'>>140172656
Thank you anon. I fucking hate soccer shitters.';

'>2nd division handegg';

'>>140173233
Yes Jamal, it's great.';

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'>>140173913
mfw the last thread died like 3 minutes after I made a post.';

'>>140174193
lol';

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'So is the league actually taking off this time or is it a repeat of every other time Spring football was tried? These webms make it look like there are more people on the field than there are in the stands.';

'Miss my Dragons and I can't watch even if I wanted to cause weekend wagie lol.';

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'>>140175297
Ratings wise it's doing pretty OK, attendance wise everywhere that's not DC or St. Louis has been disappointing. The USFL teams in particular are just ass. They put absolutely no effort into getting people into the building, bringing over the USFL mindset of "The only things that matter are TV ratings and sponsor dollars."';

'>>140175297
it's staying around for at least 1 more season. the guy who was in charge of the USFL ticket sales is in charge right now and sucks dick at his job';

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'Two short days until we're back.';

'>>140175343
seattle was the closest we got to a decent west coast following, but nothing for the west right now.';

'Whenever my team loses an important game, I unfollow all sports media on socials and don't come to /sp/ for a week...or weeks if it happened in the playoffs.';

'this week will result in a gades win';

'>>140178441
kek. we need more UFL oc';

'>>140182380
otherwise it will be fuckin embarrassing';

'>>140183557
should be fine
they'll just pull off another 4-6 to chip somewhow';

'>>140183316
Be the change you want to see anon';

'>>140185054
im probably one of the few anons that already has been making OC';

'>>140182380
Nuh uh, my roughnecks are finally gonna win this weekend';

'>>140185633
Based OC anon. I try to but it's mostly garbage. Still post it though.';

'>two games at the same time
we nfl now';

'>>140185845
They're 100% gonna combine the viewership and say "SEE GUYS WE WENT PAST 1.6 MILLION!"';

'>>140185845
we gonna have a simulcast game thread?';

'ARE. YOU. READY?';

'>>140186588
Honestly that's probably a good call. Much as I enjoy the gamethreads having one for both games would be a lot more active and a lot funnier.';

'>>140186614
Prepare to get flushed, Renegades!';

'>>140186650
I hope I’ll be able to keep up with posting the webms of the scoring plays @_@';

'>>140182380
Nope';

'>>140187162
This';

'Stallions signed former Packers Kicker Ramiz Ahmed. He was purely a kickoff guy for them.';

'>>140185845
>UFL RedZone with Scott Hanson
Imagine';

'>>140192276
I fucking hate Scott Hanson. The Redzone guys are legitimately terrible at their jobs and focus on the weirdest and dumbest shit.';

'>Houston are doing a meet and greet
>Announce it 2 days before it happens
What's even the point?';

'>>140186614
>>140187162
LETS FUCKING GO';

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'>>140196611
I TELL YA JIM EVERY TIME I WATCH PATRICK MAHOMES I SEE SOMETHIN NEW!';

'>>140195891';

'>>140196979
XFL had some absolute units';

'>>140197070
my favorite was the Sea Dragons one with the top hat';

'>>140197070
>>140197147
heh they were both at the same game';

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'>>140197147
That dude flew in for the STL vs. SEA game. They put him on the field for a little bit to look around. Seemed chill';

'>>140197070
How long would that bovine last having to walk in a snowstorm?';

'>>140197147
lel';

'I saw a clip of missouri’s senator Eric Schmitt talking about the Battlehawks during a hearing the other day.';

'>>140204171
>It's real
Lmao
https://twitter.com/SenEricSchmitt/status/1780987652655009915/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1780987652655009915&currentTweetUser=SenEricSchmitt';

'Final look at W4 attendance numbers, guesses below. Some of this is bleak.
STL: 34k
BMH: 6k
San Antonio: 11k
Houston: 6k';

'>>140207065
Did some very rough, very autistic counting. There's ~4500 tickets available for the Hawks, so yeah 34-35k sounds about right.';

'>>140207065
>Houston: 6k
the absolute state of my roughnecks';

'>>140208745
Still better than my botes';

'>>140207065
oof';

'>>140209150
>>140208745
>>140207065
Still gonna show up as an increase in tickets sold over last week, chuds.';

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'Regional coverage for the 7:00 games tomorrow.';

'>>140214311
looks like im getting the Panthers @ Brahmas game';

'>>140214311
Gay';

'Another fucking kicker injury. Arlington signed Jonathan Garibay, Russolino down. Big legger from Texas Tech, don't think Garibay has done anything in the NFL.';

'>>140214687
>Jonathan Garibay
>Big legger from Texas Tech
i knew that name sounded familiar';

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'>>140215632
I really want to know what that play is supposed to look like. They only rushed 4, but they just completely left the end unblocked, and the leaking TE doesn't even pretend like he's gonna block.';

'>>140215766
no clue. maybe they'll run it again on sunday';

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'kaw';

'>>140217144
i love that one lol';

'>>140217144
That short ref on the right has an ass that could stop a freight train god damn.';

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'>>140219195
Perez ended up being pretty lucky in this game all things considered. Defenders should have had like 3 or 4 ints in that game. They outright dropped at least 2 of them in the 2nd quarter';

