String fullTitle = 'NORTHEAST MEGALOPOLIS MEETUP THREAD';
int postNumber = 33099217;
String image = '1714799465199665.png';
String date = '05/04/24(Sat)01:11:05';
String comment = 'Boston, NYC, Philly, Baltimore, and DC... and their associated burbs.
12 states, 103 counties, and an overpriced high speed rail line. Surely you can find a friend here anon-kun ;)
Use any template. Or the one below if you need a nudge.
>ASL
>Physical description
>Interests
>Looking for
>Not looking for
>Contact';
'>ME
37/M/NYC Straight
Artsy, inquisitive, novelty seeker. I like peering into weird and fringe communities, learning, and exploring new hobbies. At the moment: underground nightlife & photography (selfie related).
Looking for: good conversation first and foremost. Beyond that: friends to VC with while I work, rave friends, and paramours (I have a gf. Ya, she’s cool with it. No, you don’t have to be a unicorn). I’d be down to check out new rave venues in the city and also go to some metal shows to mosh - I haven't moshed in years.
>YOU
Self-aware, curious, dogged, and ambitious. People who can self-reflect and improve themselves are cool. You don’t need to be employed per se, but at least have a hobby you pursue with serious intent. People who care about what they do are attractive; those who wallow in their lack of agency aren't.
Active. I like moving when socializing. Walking, dancing, hiking. Flip a coin.
Hobbies besides anime and vidya. I enjoy them sometimes too, but tell me about your interests that don't have a dozen fan-wikis. Painting, stargazing, urbex, calligraphy, etc. In short, if you’re inspired, I’m inspired... Though, you might talk me into a round of helldivers...
STEM and technical dorks. I’ve gotten along best with /soc/ialites in technical fields. I’m not excluding potential friends who aren’t, but technical fields attract neurotic workaholic dorks: relatable, since I’m one too.
Unusual backgrounds. My upbringing was weird. I can get along with almost anyone, but I vibe best with (functional) people who’ve led atypical lives. Getting fingerblasted by a clown at your bar/bat mitzvah doesn't count. The idea is that you’ve overcome some challenge or swam in a sea of uncertainty and come out ok.
Occasional psychonauts. Fun is fun ;) but if your spirit animal is Hunter Biden, I uhh...have to return some videotapes.
Misc interests: cute shit, animals, unintended consequences, trope inversions, fun :)
>DISC VulkanFire';
'>ASL
34/M/NYC
>about yourself
6'1'', mixed latino/black male, interested in drawing, sports, anime, gaming, and working out.
>looking for
Women
>not looking for
Men
>contact
Discord: dirt8199';
'>asl
31/m/MA
>about me
A hard working straight guy with heavy 90s vibes, few friends, and a handful of talent.
>looking for
Someone with enthusiasm for active conversation, impulsivity, or creativity.
>not looking for
Disinterested/closed off people, gooning, or gaming.
>discord
grinrot';
'>ASL
25/M/USA(PA)
>About you
I'm into a lot of stuff; history, cars, motorcycles, video games, music, photography, probably more if you ask. It's hard to condense my entire self into a single post lol. I try to be as kind and judgement free as possible, and I think I'm pretty easy to get along with. I want to travel more outside of the US than I already have.
>Looking for
Someone to talk to and see how things go. We don't need to be a 100% match on our interests, but being very passionate about the things you like is a huge plus! I'd like to vc and at some point meet if we get along well. I'm okay with ldr, but an effort to meet eventually is something I'd need.
>Not looking for
men, ghosts, assholes, someone constantly wanting to talk politics, server invites, porn, someone dependent on drugs
>Contact
Discord: spacecowboy._._';
'35/m/CT
just looking for friends
Discord is Lyserdon
Kik is twobirdsinthehand';
'Bump';
'>>33099217
>>ASL
40-something, male, travel in this area is not a problem.
>>Physical description
40-something dude who is using 4chan to pick up chicks half his age. Though most people I've met have been pleasantly surprised, so maybe not as bad as you think.
>>Interests
You coming over so we can drink until you pass out.
>>Looking for
Hot chicks with high insecurity, possibly a history of childhood sexual abuse, and low self-preservation instincts.
Yes, Jacqueline, I mean you. Did you finally get murdered? Miss you, honey.
>>Not looking for
Dudes, chicks-with-dicks, chicks-who-snitch, etc.
