'ry is an gay';

'>>475959043
So what?! There's nothing wrong with being gay, despite the fact that gays can't procreate and that if everyone were gay it would mean the extinction of the human race.';

'Alright new cover. Fancy Edition.
Get your nice clothes on, show off your CEO style.
Bonus points for anyone who gets a picture of a bodyguard holding the door open for you to get in your car.
Just cause it's a feature that I only used once.';

'I have 12 million and I have no idea what to do with it. It could go in the blink of an eye and I'd get 2 or 3 things out of it, if even. It takes so much investment to get that, and yet, such a microscopic portion of what I could ever want could even be afforded by it. It paralyses me.';

'>>475959043
Who's Ry/Ryan?';

'>>475963841
If anyone wants ideas:
Limos
Yacht and other big boats
The big chair in the office, the "plotting" table in the office.
Posing in front of the golden jet and heli
The Agency has a lot of fancy looking stuff.
Same for Casino Penthouse
Basically anything that looks expensive and ostentatious.
Think gaudy, not trashy.';

'>tfw learned gtav released on pc 2 years after its initial retail release
so how long of a delay do you think it'll be until VI is out on PC

picunrel just my fit';

'>The McTony Robbery: Dinka Blista Kanjo';

'Another shit week ahead, lads.';

'I wish I never spent 1000 hours on this. I don't think it was the least bit worth it, and I feel I've gained nothing good from it, in a year it's going to probably get deleted entirely and the hundreds of hours of reluctant labor will have been for absolutely nothing. I don't even know what I thought I was working towards in the long run.';

'>>475967484
Similar time-frame, if not longer.
This will be the span that they try to put the HSW on PC's GTA5 Online.';

'so do I buy the stinger gt or the stinger?';

'>>475973514
One is a convertible, and the other is not. Are you just cruising, or do you plan to be shot at?';

'>>475974014
I play mostly in passive';

'>>475975028
Get a bicycle.';

'>>475975028
Bitch ass nigga';

'>>475955326
First time checking this board in like 7 years. How in the fuck is this general still a thing? How few of you guys are left and lord have mercy if any of you clowns were from the ps3 days';

'>>475977181
trying to get within 500 ft of people and getting shot and getting lock on spammed by some flying vehicle on there way somewhere loses its charm
I can't even get people into my car in passive';

'>>475975028
So all you can do in that form is wander while accomplishing nothing. Get the convertible.';

'>>475955326
I COULDN'T GET AWAY';

'>>475963841
>>475965830
Like this? :)
If it looks janky it's because I used the magic eraser to delete the minimap, it's an old screenshot that I sent my friend';

'>>475978096
I'm just here to be alone. This general is dead. Only I keep it alive. I reply to myself a lot.';

'>>475963841
>>475965830
>>475983594
It helps if you attach the picture';

'A new #GTAOnline event starts on May 2 (available through May 8) with Triple Rewards on Open Wheel and RC Bandito Races and 4X GTA$ on Taxi Work, plus complete the Weekly Challenge to receive the Rockstar Racing Suit.

4X GTA$
- Taxi Work

3X GTA$ & RP
- Open Wheel Races
- RC Bandito Races

DISCOUNTS (40% off)
- Declasse DR1
- Progen PR4
- Ocelot R88

DISCOUNTS (30% off)
- Bravado Banshee
- Buckingham Maverick
- Dundreary Landstalker XL
- FH-1 Hunter
- Grotti Stinger
- Sea Sparrow
- Shitzu Squalo
- Übermacht SC1
- Übermacht Zion Classic

GUN VAN PRIMARY DISCOUNTS
- 30% OFF: MG
- 40% OFF for GTA+ Members: Up-n-Atomizer

WEEKLY CHALLENGE
- Win three Open Wheel Races to collect a GTA$100,000 reward and the Rockstar Racing Suit

SALVAGE YARD ROBBERIES
- The Cargo Ship Robbery: Grotti Itali GTO Stinger TT (Top Tier)
- The Gangbanger Robbery: Vapid Dominator GTT (Standard Tier)
- The McTony Robbery: Dinka Blista Kanjo (Low Tier)

FREE VEHICLES
- The Lucky Wheel Podium Vehicle: Benefactor BR8 - https://youtu.be/nJCRUXqGCRI?t=3746
- LS Car Meet Prize Ride: Willard Eudora - https://youtu.be/A6Fswaq1Mcg - Place Top 3 in the LS Car Meet Series for 3 days in a row

PREMIUM RACE & WEEKLY TRIALS
- Premium Race: Cutting Coroners - https://youtu.be/XYfKWQ0_qmI
- Time Trial: LSIA II - https://youtu.be/8dIedlI1X6g
- HSW Time Trial: Del Perro Beach to Murietta Heights - https://youtu.be/ZwiFe6ogBxI

TEST RIDES
- Premium Deluxe Motorsport: Dundreary Landstalker XL, Schyster Deviant, Übermacht SC1, Übermacht Zion Classic & Western Wolfsbane
- Luxury Autos: Declasse Vigero ZX Convertible & Gallivanter Baller ST-D
- Test Track (LS Car Meet): Albany Alpha, Grotti Stinger & Pegassi Infernus
- Premium Test Ride (HSW): Karin Vivanite';

'>>475978096
I just reminisce-post about older GTAs while I wait for the next GTA6 trailer';

'>>475990624
>FH-1 Hunter
Is this worth owning?';

'>>475990624
well we had a good run these last few weeks
see you guys when they drop another good week';

'>>475990624
>Podium Vehicle: Benefactor BR8
neat';

'>>475994558
It's on my "to buy" list if that means anything to you. Definitely don't want to source a bunch of air freight for the trade price tho

Anybody know if the Eudora livery can be unlocked by doing the same jump 10 times or if it has to be 10 different jumps?';

'If you were to work at R* and had to design the character creation, what stuff would you add?
I would add a bulge slider that extends all the way down near the knees so people can look like they have big 14 inch dicks.';

'>>475997849
It can be the same jump. I did the one where you drive through a gap in the broken wall to fall onto the road below, in the elevated road section of Pillbox Hill (right next to the FIB HQ), takes ten seconds to loop back around and do it again.';

'>>475997874
booba slider
free form tattoo placement
multiple choices of body hair
skin tone colour wheel
muscle/fat definition slider';

'>>475994558
if you have frens
if not just buy an akula';

'>>475997874
I wouldn't be able to work there at all because the publisher might find my ideas troublematic.';

'>>475997874
Height slider for females that allow you to make them as short as 4'6, and also make them flat-chested

Also, dexterity option so you can default to left-handed shooting';

'>>475999585
>Height slider for females that allow you to make them as short as 4'6, and also make them flat-chested
ToT';

'hehehe';

'>>476000223
Sultan RS, Elegy RC, Sabre Custom, and Yosemite Rancher are my favourite cars in the game. Look great, sound great, drive great, and have excellent customisation. All-around perfect';

'>>475965775
the crew boss, hence, an gay.';

'>>475990624
>slapped their logo on it and called a day
that racing suit is one of the lamest ever
Moreover, how come we don't have any sentinels with R*'s livery?';

'>>475998287
Noted, thanks

>>476000223
I get it';

'>>475999585
>Also, dexterity option so you can default to left-handed shooting
More like, sinister option.';

'>>475963841
what if i identify as a car?';

'grab my auto!';

'I hope one of the Keys in GTA 6 is names Kokomo

>>476006576
Kek';

'>>475901020
>>475641126
Anyone got instructions for asset modding on steam version? Honestly I just want booba.';

