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public void /tesog/ - The Elder Scrolls Online General(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/tesog/ - The Elder Scrolls Online General';
int postNumber = 475025332;
String image = '1714023932920799.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)01:45:32';
String comment = 'Brotherhood Edition

>Crown Store Showcase, April 2024
www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/65787

>Elder Thread
>>473152896

>ESO Server Status
https://esoserverstatus.net

>Latest ESO Live
twitch.tv/bethesda

>Places to Buy/Recommended Addons/Assorted Links/Tweaks
pastebin.com/BuD9GaGX
- There are occasionally Free Play Events for prospective new players.

>UI Addons
esoui.com
minion.gg

>/tesog/ Guilds
[PC NA] mail: @taeralis, @zsj
[PC EU] mail: @Arachnomancer, @zsj
[PS4 NA] message PSN: kibukj
[PS4 EU] message PSN: RumpRustler
Or post your @username/platform/location here.

>Do I need to subscribe?
Optional, with largest benefits being access to all DLC (but NOT Necrom), cash shop currency on sub start/renewal, and the Craft Bag (can save your characters a ton of space).

>Which faction should I choose?
Want to PVP in Cyrodiil with friends? Make sure you're in the same faction. Otherwise, doesn't matter.

>I started with a Chapter. How do I access the OG main quest?
Open your map (or visit a Wayshrine for free TPs) and go to either Daggerfall, Vulkhel Guard, or Davon's Watch. Walk around. "Soul Shriven in Coldharbour" should start soon.

>Where should I begin normal questing?
Check out the OG beginner stuff, first: go to Port Hunding, Khenarthi's Roost, or Bleakrock.

>Pledge/Trial Calendar
benevolentbowd.ca/calendar/eso-pledge-calendar-en/

>DLC Chronological order flowchart
https://imgur.com/a/1FqzvH1

>The More You Know
- Level Rewards give you tons of stuff along the way, including a free mount at level 10.
- You need to be at least CP300 to queue for vet DLC dungeons.'
;

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475026436 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:59:03') {

'MIA since 2018
>Meridia
MIA since 2019
>Cadwell
>Abnur Tharn
>Skordo the Knife
MIA since 2020
>Sai Sahan
>Lyris Titanborn
>Neramo
>Kireth and Raynor Vanos

I can probably think of some more, but why does it feel like Zenimax tossed most of the reoccurring cast several years ago?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475027409 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:12:45') {

'I want a khajiit mommy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475027618 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:15:34'  && image=='haul.png') {

'so now that the event's (almost) done, please tell me that you guys have at least escaped abject poverty.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475029107 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:36:23') {

'>>475026436
Too focused on throwing le reddit cat into storylines he has no logical business being in and making trannies like Leramil.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475034407 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:53:19') {

'>>475027618
I saved up enough gold to buy sleek creek, which really came in handy with the criminal endeavors lately - its pretty much a free teleport to a fence
someone also gave me two million gold last week, it was sweet
I have learned all the new recipes and styles I got during the event, and gave the rest to my guilds because I can't be assed to try to price some of these things given the price drops from the event, the bidders can deal with what's valuable
I am wondering, though, what I can do with two million to try to make more money reliably.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475042071 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)06:02:10') {

'got my final style page and last minute tickets before shut down';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475042169 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)06:03:53') {

'No Barbas Helmet
No Ulvor Staff
No Kjalnar's Nightmare style page'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475042390 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)06:07:28'  && image=='tickets.png') {

'>>475042071
I managed to get the tickets too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475042505 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)06:09:16'  && image=='cake.jpg') {

'>>475042390
same :)
happy anniversary'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475045214 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)06:46:11'  && image=='1711600409604794.jpg') {

'Where are the loli khajiiti';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475047301 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:12:11') {

'>>475045214
Are Alfiq fine too?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475050016 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:47:13') {

'>>475026436
Tharn returns in Gold Road'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475050178 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:49:15'  && image=='1713232705609288.png') {

'>>475050016
Based Abnur 'the banana splitter' Tharn'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475051771 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:09:34') {

'>tfw you will never be a nibenese gigachad pounding prime altmeri royal pussy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475063327 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:27:00') {

'>>475027618
returned during the event after not playing since greymoor i made about 2 mil on ps na because i dont care too much about motifs. it was great being able to quickly gold all my characters gear out. i miss the prize boxes already.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475067416 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:05:47') {

'Are the level up advisor builds any good? How long can they be feasibly uses/when do you recommend to spec out of them?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475070707 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:39:09') {

'>all deathmatch battlegrounds weekend
holy based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475075259 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:22:25') {

'did they just take the server down AGAIN';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475075839 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:27:32'  && image=='pleaseunderstando.png') {

'>>475075259
Please understand, turning the server on costs us a lot of money. If you could purchase your ESO+ subscription and not open the application, we would appreciate it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475076517 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:33:37') {

'>>475075259
>>475075839
Apparently a non-zero number of people on pcna were having all of their characters / things deleted upon login.
this fucking company'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475076906 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:36:47') {

'PUREASE UNDERSTANDU! Small indie company you see.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475084045 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:36:36') {

'>>475027618
I farmed maybe 200 boxes and I doubt I got 300 million of shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475085640 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:50:04') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475089572 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:21:34') {

'>>475025332
I wish they’d give the dark brotherhood away for free too but then I’d lose my teleport to mournhold from my house.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475089776 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:23:01') {

'PC-NA is back online';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475093660 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:55:13'  && image=='Screen Shot 2024-04-25.jpg') {

'Ever since u41 the game has been unplayable for me because of how text is being rendered (pic related). I've been logging in to check if any of the small updates remedied the situation but no luck. I ran the repair from the launcher and wrote to support with a screenshot but haven't received anything since march 12 when I filed the ticket. Please help anons, everything was working before the font update.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475094162 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:59:54') {

'>>475093660
>4096x2304
what kind of monitor resolution is that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475095451 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:10:32') {

'>>475094162
"real" 4k: 4096 at 16:9
vs
standard 4k 3840x2160 aka double 1080p'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475096073 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:15:25') {

'>>475095451
did you try changing it to a more standard 16:9 res?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475100027 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:50:59') {

'>>475085640
>give away old dlcs
>loyal fans get a dungeon if they pay.
>release style motifs
>have to grind every day to get them
Some people didn't get any, can you believe that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475101651 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:05:48') {

'so can you go to varondo in the west weald';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475104939 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:34:32') {

'>>475100027
>give away old dlcs

just bait to get new players
if they actually cared people who already have Orsinium and Thieves Guild would be gifted crowns'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475110687 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:22:43') {

'>>475050016
Ohh? what do they say hes been doing all this time?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475117335 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:14:45') {

'>>475096073
The anon who replied wasn’t me but yes I’ve tried at every available resolution, it doesn’t improve meaningfully. This wasn’t an issue before they changed the font.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475117437 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:15:30') {

'Okay, I would say I need build help, but it's more a "what skills and two swards should I use" question. So I have been using a Bosmer Greatsword+bow build for a while. But I am getting kind of tired of it and want to switch to a dual swords+bow set up for overland stuff. I am Warden if that changes anything. Basically I wanna be a typical "fast shooty, stab faster" kind of elf that also uses nature bullshit. Any skill recommendations? Also what two swords would benefit me?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475120610 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:39:58') {

'>>475117437
in eso you typically want sets for the bonuses you get from them. So your weapons are going to be based on that, but you should keep the whole armor+jewelry+weapons in mind (12 slots = two 5 slots sets and one 2 slot set is typical (2-handed weapons such as a bow count as 2 slots)).
For overland you really don't need anything too special, you'll be fine with something easy to get like hundings+orders wrath+whatever.
I don't play warden so I really don't know what you'd use for the skills.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475126812 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:33:41'  && image=='Screenshot_20240424_233708.png') {

'So about a month ago I had finished everything prior to necrom except firesong, so I bought necrom and completed that as well.
Now that I CAN make an arcanist, I probably should, but I will probably play that arcanist a lot, so I really need to settle on a race I'll be happy with.
Anyone got ideas and arguments on which to take?

I have a funny idea for an argonian name but I'm still pondering other options.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475128067 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:44:44'  && image=='Screenshot_20240425_015756.png') {

'Also I plan to do the prologue for gold road, but when doing these prologue quests, I like to hunt down the in-world starter. Basically all those prologue starters you see in the crown store? They are all also found in the overworld, they're just in really weird places sometimes.
For the vast majority of cases, they're found in base game locations. The only exception was the necrom prologue, as that one was in the Telvanni town on Vvardenfell.
To name a few other examples
>Firesong : A letter in front of the tavern in Evermore
>Southern Elsweyr: A redguard outside the inn in Sentinel'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475129945 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:01:34') {

'How much will building materials moon when the new furniture is out?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475140204 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:36:57'  && image=='lqepftt.0066.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475140338 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:38:23') {

'Whats with this anon constantly posting screenshots of the game on ultra low settings? Is it a bot?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475141070 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:45:02') {

'>>475140338
everyone in this thread is a bot. everyone.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475151718 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:28:56') {

'I do not perceive it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475158998 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:43:00') {

'>>475050016
I thought he died.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475159609 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:50:16') {

'it's not just Tharn
Darien also shows up'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475164958 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:55:14') {

'>>475143147
so both you and your boyfriend are broke bitches?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475169935 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:58:04') {

'>>475159609
Why do people lie on the internet? Darien and Tharn do not show up. Darien is fucking DEAD.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475175064 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:09:04') {

'i just noticed the anniversary jubilee ended. do we know when the next event is? i need my daily event tickets fix.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475178684 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:59:35') {

'Naryu's TIGHT cloaca.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475180209 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)05:18:14') {

'>>475175064
Next month they give all the good dlc away and loads of cosmetics.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475180694 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)05:24:30') {

'>>475178684
Okay, is this an obscure piece of lore that dark elves have cloaca, or an obscure piece of lore that says Naryu is secretly an argonian?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475183618 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:00:28') {

'>northern and southern elsweyr
>in northern elsweyr you face off with mulaamnir, kaalgrontiid doesn't power up until the end
>in southern elsweyr, you face off with laatvulon, you never meet kaalgrontiid
>No matter which order you play it in, it all still works out plot wise.

>Blackwood and deadlands
>In Blackwood, you're looking for the ambitions
>In the deadlands, you're disabling the waking flame's doomsday device
>Because those are superficially separate issues and you don't tackle Mehrunes dagon until you're done with both, you can play them in either order and it still makes sense

So how does this work out for necrom+gold road?
Necrom is all about discovering that Ithelia existed in the first place, so meeting her in person in gold road kind of fucks this up completely. '
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475197661 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:29:38'  && image=='Screenshot_20240426_004715.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475199148 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:44:32') {

'>>475164958
Ren is a gay hooker, so he was broke form the get-go. His boyfriend burned all his money on gay hookers.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475212567 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:52:16'  && image=='Screenshot_20240423_095614.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475213553 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:02:14') {

'>>475140338
He explained himself at one point.
He somehow managed to get the game working on a mobile device and even posted a clip of himself playing it. That's why his caps have this meme resolution.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475218723 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:51:05'  && image=='Screenshot_20240426_103655.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475218949 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:53:07') {

'>>475183618
Necrom was a non-chapter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475220237 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:05:14') {

'>>475197661
would you mind telling me what's giving you those bitchin' claws?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475222665 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:26:45') {

'Who's worse - Leramil or Arabelle?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475223432 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:33:35') {

'>>475222665
I like both'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475225189 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:48:38') {

'>puts the waking flame dlc and the crimson oath montiff in the clown store
>doesn’t add the baron zaudrus weapons pack
There is a faggy little bitch at Zos intentionally not returning the zaudrus pack to keep the mask from circulating.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475225375 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:50:17') {

'>>475225189
it's Gina herself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475234401 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:04:57'  && image=='Screenshot_20240426_200324.png') {

'>>475220237
The robe is xivkyn as well.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475235819 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:15:46') {

'>>475222665
Leramil just seems perpetually zooted, Arabelle was a condescending cunt. Worst is that bitch in southern Elsweyr who can't act for shit but tags along for half the storyline.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475236463 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:20:53') {

'>>475234401
thanks, anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475245076 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:32:46'  && image=='1712126263000000.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475249025 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:05:17') {

