'>local GW redshirt such a chill dude he gave me a few 25mm bases off the store's bit boxes when I asked even though I didn't buy anything
Hobomaxxing over here';

'>>92620981
GW stores have bitz boxes? damn we have to sign up for the monthly model, it is first came first served and half of the 30-40 they have are always gone, even if you walk in the with the clerks at the opening of the store. Must be very nice to have stores with bitz boxes.';

'>It's le funny!';

'>>92620916
I have around a dozen write ups of various matches in my crusade series. All fluffed out of course.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19gJAXaA9-VaOLDujcWSrsKbxWyjoBWx7dWr-6RG8gbc/edit';

'>>92620993
It's a good store, it's way too small for the amount of nerds that camp in it, but the last two of three managers have been the nicest guys you'll ever meet';

'>>92620981
Now if you have sand and PVA glue you have some bases to test basing schemes on!
Surprisingly it is easy to get PVA glued on sand off of a base with a hobby knife.';

'>>92621006
Enjoy your nerfed to shit unplayable army';

'>>92621013
>implying females characters won't be stronger, have better abilities, and girlboss their way to primacy over dumb arrogant male counterparts';

'>>92621006
Do you think the female Custodes are fluffers for the Emperor';

'>>92621009
I needed them for my old chink raptors because the vagina bases don't leave enough room for my big ass 10x2mm neodymium magnets.
I'll use some epoxy as consolidation instead.';

'>>92621026
They're just better custodes that aren't into the bigotry and blind hatred of the religiously insane imperium.';

'>Sallyman posts a thread related statement with plenty of OC
>Polfags immediately start spewing their garbage and burying his post with their back and forth pointless whining..

This is why we can’t have nice things.';

'Aside from the Tau, which are the least horrifying enemies for the Imperial Guard to fight against? Orks maybe?';

'>>92621035
Good luck anon! I hope everything goes according to plan!';

'>>92621042
I wouldn’t worry too much my guy, I’m a shit writer.';

'>>92621037
Based Noble Bright';

'>>92621006
You feel free to be a tool online. I'll answer questions about what I've painted when people ask about it IRL and tell them where I got the file.';

'>just watched a video of someone calling 5th edition a retcon';

'>>92621042
You are getting nice things. You are getting female astartes and custodes.';

'>>92621052
Eldar / Votann. Orks will eat humans.';

'>>92620993
My old store I went to as a kid (UK) had an back room full of old kits and pieces. They used to give them out like candy as long as it wasn't busy. He loved to give you flamers or different helmets, etc.
Haven't been in years but I'd imagine it's the same if the same guys work there.';

'>>92620916
How cane marines even move their arms up with those big ass shoulder pads?';

'>>92621062
I won't get kicked out of my LGS for it, either. They HATE GW because GW has been increasingly treating non GW stores like garbage these last ten years.';

'>>92621037
You can't be religious and insane. You can be not religious, which is a sign of insanity. Or you can follow the wrong religion, where you aren't insane, but you are just wrong. And as much as some people would like to think that wrong is the same as insane, it ain't the case.


Thought for the day: "The reward for tolarance is betrayal".';

'>>92620916
Less a write up more a funny expect from one
>super casual orks vs guard game with a friend from college
>retarded metal music in the background and pure meme list on both sides
>20 man grot unit lead by zodgrod
>the push up to midfield object and then fire at a near by guard unit
>this triggered the mass retaliatory strike that came in friends turn
>hellhound blast grots with flame thrower in response
>so many of them and a relatively low roll so it’s fine
>he then fires a wyvren battery into them
>and then another
>and then another hell hound
>just a heavy wounded zodgrod left
>a near by Russ fires a hunter killer missile into him killing him
>the entire time this is happening hysteric laughter as every unit opens up on one grot unit and begging to leave my lads alone as generic butt rock plays

zodgrod faces when';

'>>92621081
Yes, we all know GW doesn't consider reality when designing their miniatures. You aren't the first to ask this question, zoomer.';

'>>92621052
Any Black Library book from a Guard perspective where they fight Orks describe them as absolutely terrifying.

They're double the height of a human on average with the bosses being even bigger than that. They roar and bite the faces off of your friends. I'd rather fight an Eldar.';

'>>92621087
Well, yeah, why wouldn't they treat non-GW stores like shit. They siphon profits from GW and are seen as an unnecessary middle man in the age of online retail. It only makes sense the GW would become hostile to them.';

'>>92620916
I was shopping for paints at the LGS and there was a Kill Team game being played behind me. I heard a lot of laughter and turned around to see what was so funny.

Turned out that Kill Team game was CSM (painted as NightLords) vs Arbites and both players were laughing because a chaos space marine was successfully mauled to death by an Arbites dog.';

'>>92621102
People forget that Orks are funny TO Orks.
To all other races they are barbaric, near indestructible, illogical beasts with an unending number of muscle bound monsters with unexplainable technology.';

'>>92621074
Sounds nice, anon. My previous local GW was unfortunately manned by a single neckbeard employee who sucked off the company a little too hard. Very rude person and entirely unhelpful. The other local game stores in the area were far friendlier, but weren’t keen on charity either';

'>>92621074
Man, so cool. No wonder people like their stores so much, or at least the old stores. Our stores are always the same, small, but always full of people playing. High prices and people getting angry at others buying/reserving "their models". Nothing more fun then watching a dude play with the models you want or worse need for your army to work, and then only get them 3-6 months later, or 12+months later in the post covid world. Only for GW to remove/nerf/change the units load out the next week.

Almost killed my interest in AoS and w40k. Now I just comulsivly buy terminators. I don't play, don't paint, some are not even assambled. GW is happy and I can live with my dream of one day a terminator army being good, and me being "ready" for it.';

'>>92621081
>>92621098
This question has been answered in vidya. Specifically one about a smurf in third person. One that is getting a sequel.';

'>>92621081
they just do, apparently';

'>>92621006
>worst edition in immediate memory
>all but two codexes have been actual dog shit or meh
>factions getting gutted of cool options
>we own this now

Enjoy?';

'>>92621130
The question wasn't answered, they just animated the shoulder pad to go up with the arm without any real explanation as to how it does that.';

'>>92621102
Eldar shoot monofilament that turns your innards to swiss cheese, at least the Orks just hit you with an axe';

'>>92621113
From a pure sales numbers perspective, maybe. But game stores offer a centralized point of advertisement for GW and provide players a dedicated space to enjoy the hobby and socialize. Products alone aren’t enough to generate continued interest in a niche plastic and resin wargame, it’s the non-monetary aspects that keep bringing players back.';

'>>92621143
And Necrons hit you with energy that strips away your armor/flesh layer by layer at the molecular level and is described as being incredibly painful.';

'>>92621137
Well the first edition after a rules reset, which happens every two editions, isn't really a new edition is just preparation for the next edition. The real 10th ed, is going to happen in 11th ed. Well to half of 11th ed, because after half of 11th, GW is going to be mostly focused on the rule reset in 12th and just rushing to finish 11th.';

'>>92621137
we say every edition is the worst edition though';

'>>92621150
It's not niche anymore though. 40k, and tabletop wargaming in general, has been mainstream since at least 2017.';

'>>92621157
What does that tell you? It tells me that the game has been getting worse with each edition.';

'>>92621124
Important thing to add on to this. In universe at least within the imperium and possibly the Tau and Eldar the standard treatment of the orks is as an annoyance or all bluster and no real threat.

