'i assume the 2023 code is prob still active, they seem to have forgotten it';

'>>474996720
Anything by this guy:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/5654133
Download links are in the posts. Most but not all are also available in the archives linked in the /h/ general.';

'Bird singer!';

'>>475036249
what's she singing';

'>>475037737
cloa-';

'pengi real';

'Hululu solicited questions for a punishment session and Genet has it bad for Koutei pengi';

'Time for your daily session of D-holing taichou';

'punish';

'>>475062676
Catbros...';

'>>475037737
Love sonatas. Since, usually a birdsong is how they find a mate, a bird Friend would probably sing something like "I was born to love you" or something.';

'Praise the tables';

'squirm';

'>>475063142
A Genet is not a real cat!';

'>>475083768
Fakecatbros...';

'Missing her already...';

'>>475093652
it's not like this Friend is extinct now, we just don't have the weird one that streams, and we got along plenty fine before this came around to begin with';

'>>475093652
She's doing one last stream with the rest of the Kemono Rangers on the 27th.';

'surprisingly large ammout of slavs on euro server';

'Are there slav friends?';

'>>475106278
>Siberian Chipmunk
>Siberian
i've not looked into it, but i'm sure there are';

'Gururu's getting her own doujin anthology. She's already seen the news.';

'>>475106278
Husky is from Siberia, as are the Sib. Tiger and the Sib. Chipmunk. And Siberia is part of Russia so it's technically slavic enough.
slavlands don't have animals wholly exclusive to them like Australia does with their kangaroos, as most that can be found in slavic regions can also be found in the rest of the europes or the asias. And their mythos don't really have any new* interesting beasties** to make into UMA Friends besides maybe some snakes or a three-headed dragon, but we have enough reptillians already.
*: the slavic folklores do use normal animals a lot, and give them personalities like how a fox will always be either a trickster or an outright cards-game cheater, and a bear will always be a bro, and so on. Maybe an EX friend type deal could be had here, who knows.
**: there's also an amount of non-beastie creatures that are closer to monstergirls like the Rusalka (literally a mermaid but for lakes and rivers), the Domovoy/Kikimora (housekeeping/housewrecking spirits), and so on. if Witch can be a Friend i don't see why not have a.mermaid sitting on the branches near a forest lake.';

'>>475113158
>husky
hmm, aren't they just a dog breed?
by that logic shouldn't a british bulldog and poodle and etc also be their own?
then a dalmatian would also be an option, as those are from croatia
>the difference between a breed and a species is that breeds are man made
- https://pediaa.com/difference-between-breed-and-species/
if breeds are allowed then possibly the domesticated silver fox as well etc
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox
but i don't think it has a name

i assume there are some fishes in some lakes that would be unique to slav lands
but yes the birds and mammals and reptiles would migrate and spread out easily';

'>>475115586
>shouldn't a british bulldog and poodle and etc also be their own? <..> the difference between a breed and a species
in Kemono Friends, the Domestic Dog is split into a Shiba Inu lookalike and a "husky but more gray" Mixed Breed Domestic Dog. Plus there's the controvercial Ryukyu Ken who's both endangered, domesticated, and not officially recognized as a breed.
Once the devs run out of ideas they might add a few more breeds of tamed dogs and cats because why not, there's already a few. Then we can get the Russian Blue Domestic Cat or something like that
>domesticated silver fox
Could be cool too, but I dunno how to make her different from normal Silver Fox we already have, as she already exibits a lot of domestic qualities like taking care of her useless NEET gamer sister Ezo Red Fox, running a whole onsen in the anime, and doing alchemistry in the games and manga.';

'little gray alien friend
bigfoot friend
chupacabra friend';

'>>475087862
It’s more slinky than feline.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgB0p5iiWzg';

'>>475123483
>more slinky
more stinky......';

'>>475052857
What does it smell like';

'I need to punish this coon';

'>>475140496
they all need correction';

'>>475140496
She did nothing wrong (other than be stupid)';

'>>475122820
>little alien friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URtqADoz9uA';

'>>475154173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1QQ_AYWb38';

'>>475140496
You mean give her corner time and take away her switch? What did she do?';

'>>475106278
https://japari-library.com/wiki/Baikal_Seal


The Russian Navy Seal even got a redesign but still not in game, like wtf Appirits???';

'>>475161446
>that punishment
she'll die';

'almost friday...';