'>>475970927
the funniest part is that I paid 5bucks to a random Russia half a decade ago for a few billions that I still have to this day
I have 800 hours in the game, never grinded for a single one. did all the content, roamed around with friends, bought everything I've ever wanted the moment I wanted.
what about you? malded for 1k hours to see "number go up"
LOL';

'>>475939796
Yeah I don't know anyone by that name
>>475999865
>
>>476002914
I thought Steven Seagall was the crew chief';

'gonna spend so much time fucking around with the cars in VI';

'>>475963841';

'Enjoyed some Simeon while the rush lasted, but now it's over, and I've had my fill for quite a long while.';

'>>476025179
Here ya go, I boosted the vinewood sign a teensy bit so it's more visible.
>>476007060
You can drive a car, you can pose in front of it, if you want just the car at least take a cool picture of it. heck I'll take a screenshot of your full garage if you make it look cool.
The nightclub garage has that high ground where you can pose with all your cars behind you and you're clearly visible.
>>475983873
Let's put that in the back burner, if we're REALLY desperate for a last picture.
If you want some actual criticism, I don't like the military plane, I don't like that you're all bruised, I don't like that your character is just standing.
Put some effort into the theme, if you want to be silly drive over a homeless guy, throw money at the casino, wear that fake tux shirt, have some imagination.';

'>>476007060
Here's an example.
Use an animation that looks like you're showing off. It's THAT easy.';

'Damn they really did kill Cayo Perico. I hadn't done it in a while and I completed the one I had setup from a long time ago and the primary loot got massively nerfed, and it's so annoying how every little thing can kill your stealth run.
Then I just did it again and got the Tequila and just shitty secondary loot. Only cash and weed, and not even one painting in the office. I got a low roll in the office safe and only made barely over $1 million due to getting the elite challenge extra money. Could you imagine barely making $1 million doing Cayo back in 2021';

'>>475963841';

'>>476031890
damn, the secondary loot is supposed to be better the worse your primary target is; you sure you checked all the loot spots for coke? paintings aren't that good btw, they're like cash-tier but take up a bunch of space so they're only good for getting the full bag bonus. what'd really suck is if all your coke spawned in the 2-man authentication sheds. did they patch out all the solo gold methods? i know you were able to climb through the wall of the central cabin at one point, and you were also able to manipulate guard paths by pushing a wheelbarrow prop around so that they'd open the door to the west cabin';

'Karin bros where we at';

'Is there a list of every car with a Princess Bubblegum livery? Because... urm... reasons.';

'>>476043810
not sure if complete but here's a few
https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Princess_Robot_Bubblegum?so=search#Gallery

>>475990624
>no Michelli or Retinue
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO';

'>>476043810
Some of the lists haven't been updated with the Raiju. The lists generally forget the Nightmare Issi.';

'>>476048236
where's your omaggio sis?';

'>>476050641
... I know what I'm buying next.';

'>>476046280
>>476048236
Thanks. Another question--how do I obtain vehicles that were delisted from the store? Is that even possible? I haven't played in a few years and I'm rather distraught at how many vehicles they got rid of.';

'How do I get 200 free pulls?';

'>jackass crashing into me and shooting at me while I'm trying to deliver someone
>throw sticky and blow him up
>have to pay 20k for his car
This game fucking sucks';

'>Decide to do cayo
>Safe code
>Kill the guy
>Game bugs so I can't search the body for the code
>Uninstall
Holy shit this game';

'>>476052674
allegedly you can order a copy of a player's vehicle if he's in LS car meet but good luck finding someone in pub session with the car AND willing to read chat
what car do you need? I'm looking for michelli or retinue (or both) on PC';

'>>476065582
I'm on series x and looking for a viseris or franken stange';

'>grind hours for car
>buy it
>it's fun to drive like 3 times
>now it's just another list item I have to scroll through
>start grinding for something else';

'>>476068553
Play world of tanks instead';

'>>476065582
i've a michelli and retinue (the mk2 tho), am on PC. I'm usually online around 17.00 EST.
If you haven't got them yet, you can contact me Ferrari_F40-GTE';

'>>476070536
michelli would be neat, mk2 is no good
I'll try to find you tomorrow';

'>>476068716
there is nothing quite as soul crushing as grinding for hours for a new spec only to realise its dogshit but you want the next spec
getting a respectable gun on a t34 years ago pretty much put me off the entire game';

'>play myself off as a butler with a Boston accent in public lobbies
>dress fancy as hell, act like a mafia boss's right hand man
>drive cars to fit (Z-Type, Casco, Windsor in case I need a four door, etc.)
>help other players with missions when possible
I haven't had this much fun with GTAO in years.';

'>>476072798
they need to make larping more viable
I like to take my higgins helitours helicopter and pick people up and fly them around
I'd also settle for being paid to operate a cargobob';

'Woke people are going to destroy GTA VI. Prepare yourself';

'>>476052674
A few show up at stealable off the streets.
Some show up in your personal Auto Shop.
Some have to show up in the FOMO of the week.';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa35dE6pof0&t=4085s';

'>>475965420
Stop trying to psyche people out every thread, it's boring. I have $300m and everything and actually I still have fun once in a while despite the cant buy anything really.';

'>>476080807
It doesn't even have to pay much; just giving us the option to sign up as a proper taxi service, heli service, etc. for other players would be awesome.
>>476052674
What >>476085338 said.
The Diamond Casino also has a chance to have a vehicle on the podium, and you might also get lucky and find someone in a public lobby that owns a given vehicle and is willing to park it at the Car Me for you to buy.
Speaking of, any PC players looking for a Z-Type or a Brawler?';

'I know that a person with free aim on can't join people with aim assist and vice versa. Does the same thing apply to adversary modes? I cannot seem to ever get anyone but one single person to do one with me, and the last 2 times I've done a race the person quit on me.';

'>>476091868
Holy crap, it might have been the case! I went all this time with nobody joining me, and joining servers with nobody in them, and I switched my aiming mode in singleplayer, joined online again, and immediately I found a race with 7 people.';

'oh boy another conceptual supercar that looks like vomit!';

'How is the nero compared to the thrax? I know they are about the same speed but control wise? The thrax is too easy to control for me.';

'This game has gotten significantly better now that I know why it seemed so dead for me.';

'>>475965830
is there an easier way to transfer screenshots from my ps4 than messaging them to other people and then to myself?';

'>>475975028
Same, the only thing I need to come out of passive for anymore is the arcade computer. I prefer driving whatever I want not the annoying weapon vehicles.';

'>>475978782
I spawn at the military base and have picked up many people driving back to the city in passive mode.';

'>>476094221
I told someone about this before, you can't be in free aim and expect everyone to join, you have to be on auto aim partial assist or whatever, everyone's on that, even for races and shit which is kind of stupid. Free aim is just for tryhards freeroam. It's like bad sport lite.';

'>>476096032
I prefer to use free aim just because it actually helped me get better at aiming in multiple games and the movement of my screen slowing down when I move the reticle near a player or npc doesn't feel right. I also fine that the kinds that would also do free aim are much less likely to harass you when you are doing sales and such, which makes sense, given it's generally retarded 12 year olds that do that. They just see red on the map and fly over.';

'>>476096468
Yeah I had the same logic and you might do better with it on PC too, but I would just forget I'm in free aim and get killed on missions, or get kicked back to assist when I accept a race invite. Never end up staying in free aim. Plus it kind of sucks on a controller even with acceleration cranked all the way up like always.';