They even partly play into this. Their equipment is ramshackle and shit, depending on what you run into this not that intimidating (imagine a few grots with an orc or two following behind. Even a normal civilian could subdue a gretchin if they needed to)
A couple shitty half assed ork raids might convince a planet they are no serious thread and then a full ass waaagh shows up.';

'>>92621169
no, it tells you /tg/'s incessant need to be contrarian isn't a good way to gauge quality';

'>>92621143
>Eldar shoot monofilament that turns your innards to swiss cheese
I'm still taking that over orkish weaponised teleportation and force fields, thanks';

'>>92621156
Not the anon but I'm just amazed that 10th is so bad that there is now a moderately active homebrew thread with some people seriously invested in making their own version of 40k.
>10th has been bad that it became inspirational
>It inspired anons to make their own 40k edition
They plan on making a crunchier ruleset alternative to OPR.
I hope it succeeds because then there will be a perfect Ying Yang thing going on where there is a crunchy fan 40k edition and a shrimplified fan 40k edition to fall back on if GW makes an edition as bad as 10th edition again.';

'>>92621177
>Ignore the people that actually play the game and just trust official sources that say the game is good

Come on anon, use your brain.';

'>>92621177
4chan and /tg/ might be contrarian.
But it is undeniable that 40k as a game has just gotten worse and worse as editions go by.
6th edition wasn't great.
7th was a complete trash fire that almost killed GW and 40k with it.
8th was a complete reset which was decent in the begining but went to shit in the end.
9th was also like 8th, good in the begining and shit in the middle.
10th is just diarrhea in terms of quality, it is beyond shit.';

'>>92621143
Aren’t eldar like seven feet tall? Might not be bulky like orks, but they still tower over your average human.';

'>>92621184
nobody here actually plays the game';

'>>92621137
not that I agree with the /pol/ bait but
>great edition for beer/garage hammer
>no power creep in codex releases for once
>all your options can still be modeled and house ruled';

'>>92621157
This is the first one I’ve seen genuinely wide spread “this is a bit shit” consensus far outside of /tg/.
From the terrible launch of indexes and bad codexes to shit getting gutted to legends 10th has been stepping on every rake if possibly can.';

'>>92621006
I'll gladly accept female Custodes when GW actually use them as an excuse to reboot the entire line into pic related instead of the space dwarves with hideous weapons we get now. Won't ever happen during my lifetime, but that would be a fair trade.';

'>>92621191
And 10th became diarrhea because GW actually shit their pants over OPR, even though OPR has never been a real threat to them. Just because a few popular YouTubers mentioned it, GW lost their minds, panicked and shit out the toddler version of 40k that is 10th edition.';

'>>92621137
7-9th were the worst editions with 7th being the absolute worst and 8-9th having garbage core rules. Riptide wings and Tshards deleting tabling armies was not fun. 10th has the best core rules but the absolute worst codex/army/unit format so it's a wash.';

'>>92621192
And they move like creepy fae ninjas and shit.

IIRC the Tau are actually quite a bit shorter and lighter than humans are so fighting them would actually be a breeze in comparison.';

'>>92621197
>Engages in a shitty meme started by GW to dismiss any criticism of their product

Come on anon, use your brain.';

'Post models';

'Now that the vindicator has had its price tag dropped to 175 for both loyalists and heretics, what are the best uses for it?

Shoot at vehicles or heavy infantry? What about driving onto the middle objective so that everything is within range of your 24" gun and also hoping you don't die from concentrated fire?

I want to run 3 in my csm army but am worried i won't have enough attacks against mass infantry lists';

'>>92621163
Hardly. While it’s certainly expanded thanks to covid, your average normie won’t have armies of models for the tabletop or be playing dnd on a regular basis. Those things have cultural penetration i.e. people recognize them now, but not nearly the same level of actual physical engagement.';

'>>92621006
>People don't realise these fanarts were made because of a guy I know was horny at the idea of femstodes';

'>>92621213
>>Engages in a shitty meme started by GW
Your post is a shitty meme started by GW';

'>>92621205
So OPR is the reason for why 10th is a mess and is so shrimplified?';

'>>92621217
>Doesn't specify what kind of models

Ok. Here you go.';

'>>92621205
>Just because a few popular YouTubers mentioned it, GW lost their minds
Ah so they're reverting the femcustodes change, seeing as sloptubers have complete control over the company yes?';

'>>92621236
Where's the DEI?! You bigot!';

'>>92621202
Yeah that's the problem with crustards, their entire range is fucking ugly as hell.';

'>>92621198
That kind of depends/might not stand the test of time
>great edition for beer/garage hammer
To some degree yes, but faction balance means it’s easy to run a near useless or totally busted army just taking cool stuff. But if you have two players that are willing to it ironically list build around useable, but not oppressive it’s fine
>no power creep in codex releases for once
I think it’s too early to know if this point will hold. We only have 7(?) factions books out or soon to be put and obnoxious creep could start at any point
>all your options can still be modeled and house ruled
I understand this one, but half disagree. Rules should have been less stupid so we didn’t need to fix this/run proxies or whatever else';

'>>92621233
One of the reasons. They also did it because a very vocal minority of players incessantly bitched about the game being too complicated.';

'>>92621242
Are you assuming their race?';

'Working on putting together my Da Big Hunt army and I've got the things I definitely want to include but I've got a decent chunk of points left and not sure what i want to fill them with. looking for ideas.

>Inb4 Da Big Hunt is bad
I dont care, I like my Sniggas and I think it looks fun, also using Glory Hog to potentially turn 1 charge a 9 model block of squighogs sounds hilarious';

'>>92621244
>10 months in
>We only have 7(?) factions books out
Grim.';

'>>92621245
How does 10th edition compare to Kill Team 2021 rules quality wise?
I've been under the impression that Kill Team 2021 strikes a balance between shrimplified and crunchy rules this edition.';

'>>92621255
its because 11th won't be a reset edition and you're expected to use your 10th codex for years to come. sorry admech.';

'>>92621258
I can't really say because I haven't ever played Kill Team.';

'>>92621261
Admech can't catch a break can they?';

'>>92621002
Between the unique paintjobs and actually keeping a lore book for your guys, I think you might actually enjoy the game more than most of this general combined.';

'>>92621169
no, it tells you that anon loves to hate things and there are so many players that there will always be a vocal group not playing and complaining instead';

'>>92621243
how? they're not meant to be any bigger';

'>>92621254
Looks like a list that gets blasted off the table';

'>>92621258
depends on what you mean by shrimplified
Current Kill team has lots of abilities and stuff, but it is total shrimp death of team composition, most teams are pretty static, minus a few. Whatever the case though, Kill team is straight up the most fun I've had, single box side games not wisthanding.';

'Power klaw and slugga for nobz?';

'>>92621198
>>great edition for beer/garage hammer
All editions are good for this, even 9th or even 7th.
A moot point.
>>no power creep in codex releases for once
By making all codexes complete garbage that make the armies shit.
Space marine INDEX is fluffy than the fucking codex because the codex nuked the marine options.
>>all your options can still be modeled and house ruled
Same point as the first.

Don't be a faggot.';

'>>92621301
I hear KT is fun, but the listbuilding is lacking. Is that still true in more recent times? Kind of looking for a smaller scale game to play, full 2000pt games are too time consuming.';

'>>92621120
Good boy!

>grew up poor in a tough neighborhood in the early 90s
>uncle has 2 well trained doberman
>some clown tries to break into my grandmas house
>uncle and I catch him
>doberman corners him
>"Watch that guy! Watch him!"
>guy starts screaming bloody murder
>tries to run for it
>"GET EM!"
>1 dog tears guy up really bad
>I mean BAD
>uncle drags guy into the back alley
>police never show up
>he's still laying there fucked up the next morning

Man's best friend is absolutely terrifying when he gets that attack order.
RIP Diesel.
You were a good boy.';

'>>92621225
Well he has a nice taste in women at least. Even ignoring the custodes part.';

'>>92621293
you gonna make any suggestions or just be a cunt?

