'shit thread';

'Don't P2P me if you aren't cognitively spending energy to become at LEAST a HSCR% quintillionaire';

'shan't be making any kicks and shall be walking all my goals in from now on';

'I think that makes it count for the last person that kicked it';

'Be The Ch5ng3';

'friendly reminder it's okay to be a goalkeeper every single match and take one for the team!!!@';

'We're all in the Roblox thread now';

'ET classic at the sham siro';

'>>1199765
kick it on the wall and walk it in';

'30 hours...';

'Miss Krubb';

'200';

'200 minutes';

'how often do you scream "agni" in your head during the day';

'0 mins';

'>>1202011
that's for how long we're gonna play today';

'get tonco';

'there's only one man capable of saving hax now...';

'10 minutes';

'join NOW';

'no';

'we're all in here';

'1 more for 3v3';

'-10 minutes';

'https://www.haxball.com/play?c=z4Z9bFelHFI
Pass: shaw';

'hax is not the same without aaaaaaaaaaaa';

'wish krubb were here';

'>>1201884
>'"Hear them? They're calling your name"'';

'>>1202073
join';

'He's here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ3Mx1MEN34';

'friday hax should be postponed to sunday';

'here's to another successful night of haxing in kslar's third room';

'We always play big easy on Sunday, you've never joined?';

'It's a rat or be ratted sekai out there';

'Agni has always been the real rat';

'>>1199701
>replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393
a lot of hurtful messages directed at shw in some of those comment sections';

'hax stats - 08/03/2024

>win ratio
50.0001 - 100,00%
(: - 69,23%
shw - 62,50%
Haxman - 60,00%
benchnaldo - 54,55%
The King of the Streets - 50,00%
Olli - 50,00%
inza - 50,00%
z - 44,44%
a smile might be good... - 41,67%
ngubu - 36,36%
Fabio Grosso - 0,00%
ebabekidahij - 0,00%

>goals scored
The King of the Streets - 20
benchnaldo - 10
a smile might be good... - 8
z - 6
(: - 5
50.0001 - 4
inza - 3
shw - 3
ebabekidahij - 1
Fabio Grosso - 1
ngubu - 1
Olli - 1
Haxman - 0

>goals per match
inza - 1,50
The King of the Streets - 1,43
50.0001 - 1,33
benchnaldo - 0,91
a smile might be good... - 0,67
z - 0,67
ebabekidahij - 0,50
(: - 0,38
shw - 0,38
Fabio Grosso - 0,33
ngubu - 0,09
Olli - 0,08
Haxman - 0,00

>shot conversion rate
benchnaldo - 100,00%
50.0001 - 66,67%
(: - 62,50%
Fabio Grosso - 50,00%
inza - 50,00%
a smile might be good... - 47,06%
The King of the Streets - 33,33%
z - 28,57%
shw - 25,00%
ebabekidahij - 25,00%
Olli - 12,50%
ngubu - 6,25%
Haxman - 0,00%';

'>>1202605
>assists
(: - 12
benchnaldo - 6
Olli - 5
z - 4
a smile might be good... - 4
ngubu - 3
The King of the Streets - 3
inza - 1
50.0001 - 1
Haxman - 1
shw - 1
Fabio Grosso - 0
ebabekidahij - 0

>assists per match
(: - 0,92
benchnaldo - 0,55
inza - 0,50
z - 0,44
Olli - 0,42
a smile might be good... - 0,33
50.0001 - 0,33
ngubu - 0,27
The King of the Streets - 0,21
Haxman - 0,20
shw - 0,13
Fabio Grosso - 0,00
ebabekidahij - 0,00

>goals + assists per match
inza - 2,00
50.0001 - 1,67
The King of the Streets - 1,64
benchnaldo - 1,45
(: - 1,31
z - 1,11
a smile might be good... - 1,00
Olli - 0,50
shw - 0,50
ebabekidahij - 0,50
ngubu - 0,36
Fabio Grosso - 0,33
Haxman - 0,20';

'>>1202607
gk stats

>goals conceded
shw - 2
z - 5
Fabio Grosso - 5
Haxman - 6
a smile might be good... - 7
Olli - 9
benchnaldo - 9
(: - 13
ngubu - 15

>goals conceded per match
(: - 1,44
shw - 2,00
Haxman - 2,00
benchnaldo - 2,25
Olli - 3,00
a smile might be good... - 3,50
ngubu - 3,75
z - 5,00
Fabio Grosso - 5,00

>clean sheets
(: - 3
Haxman - 1
benchnaldo - 0
ngubu - 0
Olli - 0
a smile might be good... - 0
shw - 0
z - 0
Fabio Grosso - 0

>saves
(: - 28
Haxman - 20
Olli - 14
benchnaldo - 11
shw - 9
ngubu - 7
z - 6
a smile might be good... - 5
Fabio Grosso - 3

>saves per match
shw - 9,00
Haxman - 6,67
z - 6,00
Olli - 4,67
(: - 3,11
Fabio Grosso - 3,00
benchnaldo - 2,75
a smile might be good... - 2,50
ngubu - 1,75

>goals per shot faced ratio
shw - 18,18%
Haxman - 23,08%
(: - 31,71%
Olli - 39,13%
benchnaldo - 45,00%
z - 45,45%
a smile might be good... - 58,33%
Fabio Grosso - 62,50%
ngubu - 68,18%';

'inza ragequit why is he in the stats';

'>>1202630
too late now';

'>>1202605
Magnificent performance yesternight, benchnaldo. Cheers';

'WE PLAYING OR WOT';

'2 hours';

'I'm dining with Remilia';

'>>1202605
Fridays shouldnt count tbqh';

'having a koro attack so not sure if ill make it tonight';

'>>1202694
I played like shit the stats must be wrong';

