import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/soc/';
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class Thread extends Board {
public void Your crush is out there living her life(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Your crush is out there living her life';
int postNumber = 33100858;
String image = '1714864683506864.png';
String date = '05/04/24(Sat)19:18:03';
String comment = 'Going out with friends, socializing, having fun, making memories, getting ahead in life. While you are here shitposting on a beautiful Saturday night. Any last words anon before you inevitably end it?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100889 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)19:33:30') {

'the only women i know are coworkers that are 3 and a half decades older than me and prostitutes

i haven't entertained the idea, even the farfetched fantasy, of a woman having feelings for me since i started seeing escourts 10 years ago, and the idea is so forlorn that i cannot even mentally let myself so much as begin to have feelings for women i meet. i can't remember the last time my heart dropped or anything like that: i'm just floating through on this mechanical routine i've close to perfected. it's not just that i am ugly but that my attitude is so awful and has been for such a long time that it has grown like a tumor and can no longer be extricated. i suppose it is all my own doing.

all i have to say is that i'm a very unhappy man but i missed the bus for killing myself too long ago. thank you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33100908 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)19:47:23') {

'>>33100858
How about you have your own life?
https://youtu.be/q3-cW_nHqDc?si=c87e2MPJk5HfNnA3'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101563 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)01:48:08'  && image=='Women.jpg') {

'Very few of my hobbies have any women, and the ones that do they're either trannies, whores, or disgusting hambeasts.

I don't need a woman to be happy because none of them can relate to me and my interests or vice versa, and I am not going out of my way to do it either. If I want companionship or people to hang out with, I have dozens of men to bro it out with, and a slice of pussy is only a couple hundred dollars (at most) away. Why in the actual fuck would I invest all of my emotional energy and risk my financial stability just to convince a woman to "care" about me?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101748 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)03:44:08') {

'>>33100858
this but him*'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101787 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)04:12:34') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==33101806 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)04:27:10'  && image=='no friends.jpg') {

'>>33101563
>I have dozens of men to bro it out with
Is this how you cope?'
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}

}
}