import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/tg/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 92610291;
String image = '1714049355797285.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)08:49:15';
String comment = 'Elf salve, wat do?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92610302 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:50:52') {

'fuck skub';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92610308 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:51:48') {

'skub fuck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92610320 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:52:30') {

'>>92610302
>>92610308
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with skub, and I'm sick of you retards saying otherwise'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92610323 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:52:53') {

'fub skuck';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92610329 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:53:36') {

'>>92610291
Salve!
Have you heard that the praetorian guard auctioned off the imperial dignity to the usurper Diddius Julianus after mudering our beloved Augustus P. Helvius Pertinax?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92610336 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:54:45') {

'>>92610291
>Elf salve

Apply twice daily for eternal youth'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92610353 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:57:11') {

'>>92610291
Look, that tradition died for a REASON and you trying to bring it back is gross, nasty, evil, and most of all... you know what I'm too mad to articulate why you're wrong so I'm just gonna punch you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92610407 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:03:48'  && image=='fvee.jpg') {

'>>92610353
>WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
>*weeps*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92611573 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:38:50'  && image=='1714055573048968.jpg') {

'>Catholic Confirmation
Yes, please.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92611671 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:50:29') {

'>>92610320
lynch the knife ear!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92612756 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:07:11') {

'>>92610336
That would mean I would have to do it two times more than infinite days, and frankly I don't feel like doing a super task.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92612765 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:07:39') {

'huh, skub.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92612799 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:10:59') {

'>>92612765
...no opinion on it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92612878 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:21:20'  && image=='neutralian.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92613032 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:41:25') {

'oh 1d4chan is back up, nice.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92613057 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:43:48') {

'>>92610291
skub sisters... our response?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92613327 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:16:04') {

'>>92611671
Try it, ya pint sized mutt!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92613955 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:13:53') {

'>>92610291
Elf Salve? Doesn't it let you see through Faerie Glamour/Illusion when applied to the eyelids or something.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92616865 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:46:29') {

'These threads are no longer shoot on site?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92618370 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:29:50') {

'Go Skub yourself.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92618412 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:42:23') {

'>>92610320
literally fucking kill yourself you skub-loving faggot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92618427 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:45:57') {

'>>92612878
Fence shitters are the worst of all.
Almost as bad as skub fuckers.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92618435 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:46:57') {

'>>92613032
Fuck you, you got my hopes up'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92618477 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:53:21') {

'>>92610291
Put it on some elves. Help them feel good. Maybe rub it in a bit.
>>92610320
Stop shilling Skub! Why doe everyone keep shilling Skub!?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92618626 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:25:14'  && image=='1544080324000.jpg') {

'>>92612878
Death to fence sitters and death to skub enjoyers. Especially because of the "secret" ingredient they recently found in it. Explains all those missing goblinoids.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92618641 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:28:01') {

'>>92618626
Live, laugh, skub.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92618994 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:48:24') {

'>>92618626
>Explains all those missing goblinoids.
What are you? Some king of goblin lover? You love goblin?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92619147 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:30:42') {

'>>92618994
>implying implications
You skub lovers paint anti-skub people with a huge brush!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92619185 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:40:31') {

'>>92619147
Well maybe if skub lovers weren't such fat fucks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92619279 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)05:04:04') {

'>>92610291
Apply directly to the forehead.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92619426 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)05:42:16') {

'>>92619147
At least we paint using brushes, not like you finger painting anti-skubbers!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92619454 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)05:48:53') {

'>the year is 2000+12*2
>there are still anti-skub subhumans
ishygddt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92619479 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)05:55:20') {

'I, for one, am anti-skub.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92620560 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:05:10') {

'>>92619454
Skub killed my mother.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92620611 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:11:27'  && image=='skub.webm') {

'>>92610291
This'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92622717 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:22:04') {

'>>92620560
skub gave my mom her life back'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92622743 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:26:51') {

'>>92620560
Maybe she deserved it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92623058 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:09:14') {

'>>92613032
>>92618435
website is being rehosted as 1d6chan

an uneditable archive of 1d4chan is hosted as 2d4chan.