'rat finally found a way to never play gk again...';

'I miss her so much it's somewhat real';

'bump';

'https://www.haxball.com/play?c=z4Z9bFelHFI';

'Live';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'the finn genes are too strong';

'>>1203133
>>1203130
>red still lost this';

'cool it with the olli hate';

'>>1203130
>>1203133
Delete this';

'nobody talking about how gimi almost gave an assist to blue while cont was writing a novel, they deserved the loss';

'>>1203130
>>1203133
>sees beyond the individual goals
>knows the importance of mind games in swaying play
>sits back and keeps his cool as reds crumble

no one will care because there will be a small number next to his name in a post';

'undefined';

'winrate:
1. contagioussoy: 0.72
2. :): 0.65
3. tonco: 0.62
4. KAKA: 0.57
5. benchnaldo: 0.55
6. The King of the Streets: 0.52
7. jddkidajeebe#: 0.5
8. but doctor...: 0.48
9. Olli: 0.47
10. Haxman: 0.46
11. souf: 0.43
12. shw: 0.42
13. ngubu: 0.33
14. INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK: 0.12
15. f2 > f1: 0.08

goals per game:
1. The King of the Streets: 0.9259259259259259
2. tonco: 0.7619047619047619
3. KAKA: 0.6428571428571429
4. contagioussoy: 0.64
5. benchnaldo: 0.4090909090909091
6. Haxman: 0.38461538461538464
7. ngubu: 0.3333333333333333
8. but doctor...: 0.28
9. INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK: 0.25
10. Olli: 0.21052631578947367
11. shw: 0.20833333333333334
12. :): 0.15
13. f2 > f1: 0.07692307692307693
14. souf: 0.07142857142857142
15. jddkidajeebe#: 0.0

assists per game:
1. INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK: 0.625
2. contagioussoy: 0.4
3. :): 0.4
4. benchnaldo: 0.36363636363636365
5. KAKA: 0.35714285714285715
6. but doctor...: 0.28
7. tonco: 0.23809523809523808
8. The King of the Streets: 0.2222222222222222
9. shw: 0.20833333333333334
10. jddkidajeebe#: 0.16666666666666666
11. Olli: 0.15789473684210525
12. f2 > f1: 0.15384615384615385
13. Haxman: 0.15384615384615385
14. souf: 0.07142857142857142
15. ngubu: 0.0

goals + assists per game:
1. The King of the Streets: 1.1481481481481481
2. contagioussoy: 1.04
3. tonco: 1.0
4. KAKA: 1.0
5. INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK: 0.875
6. benchnaldo: 0.7727272727272727
7. but doctor...: 0.56
8. :): 0.55
9. Haxman: 0.5384615384615385
10. shw: 0.4166666666666667
11. Olli: 0.3684210526315789
12. ngubu: 0.3333333333333333
13. f2 > f1: 0.23076923076923078
14. jddkidajeebe#: 0.16666666666666666
15. souf: 0.14285714285714285';

'defensive stats by state of the art technique of detecting centroid of red area of the heatmap for each player. if the centroid is in defensive half of the map player is considered a defender for that game
conceded per game:
{'contagioussoy': 1.0, 'benchnaldo': 1.2857142857142858, ':)': 1.3846153846153846, 'tonco': 1.4545454545454546, 'KAKA': 1.6666666666666667, 'Haxman': 1.6666666666666667, 'souf': 2.0, 'The King of the Streets': 2.0, 'Olli': 2.0, 'jddkidajeebe#': 2.5, 'shw': 2.6666666666666665, 'ngubu': 2.9, 'but doctor...': 3.3333333333333335, 'f2 > f1': 3.3636363636363638}
clean sheets:
{'contagioussoy': 3, 'Olli': 3, 'souf': 2, 'Haxman': 2, 'shw': 2, 'tonco': 2, 'KAKA': 1, 'benchnaldo': 1, 'The King of the Streets': 1, ':)': 1, 'f2 > f1': 1}';

'I'll wait for gimi stats thanks';

'>he never gks
?';

'leaving the goal unattended to steal a ball from your teammate is real goalkeeping';

'>>1203466
>0.08';

'Kneel before your King';

'sunday hax';

'>Absent shot conversion rate
Deprecated stats';

'>>1204108
Shot conversion stat encourages poaching and discourages attempting blooters';

'>>1204156
>encourages poaching
incorrect. it exposes poachers as inefficient shitters who score mostly by luck and have lower win ratio because they lack teamwork';

'poachers this poachers that nigga why don't you poach yourself some bitches';

'>>1203529
our ball';

'>>1203130
>>1203133
happens to the best of us';

'Can't wait for the haxery with the lads tomorrow..';

'>tomorrow
>he doesn't know';

'202';

'>>1207840
clean your desk. there's dust everywhere.';

'>>1208056
Yes mommy :3 >.<';

'no hax..';

'>>1208299
for you maybe';

'>>1208299
I was promised big easy tonight';

'>>1208350
that's on Sunday';

'23 hours';

'VGH';

'>dead already
Okay...';

'>>1208299
>>1208428
im guessing it was just the old guard in tonight';

'no games just the cytube mafia with their usual circlejerk';

'rat, souf, contagious and krubb are the only people capable of starting up hax. Without them, it dies.';

'https://www.roblox.com/games/14004668761/Real-Futbol-24-BETA
We're all in here.';

'>>1208449
rat was there though';

'>no replay for tonight
last saturday's stats soon';

'>africandeath';

'>>1208449
Krubb was more than enough to sustain an entire decade and more.';

'(more) hax stats - 09/03/2024

>goals
The King of the Streets - 25
contagioussoy - 16
tonco - 16
benchnaldo - 9
KAKA - 9
but doctor... - 7
Haxman - 5
ngubu - 4
Olli - 4
shw - 4
:) - 3
INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK - 2
f2 > f1 - 1
souf - 1
Agnime - 0
jddkidajeebe# - 0