>>92621309
yeah, the extra S and AP is worth the -1 to hit compared to the big choppa, and Kombi Weapons are basically pointless in 10th, doubly so for Orks';

'>>92621273
Personally I can’t wait until dark mechanicum is added at some point and then allowed to be busted to push models while admech cry in the corner.';

'>>92621202
oink-oink';

'>>92621282
It’s pretty well established at this point that Sallyfag is one of like two people in this general who actually plays, paints, kitbashes, and makes /yourdudes/ material. It’s why we tolerate him.';

'>>92621354
>It’s why we tolerate him.
You have no power to do anything about posting regardless, as much as plenty of posters deride him anyway';

'>>92621225
>fanarts of women are for porn
always were, always will be, everyone knows';

'>>92621322
>Is that still true in more recent times?
Yes. It's been the case since release to now, as it's the result of how the system is fundamentally set up.
It won't change until they release a new edition of KT, and even then they'd have to completely gut and redo everything to make any difference.';

'meganobz are underpriced but honestly just put them at the 35-38ppm price point and they're fine, hell they can probably go up to 40ppm';

'>>92621322
again depends on the team, Inquisition is "the team that lets you listbuild" and has a lot of choice, blade of khaine lets you do any mix of the 3 basic aspect warriors. But you shouldn't let that keep you away from the game, definitely give it a go if any of the current KTs look cool to you.';

'>>92621361
They hate him because he enjoys things unironically.';

'>>92621377
People enjoy scat play but I'm still going to make fun of the guy consuming shit';

'>>92621006
Based and this. 40k is meant to embody British Rock and Punk culture, as well as 2000AD satirical and bizarre style. Female Custodes are perfect way to convey these old elements to this day as much as the retarded incels and chuds hate it. Truth is, 40k was NEVER intended to be Le Grimdark and bleak, dystopian world, 40k was always meant to be lighthearted and satirical setting with a heavy emphasis on British Punk movement. Hopefully GW will add Human-Eldar gay couples next, and i think The Emperor should be canonically a transgender.';

'I told you, bro. I told you they were banning people talking about it.';

'Fuck tactical rocks and fuck topknot people';

'>>92621366
Feel like meganobz will end up being a self regulating issue outside of tournaments running bullyboyz. Most ork players I know myself included tend to only run one unit of them because special boys almost always in a transport.

I doubt they will be ubiquitous enough to really be a major issue, but they could still use an adjustment';

'>>92621344
>you gonna make any suggestions or just be a cunt?
I'll choose cunt now';

'>>92621391
Human-Eldar gay couples will be revealed next, and yes, they will carry pride flags.';

'every fucking eceleb mini painter on youtube has that one fucking video titled 'i quit' or 'im givin up mini painting'. It's so fucking hack and annoying';

'>>92621339
>Well he has a nice taste in women at least.
>virgins
>nice taste in women';

'>>92621386
Weak and obvious bait. 0/10.';

'>>92621217
worst torso option, baka';

'Taking some nice snapshots for my cringe compilation over Orkniggers saying Meganobz are fine but a little underpriced by the way. You guys are on crack.';

'>>92621404
OK';

'>>92621382
>scat
I see the poltroon that was spamming scat and gay porn is back from his range ban and still can’t get his worthless fetish of his mind. It only makes sense you’d be one of the ones who hates on Sallyman.';

'>>92621191
For me all of 8th-10th are miles better than 6th/7th.

Worst ever rules combined with that being the era of finecast and Fantasy being squatted. It was the dark era of Warhammer. 7th was so bad that it got their CEO kicked out.

But yeah I miss 4th/5th.';

'>>92621334
That guy was probably just trying to feed his family.';

'>>92621398
I feel like people are kinda blowing them out of proportion yeah, even in bully boyz your meat and potatoes when it comes to killing will probably be regular nobz, and outside of bully boyz (or without a warboss) it's 2 or 3 attacks hitting on 4s,
Other than having an easier time wounding T8 and up (admittedly a pretty important thing) they're not that much better than terminators and noone uses terminators because the moment they clash with something with -1D you no longer have terminators.';

'>>92621414
I have no idea what you're talking about, its just the go-to obvious reaction to the dumb take of "he's enjoying himself so you can't make fun"

Guess you also never make fun of Furries? Trannies? Eldar Players?';

'This board should do something like /biz/ did and require verification before being allowed to post here. Instead of an email though, you have to provide proof that you actually play one or more of the games commonly discussed on this board before being allowed to post.';

'>>92621427
>the era of finecast and Fantasy being squatted
any more info? i'm new';

'>Codex Inqusition comes out in 2 months
>running inquisitorial stormtroopers in chimaeras with a couple of deathwatch kill teams supporting
kino.';

'>>92621290
They are way too wide and chunky for their height. They look like manlets.';

'>>92621442
Nice model you posted.';

'>>92621441
At the height of the femstodes tard rage someone was so annoyed that no one wanted to engage in his stupid shit and was spamming the thread with scat porn pics in a meltdown.';

'>>92621438
>ummm outside the detachment that everyone is talking about, Manz aren't actually all that good!
>They're just Terminators, please ignore the 2+ 4++ 4+++ statline that was the lynchpin of how Custodes won games in droves
*snap*';

'>>92621449
I've posted my models before, faggot. Where are yours?';

'>>92621460
no you haven't';

'>>92621444
Finecast was some new resin material they were trying instead of plastic to save costs. They didn't realize it warped under 'high' (e.g. your average day in texas) temperature. Every box would come with messed up models.';

'>>92621437
>feed his family
With a VCR and stereo equipment?
Fuck that guy and fuck you too.';

'>>92621451
He semed to be enraged that the jannie was moving the femstodes threads to /pol/';

'>>92621290
They are tall enough (fuck the scale creep), but some models look atrociously squat. Just look at the helmets on the Warden, they are way too broad and only underline the comically wide torso.';

'>>92621462
Yes I have. I'm this guy.';

'>>92621438
Main thing I see their future being is
>vehicle/monster hunters, but sniggas exist
>anti elite, but we already have options for that a thought they might be the best direct answer
>anti tarpit unit
>elite tarpit unit

I’ll probably use them as a self sustaining unit to rocket into something while the warboss and nobz beat shit up with actual support';

'>>92621467
Otherwise known as items of value to trade for cash, which in turn can be used to buy goods? Yes, bigot';

'Hmm, today I think I will be problematic on purpose.';

'>>92621462
>>92621485
Now. Where are your models?';

'>>92621493
Only today?';

'>>92621465
OHHHH yeah, fuck every single finecast model i've ever come across.
britain is fucking cold, i'm not surprised';

'>>92621453
That’s pretty appeals to oranges.
An entire army with obnoxious staying power vs a unit with similar staying power. In a faction that is mostly hit hard and die fast';

'>>92621462
Aaaaaaand silence. Funny how all you "post models" faggots go quiet whenever you're asked to show yours.';

'>>92621502
The sun never sets on Commorragh';

'>>92621492
>used to buy goods
We all know that guy wasn't going to buy food for his family
>bigot
You're worse than dog food.
I hope a pitbull eats your face for making me reply';

'92621453
I'd give you attention since you clearly crave it but you're just making shit up so what's the point really. You forgot they actually have a 3+ invuln and if they die in the tabletop you can hit your opponent with a bat and take his wallet too.

>>92621487
They seem like a pretty competent anti-vehicle threat and whatever they clash into (except -1D stuff) will get seriously roughed up while they will take almost no damage in return. So I think they're a good missile to launch during your Waaagh turn and then they can kinda make a mess and probably take more to remove than they should be able to.
I think one unit will probably be staple, and they'll only really be maxed in Bully Boyz because 2 turns of a bunch of Meganobz with a 4++ FNP is silly as fuck and basically presents a profile that can't be interacted with.';

'>>92621451
>>92621468
I remember that 40k thread.
It was a real SHITSHOW.';

'>>92621497';

'>tfw you make a character model out of spare bits
sorry James, not buying that one';

'>>92621522
Right, a faction that is faster and cheaper. Custodes mostly lost because of lack of trading units, screening etc. Orks are fine covering that while also having the 2+ 4++ 4+++ models that you can't remove. They're fine though.
>huff';

'What kind of drink is /yourdudes/ favorite?';

'>>92621448
They're literally identical to primaris marines, you're fucked up in your head';

'>>92621542
Slime';

'>>92621535
I love that fucking license plate';

'>>92621542
ever pop a pimple and eat what comes out? yeah that.';

'>>92621542
Orange juice';

'>>92621542
Window cleaner.';

'>>92621532
Carlos!';

'>>92621529
>but you're just making shit up
Which part was made up?';

'>>92621558
Get a trip already';

'>>92621529
Might actually get more use out of a small unit by running them in dreadmob instead so they potentially hit even harder and will have a mek with them anyway if you plan on a small missile unit.';

'>new Mandrake kit comes with like 16 extra heads
>They're all half-heads split at the face because the back of each head is part of the body
What the fuck can I even use these bits for? They cut them up specifically to make them worthless.';

'>>92621535
>Guy who demands others show their models doesn't have any models of his own

Typical.';