'>>476071451
aren't the retinues basically the same car under different skins?
>>476094365
what's dis?';

'>>475990624
Need to sell me the Bullet.';

'>>476101348
Överflöd Pipistrello
Comes with this summer's update.';

'idk
messing around with gtao's clothing system pisses me off sometimes';

'>>476102941';

'>>476102612
>Pipistrello
heh';

'how did this guy get this license plate';

'>>476061632
>mission where you have to drive the chernobog
>jackass blocks me with 6x6
>move it
>doesn't do it
>crush it
>have to pay for it
>rage quit mission';

'I wish they would have added PRB liveries for MKII weapons';

'A bunch of games like Witcher 3, CP,2077 and BG3 have nudity and have normal mature ratings. Why can't GTAO add some nude PRB stuff';

'>>476108109
glitches or buying off someone who glitches
yankton plates is one of the mote common 'rare mods'';

'>>476112295
because hot coffee almost got gta pulled from shelves';

'fucking rockstar servers';

'>>476119192
Times changed. They have sex animations to fuck hookers on the street, and you can clearly see it happen. They sex animations for hookers since GTA4. I'm pretty certain that whoever the retards were that sued rockstar over some hidden animations(that you had to mod the game to even see them) have vanished into irrelevancy ever since.
Thus, your reason to not add Nude PRB stuff is no longer a legitimate argument.';

'>>476071642
>A T34
That only narrows it down to about a dozen tanks

>>476095319
Take a picture of your tv with the flash on';

'>>476014489
>play 800 hours
>played all the content
>never grinded
what does that even mean?';

'>>476122221
it was the first t34 at the time
the entire tree sucked but you had to go through it to get the big gun t34';

'>>476112295
I think the point of PRB is to make fun of how overly sexualized anime can be
if you cross the line over into full blown nudity and more you're not really making fun of anime anymore, you're just making and distributing hentai at that point';

'>>476130201
I don't care what your boring ass says. You're just scared of seeing a nipple you stupid motherfucker. You don't even know there are bare tits in this game either a bet.
>le sexualized
Dumb ass motherfucker, you'd put a party to sleep with that kind of talk.';

'>>475963841';

'>>476130685
I wouldn't give a fuck if they had PRB getting spit roasted by sword boy and wasabi kitty with a strap-on while the old guy tugs one out in the corner you dumb fuck
I'm just giving my guess as to why they don't have cartoon nudity in a game with stripper titties';

'>>476130685
Regardless of what either one of you say they're probably not going to add any more sexual content to GTA what with Rockstar being captured by women and all. Enjoy the strip club and shut the hell up';

'>>476131805
Perhaps I overreacted, but you must understand that there are a lot of boring people out there dictating what gets put in a video game and I just don't want to co-exist with them.';

'>>476122120
there's also topless sunbathers in one of the rockford hills mansions';

'declasse classique';

'Vehicle is fast and sticky. Traits worthy of Wasabi Kitty.';

'>>476135940
nice going sis!';

'>>476135940
those wheels are a crime';

'what will happen on conco de mayo?
new trailer?
special event update?
paypiggies get an umpteenth trivial tee?';

'>>476138482
paypigs get the pippi longstocking in a few weeks';

'gonna buy a stinger';

'Reached the 750 mill mark. I'm too lazy to make a second character';

'>>476146816
How on earth does one even manage that?';

'>>476146921
I made about $200 mill just doing the casino heist gold duplication glitch when it was a thing, then the rest has been taking advantage of double money on warehouse sales, did Cayo a lot back when it was the thing to do, i've been easing down lately but i'm still surprised i managed to get here. Also it helps to be a good casino partner to do the heist with people you end up meeting.';

'>>476147253
>glitch';

'Crazy I was missing out on all of the adversary stuff for months. If only I'd known I was getting filtered by aim settings.';

'>>475990624
>4X GTA$
>- Taxi Work

Is it worth to buy that business for that?';

'do the gta+ bonuses often line up with the weekly event bonuses like they did last month?
if so, this month is going to SUCK';

'>>476032558
>i know you were able to climb through the wall of the central cabin at one point,
I've tried the cellphone glitch several times this month and it didn't work.
Found something about climbing a tree and falling, gonna test it soon.';

'>>476152223
It's not a business just go to the taxi place and start';

'Somedays I think, maybe I come and play GTA online again for fun. Then I come to the thread and remember that no, no I do not want to cause there is no fun.';

'I have a shade of mint green that I like to put on the top performing cars. I don't know the stats, but it felt like the car deserved the mint treatment. ,.. Kinda hard to see much of the color past the elaborate livery, but whatever.';

'>forget to trigger passive
>follow a car
>get ventilated
>they drive up to me on respawn
>realizes im not shooting
>drives me back to my car
>leaves session
GTA ONLINE EXPERIENCE';

'>>476125739
Idk which one that is, and they've changed the trees up a little bit in the past few years
I counted and I currently have 7 different T34s from 3 different nations. What a silly game

>>476146816
>not being a level 1 with every maxed out weaponized vehicle soloing the entire lobby
ngmi

>>476156698
Would lick';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMikr8PvqIY';

'>>476031983
>>476131780';

'>>476167910
>fancy
>tyre lettering';

'Wow';

'So they left a pizza out to attract the chubby chick. What kind of party did I interrupt?';

'>>476172016
Black guys and fat white chicks, peanut butter and chocolate.';

'>>476167910';

'>>476172235
It seems like a wholesome time. They have fried eggs and beer, and a jukebox, and 2nd amendment party favors for all.';

'Would be nice if rockstar updated their game with an anticheat that bricks their computers for using mod menus';

'>>476135940
I'd make wasabi's kitty sticky fast';

'first dose cutscenes are cringe as fuck
or am I just getting old';

'>>476182623
I only use a mod menu to automatically fill my business stocks. It hurtn't anyone.';

'Look at Franklin's face
lol';

'>>476182623
fuck you, jewstar's apologizer! I'm not going to drive a slow ass truck, or whatever, back and forth around the whole goddamn map multiple times while being chased by automatic turrets to deliver cigar cutters.
I'll teleport to destination and i'll get my $20000, you like it or not';

'>>476182623
That's illegal

>>476193489
It hurts rockstar's wallet :(';

'A random modder unlocked a bunch of collectibles on my character and I gained a ton of levels with some money. Will Rockstar rape me for this, or is everything fine? This is not the first time this has happened. Not the rape part, but the getting a bunch of collectibles part.';

'>>476196607
it varies
there are people that got gifted high levels and hundreds of millions without any consequences and there are people who got banned for being gifted 5 levels and 20k
whatever happens happens';

'>>476094787
pretty loosey goosey';

'>>476155340
I feel the same
who were you?
>>476172016
you look familiar, but I've forgotten most everyone's name from the crew
>>476173691
you look a little bit like crafty
>>476196607
you should be fine as long as it wasn't something wack like 4 mil in under an hour';

'>>476167910
Here's a sex act for the cover';

'>see another player wearing the crying emoji mask';

'>>476167910';

'>>476212493
>fancy
>a busa';

'>>476216504
it's a hakuchou';

'>>476212493 (Me)
>>476216504
fine, here's a fancier car for ya';

'>>476218047
much fancy many expensive';

'>>476206230
Shouldn't look familiar, except perhaps in the sense that GTA Online has limited customization options.';

'>>476193663
those booties be triangular and sheet';