>assists
contagioussoy - 10
benchnaldo - 8
:) - 8
but doctor... - 7
The King of the Streets - 6
tonco - 5
shw - 5
INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK - 5
KAKA - 4
Olli - 3
Haxman - 2
f2 > f1 - 2
souf - 1
jddkidajeebe# - 1
ngubu - 0
Agnime - 0

>shot conversion ratio
souf - 50,00%
Olli - 40,00%
benchnaldo - 36,00%
tonco - 34,04%
INZAGHI_POTY_2021_BACK - 33,33%
f2 > f1 - 33,33%
KAKA - 32,14%
but doctor... - 30,43%
The King of the Streets - 28,41%
Haxman - 26,32%
contagioussoy - 25,40%
ngubu - 25,00%
:) - 16,67%
shw - 16,00%
jddkidajeebe# - 0,00%
Agnime - 0,00%';

'>>1208650
gk stats

>saves
souf - 72
f2 > f1 - 60
shw - 39
:) - 33
Olli - 14
contagioussoy - 11
ngubu - 11
benchnaldo - 7
jddkidajeebe# - 4
KAKA - 4
Haxman - 2

>saves per match
f2 > f1 - 6,67
souf - 5,54
:) - 5,50
shw - 4,88
jddkidajeebe# - 4,00
KAKA - 4,00
ngubu - 3,67
Olli - 3,50
benchnaldo - 2,33
contagioussoy - 2,20
Haxman - 2,00

>shots saved ratio
:) - 80,49%
jddkidajeebe# - 80,00%
contagioussoy - 78,57%
souf - 75,00%
f2 > f1 - 67,42%
Haxman - 66,67%
shw - 65,00%
KAKA - 57,14%
benchnaldo - 53,85%
ngubu - 52,38%
Olli - 50,00%';

'>>1208650
>Agnime - 0,00%
It can't be... say it isn't so.';

'benchnaldo = verstappen';

'>>1208655
I didn't even play >>1203466';

'>>1208855
Maybe the programmed stats used a minimum number of matches played requirement, I didn't';

'undefined';

'>>1208988
I'm not an electron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkje0TPUNuw';

'hax?';

'LIVE';

'1 more for 3v3';

'come and save us contagious';

'join NOW';

'chimpout in progress';

'Thanks Inzaghi for your understanding, please come back next week. Great games
t. z';

'tired';

'>INZAGHI_CALMED_DOWN: puerugbafszvbdhnCX a vdxfckmn,reszr gvbnesbs';

'i apologize for everything shw';

'>tfw some heroic, unselfish soul sacrifices himself as gk and you can dm in peace and quiet';

'good luck with your decision gimi';

'Fun games yesterday :) very amusing';

'Don't forget we have big easy session later today';

'hax stats - 16/03/2024 (min. 3 matches played - all non-calmed down players DSQ)

>win ratio
rigged - 100,00%
KAKA - 64,29%
rat - 63,64%
benchnaldo - 60,00%
flaco lopez - 57,89%
:/ - 54,55%
shw - 53,57%
Benis - 50,00%
contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 48,00%
z - 46,15%
The King of the Streets - 38,71%
ngubu - 38,46%
Agnime - 37,50%
tonco - 34,62%
but horikita... - 33,33%
Haxman - 20,00%

>goals scored
contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 19
The King of the Streets - 16
rat - 14
benchnaldo - 13
Benis - 11
tonco - 11
z - 10
KAKA - 8
shw - 8
:/ - 6
but horikita... - 5
flaco lopez - 4
Agnime - 3
ngubu - 1
rigged - 0
Haxman - 0

>goals scored per game
Benis - 0,79
contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 0,76
KAKA - 0,57
The King of the Streets - 0,52
benchnaldo - 0,43
rat - 0,42
tonco - 0,42
z - 0,38
Agnime - 0,38
shw - 0,29
but horikita... - 0,28
:/ - 0,27
flaco lopez - 0,21
ngubu - 0,08
rigged - 0,00
Haxman - 0,00

>shot conversion rate
contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 46,34%
flaco lopez - 44,44%
Agnime - 42,86%
rat - 41,18%
but horikita... - 35,71%
KAKA - 32,00%
:/ - 30,00%
Benis - 29,73%
benchnaldo - 27,66%
shw - 25,81%
z - 25,00%
tonco - 17,19%
The King of the Streets - 16,49%
ngubu - 14,29%
rigged - 0,00%
Haxman - 0,00%';

'>>1210526
>assists
rat - 16
benchnaldo - 15
contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 11
but horikita... - 9
:/ - 8
The King of the Streets - 8
Benis - 7
z - 5
tonco - 5
KAKA - 4
flaco lopez - 4
ngubu - 3
Haxman - 2
rigged - 2
shw - 2
Agnime - 1

>assists per match
benchnaldo - 0,50
but horikita... - 0,50
Benis - 0,50
rat - 0,48
contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 0,44
Haxman - 0,40
:/ - 0,36
rigged - 0,33
KAKA - 0,29
The King of the Streets - 0,26
ngubu - 0,23
flaco lopez - 0,21
z - 0,19
tonco - 0,19
Agnime - 0,13
shw - 0,07

>goals + assists per match
Benis - 1,29
contshwagiouswhSHWshw - 1,20
benchnaldo - 0,93
rat - 0,91
KAKA - 0,86
but horikita... - 0,78
The King of the Streets - 0,77
:/ - 0,64
tonco - 0,62
z - 0,58
Agnime - 0,50
flaco lopez - 0,42
Haxman - 0,40
shw - 0,36
rigged - 0,33
ngubu - 0,31';