'what Friends are safe to be around as a defenseless sleeping Taichou';

'>>475183946
Any and all deer, trust me';

'undefined';

'>>475183946
Any and all birds, trust me instead';

'>>475183946
Dodo. Only Dodo. She is
>The only non-rapist bird
>The only non-rapist friend
>Extremely passive
>Extremely patient
>You will voluntarily let her do it anyway because she's just such a nice person that you feel bad for not letting her do that, even if she is perfectly content
>Able to do a kickflip with those finger-sized skateboards';

'>>475183946
Ezo Red Fox
She'll be too distracted playing games to do anything immoral against Taichou.';

'>>475197113
Maybe but good luck sleeping with the sounds of her gaming';

'We've had three years with this pengii

https://youtu.be/1y-OtAkw25k';

'The official shop is selling the CD single for Kemono Kodou. There's a separate acrylic stand available for each member. In true JP media fashion, you have to buy the CD 10 times to get them all. At least the artwork is up for download.

https://kemovproject.stores.jp/';

'>>475211627
>Caracal's pose
Flexible drill noises';

'Serval the big cat!';

'>>475219643
Caracal no Caracal was trending';

'>>475190531
>Dhole gf
Blessed';

'Nutter Status: Obtained
Getting real tired of these fake out 4* boxes.';

'>>475190531
i love this so much';

'>>475190531
Look at how tiny she is...';

'>>475234676
Perfect height for peanut butter treats!';

'ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
WHEN YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP';

'>>475245486
It's like that everyday for cat friends..';

'i dreamt of a dog. i pet it';

'i have so much to live for';

'>>475252018
cute';

'>>475257205
accept the smothering, taichou';

'>>475202287
Oh wow, for real. How time flies huh?';

'>>475265256
In those three years she still doesn’t know what the thing on her hip is.';

'>>475245486
friend that has a special power to wake taichou up';

'>>475288147
Well technically all the Friends possess such a power.
However most want him to stay a sleep to do naughty things behind his back and even do naughty things to him while he sleeps.';

'>>475202287
Would it kill her to look a little bit happier';

'>>475295142
streaming every day is hard work';

'i hear people say Vtubers are like digital gfs
but really they're like irl anime characters';

'relaxing dailies, hot stuff';

'>>475295481
They're all already girls and friends and some are also already anime characters.';

'>>475308549
>4 dislikes
weirdos';

'>>475313838
ceruleans, no human could possibly dislike Friends';

'>so you see taichou, you can win any argument online by just repeating what they said but with a smug picture attached';

'>>475313838
All me';

'>>475326012
>>so you see taichou, you can win any argument online by just repeating what they said but with a smug picture attached';

'Let's send Shimarisu off with a smile.

https://youtu.be/60Ho6YQED_Y';

'>>475332047
I’ll miss this big rodent';

'>>475338646
Her final solo stream will be tomorrow at the same time.';

'Genet was a little late because she had an asthma attack (imagine the Japari inhalers) but everyone was able to leave a kind message for Shimarisu.';

'So what next friends to be added on KF3? Turtle friends? (I see on promotional image leaks that turtle will be next thing in the next week or on 2 week)';

'>>475355759
gamera collab confirmed';

'>>475195891
Yeah i trust Dodo, North Tamandua, Malay and Mountain Tapir sleep with me, thanks to the game observation. Other friends can always sleep outside my room (DO NOT ENTER MY FUCKING ROOM, RAPIST)';

'birds are rapists?';

'>One hour of watching fluffballs';

'>One hour of watching fluffballs';

'Japariman Man, the man responsible to feed all the cute dummies';

'>>475357030
duh';

'>>475383423
surely my birds wouldn't';

'The Kingdom leads are out on the field in the 4CC!
Sadly Least Weasel keeps getting beaten.';

'>>475384419
Birds care not for the laws of taichous';

'>>475356052
yay';

'>>475384518
Stupid fluffer!
It was great to see them though!';

'>>475384518
Chevy looks miserable';

'>>475409318
You would be too if you had to tardwrangle Weasel 24/7.';

'>>475409649
She truly is Japari's greatest soldier
Thank you for your service, Chevy.';

'undefined';

'Does Chevy drive a Chevy';

'>>475434543
no
Friends don't let Friends drive domestic';

'friends dont know how to drive manual';

'>>475438340
*friends dont know how to drive';

'>>475405094
Thats stoat, bro. Weasel doesn't has black on her tail tip.';