'>>92621586
jewish GW model designers don't want you spending any money on third party bits';

'>>92621586
im still waiting for someone to scan in the booklet that comes with that KT box';

'>>92621568
No.';

'>>92621586
This kind of shit is why they mostly do topknots, if the hair touches the shoulders, it becomes locked to a single model pose.';

'>>92621550
Me too. I use old credit / debit cards and make license plates out of them. The ones with raised numbers are the best of course.';

'>>92621586
put them on the night lords bases/armor';

'>>92621586
Just drop them on any dark area of your other models, as if they're peeking out of the shadows';

'>>92621538
Nobody really runs orks as screening or chaff units and haven’t for a while now tho.
Nobody is serious going to run multiple maxed out units of meganobz and then also shove hordes of boys and grots up the boards to distract and block.
You would probably be running close to points limit just fielding that alone with no serious AT or anti large unit options';

'>>92621582
Probably a good idea, the mek also makes them a fair bit tankier. The main issue I see is the WS, unless you get them rerolls or +1 to hit they're gonna fall on their faces more often than not';

'>>92621170
You are forgetting intentionally to mention among the greatest perils faced by these factions were Waaagh! by the Orks.';

'>>92621120
Hes smiling!';

'>>92621627
>How can I possibly afford 40pt Grot units when I'm already bringing 18 Meganobz (540pts LMAO)
Are you clowns going professional soon or are you keeping it as a hobby

Of course people run fucking Grots, what the actual fuck are you talking about';

'>>92621254
Put some beasbosses with the beastie boyz, then some stormboyz if you wanna do secondaries';

'>>92621629
At least in the imperiums case they see, to publicly had wave such occurrences off and disregard them as once in a life time occurrences';

'>>92621468
Is that where all the threads have disappeared off to? Thought it was suspicious how the rage baiting threads stopped so suddenly. Kind of funny that the shit here got shipped off /pol/, just like real life waste management.';

'What's a good proxy for the hellbrutes? The point decreases make me wanna try him out in world eaters, but the model is so fucking ugly.';

'>>92621042
no, the reason we can't have nice things is that corporations take their fanbase for granted and they shill to trannies and other deviants in an effort to gain nee customers, arrogantly thinking they will never lose their core. I've stopped buying models and I shan't be buying my factions new rulebook. hell, I may never play again.
my whale wallet will be missed.';

'>>92621680
>I may never play again.
The void at your LGS left by your centennial combat patrol game will be sorely felt';

'>>92621655
oh stormboys sounds fun, would you think a couple 5 boy units to just be objective monkeys or bump em to 10 so they could potentially kill something if they need to?';

'>>92621652
>I can’t possibly kill TEN grots before the mega nobz get to me

Not even what I said anon. People are parking grots on points not using them as meat shields. And boyz which you didn’t even mention would get really expensive if you tried to run them as meat shields for slow foot slogging meganobz that will either get killed before first round is over or you invest in like 175 each for full units and end up with a cluster fuck that will be lucky to accomplish a tarpit';

'>>92621081
Real answer is - the pauldrons are mounted on pistons that adjust them to not restrict the range of movement. You can see them sculpted on Abaddon's mini or in the "arming of a space marine" official video.';

'want to have one of my bikers leaning hard with his weapon out like a bosozoku, should I swap the arm for one trailing behind a bit more/chop the leg and repose it to be ready to catch if the bike starts to tip or leave it as it is';

'Are 40k world eaters capable of tactics and stealth or are they just raging retards that M1 into machine gun nests';

'>>92621694
>oh yeah well you aren't good enough for us! git out!!!!
oversocialized faggot detected';

'>>92621668
Box naught maybe? Most options would be pretty easy to convert or sculpt and he’s about the right size.';

'>>92621704
>>92621655

also, posting some dudes i painted last weekend as a thank you for the idea
im not a good painter plz no bully';

'>>92621599
Then rob some local KFC';

'What are some fun instances of the Imperium being hilariously wasteful with human lives and materials?';

'>>92621722
depends on the writer and warband
gladiator cadre 331 for example are barely ravaged by the nails somehow and are all about finding the best honorable duels possible';

'>>92621708
I don't think you understand what screening means.

>slow foot slogging meganobz
Advance and charge meganobz with deepstrike/rapid ingress available';

'>>92621680
They don't do it to get new customers, they do it to get that free ESG money from large venture capital firms. And they can give GW more money than all their customers combined ever could so it's only natural that GW would be more loyal to them than to their customers.';

'>>92621542
>GSC
Bug Juice (grape)
>Fire Hawks
Rocketfizz Habanero Soda';

'>>92621723
>oversocialized
is this the new buzzword insult
I've seen it like twelve times this week';

'>>92620425
Not for no reason, because it got shot at and you parked it in front of an anti-tank weapon.

>>92620405
A degree of randomness has been a staple of wargames since they began, we may as well just be playing fucking Topp Trumps.';

'>>92620998
This is closer to Skaven in AoS than Orks';

'>>92621704
I'd do 2x5 for a smaller deep strike footprint and flexibility, but a 1x10 could be good if you pull Capture Enemy Outpost';

'How many sticky objective units is too much? First time building a list';

'>>92621734
What are you worrying about grow-lamp anon? perfectly serviceable paintjob especially for Orks, you've got a lot more of the ladz to get through than other armies!';

'>>92621763
>A degree of randomness has been a staple of wargames since they began
Sure, thats why the game is still fundamentally dice led';

'>>92621734
Like the warpaint anon';

'Hey anons,
I have boss snikrot, 20 kommandos and 6 deffkoptas.

Where should I go from here?';

'>>92621773
>sticky objective
Ewww, disgusting';

'>>92621735
>kfc
I don’t bother with that trash. Mary Brown’s? Now that’s the good shit.';

'>>92621778
Right, and I just enjoy a bit more randonness than you. Whats wrong with that? I prefer Mordheim, Epic 40K and Necromunda over 40K anyway, and they all have an extra level of chance involved, I just never really felt like it needed to be removed from 40K itself.
Its all starting to feel a bit abstracted from what the game used to be for this old fart.';

'What is he holding';

'>>92621680
I don’t know if it’s even that at least fully as much as social media is a cancerous lying gauge of public intrest and what they want which they already barely care about.
>be GW marketing fag
>check social media
>random big influencer A talking about how new box is amazing
>random big influencer B painting a pride flag on a marine and talking about how it’s definitely time for more inclusion
>check twitter
>generic lore short channel
>some pride flag every country current in a clown it’s flag user name posting about how it’s time for female marines because it just is
>wow this must be what the player base wants right now
>actual normal users exist in small friend groups, on small forums, or discord servers talking about whatever the fuck other then dumb current event politics';

'>>92621815
A wash cloth.';

'>>92621815
Trazyn's massive pair of balls.';

'>>92621815
This L.';

'>>92621772
gotcha, also what paint is that on the bases of those boys? I've been planning to get some sort of reddish-mud/clay texture paint for the bases of my army like that

>>92621774
>>92621784
thanks bros, I like Savage Orcs in Fantasy which is why i gravitated towards sniggas, and I thought itd be fun to give em similar warpaint, when i get around to painting all my squighogs gonna put it them as well';

'>>92621815
>my overlord
>the old ones send an offering of their surrender:
>their last fuck to give';

'GORK
A
NAUT';

'>>92621720
For me it feels like the weapon is a bit to close to the ground. I'd fear that some uneven ground might fucke something up. Apart from that I like how it looks.';

'>>92621840
>I like Savage Orcs in Fantasy
Always wnated to collect fantasy Savage Orks myself, but no-one I know really has much interest in playing it and its not very popular in my LGS, which isnt even particularly local either.';

'>>92621547
Are you fucking blind? They are fucking fat compared to a primaris.';

'Anons, it finally happened. I recognized someone from my LGS posting in /40kg/

[SPOILER] Don't worry, your secret is safe with me :^) [/spoiler]';

'>>92621720
just get a jetek model from kt cassius';

'>>92621871
this is why I will never post models';

'>>92621871
So what? These things happen.';

'>>92621485
youre allowed to thin your paints';

'>>92621871
one fear';

'>>92620916
Why is everyone acting like Bully Boyz is gonna be scarier than Green Tide? Melee is still shit (lmao at oops all ctan being basically unchanged and halving all your damage) and most lists are already equipped to nuke the shit out of elites and the transports they ride in on.

