'And here's the 3-part tutorial';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>1055526
The pastebin and track pack links are outdated, here's the newest ones

https://pastebin.com/NwQSwXY6

https://mega.nz/file/97B1QDyb#xVYIdOKqnRknwLcVIYqmD0TYTi88_eOaBVO8D6Khdn8';

'>>1055561
also, here's a nice little custom music pack an anon put together last thread

https://mega.nz/file/yJlH0JbC#WIaCm2QH1wDk6fW33Dle8945kJOz60Gnr8Q5Pzb63as';

'and here's the poll for the gimmick for this weekend
https://strawpoll.com/05ZdWajNmg6';

'here is some custom menu music and ingame music
https://mega.nz/file/ljEGhSxL#PfeugR_f8igL96ww6hOHr6VrdPTcul8UnH2uubCCWqs';

'8th for tenrai tiddies';

'>>1057870
WHERE'S THE REST!? Crash got the nitro squad and bah gawd someone better deliver for BNG.';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbOmdI5VG4E';

'>>1058696
I was just about to link it too';

'>>1058696
meh, looks like a boring nothing-track, even less interesting than vespera
>true metro died for this';

'>>1058718
Chicanes are toxic gameplay.';

'>>1057700
it seems like a couple of the instrumental tracks and pieces from the score got put into the main ost section for anarchy reigns, my bad.';

'>>1058030
we got BIG FAT GTEK HONKERS too but thats about it
unfortunately our artfag is MIA';

'>>1056425
MIRROR DAY, come and bonk some walls, racists
lobby's up';

'>>1059809
closed, GGs everyone
fuck mirror mode makes my brain hurt';

'Good morning, Speedfrens.
I'm the manager from our board's divegrass team and, like in every reason, we're rebuilding our roster. Your boy G-Tek was pretty helpful last season so we'd like you guys to come and vote for him (and whoever else you see fit) for the new cup which is starting in 3 weeks.
Here's the poll
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdhAAWpaLVSRc8o_cvkNzGGhQhHwXbnUTVC5B1Cz_M4vjEu1w/viewform
And here's the thread in case you guys wanna peep in there.
>>1059086
The results will get announced in the thread shortly after the polling is done. Thanks for your undying support as always and see you on the road.';

'>>1060351
Not the manager but I want to confirm to all of you that G-TEK FOOTBALL will stay put on the roster as one of the two gold medal players.';

'>>1061884
based';

'Race day bump';

'lobby's up, racists';

'BallisticNG races are a lot like my sex life: over inside a minute.';

'>>1065467
main session finished but another anon is currently hosting another lobby if any latefags wanna get in for some racism
GGs everyone';

'>>1065467
GGS anon';

'>>1065663
secondary lobby is closed, thanks for racing';

'monday morning bump';

'>>1067177
>bandicam
Honestly these days I assume this is done for trolling purposes.';

'>>1067302
I used it before I heard of obs';

'I'm just here to post G-TEKs';

'>>1070301
anon...';

'Today I get to be racist!';

'>>1071864
hell yeah';

'lobby's up gaymers';

'>>1071998
closed, great races bros see ya next week';

'To all fans of G-TEK FOOTBALL:

The group stage draw for the 2023 Autumn Babby Cup has just ended, and we have miraculously been paired with these three teams. Here is the schedule for each of /vm/'s matches.
/vm/ vs /vg/ Saturday, October 28th @ 1pm EST
/vm/ vs /v/ Friday, November 3rd @ approx. 5pm EST
/vm/ @ /f/ Sunday, November 5th @ approx. 4:20pm EST';

'>>1073157
damn thats some competition
but i believe in /ourguy/ G-TEK, ill try to catch the matches if im awake for em';

'What's the average playtime around here? if on steam at least and it's easy to check. I'm near 50 hours but have never played online cuz I don't think I'm ready yet. I lurk the shit out of the threads for general discussion and pro tips that get dropped time to time.';

'undefined';

'>>1074945
im at 573 hours, mostly only play during bn/v/ racism these days
i think the average playtime is probably around 100-ish hours between the newbros and the vets, presumably people tend to complete all or a good amount of the campaign before jumping into MP';

'>>1074945
I started playing after around 13 hours of playtime and I couldn't run the game well either, you don't have to be an expert at the game to join in on the race day fun.';

'>>1074960
go hyberion :DDDDDD';

'bump';

'How do you get started with ship mods? I have some models I'd like to import and assign stats to, maybe I'm retarded but I can't find a comprehensive resource on how to go about doing so.';

'undefined';

'>>1077553
i followed the manual and it worked for me
ballisticng
pastebin com / 9Yrm3YTU
TL;DR would be
>download ballisticng (((unity))) project that allows you to create content for the game
>import 3d models
>scale them properly, place the exhaust trails where they belong, etc.
>assign stats
>save and export ship as ship file
>move file into ballisticng custom ship folder';

'cygon my beloved';

'>>1078380
i wish snek would stop gutting unique ships and instead buff the ones with sick designs but shit stats like cygon and scorpio';

'>>1078485
but how else will he appeal to discord!? DIDN'T THINK OF THAT DID YOU';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gqg3HU5nGg
thoughts?
looks like the layout is mostly the same, just aesthetic changes, and making the track ahead more visible';

'>>1079203
firestarter/10';

'>>1079203
I get that Vonsnake is probably wanting to update it to the rest of the game's aesthetic but it looks a lot less moodier than the original. At least the pit on the reverse version isn't looking as painful to use.';

'>>1079203
>Second place';

'>>1079203
why is every single track update since 1.1 for the worse';

'G-TEK FOOTBALL IS BACK, AND IT'S RIGHT NOW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aM7_3IrWQY';

'>>1079754
GTEK GTEK GTEK GTEK';

'>>1079754
/vg/'s DANTE pulls ahead for /vg/ early. It's 1-0 /vg/.';

'>>1079754
gtekbros...';

'>>1079787
And another for /vg/ as GIT GUD scores from a distance.
I don't feel so good.';

'A bad result to begin the Autumn Babby Cup. Sorry /bng/ friends. Let's refuel and get back out there on Friday.';

'lobby's up, come be racist';

'>>1080067
closed, great races bros
i mentioned it in the lobby but incase anyone missed it, bongland clocks go back an hour tonight, so racism might start an hour later next saturday for some of you, depending on when your country stops doing daylight meming time';

'BLOOD BITCH BASTARD SIR
don't mind the music overlay
no actually do mind it and add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8GUUEebIbA to your playlist';