'>>140219366
Perez has been pretty lucky in every game honestly. I think the Battlehawks had 2 dropped picks, and Birmingham too. Shit's gonna catch up to him and then the losing season will look even worse.';

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'>>140219119
Extended version with 2 more replay angles added to the original webm';

'Good night /ufl/, good games and ka-kaws await you in the morning.';

'>>140220804
Good night';

'>>140220527
pretty nice n easy play, I wonder if theres a percentage out there of completed 2points. while nfl doesnt really use it that often, im pretty sure ufl outpreforms in that regard. or maybe im just looking too much into it.';

'>>140219735
yup';

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'>>140224912
oops';

'>>140223633
>>140225232
did you draw these?';

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'Battlehawks 1st turnover of the season';

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'this catch is going in my reffies highlight reel :)';

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'>>140227095
The NCAA just approved helmet comms in FBS football. Can't fucking wait for a team's playoff hopes to die because a helmet mic wasn't working and they fucked up a do-or-die play.';

'>>140220873
The ufl site tracks xps';

'>>140226451
And now he's inactive this week. Lmao.';

'>>140227248
ah man, im really gonna miss the giant tarps blocking the crowds view of the play call posters on the sidelines. i thought i had a webm or screen shot of the huge one Georgia always had on their sidelines but i cant find it so have this big Georgia unit instead';

'>>140227617
>fat
>georgian
>anime girl hoodie
I don't think I've ever hated another human being more';

'>>140227648
lmao';

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'>>140227617
I'm certain they're still going to have those big posterboards and other hand signals, but it'll be supplementary rather than critical and/or a backup method in case the mics go down.
Here, have another fat Georgia fan.';

'>>140228108
>out of breath from standing to watch a football game';

'>>140228322
his CPAP needs a CPAP';

'>>140227744
>*loses*';

'>>140228446
at least he still has his time outs';

'showboats vs battlehawks game thread >>140229214';

'>>140228753
You make a good point. 3 time outs is more than 1 win (or loss)';

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'>>140229776
version without the Cookus Sack Counter';

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'>>140234280
she cute';

'Did we ever get an official update on Cookus' status? Dude has been the toughest QB this year but i dont think he can take much more punishment';

'I missed the match because I was taking my Fleet cap to the stadium, what was it like?';

'>>140236459
it was kind of a repeat of last weeks Botes game minus the constant sacks on Cookus
>Close game in the first half
>Cookus pulled during the 2nd half (this time due to injury)
>Offense immediately falls apart without Cookus
>Other team runs away with the game because the Botes' defense gets worn out from being on the field so long';

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'>>140236970
Version without the Cookus Sack Counter™';

'Over is hitting on Defenders @ Stallions. Bet accordingly.';

''Ate Botes
'Ate Ponies
'Ate Fendies
'Ate Chicago
'Ate LA
Luv me Hawks
Luv domes
Luv me T-ravs
Simple as';

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'I’ve asked previously, but are any other anons here right now?';

'>>140239138
Don’t know why the pic posted sideways, but whatever.';

'>>140239138
Probably not but hopefully you find your hookup anon';

'I live in Memphis and am thinking of going to a Showboats game. The remaining home games are vs Michigan, Birmingham, D.C., and Houston. Which one would be most enjoyable as a spectator?';

'>>140239761
Whichever team you hate the most or like second most. The one you hate because it’s higher stakes and you’re more invested and the one you like because there are no stakes and you can just sit back and enjoy the game.';

'Which game are we watching, boys?';

'>>140239878
I have no positive or negative feelings about any of the teams. Honestly, I've never been into football; I didn't play it as a kid, my parents didn't follow it, and Memphis didn't have a pro team when I was growing up (and the college team was always bad), so I didn't get into it. I'm essentially a complete novice, that's why I'm asking this thread for advice as to which game would be the most fun to watch.';

'>>140240021
my region will get the Panthers vs Brahmas game but i'll try my best to get the webms from both games. i have a feeling the Defenders vs Stallions game is going to be the more entertaining one though';

'>>140240511
Doubleheader gamebread';

'>>140240021
I sounded off about it last week but will do so again: this league is too small and not popular enough to split the audience by double-booking a timeslot.';

'>next week is STL @ DC
Fuck that game's gonna be fun';

'>>140242345
hell yeah';

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'>>140245168
Just a penis length away from a 1st down.';

'>>140245535
thats from the roughnecks v panthers game. the reffies awarded them the 1st down';

'>>140172656
Tick tock Michigay';

'>defenders
>can't fucking defend
lol';

'>>140249179
I'm gonna be so upset when they beat the Hawks next week.';

'FS1 is replaying the Panthers @ Brahmas game if anyone missed it earlier';

'>>140249179
It's literally all Williams fault';

'>I'll never understand how Gregg Williams will call for defenders to just.... not defend...';

'>Both teams that I needed to lose this week won
>my team needed to win this to stay competitive, and of course is the only one that loses
I fucking hate football
see you assholes next week';

'Week 4 Standings. Stallions breaking away from everyone else. Battlehawks and Brahmas looking to be the XFL favorites while DC slips away

Toiletbowl tomorrow';

'>>140249571
My original prediction of "The USFL is a joke besides Birmingham and the XFL is a murderers row" looks pretty correct at the 2/5 mark.';

'>>140249571
>Toiletbowl tomorrow
roughnecks are gonna go on a 7 game win streak but still miss the playoffs';