'>>1210532
gk stats (min. 2 matches)

>goals conceded
rigged - 3
Agnime - 3
benchnaldo - 4
tonco - 7
z - 10
KAKA - 10
Haxman - 12
flaco lopez - 13
rat - 17
:/ - 17
ngubu - 21
shw - 25

>goals conceded per game
rigged - 0,75
benchnaldo - 1,00
Agnime - 1,50
flaco lopez - 1,63
z - 1,67
rat - 1,89
shw - 2,08
:/ - 2,43
ngubu - 2,63
tonco - 3,50
Haxman - 4,00
KAKA - 5,00

>clean sheets
rat - 3
rigged - 2
:/ - 2
flaco lopez - 2
shw - 2
Agnime - 1
benchnaldo - 1
z - 1
ngubu - 1
tonco - 0
KAKA - 0
Haxman - 0

>saves
shw - 54
rat - 44
flaco lopez - 41
:/ - 38
ngubu - 32
z - 32
rigged - 27
benchnaldo - 27
Haxman - 17
KAKA - 11
Agnime - 6
tonco - 6

>saves per game
rigged - 6,75
benchnaldo - 6,75
Haxman - 5,67
KAKA - 5,50
:/ - 5,43
z - 5,33
flaco lopez - 5,13
rat - 4,89
shw - 4,50
ngubu - 4,00
Agnime - 3,00
tonco - 3,00

>shots faced saved ratio
rigged - 90,00%
benchnaldo - 87,10%
z - 76,19%
flaco lopez - 75,93%
rat - 72,13%
:/ - 69,09%
shw - 68,35%
Agnime - 66,67%
ngubu - 60,38%
Haxman - 58,62%
KAKA - 52,38%
tonco - 46,15%';

'o campeão está a surgir';

'Damn rigged fucking sucks lmao
>>1209531
People actually play as anything but striker when you're on?';

'>>1210440
>it's real';

'>>1210637
>Top
GIGANTE
rat
shw
Agni

>Bottom
rigged
tonco
inza (""calm"")
Benis

Who wins this?';

'Bottom but just because rigged carries, rat will refuse to defend for gigante and we all know what a shw defense implies, but I'm sure we can find that match up or a very similar one in the recordings';

'>>1210550
shw saving me blushes';

'we need webms';

'>>1210985
bit of a stretch calling "top" players who don't have half the points the leader does';

'>>1210440
fr cuh?';

'>>1210985
Easily top.
Bottom will play a constant 0-1-3 and top will score at least 3 goals on the counter.';

'Where are the big easy stats?';

'>per game
crontragnioushw - 29,3
benchnaldo - 18,2
It's Lonely At The Top - 13,1
riggeg- ,7,0
:./ - 4,432
KAKA - 3,81
rat - 3,-1
checo perez - 2,06
Mishima Yukio- 3,13
aaaaaa -3,0
INZAGHI_GLASSES_ON - 3o,
toncco 4,9
ngubu - 1,12
... - 0,6
shw - 0,0029';

'back on my grindset';

'>>1212688
dilation stats btw';

'Rysopis (1964)';

'i once gave inza admin rights as a sign of friendship and he banned me right after';

'In response to the low attendance last Friday, we are anticipating Big Easy henceforth.';

'Not coming in today then';

'Futsalbabby doesn't have it what it takes for real hax';

'Tonight I will play 10 games of futsal on the 3v3 map, followed by 20 games of futsal on the UEFA map, followed by 10 games on various space bounce, longbounce and boundless maps before finally being banned by MX. Nobody will mention the words "big" or "easy".';

'early hax?';

'2 hours';

'>>1219606
That's when I go to sleep';

'>>1219623
grow a pair and TELL mommy you're not going sleepy weep until you've had your hax';

'soon';

'https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PoOhD6Bq5ks

pass : shaw

join pls hate being first';

'>>1219739
will join when you link the right room';

'>ded
need to visit /sp/ then

afk will be back in 1 hour to 2 month';

'room up';

'https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY';

'>>1219739
>>1219828


password : shaw

JOIN NOW 2 spots left';

'Will join after ——.';

'I don't feel like it....';

'>krubb back
>room full';

'any post about krubb is homosexual love';

'>matches are great
>inza joins
>matches are awful
>inza leaves
>matches are great
It really makes you think.';

'>>1219895
>>1219994
why does he even hang around with all the hate';

'>>1220005
he thinks he's an anime character that has an epic rivalry with cont';

'>>1220005
Rather have 100 krubbs than 1 shitinza';

'BRING ME .... uh, who was it again?';

'>gimi';

'huh';

'The cast is thus assorted';

'the redbull downfall starts';

'benis you fucking shitter';

'Still I sleep';

'>>1224072
Oyasumi';

'you-know-who is bribing the officials not to release the weekend stats, sad to see such a fall from """grace"""';

'soon';

'stats will be posted after the webms';

'webms will be posted TONIGHT';

'this guy is the only one who's not interested in releasing the stats and when you watch the webms you will see why';

'undefined';

'I will be uploading all own goals since the statsman is too lazy to count them, gksissies have gotten along with it for far too long';

'undefined';

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'>>1225114
I think I included the inza goal because it counted as a rigged own goal';

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'>>1225121
the filename was supposed to be:
rat's """"""""hattrick"""""+og';

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'>>1225127
also notice how rat dodges the cont og';

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'more now';

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'>>1225120
>Stops his own teammates to score a fifteto (5 TIMES)
What an absolute EGO move';

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'those are all the webms from Saturday session 5 likes for webms of Friday';

'>>1225120
>boosting olli's save stats while simultaneously ruining shw's shot conversion stats
based';

'>>1225094
so benis's avatar was an ankh all this time? always thought it was the female gender symbol';