120 t5 bodies with a 5++ sounds infinitely more terrifying when blast weapons are skewed around t3 t4 bodies, and then they have 1000 points left over to kit out however the fuck they want and then some.';

'>>92621871
Which one?';

'>>92621871
You weren't subtle about trying to confirm my models, Jeb.';

'>>92621547
>>92621864
I gotta go with first anon, they're pretty god damned similar in height and only "fat" when you add their ornate shoulderpads on. Torso to torso are near equal in size.';

'>>92621864
wtf custodes are that tall , i thought they were shorter';

'>>92621668
I'd recommend learning to love it. The model grows on you.';

'Would would a typical Guards general think of Russian tactics in Ukraine?';

'>>92621914
Getting at least an extra foot out of their silly hats. : )';

'>>92621871
I've already posted enough material to get doxed many times over, don't really care.';

'>>92621586
use the spare heads and arms on sea-elves i suppose.

it'll give you a bit more variety, but still look visibly like mandrakes at least from your opponents POV 4 feet away across the board.';

'>>92621916
WW2 winter russia vs germany is imperial guard actics';

'>>92621840
Bloody Land texture paste by AK, dry brushed black then silver. Purple alien tufts from Gamer Grass.';

'>>92621722
They start tactical, then the rage takes over and they charge into machine gun nests.';

'>>92621915
When is that supposed to set in?
I've owned once since I bought the old Start Collecting CSM box, and I still fucking despise it.';

'>>92621815
Jokes on you, it was a fractal matrix all along! You're now forced to bear the weight of TWO infinities worth of unpainted models in your hands!';

'>>92621916
"Way are they sending in so few infantry? More meat into the machine, thats the way to win any war!"
"Wheres all the Hellhounds to burn out these towns and treelines?"
"Definately needs more Basilisks".';

'>>92621900
I'm not telling :^)';

'>>92621864
No, they aren't, you fucking idiot.';

'>>92621915
Fuck no, shits ugly. If it was the alternative model I could tolerate it.';

'>>92621668
It's a super skub-y model so you might hate it too, but the Khorgorath from AoS is perfect for a Helbrute proxy and can be obtained relatively cheaply second-hand.';

'What programming language does every faction use?
Orks would absolutely use java';

'>>92621933
That's your fault for picking the ugly face.';

'>>92621668
Just use a regular boxnaught and chaos that fucker up.';

'>>92621956
orks would use rust not java';

'>>92621961
I didn't build it at all. I used the parts for various conversions.';

'>>92621968
Safety and Orks don't meld';

'Also, about the Custodes. Astartes select the most hardcore, toughest, strongest men in the galaxy to undergo the gene therapy. Even Chaos SMs put effort into selecting the strongest of the strong. But….not so with Custodes. They accept the ritual donation of Terra’s noble children who either make it or don’t. So, how are Custodes so much better than Astartes? Is it all just having the more premium gene seed and bespoke artisanal gear? It’s not just training because that’s all Astartes do besides fighting — meanwhile Custodes train constantly but definitely won’t have the same level of actual combat experience. So really I don’t get why Custodes are considered so much higher than SMs.';

'>>92621936
>Two infinities
the number of models on each level increases exponentially
>>92621956
word bearers use HolyC';

'>>92621956
>Orks';

'>>92621853
The image I've got burned into my head is from a clip of some documentary on boso's I saw years ago of this dude screaming around a turn slamming his pipe bat against the concrete as he dipped into the lean
>>92621872
It's close but I don't really feel like buying a white scar just to chop all the white scar off of him';

'>>92621992';

'>>92621981
It’s literally just in universe power creep because everything must be the coolest and best thing ever or how else would they market models.
>there was an alternative timeline in which custodies actually aren’t that special individually being just super soldiers by human standards, but get all the best weapons and tactics exclusively like an actual elite ceremonial guard would.';

'>>92621956
>Orks would absolutely use java

if (condition.equals("NoDakka")) {
status = "More Dakka";
}
System.out.println("Status: " + status);';

'>>92621983
Based';

'>>92621983
Wait, is Erebus Terry? Or is Lorgar Terry?';

'>>92622009
>but get all the best weapons and tactics exclusively like an actual elite ceremonial guard would.
I prefer this universe, I very much dislike the current iteration of Custodes.';

'>>92621668
a War Dog. Its about the same size, but a little taller. Plus it'll look good in WE colours';

'>>92621992
Wow, it’s like interacting with a real, actual Ork player!';

'>>92622045
??? wardogs are like double the size';

'>>92621981
>So, how are Custodes so much better than Astartes?
The transhuman procedures are so advanced that the end result is arbitrarily superior regardless of the starting template which is either irrelevant or requiring a measure of genetic purity/compatibility
it is a honour more than a selection

in the astartes case the procedure is intended for relative mass production and compatibility with the various humans all over of the galaxy, so they select first for fitness and only secondarily for compatibility';

'>>92622045
is your penis 4 inches but you tell your boyfriend it's actually 6 and a half?';

'Any news on the sisters new model/unit they teased?';

'>>92621668
>What's a good proxy for the hellbrutes?
Chaosify some dreadnoughts, dude';

'>>92622045
Are you fucking retarded?';

'>>92622032
Kor Phaeron is Terry.';

'>>92621956
While(targetIsAlive){
ShootDakka();
};';

'>>92622045
This. I run them instead of helbrutes because both versions look like shit';

'>>92621668
you don't like his gross stubby little flesh legs?';

'>>92621465
>>92621506
They came warped in the UK too lol. Nothing to do with Texan weathers. It was just shit.';

'>>92622086
>Kor Phaeron is Terry.
"RUN THEM OVER LORGAR! THEY GLOW!"';

'>>92621936
>your tesseract labyrinth, my lord';

'Also, I wonder what the Haemonculi take on the Astere gene seed is. Would they sneer at it considering it more Warp witchery than fleshcraft (and could totally put it to shame if they felt like it)?';

'>>92621871
genuinely my worst fear. i post shit here i wouldn't dream of saying to people i know.

Post games.';

'>>92621668
slap some greenstuff on some brutalis legs to make him taller';

'>>92621812
Because its not amount of randomness, its extremes in outcomes. Someone hitting you, wounding you, failing the save and them rolling a six for damage is already 4 layers of chance if not 5 with a FNP. But at the end of the day the worst outcome is still 6 damage, not 250pts of tank that is immediately rendered worthless if not dead on first contact';

'>>92622052
Just glue the feet claw-things directly on the knee joint.
Easy as.';

'>>92622045
yeah, other anons are right, wardogs are too big

use warhounds instead!';

'>>92621992
a window into the mind of your average ork player';

'>>92622143
Haemonculi love tinkering with space marines. The Ossefactor gun is implied to have been invented after the Hex captured and experimented on some Black Dragons.';

'>>92621956
admech write in assembly but every computer has to run TempleOS';

'>>92621081
Sadly, they don't stretch like pic.';

'>>92620916
Was it ever scanned? Not seeing it in the gofile.';

'>>92621668
Atlan Forge does a fair few Helbrute stand-ins, you can fid a lot of them being sold on Etsy.';

'>>92622159
But getting your tank wrecked on the first shot was still extremely unlikely, but it was more fun just because it could sometimes happen.';

'>>92622192
Krillin ejaculated inside a robot';

'>>92622209
Cyborg, not robot. The distinction is very important.';

'>>92622125
>Emperor’s got a HERD of pilgrimcattle';

'>>92622178
I'm just glad that the venn diagram for "Ork Players" and "weird fetish coomers" does not really overlap at all.';

'>>92622209
She was a human being given augments. Cyborg is the better phrase.';

'>>92622207
If the basis for you level of fun is in some rare cases just getting fucked then just roll 2 dice at the beginning of the game, and if its double 6 I'll shoot you. How about that?';

'undefined';

'so did they retcon fem custodes yet or what';

'>>92621888
If I wanted painting advice, I'd ask for it. Also, post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622193
I've only ever found a potato scan without lore and an OCR type version.';

'>>92621081
That's one of the admech's best kept secrets';

'Given Shadowsun's proportions there might be some truth in this';

'>>92622159
It's kind of a moot point when the game is super lethal and has so many rerolls now that it's almost not even random, your biggest model WILL die first turn unless you hide it. Now the game doesn't have wacky results or funny wound charts or anything. You just get wombo combo'd off the board.