'>>475183618
Summerset and morrowind need to be played in order too. Along with clockwork city.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475249617 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:09:48') {

'Burnout is getting to me after playing for 90 hours in 20 days.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475249851 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:11:21') {

'>>475249617
I am also ready for a nice long break after that horrid event. If there are no good things in the login rewards next month I doubt I will log in at all.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475252725 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:32:36') {

'>>475249617

Same. I log in to do daily writs and close it and go do something else. Don't even care for grinding or anything. My boyfriend is beyond sick of the game and is especially tilted because he didn't get a single good thing during the event while i get ciphers and 5 aetherial dust and stuff. So he wants to quit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475254470 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:46:23') {

'Looking for a mix of mostly PvP battlegrounds and the occasional daily dungeon. Tank or healer preferred so I don't have to wait in peasant queue times. Which class is the most fun';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475257019 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:07:06') {

'>>475225189
It's me. I am the only dark lord allowed in eso.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475258063 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:15:31') {

'Is there any news about new ship houses in gold road?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475258301 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:17:37') {

'>>475258063

Anon it's a chapter set in LAND it has literally no ocean nearby at all why would they make new ship themed houses?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475258532 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:19:19') {

'>>475249025
I guess, yeah. But I prefer the modular design they moved onto afterwards. I think it's generally better as well. In fact, if they had gone with what other people speculated it would be, it could still have been done in the modular way.
>ithelia is introduced as a random human-looking woman with mystery powers
>she has no memories, so people give her a different name
>if you did necrom first, leramil says to avoid mentioning Ithelia in case that stirs up memories
>for the entirety of gold road, she is in amnesiac human mode and exclusively referred to by that name while you escort her around the place and hunt after artifacts and torvesard
>when both are done, you get another final arc like with previous cases
>the final arc involves her actually remembering who she is and getting her full power back
The leaked caps make it pretty clear that this is not where they're going though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475261154 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:41:58') {

'>>475258301
It could be a dwemer river steam boat thats parked in a cave'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475263369 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:59:23') {

'Question about gear for sorcerer, right now I have 5p Mother's Sorrow armor, 5p Tzogovin jewelery + weapon and Maelstrom's weapon. How should I go from here, if I want to solo dungeons and play with 2 bars and 2x fire staff?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475264435 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:07:43') {

'>>475263369
In the previous thread, someone sugested 'Lazy sorc' "from" Xynode for soloing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475265359 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:15:22'  && image=='file.png') {

'i spent the last 2 hours camping a thieves trove spot and it STILL WON'T SHOW UP. I SPENT YET ANOTHER HOUR WALKING EVERYWHERE LOOKING FOR THIEVE THROVES AND I CAN'T FIND A SINGLE ONE

I FUCKING HATE ENDEAVORS WHY DO THEY DO THIS SHIT, THE GAME IS NOT FUN. THE EVENT ENDED THE GAME IS DYING AND ZENIMAX DOES THIS SHIT? DO THEY WANT ME TO QUIT TOO?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475265808 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:18:59') {

'>>475265359
I had no trouble finding them without specifically looking for them on EU.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475266647 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:26:17'  && image=='file.png') {

'4 hours and I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND A SINGLE ONE';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475266879 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:28:24'  && image=='file.png') {

'>>475266647
what do we have here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475267469 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:33:26'  && image=='file.png') {

'>>475266879

AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M SICK OF THIS

I HAD SHIT TO DO TODAY

NOT SPEND 4 HOURS LOOKING FOR TROVES

I'M BEYOND FUCKING STRESSED I HATE THIS GAME I WANT KIM KARDASHIAN TO FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475267929 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:37:04'  && image=='file.png') {

'Fuck it. Fuck Zenimax. I'm not spending more time on this shit. I just did the endeavor of using ultimate 5 times.

OH NOOO I COULD HAVE GOTTEN 30 ENDEAVORS MORE?? AND SPEND MORE HOURS ON IT? Nah fuck it.

Last time there was this shit trove thing i had to ask my boyfriend for help and we spent 2 hours looking everywhere.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475268372 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:40:40') {

'Only took me 20 minutes, lol.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475269212 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:47:54') {

'>>475268372
yeah, just go to a dlc zone like murkmire or craglorn and it is pretty easy. I think this guy should just quit, it's an apparent skill issue.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475270150 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:56:14') {

'>>475268372
>>475269212

You incels don't even play ESO.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475271113 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:04:32') {

'>>475270150
Not my fault you were born with abyssmal luck.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475274471 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:33:29') {

'>>475270150
I am in one of your guilds, I do play'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475274582 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:34:26') {

'>>475274471

Prove it. Gift me the GOld Road DLC.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475275027 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:38:31') {

'>>475274582
Why? You clearly don't like the game, it would be a waste for us both'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475275484 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:42:37'  && image=='editbox.png') {

'Is there anyway addons or vanilla to move the edit box to the top? The spacing on my UI is giving me autism';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475275815 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:45:30') {

'Gold Road lore:
Ithelia is Magnus' daughter and Meridia's sister'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475276274 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:49:41') {

'at least she's not a gay south american';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475276463 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:51:20') {

'>>475265359
Bro you just find thief troves passively while doing other shit.
They're placed specifically so that you come across them doing other stuff.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475277696 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:01:25') {

'>>475276463

What other shit??
I DON'T EVEN WANNA PLAY

AND NO

YOU DON'TFIND TROVES WHILE ROLEPLAYING OR DOING DUNGEONS OR WRITS OR ANYTHING

I don't know how you play this game but it's not normal to walk from one corner of the map to the other. Also, no, most troves are hidden.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475278232 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:05:47') {

'>>475275484
Edit box?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475278594 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:09:28') {

'>>475277696
I just open uesp's map of a dlc zone Ave run around looking for troves while gathering
why can't you do this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475278742 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:10:51') {

'How far can I go as tank without having to resort to copying a build online for PVE? Are trials out of the question?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475279115 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:14:44') {

'>>475278594

I DID
FOR 3 HOURS
I ALSO DID THAT THE LAST TIME THE ENDEAVORS SAID THAT.

>>475278742
>Are trials out of the question?

Absolutely.
To tank trials, even normal ones, you need
1. Over 40k health in case of enemies that "one shot"
2. Max Phsyical Resistance with buffs
3. Meta skills, Tanks annoyingly require lvl 6 in Assault/Defense for War Horn and Barrier, some also need Caltrops, and of course Vigor is a must for self heal, healers nowadays are garbage
4. Meta gear, with the worst part of it not being how hard it is to grind (current meta gear is Dreadsail Reef pearlescent), but the fact that you're gonna need the Ice Staff of Powerful Assault, which costs over 3mil gold, and of course, a Hakeijo for each part of your armor, each Hakeijo costs 80k gold.

Being a tank is expensive, demanding, exhausting, and overall not worth it without full gear because you won't tank properly, you won't have self sustain, and you won't buff your retarded allies who will probably do 0 dps so at the very least you need a few set pieces of abilities to give them more spell damage and such.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475279218 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:15:45') {

'im still astonshed they didnt reuse the hive golem model for iron atronach';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475279609 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:19:44') {

'>>475278742
either learn why the builds are the way they are and improvise or just follow them. mechanics for tanking are not hard at all but you're just gimping yourself and your groupmates if you don't understand what's happening or why.
and don't listen to farquaad, or any other gay retard for that matter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475281093 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:33:52') {

'>>475264435
That's one bar snoozefest, I'm specifically looking for something with two bars and 1 or no pets and full ranged with 2x staff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475288421 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:43:58') {

'Saw a thicc argonian babe today
It was a good day'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475298512 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:28:39'  && image=='1707452589000000.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475302595 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:11:11') {

'>>475275815
We know that from Necrom.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475306192 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:51:22'  && image=='1482277519942.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475314907 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)02:50:22'  && image=='The Elder Scrolls Online_ Tamriel Unlimited-2024_04_27-00_41_14.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475315540 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)02:59:13') {

'I really like the elder scrolls and want to do more with the community';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475321235 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:32:19') {

'>>475279115
Can you guys (not you specifically but the trial community in general) not come up with builds that are less expensive but still get the job done? Who came up with the meta build anyway? He doesn't happen to sell those ice staffs for an income, does he?
I guess to break the question down better: What purpose specifically does each of those components serve? Once you know that, it's very likely that substitutes become apparent.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475321410 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:35:13') {

'>>475275815
Do daedra even have biological relatives like that?
The only example I can think of is molag grunda, and even with her, I don't think it's the same thing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475321815 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:42:08') {

'>dark brotherhood story
>qt waifu gets killed off, unlikable dickhead redguard lives'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475323495 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:13:22') {

'>>475279115
>>475321235
I'm actually looking into it now.

Going off the powerful assault effect, I'd say this is just a case of letting perfect be the enemy of good. If not, ask people: Is your dps really so low that you're failing to beat the enrage timers without those 300 extra weapon damage?
For the war horn, it really depends on what you're taking it for. Are you taking the warhorn for the major force or for the critical defense?
Forcing support on the tank for a 4k barrier makes no sense to me at all. Barriers can be capped by healers as is, are they so inept that they need the tank to take over their job as well?
For hakejo runes, I can see how they situationally benefit the tank, but I don't see that making or breaking whether or not it works at all. Unless there's something extremely specific (like a boss having tankbusters that kill you if you don't have enough stamina or magicka) necessitating them, I'd say they're optional and anyone saying otherwise is neurotic
And finally, with the meta set being dreadsail reef gear, I'd straight up advocate to tell anyone demanding that to go fuck themselves. How are you going to break into trials as a tank, if you need to farm trials to get the gear you supposedly need to complete them in the first place? It puts the cart before the horse.
That trial didn't exist for most of the game's lifespan. Did the entire playerbase including endgame players collectively abstain from touching any trials or vet dungeons prior to high isle because dread sail reef and the gear from it didn't exist yet? Ofc no, they made do with something else, so obviously it's possible to clear trials without it, at least all of them up to and including dread sail reef.

>okay it is possible, but it's still more difficult
Then git gud.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475325772 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:49:52') {

'>>475321815
> haha i'm so quirky haha i like to KILL people and uh like mannequins with pretty dresses HAHAHA

Cringe.
Also the leader being an old hag is gross. WOmen shouldn't lead anything.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475334721 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)07:53:28') {

'Can you have only 1 master writs for each profession in your bank/inventory? I have 1 each and I wanted to keep them in bank until I get motifs/recipies, but it's been like 2 weeks since I got last one';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475340847 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:00:47') {

'>>475334721
I know you can have multiple in your bank at least.
The main limitation is that you can't have more than 1 master writ quest of each profession active.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475344676 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:37:46') {

'whoever designed the psijic skill line quest should never be allowed to work in video games ever again.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475353480 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:05:41') {

'>>475334721
master writ drop rates for equipment are based off of crafting level + traits known + completed motifs, enchanting is based off of crafting level + properties known, alchemy is crafting level + ingredient properties, and provisioning is crafting level + purple/gold recipes learned.
I believe the % gain for recipes/motifs is minimal.
crafting alts can be annoying to set up and spending time using them every day is annoying, but it's another way to increase the amount of master writs you acquire'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475356275 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:32:38') {

'>>475323495
300 weapon damage per dps per attack adds up fast
warhorn is taken for major force and the stat increase that also increases damage done by skills very slightly (per groupmate per attack).
hekeijo is used because tanks (like most other roles) use skills that use stamina and magicka but don't stack one or the other for the damage buff, more for the utility effects. a tri-stat buff is a larger increase to the total resources than an even number of single stat buffs.
pearlescent ward is a good set in trials for the aformentioned per groupmate per attack buff, but also because it helps taper the massive dps loss from shitters dying.

yes clearly none of these are strictly necessary individually, or even as a whole to clear content especially on normal. But what is the point of building a meta "best in slot" wishlist if you gimp yourself by excluding items arbitrarily.

>>okay it is possible, but it's still more difficult
>then git gud
Farquaad spends more time e-begging and e-buggering than playing the game so he clearly needs all of the benefit of a meta setup without any of the effort of setting it up.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475364430 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)12:43:58') {

'>>475356275
>yes clearly none of these are strictly necessary individually, or even as a whole to clear content especially on normal. But what is the point of building a meta "best in slot" wishlist if you gimp yourself by excluding items arbitrarily.
It's not about building a best-in-slot wishlist, it's about outlining what you actually need to get into the content. Getting the best-in-slot setup should be - at most - the goal, not a starting point.
I guess what I mean is, if you basically started off the game already having everything, then sure, I guess. But let's drop that implied nonsense, that is not the case. Nobody starts the game already having everything. You don't log into your first character for the first time and immediately spawn with a full 50-160 pearlescent set, do you now?

