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public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

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int postNumber = 1170564;
String image = '1707321934148622.jpg';
String date = '02/07/24(Wed)11:05:34';
String comment = 'Everyone I know in real life (same age as me) is eather a drug addict or a complete wanker.

Thus I have no other option then to find """"friends"""" through multiplayer games.

Tips? Anything helps.'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1170572 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)11:20:21') {

'>>1170564
What age?

I have found fun working alongside randoms in a game called Foxhole, though there are some absolute faggots there too. I can't recommend it unless you are buying it on sale.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1170596 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)11:50:27') {

'>>1170564
I'm in the same boat. What do you typically play? If our interests align I'll drop my disc and we can game some time.
>>1170572
Foxhole is faggot central, global is spammed with non-stop gay shit. I'm talking disgusting faggot stuff. Real shame too because the game is solid otherwise.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1170623 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)12:13:06') {

'>>1170564
>le ebin nazi wannabe
>posting about how "everyone" is shit but him
>wonders why he has no friends
kekkeroni'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1170845 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)15:54:36') {

'>>1170564
Just deal with it. I'm straight edge and a lot of my friends are alcoholics and drug users, it is what it is.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1180398 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)21:14:29') {

'>>1170564
Be friendly?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1180401 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)21:17:41') {

'TF2 Classic has a lot of cool and fun people that play it. You can check that place out and use the VC to get to know some dudes';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1181769 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)13:06:45') {

'>>1170845
this, man up OP'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1181779 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)13:18:38'  && image=='OP.jpg') {

'>>1170564
>t.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1181790 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)13:45:02') {

'>>1180401
last time I played it was full of 14 year old kids with potato PCs that can't stop talking about how gay they are.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1182175 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)02:10:04'  && image=='PE4stpAq_400x400.jpg') {

'>>1170845
okay but what if all of my friends dumped me because i lit one of them up for not having to become a real man in the world and living in his fathers shadow and only being le based libertarian because he has a bunch of money he didn't have to earn himself (i am going to kill myself)'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1182185 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)02:31:03') {

'>>1181779
Nice JC Denton cosplay. It looks cool too.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1186149 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)11:21:16') {

'>>1180401
It's full of literal children, what are you talking about?

All the racist white men in their 20s have been banned'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1191405 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)16:41:33') {

'>>1181790
>>1186149
TF2 CLASSIC? as in the old one?
damn been like 20 years since ive played it, shame crazy my steam account is over 20 years now'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1191592 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)20:55:17') {

'>>1170564
Put yourself in situations where you interact with higher caliber people. Simple one is your profession. Do you work some shit job? Once you have a job that makes good money you will meet other people that aren’t losers. Also you can have hobbies that wealthier people engage in and meet people that way.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1195832 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)20:22:55') {

'>>1181779
this guy actually looks cool as hell wtf'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204192 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)07:32:20') {

'>>1170564
why not become a crack addict too then? Online "friends", best case scenario will be pedos'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204213 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)08:41:17') {

'>>1170572
Foxhole is great.
>>1170596
You are a dumb autist.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1211520 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)21:49:45') {

'>>1181779
Looks pretty cool. Not a flailing fatty.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1218282 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)22:04:41'  && image=='1656557604458.jpg') {

'>>1170623
But he's right at least he has standards unlike you and your fent laced crack cocaine. Stupid Tranny'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1218284 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)22:05:44') {

'>>1181779
He looks cool to me'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1218856 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)10:16:06') {

'>>1170564
>Everyone I know in real life (same age as me) is eather a drug addict or a complete wanker.
Lmao, same
I watched all these other people my age grow up and it's like the main question of their lives is "what vice will I become addicted to?"
Literally non-people, nothing going on inside them at all
I'm convinced that the NPC meme is completely real and only a very small part of the human bodies currently alive on the planet have spirits. The rest have a facetious veneer of intelligence but in reality are less sapient than cats and pigeons.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1219634 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)16:38:33'  && image=='1681321626201025.jpg') {

'>>1170564
get into some easy to find discord server (found on disboard) full of normies and make normalish poasts and look if people want to play'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1219638 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)16:40:57') {

'>>1219634
Oh and play minecraft with them or some normie shit at first'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1220149 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)00:14:20') {

'>>1170623
nah OP is probably a midwesterner. It sucks but its true, pretty sure there are more drug addicts than not nowadays. Its why I got the fuck out.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1220729 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)11:52:07') {

'>>1220149
>wanker
Bong, aussie, or european ESL. Judging by how much of a fag he is, I'm wagering the "drug addicts" are just people who drink sometimes. I used to know a German kid who was just like this.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1222298 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)08:01:59') {

'>>1170564
Same and you're not gonna find friends online. Maybe you will, who knows, but I gave up after running into fags and spergs 100% of the time. All the cool people that play games already have their cliques, their bros. They're not gonna want to have some random intruder in the group.
Your best bet would be to meet a decent person irl that you could play games with.