'if friends could drive would they use a van for kidnapping?';

'>>475449532
Kid napping? Is that something goats do?';

'>>475449532
Yes, absolutely.';

'>>475449532
>Come on in, Taichou, we've got rock CDs and beer!
Don't fall for it, Taichous!';

'hmm, 6 star picker limits what you can get';

'>>475466637
is that a new 6 star picker or are you just a taichou that's catching up on stuff?';

'Let's wish Shimarisu the best of luck.

https://youtu.be/NA2dtqhq1VU';

'>>475476785
she's gonna need it for making all those AVs';

'>>475485163
>a bunch of AVs
What, is she starring on NatGeo?';

'>>475357030
almost every Friend is a rapist';

'>>475469041
it's the normal 300 rolls picker
i've only been here a couple weeks';

'Love the madman with his Kemov Itasha jeep.';

'>>475028373
I like her socks';

'Love birds.';

'>>475476785
Good stream. The amount of support was amazing. People really loved her.';

'Justice bird...';

'You love cats.';

'>>475513250
The chat was going so fast the stream couldn't keep it updated.';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkMdLcB_vNU
>Aired January 2017
>Literally nobody expected it to be good
>Absolutely nobody expected it to blow up in popularity to the point it got to
>Some of, if not the best collaborations with zoos you'll ever see in your lifetime

Even if Kingdom is dying a slow death and KF3 is kind of just existing by sheer willpower, remember that we were blessed to experience this golden goose.';

'>>475534130
shit animation, but beautiful story and nice amounts of soul put into the project, they really turned a shoestring budget into a hit of the season by just making a good show';

'We really did witness a miracle';

'>>475537809
>shit animation
You mean soul. Honestly though it was neat being able to see the budget and stuff slowly getting better as the show went on. God I wish we still had the oni';

'>>475545346
no, the animation is objectively shit. stiff, sliding everywhere, the bus didn't have spinning wheels for the first few episodes. maybe by episode 12 it became okay and presentable but it was still stiff somewhat
but that doesn't stop the show as a whole to have soul, true.';

'Tatsuki's movie when?';

'>>475492749
Damn, I was hoping there was a new picker so I can finally be free';

'>>475500949
This one's better';

'>>475559374
maybe in a month or so during 1 year celebration';

'>>475568326
>during 1 year celebration
The 1 year celebration will be End of Service announcement';

'>>475568581
possible';

'i'm gonna speedrun the dailies today
starting as soon as server resets';

'>>475586245
aaaad, time.
14 minutes
i forgot it's monday tho';

'Bats... Birds' favourite fluffballs';

'up too late on a work night
need cat girlfriendwife to drag me to bed';

'Moose bird maid!';

'Bird train!';

'The Kemono Stadium server is also being shut down. It had its ups and downs but people seem to have enjoyed it overall and are surprised it lasted this long.';

'undefined';

'Thinking of hypothetical question
If Friends can capable to be a rapist. Does friends can be a war criminal if she wanted tho (annihilation of all cellien)?';

'>>475625394
This notCat gets it...';

'>>475639457
Yes, strokechou';

'Mommy...';

'Kemonobros... Harada-san noticed us thanks to Coyo... Maybe there is still hope...';

'>>475642791
I was against sneks and other reptiles, but this one isn't creepy at all and is pure sexual.';

'>>475649902
Her Tekken addiction finally paid off.';

'>>475649902
Oh shit, that's awesome!';

'>>475642791
Do the personality of the god friends change when they go gecko mode?';

'>>475669602
is this about tail time or selling car insurance';

'>>475678557
>Geico randomly collabs with Kemono Friends
>Martin becomes a friend
This would lead to some very awkward fanart.';

'i've been hearing cuckoo birds outside
if only the other birds knew about the conspiracy...';

'>>475678915
Wait since when does he have a name';

'>>475685825
March 5, 2009
https://geicocarinsurance.fandom.com/wiki/Co-Worker%27s_Egg_Salad?file=GEICO_EggSalad_15';

'>>475686234
>geicocarinsurance
>fandom
>There are currently 3,060 articles';

'>>475689019
It's a rabbit hole. Do not descend. I'm already lost to it.';

'I really need to touch kaban';

'>>475689019
>>475689806
Woah there's RABBITS in there? This hole was made for me!';

'And also this birdie';