'>>476173691
>>476208574
>>476212493
Here ya go.
>>476218047
I don't wanna be condescending but who's the subject? you or the building? cause I can see the building.
On both your pictures you have a nice sun out and you sit in the shadows. on the bike picture just do a 180 and face the sun, on the car picture just drive away from the tree.
Like I said in the other thread, I don't want to police people's pictures.
If you understand the theme and you make an effort you're in.
That said, if we get better pictures I wouldn't mind replacing that psychotic blowjob.
>>476167291
Nice screenshot, will make it the main picture of the next cover.';

'>find cool jacket
>can only wear it with t-shirts
every time';

'>>476228783
it was supposed to be me, but i know i'm not the best at photography so i don't blame you for interpreting it as either way (and the criticism helps)
i'll work on my photo skills before i post another image for a gtag cover ;u;';

'Whenever I alt-f4 at the casino it gives me the
>Your save data could not be loaded yada yada
Does that not work anymore?';

'Never fucked around with the racing suits, just unlocked this week's Rockstar racing suit, but I can figure out how to add gloves or change shoes. Any outfitfags help me out?';

'>>476237248
Got gloves to work, just not the fucking racing gloves. Which should have been expected.
Shoes are still black sneakers.';

'>>476237248
>>476237793
On closer inspection, I can see that they're apart of the outfit and probably cannot be changed. Thanks for nothing.';

'>>476237793
>>476238929
Depends on the specific racing suit, but a lot of them have gloves that if you do separate them from the outfit, you don't get to have any arms. Just Rayman gloves floating in the air.';

'Livery gang, gang!';

'>>476242313
wrong blue';

'>>476247578
Probably why I was shot at.';

'ten';

'Do you have any "morals" or "rules" when it comes to killing other players?
For me, I only really kill players when they have a bounty. Even if the money is paltry, it is "justified". I find bounty hunting fun. But I never use any of the retarded OP vehicles or missiles or anything. I try to find creative or silly ways to kill them. Sometimes just kamikaze strikes or dropping them off a cargobob.
Sometimes if there is no bounty around, I find a high level player to provoke into a fight. I tend to leave low-levels alone.
I never attack anyone's business related stuff. That's just evil.
What are your rules of engagement? Do you just kill everyone you see unprovoked with a Cuckpressor Mk2, or do you kill them fairly and only when it's justified to kill them?';

'>>476265504
I'm just not interested in it. For one, this is a driving game that happens to have a gun mechanic. Secondly, I only touch online because story mode ran out of missions.';

'>>476265504
I liked taking the bounty then sending them the money';

'>>476265504
my rules of engagement are not to fire unless fired upon
and even when I get attacked I don't always retaliate, especially when popping into passive or hiding OOS is an option';

'>>476265504
>Do you have any "morals" or "rules" when it comes to killing other players?
Scrub mentality.
>What are your rules of engagement?
Join adversary mode, play it.
Freemode is boring, killing gets you nothing, dying loses you nothing.';

'>>476271912
>Freemode is boring
some of us just want to grill';

'>>476265504
>Do you have any "morals" or "rules" when it comes to killing other players?
Don't touch my car.';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOV3c0t-Mwk';

'>>476274181
>Don't touch my car.
many a contact mission failed intentionally because people dont understand this rule';

'>>476265504
>Do you have any "morals" or "rules" when it comes to killing
If you're on foot in the middle of the road, you don't get to complain when I nail you at 80mph on purpose';

'>>476228783
>if we get better pictures I wouldn't mind replacing that psychotic blowjob.
Better not';

'>>476282025
You can't even see the hooker!';

'>>476282025
>>476228783

please put this one in';

'undefined';

'>>476283594';

'>>476283594
>>476285528
As the guy who posted them. Ya, they don't really fit the white collar crime aesthetic';

'>>476285528
>>476286294
the juxtaposition of fancy and a hooker getting brained is entertaining';

'>>476286697
>>476286294
Just do a /sleezecore/ cover next';

'>>476286819
Hey we can see the hooker's panties, so technically it fits the lingerie cover that no one contributed.';

'>>476228783
here's one from eons ago that's more on theme';

'>>476287993
>tfw no land dodo';

'>>476288769
actually kinda insane that we got a fucking avro vulcan bomber and 6 different fighter jets instead of say, one of those STOL alaskan bush planes
the latter fits GTA a trillion times more';

'>>476287993
GTAG Yacht edition.
Jpeg with yellow box cause size limit... can't be bothered to resize.
I obviously still have the original so it's not a problem.';

'>>476289234
pc6 my beloved
i land this fucking anteater anywhere in msfs';

'>>476290417
speaking of planes, getting kinda nervous that the VI trailer only had 4 engine 747 knockoffs for passenger jets instead of more up to date twin engine narrowbodies
all that autistic car detail, would be a shame to not also have an upgrade to aircraft';

'>>476290643
747 is iconic but they do need to add a composite widebody or clown on the max';

'undefined';

'>>476192379
yep, that fat faggot is the definition of a try-hard, and the whole troupe thing is pure plebbit cringe.
Badonkadonk=BigChungus';

'>>476294791
oppress me pls';

'I just wanna grab some autos with my bros.';

'One of my favourite buildings (in an architectural sense) in LS. 60's modernism, located by a public library, has a cool courtyard with a neat looking sculpture. Only drawback is that its located in the ghetto.';

'>>476299631
it's just a cube dude...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0';

'>>476299721
Yeah, but its a cool cube.';

'>>476299631
>Only drawback is that its located in the ghetto.
uhh no the drawback is the fucking pigs';

'You know what, everyone is having fun in their yachts, I decided to join.';

'lady
hear me tonight';

'>>476228783
now we're talking';

'>>476310246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCTLO77CBAY';

'>>476140909
Pippi is my exclusive wife, nobody else can have her';

'Is it worth finishing the gtav story? I don't think I ever made it past maybe the first %15-20 of the whole story.';

'>>476321368
Not really. You never really get attached to the characters in any way, they're completely hollow Hollywood pastiches of what they're meant to represent. Maybe it's intentional.';

'Man frick I never realized the open wheel mods have different downforce values, gotta check mine later';

'>>476325628
That only works in freeroam.
During races it doesn't matter what spoilers/wings you got, values are neutered to even the field. Bulletproof tho makes tires last longer';

'>>476325628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diAW_l5zafY';

'>>476242313
>Keeping the liveries in the night club
Brother.';

'>>476315642
That's a child!
>>476321368
I like gta 5, but the ending is so bad.
That monologue comes out of nowhere.';

'10';

'so anyone want to make machinima once gta6 is out';

'>>476265504
>Do you have any "morals" or "rules" when it comes to killing other players?
Yes. I generally don't kill anyone unless I've been attacked by them, and they get amnesty if I encounter the same person in another server down the line. I tend to leave people with bounties alone, partly because I don't know how they got it. Sometimes I will snipe at people in a plane and on oppressors just to see if I can hit them. Never do I ever attack anyone clearly trying to make money, and if I see someone who does, I will try to attack them. Anyone going around blowing everyone up is fair play. Sometimes I'll play with a friend and randomly attack people but I don't like doing it.
As a rule of thumb I treat others as they treat others.';

'>>476289234
God I love planes.
https://youtu.be/81Vq9UtMOjU
https://youtu.be/c2hZckKgxFE';

'>>476331676
>>476242313';

'>>476350419
ah the corporate whore garage!';

'>>476242313
>>476350419
Same';

'>>476350912
>He doesn't have several cars in different categories that have won multiple races
Smdh. My custom sprunk F1 just stomped the shit out of so many races.';

'>>476250168
yes
pls fix';