Obviously the idea is that you complete raids WITHOUT a full pearlescent set, and then once you've beaten it sufficiently to reclear it on the regular, you can farm a pearlescent set to use in subsequent builds afterwards. All the currently full-meta equipped tanks you might know today, I guarantee you every single one has done this. They've all completed DSR a few times without having a full set of pearlescent gear equipped.
>what if they farmed it as a dps
Same issue, but elsewhere. All those perfected arena weapons, there's no way they already had those prior to farming them in those same arenas. There's no way they had full perfected relequen sets prior to clearing cloudrest for the first time.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475377794 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:35:07') {

'I made fun of him but I didn't actually get any thieves troves last night, either';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475388626 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:02:36'  && image=='Screenshot_20240427_160825.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475397153 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)17:12:33'  && image=='Screenshot_20240427_224930.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475401616 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)17:50:05'  && image=='Screenshot_20240423_091652.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475407127 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:36:43'  && image=='Screenshot_20240204_133509.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475409226 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:55:46') {

'>>475407127
Where is this? I'm guessing Black Marsh but but the building looks Imperial or Breton.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475410221 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:04:41') {

'>>475409226
It's that fortress north of Leyawiin where the final battle of blackmarsh takes place. The guy standing in the middle is the leader of the cult.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475419743 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:31:28'  && image=='1711325524000000.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475422237 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:54:42') {

'why is arcanist so good? it makes playing other classes feel like shit.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475424051 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:11:50') {

'when does crimefest end';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475425835 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:29:09'  && image=='file.png') {

'NOI

NONON

NNONONONONO NOOOOO
NOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW MANY HOURS IS PENT ON THIS SHIT1? NOW MY BOYFRIEND IS GONNA FUCK LEAVE MY ASS

WHAT THE FUCKK
FWHAT HTE HFCUKK

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475427313 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:43:13') {

'ladies and gentlemen...
WE GOT HIM'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475428741 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:56:03'  && image=='1608533495796.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475429957 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:07:33') {

'>>475425835
QUICK! Start begging for a new account! Then you can rebeg for all the DLCs. Your kingdom may have fallen, but it can rise once more from the ashes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475430716 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:14:23') {

'>>475425835
post ban reason'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475431946 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:24:44'  && image=='Shaking and crying.jpg') {

'>>475430716

I really don't know what to do now... I think i will kill myself. I lost the game of my dreams, my boyfriend who's the love of my life is gonna leave me now... I have nothing...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475432381 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:28:32') {

'>>475431946
>>475425835
rest in piss faggot farquaad

now go back to wanking over aleister in dragon age, you worthless homo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475432859 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:32:39') {

'scram';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475440440 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:44:40') {

'>>475422237
ZOS make new things fun and op to sell copies.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475441254 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:53:20') {

'what's the simplest way to grind for gold without doing merchant stuff or events? i am broke and need to buy some new crafted gear sets

i was thinking maybe dolmen farming and breaking down jewelry into mats? anyone done that before?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475444374 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:24:46') {

'>>475441254
people sell mats all the time. you can easily make enough gold for gear that way.
Do it through a guild trader though or you'll be spending almost as much time actively hawking your wares as you do farming. for like 90% of guilds you don't have to talk to anyone and a good portion of the guilds that advertise that they want sales minimums won't actually kick anyone unless they have 0 sales and the guild slots are filled.
Even if you're not trying some arbitrage play, it's worth looking at TTC for what the trade volume / pricing is like for whatever you're planning on selling'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475447964 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:01:12') {

'>>475441254
>i was thinking maybe dolmen farming and breaking down jewelry into mats? anyone done that before?

Trash idea anon.
Some quick ways i'd recommend you are
1. Blue print hunting in Solitude blackreach public dungeon vases
2. Dreugh Wax farming in the bear spot in Bangkorai
3. Infinite Archives and using 2000 archive points to buy a provision bag and PRAY you get rubyblossom essence (700k gold)
4. Play Scions of Ithelia, Earthern Root or Scribes of Fate dungeons in veteran (10 seconds queue as a tank, 1 minute queue s healer) for motif styles. The Y'ffre chest from Earthern root for example sells for 3mil gold. And you have a 40% chance to get motifs in Veteran. Extra chance from chests, and 100% chance if you have the balls and the team to do Hard Mode.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475448345 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:05:03') {

'>>475447964
Thanks my man. I don't tank, and I don't heal, so I won't be doing that last one.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475454139 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)02:10:53'  && image=='The Elder Scrolls Online_ Tamriel Unlimited-2024_04_27-00_53_01.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475462889 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)04:03:37'  && image=='Archwizard_Twelvane.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475476301 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)07:08:04'  && image=='Screenshot_20240124_175327.png') {

'Aus ping';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475483063 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:40:24'  && image=='pvpchat.png') {

'How do I turn this shit off in the chat? I have pvp notifications disabled in social settings.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475496517 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:10:27'  && image=='lulz.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475499220 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:35:58') {

'You sacrificed Sai Sahan because ur jelly of his BBC.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475506883 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:46:17'  && image=='C8D294DD-C5C3-450B-ADAD-1B3EDBBD8344.jpg') {

'I’m seeing a slight uptick in mundane rune might wanna buy now before they rebound to pre anniversary prices';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475513050 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)13:37:24'  && image=='The Elder Scrolls Online_ Tamriel Unlimited-2024_04_26-23_55_06.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475521637 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)14:44:57'  && image=='zxy.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475522580 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)14:52:08') {

'>>475422237
It 100% just makes the other classes feel and look like shit. Doesn't help that it probably has one of the more cohesive themes too, as opposed to a bargain bin collection of stuff.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475523518 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)14:59:55') {

'>>475422237
it's good to sell the expansion
in a year or two they'll nerf it to oblivion like necro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475527703 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)15:34:31'  && image=='this-day-in-history-09-07-1813-u-s-nicknamed-uncle-sam.jpg') {

'What are (you) working on/grinding in ESO? I'm looking for things to do.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475529760 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)15:50:56'  && image=='file.png') {

'>>475527703
writs and waiting for sub to run out'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475530589 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)15:56:58') {

'>>475523518
Doubt it. Arcanist is so good and fun because of its kit. It's basically like newly released and reworked League champs where their abilities all do a ton of different things.
Unless they start removing all of the buffs/debuffs and slotted on either bar stuff there's no way it'll go into the shitter like necro because arcanist was designed around hybridhomo which is a big part of the reason it works so well.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475531236 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:01:45') {

'gankbros how are you doing it? everyone has so much healing and armor it seems impossible.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475532397 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:11:37'  && image=='Gym husbands.gif') {

'>>475527703

I'm not playing ESO anymore because my boyfriend and I are beyond tired of it. But we have characters to ERP and we still need to finish 3 of his that require fighter's guild grind, skill points grind, and like 500 transmute crystals and he has 0.

Before that however i had to grind for my characters and it was pure pain. Had to do DST like 999 times for Pillager and Pearlescent for my 3 tanks and my 3 healers. Had to grind Unhallowed Grave for the new meta Aegis set, hag to grind Falkreath hold for Nirn, had to grind Wayrest Sewers for Sargent, had to grind Maelstrom Arena for Inferno staff, had to grind Dragonstar Arena for puncturing remedy and great healing.

And before that miserable grinding i had t ogrind for gold to buy all the DLCs I was missing, so i had to spend al day farming gold, selling things, stealing motifs and high value stuff, etc.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475532964 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:16:11') {

'No you're quitting because you got kicked from so many FG1 groups for being a shit healer.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475533779 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:22:05') {

'>>475532964

KILL YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT incel trolls lvl 30 that vote kick someone in FG1 because the tank with no taunt died after aggroing everyone and running past them is literally not my fault.

You're just a sad, lonely incel loser who made a parasocial relationship with me so you're desperate to get my attention and talk with me.

Touch.
Grass.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475541080 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)17:22:31'  && image=='cake_2024.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475550812 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:43:54'  && image=='1711944429000000.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475555164 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:20:38'  && image=='The Elder Scrolls Online_ Tamriel Unlimited-2024_04_28-22_30_06.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475557615 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:41:54'  && image=='I go by many names.png') {

'>>475527703
I recently made an arcanist and have started playing him. Actually doing the main quests and shiet, along with shards, writs, skilling craft skills and so on. I made him a normal-looking dunmer and his outfit is just all house Telvanni light armor. I technically already had 3 other alts, but I don't play those at all outside of going to the stables once a day (and only when I actively play).
I'm also writing a fic about how Dulkhi (Orc dyke from a Rivenspire poi quest) gets rejected by Arlie Edrald, makes a deal with a Daedric Prince and then gets raped by an Ogrim. Started that yesterday and I've already finished the first of 2 or 3 chapters. I'm working on the 2nd in-between questing in Deshaan.

>>475530589
It's because the entire kit is designed to synergise with itself, while necro just throws some random shit out there.
>1st skill: Gives you stacks that increase your damage in general
>2nd skill, deals a lot of damage, increases damage for each stack from 1st skill
>3rd skill, applies debuff on mobs that increases damage taken from all your other arc skills. Can be morphed to have its damage increased from stacks like with beam
>4th skill: adds additional damage to all your other skills
Everything you do improves the other things you can do in some way.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475559102 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:54:31') {

'>>475531236
You just search out and pick on the people with shit builds. Or try to catch some bomber or max mag sorc with their shields down and pray for a 1 shot.

But really you don't. PvP is in a pretty sad state now. Even to the point I can get in Gray Host with no wait on a sunday evening.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475560981 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)20:10:56') {

'>>475527703
Furnishing my orc house'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475571674 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:41:53'  && image=='lqepftt.0067.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475572125 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:45:53') {

'I was finally able to get my game working, but I'm kind of sad as I basically missed all of the 10 year good stuff. Like what's the point?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475574168 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)22:05:04') {

'>>475532397
>meta Aegis set
wait what the fuck, Aegis is meta now? since when?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475574501 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)22:08:14') {

'>>475574168

Uhh since like a month ago? Anyone who attacks melee should be using it, it has massive aoe damage.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475576468 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)22:26:53') {

'>>475574501
fuck yeah I have a shitload of it since I actually like the effect itself, might need to come back then'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475579512 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)22:53:03') {

'So what's good in solo PvP atm? I used to play stam sorc burst builds.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475580770 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:04:19') {

'there are two classes in this game
DK tank
Arcanist DPS
it's fucking sad. No wonder this shit is dying.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475582002 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:16:17') {

'I think the doomsissy and farquaad should ride off into the sunset and enjoy their fag lifestyle far far away from here';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475582051 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:16:47') {

'>>475580770
>DK tank

You mean the worst garbage in this game, ridiculously expensive, extremely hard and unfun to play, and played by nobody because Warden tank does the job in a more fun and cheaper way?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475582215 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:18:18') {

'>>475582002

I think you should get a life and stop obsessing over random anonymous users in 4chan.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475582528 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:21:15') {

'>>475582215
I think you should get a life and stop posting your dogshit opinions here'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475582569 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:21:44') {

'>>475582215
you aren't anonymous if everyone knows who you are though'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475582978 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:25:48') {

'this game sucks!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475583559 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:31:22') {

'>>475582569

You incels only know who i am because you're in 4chan 24/7 and have no friends so you get obsessed with me.

You're talking like i advertise myself or have a name instead of anonymous or anything. Sometimes i make simple comments about lore, gameplay, or whatever and you guys immediatly know "I KNOW I KNOW YOU HAHA I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!".