'>>475695104
>Another Ransu image ruined by faceless foreigner ojiisans
I wish he'd go back to cute lewds and futa instead of needlessly shoehorning in random dudes. At least he's not shoving "him" into the images.';

'>>475669602
I feel like they might act a bit different, but it's probably more putting on a different act to hide the truth than anything else';

'>>475701860
Yeah, cute lewds were definitely way better.
I wish to balance things out he'd at least draw more varied Friends in exchange for all this but now it's so much oj** on Kaban stuff';

'friendly reminder of summer friend superiority
surfs up dudes';

'Coyo is going to Off Kai Expo.';

'>>475713439
Wait, coyotes are real?';

'>>475709043
too early desu';

'I had a dumb idea but need a little help on it
Do you know of any good summer-y fruit pattern bikini type design things? I'm trying to come up with a comparison, where if Lion's chest is like melons then Moose's rack is ___';

'>>475731096
Coconuts. Firm, but full of sweet milk.';

'>>475731361
You're a fucking genius taichou, thank you.
Man now I'm regretting my decisions from yesterday even more, probably won't grab this until around the end of next month but I have everything else planned out so hopefully I can get this set up before summer ends.';

'>>475731096
Cantaloupe could work, but that seems like much more of a White Lion vs Lion type thing';

'>>475734494
Yeah, while it would technically work I think unless it's in a style like the one from the artist that draws Moose really big because everyone in her style is huge it wouldn't be the optimal option. I've thought about one piece swimsuits too but I feel that should be its own image unless there are good fruit patterns for that type of swimsuit. Otherwise, I think the logic the other taichou mentioned holds up really well in keeping up the tropical fruit theme';

'Imagine the Foxes in floral print bikinis. But the flowers are rafflesias because they both stink!';

'>>475736906
Hey now, don't be too mean! At least the foxes are pretty';

'>>475731096
I guess expanding on this, any ideas for ways Moose and Lion could be interacting together on the beach in a fun way?
Outside the obvious direction of beach games and competition, I think a fun one would be playing into Lion's underappreciated mischievousness and having her tease Moose. Maybe even have her use her claws to snip the back of her bikini';

'>>475741597
High intensity volleyball.';

'I'm a simple man and I like my friends in basic and classic one piece sport swimsuits';

'>>475742727
One piece swimsuits are so good, if not for the silly idea of having Moose match Lion in outfit theming I'd just get her in that instead for sure.
I've got plenty of that planned, don't you worry taichou. Also wouldn't be hard to translate over the idea to a loli Moose thing as well';

'>>475742235
That'd be fun.
Surprised there aren't more images of Friends playing games like that';

'Wake up taichou, the winter Friends need some fanning!';

'>>475754906
Damn, May really starts tomorrow, easter felt like last week';

'New fish chorogon Friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFZl5-l0Xlo';

'> KF3 reach a new low after releasing Hinata Natsumi
> "I never thought that KF3 after this."
> KF3 releases a new friends based on a fucking ordinary fish statue (No, not a fucking merlion but this).
> KF3 reach a new level of low
Holy fuck, what the fuck they thinking Appirits (also Kemono Friends team)? Of all millions of real life animal species or million of mythological animal around the world they can choose. They choose a friends based of fucking ordinary fish statue with the skill scene an singing Idol (like why? That fish deserves other skill scene better than this shit) . Merlion are literally 10000x times better than this shit but they choose this over merlion ??? No fucking wonder why KF3 fans are leaving this shitty games to superior MLP musume, or gayknight because KF3 offer this garbage instead cool animal (where the turtle friends that you promise ?).';

'Is taichou okay
It's the year of the dragon and they picked a well known Japanese fish dragon thing, this should not be that surprising';

'>>475757358
It's japari park not signapori park';

'American woman';

'>>475756541
>Kinshachi
>A kinshachi is not an animal that exists in the wild, but instead can be found within Japanese mythology.
>While regular shachihoko can be found on buildings such as palaces, temples, and samurai houses, the golden shachihoko known as kinshachi can only be found on Nagoya Castle. Two kinshachi can be found on its roof, as both a statement of power and to protect the castle from fires. They're so famous that they've become the most renowned feature of the castle, and recognized as a symbol of the entirety of Nagoya.
Always neat to see mythological things become friends. She's also the last Japanese mythological friend that wasn't in KF3.';