'>>1225166
More easy wins and 3+2 performances will come to your team if you post "I'll gk so rat can run free" the next time you play';

'>>1225166
>>1225494
all me';

'>gimi
>7 results
rent free, heh';

'stats?';

'gimi made someone very upset';

'>>1225822
yeah, his teammates';

'hax stats - 22/03/2024 (min. 3 matches played)

>win ratio
:) - 87,50%
shw - 78,57%
rigged - 75,00%
Agni - 66,67%
KAKA - 62,50%
hobomessi(11).png - 61,90%
Haxman - 50,00%
quit before it's too late - 47,37%
tonco - 47,37%
Sleeping Giant - 45,00%
Ryomen Krubb - 44,44%
ngubu - 42,86%
inza - 41,67%
Benis - 35,00%
UJEE - 33,33%
rat - 26,67%
benchnaldo - 23,08%

>goals
hobomessi(11).png - 29
Sleeping Giant - 18
Benis - 10
inza - 9
KAKA - 8
quit before it's too late - 7
Ryomen Krubb - 5
rat - 4
shw - 3
:) - 3
tonco - 3
Agni - 2
Haxman - 2
rigged - 2
benchnaldo - 2
ngubu - 1
UJEE - 0

>goals per game
hobomessi(11).png - 1,38
Sleeping Giant - 0,90
inza - 0,75
Agni - 0,67
Benis - 0,50
KAKA - 0,50
Haxman - 0,50
quit before it's too late - 0,37
Ryomen Krubb - 0,28
rat - 0,27
shw - 0,21
:) - 0,19
rigged - 0,17
tonco - 0,16
benchnaldo - 0,15
ngubu - 0,05
UJEE - 0,00

>shot conversion ratio
Agni - 100,00%
inza - 60,00%
hobomessi(11).png - 50,00%
shw - 50,00%
Benis - 40,00%
Ryomen Krubb - 35,71%
Haxman - 33,33%
:) - 33,33%
KAKA - 30,77%
benchnaldo - 28,57%
quit before it's too late - 28,00%
rigged - 25,00%
Sleeping Giant - 22,78%
rat - 22,22%
tonco - 10,34%
ngubu - 7,14%
UJEE - 0,00%';

'>>1226161
>assists
quit before it's too late - 13
rigged - 9
rat - 6
hobomessi(11).png - 6
shw - 5
tonco - 5
Sleeping Giant - 5
KAKA - 4
Benis - 4
:) - 3
Ryomen Krubb - 3
inza - 2
Haxman - 1
benchnaldo - 1
ngubu - 1
Agni - 0
UJEE - 0

>assists per match
rigged - 0,75
quit before it's too late - 0,68
rat - 0,40
shw - 0,36
hobomessi(11).png - 0,29
tonco - 0,26
Sleeping Giant - 0,25
KAKA - 0,25
Haxman - 0,25
Benis - 0,20
:) - 0,19
Ryomen Krubb - 0,17
inza - 0,17
benchnaldo - 0,08
ngubu - 0,05
Agni - 0,00
UJEE - 0,00

>goals + assists per match
hobomessi(11).png - 1,67
Sleeping Giant - 1,15
quit before it's too late - 1,05
rigged - 0,92
inza - 0,92
KAKA - 0,75
Haxman - 0,75
Benis - 0,70
rat - 0,67
Agni - 0,67
shw - 0,57
Ryomen Krubb - 0,44
tonco - 0,42
:) - 0,38
benchnaldo - 0,23
ngubu - 0,10
UJEE - 0,00';

'>>1226163
gk stats (min. 2 matches)

>goals conceded
KAKA - 2
Benis - 5
tonco - 5
Agni - 7
:) - 8
Ryomen Krubb - 8
quit before it's too late - 9
rat - 12
shw - 13
rigged - 15
ngubu - 27

>goals conceded per game
KAKA - 1,00
rigged - 1,67
shw - 1,86
:) - 2,00
Benis - 2,50
tonco - 2,50
quit before it's too late - 3,00
rat - 3,00
Agni - 3,50
ngubu - 3,86
Ryomen Krubb - 4,00

>saves
shw - 36
rigged - 34
KAKA - 29
rat - 26
ngubu - 21
:) - 16
Benis - 12
tonco - 9
Agni - 7
quit before it's too late - 6
Ryomen Krubb - 2

>saves per game
KAKA - 14,50
rat - 6,50
Benis - 6,00
shw - 5,14
tonco - 4,50
:) - 4,00
rigged - 3,78
Agni - 3,50
ngubu - 3,00
quit before it's too late - 2,00
Ryomen Krubb - 1,00

>shots saved ratio
KAKA - 93,55%
shw - 73,47%
Benis - 70,59%
rigged - 69,39%
rat - 68,42%
:) - 66,67%
tonco - 64,29%
Agni - 50,00%
ngubu - 43,75%
quit before it's too late - 40,00%
Ryomen Krubb - 20,00%

>clean sheets
rigged - 4
shw - 1
:) - 1
quit before it's too late - 1';

'hax stats - 23/03/2024 (min. 3 matches played)

>win ratio
quit before it's too late - 72,00%
rat - 70,00%
jddakihebee - 66,67%
:) - 62,50%
Agnime 50.01% - 61,54%
but horikita... - 55,00%
endrick do palmeiras - 54,17%
benchnaldo - 50,00%
inza - 50,00%
ngubu - 47,37%
Sleeping Giant - 46,67%
Olli - 46,15%
rigged - 44,44%
shw - 44,00%
z - 39,13%
Benis - 34,78%
KAKA - 18,18%
Haxman - 10,00%