It's like you have nothing going on in your life other than me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475592297 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)00:59:18'  && image=='1482594471142.jpg') {

'if you really hate him, the only thing you can do is not talk to him. his kind are desperate for any sort of attention. they can't change, they can't think, they can't stop acting like this, they just have a mental illness that makes them require any attention they can get, however they can get it. he's not the first (or second, or third), here, and he won't be the last.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475594147 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:20:45') {

'>>475582051
Fuck you smoking Willis? Been a min since I seen a warden tank. Nobody takes them cause warden spot is already taken by healers.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475595023 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:31:17') {

'honestly besides "all straights should die" and begging for gold road farquaad isn't that offensive since he talks about the game
i also don't know why he's called farquaad'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475598495 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:11:45') {

'I think the Aldmeri Dominion is pretty cool
if only it wasn't full of elves'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475599761 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:27:25') {

'>>475595023
sometimes he's funny, but lately he's been less so.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475609269 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)04:28:46'  && image=='farquaad.jpg') {

'>>475595023
>i also don't know why he's called farquaad
my guess is it's because his characters always have those big gigachad jaws like farquaad'
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'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475616529 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:04:34'  && image=='Screenshot_20240206_235051.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475622139 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)07:14:21'  && image=='Screenshot_20240203_211048.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475629206 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:40:26'  && image=='Screenshot_20240130_012631.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475638938 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:31:48'  && image=='Screenshot_20240131_143929.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475639397 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:36:13') {

'>free house as a daily log in reward
kinda based, I will log in to claim it and then stop playing again

https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/65939'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475640663 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:48:18'  && image=='Sword-Singer's Redoubt.jpg') {

'TESVI Hammerfell announcement incoming';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475641619 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:57:43') {

'>>475640663
will kms if hammerfell is the actual place in tes6'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475643358 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:14:22') {

'>>475641619
anon, it's like a 99% chance'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475644907 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:28:51') {

'>>475641619
It's basically guaranteed to be either Hammerfell as a whole or somewhere in hammerfell.
I'd just prefer if they made the game about specific location IN Hammerfell, like one city and the city's immediate surrondings.
Also obviously over that, I'd prefer if it was what I posted about months ago: A game about Yokuda re-emerging and the redguards resettling back onto the islands.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475645216 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:31:51') {

'>>475643358
>>475644907
my copium was that it was high rock'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475646035 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:39:29') {

'>>475645216
Yeah I think I'm pretty happy it isn't high rock. Remember High Isle.
> game about High Rock and Bretons
>in current year
Imagine wanting this
>Every single quest or storyline is about Bretons fucking each other in the ass, Breton women cheating on their husbands with each other or how redguards are fucking every Breton woman out there.
>every piece of text/lore found in the world is about how akshually Bretons are literally the devil and how everything bad is the Bretons' fault
>Main campaign is about helping the empress who took over Cyrodiil subjugate the Bretons and dragging them through long acts of humiliation where they have to kneel and be lectured on how immoral they are
>Of course the empress is a light-skinned redguard with an afro haircut, or an argonian'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475646395 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:42:44') {

'>>475639397
Told you it was gonna happen. Is it a good one?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475648376 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:01:31'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-04-29 115925.png') {

'wtf is this';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475648680 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:04:27') {

'>>475640663
>Speaking of spectacular, this house could be hinting at something special! You’ll have to wait and see…

nigga you expect TES 6 announcement but it's zos
something special in their lingo means yokudan patron deck or other lame shit like that'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475649578 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:12:57'  && image=='file.png') {

'>>475640663
You just had to scroll down for the announcement'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475649635 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:13:32') {

'>>475648376
charcoal'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475651240 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:28:06') {

'>>475649635
why does it sell for so much'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475651446 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:29:46') {

'>>475609292
BIG lightbulb'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475654354 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:54:10'  && image=='crates.png') {

'>>475649578
Yeah you're right. Upon scrolling down, those updates are fucking wild.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475655680 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:05:44') {

'>>475651240
TG money laundering'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475656329 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:11:18') {

'why do they always focus on the most boring provinces';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475657527 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:21:32') {

'>>475656329
Because Morrowind has been done to death and everything is a downgrade from the best province in Tamriel.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475658476 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:29:49') {

'Tear chapter 2025 lets gooo';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475659479 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:38:08') {

'I wish they would reveal the companions already so we get that disappointment out of the way sooner rather than later';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475659706 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:39:42') {

'>>475659479
one has already been leaked and he's an Altmer twink, basically Fennorian clone'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475659930 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:41:31') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475660283 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:44:08') {

'>>475659479
wouldn't you rather hear about another live event in Germany?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475660870 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:48:52') {

'>>475656329
Cyrodiil is the most neglected region in Tamriel because of the whole open world pvp zone.
The only actual cyrodiil pve zone so far is Gold Coast, a small dlc zone with maybe 2 sidequests and 2 delves.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475665864 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)14:28:48') {

'>>475644907
If they did Stros' M'kai, could they do the 1:1 scale of Tamriel Todd's always wanted?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475666851 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)14:37:33') {

'>>475654354
Zos are getting a bit hostile. Giving away the oldest dlc in the game for free must have been hard for them to do.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475667565 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)14:43:52') {

'>>475659479
what's companions perks? Like how bastion makes you pick up better potions or Sharp-As-Night makes it fish better.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475676325 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:02:43') {

'On my yearly the algorithm decides to spam ESO stuff to me so I decide to play the game again and this time I'll totally play the story like I intend but I end up quitting because of the lackluster atmosphere and combat.
Wish me luck :D'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475677645 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:14:12') {

'>>475665864
Possibly. But would you want a third game set in stros m'kai?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475677919 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:16:37') {

'>>475676325
I think the atmosphere is one of the better parts of the game, at least in some zones.
Whoever was directing the molag bal questline should have stayed and made more stuff for ESO. When I finish it with my arcanist, I'll go out of my way to watch the credits.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475678184 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:19:05') {

'>>475640663
Normies won't accept power downgrade from Dragonborn with reality bending shouts and entire world sucking your dick in the main quest
What kind of special snowflake will canon Redguard hero be?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475680423 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:37:14') {

'>>475678184
You will cut white gold tower in half with your glorious yokudan steel folded over 9000 times while flying on a magic carpet.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475680962 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:41:25'  && image=='ON-tribute-hunding-Way_of_the_Sword.png') {

'>>475678184
>Conversely, there have been certain gifted individuals who could form a Shehai from a very young age or with little or no training.
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Sword-singers'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475684613 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:12:17') {

'>>475660870
you also have Leyawiin and now Skingrad'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475686930 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:30:32') {

'>>475678184
>What kind of special snowflake will canon Redguard hero be?
Sword Kanger. The chief HoonDinger.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475688963 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:46:43') {

'>>475678184
Ass creed but in TES.
Heavy emphasis on parkour, but with portals. The bad guys are some daedric cult that travels around undetected by abusing portals that are spread throughout the ingame world.
The player's gimmick is that you can re-open them and they even connect through really weird locations like inside dungeons/delves. And the main campaign involves multiple chase sequences where you follow the cultists through multiple far-apart areas in quick succession.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475689391 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:50:12') {

'>>475678184

I don't get why you retards want so bad the next Elder Scrolls to have you play as a literal peaseant stabbing people with a fork.

Videogames are a powerfantasy. You want them to see an awesome adventure, if you want some peaseant simulator so much install Medieval Dynasty or something, don't ruin actual fantasy settings for the rest of us because you're so immature you can't resist not joining every faction and then you have a meltdown "WAHH WHY I'M LEADER OF EVERY FACTION WHEN I COULD HAVE EASILY NOT JOINED ANY WAHHH"

Fucking idiots. If you wanna be nobodies, then turn off the computer and look in the mirror.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475690190 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:56:28') {

'>>475689391
Bro have you played any elder scrolls game prior to marvelrim?

>TESIV
>You are a literal fucking nobody, stuck in a prison cell, no super powers, you don't even start off with decent combat or magic skills, the only thing that makes you 'special' is that the emperor had a dream about you once.

>TESIII
>You are a literal fucking nobody, a prisoner who is getting released as part of an agreement for playing nice with the empire. You have no super powers, no status, no great experience with weapons, magic or even the trades of a criminal.
>Your only claim to fame is that you might be a reincarnation of some dude who lived literal ages ago, and the only reason anyone even believes that, is because you happen to be playing your cards right and succeeding where the other incarnates failed'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475690670 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:00:36') {

'I want to play Necromancer in PvP and be somewhat competitive. What are my choices?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475690774 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:01:35') {

'>>475690190

Anon in both of those previous games you rise to the top in every single group and you play as reincarnations of superheroes like Pelinal or Nerevarine and in Oblivion you even BECOME A FUCKING GOD.

But Skyrim bothers you because you can kill Dragons and... shout?

Kill yourself dude. Even in ESO you play as a fucking Molag Bal mary sue zombie not zombie.
Like, seriously, how stupid are you?
Only games in which you're a nobody is Arena and Daggerfall, the least liked TES games.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475691907 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:11:08') {

'>>475690774
>Anon in both of those previous games you rise to the top in every single group
Any mortal that does that you do, wins the same fights you win, could do the same, there are no godlike feats involved.
>and you play as reincarnations of superheroes
While inheriting none of their trivializing powers, except maybe saving and loading in morrowind, and that never even comes up outside of one or two lines from vivec.
Everything you accomplish in those games, you do by means that another mortal in your shoes could as well. That's part of the appeal.
>in Oblivion you even BECOME A FUCKING GOD.
After defeating Jyggalag, which you do with swords and fireballs like any mortal on Nirn, no reality-bending shouts, mountain-moving telekinesis or superspeed needed.

The whole point of what makes rpgs like these so fun is that you play through a zero-to-hero story. The story of someone who starts off with nothing and has to work for everything they get and then leverages the spoils of their small accomplishments towards accomplishing bigger things, to the point where you're slaying gods and saving the world towards the end. That's the whole point of the genre.
The dragonborn did nothing to gain the soul of a dragon, he was just born with it, and this inborn power that is unique to him, sets him so far apart from anything mere mortals can do, that it destroys the appeal of it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475692419 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:15:26') {

'>>475691907
>Everything you accomplish in those games, you do by means that another mortal in your shoes could as well.

That is not true at all. Those who make history in Elder Scrolls always ascend to godhood or were blessed or have special powers or something.

>no reality-bending shouts, mountain-moving telekinesis or superspeed needed.

Did you actually play Skyrim?
You do know the only Shout you need against Dragons is the one that makes them land so you can actually whack them with a sword?

>what makes rpgs like these so fun is that you play through a zero-to-hero story.

Anon... I've seen the characters you guys roleplay as. You don't make a white male human farmer who picked a sword. You always make the worst mary sues you can think of.
> Tee hee my character is a 15 year old female elf princess half unicorn tee hee she's like uhh the queen of Ireland and uhh also has uh half dragon blood adn uh a flower on her ear tee hee'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475693582 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:24:48') {

'>>475692419
>That is not true at all. Those who make history in Elder Scrolls always ascend to godhood or were blessed or have special powers or something.
>just denial and outright lying about it
Yes it is true. It doesn't matter if the player character ascends to godhood at the end of the story, because the meat and potatoes lies in how they get there.
The Champion of Cyrodiil isn't born as an omnipotent being that can summon cheese and create nonsensical realms, he fought his way to that point throughout the course of the game.
And the Nerevarine doesn't start off as a world-famous god-king with infinite wealth and decked in powerful artifacts. He might accumulate wealth and artifacts along the way, but he doesn't just have those handed to him.

>Did you actually play Skyrim?
Yes.
>You do know the only Shout you need against Dragons is the one that makes them land so you can actually whack them with a sword?
Oh, is that all, you only need that one shout, you know the one that LITERALLY NO-ONE ELSE CAN USE BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY MORTAL WHO CAN USE THE THU'UM.

>Anon... I've seen the characters you guys roleplay as. You don't make a white male human farmer who picked a sword. You always make the worst mary sues you can think of.
>followed by a literal fucking straw man
No. The white male human fighter or wannabe mage who starts off picking up a sword or club is literally my (first) character in basically every wrpg. And I highly doubt that I'm the only one. The meme character from that "are you sure you want to be a massive fucking faggot" meme is a meme for a reason. The joke isn't that you normally make the champion of cyrodiil look like this, but that you CAN make him look like this. The possibility alone is funny enough, it doesn't need to be the norm and it isn't.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475694383 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:31:07'  && image=='images.jpg') {

'>>475693582
>YOU'RE THE ONLY MORTAL WHO CAN USE THE THU'UM.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475694747 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:33:55') {

'>>475694383
Even Ulfric doesn't seem to be good enough at it to bother with fighting Alduin. And he's never shown absorbing dragon essences. All of that is stuff the dragonborn is born with.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475694990 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:35:54') {

'>>475694747

Ah so now you're changing your argument?
First it was "Only the Dragonborn can use the thu'um", which is lore incorrect, and several NPCs in game know how to use it, see Ulfric and EVERY SINGLE GREYBEARD.