'>>475766864
Forgot the actual mythology part.
>The most renowned ability of the shachihoko is its control over water. They can store large amounts of water in their stomachs, and can summon rain clouds to create a downpour. Due to these two traits, the Japanese favored them as guardian spirits of water, placing them on the edges of roofs of important buildings. Should a fire break out in the building a shachihoko was guarding, it was believed that the shachihoko would summon rain clouds to help put out the fire.';

'>>475760772
Ok Fair. I literally din't know that it's a mythological friends. But fucking hell that it's always Japanese and Chinese mythology that always got the cake. But no other regional mythology (yes including European mythology) animal have friends except cerberus (and she got added just because it halloween theme like the nips ignorant about how fucking awesome cerberus is it).';

'caracal no caracal';

'El gato domesticado';

'>>475741597
Moose breaking a big wave like she tramples thru snow, while Lion is sleeping on a surfboard that's somehow riding the wave perfectly undisturbed';

'did the ultimate raid get a buff?
I was able to clear it just fine yesterday, but today Greater Lophorina dies on turn 3 no matter what I do';

'>>475779425
That will always be a wild animal taichew';

'>>475779425
My pelvis hurts looking at this image...';

'>>475769154
I mean it shouldn't be surprising with the nature of the series and how Japanese mythology things have been important for a while already, not to mention Japan not really breaking off of China for a lot of culture and mythos. It's like the mythos Friend equivalent to how they keep adding the Japanese subspecies of Friends rather than doing other completely different types
Also I was checking and a Merlion Friend has existed since around 2017, just not in any games
>>475766979
Neat, I guess those sorta ideas around it are probably why they have her miracle being an idol performance?';

'>>475782082
>avoiding the water by lazing about on a surfboard
cute idea';

'>>475766039
>Commiefornia
God have mercy on coyo's mental health and soul';

'>>475810685
She's probably from there, taichou';

'undefined';

'Scavenger Friends!';

'>>475826685
how do they get so big off of just scraps?';

'>>475804976
>subspecies
ASHHHHUUUUUUUU?';

'undefined';

'>>475827193
I wish that were me';

'>>475779425
I can trust her on my bed, right?
She won’t do anything strange to me while i’m asleep and defenseless, right?';

'>>475843312
No.
There are very few Friends you can trust in your room, let alone in your bed.
>>475356680';

'undefined';

'>>475858162
This is what mayo does to your dogs...';

'>>475861223
Well damn I'd hate to see what it does to a fat cat..';

'dailies time';

'Lewd fantasy';

'Dork reality';

'>>475882523
>>475882693
deserves headpats all the same';

'>>475882693
Aard could never...';

'>>475895323
But what if taichou wants her to?';

'>>475882523
>first moose and now aardwolf
What is with these taichous and wanting their Friendwife to be a mesugaki that calls them trash while acting all smug...';

'>>475899243
Then she better hurry up. Cat and Bird Friends are ready to snatch him up at moment.';

'Genet celebrated her 20 month anniversary by drinking and talking about alcohol related music topics.';

'It's been so long since I rolled a new friend, but fishe GET';

'>>475920076
More like stinkshachi';

'>>475920076
Dumb FISH haha';

'>>475770717
That stream was very fun, this crazy cat is something else';

'>>475920076
Very cute fishe.';

'New art by mine';

'>>475930702
the only thing that guy is good for
very cute fishe butts';

'>>475930702
Still too much of a coward to post on twitter.';

'>>475903485
Idk. That's just the nips having a rotten minds. I honestly rather have an regular friendswife with mature emotion than mesugaki childish behaviour.';

'>>475933323
tbf, Mine realized that xitter is utter mess right now that it's not worth it to post on xitter. It's just a glorified 4chan+Tumblr worst aspect combines into one single cesspool';

'>>475930702
so close to a pantyshot, yet so far still...
fishos are mean, i'm gonna hang out with birds instead';

'>>475946445
stupid birdbrain propaganda they're both mean';

'Don't trust deers with movie recommendations';

'>>475946445
You doin' good birdchou';

'>>475950408
What are they watching?';

'>>475929883
Park staff is so helpful.';

'the cute pengii is celebrating her 3rd anniversary

https://youtu.be/9zZbptS87ZQ';

'>>475950408
But why not? Look how happy they look';

'I know the obvious answer for Reindeer, but what sorta movies would the other deer around the park watch? Not just Moose either!';