'>>1080308
i cummed';

'>>1080308
Werner is the hero we need.';

'>>1080619
do not be seduced by the skiplord';

'>>1080654
wtf i hate werner now';

'updated my autistic ship tier list based on personal bias and where i predict caliburn will land after snek ruins it
forgive the shitty mspaint skills, i really cant be arsed to remake the whole image';

'>>1080658
>G-Tek
>E';

'>>1080699
but thats what makes its pilots so based
if you win in MP with gtek you're a god among racists';

'>>1080658
yknow i am honestly feeling like i am gonna love the post-'nerf' caliburn seeing as tenrai is my current favorite
even though i feel like i am gimping myself by not picking top tier ships, like choosing high handling / accel is is just a crutch when you could just pick nexus, play better and just be faster.
frankly i feel like the ship balance is overall kinda bad considering that if you arent picking nexus/nx2k/diavolt you are just wrong statistically. i dont mind there being high end ships for the most skilled players but the lower end needs to be brought up.';

'race day gimmick?';

'>>1082861
TOXIC G-TEK ONLY';

'just bought it and spent a little while in a practice run, very stuttery on my laptop. I've turned everything down and still runs kinda iffy. What else can I do?';

'>>1083126
Use a PC made in the last 10 years. Given no specs have been provided I can only assume turbo potato.';

'>>1083126
close the steam launcher and launch it from the desktop icon';

'>>1083135
Intel Core i7, GeForce MX250. Nothing amazing, but I was expecting a little better';

'>>1082861
whoops didn't realize it was gimmick day coming
here's the poll
https://strawpoll.com/NoZr3kYMXy3
VOTE VOTE VOTE';

'>fucking around in settings
>realize my fps cap has been set to 60 instead of 144
>also change camera from rear chase to track chase
>instantly feels so much smoother
ITS LIKE A WHOLE NEW GAME';

'>>1083528
man im so glad i never ate the 144hz/1440p slop i would fucking hate not being able to enjoy games at 60 fps and 1080 anymore';

'>>1083634
60hz isnt unbearable but 144 is really just so much better. still play at 1080 tho.';

'>>1083528
>WTF GAME IS BROKEN THIS IS BULLSHIT
>~one round of PEBKAC later~
>AHAHA OH WOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW BEING RETARDED WAS MY FAULT';

'>>1083634
Coasting on a 144hz monitor for roughly a decade, it's kind of nice to have when it's viable but yeah I'd rather pick better colors if it came to general use.';

'undefined';

'>>1083634
I was playing at 120hz in the late 90s and it was better back then too. even 75hz is a big upgrade over 60.
>>1083528
for this game the best frame rate is a multiple of 50 due to fixed update unity stuff. it looks way smoother that way. 100 or 150 depending on your monitor, i use 100. the only reason to choose anything else is if you're stuck with a slower monitor.';

'>>1083281
>that (Other) vote
i know who you are fuckhead
the rest of you are alright, don't come to Aciknovae tomorrow';

'G-TEK FOOTBALL IS NEXT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vos5lZaeEM';

'>>1086764
Boggy B from the Worms general just scored early!

1-0 for /vm/';

'>>1086796
And SANIC from /v/ just tied it up.';

'THE MEGA CHESSATRON SCORES AT 90+ WITH HELP FROM OUR BOY GTEK!

2-1 /vm/';

'>>1086820
we're so back bros';

'>>1083281
CYGON raceday is go!
lobby's up';

'>>1087894
closed, great races erryone
race time should be back to the usual for ameribros by next saturday';

'>>1087894
GGs anon, great races';

'G-TEK FOOTBALL IS NEXT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deoZwHxxA9M';

'>>1088663
It isn't looking good gtekbros
/vm/ needs to win by 3 to advance';

'Hey guys, one of the managers here.
I'm sorry this is the result we got but not the one we wanted.
We'll come back stronger in 6 months, I promise.
Keep the racism strong, lads. See you then!';

'>>1088736
damn...
we'll get em next time';

'thursday night bump';

'BNG is finally getting a GOG release
https://steamcommunity.com/games/473770/announcements/detail/3802787712104952023';

'>>1094753
>we're aiming to get it out next Friday on the 17th
damn, tonight is the last raceday we'll have with the real caliburn';

'lobby's up bros';

'WHAT THE FUCK';

'>>1095860
>someone didn't pick g-tek
Yeah i'm surprised too.';

'Pretty crowded tonight, nice';

'damn we actually have a full house, haven't seen that for a while
if anyone else wants to join while the lobby's still full, gimme a (You) and we could possibly have someone split off to run a second lobby';

'full house achieved';

'>>1095838
closed, ggs bros those were some great races
first time having a full lobby in about a year i think, ya love to see it';

'>missed todays lobby because i got invited to a family event
next time im tellin grandma to fuck off';

'>>1096076
I didn't give you permission to post this image about me, anon
>>1096104
You can always be racist any other weekend, don't worry';

'undefined';

'>>1096160
the jew fears the 16-strong scorplet gang';

'>>1096104
If you're still up to play I can host a lobby';

'some late nite meme racism happening, join fudge's public steam lobby if you're interested';

'>>1096395
closed, fun racisms
>hyperdrag zen oblivion';

'Found a skip on Alto Overseer, if you pitch up and afterburner/turbo you can go over the railing. So long as you are to the right of the blue line you won't skip a checkpoint and you'll land in front of the Caliburn billboard, but you need to airbrake hard to not hit the wall.';

'>>1101417
sick';

'doing some late nite/early morning racism if anyone is still awake and interested
join fudge's public steam lobby';

'>>1102031
late night races are closed';

'>>1102058
hyperdrag zen on normal tracks destroys my brain';

'lobby's up, get in here racists';

'>>1103524
closed, nice races bros';

'bump';

'last time i got on, i think i kept getting booted back to the main menu, was that fixed?';

'>>1107505
when trying to play in the weekly lobby i mean. or maybe it was a controller desync issue? summer feels like a century ago';

'>>1107505
>>1107507
make sure you aren't on the beta branch and that you don't have any code mods installed, sometimes weekly racism is plagued by timeout bugs (i think due to steam servers shitting the bed) but you shouldn't be getting booted from the lobby once you're in, sounds like a connection issue if not a game files mismatch thing

also, 1.3.3 is out bros
https://steamcommunity.com/games/473770/announcements/detail/3753244942579509632
RIP Caliburn';