>>92622238
>post your models!
>posts shitty models';

'>>92622254
Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622245
Musclemommy posting was deemed gay and reddit by the council. We like women that look attractive around here.';

'>>92622225
Hard to be a coomer when your entire faction are sexless green retards that reproduce by getting shot';

'>>92622232
I find it amusing at how tilted you are by the concept of a little extra randomness. :D I enjoyed it, but the game doesnt cater to me anymore, you already won the discussion - GW backed your views with recent editions of 40K.
I just don't particularly like it. Calm down anon, don't take it so personally.';

'>>92622254
>your biggest model WILL die first turn unless you hide it
If you're putting it in view of all your opponent's anti tank, sure. Thats also absolutely fine, it should happen. Against smaller amounts of fire no, its absolutely will of the dice.
>Now the game doesn't have wacky results
I wouldn't call your vehicle getting turned into an immobile brick any more "wacky" than rolling a 1 on my psychic power and eating mortal wounds';

'>>92622261
Post good models.';

'>>92622245';

'>>92622277
Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622277
>>92622288
most podels';

'>>92621750
Please anon, your mom and I are begging, take your medication';

'>>92622302
>>>>>>>>>>>AI SLOPPA';

'>>92622274
There's a reason why games look like gated parking lots now. It's just too lethal to play the board anymore.

Also yeah getting your main gun shot off so you have to tank charge, or having your treads blown up in a bad spot so you get eaten alive is much more wacky than "I shoot at your tank, I use this ability and this stratagem, you died".
Even worse, you actually just remove the tank off the board now. You don't even explode them or use those adorable little smoke markers.
>>92622288
boohoo nigga';

'>>92622320
Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'Gentlemen, meet your new 40k faction';

'>>92621395
>fuck topknot people
TAKE IT BACK';

'>>92622335
Squats are already in the game though?';

'are there other helmet options for custodes? i hate how custodes helmets but the rest of the body looks good.';

'>>92622320
>There's a reason why games look like gated parking lots now.
Because you're a pussy with a bad table setup';

'>>92621936
BEHOLD';

'>>92622288
>Post models or shut the fuck up.
Nah. Not for you anon.';

'>>92622357
Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622335
We already have Ash Waste Nomads, Genestealer Cults, Custodes, and an ineffective and decrepit Emperor.';

'>>92621946
Your Gary Stues are FAAAAAAATTT
go cry me a river';

'>>92622335
What, a stupid CC focussed Guard army?';

'>>92622349
You can look at the FW models but >FW.

Other than that, if you have female heads they are now lore friendly.';

'>>92622355
>bad table setup
Yeah, also known as "a table that isn't pure tournament rules because literally any open space is just death. Lmao try having a "convoy attack" type game now. First turn wipe.
>>92622324';

'>>92622282
That looks uncomfortable. Like she's always falling forward while having her legs forced apart. Probably sucks pretty hard to move around in that thing for hours or even days on end.';

'>>92622380
>Yeah, also known as "a table that isn't pure tournament rules because literally any open space is just death
Nah just one set up well
>try having a "convoy attack" type game now. First turn wipe.
Ambushes are notoriously extremely lethal affairs. Based of GW to model it realistically';

'>>92622361';

'Can I have all the codexes released so far please?';

'>>92622400
Sure here you go';

'>>92621052
Cultists/Renegade Guard as long as there are no CSM or demons involved.';

'>>92622370
>Stues';

'>>92622399
That's not yours. You saved that pic from the other thread and are now trying to pass it off as yours. If it really is yours, prove it. Post a pic with that same model and a post-it note with today's date and time on it. You can even call me a faggot on the note if it makes you feel better.';

'So…what’s the actual strength of the Tau Empire currently? They’ve gone through, what, 5 or 6 expansion waves now? One of them got eaten by Warp monsters. But still they’re a lot stronger than they used to be. How much stronger? Would they be considered a sector-level threat to the Imperium or still just a local annoyance? Are they more of a serious threat now because of the sundering of the galaxy really fucking up the Imperium? Or are the Tau still getting held down by Tyranids and Orcs like everyone else, just in proportion to their footprint in the galaxy? Eldar seem to avoid them / leave them alone, DE just do their usual pirate dickery, but why haven’t they woken up any Necrons? Would that be like the Dwarves waking up Durin’s Bane?';

'>>92622400
anon, just get them on the PDF share thread ya big daftie.';

'My GSC Combat Patrol is ready to played although I haven't finished up painting it. I'll see if anyone plays Combat Patrol at the LGS, if not I'll meet some people.
I did a general reading of the core rules but aside from the phases like move/shoot/charge etc. in that order, I don't really know what I'm looking at. Any video suggestions on that end?';

'>>92622400
sure here's one that's been released';

'>>92622424
>ready to play
>haven't finished up painting
>a & !a';

'>>92622419
Its not mine, you didnt specify it had to by MY models.';

'>>92622335
tallarn desert raiders kitbashed in stillsuits would be kino';

'>>92622335
>new

the fremen have been here much longer, and in far greater numbers than the emperor suspects';

'>>92622437
Ok so now we're back to: Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622440
Because 40k hasn't already ripped off Dune enough, right?';

'>>92622335
man they did stilgar dirty in the new movies
even moreso with how well javier bardem fits the book character
>>92622450
yes, you think it's a coincidence all the GSC and HH models are getting more and more nose pipes?';

'>>92622441
Nice';

'>>92622444
>Post models';

'>>92622368
>Ash Waste Nomads, Genestealer Cults, Custodes, and an ineffective and decrepit Emperor.
Not enough. I need more.';

'>Must consooom

What is being released by GW tomorrow on Pre-order?';

'>>92621052
Random cultists and no name xenos would be easy. Not every IG gets sent into too big a hellhole. Some are okayish.';

'>>92622458
TV Series Dune was far better than DUNC.';

'>>92621668
Get a chinaçast forgeworld world eaters Dreadnought. It's an excellent model.';

'>>92622398
>Nah just one set up well
Yeah, tournament, because you're gay.
>realistically
my condolences
>>92622444
beg me to post my models again gayboy.';

'>>92622466
>not official models';

'>>92622424
play against yourself and things will make sense, even if it just cutting your combat patrol in half. it doesn't even have to be a game either, getting use to doing movement, measuring, and rolls is half the game time. Although you're playing GSC so you have more to think about.';

'>>92621542
Answer is always Jumex';

'>>92622430
>240 points for eversor

Were the assassins *that* much better back in the day, or is this an example of general points deflation?';

'xisters, When will GW give us our knight tyrant kit?';

'>>92622508
Go back to /v/.';

'>>92622508
why do you want it, the knight dominus looks shit compared to the normal knights';

'>>92622466
Not yours. Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622492
Too bad, not my problem. : )';

'>>92622490
>Weak attempt at reverse psychology to stop me from calling him out for being a no models faggot.

Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622153
Anon consider for a moment where you are, and the implication that in order for someone to recognize you they would also need to have been posting here.';

'>>92622490
>Yeah, tournament, because you're gay.
Didn't say that at all - tournaments are set up to be fair and as balanced as possible, but you can absolutely have asymmetric boards that are good';

'>>92621556
Your models would fill a wine glass with fluid from the lungs of flu pandemic victims and drink it with their pinkies out';

'>>92622517
>Post models
>>92622526
>Post models';

'>>92622533
Why did you print a hand? its got lines all over it';

'>40kg just accepts AND likes that custodes are female now
LMAO literal cucks. sad sad times we are in';

'>>92622533
You've already been caught and admitted to posting other people's models, so unless you provide a timestamp, I'm just going to assume everything you post aren't yours.