>goals scored
Sleeping Giant - 26
rat - 20
quit before it's too late - 17
inza - 12
rigged - 10
z - 9
Agnime 50.01% - 8
but horikita... - 5
KAKA - 5
endrick do palmeiras - 4
:) - 4
shw - 4
ngubu - 4
Benis - 4
benchnaldo - 2
Olli - 2
Haxman - 1
jddakihebee - 0

>goals scored per game
Sleeping Giant - 0,87
inza - 0,86
quit before it's too late - 0,68
rat - 0,67
Agnime 50.01% - 0,62
rigged - 0,56
KAKA - 0,45
z - 0,39
but horikita... - 0,25
ngubu - 0,21
Benis - 0,17
endrick do palmeiras - 0,17
:) - 0,17
shw - 0,16
Olli - 0,15
benchnaldo - 0,13
Haxman - 0,10
jddakihebee - 0,00

>shot conversion rate
Agnime 50.01% - 47,06%
but horikita... - 41,67%
quit before it's too late - 41,46%
endrick do palmeiras - 40,00%
inza - 35,29%
rat - 27,03%
Sleeping Giant - 24,53%
benchnaldo - 22,22%
KAKA - 21,74%
Olli - 18,18%
z - 18,00%
rigged - 17,54%
:) - 16,00%
shw - 15,38%
ngubu - 14,81%
Benis - 12,12%
Haxman - 7,69%
jddakihebee - 0,00%';

'>>1226392
>assists
Sleeping Giant - 12
:) - 9
quit before it's too late - 8
rat - 8
ngubu - 7
endrick do palmeiras - 6
shw - 6
but horikita... - 5
Benis - 5
Agnime 50.01% - 4
z - 4
jddakihebee - 3
Haxman - 3
inza - 3
rigged - 2
KAKA - 1
benchnaldo - 1
Olli - 0

>assists per match
Sleeping Giant - 0,40
:) - 0,38
ngubu - 0,37
jddakihebee - 0,33
quit before it's too late - 0,32
Agnime 50.01% - 0,31
Haxman - 0,30
rat - 0,27
endrick do palmeiras - 0,25
but horikita... - 0,25
shw - 0,24
Benis - 0,22
inza - 0,21
z - 0,17
rigged - 0,11
KAKA - 0,09
benchnaldo - 0,06
Olli - 0,00

>goals + assists per game
Sleeping Giant - 1,27
inza - 1,07
quit before it's too late - 1,00
rat - 0,93
Agnime 50.01% - 0,92
rigged - 0,67
ngubu - 0,58
z - 0,57
KAKA - 0,55
:) - 0,54
but horikita... - 0,50
endrick do palmeiras - 0,42
Haxman - 0,40
shw - 0,40
Benis - 0,39
jddakihebee - 0,33
benchnaldo - 0,19
Olli - 0,15';

'>>1226396
gk stats

>goals conceded
Agnime 50.01% - 1
benchnaldo - 1
ngubu - 3
jddakihebee - 4
Haxman - 5
quit before it's too late - 6
:) - 9
rat - 11
Olli - 12
rigged - 18
Benis - 20
shw - 24
endrick do palmeiras - 31

>goals conceded per game
Agnime 50.01% - 0,50
benchnaldo - 0,50
:) - 1,29
rat - 1,38
ngubu - 1,50
quit before it's too late - 1,50
jddakihebee - 2,00
Olli - 2,00
rigged - 2,00
Haxman - 2,50
Benis - 2,86
endrick do palmeiras - 3,10
shw - 4,00

>clean sheets
rat - 2
:) - 2
rigged - 1
Olli - 1
quit before it's too late - 1
Agnime 50.01% - 1
benchnaldo - 1

>saves
endrick do palmeiras - 66
:) - 63
rigged - 46
Benis - 41
rat - 35
Olli - 30
shw - 23
quit before it's too late - 18
Agnime 50.01% - 16
benchnaldo - 16
ngubu - 8
jddakihebee - 7
Haxman - 7

>saves per game
:) - 9,00
benchnaldo - 8,00
Agnime 50.01% - 8,00
endrick do palmeiras - 6,60
Benis - 5,86
rigged - 5,11
Olli - 5,00
quit before it's too late - 4,50
rat - 4,38
ngubu - 4,00
shw - 3,83
jddakihebee - 3,50
Haxman - 3,50

>shots saved ratio
benchnaldo - 94,12%
Agnime 50.01% - 94,12%
:) - 87,50%
rat - 76,09%
quit before it's too late - 75,00%
ngubu - 72,73%
rigged - 71,88%
Olli - 71,43%
endrick do palmeiras - 68,04%
Benis - 67,21%
jddakihebee - 63,64%
Haxman - 58,33%
shw - 48,94%';

'coming into the last week, that's how the march championship stands';

'>>1225380
do it';

'>>1225102
kek
I love gimi so much it's unreal';

'>>1226416
when did this start';

'>>1226416
also >Haxman, the man deprived of 1st places

captcha: XDXD';

'>';

'Still waiting for someone or something here to pique my interest.
Haven't joined any hax room that got my riled to push myself.';

'So dull....';

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'Hax tonight? It's holidays';

'I'm down';

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'>>1227384
brutal
>>1225163
pathetic';

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'these are all from the first hour of friday, more later';

'>>1227422
Oops my bad';

'Shitters better be ready tonight';

'>>1227334
>>1227335
#metoo';

'>>1227384
>That Agni message
Others would never';

'>>1227405
shw almost missed the last one';

'>shw almost missed the last one';

'>>1227499
Considering what he usually does on empty net sitters, he did';

'>>1227384
mx also said 5-0 during one of the later games
looking forward to the webm';

'>>1227547
>>1227499
0:09 is a perfect example.';

'>>1225072
>endrick do palmeiras - 54,17%
>Sleeping Giant - 46,67%
curious..';

'nigga has an eternal negative win rate but still blames everyone else';