>>Contact
Kik: giantbuxet';
'>asl
29/M/PA
>bio
I enjoy listening to and making music, fashion, anime cons, cosplay, dnd, literature, philosophy, aesthetics, thrifting, antiques, vidya of course
>looking for
Bio female relatively close with similar interests, who enjoys goth music and fashion and can occasionally weeb out a little. Bonus points if you can play an instrument. If you have a creative hobby of any sort, cool. Ages 26-32 (flexible)
>not looking for
drug users, smokers, men, non bio women, leftists, friend collectors
>contact
cypher02717';
'>ASL
21m philadelphia tacony
>Physical description
5'6 muscular dad bod type 6inch
>looking for
Fwb
>Contact
Discord vinisnothere';
'Bump for democracy';
'>no NJ anons have posted
Many such cases!';
'>asl
31/M/RI
>Physicals
6'2", white, dark features with light skin. Thick dad bod. Like a gothy Italian kind of.
>About
Into anime, boxing, /g/ type shit especially the grey areas. True crime and local history on that topic. Simple lifestyle of treating others how I want to be treated.
>looking for
women who wanna watch carry on some sort of e-friendship, have interesting conversation or who are dealing with problems. tell me why shit isn't working for you and let me give you unwarranted advice that is usually pretty good. Also into RP , tandem watching ecchi and lewd chat if you're down. I love tribbing too if you like that.
>not looking for
gooning, scammers, guys
>contact
Kik: Tutor11';
'massachusetts disc is brickfizz';
'29 m Bi
White, tall, husky
Looking for fun with girls, guys, or couples.
Hmu on snapchat: the.palace';
'>ASL
30/M/Boston/Straight
>About me
I make and sell abstract art. I have a pretty broad taste in music, movies, and TV. I've gotten a lot of enjoyment out of Beetlejuice, It's Always Sunny, and Seinfeld. Nowadays, I listen to a lot of Aphex Twin, PilotRedSun, a handful of oldies, and the one hit wonders recommended by Spotify and friends. I'm always online and really hard to offend.
>Looking for
Someone to chat, VC, or hang with RL.
>Not looking for
idk I'm pretty tolerant
>Discord tag
SWANG0';
'>ASL
32 m Philly
>Physical description
6ft tall, 200lb, fit
>Interests
music, weed, sex, bikes, food, art
>Looking for
people in the philly area, or who visit often, to be friends or do stuff related to interests above. open to lewd, or not. i'm in an open relationship. queer/trans friendly. i also travel within the northeast a lot, if you're not in philly and still want to connect, reach out.
>Not looking for
online-only connections, i'm game to chat to get to know each other, but also don't want to talk endlessly if we don't plan to ever meet
>Contact
Disc ozummu';
'>ASL
28/NB Male, Rhode Island
>Physical description
135lbs, 5'6", fit, like a forest pixie who shops in the petite section of Marshalls.
>Regular Interests
Music (All, but metal especially), abstract drawing, flea markets, volleyball, Halloween, podcasts, watching indie movies, record collecting, amateur woodworking, ice skating, cooking, clothing modifying, swinging on a really high swings et
>Looking for
Female, Nonbinary, Afab trans folks for FWBs. No preferences on age or looks, as long as we connect and have mutual respect. Someone to get into some shenanigans with me
>Contact
SC: hold_mykombucha
Reddit:DramamineRoad
IG: holdmykombucha96';
'Looking for someone to tag team a girl with me in Philly. Hmu on kik or post ur disc if interested
Kik: lolskin123';
'>>33099217
if anyone is in nyc and likes to talk about electrical or computer engineering, the games industry or esoteric novels and non-fiction, please hit me up. i live in downtown brooklyn, im off the q line
im a white dude, 29 yo, straight.
i just want friends i actually want to talk to about shared interests who aren't my gf, i can't keep depending on her as my sole non-family social connection';
'Long Island is suffering, bros. Nothing but dudebros and valley girls. I can't fucking stand it.';
'>>33122775
Look to the south shore. The rest can go fuck themselves';
'Lots of new England ppl here
' ;
https://discord.com/invite/cGNfgURJ
'Any Northeast cucks or cuck curious guys want to chat or show your girls off?
Asimpleequivalence';
'>ASL
27/M/LI
>Physical description
Average height and weight, always looks tired, long dreads, a few tattoos, and I generally dress for comfort rather than fashion.