So: Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622356
>Don't talk to me or my C'tan's son ever again';

'>>92622550
I don't like custodes at all. GW butchering their codex AND their lore to tank their popularity pleases me greatly.';

'>>92622547
I'm afraid I set the level height too large on that one, it made the steps too obvious. Resin had a satisfying translucent effect though.';

'>>92622532
thats the nicest thing anyone here has ever said about my models, thank you anon.';

'>>92622550
That's not what "literal" or "cucks" mean.';

'>>92622516
Because it's all we're missing that we can reasonably expect to get. GW isn't gonna make chaos versions of HH knights so all we have left is an official tyrant model then GW can call CK done and focus on what we really need, updated vespids';

'>>92622553
>I'm just going to assume everything you post aren't yours.
Ok, suit yourself. : )
>>92622553
>shut the fuck up.
lol, No. :^)';

'>>92622583
Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622583
>Using crutch techniques like dry brushing
>Can't even color inside the lines

Anon, you really aren't in a position to criticize other anon's paint job when yours is just as bad.';

'>>92622335
I told you, they already have stillsuit inspired gear and the insurrection theme
adding giant worms to the mix of the bug people that already dig underground would be a piece of cake';

'>>92622605
>you really aren't in a position to criticize other anon's paint job
I think you have me confused for someone else anon? I didnt comment on anyones paintjob except the Ork dude who was using contrasts.
Anyway, post models.';

'And you wonder why people don't want to post models.';

'>>92622530
There's no good boards in current day 40k. Just ones that are turn 1 wipes, or tourney boards.
>>92622526
Reply to this post.';

'>>92622621
>There's no good boards in current day 40k. Just ones that are turn 1 wipes, or tourney boards.
Whats going to happen is I'll say "no" then you'll define tourney boards as any board with sufficient cover on it. I'll call you a dumb faggot and we'll go about our day';

'>>92622616
Ok, my bad. But:
>post models
No. I don't play those stupid games because all it does is shit up the thread.';

'>>92622621
>Another weak attempt to get me to stop calling him out and regain control of the situation.

Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622626
>with sufficient cover
Sufficient cover is one billion L shaped ruins cause of TLOS. I curse you to suffer playing modern warhammer.
>>92622637';

'>>92622564
mmmmm games workshop boots yum';

'>>92622659
>Sufficient cover is one billion L shaped ruins cause of TLOS
Nope, other ways to set up a board. You're just creatively bankrupt';

'>>92622341
My hobby knife is coming for you';

'>>92622672
>creativity
>TLOS
>>92622637';

'>>92622356
>he stops at simply holding himself';

'>>92622703
>Age of Shitmar';

'>>92622519
you should help support that company (GW)';

'>>92622685
>>creativity
>>TLOS
Yes?';

'>>92622709
Why?';

'>>92622356
Why do so many battles take place on planet cork?';

'How do they explain chaos corruption when chaos is so obviously shitty and bad for you?';

'>>92622736
cuz';

'>>92622740
The gods trick you into thinking it's good for you. For example, Nurgle will make it so you don't feel any pain from the diseases he will inevitably fill your body with.';

'>>92622553
>caught
>"well akshually that wasnt your models, ive caught you, you criminal!"
you fucking nerd';

'>>92622748
When I say "stupid games" I'm not talking about 40k, I'm talking about the constant "post models" dick measuring contests you all constantly engage in when you can't come up with a good counter to what someone says.';

'>>92622458
>man they did stilgar dirty in the new movies
how so';

'>>92622756
Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92621310
>anon is nostálgico for codex power creep
This is fucking brain rot';

'>>92622764
>I'm talking about the constant "post models" dick measuring contests you all constantly engage in
You asked me first you absolute lunatic anon.';

'>>92622772
he's less the wisened sietch leader and confidant of paul and more just a comic relief fanatic proselytizing paul as their mahdi
consider how every quote from him people bring up is him just going LISAN AL GAIB at everything paul does';

'>>92622790
No, now you have me confused for someone else. I only said you shouldn't criticize someone else's paint job when yours isn't really all that great either.';

'>>92622775
I'm a completely different anon, just wanted to tell you how fucking ridiculous you're being';

'>>92622708
Street shitter hands posted this.';

'>>92622710
>huh? wuh? yeah?
No.
>>92622637
reply to this post.';

'>>92622804
Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622817
>No.
Yes, just your creative bankruptcy speaking.';

'>>92622817
>Still seething because his reverse psychology isn't working

Post models or shut the fuck up.';

'>>92622820
Nah';

'If a battleline unit can be comprised of either 10 or 20 models with the same number of points per model, isn't it always better to run two 10s of those units? Ultimate newfag here.';

'>>92622832
NTA, but it's okay to admit you're poor anon. We all have financial troubles at some point.';

'>>92622335
Exodites?';

'>>92622838
Good bait anon, enjoyed it';

'>>92622836
no, those that for example would like a stratagem or character buffing them might prefer going in a big 20 models unit so the buff applies to all 20 models.';

'>>92622836
Buffs are more efficient on larger groups because you can get the same benefits for more models with one leader or one use of a strategem.
Of course there are a lot of obvious downsides to grouping them up too as you mentioned, plus Blast vulnerability.';

'>>92622848
ArtelW does have "Shai Hulud" Eldar model, pretty cool stuff';

'>>92622856
>>92622858
I just realised how stupid my question was, thanks. I only thought of contesting objectives but not the buffs, and certainly not the blast keyword.';

'Add this to your 4chanX comment filters to remove troll-anon:

/post models/i;boards:tg;';

'>>92622666
so you're one of those retards who just imagines what the other person thinks and "argues" with that huh';

'>>92622862
Is that a sand-worm between your legs or are you just pleased to see me?';

'>>92622888';

'>>92622862
The model implies the fella was riding it before it came out of the ground? Surely that would have been like getting sandpapered to hell and back?';

'>>92622862
>>92622848
How long do orders from Artel W even take these days? This new promotion tells me that their shit is fucked right now';

'>>92622913
Answer is "space elves", dunno what else you expect
Here's a pic of a great conversion and paintjob, sadly not mine';

'Why hasnt GW done anything interesting with the Imperium Nihilius? You'd think it would be turning into an Age-of-Strife like area with lots of little mini-Imperiums, Republics and other independent states because the warp travel and astropathic messaging became from very, very hard to completely impossible.';

'>>92622933
I got my most recent one in about 2.5 weeks or so, to UK.';

'>>92622424
Nice colors, brother. This is the last dude I’ve built, I want to get started painting this week. I’m thinking teal coveralls myself, with white smocks/rags and yellow rubber-looking gloves for the dudes that have them. Really want to lean into the slaughterhouse worker look for the main cult.';

'I dont like priming with a rattlecan.';

'>>92622953
Nah, apparently there is a really small corridor in the Great Rift that allows Imperium Nihilus to stay connected to the rest of the Imperium. So basically GW advanced the plot without really changing the status quo. Plus, Guilliman has appointed Dante as the Lord Commander or whatever of Imperium Nihilus and GW just hand waves things away by saying Dante and the Blood Angels are maintaining order.';

'>>92623014
Why';

'>Need a new cutting map
>Get into a hobby store
>Some really big and buff dude comes to me
>"Need some help?"
>"Yeah, I need a cutting map."
>He musters me from top to bottom
>Like really intense
>Nods slowly and we go way back into the store
>He opens a drawer hidden beneath some junk
>"Here's the good stuff."
Did I just pass some kind of vibe check?';

'>>92623029
He's going to expect "favors" later on...';

'>>92623022
I dont like how many external factors can potentially ruin a mini. Its the worst part of the painting process for me.';

'>>92623029
Cutting mat you mean, or is cutting map some new hobby arkana I've not heard of before?';

'>>92623043
If you have a basement, just get a dehumidifier and a space heater and you'll be fine.';

'>tfw no qt tabletop enthusiast gf';

'>>92623050
Nah, it's a mat. For some reason I wrote map.';

'>>92623083
Why would you even want a girlfriend who is into the same stuff as you? In my experience those relationships really don't work out in the long term. Probably because if you're into the same stuff, you'll be around each other all the time and will eventually get sick of each other.