'>you can now see where you are going on Aciknovae';

'Aciknovae, Harpstone, Metro, and Nova Split 1.1 and their reverse variants are all on the workshop as of today, can't wait to experience Metro The Way It Was Meant to be PlayedTM.';

'>>1108213
got em for the track pack update coming next week
if anyone has track suggestions for the pack, feel free to post em, i might have missed some cool shit on the workshop

so far i've got:
Cairodrome II Reverse
Raven's Nest
SSGX-Korodera
Legacy Aciknovae+Reverse
Legacy Harpstone+Reverse
Legacy Metro+Reverse
Legacy Nova Split+Reverse
Virgo';

'Aciknovae update is just a wider, looser version of the track; completely pointless desu. Reverse feels awful for speed laps, the boost into the first turn is aids and it's a 40 second reset.
The new track is fury-tier visual vomit, if anything exists beyond the track limits I wouldn't know because I'm being blinded by the excessively over-patterned track textures. Yes snake we know, passing small objects/patterns gives a sense of speed; there's a fucking limit.';

'>>1108736
Eschaton, site 18';

'>>1109334
thanks, forgot about those ones someone mentioned a week or two ago, added';

'Not sure if it was excluded on purpose since Yukatek Forward is in the pack, but Yukatek Reverse is conspicuously absent.';

'>>1110655
it was excluded but i can't remember why, i'll grab it and give it a test run later';

'lobby's up bros';

'>>1111612
looks like theres another lobby or two up atm, probably due to the latest update
for any newbros joining, the one you want is Starskink's lobby';

'>>1111637
>Starskink's lobby
More like starKEK';

'>>1111682
say that to my face fucker not in the pitlane and see what happens';

'>>1111637
closed, GGs bros
testing the track pack update now, expect mega linkz within an hour or so';

'alright bros, here's the track pack update
it's a relatively big one with 69(!) new tracks

https://mega.nz/file/1iBwybQK#hUQiVYk_lrQKM7Ba8iRonfurmk3Ba8k0Z1siKVMg0Jc

and here's the newest FULL track pack for newfriends

https://mega.nz/file/QzQDGJpY#Z_NWpMsFLlBtGEVw5ajhP-l-5hRSmh7GPOOskn9mnP0

the ships folder is completely optional, you don't need to touch it at all if you don't care about flying the OG caliburn and protonic, they will just appear as placeholder barracudas for you

i also finally got around to making a pastebin account, so here's the (hopefully) permanent pastebin link that will be updated if there's any more track pack updates or whatever else in the future

https://pastebin.com/d0KQeKGC

and finally it's GIMMICK RACISM next saturday, here's the poll

https://strawpoll.com/3RnYlP70xye';

'>>1112136
I had voted for mirror but thought better on account of the unfamiliar tracks we will presumably be playing so please subtract one (1) vote from mirror';

'>>1112136
>almost a full house of votes
wew';

'lobby's up bros, VIRTUAL PROTONIC raceday!
get in here';

'>>1120058
remember to update your track pack btw

>>1112136';

'>>1120058
closed, ggs those were some sick races';

'is it still the case that the only way to play online now is with friends, you guys, or the discordfags?';

'>>1121627
seems that way yeah, i've seen the odd random steam lobby show up but they usually don't last long/get many players and are rare';

'>>1121627
>with friends';

'armed 'cuda when';

'doing some midweek racismings, if anyone wants to join
FUDGE's steam lobby';

'>>1125100
closed';

'>>1109291
>Wider, Looser version of the track
>Layout is literally the same apart from pit entrance';

'lobby's up bros';

'>>1126486
closed now, thanks for the racisms bros';

'I can't get Gold on the Baracuda Luna trial';

'>>1126929
git gud I suppose';

'>>1126929
abuse afterburners, take the turns wide to avoid floor bonks';

'boomp';

'undefined';

'lobby's up gamers';

'>>1132149
*sigh*
>unzips G-Tek';

'>>1132149
closed, ggs those were some kino races';

'>>1055526
i've been thinking of buying this game for a while, is there a Redline/Yellow Line map pack? That may or may not influence my decision.';

'>>1135400
unfortunately not that i know of, that would be pretty kino though
the star wars racer custom tracks felt kinda redline-y to me but they were removed from the track pack a while ago for being boring and kinda buggy';

'>>1135599
That's a shame. The only thing that is actually bothering me is the online now, excluding any /vm/ servers, are there enough people playing to get into a race whenever? Steamdb says there's only about 20 people right now, sadly.';

'>>1136009
>Steamdb says there's only about 20 people right now, sadly.
there has been days where more than 60% of the playerbase currently playing the game were inside /vm/ server';

'>>1136009
yeah the game is pretty dead online outside of our weekly saturday sessions, sadly
occasionally we'll do a surprise session midweek but those are rare and usually only get 3-4 players at most

>>1136083
>all those anons who aren't racist anymore
damn...';

'>>1136152
>damn...
I still lurk these threads and post. One day I will get back to being a racist.';

'>>1136164
we will be ready when you do
MINES';

'>>1136152
I'm lurking too, just been too lazy to sort out the mods.';

'>>1136164
>I still lurk these threads and post
Same here bro';

'>>1136626
heh I didn't think anyone would bother saving that as I made it just as a shitpost';

'alone at home on christmas eve eve? come be racist
lobby's up';

'>>1136788
looks like there's another lobby up atm, the /vm/ one is Starskink's';

'>>1136788
closed, great races bros and merry christmas
if the newbro who joined in the middle of the ending tourney is here, sorry bro, gotta get in a bit earlier';

'I WISH YOU MERRY CHRISTMAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VQsoY1__VM';

'>>1137359
merry chirstmas anon!';

'>>1080654
Hahaha holy shit';

'Merry Christmas
Love and miss you guys
t. Kornflake';

'>>1080654
ENAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII';

'>>1138239
the enai jail claims another soul...';

'>>1138240
Enai was not pleased I got out of bounds and thought I was doing some shit because there is no way he would not fuck up his collision.';

'>>1138219
miss you too dad
you are in our racist hearts always';

'>>1138247
CHIRP CHIRP';

'>>1138219
miss you too buddy, stay racist';

'>>1138508
hey enai, hey enai, p.s FUCK YOU. What track is basically 90 degree turns in a tomb or something than ends in flying past a waterfall? Yeah whatever it was it has some bullshit lens flare. Also: I bitched about it back in the day but ffs mix your sounds on something other than beats to avoid CHIRP CHIRP.