'>>140249571
Stallions are easily going to be the USFL rep for the UFL superbowl. Still pretty competitive in the XFL division, though that DC Defenders loss hurts. Still 6 games to go so not too bad, though if both Battlehawks and Brahmas win next week while DC loses again, its going to start to become extremely rocky for them. There's only 10 games in the season, every win matters, and every loss hurts massively.';

'>>140249860
Next week is an all-conference week so there could be a massive swing in the XFL. Wouldn't be shocked if DC and Arlington both win. Michigan @ Memphis is going to be a probably dull but important game. Birmingham should beat Houston by 30.';

'>>140249457
What the hell is even that';

'>>140249571
Roughies 7-3 comeback starts tomorrow';

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'I would've watched this league if nba/nhl playoffs weren't happening.';

'Okay, I am back in my hotel room after the unfortunate Fendies loss. I saw Coach Barlow, Fred Kaiss, Matt McCrane, and a handful of other players in the lobby this morning and met Kaiss’s wife during the rain delay. Nice lady, but she didn’t really give a fuck about football, lol. Atmosphere was very fun after the game resumed and dare I say it, Birmingham actually has soul. I was standing a few yards away from the shirtless hooligans and they were pretty good-natured, if a little annoying.';

'>>140250646
And Gregg Williams wasnt there because he was just fired, right?';

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'>>140250646
Based. You should've joined them and taken your shirt off too, they were on the TV multiple times. The cameras love them';

'>>140250499
>willingly watching the NBA
Gay';

'>>140233695
>kek the guy that drank beer through his bird mask last year was in that last crowd shot with the beer can in his mouth';

'>>140250817
this';

'>God would not allow the double header last night
Jesus saves again';

'>>140261042
Jesus better get the Zeus recharged for next weekend, because Saturday night is another double header.
It's a rough pair too: 3-1 Brahmas and 4-0 Stallions against the contestants of today's Toilet Bowl.';

'>>140261153
They are both outdoor games at least';

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'>>140264667
shitty looped version of that guy's head shaking';

'>>140264667
>>140264706';

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'Toiletbowl in 1 hour

I'm expecting absolutely nothing from these two teams';

'>>140267329
One of the OL was talking shit saying "My HS louder than this!" on Xitter. lmao';

'>>140267452
my roughnecks and the under will win and theres nothing anybody can do to stop it';

'>>140267548
I look forward to an 8-6 slopdown';

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'>>140268487
>Takes out Cookus
>Takes out Feeney
The man can't be stopped';

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'>>140269440
So I was at the game, were there any good DeFilippouts this time? Or has he just resigned himself?';

'come relax with me in Texas Toiletbowl game thread >>140269474';

'>>140269497
the only thing i remember him doing this game was him racing down the sideline to scream at a reffie for a time out';

'>>140245495
>Do you have a pic of Etling's "PAIN" close-up during the foomble?';

'>>140269654
KEK';

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'Got back from church and just turned on the TV. How's the Toilet Bowl been going? Did I miss anything kino?';

'>>140271130
theres been multiple turnovers. Renegades still leading 3-0';

'>>140271052
hahahaha';

'>>140271130
brother it's been the worst game of the week. you hardly missed a thing.';

'>>140271169
Thanks for the update.

>>140271193
I felt like it could be the worst one, but I'm going to hold out that it's going to eventually get to meme levels of bad.';

'>>140271052
iconic';

'>>140271392
It's arguably already there. Two just awful turnovers, back to back batted passes at the goal line, everyone just looks bad. You can hear individual conversations in the stands.';

'>>140264706';

'>>140271775
gold';

'>>140271775
looks like its stuttering. lemme reopen my original webm and fix it for you';

'Is there already a UFL (United Football League) team that is already living under the shadow of a more successful, more winning, more beloved and more storied Major League Soccer team?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Football_League_(2024)#Teams

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer#League_championships';

'>>140273191
Thanks. Honestly I barely know how to make a gif, so I'll take all the help I can get.';

'>>140273565
here you go';

'>>140273565
>>140273777
cropped webm version if you want it';

'>>140172656
Sup, Bros , won't be making a thread today but if You wanna watch mexi ball heres the link

https://www.youtube.com/live/lnORXoLFNmQ?si=YO5MWUbu12fNFX4L';

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'Imagine being a Renegays fan. Getting embarrassed in the Toilet Bowl.';

'win #1 of the 7 game win streak';

'>>140277283
lel';

'Thank fuck that is over';

'>>140277283
>>140277546
get your laughs in while you can
we'll see you in the championship';

'lol';

'Week 4 finished. How is (YOU)R team doing? Still got a chance? Or have you abandoned hope?