Now it's about "Only you can kill dragons and a literal DEMIGOD from prophecy!"? Got it.
Go back to playing Oblivion amulet carrier to watch Sean Bean save the day through his mary sue giant dragon powers anon. You seem to be a cuck who enjoys watching other men save the day.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475696069 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:44:33'  && image=='Screenshot_20240429_234056.png') {

'I've noticed that sometimes my UI elements such as nameplates, healthbars and speech bubbles become larger.
Is it due to some keybind I'm pressing by mistake or is it a bug?

I'd like to enable it constantly if possible.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475696703 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:49:32') {

'>>475694990
Show me where Ulfric or the greybeards claim the essence of dragons or flawlessly wield the Thu'um as though it just came to them naturally. You can't, all of that is just an arbitrary super power given to the dragonborn at birth.

And the argument I was making to begin with stands: No, you don't need to have some godlike force-of-nature super power that sets you apart from other people to make for a compelling fantasy rpg. You didn't need it in any TES game prior to Skyrim, you wouldn't need it in TESVI either. In fact it would be better off without shit like that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475697449 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:55:41') {

'>>475696703
>And the argument I was making to begin with stands

How immature are you that you said something wrong, you got called out, and now you're trying to gaslight people into telling them you didn't when your comment literally is recorded BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE INTERNET.

You're a fucking idiot dude. Not gonna bother engaging with you anymore until you apologize.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475698357 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:02:55'  && image=='501.png') {

'>>475697449
It's the lore equivalent of pic related. A complete non-sequitur to the subject at hand.
No, you don't need to have some godlike power thrown at you to make for a compelling rpg, in fact it becomes more compelling if you don't.
And yes, it's still okay if the main character becomes a god among men at some point later down the line. You can have a story where the main character becomes a powerful being without starting out as one from the get-go. Both CAN apply at the same time, in fact for a good rpg, it MUST both apply.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475698471 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:03:55') {

'>>475698357

You didn't make a typo you showed you let it slip that you never even played Skyrim. If you had, you wouldn't have said only the Dragonborn can use the thu'um.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475699437 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:12:35') {

'>>475689391
becoming a juggernaut starting from nothing through wit and strength of arms is a million times more kino than finding out 5 minutes into the game that you're the chosen one and having everyone polish your knob all game long.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475699748 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:15:23') {

'>>475699437
>5 minutes into the game that you're the chosen one and having everyone polish your knob all game long.

At least it was 5 minutes into the game and not in the first 10 seconds
> You... i've seen you... you're the one from my dreams!'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475699981 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:17:26') {

'>>475698471
It's been one and a half decades and the game couldn't keep my attention long enough to bother playing it more than once. Not remembering minor details is testament to how forgettable the game is.
And all of that is glossing past the fact that you are unable to refuse the actual argument at hand. Which is that you don't need some great power thrown at you out the gate to make for a good game. If you want that, there's got to be tons of capeshit games out there.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475700172 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:19:00') {

'>>475699748
Name one thing that (you) do in Oblivion that any random Breton, Altmer or Khajiit can't.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475700305 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:20:13') {

'>>475699981
>Which is that you don't need some great power thrown at you out the gate

You're more than welcome to play Kingdom Come Deliverance then. Though i doubt you would bother with it, or any game for that matter, if you can't do something so simple as to fact check the shit you say about skyrim.

> Ugh the protagonist of Kingdom Come is such a mary sue! He grabbed a sword and started killing me! UGH!
>> Anon... everyone can grab as word and kill people
> SHUT UP SHUT UP I JUST MADE A TYPO SHUT UP YOU'RE IGNORING MY ARGUMENT REEE'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475700589 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:22:59') {

'>>475700172

Start in an imperial city jail cell where the super magic mambo jambo emperor has been dreaming of you for decades and you get roped into delivering the amulet to another mambo jambo mary sue to defeat a daedric prince trying to invade your world.

But hey anon, you're more than welcome to pretend your protagonist is just an average joe. An average joe in which the imperial dragonborn emperor constnatly dreams about. But just an average joe!!!

RETARD.
Let alone the fact average joes don't talk with motherfucking Pelinal or defeat Ayelids or become a LITERAL DAEDRIC PRINCE by single handedly KILLING ANOTHER.

> Skyrim protagonist shows up in the elder scrolls to kill Alduin, a demigod
>> REEE THIS IS HORRIBLE I JUST WANNA BE AN AVERAGE HUMAN

> Hero of Kvatch shows up in the elder scrolls to stop Mehrunes Dragon and end the Septim dynasty, let alone having other men dream of him
>> Oh yes, now this is an ADVENTURE.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475701092 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:27:18') {

'>>475700305
>pulling shit out of your ass
>bringing up KCD like this is somehow the only wrpg in existence

Also
> Anon... everyone can grab as word and kill people
>pretending we're on reverse sides of the argument
Nigger you're the one who is actually arguing
>Nooo we can't have an rpg where the main character is (or starts out as) a regular person like everyone else, he has to have shouting powers / super strength/ super speed/ heat vision / mountain-moving telekinesis / the ability to turn into a dragon'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475701348 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:29:45'  && image=='Tis a queer.png') {

'Of course this spic faggot is derailing this general as well';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475701373 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:29:58') {

'>>475701092

Yes anon that's the embodiment of a powerfantasy. Unless you're playing some garbage like Medieval Dynasty or hwatever, every game offers a powerfantasy with an exceptional protagonist that avoids realism or has some special power or is at the right place at the right time or something.

You're more than free to prove me wrong though, but your argument of "You could have replaced the protagonist for a farmer and the story would still play out" is ridiculous, and you know it, because regular farmboys are not Nerevarines or the men the emperor constantly dreams about.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475701413 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:30:26') {

'>>475700589
Stop dodging the question, either answer it or concede the point.
Name anything, ANYTHING, that the player character does in Oblivion, that any other person in Cyrodiil couldn't do as well. Where's this great unique power you're alluding to? There is none.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475701736 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:33:42') {

'>>475701413
>Where's this great unique power you're alluding to?

Magically showing up in the imperial city cell?
Being in the dreams of the emperor?
Catching the interest of Pelinal and Sheogorath?
Being able to kill a Daedric Prince on his own?
Being able to single handedly go inside the Deadlands to stop Mehrunes invasion?

I genuinely don't know who you think the regular every day people of Tamriel are, but they are not powerhouses who can do all of that. If they were they wouldn't constantly need heroes or divine intervention to accomplish shit.

But you go and keep thinking your Hero of Kvatch is not a chosen one special mary sue, when the game literally begins with the magic dragonborn emperor talking about seeing you in his dreams and how fate is writen and you will be the savior of all!'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475701828 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:34:35') {

'>>475701373
>"You could have replaced the protagonist for a farmer and the story would still play out" is ridiculous, and you know it, because regular farmboys are not Nerevarines or the men the emperor constantly dreams about.
I don't need to, because that is basically already the case in the games as is. For all we know, the Champion of Cyrodiil and the Nerevarine might as well just be random farmers that were imprisoned, it would certainly explain why they're completely broke and shit at everything adventure-related at the beginning of every game.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475702702 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:42:41') {

'>>475701736
>Magically showing up in the imperial city cell?
Might have committed a crime, or been wrongly imprisoned, or the prison guards simply fucked up which cell to keep empty, none of that makes you secial or superhuman.
>Being in the dreams of the emperor?
The emperor is a geriatric fart who probably dreams about all kinds of people all the time.
>Catching the interest of Pelinal and Sheogorath?
You aren't arbitrarily chosen by Sheogorath, you hear rumours about the door, seek it out and just end up there. In fact once you get there, there's an entire village full of other people who found their way to that door as well.
>Being able to single handedly go inside the Deadlands to stop Mehrunes invasion?
Oh wow, you wandered through a portal (which plenty of other people are shown doing as well, on-screen in some cases) and pulled a sigil stone out of a beam. Bravo. Except that anyone else could have done that shit as well.

The only thing that sets the Champion apart is that he emerged victorious in any fight he got into (or at least, maanged to survive it). Literally all you have to do is succeed and as long as you do that, you can be the lowliest peasant imaginable and still become the hero. That's the whole point.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475703230 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:47:00') {

'>>475701828
>it would certainly explain why they're completely broke and shit

Maybe because you're a chosen one who starts as a prisoner with the magic dreaming fate dragonborn beliving Emperor giving you a task and sending you to X place?

But sure anon, you were just an everyday farmer! Your Nerevarine could have been replaced by a fat disabled ginger in a wheelchair and he could have accomplished all the same, you're not special at all!!!!!

Lmao.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475704190 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:55:06') {

'>>475703230
>Maybe because you're a chosen one who starts as a prisoner
You're still dodging the question.
Where in the game do you ever do something that someone else couldn't have done as well? Any feat or power that clearly sets you apart from other people in Cyrodiil?
The reason you keep avoiding it, is because there is none. Every single thing you do, is something other people could have done as well, and the only difference between you and them is that they didn't. At no point are you required to do something that is out of reach for a regular mortal.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475704501 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:57:35') {

'>>475704190
>Where in the game do you ever do something that someone else couldn't have done as well?

From the second the game begins, i told you already. I'm gonna start ignoring you i think because you seem to just be looking for a fight or something. Do you have nobody to talk with?

Game literally begins telling you that you're a chosen one the magic dragonborn emperor dreams about and you claim "Bahhh that doesn't make me special tee hee!".

>for a regular mortal.

Then why wasn't the protagonist a regular mortal not chosen by Uriel, Pelinal, Sheogorath, companion of Martin Septim, deliverer of the Amulet of Kings, etc.?

Why didn't you start in a farm and said "oh today i feel like saving the world, something ANYONE in tamriel can do tee hee!".

Fucking retard.
You seem to be conflating "The Hero of Kvatch doesn't have shouts" to "He's just an every day farmer!".'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475705060 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:02:35') {

'>>475704501
>Then why wasn't the protagonist a regular mortal
He is. You could have put anyone in that cell and as long as their winning streak holds up like his did, it would all play out the same.
>Why didn't you start in a farm and said "oh today i feel like saving the world, something ANYONE in tamriel can do tee hee!".
That's more or less how Dragon's Dogma 1 starts, so yes, that is a perfectly viable way to start an rpg.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475705275 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:04:33') {

'>>475705060
>That's more or less how Dragon's Dogma 1 starts

Ok, now i know you're trolling. Goodbye. DD1 literally starts with a dragon stealing your heart and you being some weird reincarnation of the previous chosen one.

But right, kill yourself. I'm out. No idea what you gain by trolling in 4chan but i feel sorry for you.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475706093 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:11:48') {

'>>475705275
Nigger why you lying?
The whole point is that the dragon only turns the player character into an arisen, because the player character decided to pick a fight with it.
There was no arbitrary higher power ordaining that this specific person should be an arisen. The dragon takes the hearts of those that challenge it and at the beginning of the game, the player character decides to do just that.

You literally start out as some random villager that decided to fend off a dragon one day. Sure you might not be a farmer, but how much of a difference does farmer vs fisher make here?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475710117 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:52:13') {

'>>475646035
Why do media illiterate people play story based games, again?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475714353 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:34:44') {

'>>475690190
brainlet take of the year'
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'undefined';

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'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475733473 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)00:55:37') {

'>>475644907
>: A game about Yokuda re-emerging and the redguards resettling back onto the islands.
There's a massive chunck of Yokuda that remains, and is, combined, about the size of the summerset Isles. They could go back, they don't want to because Yokdua fucking SUCKED according to Regaurd history.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475737187 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)01:38:20') {

'The Elder Scrolls VI: High Isle';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475737609 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)01:43:23') {

'>>475737187
people exaggerate on how bad high isle was. It was miles better than 'Dark heart of skyrim' and on par with 'Gates of oblivion''
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475747268 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:40:29') {

'>>475733473
I doubt that, because they also cite the sinking of yokuda as the reason why they set sail.
Also the sunken landmasses returning would in general be good for a game
>creates impetus to return
>excuse to have an aquatic landscape and new monsters to encounter
>gives you a plethora of ruins/dungeons to explore
>excuse for some ancient threat to surface'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475748703 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:57:51'  && image=='Sister Of Battle.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475756078 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)05:37:36') {

'I think hammerfell is more interesting than yokuda just because yokuda is shattered, it's elves eradicated, and would probably be a poor source of new, interesting characters or stories that existing characters would care about. You could make a dramatic story about exploration and discovery, but you'd be relying on characters and motives that could be used anywhere.
Meanwhile, in Hammerfell, you have ongoing tensions and unsolved mysteries. The Redguards are pretty much the only serious defenders of man against mer domination. There are plenty of dwemer ruins that are probably going to extend the history even more. Piracy and sailing in general is interesting and refreshing in elder scrolls, but this would certainly be present in most coastal cities regardless.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475757260 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)05:55:55') {

'I'm still hoping it's Hammerfell and High Rock. Bretons haven't had any interesting lore since Daggerfall.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475765074 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)07:47:09') {

'>>475747268
>I doubt that, because they also cite the sinking of yokuda as the reason why they set sail.
Even if a place sucks most people wont/can't leave said place unless forced like it being destroyed.