>t. grognard of midling skill';

'so do people still vroom on saturdays or what?
i just got into this game
the track pack links are broken btw';

'>>1139387
the OP is outdated, see here for the track pack
>>1112136
and yeah, we're still racing every saturday starting at 9PM GMT, if you join the steam group you'll get a notification thing when the lobby goes up';

'>>1138992
>What track is basically 90 degree turns in a tomb or something than ends in flying past a waterfall?
harvest bastion? yeah some tracks can be pretty blinding if you have tone mapper enabled (i think it's tone mapper, or bloom), atan-ra is another one, i just ended up getting used to it';

'>>1138992
Enai didnt make harvest bastion
Also some tracks fo have a wierd amount of overbearing bloom that only seems to affect some people.';

'>>1139971
probably due to the big variety in monitors and brightness of the room';

'Just bought this game and am hooked. Thanks for all the resources and gameplay info! Time to platinum every campaign level while I wait for the ctr remake to release on pc. hahha... ha...';

'>>1140218
based, hope to see you in the multiplayer lobbies after you get a decent handle on the game';

'racing';

'it's up bros, let's race
starskink's lobby';

'I've said it before and i'll say it again: starKEK';

'>>1141510
rude';

'>>1141510
More like starSTINK';

'>>1141517';

'had to pop off due to rough timezone but was good racing even though i was dead last, catch you fellas next week';

'>>1141604
Stay racist anon.';

'>>1141499
closed now, thanks for joining everyone, unfortunate that we didnt have enough people leftover for a decent ending tourney

next week will be a gimmick raceday, here's the poll: https://strawpoll.com/eNg690zK3nA';

'>>1141635
I will forever vote bring back 9/11 regardless of how sensible it is.';

'>>1141649
we play 9/11 at the end of every finale tourney anon, as is tradition';

'does the firepower stat influence how much weapons slow or just their damage?
and while i'm at it asking questions - how to give your username a custom color?';

'>>1142311
just the damage, which is also influenced by the other ship's shielding stat, except for tremor which does a fixed amount of damage with any ship
for the coloured name, you just need to put html tags in your name, so like <color=#hexcode>name</color>';

'happy new year from bongistan bros
here's to another year of racism
t. star';

'>>1142673';

'Finally got my licensed version after beating game full-plat on pirated 1.2. Can i get the rundown on the most crucial changes since then? Caliburn feels so generic now and ai has much stronger rubberbanding.
Maybe i'll race with some of you bros sometime.';

'>>1143351
Protonic was changed in 1.3, it feels more like Scorpio now. I think at some point Tremor, Energy Wall, and Turbo weapon pad drop rates were nerfed.';

'>>1143423
Yeah i def feel wall drop nerfs, got like 3 drops over the span of 4 hours.
Most of map changes are good but i dislike new harpstone, it kind of misses that slighly crude feel, you know. Also sad that final chain booster chinook was removed on vega square.
Protonic still slides like a bitch on pads though, didn't feel much difference otherwise, but i barely flew it.';

'>>1143351
-caliburn is basically tenrai now 2, snake gutted its unique handling
-harpstone is worse now imo, metro had its chicanes nerfed HARD and is basically ruined, the small changes to arrivon and aciknovae are alright
-protonic doesn't drift so good anymore
-turbo droprate got nerfed
-the chinese drag track had its chicane removed so it's just a wider tokyo bowl with a jump now';

'oh yeah';

'>>1143578
nice
out of curiosity what'd you learn while going for it? for me it was using my afterburners mainly during the "flat-ish" part of the track just before the drop down into the boosters, it felt like the first time i had to actually think about where i was using my afterburners due to the short length of the pit';

'>>1143583
probably the biggest time save i had was boosting over the chicanes to keep as straight as possible';

'I have came to a conclusion that not every track has to "flow" to be good. I really liked rough metro/nova split turns and vega square has been a test of resilience which could be countered with lower lap number if you didn't want to drag the race for too long. A lot of these changed tracks had a really distinct feel which diversified them from more generic ones.';

'>havent played in forever
>load up game
>protonic feels like shit
>wont drift
What the fuck? Im actually really mad';

'>>1144462
it's over, protonic and caliburn lost what made them stand out from the other ships
the latest track pack update has a few ships you can install, one of them being an older version of protonic before its handling got fucked, i think its other stats are a bit wonky compared to the goat 1.1 protonic though';

'>>1144473
But... why?
It was only situationally decent but always fun';

'>>1144476
"to make the ship less twitchy so you can let the ship carry its momentum", according to vonsnake';

'>>1141635
looks like we're hyperzenning tonight, newfriends beware
lobby's up';

'what controller do people use for this game?';

'>>1146286
DS4 for me';

'>>1146286
xboner 1 controller. just treat the a button carefully since its prone to getting sticky easily.';

'>>1146224
closed now
sick races bros, thanks for joining';

'>>1146309
you can set thrust to toggle instead of hold as well, makes the starting boost a bit harder to get but you get used to it';

'>>1146286';

'can somebody break down using pitch & yaw to me as if i were a 5 year old, the picture didn't do it for me';

'>>1147479
typically i suggest to mainly just focus on pitching up (holding down) for most stage geometry unless there's a huge ass drop. this is mainly because pitching is not instant and in most cases trying to pitch down for a small hill will just cause you to bump into the track losing speed and the speed loss you may get for not pitching perfectly will be mitigated more if your pitching up rather than down or not at all, from what I played that seems to yield the most consistent results anyway';

'>>1147625
thanks, that was what i was leaning towards too but its very difficult to judge the speed gain when you are already going mach 5 - glance bottom right and you're in the neighbours yard';

'>>1147789
You'll get used to it, pitching is mostly a memorization thing (apparently, for some reason a lot of people have trouble thinking of tracks outside of 2 dimensions), you'll learn that some turns on some maps just require an extra input to be held to go faster. It will become intuitive sooner or later.';

'>1.4 is the final major update for BallisticNG. We'll still be working on additional content beyond 1.4 and providing maintenance, but we're very happy with what BallisticNG brings to the table and are preparing to move onto a new project.
bros...';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4F0vK4sC9w
Has anybody tried re-creating this game in BNG with mods? Would be hella fun, i haven't seen any modern remakes of it at all.';

'>>1150390
there's a custom track with TOOBS (Druidia) but that's about it';

'lobby's up, goymers';

'>going to play for the first time in weeks
>can't connect
brehs';