'>>476354679
>mfw think about all the paints i've carefully chosen for my rides
how do they actually look to people who play on Expanded & Echanted with all visual effects enabled and not on an old PS3?';

'Blegh.';

'>>476347483
>if I encounter the same person in another server down the line.
You actually recognize the people you've seen in previous lobbies? How often does this occur?';

'is online generally safe to play as long as i use a vpn?';

'>>476366000
Why would it not be safe without VPN?';

'>>476365084
nta, but sometimes you run into the same people in lobbies. The idiots stand out.';

'>>476367748
p2p servers';

'just realized theres a purseus in the city';

'>>476370095';

'>>476371384
Can't enter it though
(many such cases)';

'>>476365084
Servers are separated based on aim settings, a person with free aim can't be in a server with someone with aim-assist. Aim assist being the default, and the average person not altering their settings (aim acceleration and sensitivity don't matter, just whether or not there is aim assist), results in significantly less people being in free aim servers, so I see a lot of the same names. I have a couple of people I've become friends with in these servers. I imagine aim assist servers would have less people I recognize.';

'>>476378074
I recognize some names but it's because I play at the same hours and drift.';

'>>476326179
>>476329314
I don't give a shit about the races dude I wanna take a 90° turn at 100 miles an hour in public lobbies';

'>>476380627
the electric turbo 5 is better than the f1 cars';

'I hope for one day, a gta comes out with melee death animations like mortal kombat.';

'https://youtu.be/Wlzaim9j0m0';

'>>476372341
>removed all restaurants
>can't even go through a drive through
Why is there only one Burger Shot in the entire map?';

'>>476370095
They can only see your IP, and if they look it up they can only see the Internet provider of your city, which in most areas means it's like 80 or 90% of the people in that city using the same ISP. Some modders will pretend that they can see your home address just to troll you.

>>476384840
Play Postal 4.

>>476265504
Sometimes I drive around and see people just idling the map. I drive near them and honk. If they're chill I leave alone but there's sometimes players you will just kill me after I honk.

So I usually just spawn the sparrow and blow their ass up.

Don't care about bounties.
Don't fuck with cargo.
I WILL kill troublemakers unless they have godmode.';

'And another one.';

'>he didnt fix the blue';

'>>476397839
>Oy vey.....

Is that supposed to be a Subaru or something?';

'>>476399538
i will hit you you know';

'won 3 open wheels races but can't find the racing suit. Haven't seen the usual popup message either
Under what label in the clothes menu is it?';

'>>476399671
2 and 3 in japanese is Ni San.';

'>>476400467
Did you get the GTA$100k?';

'>>476388348
Because San Andreans love to jerk off how much better Up n' Atom is instead';

'>>476401245
Why are there only two UnAs, then?

I wish they had made it so you could go to drive through for fast food places to instantly restore health, just give you a short little cutscene of the character grabbing a bag of food out of the window and then a voice line as you drive away.';

'>>476405294
>I wish they had made it so you could go to drive through for fast food places to instantly restore health, just give you a short little cutscene of the character grabbing a bag of food out of the window and then a voice line as you drive away.
I was thinking of this recently too. I'm thinking they might actually make drive thrus interactable in VI. Leaks show that food and drink will play a larger role than V, more like RDR2 (which might also tie into the fitness simulation). In the trailer, at the end when Jason and Lucia bust down the door of the convenience store, you can see a discarded coffee cup on the floor of their Tulip. I think they might make it so you can consume items inside of cars, and what better way to show that off as a mechanic than to let you pull through a drive thru Burgershot or something.';

'50% downloaded. First time player, what am I in for online?';

'>>476405294
Wait where's the second one? I only know the one on that Hollywood strip road.

NGL but I kinda wish you could stop and fuel your cars. I mean maybe not seriously like Mafia 1, but... Like maybe it repairs your car instead of having to find an auto shop.';

'>>476408560
>NGL but I kinda wish you could stop and fuel your cars. I mean maybe not seriously like Mafia 1, but... Like maybe it repairs your car instead of having to find an auto shop.
they did add gas caps to all the returning cars from GTAO/V...
maybe it works like horse cores did in RDR2 where you never actually have your horse starve to death, but it affects your performance, but also you can go several hours in between refueling without any negative effect';

'>>476406424
If you see no cars in the road it's modders.
If someone doesn't die, it's modders.
If you get killed in 1 shot, it's modders.
If going inside buildings takes a long time to load, it's modders.
If your phone menu looks like oversaturated, modders.
If you can't call your car or Pegasus, it's modders.
If you can't use your CEO menu, it's modders.
If there are explosions or weird shit happening, it's modders.';

'>>476406424
playing one session, realizing that you need an IRL friend group to crew up for any real fun, and also a 600 hour grind to get a decent amount of shit to play with';

'>>476409085
If you're on PC it's literally free money.

Also I played solo for quite a while until I made a crew and met a buddy who also played GTA2. From there I basically would just friend request anyone who was chill and active.';

'>>476408560
There's an old fashioned diner one just north of the Braddock Pass highway tunnel on the northeast section of the map. Big rocket sitting outside, can't miss it driving by.';

'>>476408932
>>476409085
I want to shoot people. What is getting weapons like?';

'im seeing way too many free gta+ cars';

'The slamvan, where turning a simple corner at low speed is but the fevered dream of a mad man.';

'>>476415918
So quirky lmao';

'>>476242313';

'>>476420772
tigon liveries are great but id need at least 3 clean ones before i do it';

'god I hope gta6 has a lot of minigames and things to pass the time on your own';

'>>475955326
jenks2, once again requesting an invite';

'>>476433407
I had the idea for them to import the fishing from Redemption 2. Pare it down to fit the setting, like bass fishing for a bass competition minigame.';

'>>476433791
so long as you can do it from virtually anywhere
>docks
>piers
>boats
>yachts
>other players yachts';

'damn taxi work is comfy as fuck';

'>>476434694
I was more thinking a specific minigame like how golf/tennis work in 5. You go to a specific pier on a lake and select 'enter competition' or whatever, after which you're spawned onto a bass boat that you can sail it around to where you want within the lake and then press a button to enter a 'fishing mode'. Make it look and play like old fishing games like SEGA Bass Fishing for the Dreamcast. Give you a quarter hour or so to catch the biggest fish you can.';

'They teased two different police Buffalos in the VI trailer. They literally have no excuses left fo not add these into howver many DLCs are left.';

'>play GTA Online for the first time in years
>some underaged third world kid is begging for money in broken english
Some things never change.';

'I wish rockstar would let me choose to skip the half minute intro cutscene and just load straight into online whenever I launch the app, instead of having me launch it and then wait and then hit a button and then wait again';

'>>476401152
i've no idea. Didn't check my money before races, so didn't notice if there was a difference soon after (races earning aside).
Unless there should be a reward screen; in that case, no, didn't get anything.
Though in the menu, the weekly challenge results completed';

'>>476415918
Bought it for the prb livery collection and realized you weren't exaggerating';

'>>476353323
>get Pisswasser Dominator
>going to paint it root beer
>no pearlscent
for fuck's sake, why?
is there any way i could paint it the way i want?
>>476383629
that thing is gayer than a gay orgy';

'Next week: Vulcar Ingot 10% off';

'Does anyone have a way to download script hook v/ native trainer? I've tried the site but whenever i try to download it keeps going to the blog page.';

'>>476454123
>car based on volvo v70/ni san stagea
>no aftermarket
>even lacks the VD90R tuning parts from previous iteration
if only it wasn't such a bland traffic fodder';

'>>476452018
>that thing is gayer than a gay orgy
yes but it runs like a raped ape
spoiler delete makes it look a little better too';

'>>476326179
>values are neutered to even the field
such a shame the BR8 is several seconds a lap quicker than the PR4
I only own the latter and have to race without customs to even get any hope of winning a race';

'>>476411620
Find a police station, break into police cars for free shotgun.