Next week is the halfway point of the season. Time flies so fast.';

'>>140277825
Honestly shocked at how close playoffs are. Barring a Birmingham collapse, spot #2 on the USFL side is wide open still. And Hawks/Brahmas/DC is still in the mix for XFL. I don't think Renegades can afford to lose any more games though.';

'>>140277283';

'>>140277825
we have (1) win with 6 more on the way';

'>>140277825
>Necks
>botes
>gays
And you're telling me they shut down the Seattle Sea Dragons and LA Wildcats for THAT?';

'>>140278134
I didn't get to watch in 2020 but yeah Seattle is a real loss. Would happily trade a TX team for them';

'>>140278651
they were bad offensively in 2020 but were still entertaining to watch because of Zorn's behavior on the sideline';

'Let Stoops go and have Luis Perez just be a player/coach';

'>>140278869
hire Buckley and Woodson and make them co-HCs';

'>said on twitter he wants to come back
Hire him. He'll be a straight up upgrade over half of the current QBs in the league';

'Funny how the Gades went from improving once they got Perez at the end of the regular season, to winning the championship, to 0-4.';

'>>140279155
i don't remember their defense being this bad last season';

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'>>140279230
defense and o-line are garbage';

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'>>140279230
It was pretty bad, they just played some awful competition';

'Any other league bros here? Just got told I shouldn't expect to get paid again this month. Is my manager just messing with me?';

'>>140282079
I had to have a private meeting with Danny before i got paid, though i got a lot more than the 5k they owed me...';

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'>>140283729
The gift that keeps on giving. God XFL2020 had such soul.';

'>>140283729
kek diapies';

'>>140283946
hope my roughnecks pick reggie back up at some time during the season. he was one of the guys they released when trimming the rosters down to 58 players';

'>>140277825
Best offense in the league. Shame about the defense. Expect to lose 1-2 more games but hopefully win it all.';

'>>140282079
Unironically one of the bigger Madden discords has a mod that works for the UFL and he was on tonight talking about the league. I missed the first 20 minutes or so he was on but this is what I remember from after I joined the voice channel, and others filled me in once he left.

The real TV viewers for STL games are 300k, and every other game is just under 100k. The league and sponsors were "fine" with these, until a zoomer that's part of their social media team made a comment in a call saying he found it funny that his girlfriend easily gets 500k views per video on tiktok and is single-handedly beating the UFL in TV ratings by doing try-on hauls. This supposedly sent league admin (and sponsors!) down quite the rabbit hole, with sponsors wondering why the fuck they're funding a sports league when you can reach a wider audience for cheaper on Tiktok.

A survey conducted before the season started revealed that Americans actively hate spring football (when the survey was conducted, UFL hadn't been announced yet) and not only do they go out of their way not to watch it, they are cheering for it to fail. The NFL is such an established cultural phenomenon that any attempts to usurp it or try something new are treated by the public with genuine anger, not apathy. It's basically on the level of the WNBA where Americans want it to implode as a giant "fuck you, I told you so."

Good players don't actually want to play in spring leagues because they typically use the spring to rest and train for the upcoming NFL camps/season. It's not like basketball where the G-League serves a very real purpose; every play in American football risks a season-ending or career-ending injury due to the violence so it's not worth playing unless there is an NFL crest on your chest.

There's more I just didn't wanna hit the char limit.';

'>>140288105
cont.

There were all kinds of plans to push Perez as the face of the league (King of Spring), but very quickly reality set in and pretty much everyone has realized the whole league is full of unpredictable, shitty players. They're going to pivot away from promoting key players to just showing random highlights and stressing the randomness of the games.

There are several levels of contingency plans regarding team relocation or expansion. It's not a matter of "here are 4 cities we'd like to expand to" or "Seattle is coming back next season."

There are also some truly weird models on the drawing board (think sponsored teams like Nascar). Imagine the Arlington Renegades get renamed to Team Progressive and the players have to do a one line ad-read about car insurance during their sideline interviews kinda like Nascar drivers after a race. The sponsors would also pay bonuses on top of the league salary if the team won.

The combination of few fans and high quality on-field mics are a pretty grave concern because the players literally can't stop screaming racial slurs after every single play. Fox is particularly worried because during their Nascar coverage they constantly harp about Kyle Larson's n-bomb incident from a few years ago that got him banned for a year, but then the uneducated nogs are screaming it every fifteen seconds without repercussions in their football league just an hour later. They are really worried about sponsors connecting those dots and questioning why these players aren't also banned, to which they really have no justification beyond explaining that black folk have an n-word pass. There is an entire presentation deck on how the league and its' media partners should handle this topic when it arises kek.';

'>>140288344
>There are also some truly weird models on the drawing board (think sponsored teams like Nascar). Imagine the Arlington Renegades get renamed to Team Progressive and the players have to do a one line ad-read about car insurance during their sideline interviews kinda like Nascar drivers after a race. The sponsors would also pay bonuses on top of the league salary if the team won.

So this might ironically be the model they go with next year. There have been a few sponsored teams in recent memory so it's not unheard of.

>LA Kiss [Arena Football]
>Miami Hooters [Arena Football]
>New York Red Bulls [Major League Soccer]

The difference is supposedly "the city" wouldn't even be part of the team's identity, it would just be "Team Red Bull," "Team Walmart", etc.