'>>1150737
shit you're getting timed out when trying to join?';

'>>1150739
Yeah';

'>>1150745
no known fix unfortunately except to keep trying :(
i think it's something to do with ballisticng running on a 7 year old version of steamworks lmao, hopefully 1.4 fixes it';

'undefined';

'Stuck on spawning ships';

'>>1150832
thank you vonsnake very cool
i'll remake the lobby in a sec';

'>>1150834
it's back up, get in for the finale tourney';

'>>1150676
closed now, ggz everyone
apologies to those who got vonsnake'd at the end';

'>>1146286';

'>>1150785
>screencap so old i'm in it
damn';

'undefined';

'>>1154414
>4. Khorneflake';

'>>1154414';

'>>1154414';

'>>1155065';

'it's up bros, come get racist';

'>>1154414';

'undefined';

'>>1156213
closed, ggs bros sick races

also: for anyone who gets timeout problems when trying to join the lobby in the future, try launching a campaign race, then quitting out and trying to join again, it may actually be a consistent fix for the timeout bug
give this post a (You) if you do that and it fixes it so we can figure out if it actually is a fix';

'>>1154575
I would never';

'>>1158601';

'>no medal
REEEEE I'M GOING BACK TO WIPEOUT REEEEEEEE';

'>>1160683
>13th place
ayyy... no es bueno...';

'>>1160683
>negcon
holy based
also git gud';

'lobby's up gamers';

'Uber here, unable to join, timing out';

'>>1161573
damn
did you try this?
>>1156408

if that doesnt work cant really do anything except keep trying to join';

'>>1161576
I tried this but to no avail ;_; I'll try changing ships, etc.';

'>>1161579
i remade the lobby just incase';

'>>1161580
That did it, thanks';

'>>1161552
closed, ggs erryone';

'https://twitter.com/Vonsnake/status/1752399552722678172';

'>>1163845
nice';

'hi i like futuristic racing :)';

'>>1165527
welcome
don't forget that you have to eat ALL the mines';

'lobby's up bros
for any newbros joining remember to grab the latest track pack
>>1112136
the OP links are outdated and will be fixed next bread';

'Please remake lobby - can't join :(';

'>>1166903
will do in a sec, im having controller issues anyway, gonna restart game';

'it's back up';

'>>1166910
remade again due to vonsnake fuckery';

'You made me leave the game and now I timeout when I try to rejoin';

'>>1166913
all you can do is keep trying to join, there's no known cause or fix for the timeout issue
blame the dev and his shitty netcode';

'>>1166915
Well restarting the lobby fixed it';

'>>1166918
yeah and sometimes it doesn't lol, i think its something to do with 2 players having problems connecting to each other because often someone will get timeouts until another person leaves and then they can join just fine';

'>>1166915
Guess if you're not going to restart the lobby, I just won't be playing this evening';

'>>1166920
i'll restart the lobby again then';

'lobby remade';

'lobby remade once more
vonsnake is really fucking us tonight';

'This netcode is trash
This netcode is trash
This netcode is trash
This netcode is trash
This netcode is trash';

'But let's nerf metro instead lol
But let's nerf metro instead lol
But let's nerf metro instead lol
But let's nerf metro instead lol
But let's nerf metro instead lol
But let's nerf metro instead lol';

'may be switching to an IP lobby for tonight, standby';

'it's (seemingly) fixed (for now)
get the fuck in racists';

'my controller doesn't charge from my desktops power splitter USB port, got disconnected mid race
do they make USB-A to USB-C longer than 1.5m so i could plug it in my PC?';

'>>1167023
yeah';

'Please stop hitting me with plasmas. That was the third race in a row that I got hit on the first lap.';

'This link is supposed to have most of the NR74W Pure/Pulse content:

https://mega (dot) nz/folder/tFJ1FCrK#q7W0ceU6nviH7BacLff_EA';

'here's some links to prepatched pure / pulse isos, the other ones i found were outdated
https://cdromance.com/psp/wipeout-pure-special-edition-hack/
https://cdromance.com/psp/wipeout-pulse-fx350-edition-hack/';

'undefined';

'>>1166877
closed, ggs bros sick races';

'>>1167076';

'WTRP is so good, you just have to play them at the right speed (halberd for WO1, spectre for the others) to match the original games.';

'>>1168725
yeah';

'i like that i got to join a session _once_ then my job changed my schedule so that i always work saturdays, complaining months after the fact, but thought it would be funny';

'>>1170935
sorry to hear that anon, hope your schedule changes back so you can play again';

'>>1170935
sorry about that anon :^(
it'd be great if we could have a second host running another weekly session at a different time for peeps who cant play on saturday night due to timezone or other schedule reasons, i'd do it myself but i can't be bothered';

'>>1126929
dude it's fucking impossible you need to do like a tight perfect lap 5 times in a row to get gold never mind platinum

my fastest lap time was 00:30:46 but that was with afterburners for the whole finish line, i don't understand how >>1126986 managed it without afterburners';

'>>1173891
It is all about a tight line and pitching up at the dip. All of the TTs are setup so platinum effectively requires perfect laps and afterburner usage.';

'lobby's up bros';

'can't join, timed out :(';

'got in';

'>11/16 players, server is full';

'>>1174382
just keep trying
when someone joins and gets the clone bug it takes up player slots';

'Everybody close steam, and then rehost and come back. Let's see if that fixes it';

'184.55.157.233:25565
Did that work? If not try joining my IP lobby. Maybe the glitch won't happen without steam.';

'>>1174391
does it work';

'>>1174391
everyone move to this lobby
steamworks is shitting the bed tonight';

'>>1174398
It does';

'Go back to the steam server, the other one just got fucked up.';

'>>1174391
RIP
i'm hosting again, see if you can join, maybe steamworks stopped shitting itself like last week
t. star';

'Rejoin folks, host clicked leave';

'Sorry, I misclicked. The lobby is up agian.';

'>>1174427
nevermind';

'>>1174426
It didn't get fucked up, the host was a retard and clicked the wrong button';

'>>1174391
closed, GGs bros
thanks for doing the IP lobby when steam shit the bed';

'>>1174514
IP is the best way. There should be less lag and pirate bros can join too.';

'>>1174519
didn't /vm/ host with IP before? I thought you guys just didn't want pirates joining lmao';