Go to Old Grove street or the vagos industrial, free pistols.

It won't take much money to buy your first smg and pistol.';

'>>476435758
wish we had a speed limit button (at least on PC) so i could comfy cruise without tapping W';

'>>476411620
Also at level 100 is when you unlock the minigun.

There's just more guns now than necessary and you just gotta pick what you like more. Like pump shotty over auto shotty. Do you want a rifle with more range or better recoil, etc. there's also upgrades you can get later for most guns.';

'>>476438405
lighting up prayer candles for rockstar so we can get an unmodded base model buffalo instead of one with a forced bodykit';

'undefined';

'should i make a new character so i can fuck around as a homeless person with nothing but a pistol';

'>>476483817
so, a nigger?';

'>>476484781
yeah basically';

'>>476473331
add manual gear shifting while we're at it';

'>>476485728
would be difficult to implement on a gamepad without sacrificing the ability to shoot from the drivers seat, maybe a drop down menu or radial menu that lets you swap between manual shifting for driving and automatic for when you need to do a drive by';

'>>476473331
It's called using a controller with analog triggers.

>Control my start acceleration
>Meaning I can start off faster than keyboard players because they are burning rubber in place while I'm slowly rolling forward
>Can drive slower so my teammates don't get left behind or so i don't overtake a leader
>Doing stuff like doughnuts is much easier, can do the hold one direction and tap the opposite then back for faster doughnuts';

'>>476486363
Would be nice if VI made use of the Dualsense haptics, there's some very impressive feedback tech in that thing that almost zero games implement. Death Stranding with a Dualsense is amazing, I could feel raindrops through the thing when it rained.';

'>>476473331
I've got a flight-stick connected to my PC, that I only touch if I momentarily want an analog version of my number-pad. In theory someone could get some pedals for the floor and do what you're thinking of.';

'The Tampa looks a lot like the Sabre. Just saying.';

'>>476491363
sabre turbo? i dont really see it, aside from both being late 60s/early 70s-ish muscle cars';

'For me.... It's the Z Type.';

'its the anime trucc today';

'>>476484781
Based moron';

'undefined';

'>>476501301
that's a chonker';

'>enter public lobby
>can't access properties
>can't access meet
>no racing
>every person in lobby dying
Modders?';

'>>476506950
Modder, or a random glitch.';

'anyone else having issues with gtao and r*sc not showing friends online? me and a buddy have had to join through crew sessions because it'll show him playing the game through r*sc but won't give either of us prompts to invite or join game';

'>>476501301
Wow it's been so long since I touched the single player (because it's garbage) that I forgot they added animals with the Xbone and PS4 release.';

'>>476509443
Online on current gen too.';

'>>476485725
well, here he is. a geriatric homeless fat hood nigger with nothing but an M9, 27 dollars, and the clothes on his back. i actually had quite a lot of fun on this character and got into a few antics with some other players. even joined this one guy's organization and helped him on some jobs with my pistol.';

'>>476514191
fits the bill';

'>go to street dealer
>open sell menu
>character takes one extra step
>softlocked';

'>>476514191
In Vice City you could live in a shack';

'will we get new screenshots for this month's investor call';

'>>476496124
Oh shoot I should probably move that and the scramjet into my anime garage

>>476514191
lmao';

'GTA plus subscription is so retarded. They should make gta pluse exclusive rims or something.';

'>>476544206
They get an extra 100 car garage apparently.';

'>You will never own the Sprunk van.';

'>no sprunk plate to finish sprunk themed donk.';

'>>476544206
>gta+ is bad, they should make it worse
You're gay and your shit is all retarded.';

'This gas station is kinda liminal, on skibidi';

'>>476554697
There's a skinwalker back there';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
I drive';

'All this chatter about GTA6 but no one has wondered about a potential increase in max players.
>GTAV had 30
time for 40-50 player lobbies or what';

'>>476566875
Literally all I want is some form of functioning anticheat that is updated regularly and no weaponized scifi UFO bullshit. Asking a lot, I know.';

'>>476567043
nah, the funny weapons must stay.';

'>>476567112
nta but the only funny weapon i want to stay is the up-n-atomizer';

'>>476567318
tasteful funny enjoyer
I'd like to see more with different kinds of effects added, even ones with no damage';

'>>476567514
raygun that turns your opponent's player character into big head mode';

'>>476514191
based, what's his name?';

'>>476575743
tyrone, but i should change it to derald (gerald's retarded brother)';

'for me its palm trax';

'>>476578290
for me it's the blessed madonna (formerly black)';

'>>476514191
I hope you never buy a vehicle and always steal something off the street when you start a mission with other players';

'>>476587954
i don't really do missions on this guy, i just rob stores for money. and indeed, i do not own any vehicles, i just steal';

'>>476474648
I'm on PS5 so I don't even get the luxury of feeling the modded 2nd Gens. I really hope they just give us the poluce cruiser, at the very least.';

'>>476474648
No more Buffalos';

'>>476592897
>next update: all buffalos
>widebody stx
>widebody police car stx
>widebody unmarked police car stx
>police car stx
>unmarked police car stx
>police car buffalo
>unmarked police car buffalo
>police car buffalo s
>unmarked police car buffalo s';

'so when is the summer update?';

'>>476596621
October.';

'I always kek when I do a mission and the guys have the fastest cars you can get then crash into everything';

'>>476611081
you'd think after doing methd up 7000 times they'd know how to drive to the RV';

'>>476611081
>it's a guy with a vigilante
Guess I'll walk.';

'>>476611081
I beat the supercars everytime
they are no match for a muscle car';

'I hate how both GTA Series Videos and GTA Fandom, biggest GTA communities, are corporate bootlickers that dismissed multiple GTA 6 leaks and prohibited people from posting about them, which is the opposite of what they should do, that is preservation of everything their dedicated video game.
For example, Lucia's page on Fandom lists Jason as "accomplice", never mentioning his name because it is yet to appear in ofiicial media. This is ridiculous.';

'What’s the best muscle car for spinning tires? I want to do wheelies, burnouts, and drift turns.
I really like the Beater Dukes. It handles exactly how I want. I also like the customization. The flames look sick.
Is there a better option? How is the Tulip? I hear that is good. I think of all my options, that might be the best competitor.';

'>>476616485
vigero zx with hsw
if on pc the hustler';

'>>476616485
The Tulip is right at the edge of being fast and controllable. A maniac at the wheel should be able to break it loose to drift easily.

