String fullTitle = 'BACK THE BARGE!';
int postNumber = 10963309;
String image = '1713979271779662.jpg';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)13:21:11';
String comment = 'I’m getting worried guys, we’re a week out and we still need 1,200 backers. Finally getting the Sail Barge is a dream come true for us oldies, but it looks as though it might not happen. Even with the inclusion of Yak Face we just aren’t getting the numbers like we need. Did you guys back the barge? Do you think we can reach 5,000 backers in time?
#BackTheBarge #IBackedTheBarge';
'Why was he so mad?';
'>>10963309
Just backed it, Yak Face was enough to finally push me over the edge.
#IBackedTheBarge';
'>>10963336
He thought Wal-Mart would keep it in the same place they put bikes because he has never worked retail, only yelled at the workers to check the back';
'Retrospammers on suicide watch lmao. Imagine having to cope so hard because of the recent Scott drama/legal action that they need to bring up this years old bullshit again?
Michael unironically won. Scott lost, Junkman always loses, and OP is and always will be, a faggot.';
'>>10963855
How did Michael win?';
'>>10963797
One figure made you back it? Why, may I ask?';
'>>10964982
By living in your head rent free.';
'>>10965268
Retro carded yak face has been a big want of mine for a long time';
'>>10963309
4 years later...';
'>>10966060
Btw, Danoby never confessed that he made it up for clicks. What he told Michael was that they should have a fake feud like wrestlers. Michael's autistic or has ADHD or something and can't imagine a scenario where he's wrong. So he doxxed Danoby and threatened his wife and kids.';
'>>10966060
>the same number of subscribers but less than half the number of uploads
>didn't have to resort to clickbait Lego videos
Danoby2 won.';
'>>10963309
Mouecucks always lose';
'>>10966060
Holy shit this is not normal behavior';
'>>10966060
You know, Michael blamed Scott for his not backing the Barge? He told everyone not to fund the Barge, because Scott's Ghostbusters Ecto-1 failed, so naturally he blames Scott as the architect of his misfortune.';
'>>10966060
he is like DSP of toys';
'>>10963309
Did it get backed? I haven’t been paying attention';
}