My best guess is that the league keeps Arlington, DC, St. Louis, and San Antonio in one division. The other division becomes the corporate teams, who perpetually play road games and are based out of Arlington. This would allow STL to have 6 home games instead of 4 next season.';

'>>140288105
>The real TV viewers for STL games are 300k, and every other game is just under 100k. The league and sponsors were "fine" with these, until a zoomer that's part of their social media team made a comment in a call saying he found it funny that his girlfriend easily gets 500k views per video on tiktok and is single-handedly beating the UFL in TV ratings by doing try-on hauls.
this sounds like bullshit but I believe it';

'>>140288344
>There are also some truly weird models on the drawing board (think sponsored teams like Nascar). Imagine the Arlington Renegades get renamed to Team Progressive and the players have to do a one line ad-read about car insurance during their sideline interviews kinda like Nascar drivers after a race. The sponsors would also pay bonuses on top of the league salary if the team won.
that would be meme worthy but absolutely horrible. People aren’t gonna continue to tune in to watch Team Hungry Man TV Dinner.';

'Why are you entertaining leaf bullshit?';

'>>140290705
This.';

'>>140290264
Why should I care less about the Hungry Man Dinners than the San Antonio Dwayne Johnsons or the Memphis Showboats?';

'>>140290705
Keeps the thread alive.';

'>>140283729
lmao';

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'>open thread
>remember I have to pick my Hawks shirt up from the post office';

'>>140292220
Are they not reporting the numbers some weeks?';

'The S fits me perfectly.';

'>>140292992
They didn't announce the numbers this week at the game I was at, but it was otherwise still reported, just not to the home crowd. Those are all the numbers, 4 games every week.';

'>>140292992
There's no numbers to report for teams that don't play at home.';

'>>140290264';

'>>140293099
Nobody watches that game though.';

'>>140293095
Doh. Dont mind me, I’m stupid.';

'>>140293024
Manlet';

'I have no idea what the fuck happened with attendance last week, but we're back to not awful levels as the Gades host the Brahmas.';

'>>140295471
That courtesy does not extend to all teams, apparently. Nex are still dire.';

'>>140295471
>>140295493
Possibly the only real rivalry game in the UFL, DC is showing out for this one. They might have to open more seats.';

'>>140295471
>>140295493
>>140295514
And rounding it out is the dilapidated egg that is Memphis. Shockingly this still might be their best attendance.';

'>>140288105
>>140288344
>>140288418
Love the schizoposting, you're the best leaf.';

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'>>140297522
he’s really careless with the ball but I miss him as well';

'>>140297846
He'd be the 2nd best QB in the league if he came back. Would make someone like the Panthers legitimately dangerous.';

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'>>140297522
I thought he was the best qb in the XFL last year. He had to force things because his team was so bad compared to DC+STL but he still made it work';

'>>140299393
He had Gordon, Pearson, and Martavis Bryant. Lets not pretend like he was throwing to scrubs.';

'>>140299393
lol what? he had good receivers and a pretty good defense. he forced a lot of passes because hes a gunslinger. its just who he is';

'>>140297936
yup';

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'JOKE LEAGUE
Mic drop,
I'm out-';

'>>140302165
JUCO Allstar, dont leave...';

'>>140302165
I promise I'll stop being an ass kisser if you come back.';

'lmao

>The XFL (now UFL) has no fines for late hits.
>Every player on the team gets a bonus for winning the game.
>The easiest way to do that, is to kill the opposing team's starting QB

League-wide, sanctioned bountygate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHejJnNHCKE';

'>>140303196
>"come play in our spring developmental league guys!"
>"also, everyone is trying to give each other career ending injuries on every play for an extra $1000."';

'>>140303282
nobody is going crazy for an extra $1000, leaf';

'>>140303196
What would a fine even look like? A late hit is an 11k fine in the NFL, minimum yearly salary is 750k. So that's 62,500 a month, an 11k fine is 17% of their monthly pay. So for these guys that's what, a few hundred dollars? If that?';

'lol';

'>>140303896
Haha imagine her doing that but she stops at your penis haha wouldn't that be weird';

'>>140303590
fr';

'Comparing UFL to 23 XFL and USFL stats with "on pace for" arguments because I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
>Passing TDs
McCarron is on pace for 20 TDs, which would be less than 23 XFL, and would match 23 USFL.
>Passing yards
Perez is on pace for 2200 yards, way under both Ben DiNucci(2671) and McLeod Bethel-Thompson(2433)
>Rush yards
Jacob Saylors leads the league in YPG, with his numbers as they are now he would be at about 515 yards, a good bit below Wes Hills(679) and Abram Smith(788).
>Rush TDs
EJ Perry is averaging 1 per game, but assuming he can't go Ricky Person should end the year around 9 or 10. Less than Mark Thompson(14) but more than Abram/Deveon Smith(7)
>Receiving Yards
Marcus Simms at this rate should be around 700 yards by EOY, putting him ahead of Jahcour Pearson(670) and Corey Coleman(669)
>Receiving TDs
Vinny Papale, Marcus Simms, and Marcell Ateman are all at 3 in 4 games, but I'll just say Simms here because Ateman hasn't scored in weeks and Papale is in a terrible situation. Lets say he ends up with 9, that's more than Jace Sternberger(7) and less than Hakeem Butler(10)
>Sacks
Carlos Davis is a machine, on pace to hit ~14 sacks this year, more than Breeland Speaks(9) and Trent Harris(9.5) last year
>INT
Kai Nacua is getting one every other game, so we'll put him at 5 on the year. That would be more than Mark Gilbert(4) and tied with Ajene Harris(5)';

'>>140292220
lel Gaydes fans gave up';

'>>140304584
that would be so embarrassing haha';

'>>140308354
>Perez is on pace for 2200 yards, way under both Ben DiNucci(2671) and McLeod Bethel-Thompson(2433)
Renegades are gonna bench Perez out of desperation at some point during the season even though it doesn’t look like he’s been the problem in Renegades’ 4 losses';