'>>1174833
the game was IP only hosting for a while until vonsnake added steam lobbies back in like, 1.1 or something i think?
we never wanted to exclude piratebros there was just seemingly never really much demand for pirate friendly sessions, and steam lobby hosting is just easier
the game uses a 7 year old version of steamworks which is probably what's causing all the retarded ass bugs and timeout errors lately, sometimes it works just fine for the whole raceday and sometimes half the players can't join or get clone bugged
with any luck that'll be fixed when 1.4 releases, but IP lobbies will probably still be superior';

'>>1174843
i see. I still haven't even bought the fucking game, so seeing that i missed an IP lobby made a little sad, but probably for the best, since i don't even know how to turn without smacking every wall in my way. I'll just wait a little bit more until a sale to eat ass with you guys.';

'Any good bng youtubers? I want to watch people (and hopefully learn from them) do high speed laps of showcase cool custom tracks in my free time but they all either suck at game, barely play bng or are furfaggots.';

'>>1175890
I don't really think there are any 'bng youtubers' but 'Brionac', 'Phantom Plays', and 'Dekaid' have videos of speed laps/time trials. '2045ce' has videos on Annapurna and Desolata.';

'Can anyone help me setting up a pirate server for me and friends? We got the latest version from CS.RIN, and Im able to set up a dedicated lobby with the provided .bat file, however I cant join if I host and it quickly disconnects';

'>>1179411
get the latest GOG version from gog-games if you want to pirate

gog-games.to/game/ballisticng';

'>>1174849
>since i don't even know how to turn without smacking every wall in my way
just play through the campaign, it does a good job of easing you into the faster speed classes and racedays are usually on halberd speed so once you hit spectre you should be good, the real difficulty in MP comes from learning the custom tracks and the fact that human players are way more aggressive and unpredictable with weapons than the bots
also refer to the newbro guides if you havent already
>>1055527
>>1055528
>>1055529';

'lobby's up bros';

'>>1181042
closed, ggs bros
what a fukken tourney';

'Brought GRIP on sale today. Wow, hyperzen has spoiled me. I can't for the love of lord play arcade racing games which are at least not zen-class speed.';

'>>1181593
i think GRIP can get pretty wild on its highest speed setting, although for how open the tracks are it probably could have done with another step higher
great game, i wish it had a better multiplayer lobby system';

'>>1181593
GRIP is kind of cute but the physics seems like even more of a dice roll on whether you'll fuck up so hard that the race is essentially lost. Was also never sure if airblades were meant to be better or worse.';

'>>1182066
Most of GRIPs development was the devs adding in extra logic to stop it being a flight sim. The tl;dr is the physic calculate force properly, but you have irresistible objects (the cars) hitting immovable objects (the scenery) at very high speeds so the physics are saying that force has to go somewhere. Compared to the early builds the cars by final release are practically glued to the track.';

'>>1182211
Interesting, guessing a lot of has to do with the ability to transfer onto different surfaces. I suppose the physics also make the game standout in a way that you can still try to mitigate some weapon hits and sketchy landings somewhat with some mastery.';

'Currently hosting a midweek lobby if anons would want to join';

'>>1185524
lobby has changed hosts, join myiukulka's lobby for the races';

'Midweek races are over for the time being';

'>>1136626
Peak meme';

'>>1136626
i miss Cell
i hope he's doing alright wherever he vanished off to';

'>>1187277
I imagine he died in a horrific pitlane wall crash, as is the fate of all AG racists.';

'it's up bros';

'moving to an IP lobby for tonight since steam is being gay
104.172.9.5
port 25565';

'host misclicked, rejoin';

'>>1188506
closed, ggs everyone
thanks for IP hosting';

'oops, i forgot it would be meme racism this saturday
here's the poll
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMOz6GlZe';

'Vonsnake just posted there is a bug with the production version where a player using a locked ship will block anyone from joining a lobby who doesn't have the ship unlocked.

Also instead of Diavolt only, Gtek only.';

'>>1194283
shiet, so if someone has the scorplet selected, people without a forklift license can't join? that's fucked, ill keep an eye out for it if there's issues with tomorrow night's lobby
>gtek only
we did that not too long ago for meme racism, embrace the violence bitch nigga';

'>>1192138
it's up gamers
diavolt day, prepare for CONTENDER';

'>>1195540
closed, GGs everyone
cygon vs diavolt was fun as fuck';

'Will play again when vonsnake fixes the game so you can land weapons without being in the host's basement and you don't randomly get flung around for scraping a wall';

'>>1195813
i dont know what you were doing to be scrape bonking so much with diavolt, it feels the same as any other ship to me in that sense';

'what's a good ship you can rely on to always win a tournament? Luna Reverse is fucking me in the ass at the last lap';

'>>1196754
NX2000, ditch items, embrace speed';

'Do you guys race on production or development branch?';

'>>1197288
regular branch, version 1.3.3.1';

'Kornflake left his computer open while playing helldivers 5 days ago, is he ok? Did he die? ';

'>>1201640
He died doing what he likes best: hitting the pitlane wall';

'>>1201674
lucky bastard';

'>>1201640
has he really been on it for 5 days straight?';

'it's up gamers, steam lobby';

'looks like I always get desynced from the lobby or something and silently dc with no message, shame';

'>>1202935
are you yoenss? are you on version 1.3.3.1? we were trying to help in the chat but it seemed like you couldnt see our messages or something';

'Loading Custom Tracks - Building Caches';

'>>1203078
don't worry, it only needs to do that once
it's a pain though lmao';

'>>1202877
closed, great races bros thanks for joining';

'kornflake says hi';

'>>1204693
glad to hear he didn't have a stroke at his PC';

'>>1204693
mirin those numbers';

'Hello fellas, hope the week is treating you all just fine.
It's divegrass season, which also means it's time to freshen up our roster. Our boy G-Tek is up and running for a nice spot on the team, so if you guys wanna vote for him (and a few other players) into the team, you're more than welcome to do so.
Poll is here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfMPyxt0UcLndeXQoXW4-MWCQm6jqWUaMzjsJP2VZv7sSpLSg/viewform?usp=sf_link
Our team's wiki page is here: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vm/
As always, thank you for your undying support, you guys make all this shit a lot more enjoyable. Keep on rocking!';

'>>1205790
nice, vote'd';

'here is an updated version of the custom music pack with more music
https://mega.nz/file/ovFBFLSL#yKTO6_Et-tIZnaSZJQ8dAcj7lsi3tqi3gDW3-Y1jnTw';

'>>1206804
this is bigger than the daily mega transfer limit anon
might wanna trim it a bit';