Also, Bethesda has forbid ESO from going to places on Nirn outside Tamriel, and even Todd said recently there's no plans to go to places like Akavir in future TES games because they like to keep things mysterious, and it ruins the mystery to go there.

They've even lampshaded this in TES since like Morrowind.
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Mysterious_Akavir
>Akavir is the kingdom of the beasts. No Men or Mer live in Akavir, though Men once did. These Men, however, were eaten long ago by the vampiric Serpent Folk of Tsaesci. Had they not been eaten, these Men would have eventually migrated to Tamriel. The Nords left Atmora for Tamriel. Before them, the Elves had abandoned Aldmeris for Tamriel. The Redguards destroyed Yokuda so they could make their journey. All Men and Mer know Tamriel is the nexus of creation, where the Last War will happen, where the Gods unmade Lorkhan and left their Adamantine Tower of secrets. Who knows what the Akaviri think of Tamriel, but ask yourself: why have they tried to invade it three times or more?
Literally "none of these landmasses matter in the scheme of things, stop asking about it"'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475777515 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)09:59:46'  && image=='20240423235830_1.jpg') {

'found some dueling niggas';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475780110 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:22:41') {

'>finally get a gate from Alik'r to Bangkorai
>It's an unfurnished FOMO house
It's always a monkey paw with these fucks, isn't it?'
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'undefined';

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'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475806958 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)13:50:27') {

'>>475756078
the dark heart of skyrim should have been TES 6: Hammerfell's plot. just center it in Volenfell rather than Blackreach. it was perfect. Hammerfell has almost 0 daedric influence to be found as casually as other regions, so a cabal of vampires, werewolves, other beasties and historical figures would have been perfect to focus on. having a shadow version of the heart of lorkhan on the other side of the continent, where the dwemer that didn't want to disappear were also would have been a great opportunity to expand on things. they blew their load putting it in ESO instead. i would be perfectly fine with them recycling it if need be'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475816018 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)14:57:58'  && image=='_asdf.jpg') {

'what the fuck is going on, today, that we're already at page 10 again?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475816395 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:00:42') {

'Hi.
Is there a list of sidequests that add context / characters /whatever to the main quest of a zone?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475817039 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:05:48') {

'>>475816395
there is a checklist in every zone'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475817486 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:09:28') {

'>>475816018
my scroll wheel was killed in action'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475821012 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:37:47') {

'>>475816018
farquaad got banned so we're dead again'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475822610 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:50:19') {

'>>475821012
i doubt we're that fortunate
it is entertaining to read /tesg/ and see how much people hate him, there, too'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475826067 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:15:58'  && image=='Deshaan 001.jpg') {

'I hate argonians so much. Thank god the main quest in shadowfen is mercifully short.
I'm making several pages worth of progress with the molag bal fic every day, but I'm unsure if I should apply show-don't-tell with the rapey parts and accept bumping its rating up to explicit. I hope making that arcanist is worth it in the end.
I don't think they're going to nerf arcanist with Gold Road, that comes later when there's a new class.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475827156 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:24:18') {

'>>475826067
>I don't think they're going to nerf arcanist with Gold Road, that comes later when there's a new class
New players are funny as fuck.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475828176 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:32:14') {

'>>475777515
imagine the smell'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475829195 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:39:31') {

'Almost a new month...

I spent this whole month begging and nobody still wants to gift me gold road...'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475833103 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:07:54') {

'When I'm farming pelt, is it better to refine it myself and hope for dreugh wax or just sell the pelt and buy wax with gold? Bo don't know what's the chance for gold mats from refining';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475833486 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:10:59') {

'>>475833103

You should never EVER sell refining mats. EVER.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475838215 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:49:18'  && image=='file.png') {

'Soon';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475848830 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:16:31') {

'are there flying mounts in this game?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475849295 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:20:36') {

'>>475838215
House party at our new poorfag house?'
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'undefined';

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'undefined';

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'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475877809 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:31:31') {

'Haven't played in a bit, any way to check what quests I've completed so I can try and get an idea or...?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475885301 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:39:45') {

'>>475877809
not really for side quests as far as i remember. But the zone maps have a category for zone story quests so you can see how far you went along'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475895203 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)02:28:03') {

'Why is Crown:Gold ratio so horrible? I have to buy the gold from goldsellers to get welkynar and ebonshadow style motifs and notable house it seems as it's only $5 for 4M or so.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475897695 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)03:00:00') {

'>>475895203
get motifs from traders, welkynar pages aren't that expensive'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475898859 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)03:14:40') {

'>>475895203
are you retarded? just play the game, neither of those motif pages are remotely expensive from guild traders, and you can further reduce that cost by doing clockwork city dailies / ncr aka some of the easiest content in the game'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475907118 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)05:15:32') {

'>>475895203
Ebonshadow? Those are only worth 2-3k gold.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475912558 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)06:36:39') {

'So what stories do you think ESO should do next?

We've already done Daedric Lords like 5 times, Dragons, Vampires/Werewolves, Druids, Necromancers, etc. I think the only major enemy they haven't pulled out yet are the Akaviri.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475912817 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)06:40:10') {

'>daily rewad: house
that's a first, isn't it?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475914491 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)07:02:58') {

'>>475912558
The problem with ruling out daedra as a plot hook is that a huge chunk of all the problems and problem groups are daedric in origin or tied directly to a Daedric Prince in some way
>vampires? Molag Bal
>Werewolves? Hircine
>Witches? Nocturnal
>Skooma trade? Sheogorath
>Undead/necromancy? Molag Bal
>Aleids? Daedra worshipers
>Chimer? Daedra worshipers'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475914945 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)07:08:31') {

'>>475912558
Todd like two days ago said mysterious shit should stay mysterious so 0% chance they will do Akavir, Pyandonea, Yokuda, Atmora etc'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475914946 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)07:08:31') {

'>>475914491
I'd like it if they focused on shit like having the Akaviri invade looking for the Eye of Magnus like the pre-relase stuff suggested. Or maybe something dealing with the Hist in Black Marsh/lower Morrowind including going to the Hist realm. Having it be revealed some Sword singers had been hiding out in the deserts of Hammerfell, and now they're trying to overthrow the King.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475915062 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)07:10:02') {

'>>475914945
Yeah, I never suspected they would do that. Zenimax has said the same several times over the years, that Bethesda wont let them do anything on Nirn outside of Tamriel and its surroundings, or a full map set in Atherius(though small story instances are fine)'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475919827 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)08:07:18') {

'>>475914946
Isn't there canonically at least one entire parallel world/universe that is tied to magnus in some way? I vaguely recall reading about it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475921759 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)08:27:29') {

'>>475919827
You may be thinking of Lyg, which is a parallel world that the Manga-Ge, the children of Magnus, supposedly created Dagon in.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475924089 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)08:50:21') {

'>>475921759
Is there a particular reason why hypothetically they couldn't make a dlc that takes place on an island on Lyg?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475928794 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:35:43') {

'>>475689391
he was so real for saying this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475930432 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:52:03') {

'>>475924089
Not on Tamriel.a'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475930839 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:56:13') {

'Is there an addon or setting to disable the shit like 'press E to interract' or 'hold F to interact' when you hover over an object or player?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475931405 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)10:01:34') {

'>>475930432
If you want to argue based on the 'no areas on Nirn outside of Tamriel' rule, Lyg wouldn't violate it, because it is geographically located in/at Tamriel'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475940632 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)11:29:07'  && image=='urjdkfm.jpg') {

'>>475838215
>free Xanmeer crates
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475952523 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:11:36') {

'>>475921759
>>475924089
that was a past kalpa, Dagon destroyed it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475957112 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:48:26') {

'>>475952523
what a silly guy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475962759 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:32:29'  && image=='may_2024_daily_login_rewards.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475964093 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:43:49') {

'>>475914946
akaviri influence should be felt not shown directly to preserve a sense of mystery around them.
going to the realm of the hist would be a misplay, if any hist associated place should be shown, it should be umbriel. Reducing swordsingers to some gay ass starwars rebel alliance is very stupid.
Your ideas would make the world feel smaller and lesser than simply leaving things undescribed, and really the goal should be to do the opposite.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475965251 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:53:24') {

'>more xanmeer crates in daily rewards
lol, they must have sold like shit because ZOS love to shove them in the rewards when they want to show "good faith" after a fuck-up'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475966993 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)15:08:25') {

'>>475965251
the furnishings are popular'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475974201 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)16:04:03') {

'>>475964093
Rather than explaining what wouldn't work, can you try giving a suggestion of what you think would work?
>You are in a board room at ZOS hq
>Gold Road is in the postproduction stage, nobody in this room is involved with it anymore
>You among others were tasked with coming up with a concept for an instalment after GR in-between meetings
>It's your turn to lay out your idea
What do?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475984225 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:20:02') {

'> Play ESO for like, 2 or 3 months
> Already CP1000
> House full of furnishing
> 10mil in bank
> Met the love of my life in the game

Meanwhile you guys have been playing for... how many years? And how much do you have to show for it? Ah, right, nothing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475985268 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:28:02') {

'>>475974201
upon further reading, I realise umbriel would be anachronistic but I really liked the idea of that.
I don't want to commit to a bad idea just because I can't think of something better'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475993065 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:26:27') {

'>>475984225
I got the gold road chapter without begging'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475993697 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:31:09') {

'>>475993065
that's insane, you'd have to flip burgers for at least 120 minutes to afford that. Why'd you put in that much effort instead of spending hundreds of manhours shitting up dozens of threads over the course of months?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475993793 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:31:54') {

'>>475985268
If the hist summoned umbriel once, I think it could have been summoned by someone else, somewhere else earlier in time that let the hist notice its cousin'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475994187 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:34:58') {

'>>475993697
I just like to be productive and then use my money for my hobbies'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475996432 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:50:45'  && image=='winterhold is the capital of skyrim after ESO.png') {

'>>475985268
I can think of a few, but the problem with my ideas usually is that they involve personal stories rather than world-ending stakes. And as seen with people's reaction to post-endwalker/dawntrail, a lot of people really want those epic, world-defining stakes.
The most obvious thing I can think of

>Winterhold DLC
>there's no college yet, but you still get to visit Winterhold before it collapsed

>some core game npc contacts you, suitable candidates are: Naryu Virian, Razum-Dar, Abnur Tharn, character has to be experienced with supterfuge and intelligence operations
>Across multiple corners of (core) Tamriel, specific scribes have gone missing
>a lot of people can read and write, but these scribes are special because they can do more than that, they have all the tools and all the expertise to analyze handwriting, engage in a wide variety of papermaking, everything it takes to forge documents, which is why the core npc noticed them disappearing
>prologue involves freeing different scribes from different factions: a group of pirates made of khajiit and redguards, a tribe of reachmen and mercenaries led by a delegate from house Dres
>Actual starting quest involves rescuing a fourth scribe, this time you're too late to stop them, but that also reveals what they wanted
>They were forcing him to forge documents, to get them into the city of Winterhold (note: Not the college because the college doesn't exist yet I believe) posing as having multiple different occupations or offices
>They already escaped with a few false identities, but if they caught anyone else, they might have more than the ones you know of'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475997585 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:59:05') {

'>>475996432
>the entire DLC is just the city
>instead of being tombs and caves, the delves are sewers and cellars
>instead of wide open landscape with tiny settlements in-between, the entire map is one huge settlement
>the areas with mobs and resources are just bad neighborhoods or generally anything not frequently patrolled by guards

>main quests are a detective story about a criminal organization bringing in people and murdering people to cover it up
>they're looking for an artifact hidden in ruins deep beneath 2E Winterhold, left behind by Archmage Shalidor back when he built the original Winterhold
As you can see, I have a problem coming up with world-ending stakes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==475998189 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:03:12') {

'>>475996432
>>475997585
Oops, forgot the part I deleted due to post limit
>Winterhold is a big city and encompasses the entire new zone. A locked down city state surrounded by walls, nobody without the right papers can enter. Between the civil war to the east/south and the vampire shit to the west and all the other shit happening all over Tamriel, they want nothing to do with the outside world.
>With the scribe's help, the core npc gets documents forged to traffic him/her into the city as a member of the Winterguard (placeholder name) the local arm of law enforcement that also oversees travel through the gates, and you as a hired aid working for the Winterguard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476004465 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:54:35') {

'>>475996432
Winterhold without the college would be retarded. You mean to tell me that Proudspire Manor is older than the Winterhold mage's college? Come the fuck on.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476004631 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:56:02') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476007106 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:17:30') {

'>>476004465
You're right. The earliest mention is 400 years before the planemeld. But even so, Winterhold is big enough to become the capital city to all of Skyrim one or two centuries after ESO. The only reason we only see the college in TESV is because a giant storm dragged the entire city into the sea and only left the college behind. But in ESO that hasn't happened yet.