'>>140312404
Probably, but nobody else is matching his numbers so far. Dormady would be way ahead but he's only got 1 game.';

'>>140312670
How many yards did Garbers have in the first 3 games?';

'>>140313647
586, just under 200 YPG';

'Ratings are in, Battlehawks streak of being most watched continues
>Saturday April 20
St.Louis-Memphis: (ABC): 954,000
Birmingham-D.C/San Antonio-Michigan: (FOX): 951,000
>Sunday April 21
Arlington-Houston: (FS1): 243,000';

'>>140315525
>951k
Between both gamesm kek';

'>>140315620
Really just 1.5 games, with the Birmingham/DC game being moved to FS1.';

'>>140315525
Divide the numbers by 3 for the real ratings.';

'Average UFL game is 110 plays total, average NFL game is 153 plays, average CFB game is 180 plays.Fastest team in the league is Birmingham, averaging 61 plays per game. Slowest is Houston, averaging 49.75.';

'>>140318294
Yet it still feels like these games take forever';

'>>140315525
For a little context on these, both Saturday games were top 10, but lost to NBA Countdown, Nascar, and every NBA playoff game. They did beat both NHL playoff games on TBS. The sunday game on FS1 beat basically nothing, but was FS1s highest rated programming that day, beating out Nascar Raceday Talladega and Bassmaster fishing.';

'>>140320908
>but was FS1s highest rated programming that day
lol hell yeah';

'>>140321626
FS1 really does do just garbage numbers unless it's MLB playoffs.';

'>>140322145
they dont get good numbers for college football?';

'>>140322163
Highest ratings I found for FS1 last year college handegg is Nebraska @ OK State hitting 1.3 million. Most of those games run somewhere around 600k-1M. AKA absolute DOGSHIT for college football.';

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'>>140323163
That's what this league needs more of, deep shot chuck n fuck offense. Drives me crazy how many fucking screens the Battlehawks throw. "Oh but they're playing 2 deep!" I don't give a fuck nigger just throw the damn ball.';

'>>140323196
>That's what this league needs more of, deep shot chuck n fuck offense.
i agree. we'd probably see more of it if more of the teams had better o-line play. guys like Perry and Cookus barely have time to get off any passes at all it seems';

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'>>140323482
Perry has time he's just a retard who can't throw. Cookus is unfortunate though. He was always a dude who hung onto the ball too long, but those dudes were just turnstiles.';

'There should be promotion and relegation between NFL and UFL';

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'>>140323944
If a UFL team got even a single win against an NFL team it would be one of the biggest upsets of all time.';

'>>140324187
if there was promotion and relegation, there wouldn't be "NFL teams" and "UFL teams"';

'>>140324205
Yes there would. Lets say the Carolina Panthers go down and the Birmingham Stallions go up. The Panthers aren't getting rid of their players so they'll dominate the 2nd league, and the Stallions won't be able to replace every single player on their roster, so they'll lose every game.';

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>mfw i have 3 time outs';

'>>140323781
He's thinkin bout them eggs';

'>>140325190
No waffles?!';

'https://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/wrestling-news/reality-of-wrestling-ufls-houston-roughnecks-announce-row-live-this-saturday
Booker T's wrestling school is teaming up with the Roughnecks. Unironically based.';

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'As a New york Giants fan, I am excited for the NFL drafts. it a life changing night not only for the players but for the fans of the franchises. Funny how UFL will never expirence that, you guys are too busy drawing furry porn and bird porn.

The NFL plays a big part in my life and my families. My Mom and I are going to get matching New York Giants tattoos. Funny how you can never see anyone with a UFL tattoo lol not real football

My entire family is gonna get together tomorrow and watch the NFL draft.
You UFL scumbags just sid in you moms basement and watch furry porn.
NFL is real football';

'>>140333019
What's the new tattoo, bud? Is it Danny Dimes?';

'>>140330410
lol';

'Sounds like they're renovating Choctaw, making a lot of the concourse into storefronts.';

'>Darryl Johnston STILL doubling down on his kickoff
I hate this nigger so much. At least he's acknowledging they did 0 marketing.';

'More IR shit: Scooby Wright retires after neck injury, Stallions punter to IR, Battlehawks bring in Steven Mitchell, he of special teams blocking fame on the fake punt last year.';

'>>140337212
https://www.localmemphis.com/video/sports/local-sports/daryl-johnston-details-bringing-the-showboats-to-memphis/522-ef0a8b38-1e58-470f-be5b-0f7a1269e07b
Reading between the lines it sounds like they're trying to sell the Botes to FedEx.';

'>>140339054
Damn. I really liked Wright when he was at Arizona';

'>>140333019
based gnats enjoyer';

'>>140342764
g-gnats? what the frick!?';

'THIS IS CARL OF AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, AND THIS IS MY STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK! The UFL season is in full swing and you know what that means, empty stadiums and $2 beers. No team hits those highs more than the Houston Roughnecks. Coach Skip Holtz is comin to town, and like his senile old father, he's gonna spit all over the place and weird everyone out. This 2 QB system is gonna end up with Matt Corral cryin to mommy again and leaving in the middle of the week, and Adrian Martinez is gonna do his best Danny Dimes impression and fumble the ball all over again. Houston was the last team to beat the Stallions and they did it thanks to the sheer weed infused determination of All USFL Runningback Mark Thompson. Thompson came back for the Roughnecks last week and ran all over Arlington....you know for 34 yards. But that was just his first game back, and CJ Johnson is gonna use all the knowhow he got from being with the Saints to pull this one out. That's why the Houston Roughnecks are Carl's STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK';