'>>1207118
chopped it down to an update to >>1057700

https://mega.nz/file/IrFUnSjD#keJtn_H6aDUZblsI5UGtE-8F9Y7vJzhOn9n2YDGSxEo';

'>>1207327
forgot to mention the update also includes the 0.8.0 version of the model c, i'd reccomend using it in single player time trial however.';

'>>1207327
if you plan on enjoying it to the fullest, rename the file in the menu tracks of colinmcraerallymenu2 to Layer1 since I forgot to do that';

'>>1207847
>colin mcrae rally
based';

'lobby?';

'>>1209223
shit, i forgot the burgers enter daylight savings a few weeks earlier than us bongs
wasn't really doing anything important so i'll just make the lobby now';

'>>1209225
closed, GGs bros
next week and the week after's lobbies will be an hour later for the burgers again, and then back to normal after the 31st due to daylight savings memes
if anyone wants to get a lobby started at the normal american time that'd be pretty based';

'I just got the game and I'm having a blast
almost finished the first section of the campaign (breeze)
I like my tenrai ship, feels good
how do I unlock more ship liveries?

also what is the trackpack? a bunch of custom maps?';

'>>1209670
based tenraibro
>how do I unlock more liveries
you'll get more as you complete more campaign events and increase your pilot level or whatever it's called - the alt, stealth, and clean liveries
each DLC including the free neon nights pack will also give you a livery for each ship after completing its campaign events, and there's a bling pack you can shell out £2 for if you feel like being a good goyim

the track pack is a bunch of ballisticn/v/ curated custom tracks, highly recommended if you want to join our saturday seshs or if you just want some new tracks to play after finishing the campaign';

'bump';

'bump
>>1214112
me btw';

'>>1214112
>>1215221
We know. Nobody else would bump into the walls twice so quickly.';

'>>1207827
and that lap isn't at normal speed settings just incase it gave anyone false preconeptions of the ship, although it is very very fast so prepare to bonk quite a bit if you're not used to the model c in general';

'>>1214112
>>1215221
>>1215236
>>1215258
all me btw';

'>>1215236';

'>>1215236
kek';

'Enai released 3 new tracks';

'I'm new to the game
post memes';

'>>1217895
very nice
i'll grab them and start putting together a track pack update, might not be this week though
if there are any tracks people want added reply to me with them, i forgot what was mentioned in the lobbies
>>1218050';

'>>1218061
current lineup for the update (still need to test to make sure these tracks aren't broken or shit):
enai - megamall, POD galleria, taktsang reverse, apophis reverse, atan-ra reverse, vostrukha, sylvatar, great manitou trail, elivagar, dagon prime, elivagar reverse
BNGL - dover beta, nova split 7, ishtar citadel 1, aciknovae 1, ishtar citadel 4, utah project 6, harpstone 5, harpstone expert 5
workshop singles - flame fortress, jungle dive, haunting runway, wega conduit

potential tracks on the chopping block - aquilon ii (broken), ceres waypoint (kuiper if he boring)

any suggestions let me know';

'>>1218116
>what will he buy.jpg
Trojan condoms because G-Tek is here to fuck.';

'new enai track is gorgeous';

'>>1218050
speaking of enai tracks';

'>>1218441
Top to bottom left to right:
Abyssus?
Waddenzee?
Nocturne (really not sure)
No idea
SM64
Canyonlands
Desolata
Kallisti IV
No idea';

'>>1218483
>Nocturne (really not sure)
i think it was annapurna before the lights got fixed';

'>>1218441
>>1218483
Beltane
Annapurna
Pont des Anges
Electrosphere Sim (I think?)
SM64
Canyonlands
Desolata
Kallisti IV
Antelao';

'>>1218116
cut from the update after testing: all of the BNGL except for the two harpstones and utah 6, and wega conduit because its unironically the worst track i've ever seen in my life, grab it from the workshop and give it a run on zen if you want a good laugh
gonna leave the pack update for next week since its kinda short notice now, so nows the time to shill stuff, gonna need download links if its a track that isn't on the workshop because fuck discord';

'>>1218330
yeah but lemme guess the collision is perfect and it is impossible to get out of bounds honest and if you happen to you are lying and proof doesn't count';

'>>1218519
there might be some skipping shenanigans possible with the lava pool on the reverse variant, i dunno i havent tried to break the track much yet
it's not an instakill like the Oblivion lava but it drains your health very fast';

'>>1218483
Khayyam Road (there was originally an issue where you could jump over the wall of the parallel road near the pitlane, it now has a respawn box to prevent this)
Kamanneq
Pont des Anges
Annapurna (the tunnel used to be much darker)
Super Mario Kart Royal Raceway
Canyonlands
Desolata
Kallisti IV
The bottom one is canonically Antelao';

'>>1218499
Enai Track update announced for this weekend';

'>>1218973
he's updating some tracks? which ones? ill put the newer versions into the track pack update for next saturday';

'>>1218499
noice, i went and suscribed to all the new tracks on the workshop';

'>>1218988
you might want to unsubscribe from those when i put out the update next week, having duplicate workshop tracks and custom tracks installed can cause issues like the game failing to recognize that you have the track installed in multiplayer lobbies
in the meantime enjoy the new enai tracks though, i think they're top tier';

'>>1218992
i'm acoustic and only keep the manually installed track pack files for tracks that arent on the workshop
workshop tracks dont really update often enough to break anything, the only time its been an issue was when i had an updated version of cobblestone from the workshop which presumably hadnt made it into the track pack';

'>>1219000
actually having looked at the files, cobble forward and reverse are both on the workshop, the one i was missing is the myterious 'cobble3.wtrk' which i neglected to put i my track folder because i assumed it was a track i already had';

'>>1218330
>giant penis';

'>>1219383
you VILL bonk against the giant ice penis';

'>>1218330
Damn, that looks great. Enai always delivers a good looking track.
I miss attending racedays.';

'had less to do than i thought i would, daylight savings lobby is up for the ameribros
get in here';

'>>1219383
It's the back side of a statue';

'>>1221594
Statue of a giant penis yes.';

'>>1221421
closed, ggz everyone
gonna finish putting the track pack update together, should be uploaded within the hour';

'Is there something I gotta enable to get notifications when the Steam group event fires? Missed today's races cuz my brain was stuck in Friday rip';

