
anything
>not looking for
>contact
bonnabe'
;

}

}
}