'>>1226392
>inza - 50,00% wr
>>1226161
>inza - 41,67% wr
>>1202605
>inza - 50,00% wr
is this "the goat"??? damn';

'>>1227558
seems like lazy poaching is more dangerous for your team than playing dodgeball as a gk';

'>>1227557
can't blame him, rat was closing the angle';

'Thought everyone knew win rate is randomly generated, as random as the teammaking that is';

'>>1227937
the only constant is yourself so over time it is a decent proxy of skill
and judging by your coping it probably says you suck';

'Having a high win rate will never feel as good as scoring a goal, so who's the real winner here?';

'>>1228027
>so who's the real winner
the one who wins';

'your hat-trick is useless if you concede 4 goals';

'>>1228059
I don't concede them the gk concedes them, probably shot it himself, I did my part
Anyone who has a g+a per game of 1 or greater is free of sin';

'25 hours';

'>>1228098
>I don't concede them
you do, it's a team effort';

'>>1228174
2*';

'The best and worst win % stats since the beginning.';

'Are we playing today?';

'do you really want to live in a world where :) is the GOAT';

'>>1228479
;)';

'>>1228475
yes';

'>>1228479
more impressive than a few goals after a shitload of bad shots';

'coming in april:
gk win %
overall win % of the whole month';

'>>1228479
ive always rated him';

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'feel free to join everyone :)';

'>they fell for it';

'i am joining soon, you being there or not';

'can't connect anymore, it's over';

'>>1228812
those other blue "mates" giving red a 3vs2 situation in blue's own box costed the team the win';

'>>1229761
ahahhahahahah cope..';

'>>1229855
>t. mx';

'when have you ever seen me type ahahahhaha';

'8 hours';

'>>1228812
this was just an equalizer, not crucial at all.. why don't you show the winning red goal?
fun fact: red won this because they played like a team and every player fulfilled their defensive duties.';

'Yesterday was short but comfy';

'>>1230034
much like my penus
HEYO';

'In honour of our Lord Jesus Christ, this Holy Weekend we will only play Big Easy, like God intended.';

'hey neinholdbot, how many goals';

'>don't play haxball for a few years
>come back and everyone is mogging me
how do i git gud now';

'just stop playing drunk, krubb';

'5 hours';

'>>1230382
just start playing more, Haxman';

'>>1230535
i get bullied in public games though';

'FUCK are we playing tonight';

'>>1231170
of course baby';

'i've never seen ooooooooo and :) on the same room...';

'>>1231500
:o';

'where was ooooooo from?';

'slovakia or slovenia';

'where souf';

'>>1228470
rigged';

'>>1226166
>ngubu - 27
half the matches were like 0-4 formation and afk players so whatever :/';

'that wasnt intentional but i was leaving after that anyways :/';

'>>1231852
a leaky gk is victim of a lousy defense';

'>>1231852
and the other half were your own goals';

'>>1232014
gotta stop statpadders from pouncing on inevitable 0-5 matches ;)';

'>>1230382
You were always mogged.';

'>>1232072
how old is this';

'>>1232017
Almost like certain splayershw use the chance of no other admins starting games to reshuffle, making the gaming experience as organic as their sex life';

'>>1232135
3 years 2 months 27 days 23 minutes 39 seconds';

'>>1232446
thats weird,just came to check';

'>>1232447
check away';

'stats to be posted after the webms';

'can't wait to endure cock one hour longer from now on because of the time change tonight';

'gay';

'Other stats.';

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'>tfw';

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'more tomorrow';

'hax stats - 29/03/2024 (min. 3 matches played)

>win ratio
inza - 66,67%
hobomessi(11).png - 64,52%
Grand Slam - 61,76%
rat - 61,11%
shw - 60,71%
:) - 58,62%
ngubu - 51,52%
souf - 50,00%
benchnaldo - 46,67%
KAKA - 45,45%
Olli - 45,45%
rigged - 44,44%
Benis - 43,75%
but horikita... - 38,89%
z - 37,50%
laginho - 31,25%
spuh - 30,43%

>goals scored
hobomessi(11).png - 39
rat - 17
Benis - 17
Grand Slam - 17
z - 15
benchnaldo - 13
inza - 11
but horikita... - 10
ngubu - 8
:) - 5
KAKA - 5
shw - 4
laginho - 3
rigged - 3
souf - 0
Olli - 0
spuh - 0

>goals scored per match
hobomessi(11).png - 1,26
inza - 1,22
but horikita... - 0,56
Benis - 0,53
Grand Slam - 0,50
rat - 0,47
z - 0,47
KAKA - 0,45
benchnaldo - 0,43
rigged - 0,33
ngubu - 0,24
laginho - 0,19
:) - 0,17
shw - 0,14
souf - 0,00
Olli - 0,00
spuh - 0,00

>shot conversion rate
but horikita... - 58,82%
laginho - 50,00%
rigged - 42,86%
inza - 42,31%
benchnaldo - 41,94%
hobomessi(11).png - 41,05%
ngubu - 36,36%
rat - 33,33%
:) - 31,25%
KAKA - 27,78%
z - 22,39%
Benis - 22,08%
Grand Slam - 17,00%
shw - 16,67%
souf - 0,00%
Olli - 0,00%
spuh - 0,00%';

'>>1234210
>assists
rat - 15
hobomessi(11).png - 13
Benis - 11
Grand Slam - 10
:) - 9
but horikita... - 7
shw - 7
benchnaldo - 7
spuh - 6
ngubu - 6
laginho - 5
KAKA - 4
z - 4
rigged - 2
inza - 2
Olli - 2
souf - 0

>assists per match
rat - 0,42
hobomessi(11).png - 0,42
but horikita... - 0,39
KAKA - 0,36
Benis - 0,34
laginho - 0,31
:) - 0,31
Grand Slam - 0,29
spuh - 0,26
shw - 0,25
benchnaldo - 0,23
rigged - 0,22
inza - 0,22
ngubu - 0,18
z - 0,13
Olli - 0,09
souf - 0,00