'>>1221905
i'm not sure, event notifications might be bugged, normally you need to make 2 events and then delete the first one to get the popup to show for people, but i tested it with an anon tonight and that didn't even work
best bet is to just join the steam group chat and you'll get (You)'d and a bloop when lobbies go up';

'TRACK PACK UPDATE
grab this before next saturday or you're gay

FULL Track Pack for newfriends:
https://mega.nz/file/oyZQ0SoC#KShjwT4sY8pkanLxiFShwdLafJHmmg-wAZREfu8weDM
Minipack with just the new stuff:
https://mega.nz/file/5qgXEQZD#WSFO8mz2HVYF3QRiCOSjOsXA3X85aAF_QsWB62M3iYU

more info and bonus stuff like the wipeout OSTs in the pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/d0KQeKGC';

'i dont like enais tracks';

'>>1225993
what don't you like about them';

'>>1225993
Don't worry, someone will have failed to download the pack and we'll play atlantica and zephyr ridge all evening instead';

'>>1228911
it is pretty hard being that based but somehow I manage.';

'>>1228911
niggas got a full weeks notice this time, if i see red text from the regulars you WILL be mocked relentlessly for your incompetence';

'>>1221917
you really ought to start putting these in a mega folder or something in the op post that's always up to date, that way people arent at risk of downloading outdated stuff';

'>>1229309
yeah when this thread hits bump limit in ~70 posts i'll just put the pastebin in the new OP since i can keep that up to date with the latest mega links';

'>>1229316
69 posts
nice';

'I can't git gud';

'>>1232236
what are you having trouble with anon';

'lobby's up bros';

'undefined';

'>>1233457
das it mane';

'>>1233457
Shamefur dispray.';

'So far the new tracks are 50% trash/broken and 50% excellent';

'>>1234302
only flame fortress and haunting runway are kinda shite, the rest are fine';

'>>1234308
Broken new tracks that need to be removed:

- Dagon Prime: Someone crashed on load
- Galleria: Able to clip through the wall and get stuck (same problem as the Mario Kart tracks)
- Atan-Ra Reverse: Able to get stuck on terrain (same problem as forwards)
- Vostrukha 1: Someone said it skipped a lap for them';

'>>1234515
future crashed on dagon prime because his track install was fucked up, and he fixed it
one wall being janky isn't reason to remove galleria and atan-ra (works on my machine thoughever)
still not clear whether the "lap skip" on vostrukha was because the finish line is further ahead than expected';

'>go to piss
>KIKESTINK takes recs without me
>winning Taktsang
>KIKESTINK rings up moebius on his pager
>winning kinopurna lap 5
>KIKESTINK activates the fall off the cliff on the split section beam';

'poll for next week's gimmick
https://strawpoll.com/bVg8ow98enY

euros remember next week will be an hour later, back to 9PM (bong time), it's been earlier recently because the americans entered DST 3 weeks before us

>>1234920
: ^ )';

'>>1226746
They have a lot of noob traps and blind corners for no reason';

'>>1236109
so like pre-nerf metro?
wtf i love enai now';

'bump';

'>>1236109
Skill issue';

'>>1055526
threds can last 6 months on /vm/?';

'>>1240308
/vm/ is dead has fuck';

'>>1240308
>>1241092
yeah threads without all that much to talk about besides setting up gaems will last an age here, the worms thread is even older';

'it's up bros
G-Tek vs Protonic raceday!';

'Oh this was the place you folks mentioned in the lobby right? I don't really know how to work this site desu lol';

'>>1243839
closed, ggs bros kino as usual
>>1243976
yessir, whalecum';

'bump';

'>>1245999
>starskink';

'>>1246039
yeah';

'>>1245999
checked';

'>>1146286
DS4, I would use a negcon if it was supported.';

'>>1249685
You'd snap your wrists inside of a week. The piranha challenge in 2097 is basically a RSI simulator.';

'lobby's up gamers';

'>>1253516
*unzips g-tek*';

'>>1253516
closed now, sick races bros';

'I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME GET PLATINUM ON DIAVOLTS ACOKNOVAE TIME TRIAL TRACK
2 perfect laps, using up all of my boost and it's not enough, what am i doing wrong?
saw some guy on youtube completing it, he was hitting shit all over the place while i'm fucking perfect and me and him get relatively same times
do i just need to ignore the pit lanes or something?';

'>>1256678
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
i got sub 50 once or twice during all my attempts, how the fuck did a nigga from youtube do it while crashing into shit';

'>>1256683
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING GOT IT';

'>>1256693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cBIwk4wDTg
and this random guy from youtube still timemogs me how is this even fucking possible';

'>>1256697
i think i got my problem
i was pitching up during jumping, not preemptively
well, skill issue i guess';

'>>1256678
don't worry anon you'll get it eventually';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mDyYelCM30';

'>>1259153
looks much closer to nu-wipeout now
ive never been a big fan of 2280 but this mite b cool';

'>>1259211
>https://soundcloud.com/vonsnake/ballisticng-always-on-target

Cool, potentially another few bits of music to go with it.';

'I'm back from my 2-week trip, ready to bump to every corner and rage once again you racists';

'>>1260222
happy to hear you're back anon';

'lobby's up bros';

'stacked lobby rn';

'>>1260450
>korn's back
damn i wish my day didn't go like shit, i'll get on next week';

'>>1260497
in b4 MYSTERIOUSLY host advantage returns';

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'>no lobbies found!
Brehs...';

'>>1260627
it was full but a slot just opened up, get in';

'>>1260433
closed, sick races today bros
>full lobby multiple times with people waiting for slots
ALIVE GAME';

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'saturdays races were so fun bros, looking forward to next week already

>>1261965
lmao';

'>>1261965
h-he's fast!';

'>Radracer trooned out
OH NO NO NO NO UCZ BROS';

'>>1262553
Who and please provide one well articulated reason why us racists should care.';

'>>1262874
the guy who does the BNGL stuff, sad that he got dicksword'd but as long as it doesnt impede the progress of his ports its whatever
by the way i took it upon myself to just make a new bread now since we're very close to the bump limit and i dont want us 404ing mid raceday or something, hopefully the vm jannies dont mind
>>1265225
migrate';

'>>1262874
NTA but it could be cause for concern considering how close he is to snake. The reason why he is able to do the bngl stuff is because snake gave him access to the internal track files ships and other assets as well as permission to port older versions of that stuff to the newer versions of the game
I dont know about you but a literal cabal of discord trannies being close to any games developer doesnt exactly sit well with me';

'>>1261968
kino';