'>>475956645
something about canada, i bet
Hundreds of Beavers looks like a fun kino, shame i can't get it legally and am too stupid for piracy of a niche indie film';

'>>475956645
christmas movies';

'rip';

'>>475951037
Which birds are for lesbians';

'>>476003590
It's hard to say, but I'm sure there are a few yuribirds';

'>>476008347
Probably the ballet pants duo';

'>>476016205
Yeah, those two would probably double team a femtaichou if they caught one walking alone';

'>>475936358
I mean you're not wrong but also Moosechou...';

'>>475930702
Smelling dolphin butts';

'>>475930702
Love his art, hate him for ruining everything.';

'dailies time';

'giant panda in 200 shop';

'>>476036012
>still not Moose
They're never gonna let me go huh';

'>>476021553
Imagine the smell';

'havin a busy one it seems';

'>>476051854
Working hard is worth it to protect this
>:3';

'>>476018649
To be fair. In my observation Moose is already mature lady friends. Sure there is a silly moment but overally she far away from mesugaki bs like weasel and most of smol friends (i said most, since there is an that friends have a mature emotion like Mountain Tapir). I guess she will accept the responsibility as mother and a wife for captain (if japari park allow marriage lmao)';

'>>476016205
What about the rock singer birbs ones ? The Hornbills duo attitude reminds me with some irl lesbian couples';

'>>476008347
Gastornis and Cassowary';

'>>476059312
So what you're saying is these taichous like Moosechou spend time imagining their Friendwife as mesugakis because that's the opposite of what they normally are?';

'Okay i will expand the safe list that you are safe to sleep besides one friend/multiple friends on the list above without getting scared with the rape possibility.
- mammals clan
1. all Tapir friends
2. all Anteater friends except Giant Anteater
3. all wildebeest friends
4. all Zebra friends except Chapman and Quagga
5. Maltese Tiger and Golden Tabby Tiger (i add that duo on the list because both of her are the most Yuri friends in japari park, thanks due to the inspiration of that duo friends comes from sailor moon franchise, likely Maltese Tiger = Sailor Uranus and Golden Tabby Tiger = Sailor Neptune)
5. all Deer friends except the Reindeer and the Moose)
6. all Sloth friends
7. all Camelidae friends (Including Alpaca, vicuna, and guanaco
8. Honduras White bat
9. Aardwolf
10. Capybara
- Birds Clan
1. Eastern Spot-Billed Duck
2. Campo Flicker
3. Darwin Finch
4. Humboldt penguin
- Reptiles clan
1. Red eared slider
- Amphibian clan
All of them friends are on s
the safe list since KF din't add Frog and toad friends yet.
- Fish and invertebrate clan
NOPE
- UMA clan
All NOPE except Hinata Natsumi
The friends that din't include on this safe list are best to treat with caution to prevent any unwanted act to the captain while the captain sleep';

'>>476060902
Yup. Their brain are rotten with mesugaki minds that taichous think all friends are mesugaki, thanks to the Nexon Archive.
When most of friends in japari park are emotionally mature and capable with the human task.';

'>>476063012
I'm sure it's not that. Just the occasional fantasy about something which they know they won't have with their Friend';

'>>476062505
based wildlife safety analyst
I wonder which Friends are "safe if you're awake"
Shoebill probably?
which Friends are most dangerous?
Passenger Pigeon?';

'>>476063012
Hey man, wanting to see my favorite Friend in a mini size doesn't equate to thinking every Friend is a mesugaki. As a matter of fact I'd only accept it if it were her, and don't like weasel doing it!';

'>>476062505
>all deer except Reindeer and Moose
Being a bit genki doesn't make them rapists!';

'>>476063527
>Making an fanfiction with certain friends with prior research = yay
>Changing friends personality to suit taichou desires = nay, but who care?
So far i know. Aardwolf personality is bashful (she shy a lot) and she keep stuttering and pausing certain word on both Nexon and KF3. And that thing is far from mesugaki thing that those taichou wish to for';

'>>476064758
That's the point of a fantasy, taichou! It being unrealistic doesn't mean it's not hot!
You're right about Aardwolf realistically not being like that even as a loli though. On the other hand, I could totally see a petite, immature version of moose being all smug about her strength and pushing around her poor taichoo';