So what do you think sounds more interesting: Tribunal-style DLC where either all or almost all the area is within city walls vs Hogwarts in ESO'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476015692 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:30:46'  && image=='_008d5570-f6d9-4c05-a734-0a5adc3e4141.jpg') {

'Any decent sites or videos that have solid builds that also explains the thinking behind the build?
I'm getting (back) into the game and I'd like to actually understand the rationale behind why certain builds are good, not just blindly copy stuff.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476017695 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:47:41') {

'>>475964093
>if any hist associated place should be shown, it should be umbriel
Umriel was formed by Clavicus getting Umbra after Oblivion, and it cleaving off part of his realm. It doesn't exist during ESO's time.

> Reducing swordsingers to some gay ass starwars rebel alliance is very stupid.
They wouldn't be this though? They would be the badguy faction.... and its literally what they were in lore. They did destroy Yokuda being this way and all that.

>>475996432
>Winterhold DLC
>there's no college yet, but you still get to visit Winterhold before it collapsed
College of witnerhold exists as far back as the first era. IT would be thousands of years old by ESO's time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476024014 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)22:41:00') {

'>>475996432
>>475997585
>>475998189
Entire map in one city sounds fucking lame. Like, I can't think of anyone who would want that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476026179 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:00:15') {

'>>475924089
what do you think the jungled cyrodil parts of Gold Road are'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476037619 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)00:54:20'  && image=='199_tid_Sc021_s0002.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476046736 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)02:52:34'  && image=='1702706658000000.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476046992 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)02:55:34'  && image=='obraz_2024-05-02_085357050.png') {

'farming imperial city gear as pve player can be fun sometimes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476060571 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)06:16:36') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccta76QbT9w

Just found this. Amazing animation.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476060590 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)06:16:57'  && image=='Screenshot_20240118_043949.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476070156 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)08:29:14') {

'So what is ESO like? Is it just Skyrim with friends?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476071050 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)08:40:46') {

'>>476070156
Pretty much, yes. Those mods like "Morrowind but in Skyrim" or "Cyrodiil but in Skyrim", imagine if someone made a newer TES game after Skyrim, and then he made several dozen mods like those and combined them all into one. Along with a coop mode.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476079912 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)10:21:21') {

'>>475984225
>And how much do you have to show for it?
>>475980415'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476095212 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)12:45:25') {

'baron zaddy mask dropping later this month.
even if you don't like the style it's a good opportunity for cash'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476095724 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)12:50:23') {

'>>476060571
great animation
thanks for sharing anon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476098348 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:15:28'  && image=='event2.jpg') {

'another "event"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476098413 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:16:02') {

'what is up with the sudden influx of 2000+ champion point players with 0 game knowledge or awareness?
For example, I had to tell multiple people to focus the adds on spindleclutch 2's 3rd boss
are people just straight up xp farming for hundreds of hours before jumping into dungeons?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476100306 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:34:25') {

'>>476095212
They are also giving free houseguests. Very surprising.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476100625 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:37:01'  && image=='dafoe.jpg') {

'>free houseguest is a tranny';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476100910 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:39:44') {

'>>476098413
>are people just straight up xp farming for hundreds of hours before jumping into dungeons?
Yes.

The only other explanations I can think of are that some people just suck and get carried through dungeons without ever learning the mechanics, and possibly that it's players who returned for the anniversary and don't remember the mechanics, but the latter can't be that many people.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476101436 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:44:20') {

'>>476100625
Please be joking.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476101606 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:45:55') {

'>>476101436
I'm not joking
Alchemy was a man and changed gender with magic'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476103053 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:58:59') {

'>>476101606
He was cool though. It never really gets brought up like a big deal.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476108880 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)14:47:33') {

'>>476103053
this nigga getting that aldmeri banana fr'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476110126 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)14:58:39') {

'What is or are the magiapes in Bladesongs of Boethra, Volume V?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476110706 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:03:31') {

'>>476110126
Marukhati Selective, the guys that cause 1000 year long dragonbreak by messing with Akatosh
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Marukhati_Selective'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476121569 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:40:27') {

'>>475696069
I'm amazed that UI scale isn't a standard option that's exposed'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476123940 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)16:59:43') {

'>>476101436
He's not. He's introduced in a poi sidequest in Summerset. And a really insulting one too.
>Altmer woman standing outside acting school
>She wants you to infiltrate the acting school and find her brother
>All the people in the acting school wear masks and change their names to random words like "Deft", "Whimsy" or "Alchemy"
>She gives you a few clues. He likes to dance and has a scar on his chest
>You infiltrate the school, you meet a male student who likes to dance, mentions that he has a sister and has a scar on his chest.
>No matter which student you claim is her brother, she shows up to the rehearsal, unmasks all of them, and none of them is her brother.
>The teacher who looks female, sounds female, both in an unmistakably female way that no tranny irl can replicate, is actually her brother.

>Game frames this narratively as a "Ha, player, I bet you thought the guy who matches her brother's description down to every last detail was her brother, when actually, it was a woman. Take that bigot-chud!"
>Various fag organizations issued awards for 'brilliant writing' and handed out prize money to ZOS, this retarded asspull writing is supposed to be 'smart' and 'compelling'
>They later wrote and published some fanfiction where he calls himself her 'sister' and condescends to her for not having telepathically known he would walk around in drag, which also got accolades thrown at it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476124607 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)17:05:10'  && image=='chudvid.webm') {

'>>476123940
>bigot-chud!
Please don't be anti-semitism.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476136942 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)18:54:16') {

'I've seen so many soulful apartments helping people get the free houseguest';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476138263 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)19:06:12') {

'>>476136942
I just helped 2 apparently very new people get the achievement for the free necrom houseguest. They were extremely thankful even though I only bought them apartments. When I saw how much gold my khajiit has, I felt like I should have gotten them actual houses.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476141485 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)19:37:18') {

'>>476098413
>only do story and zone quests + daillies
>have 500+ CP without even beginning to seriously get into PVP or PVE dungeons, much less vet or chasing the meta'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476150764 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:09:04') {

'>>476123940
What a tranvesty'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476160979 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)22:47:25') {

'>>476136942
>>476138263
i had a good time with this as well. which is weird since it not like player homes have very much interactive stuff to do and mess around'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476163337 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)23:09:29'  && image=='AlchemyTonic.png') {

'Is the tonic her penis?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476164010 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)23:15:43') {

'>>476163337
would tbqh'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476164320 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)23:18:56') {

'>>476163337
>Golden
I think we know what this is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476168139 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)00:01:07') {

'>>476046992
i always do the ic dailies on my ganker and tend to leave people alone because no ones really carrying much telvar but its always nice when some retard carrying 4k telvar jumps me and i manage to turn the tables.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476171564 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)00:41:45') {

'With them adding Eyvena to the Aurbis map on the PTS, that leaves 5 spaces for extra planar realms in future updates. Places I would like to see(in no real order)
1. Soul Cairn
2. Hist Realm
3. Battlespire
4, Moonshadow
5. Ashpit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476180893 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)02:43:08'  && image=='1714712957000000.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476183992 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)03:25:32') {

'I would lady laurent';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476191449 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)05:12:00') {

'>>476180893
There's a lot more than 5 spaces left they can just change how it looks whatever they want if they need to.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476192391 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)05:27:22') {

'>>476123940
>All that shit happening on Summerset of all places.
You would think the guards would have massacred everyone on there.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476193038 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)05:37:26') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476193342 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)05:42:28') {

'>>476171564
I would piss and shit for the ashpit
I think I'm gonna buy the malacath statue with my seals instead of any mounts'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476195076 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)06:10:47') {

'that's a pretty cool house, especially for a freebie';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476195172 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)06:12:42') {

'>>476193038
The Altmer place enormous value on propriety, personal reputation and the reputation of their families.
Having a family member who throws away all life prospects to act out a sex fetish in public is several layers of disgrace for anyone even vaguely associated. But to abuse the traditions of the most renowned entertainers to mask and enable his proclivities it's a slap to the face of both the school and anyone who held the school in high regard.
If it weren't for author's fiat, this is the kind of shit lynchings or massacres would happen over, at least in Summerset.

You know how in Skyrim, if you play an Altmer, the Thalmor guy tells you "You're a disgrace to the Altmer, I should kill you on general principles." This is the exact kind of 'general principle' shit you'd get killed for.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476195990 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)06:25:08') {

'>>476195172
I don't think that changing sex or gender is necessarily something that would disgrace an elf. It seems like it might very well be possible through different kinds of magic, and a bit of imagination goes a long way.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476203410 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)08:17:25') {

'>>476195076
Yeah, it really is. I wish they'd do more housing that had an underground section. Would be cool for some of the smaller houses especially to have like a proper cellar or hidden cave.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476215929 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)10:41:21') {

'>>476195990
Bro it's a fetish, transparently so. It's no different from walking around with diapers, a fursuit or a gimp suit. Many Altmer would throw up at his sight alone. So yes, it would be a colossal embarrassment for anyone subjected to it. Anyone forced to see it would be embarrassed just for having seen it, all Altmer that witness this would be embarrassed for being of the same race as him and any relatives would be hounded and expelled to the very edges of Tamriel. High Elves value decency and propriety so highly, they commit murders just to cover up simple adultery.

Roleplaying your sex fetish in public, admitting tacitly to all the baggage that comes with it, that you violate your own asshole to get off and that you fantasize about being a woman, all in front of strangers and gawkers this would get you tortured to death, or worse.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476216586 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)10:48:29') {

'>>476215929
>they commit murders just to cover up simple adultery
So far no record of that yet but high elf do kill their children for any strange defection.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476219491 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)11:17:27') {

'high elves killing their children is imperial propaganda from one of the pocket guides
there's literally altmer guy saying it's madeup bullshit, just like insect towers'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476223551 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)11:56:08') {

'>>476219491
I might have jump to conclusion but where's the text:
>Some of this has basis in fact; Altmer born with deformities or impurities are often – though not always – abandoned by their parents as "hulkynd" (sometimes to be raised by priests of Stendarr)
Also in The Hulkynd's Heart quest line, Manacar was a lucky case.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476223701 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)11:57:40') {

'>>476219491
Bro you meet a guy in summerset who was kicked out by his parents as a toddler because he had a scarred face. That's how they treat their own when they have some imperfection and didn't even do anything bad themselves. How do you think they'll treat someone who actually did do something heinous?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476226334 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)12:21:04'  && image=='Sword's_Singer_Redoubt1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476226609 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)12:23:23'  && image=='Sword's_Singer_Redoubt2.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476227028 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)12:27:05') {

'I've always wanted a hole filled with rocks';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476230253 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)12:55:05') {

'requesting add to EU PC guild
@Ira_Dei 985CP tank main'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476239467 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)14:16:17') {

'Hope you guys didn't kill too many ghosts before zos patched the daily endeavours this morning. the housing related extra seals bugged, and the kill 10 ghosts task that replaced it was repeating.
last time this happened zos sent anyone who accidently "abused" it on a long vacation.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476240001 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)14:20:38') {

'>>475025332
I need advice for ESO.