>Interests
Various forms of art, music, occult and esoteric research, cannabis culture, vidya, tabletop gaming, and generally appreciative of things that make me think.
>Looking for
Cozy vibes and conversation, new friends to smoke with, and people who feel like they need to vent.
>Not looking for
Anything even vaguely sexual
>Contact
absolem011';
'>ASL
20s, female, in nj/ny/pa area.
>Interests
games, baking, working out, animals, film, and im looking into getting into some sports!
>Looking for
just friends, people in the area. i enjoy meeting up and hopefully finding some with similar interests
>Not looking for
hook ups.
>Contact
miwako.';
'>ASL
27/m/Jersey City/NYC
>Physical description
Clean cut, fit, and attractive, Latino 5’6
>Interests
Club culture, foodie, anime/manga, coding, 420/psychs/stims
>Looking for
Girl to hang out with, smoke with, pass time. Platonic
>Not looking for
Thirsty dudes
>Contact
Mo0lu';
'Looking for any degenerate women who may be up rn in the southern nj area
Kik: tittottit';
'25m Boston, MA
Kik: jamesolof
hi :D';
'Bull4wifegf
Looking for cheating wives and gfs near Bmore';
'26/m/nyc
normie lite, have had sex and done drugs, but a social hermit the last few years after a lengthy depresison stemming from a lack of ontological cohesion. working on getting out of this pit as we speak. spent the first decades of my life just kinda floating through reality's presented to me by other's, but a bit restless now. not terribly attractive and socially anxious at the moment.
as far as consumption goes, i enjoy movies and video games, but am very picky, and believe both mediums excel at things the other does not. i dont care for movie games, but also don't care for multiplayer much, either. think penumbra. would love to build a game like that, or work on a shitty budget film inspired by kronenberg. i love music, especailly sound. been into 90s trance and 80s metal lately. i owned some bjork albums on vinyl until a crackhead stole them from me haha.
not much going on. in college, probablyl going to get a degree in finance, whatever. i paint occasionally but am not interested in the science behind it. i am learning how to play piano and general music theory, along with coding and photography, but these are budding ventures. i enjoy walking and hiking, nature brings tears to my eyes. i like insects and flowers and birds.
relateively new to the city, sharing an apartment right now that'll be mine in about a year's time.
dont care who you are or what you're about, but i do love passionate people who can yap about shit they love, particularly when it entails creation or autist observation. i am socially crippled at the moment, so if you're a human being you'll probably make me feel anxious hahaha.
discord thirstkill';
'11 inch near Boston kik animalspeople';
'>>33135602
i also recently got into hockey. if the rangers win the stanley, i will definitely be looking to participate in chaos';
'>ASL
23/m/NYC
>Physical description
6'0" Chubby, white with facial hair
>Interests
Gaming/anime/420
>Looking for
To meet a guy/girl on here to give oral to. Im really into scents and worship. Lets talk.
>Not looking for
N/a
>Contact
Discord: oppon_.
Kik: Oppon_';
'24 m, NYC
bio F only
skinny fit white guy, 6’2, actual 9 inch cock
Looking to talk about fitness/share pics/confessions/ and discuss kinks
Have started going to the gym almost a year ago and have made huuuge progress. I’d love some tips to keep improving and to see other people’s glow ups.
Bonus points if you have a cat.
Discord: sendmecatpics_';
'>>ASL
35m Central NJ/Nyc.
>>Physical description
Indian guy, 6'1, 180 lbs, very decent looking.
>>Interests
Gaming, hiking, music mostly edm/trance.
>>Looking for
friends, relationship.
>>Not looking for
straight here, otherwise I'm open to everything.
>>Contact
prm563';
'>ASL
18 m Connecticut
>Physical description
5’7”, attractive, skinny, nice ass, body and cock.
>Looking for
Guy preferably around my age who has a nice cock and body. I’m a virgin.
>Not looking for
Weirdos, olders, fatties etc
>Contact
Kik: foxian88';
'>ASL
26/M/PA, philly suburbs kinda
>Description
5'10 average looking swarthy mediterranean guy.
>Interests
Basic normie bullshit videogames, very autistically deep into Pathfinder, a deep history nerd and grand strategy autism, lots of anime and manga, somewhat dead inside
>Looking For
I don't even know. Anyone. I am a husk of the person I once was.
>Contact
disc: dailylithium';
}