'>>476064327
>Which friends are "safe if you're awakes"?
Most of them except Kirin
>Which friends are the most dangerous?
I swear on God, Kirin is probably you must watch for. She literally the reason why japari park will not be abandoned on KF3 unlike the past timelines (The Nexon Timelines). Sure she probably acting smile and seducing taichou into their sides. But i bet she have an ulterior motives which maybe KF3 will revealed on.';

'>>475963865
Hululu was very energetic this time and everyone loves her dearly. Miriri makes the Friends look so tiny.';

'>>476065569
>ulterior motives
Outside of something like "wow the park being destroyed sucks" assuming the time travel theory is real, I can't really see Friends being the types to have weird hidden motives';

'Geoff is celebrating 20 months. She is rich cat.

https://youtu.be/f_YOua-Qrro';

'Everything in life is a 50/50
Either Friends will rape me in my sleep or they won’t
They all have an equal chance of being safe and dangerous';

'I feel like she's still with us.';

'let's sway

https://youtu.be/ITvMd55kaQc';

'making onigiri';

'>>476080190
>those statues in the background
nice';

'>>476080190
I want to manhandle Hululu';

'>>476080190
Look at how tiny they are...';

'She's putting salt on them.';

'>>476105465
cute pengi';

'>>476066960
>>476080190
>>476105465
Hahaha look at those friendlets!';

'>>476108501
From Coyo's comments, their billed heights are pretty accurate. Coyo herself is an average American woman.';

'>>476109662
The one guy who keeps trying to make friends tall will be very upset.';

'>>476110846
you mean the kyodai friend guy or the latex ball guy';

'>>476110846
I don't think it's unreasonable to wish some Friends based on pretty massive animals are tall considering the variety in the animal kingdom and within the park.
Japan has an obsession with making girls way too tiny';

'>>476114098
I don't know what Suwara's deal is, and I'm not sure I want to ask.';

'>>476021553
>>476043081
seawater? all the marine Friends aren't gonna smell like much';

'I just realized the new fish has fangs. Cute.';

'Well it is once again that time.
The time for divegrass and zany happenings, the VGL soccer league starts up soon (at the end of the month).

Last league was a good run with Weasel and Chevy getting to ride their airplane into the 4CC proper, complete with bonus games because /vg/ sucked ass and went back to the babbies.

So basically the usual question asked each league, is everyone ready to cheer the Friends on?
As well if there's any replacements or suggestions for Friends to add in. Always fun to spice up the roster and give some of the longer lasting ones a nice rest.';

'>>476132780
bring in the dwagins';

'>>476136994
23 Scalies or we riot.';

'>>476132780
I just realized I didn't actually say anything about the current roster for anyone not at all aware:
Gold Medals:
-Serval
-Fennec
Silver Medals:
-Moose
-Lion
-Raccoon
Keepers:
-Tamandua
-Alpaca
Defenders:
-Aardwolf
-Emperor Penguin
-Pallas Cat
-Toki
-Shoebill
Full Backs:
-Grey Wolf
-Japanese Wolf
-Jaguar
-Black Jaguar
-Spectacled Camian
-Salt-Water Crocodile
Midfielders:
-Dhole
-Weasel & Chevy
-Californian Sea Lion
-Kaban
-Tsuchinoko

I have my little love of keeping the fullbacks paired.
But still quite a bit of room for new players including the dragons.';

'>>476138149
A cold blooded team might have stamina issues.';

'>>476119917
No, digested fish smell';

'>>476132780
Nice! I'm excited to see my friendwife on the field
A dragon or two might be nice like the others said considering the year and all, but otherwise I've got no real complaints or suggestions for the roster';

'>>476132780
Divegrass time once more huh? Finally time for more Shoebill on the field. As well as perhaps some new friends :)

Hopefully the team does their best this year! Can't wait to see who they face this year. And maybe just maybe.......maybe they will finally face /lcg/.....or the sonic general, that'd be fun.';

'another day, another daily';

'birds singing again
i wonder what it sounds like to other birds. moaning? foul language? or are they literally turned on from singing?';

'>>476170978
Maybe it's just like really goofy foreign accents to them';

'>>476132780
Let's fucking go

Also I second the notion that we should fit a dragon into the roster somewhere, but which one?';

'>>476176986
the msgk
and maybe the black one too for contrast';

'Birds and bees, in Japari Park.';

'>>476180123
Why are birds so mean to non-birds...';

'Are deer the ultimate anti-bird friend, with their built in anti-bird spikes to protect their taichous?';