Blog: In my case, I abandoned my
irl / gaming group because they were trying to make me take ecstasy and coke with them, when they realised I'm gonna decline that shit every time, they started to get agressive with me. I'm getting a new male only job soon (handyman). I hear there are guys my age working there so maybe I'll meet a cool friend like that. I've been friendles since August 2020.

zoomer btw'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1238960 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)22:48:54') {

'>>1170564
get a job'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1239640 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)14:39:55'  && image=='1712081456696.gif') {

'>>1170564
Find some slightly aged, low traffic games you can get comfortable with. They don't need to be on storefronts, and i don't know how old you are but you can try looking up communities that mod games or are some kind of fandom archival/revival projects? Try sticking to empty servers with normal names or join ones which have one, two guys. Become a regular, keep it simple for some time, talk about stuff related to game. Be friendly when it feels natural, but don't force yourself on people. It's stupid simple really.
>>1170623
>kekkeroni
Troon appendages typed this, didn't they? Vile.
>>1170845
Just don't be a doomer about it.
>>1181779
OP...
>>1182175
...you, were in a shitty friend circle, and now you aren't. Don't tell me you feel envious towards privileged hedonists.
>>1218856
Anon, you can't tell what's going on inside people's heads if you eye them from a distance like a nigger and say nothing. You're socially inept and probably touch starved too. Go hug your mom idiot.
>>1219634
>discord
Eat shit.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1240662 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)15:33:06') {

'>>1170564
You won't make friends through multiplayer games, they're only fun if you have friends to go into them with.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1240901 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)18:56:17') {

'>>1239640
>no, discord bad!
It's the best option for getting into communities for multiplayer games. It's that or sit in silence with no one using in-game voice because they all have their discord party. I understand you have a bunch of hangups about the furries that run it and the grooming rings that populate it, but as long as you're not an emotionally unstable faggot you have nothing to worry about. Avoiding discord when you're trying to make friends is probably the single most counterproductive thing you could do.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241775 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)14:32:54'  && image=='1712255684679.jpg') {

'>>1240901
>no, discord bad!
Yup, and i'm tired of pretending it's not!
>It's the best option
Being the most well known one doesn't also make it the best, Anon.
>for getting into communities for multiplayer games.
That was Discord up until ~2017. Now everyone and their mom uses it.
>It's that or sit in silence with no one using in-game voice
Small phallus energy. I joke around with sandnigs and euros all the time. Some get annoyed, but atleast they are vocal about that.
>because they all have their discord party.
This is simply not true. You're just terminally boring.
>I understand you have a bunch of hangups about the furries that run it and the grooming rings that populate it
This is not about the animal fuckers. I was peer preassured into using Discord in ~2017 because my old forum was discontinued by powers that b. This was back when Discord was directly marketed for people that play well or are passionate about preserving vidya - ...and the platform also wasn't trying to larp as reddit, instagram and fucking whatnot, simultaneously. It's made to exploit unmonitored kids. If you stopped living under a rock you'd notice things like big emo anime server #999 giveaways, the bizarre partnership programs, «Discord sings x» vids, and other unnatural in-platform things i can only compare to Roblox and it's "userbase".
>but as long as you're not an emotionally unstable faggot you have nothing to worry about.
I'd say that the average 4channer is just a disgruntled 20-something-yo doomer at their worst. But hey, i guess it takes one to know one, huh.
>Avoiding discord when you're trying to make friends is probably the single most counterproductive thing you could do.
...Filling out your friends list just for the sake of it won't magically give you interesting people to hang out with. This thread isn't about mass friend collecting. That's what Discord 250k clubs and Steam Community Hubs are for now, Retard-sama.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1245845 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)05:55:08') {

'>>1241775
>mrw anon thinks I'm reading this shit'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1248885 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)08:03:20') {

'>>1241775
this dude got groomed for sure'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1251721 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)06:15:06'  && image=='1712917096081.png') {

'>>1245845 thanks for the bump
>>1248885'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1251772 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)07:32:30') {

'>>1170623
Yeah this one rustled some jimmies'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1251912 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)09:49:22') {

'>>1251721
nice pic, can I save it?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1252043 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)11:36:44'  && image=='Tekken 7.jpg') {

'>>1170564
play fighting and card games. they can both be implemented into irl tournament play. also tabletop simulator. vr chat if you're desperate'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1252168 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)13:25:55') {

'>>1241775
I agree with all your points, Discord is fucking AIDS if you're using it to meet new people. However, one thing I'd like to add is it's great for interacting with people you already know through playing other vidya and forming groups soley through that/other shared interests.
>>1170564
Unironically the most friends I've made online are through survival sim games like Minecraft or Vintage story. There's a huge incentive to group up with people to form towns and they're likely to show up for the next few months which will give you plenty of time to get to know them. You'll encounter plenty of weirdos too but that's just how it is on the internet'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1254810 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)18:09:01'  && image=='125434576846.jpg') {

'>>1251912
...What are you offering in return?
>>1252043
>fighting and card games
The newer games, maybe.
>vr chat
lmao please don't.
>>1252168
>I agree with all your points, Discord is fucking AIDS if you're using it to meet new people. However, one thing i'd like to add is it's great for interacting with people you already know through playing other vidya and forming groups soley through that/other shared interests.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263098 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:51:00') {

'>>1170564
Go outside'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1267706 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:40:48') {

'>>1170564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBptYbZ_cgk'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1268264 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:03:53') {

'>>1170564
It is simple, be funny (or try) without offenses'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1268283 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:34:26'  && image=='1704165103204794.gif') {

'Judging by the posts in this thread, you first priority is should be to stop being an insufferable edgy faggot. Best of luck.';

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