The saying "opposites attract" really is true when it comes to long term relationships.';

'>>92623083
They don't exist. They're either artists types with the depth of a puddle or ERPers who want you to do all the legwork for them with sheets and rolls.';

'what do I all need to buy for getting started with Airbrushing?';

'>>92623106
Sounds like your own experience rather than a general truth';

'>>92623115
Well yeah...that's why I prefaced it with "in my experience"';

'>>92623113
You I all need a compressor, an air brush, some paint, some air brush cleaner, and an area to spray.';

'>>92623113
I dunno, ask /wip/';

'>>92622563
i was wondering how your baron harkonnen was going, given the fremen talk earlier in the thread

more, more, give me more';

'>>92622913
either it "swims" in the ground more than it tunnels or the elf on top has some phase-through technobabble allowing him to ride underground and I think that's the cooler option and evoking an eerie desert ghost type of character';

'>>92621399
I own 18, are you on crack? I tried a game this week and felt like a right cunt running all of them. 3 squads is absolutely the play in comp lists. I don't think you realize how stupid a 2+/5++/4+++ is on Orkz for 2 turns, especially if you Unga bunga Ghaz right at the enemy, and 6" pile into another unit to get REALLY stuck in. Meanwhile, you've got 2 x 10 klaw nob squads with bosses in trukks running around being annoying as shit';

'>>92621627
Hi I've won 3 rtts and gotten Best Orkz in a local GT, who the fuck doesn't run at least 3 grot squads to screen other Ork players/World Eaters';

'I feel retarded just for asking this but why did they remove the paints ideally used for the models in their website? The old website listed them all.
I mean they're all listed in the box but still. I feel like buying vallejo out of spite';

'>>92623221
Because the new website won't really be ready for use for another year or so.
But GW launched it anyway.';

'>>92623221
Vallejo is so much easier to work with anyways, I only buy GW for technical and contrasts.';

'>>92621334
What a good boy
>>92621437
And nothing of value was lost';

'Are there any online calculators that let me pick the units instead of inputting stats one at a time?';

'>>92623277
no';

'>>92623147
Shuugash pretty much done for now, I'm basically in a holding pattern.
>need gellerpox infected KT box for a glitchling and stuff to finish him
>cant buy it yet because I have to save hobby budget for the CSM battleforce
so for now I keep working on the CSM half of /myguys/ warband. pic related.';

'>>92623277
Unit crunch remembers your unit profiles once you have input them the first time. There are also uploaded databases people make with full army lists pre-input that you can copy and load in to save yourself some time.';

'Demons fear this';

'>>92623246
>contrasts

Even then, both Army Painter Speed Paints and Vallejo Xpress are just as good as GW's contrast paints.';

'When did warhammer become cringe?';

'>>92623221
Incompetence. And that's just fucking designing a functional feature complete website, imagine what other projects are like behind the scenes. No matter how much money GW makes, all that does is give them more to skim, squander, and misappropriate.

Anyway, that's why taxes are theft.';

'>>92623412
The moment you made your first post in this general.';

'>>92623221
The new website was literally just money down the drain. Worse in every way than the old website and cost them millions.';

'>>92623384
I got Heretic Turquoise & Dwarf Skin Xpress colors from Vallejo. I liked the tone of the former and Xpress colors. I'll see how the former compares to the regular VGC Turquoise and how the latter works on faces instead of VGC Tan & Skin Tone Wash.';

'>>92623412
Always has been. It was written for teenage boys and has always been extremely cringe for any well-adjusted adult over the age of 16.';

'>>92623481
>adult
>16
nice try third worlder';

'>>92623021
No. You are retarded and wrong. The traitors currently control Nachmund.
Dante barely can leave Baal since he is besieged there.
Abaddon and the traitors have more control there and are building their own version of the Imperium.
Tourists like you belong on the cross.';

'>>92623511
>Getting this angry over a fictional setting written for toy soldiers

NTA, but bro get some help. It's not that deep.';

'i fell so far down the hobby hole im getting horse painting tutorials now';

'>>92623463
Shoutout to the consultant who pitched them the idea that a "sleek, streamlined website" would boost sales. Guy's laughing all the way to the bank';

'>>92623463
how do you even spend 6 million on that';

'>>92623351
>Daemons fear me
>Sororitas love me
>Humans don't know I exist';

'>>92623567
Is the tutorial at least good?';

'>>92623582
Overinflated salaries for tech/IT workers. Seriously, tech workers like software engineers and web developers are a dime a dozen now. There is really no reason they should be making more than minimum wage.';

'>>92623463
I'm a newfag who got into the hobby in January 2024, is this the current warhammerdotcom where GW sells everything from one place?';

'>>92623454';

'>>92623605
Only when it's in stock :^)';

'>>92623605
Yes it's this monstrosity
https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/home
They got fleeced if it cost them 4.5 million';

'Valrak did more damage to 40k than fucking TTS

>>92623463
>>92623605
those retards are wasting all of the money they got from ESG shit like if they are fucking disney.';

'>>92623602
>a dime a dozen now
Not ones who know what the fuck they're doing and can speak English.';

'>>92623616
I don't know why anyone would buy from them directly when you can buy shit around 15% off or more from 3rd party stores. I saved around $60 when buying my GSC combat patrol boxes and the money I went into paints, plastic glue, hobby knife etc. Considering those stores also make money as 3rd party retailers, giving such a high profit margin to a company like GW makes little to no sense.';

'>>92623655
>why anyone would buy from them directly
[online only]';

'>>92621322
Yeah KT isn't about list building, it's about grabbing your boys and getting stuck into a tactical skirmish.';

'>>92623669
If there's no list building they're not 'my boys'';

'How long until newrecruit is updated with the point change? Do I have to click something';

'>40k is basically just a list building simulator to maximize your dice rolls and the success threshold of those dicerolls

There's very little strategy in 40k. The game is decided on paper and in the dice tray.

Oh yes you have to basically have encyclopedic knowledge of bullshit "lol reverse uno!" trap card bullshit rules.

Basically it's like roulette where if you bet on 36 the croupier gets to kick you in the balls.';

'Custards are the favorite faction of Cavill right? Kinda based that GW ruined it then desu';

'Battlescribe hasn't updated their points yet, lazy fucks';

'>>92623682
At least there's wargear and equipment.';

'>>92623239
>Because the new website won't really be ready for use for another year or so.
I don't really believe they will change anything.';

'>>92623563
Where do you think you are? You only confirm more that you are shit eating tourist that doesn't belong here.
And going NTA doesn't mean jackshit on a fucking anon board.';

'>>92623463
>Worse in every way than the old website
I wouldn't say that. I imagine it's less useful to people who don't already know what's available and who don't know what they're looking for. People like that will have to do a lot more scrolling and clicking around to get the same value out of the new site as the old one. It feels like running an obstacle course just to glean basic information from the site if you start from the front page.

But my user experience has gotten better. The new filter function is way better, the store loads way quicker and feels much smoother. I already know most everything to be found in there so I can completely bypass most of the bullshit people might experience from entering the webstore through the front page. All that extra clicking and scrolling isn't really something I have to bother with. So the new has upsides for me.';

'>>92623711
Wrong. 40K is a simulator for me to field my army. MinMax fags need not apply.';

'new thred
>>92623772
>>92623772
>>92623772';

'>>92623759
Again, it's not that deep bro. Why are you so pressed right now?';

'>>92623782
Says the guy seething.
Get gatekept!';

'>>92623837
Ain't no one here "seething" (what's that even supposed to mean, lol?) except you, bro. And I ain't even the dude you originally responded to. No cap. Stop being so pressed my guy.';

'>>92622348
But that's Cabal.';

'>>92622122
>Nothing to do with Texan weathers.
that's true but it's amazing how many products are "don't leave this in a car or store it in a non-climate controlled area" in the southwest. like "do not store under 40C?" lol. lmao even.';

'>>92621217
Finish your bases pleb';

'>>92621191
If you were here during 8th edition release you'd realize any talk of the game being decent was btfo by people doomposting about primaris, and paintlets crying about "overdetailed models". There was literally zero actual discussion whatsoever and every post was just thinly veiled bait intended to upset people';

'>>92621871
This is why you save your pics of your models for posts not linked to schizo arguments. It's fine to post models if you aren't talking about insane shit within the same reply chain';

'>>92621916
Probably question what the point of rolling out tanks with rotted road wheels and mechanical issues when tau drones are just going to drop grenades on their roofs';

'>>92622862
Imagine choosing to expose yourself to pajeet culture willingly';