'>>476195242
No

Deer are smelly and need bird assistance to clean themselves of ticks';

'>>476177171
NTA but seconding the MSGK Dragon';

'>>476197898
They're going to be way more capable of fixing that stuff on the own, not to mention with the help of their taichous bakataichou!';

'https://youtu.be/Summe0KFRmg?t=111';

'>>476200258';

'>>476199297
That's too much wishful thinking, Taichou. You make me feel like you're a deer in disguise.';

'>>476202175
It's not wishful thinking, it's just the limitations of actual deer no longer applying to us and taichous being good hearted individuals that would help if those sorts of problems came up!
All very logical conclusions that anyone could come up with, seeing that doesn't make me a deer!';

'Don't let this fox near rabbits. Shimahai's leering voice is too strong.

https://youtu.be/kXUUUWBMwGA';

'>>476195242
the birds can use antlers as a perch to sit on and ambush taichou from
the best anti-bird is a cat, but then you have the downsides of having a cat near you';

'darkness';

'>>476213637
I want to squeeze the little bear';

'>>476213637
i want to hug the middle bear';

'this friend fox';

'>>476210193
big birds will squeeze the cats to submission';

'>>476213637
I want chibi kumamon back, still so sad I couldn't get her';

'Making frens uncomfortable';

'>>476263863
doing the opposite of this, making friends feel comfortable';

'>>476274252
that's dangerous Taichou';

'>>476216472
>>476229508
The bear on the left will violate you.';

'think i might get the 3600 raindeer since she's never had a banner';

'>>476294708
just don't get the last copy
if you max her out, she gets worse';

'>>476295350
It's amazing how one of the last Friends they release has features that make herself worse by upgrading her';

'Speaking of deer, Does pronghorn belong to deer group or other mammals group?';

'>>476241969
>use the smol cat
>thinking the smol cat will defeat the big bird
>big mistake
Birdchou you fool. I use the big cat like tiger and lion frens to deter those pesky bird. Wat'cha you gonna do? summon the gastornis, cassowary, passy? That's thing useless against big cat birdchou, accept the L';

'>>476304154
seems unrelated';

'>>476304154
Pronghorns are closer to antelopes, but even relative to them aren't quite too close and are more like their own thing. I think they're even in their own family as the only members left alive
Though they have horns that come back, they don't quite have the same thing as deer do with antlers. Also their females have horns unlike deer which are usually males only unless there's some sorta hormone imbalance or other weird thing going on.';

'>>476304154
>>476305659
>>476306150
They are their own thing and are closer to Giraffes than to Antelopes.';

'Pronghorn are actually closer to mustelids than antelope.';

'>>476312717
I forgot my smug image.';

'crackle is playing a streamerbait type game...
poor cat';

'undefined';

'>>476331080
is this rhythm heaven fever?';

'>>476331080
>when taichou wont let you eat chocolate japariman covered in battery acid';

'Meeting a coyote is cheap as free

https://www.offkaiexpo.com/activities/meet-and-greets/';

'>>475093652
shimapan...';

'where da parco bears at';

'>>476365671
I want the Friend china dresses';

'Coyo is a friend who is good at golfing';

'five o' clock and she gives you this look';

'>>476378745
What a goofy looking dog';

'>>475028373
>https://gamerch.com/kemonofriends3/
> 2022年11月以降に実装のフレンズの評価はついていません。
>There will be no evaluation of Friends implemented after November 2022.
Aw man, I just now noticed this. Who knows how strong the newer KF3 friends are now?';

'>Arai-san call you "Kouhai", because she's your senior and you will show her some god damned respect noda
>African Wild Dog calls you "Master" in the sense of looking up to you
>Collared Peccary calls you "Master" in the sense of ownership
>Yamata no Orochi calls you "Child"
>Grizzly Bear calls you "Taichou-kun"
>Many friends just say "Taichou", "Taichou-chan", or "You" ("anata")
>Some friends don't even call you anything because they never directly refer to you

Fun little trivia I found while trying to look for an up to date wiki. What does YOUR friendwife call you in KF3, from this list?
https://w.atwiki.jp/proposalwiki/pages/29.html';

'>>476385326
Just a regular mr taichou';

'>>476385326
She just says taichou most of the time, might've had a few lines saying "anata" as well though.
Wonder if that'd change at all after getting closer or if it'd transition to the more affectionate usage of "anata" in married life.
Maybe she'd call me deer';