Have fun.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92624230 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:20:43') {

'Elf skub is a guy who can't get no love from me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92624414 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:37:55') {

'>>92620560
Skub WAS my mother.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92624571 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:51:59'  && image=='1714164659189.jpg') {

'>>92611573
The Catholic Church has condemned skub for centuries, with good reason I might add.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92629375 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)03:22:55') {

'>>92624571
>They still haven't heard about theisis of master Martin Skubster
NGMI'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92629604 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:16:33') {

'>>92623058
Why the fuck has 1d4chan always been on the fritz?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92633223 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:39:11') {

'>>92629604
It isn't, but the guy who owns the server/handles hosting just isn't always online. so if the server goes down, it stays down until he decides to check on it.

This most recent outage he has been silent for longer then usual, so there is a non-zero chance he is gone for good. RIP'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92633527 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:18:41'  && image=='what do.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92633547 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:20:11') {

'>>92610291
put my dick in it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92634349 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:44:10') {

'>>92633527
>Spanish were enslaved before starting the Age of Discovery
Reconquista and colonialism when?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92636442 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:11:38') {

'>>92610291
I do not endorse nor condemn the use of skub'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92636536 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:21:09') {

'The Cream by David Firth

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0UgiJPnwtQU'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92637309 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:01:57') {

'>>92610291
Skub is fucking great, and anyone who says otherwise can fuck themselves.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92637337 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:04:51') {

'>>92612878
What drives a man to turn centrist? Lust for money? Power?
Or were you just born with a heart right in the middle of your chest.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92637343 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:05:53') {

'>>92616865
The Mods have abandoned us.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92638671 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)02:11:47') {

'>>92624571
Imagine taking skub related advice by some corrupt guy in a fancy hat'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92642151 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)13:05:52') {

'>>92610291
I sniff the skub.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92642166 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)13:08:06') {

'>>92610291
Use it as anal lube on OP'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92642246 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)13:17:05'  && image=='DYCJENgWsAEfY_d.jpg') {

'>>92610291
>the elves made skub
It finally all comes together.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92642541 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)13:50:52'  && image=='785.jpg') {

'>>92618994
What's not to love?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92642703 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)14:08:55'  && image=='AdMech Space Pope.jpg') {

'>>92624571
>>92638671
Wait I thought the current pope was the cool pope, is he really still anti-skub?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92645120 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:20:20') {

'>>92642246
>he doesn't gatekeep by making only one dwarf a mentally ill elf hater
Hatred of elves is inherently Plebbit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92649328 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:02:16') {

'>>92642541
Nothing as long as they arent mind goblins'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92655706 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:59:44') {

'>>92624571
The CC has condemned skub that isn't elvish skub.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92662830 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)14:01:40') {

'>There are unironic anti-skubbers in this thread
Sad!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92663112 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)14:32:32') {

'>>92637343
Not true, but the only police things that would trigger online sjws. Low quality threads are A-ok'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92667722 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:53:16') {

'>>92623058
>1d6chan
Public Reminder it's run by a faggot who astroturfed his site for a while, censored it, and refused to provide any of the shit he erased until 2d4chan.org came back online:
self-admitted censorship: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92052290/
comparison: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92056354/#q92082544

An anon made an archive of the stuff he tried to get rid of too:
https://files.catbox.moe/mdvx9t.7z'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92674053 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)16:15:28') {

'>>92610320
Careful! Someone who can ban you hates elvish skub.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92675527 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:01:01'  && image=='1633601362911.jpg') {

'Imagine being a weak willed basedboy beta bitch and having a problem with Skub.
Skub literally saved the world'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92676738 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)22:12:10'  && image=='1714604461956120.jpg') {

'>>92675527
You posted the wrong image by accident.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==92676973 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)22:50:04') {

'>>92610291
>>92610329
>>92610336
>>92613955
Brainlets, it's pronounced "elf saav."'
;

}

}
}