So, I was thinking what would be the better value to get first.. Should I pick up Gold Road in June so I can get all past chapters that come with it or should I get all the DLC packs?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476246070 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)15:13:10'  && image=='Screenshot_20240503_161233.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476249339 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)15:39:49') {

'>>476239467
Oh god, when did this happen?
I was in Glenumbra about half an hour ago and did one step in the Moor questline with the ghosts. But I don't recall getting endeavor seals though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476249474 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)15:40:55'  && image=='1631628469335.png') {

'I've bought Nord style book for 300 gold and sold it for 500';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476249634 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)15:42:17') {

'>>476240001
You get ESO+ and then don't buy the other DLCs with cash at all, because you get access to all them from the sub.
Every month adds another 1650 crowns to your account, which you can use to buy those dlcs later, preferably when they're on sale.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476250651 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)15:50:52') {

'>>476249339
resolved as of 2:37 pm utc'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476251807 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)16:01:08') {

'>>476240001
eso + gets you access to everything that's not the most recent chapter. Right now it gets you everything that's not necrom. in june, necrom will be added to that when gold road takes it's place.

If you get the collection version of either necrom or gold road, that gets you that chapter + the previous ones (high isle, blackwood, greymoor, elsweyr, summerset, morrowind) but not the side dlcs (dungeon packs, galen, clockwork city, etc)

If you're buying crowns from other people with gold then feel free to buy whatever makes sense to you, but if you're buying the dlcs with crowns that you buy from zos, you might as well get eso+ as that gives you access to all the stuff + a stipend of crowns that is more or less equivalent to the amount you would get from purchasing that dollar amount of crowns'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476253676 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)16:17:09'  && image=='[HORRY SHET!].jpg') {

'>log in for the daily reward
>oh, a house, how nice, I guess
>mfw I see it for the first time

By Dibella's tits this place is fucking amazing!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476258710 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)17:00:32') {

'>>476253676
where is the house... its all sand and rock...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476261365 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)17:24:50') {

'>>476258710
I am pretty sure there is a house somewhere. I prefer grassy places more but it's still nice.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476261517 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)17:26:21') {

'>>476230253
It's dead, anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476261714 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)17:28:23') {

'>>476261517
that's a shame, wanted to join a guild that does PvE that's not full of redditors'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476262067 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)17:31:51') {

'i am so stupid. i cant believe i never once, not one single time, thought to use any of my homes as furniture storage.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476271067 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)18:54:55'  && image=='The Elder Scrolls Online_ Tamriel Unlimited-2024_05_03-22_24_52.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476276967 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)19:52:09') {

'My arcanist hit 50 today.
As an improvised start, I made him a magarc with mother's sorrow+order's wrath.
>but why didn't you use this specific trial set
I can worry about making a better build later, right now it's just about having A build at all.
Currently at 52% crit, and 16% extra crit damage without the arcanist passive that adds another 12% and I haven't hit 50 with light armor and destruction staff yet, the former will give me some extra crit too.
Now I'm wondering what monster set I'd get him. Preferably something with crit so I can have even more of that. Yes, Iceheart already occurred to me, but I don't like it because the range on that proc is very short. I'm thinking instead Grundwulf. Question is, is that a realistic goal or not?

Another thing I'm wondering about is spell penetration. Right now, I'm abusing the Splintered secrets passive by putting all my herald of the tome (arcanist damage tree) skills in my front bar, putting me at over 12k spell penetration BEFORE the champ point traits come in. Meaning that even in dungeons, the moment major breach is on a target, I'm above 18k ezpz.
But that of course means the spell penetration on the backbar is a little neglected. Even though it has 2 or 3 dots there. If I moved 2 of the herald skills onto the backbar, that would alleviate the issue, but it would also mean that if a dungeon mob doesn't have major AND minor breach applied, my spell penetration won't always cap out (depends on how many status effects are on it, I didn't factor in Force of Nature because I'm not sure how much of an effect it has in practise.)
What do you think? Do I risk dropping under 18k (even if only in cases where neither minor breach nor luck with status effects is involved) to patch it up on the backbar?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476284270 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:12:07') {

'>>476226334
>>476226609
nice "house"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476287704 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:49:26') {

'>>476284270
can you picture an apple in your mind anon?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476287756 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:50:02'  && image=='1541993668169.png') {

'>>476249474
U a Joo. Well done.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476289008 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:03:56') {

'is the Necrom houseguest supposed to be mute';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476289564 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:11:06') {

'new and hit 50, CP is at 90. I know gear caps at 160. but what is there to actually do in this. I don't want ot keep questing, I have all expacs but no ESO+ so a tonne of dlc and even daily shit is locked behind it, PvP is fun but spamming battlegrounds isn't great and getting stomped since I hit max is kinda shit. housing, raids and crafting are not interesting to me. what else is there?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476290747 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:25:06') {

'>>476289564
You try 4 man dungeon yet? Don't queue for veteran yet just queue for normal one first.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476290856 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:26:19') {

'>>476289008
you just can’t hear her through the mask'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476293561 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:57:36') {

'>>476276967
I have that exact same gear setup along with grundwulf on my templar and it works pretty well on everything except the newer dlc vet dungeons.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476304715 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)01:17:30') {

'>>476287704
but I've had breakfast this morning anon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476306630 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)01:45:33'  && image=='Screenshot_20240504_024219.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476307443 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)01:59:06'  && image=='Screenshot_20240504_025624.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476307873 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)02:04:52') {

'>>476307443
>>476306630
>tfw no longer have to play like this and never drop below 60 frames no matter what is on screen on new rig, but far less players are playing the game now
it hurts'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476311086 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)02:54:50') {

'Please help me on this one, I'm searching for spiral stairs. I saw it once but I can't recall the name.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476313545 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:38:05') {

'>>476293561
Really? Weird. The reason I went with that was because I wanted to try playing at the arcanist's passives. He gets increased crit damage, so I went with getting a lot of crit. I thought of getting Grundwulf because arcanist gets a 10 second damage increase whenever he gets some magicka or stam restored, so as long as you're hitting something, Grundwulf would keep this buff up in perpetuity.
What backbar skills do you use? I just have a heal, a buff circle from the arc's heal tree and two dots from destro staff. The last slot I didn't know how to fill, so I just put weakness to elements there for now. And how effective is force of nature in practise, how many status effects do mobs sustain in dungeons most of the time?

>>476289564
>I don't like questing, I like pvp but spamming battlegrounds is not fun to me, I'm not interested in housing or trials
I'd suggest trying Cyrodiil and the Imperial City, since those are pvp but not a battleground, but overall it sounds to me like you either made a mistake with the whole chapters-but-no-eso+-and-no-dlcs thing, or you don't like the game in general.
Especially the part where you don't like questing. Overworld and quests are a huge chunk of the game, if not the majority. The fact that it can be played so similarly to a regular elder scrolls game makes up a lot of the appeal.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476314386 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:52:43'  && image=='Screenshot_20240504_145029.png') {

'>>476311086
NVM found it, cost me an arm and a leg.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476318754 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)05:11:22'  && image=='199_tid_Sc021_s0003.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476320236 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)05:40:54') {

'>>476249634
>>476251807
>ESO+
The problem is I don't have steady income for me to buy ESO+ that's why I was wondering if I should get the expansions or DLC quests first.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476321397 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)06:04:01') {

'>>476320236
I think the expansions would give you more from a content per $ perspective.
story wise the zones and dungeons are largely self-contained so you wouldn't be missing out on too much by doing only part of whatever year's overarching story from the expansion and then coming back some indeterminate time later for the dlc part.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476326228 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)07:34:50'  && image=='richnt.jpg') {

'wtf do I do with fuck ton of gold I accumulated over a year? I have a full time job and yet still managed to get 100 mil gold and I still dont know wtf to do with it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476326863 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)07:44:46') {

'>do some under 50 bgs to level my alliance skill lines on new character
>guy in full tarnished/whatever set deleting everyone
what kind of loser bothers to farm full sets to dominate under 50 pvp'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476332496 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)09:07:30'  && image=='Screenshot_20240504_145141.png') {

'When I played this game for the first time, I had this idea, it was just a headcanon at the time, but upon playing the game again, I'm starting to think it's actually true.
I think the light of Meridia doesn't just disguise you as a stranger of a different race, it bends and breaks time in some way, creates another timeline where you ended up with a different alliance and eventually merges it with the original one. I think the biggest giveaway upon revisiting coldharbour was in the cliffs of failure.
>If you're with the aldmeri dominion, you end up fighting and killing Lady Estre
>If you're with the daggerfall covenant, you end up fighting and killing Angof the Gravesinger
>If you're with the ebonheart pact, you end up fighting and killing thallik wormfather
>No matter which alliance you're a part of, you meet all 3 of them in coldharbour, they all died and ended up here.
>After you beat Molag Bal, you use the light of Meridia to join a different alliance
>The antagonist you meet this time hasn't died yet and doesn't remember you
I know what you might be thinking, because I did the same
>what if the other alliance timelines aren't real and everything that happened in them was some schizoid delusion caused by the light of Meridia?
The characters from the other alliances still remember you afterwards. As in for instance, if you make a Breton, finish the entire core game, go to Vvardenfell and meet Naryu, she remembers you from Deshaan.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476342821 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)11:17:12') {

'>>476314386
what is it?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476343587 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)11:25:02') {

'>>476332496
counterpoint: that's retarded'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476348745 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)12:16:42') {

'>>476332496
Based overthinking retard. All the alliance plots happened at the same time and the light thing was made back when they were locked to each alliance.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476350526 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)12:34:15') {

'>>476342821
Clockwork Stairway, Spiral. For some reason I can't find it in ESO fashion.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476354517 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:13:10'  && image=='1285940352679.jpg') {

'Is there an addon that just tells me if I have the required skills for a crafting writ when hovering over it?
Most that do this also do too many other things I don't want, just looking for something lightweight.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476355716 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:25:19') {

'>>476354517
Once you know what to look for, it's really not that complicated to check.
>check the item type (if armor, the weight class is very important, if it's a destruction staff, the element is important, sword vs mace vs hammer vs dagger etc is also important)
>check what trait is needed
>check which set it's from

>go to attuned crafting station in the guild hall (or if not available, the correct overland crafting outpost for that set)
>open the 'set armor/set weapon' tab, for a lot of them it's under 'dlc sets'
>pull up the item type and trait
>if you can't make it, you don't have the required skills'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476362458 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)14:30:19') {

'Friendly reminder to honour Zenithar by holding onto this month’s free crates until you have all 9';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476363020 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)14:35:21') {

'>>476362458
wait what, why ?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476364996 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)14:52:20') {

'>>476363020
faith and devotion to the god of toil and fortune?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476365346 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)14:55:14') {

'>>476364996
so you wont get any extra rewards for opening crates during zenithars event?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476366381 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:04:01') {

'>>476365346
you are called to participate in the Zenithar event within. the true reward'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476368151 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:19:42') {

'>>476362458
fuck Zenigger'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476368260 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:20:37') {

'>>476355716
nta, but
>this, of course, is just as fast for checking fifty writs as just MOUSING OVER EACH ONE'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476368528 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:23:22') {

'Zenithar, Arkay and Julianos are literally who gods';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476369425 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:31:37'  && image=='child of Lamae comments on Arkay.jpg') {

'>>476368528
we agree on one point'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476372026 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:55:02') {

'i kinda hate doing vet dlc dungeons. its not fun when they just throw in a bunch of bullshit that oneshots you.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476375963 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)16:28:51') {

'>>476372026
>bunch of bullshit that oneshots you
block or dodge the highly telegraphed attacks please'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476380319 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:05:15') {

'>>476368528
Well, I didn't know about them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476380882 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:10:19') {

'I want to test new abilities on pts in pvp settings but nobody I know wants to do that D:';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476382072 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:20:22') {

'I'm in +400 CP range and getting new levels takes fucking ages, even with RND + 3 pledges and few trials every day';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==476382127 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)17:20:50') {

'how do i easily grind this bonus xp';

}

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}
}