Odd take, consider testing wheelies on some bennies lowriders. You can hike up the front or back to alter it's tendency to wheelie or hold-wheelie. Peyote, Saber..';

'>>476616485
I put low grip tires on a vigero that I stole. That's a lot of fun. You can actually hit some high speed drifts with it that teeter right on the edge of losing control if you're not careful';

'ten';

'>>476596621
more important: WHAT's in the summer update?
#inb4 generic super #325';

'>>476629856
Congratulations you guessed it! >>476094365';

'a modder gave me all weapons, 100 levels and 300k how over is it?';

'I'm guessing trailer 2 isn't coming out this month?';

'>>476632593
>ow over is it?
Not at all
Levels don't really do anything in this game.
Guns usually go away after you log off.
You can make a million in an hour, so 300k is pretty much nothing.
If you're annoyed you can always contact Rockstar support and they will TW your character.';

'>>476633843
how likely is a ban?';

'>>476634189
I can only go from my experience, but support just said "sure thing, here ya go" and rolled back my character back to normal.
Took like 5 minutes.';

'Thoughts on what summer DLC will be and will there be a summer DLC?';

'>>476635402
idk what it will be but I feel like in the next 2 weeks we'll hear about it
showing the supercar and telling gta+ subs that they'll get it is them ramping up for the announcement imo';

'>>476635402
Hi, my dad works at Rockstar and I can confirm there will be more swimsuit and bikini colors.';

'>>476616485
I prefer the Gauntlet Classic but the Tulip is incredibly fun to drive around';

'Tips on racing with faggots you slam into your car and fuck you over for the duration of the race?';

'>>476645128
>you slam
*who';

'>>476645128
git gud';

'>>476645468
Just did. Won. Thanks for the advice Anon.';

'>>476530447
Yup.
>Go to dealer
>Park my car a little too close
>Soft locked because my toon can't move because of car';

'>>476645128
step 1: don't race in gta
step 2: ram them back at crucial points
step 3: don't race in gta';

'>>476647883
Thing is, I usually win, most racers suck, there are jut those few times where you are up against someone else who knows how to drive, and if you are unfortunate enough to get stuck in a retard fest, you are stunted considerably for the rest of the race. I have gone from last to first place before but I obviously wasn't up against people at peak performance.';

'>>476645128
Be so lucky that when they slam into you they go flying instead.';

'>>476651546
uh, forgot the webm.';

'>>476650945
If the lobby's a retard fest the only way to avoid all of it is starting in first without slipstream and immediately building a gap
If it's open wheel races then all you can do is pray';

'>>476616014
same with GTAforum, they nuke any screencap from the leaks immediately';

'I RAN SO FAR AWAY';

'>>476554697
Only need like 30 more levels to unlock the Xero livery on the calico';

'Deeeeeeeez';

'>>476664128
top 10 car for sure';

'>wait for zion classic to go on sale
>sales on rebla, cypher or no ubermacht at all
>cave in and buy the zion classic at full price
FF
>J* removes all cars from stores
Today:
>wait for sentinel classic to go on sale
>it's zion classic on sales, podium, simeon, prize ride, gta+';

'>>476664128
>>476664283
i dont need it.';

'>>476594075
holy based
total bravado domination';

'>>476594075
modern chargers and the challengers aren't enough we also need a classic charger cop car';

'>60 spins of the lucky wheel and no car
I'll break my ethernet cable at this rate';

'>>476684214
inshallah rockstar puts out a 2013 gen gauntlet that doesnt look godawful';

'Still admire the colour grading in V. Aged very well.';

'>>476686435
>win a car
>already have it
>can't be arsed to replicate mods and sell the old one
At this point I just spin for the thrills.';

'Negative two billion k/d ratio';

'>>476704410
impressive. How can I achieve such power?';

'>>476705951
Buying a copied account or something idk';

'I've only ever done one sale mission in a public lobby during acid lab week. I got chased by two guys one of which was a modder luckily the modder only noticed me when I had almost finished the mission and I barely squeaked by it. My heart has never pounded so hard in a game felt like I was gonna die irl';

'>>476715169
Stop playing with modders';

'>>476720160
I play on PC. I think every populated public server I join has at least one or one will join soon';

'>>476715169
thrilling, wasn't it?';

'>>476715169
you probably would have if they maxed to get you';

'One is not like the other.';

'>>476736591
>tfw no lifeguard livery for the dorado';

'>>476736591
granger stock wheels are too good to change';

'Does this general talk about Red Dead Redemption or is this specifically GTA general? I don't think RDRG has been active in a long while now.';

'>>476742712
>cowpokes
you can talk about it if you want';

'>>476433407
My wishlist :
>arcades with pisstake games
>street races
>darts

Probably no more strip clubs and such because fem protag (sad)';

'>>476744904
>probably no more strip clubs
>a literal strip club featured in the trailer';

'>>476736591
Used to be that the bought version didn't have the grill-guards, but some of the free spawns did. Or maybe it was the opposite... Now that it's unbuyable, it doesn't matter much.';

'>>476746038
>>476746038
it's called a brush guard';

'>>476746038
The brush guard was on it when I stole it.';

'Hey /gtag/, I sourced a new color of yarn!';

'RDO was better';

'>>476754007
no updates?';

'>>476753991';

'Is there a way to afk in the carmeet?';

'>>476761981
I think so but I don't know what it is, I wouldn't mind maxxing out car meet rep for the cooler wheels.';

'I had a modder give me a bunch of collectibles last night before I quickly left to stop him.
I contacted Rockstar support with the rough time it happened.
You guys know when I can expect a response back? And will they even be able to fix it?

I would never have bothered with most of these collectibles so I'm mostly upset I have a bunch of weapons cluttering my inventory that I don't want.';

'>>476763954
>I contacted Rockstar support
why?
just increasing your chances of catching a ban';

'So I finally got around to making those Red Dead Redemption 1 screenshots. It's good to be back on the prairie.';

'>>476763798
I'd do the races more if the RP didn't go so fucking slow
I've done 1100 something carmeet races and still only am around lvl 150';

'>>476763954
They'll happily wipe your account to reset your collectibles.';

'>>476765310
It helps to win.';

'>>476767536
I'm at 400 wins and around 750 losses';

'>>476765310
I got the biggest chunk of car meet rep I have (I'm around level 45 or something?) from delivering cars from the auto shop or whatever. If some afk method at the car meet is better I'll do it, or I'll just stop being lazy about grinding cars.';

'>>476767912
This includes a lot of stunt races, but especially during its launch I was winning a lot of street races';

'>>476767912
Is that a separate count from total wins and losses in races?';

'>>476228783
Does this count?';

'>>476768173
No it's total, I said it wrong
I'm guessing I did around 400 actual street races, the rest would be stunt races';

'>>476768524
ok I started a race to see what it is: 5963 wins to 12761 losses';

'>>476768828
wew lad';

'>>476768330
At first glance I was like HELL YEAH, cause it looked like your shirt had a money print.
Expensive cars? sure... But honestly I want a limo picture.
Literally just getting out of the back seat.
But if no one bothers with it I'll add this.';

'Like this was the sort of stuff I was looking for, but I guess I wasn't super clear.';

'>>476768828
Jeebus';

'>>476770924
I think his pic is pretty good
>>476770183
>>476771396
my friend who makes a lot of nascar tracks has over 20,000 wins lol';

'>>476772134
>I think his pic is pretty good
I do too, I'm just being a bitch.';

'>>476761885
See you at the knitting circle';

'>>476770924
I took the pic in the moment
There just happened to be a carmeet there
I did see a limo, though';

'>>476742712
We talk about rdr2 more than gta here';

'>>476796174
Nah';

'Went down to under 10m for the first time since special cargo week (I bought the deluxe plane and helicopter and whatever was on sale even if I didn't really want it) so I guess I'll go back to my regular grinding instead of being lazy';

'Kinda lackluster as far as PRB references go. I would have rather just had a pinup of Wasabi Kitty.';

'>>476804105
Does that say RAPEFEST?';

'>>476806989
it was a different time...';

'>>476806989
It does.';

'Some anon here said that the old farts of Rockstar were holding the studio down from innovating? he seems right. I expect GTA 6 to be great both from gameplay and story perspective but the edginess would be completely gone';