'I don't like the Brahmas. Being named after the rock is fucking soulless. That fucker isn't even from Texas. If the UFL wants me to care the Alamo city needs a team with a better name.
I SUBMIT THE FOLLOWING FOR CONSIDERATION:
>Alamo related
Rebels
Defenders
Gunners
Garrison
>Mexican/Border culture
Narcos
Coyotes
Troubadours/Trovadores
Vaqueros (Lul fuck the Cowsois)
>Air Force
Airmen
Flyboys
Fighters
Vipers
>Other
Coyotes (The animal)
Mocking Birds';

'>>140345347
>Defenders
i dont think it would be a good idea for 2/8 of the UFL teams to be named the Defenders';

'>>140345471
Since when has anyone Defended DC? Civil War doesn't count since no one attacked it.';

'>>140345628
1812?';

'Order came today :-)';

'>>140349465
>Naming your team after a nothing burger sibling squabble from 200 years ago
Oddly soulful';

'>>140350477
Just in time for the qb to be put on ir';

'>>140350574
lel';

'>>140344507
You’re joking but It could happen. The FREAKIN 0-6 Guardians handed the undefeated Defenders their only loss of the regular season last year. I’m not very optimistic though lol';

'>>140345347
Cotoyes would be weird since the Spurs already use that for a mascot';

'>>140355396
Only partially joking. I'm legit curious how this goes since nobody has been able to run on the Ponies.';

'>>140356540
My roughnecks are gonna have to win it with meme plays like deflected INTs for TDs and Martinez turnovers. I have a feeling they won’t get anywhere with the run game';

'>>140356540
Stallions are beatable';

'>>140290264
>He doesn't recognize the kino of corporate sponsored sports teams
Not that anything we get could be as soulful as the Nippon Ham Fighters or the numerous DQ Blizzard hockey teams but it would be great to watch them try';

'>>140362850
For me it's IBM Big Blue';

'>>140345347
Vaqueros is actually pretty sovl, but I almost feel like they should be further south for that. There's probably no where to play but make 'em the Rio Grande /Rio Grande Valley Vaqueros.';

'Is the UFL gonna have a draft at some point?';

'>>140364598
I know the USFL had a draft and the XFL planned a draft before the merger, so probably. They just need to do themselves a favor and pick from the previous years rookies. So the UDFAs of 2024 should be UFL draftees. If you try to draft a guy this year, say someone like Rocky Lombardi or Frank Gore Jr, you run the risk of them laughing at you publicly and saying "I'll never play for that league" like the USFL had happen when the Stallions drafted Malik Cunningham.';

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'>>140367059
I want to blame Corral for this but it looks like 81 doesn't know what the play is.';

'>>140367630
yeah he ran right into the hand off lol';

'/nfl/ going wild. Michael Penix, wow.';

'>>140370118
yeah i saw. falcons just paid a shitload of money for a FA QB too lol';

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'Honestly XFL should have let USFL fucking drown, I hate looking at USFL teams';

'>>140372376
Have to agree. The USFL side brings nothing to the table aside from 2 good locations. They haven't shown up for any fucking games, but Birmingham and Memphis both absolutely work for spring football locations.';

'>>140223633
>>140225232
>>140234280
kino';

'>>140372376
the only good thing about the USFL is the TV deal it had';

'>>140373487
Wasn't even that good, the 2020 XFL I feel like had a better deal.';

'>>140372376
fr fr ong';

'>>140372376
Yup. The USFL side has been severely disappointing. I genuinely don't understand why XFL sacrificed half of it's team just to merge with them. XFL was kicking USFL's asses in just about every category. There is zero reason to be playing at these USFL stadiums that cannot even get over 9,000 people in the seats';

'>>140380405
>XFL was kicking USFL's asses in just about every category.
Except sponsorships. Nobody would advertise with the XFL';

'>>140380405
they should have just kept all the XFL teams and coaching staffs besides Vegas, replace the Vipers with the Stallions and let the remaining XFL teams draft the from the pool of players from the 7 discontinued USFL teams. Keep the XFL rules from 2023';

'Attendance autism, get your hot fresh attendance autism';

'as much heat as the USFL is getting in this thread, i do find XFL vs USFL games somehow more exciting
not as excited with this week's games because of the intra-conference nature';

'>>140386934
Man this is the one week we've got an actual rivalry game. DC vs STL is gonna be a chimpout.';

'lmao, watching a podcast, Ric Serritella is on bitching about the management and confirms that the USFL is in charge of the league and they're bungling everything.';

'>>140387155
The league was better with McMahon and Luck in charge. Thanks a lot, China.';

'>>140387475
Yeah, having an actual plan, marketing, actually going through with innovation. It's crazy what doing the basics will lead to.';

'>>140363265
Eh. Valley Vaqueros got some nice alliteration. I don't think it's a big enough market down there desu.';

'Week 4 TOTW
https://www.pff.com/news/ufl-week-4-pff-team-of-the-week-player-awards-2024';