'>>476813618
that has to be a shoop, no way his head is that fuckign big.';

'>>476814591
Need to contain all the movie references inside his head';

'so exactly HOW fat can I make the feisty latina?
asking for a friend';

'>>476818039
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they share a special hug.';

'>>476813618
I'm ngl, as much as he was responsible for some ludo GTA games, it is kinda funny that the studio he created after leaving R* is a literal idea-guy company';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEX91KFCJaw';

'Ez come ez go';

'next week will be better
great double money and everything I've been waiting to buy will be on sale
this is the week!';

'>>476841332
>40% off
>pedal and metal cycles
>2x $
>arena war (bomb ball only)
>cars in simeon's
>only the five most common cars you can steal off the street and store in your garage';

'sales?';

'>>476611081
Back when I did missions I used to regularly beat people to objectives driving my blacked out faux-FIB Granger';

'>>476772134
Does he actually make proper banking in the turns? Or is he doing stunt tracks like R*'s internal stuff';

'>>476841928
sounds about right';

'I've been playing just about since release and I just now got my 50th sticky bomb kill? For real???';

'gta 5 honestly gets way too much hate just for not having dlcs and shop interiors
the rest of the game is still impressive, for something that came out in 2013';

'>>476855854
it's babby's first mmo';

'>>476858276
No MMO has you driving around in cars with nice handling';

'>>476863063
>with nice handling
JeJ';

'>>476865541
Yeah. Go drive a Thrax around all over the map and tell me that shit isn't boring as fuck because it handles too good';

'>>476865541
It's not GTA IV but it's still at the top of open world games';

'>push bar model for the stanier
>push bar model for the dukes
>push bar model for the buffalo
>push bar model for half a dozen other cars
>can’t get a single one in customization
absolute fucking horseshit
they’ll add a dozen more armored cars but God forbid they let the player put a push bar on any old car to prevent them from ramming people';

'Hoping for air cargo bonus this week I've been sitting on a full hangar for months';

'>>476768330
Here ya go.';

'sales today!';

'>>476845925
very complicated math goes into the construction of the turns. they look like a spread out couple of decks of cards from underneath.';

'>>476887595
why does no game do auto smoothing for player created tracks. this is by far the biggest issue with most of them';

'>>476891039
I'm not sure what is going on with the creator now but he was using like 60 pieces per turn on a tri oval or whatever, it was pretty smooth. I think there are other options now.';

'>rdr2
>second train heist
>mask up and put in an outfit I never wear
>WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE ARTHUR MORGAN
nigger are you serious
What the fuck was the point of masking up then
Fucking dumb story mission forcing a bounty on me, shiiiit';

'Officer I'd like to report a shooting';

'What's coming tomorrow to #GTAOnline

This week eating Peyote Plants will transform you into denizens of the deep.

3x GTA$ & RP
• Extraction

2x GTA$
• A Superyacht Life Contact Mission (4X for GTA+ Members)
• Hidden Caches

Salvage Yard Robbery Targets (available through May 15th):
• The Podium Robbery Overflod Autarch (Top)
• The McTony Robbery Dinka Jester Classic (Mid)
• The Cargo Ship Robbery Annis Hellion (Standard)

Weekly Challenge (available through May 15th):
• Complete a total of 3 ‘A Superyacht Life Missions’ and you’ll be rewarded with GTA$100,000.

Premium Race
• Crossing Paths, locked to Sports Classic

Time Trial
• Calafia Way

HSW Time Trial
• Sandy Shores to La Puerta

The Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows :
• Ocelot Swinger
• Lampadati Viseris
• Vulcar Warrener
• BF Bifta
• Pegassi Bati 801RR

Luxury Autos:
• Grotti Turismo Omaggio
• Vapid Dominator GT

The Lucky Wheels vehicle is the
• Annis Euros

Prize Ride:
• This weeks prize ride is the Vapid GB200 and you can win this by winning in the LS Car Meet Series two days in a row.

Premium Test Ride:
• Imponte Arbiter GT

Test Rides:
• Ocelot Locust
• Enus Paragon R
• Bravado Verlierer

Take full advantage of the latest discounts:
30% Off:
• Galaxy Super Yachts and modifications
• Sonar upgrade for Kosatka
• Shitzu Longfin
• Lampadati Toro
• Dinka Marquis
• Pegassi Speeder
• Shitzu Jetmax
• Kraken Avisa
• Pegassi Toero XO
• Grotti Furia
• Ocelot Locust
• Ocelot Swinger

Gun Van Discounts:
30% Off:
• Battle Axe

40% Off: (GTA+ Members Only)
• Tactical SMG';

'Another shit week';

'>>476882968
Building up a cargo warehouse and waiting months for a bonus is probably worst $//hour than doing contact missions lol';

'>>476905505
>Annis Euros
Meh';

'>>476905505
>2x GTA$
>• A Superyacht Life Contact Mission (4X for GTA+ Members)
I preferred my joke answer. Oh well, I guess I'll do them so I stop hearing "g'day boss" every time I load in
>• Lampadati Viseris
Another car on my list, neat';

'>>476905505
weak sales but the viseris and bifta are nice';

'>>476905505
So going by the gta plus bonuses this month we can assume next week will be 2x cash and rp on junk skydives and the week after to be 2x cash and rp on air races
what a dogshit month';

'Does VI (potentially) getting screenshots soon mean we won't be seeing the 2nd trailer for a while?';

'>>476913575
second trailer aint coming til latter half of the summer (at best) or the fall';

'>>476905505
>Wanted the Viseris, Bifta and the 801RR
>Euros
>GB200
Already got those to should I get those it's easy money
So this week's a good week';

'>>476905505
>2x GTA$
>• Hidden Caches
Time to get that Award for making money out of these.';

'>>476637658
thou lookst familiar';

'>>476919008
Also time to get a looping webm of my character swimming and maybe some cool pictures.
>>476919343
Well, I do post a lot of pictures and my character does look like the default Sofia.';

'I've landed twice within one wheel section of the car this week. Fuck it..';

'Kicking a guy out the club for throwing up the alcohol you sold him into a toilet is nasty work';

'>Just take that peyote, and you can slowly wander the empty water alone for hours undisturbed.';

'>>476925054
no lightweights allowed';

'Franken Stange and the lurcher will be the only cars left on my list tomorrow :/';

'>>476925054
For me it was throwing out the guy throwing a fuss over his tab when drinks were free all week';

'>>476929981
make a club then';

'>>476919343
Oh you know what, I didn't even check the picture... I forgot I even posted that character in this thread.
She's not a default Sofia and I don't have many pictures of her, she big ded.
I deleted the character';

'>>476934308
>I deleted the character
why?';

'I fucking got the BR8 at the last possible opportunity';

'>load into gta online for the first time in 2014
>voice chat is on by default
>hear an east slavic kid micspam "GIVE MANI GIMME MANI GIMME MANI GIVE MANI';

'>>476935105
I wanted to start from scratch and it was either her or the level 600.';

'>>476935310
youll never drive it again
the ocelot is the best around town';

'is we getting screenshots soon';

'update not till end of july :(';

'>>476935310
Same';

'>10 years
fek';

'>>476937964
>f1 1990s williams
my man';

'Watashi waiting outside for you';

'>>476958348
Xbox Series? the graphics look good';

'Why do cars get stuck at the start of a heist? happened to me a few times already...';

'>>476959879
I haven't seen that happen.
I've seen bugs with some of Simeons missions, like when some of the players can't get into the back of the cargo plane, or when they can't start vehicles in the RV mission.';

'Another bug.';