'MY ROUGHIES(Gamblers) FUCKIN WON A GAME
I'm so proud they found a way to sacrifice enough players.';

'>>140390298
lol';

'>>140390298
They better fuckin do it again, why else would I watch these shit tier Saturday games over /box/?';

'>>140390298
>>140390507
We got enough towels for 7 straight wins';

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'>soon these will mandatory in the NFL
KWAB';

'Da chef got benched';

'>>140393982
Because of injury?';

'>>140394316
Unclear, probably just a shakeup';

'i lost power in the middle of uploading webms lol';

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>>140400413
i wonder if anyone got a good photo of that right when the sweat just explodes.';

'>>140400750
That would imply the UFL allows reporters. It's shockingly hard to get credentials for this league.';

'>>140400872
why is that? wouldn't it benifet the league more to let people do that sort of stuff?';

'>>140400923
Yeah you'd think. My headcanon is they only want "legitimate" places talking about them but no legitimate sports journalist gives a fuck. They're too busy with everything else going on.';

'>>140400750
i wouldnt be surprised if the UFL put it in their weekly highlight reals';

'>>140401034
nice';

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>>140406793
Feels like this is our first unit of the year';

'Since it's not actually in the general figure I'll post week 5 schedule. Next gen probably good idea to post 6 and 7.

>Week 5
4/27: SA @ ARL - 7:00 ET, FOX
4/27: BMH @ HOU - 7:00 ET, FOX
4/28: STL @ DC - 12:00 ET, ESPN
4/28: MI @ MEM - 3:00 ET, FOX';

'>>140408924
i wanna say the showboats and renegades had some that i never bothered to screenshot';

'>>140410809
also these brahmas fans have been in several of the crowd shots this year but they weren't doing anything worth making a webm or taking a screenshot of';

'>>140411001
>>140406793
Pathetic';

'>>140411299
hard to top that guy';

'>>140411471
Only one who could is this guy >>140197070';

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'>>140412752
pussy sport';

'>>140412752
Horseshit call.';

'>>140274246
>"Live" Pereira Reaction';

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'>>140413291
I hate this motherfucker like you wouldn't believe.';

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'>>140406672
lmfao @ the centers reaction';

'So which game are we watching';

'>>140415614
my region will get the Stallions @ Roughnecks game so i'll be watching that one';

'>>140415614
Everywhere is getting that game, except ABQ, Austin, Dallas, OKC, Sacramento, San Antonio, and San Francisco.';

'>>140415892
meant for >>140415833';

'Going to see my gades after the rags game is done';

'Gades fans we’re already tailgating when we arrived!';

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>>140416965
Based. Hopefully better attendance and result than 2 weeks ago.';

'>no midafternoon game
>two 7 PM games
gay as fuck, these doubleheaders will kill the league.';

'>>140421291
pretty sure after tonight theres only one more doubleheader in week nine. Both the Defenders vs Showboats and Panthers vs Roughnecks games will be broadcast at the same time on Sunday';

'>>140421291
Blame the draft';

'think they should start earlier next season like the xfl did last season?';

'>>140421433
You are correct. Also only 6 cable games left, and 0 FS1 games.';

'>>140421583
that should help viewership';

'>>140417895
>make great play
>die
>"QUICK GET THE TOWELS!"';

'>>140418588
Arrived

Game 2 of the 2 game challenge. Gonna watch me nanas later';

'>>140421513
no, starting later was one of the better choices, theoretically it means more asses in seats because the weather's nicer.
that hasn't actually shaken out, but it makes for nice broadcast footage.';

'Did the UFL finally invite a high school team?';

'Figured out the ID of the bud that I saw earlier. They’re Okies!';

'Attendance is bad bros…

UFL I’m in right field if you want me to help sell tickets next season!';

'>>140422280
The bus I saw';

'>>140422429
Good distance

UFL…. We gotta get that rural outreach bros.';

'Brahmas vs Renegades and Stallions vs Roughnecks doubleheader game thread >>140422465';

'Fat boy looks like he's a master of sexual assault';

'>>140424811
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'>>140172656
Sup bros, couldnt make the thread on time so heres the mexiball links, theres 2 games at 7pm and 2 at 8pm

>Mexicas @ Fundidores
https://www.youtube.com/live/1sRcq5EqYv8?si=ZNxfCI4JZOW6rBbe

>Caudillos @ gallos negros
https://www.youtube.com/live/H3gfZTWQ8ao?si=vGl04GKdkNDwsqxG

>Reyes @ Dinos
https://www.youtube.com/live/EUqyVLVpmyY?si=mkd4D8HCjLGI1GR0

>Jefes @ galgos
https://www.youtube.com/live/s3AGTun9MnY?si=iSRO-DGLK6AkdNYV';

'can we please fire CJ Johnson? I've seen enough from him';

'>Roughies
>Gaydes

Big Yikes';

'>>140429009
He's so bad. At least the >black coaches last year were funny';

'>>140431084
his voice makes me laugh every time they activate his live mic but he not really all that entertaining on the sidelines';

'>>140428931
>PEREZ CRYING';

'My Defendies :)';

'GameDay bitches. Go birds';

'panthies!';

'>First player in the UFL to pass 1,000+ passing yards
>still 0-5
kek';

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