>goals + assists per match
hobomessi(11).png - 1,68
inza - 1,44
but horikita... - 0,94
rat - 0,89
Benis - 0,88
KAKA - 0,82
Grand Slam - 0,79
benchnaldo - 0,67
z - 0,59
rigged - 0,56
laginho - 0,50
:) - 0,48
ngubu - 0,42
shw - 0,39
spuh - 0,26
Olli - 0,09
souf - 0,00';

'>>1234225
gk stats (min. 2 matches)

>goals conceded
laginho - 5
Benis - 6
z - 7
souf - 8
rat - 10
rigged - 11
benchnaldo - 12
ngubu - 14
:) - 24
shw - 25
spuh - 25
Olli - 33

>goals conceded per game
rat - 1,43
shw - 1,92
Benis - 2,00
souf - 2,00
benchnaldo - 2,00
:) - 2,18
z - 2,33
laginho - 2,50
rigged - 2,75
Olli - 2,75
spuh - 3,13
ngubu - 3,50

>clean sheets
:) - 3
shw - 2
rat - 2
Olli - 1
benchnaldo - 1
ngubu - 1
Benis - 1
z - 1

>saves
Olli - 61
:) - 58
shw - 50
benchnaldo - 34
spuh - 34
rat - 33
rigged - 27
souf - 20
Benis - 16
z - 13
ngubu - 12
laginho - 7

>saves per game
rigged - 6,75
benchnaldo - 5,67
Benis - 5,33
:) - 5,27
Olli - 5,08
souf - 5,00
rat - 4,71
z - 4,33
spuh - 4,25
shw - 3,85
laginho - 3,50
ngubu - 3,00

>shots saved ratio
rat - 76,74%
benchnaldo - 73,91%
Benis - 72,73%
souf - 71,43%
rigged - 71,05%
:) - 70,73%
shw - 66,67%
z - 65,00%
Olli - 64,89%
laginho - 58,33%
spuh - 57,63%
ngubu - 46,15%';

'>>1234210
>30,43%

damn i've been shit in my return';

'>>1234250
>saves
Meme stat.';

'have want to play, to night but it make years that i, was playe at,,in segpaithink,so i dont know but also havenet w.ù;. when.. finish ,for c weekend, so i possible recome one of day but room is fullso bye then';

'symmetrical nat-friendly room when';

'>>1234928
Based stroke-posting';

'>>1234954
i usually moan when I strokepost';

'You get what you deserve';

'what happened';

'Took a while for the recordings to be uploaded... bit sus';

'>Easter Monday
>dead';

'realizing now why messoy had to go underground (if not already caught) and has no chance of ever coming back to hax';

'>>1239571
good
I get tears in my eyes when I think about the harm his words have caused to those communities';

'>>1238821
>>1238822
zoomerball in a nutshell kys retards who force this garbage';

'rat, we will have a 2 hour conversation today
be prepared';

'big easy, followed by big easy (1v1)';

'Very strange euphemisms for futa sex';

'>>1227364
>that first goal
ngl Krubb is underrated fr';

'>>1242724
The worst thing you can do in a team like that is score early. If he had any understanding of the game, he would have missed on purpose.';

'>>1242800
Based and shwpilled';

'1 hr';

'its time';

'>>1242920
room: https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY

pass: shaw';

'>Krubb
See you next week.';

'>>1242935
Dont be afraid, tonite is a Krubb free Hax day, he's not drunk (yet)';

'>>1242935
t. rat';

'1 more and we are gaming';

'>>1242954
What gam';

'Is he there? Is he there? Oh God, someone *please* tell me if he's there or not, so I can finally join.';

'he's there';

'>>1242929
JOIN';

'>>1242929
W';

'>>1242929
JOIN NOW 1 spot left';

'kslar here. just added added TWO extra spaces due to popular demand. if you want to join, you need to be quick';

'one spot up for grabs';

'5v4';

'room always dies with krubb leaving';

'Sending a shoutout to my brother Rigged

12 years brother';

'>>1243129
piss off';

'>>1243132';

'Strange how suddenly Saturday's stats are not posted yet';

'>>1243523
What happened';

'When';

'168 hours';

'join';

'may as well rename the next thread to /zoomerball/ retards';

'>>1202025
>>1222251
>>1228036
>>1243988
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY
pw shaw';

'>>1243995
2 spaces';

'bump for visibility';

'one more for 11 a side';

'Still going';

'jean est là';

'11 hours until big easy
>>1243988';

'small hard';

'miss shm';

'>>1233836
Z stands for Zoomer?';

'No webms, I'm on a mission.
https://vdcj.org/';

'Huh?';

'spreading the word of our lord and saviour chespirito';

'Mensaje de Jesús del 08-04-2024

Postea estadísticas y webms.';

'Really strange how last Saturday's stats have still not been posted yet. i wonder why.';

'here are your webms bro';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>1247782
Really adds insightful perspectives';

'>>1247195
no time for it, it's over';

'undefined';

'>>1250133
deserved for backpassing';

'>>1250133
Genuinely think the vax must be wreaking havoc with goalkeepers minds';

'suggest me a way to destroy an haxball lobby that wronged me, they have discord also';

'>>1250395
What did they do?';

'>>1250400
they have this thing were u can jump up in the top if you buy with money, and so they go frist to choose, i consider this thing complete bs';

'>>1250400
started letting some random spanish guy host it';

'>>1250400
they backpassed two promising attacks in a row';

'>>1250395
open the room on multiple tabs until it's full so nobody can play';

'>>1250629
they banned me, but this is a beautiful idea to do with another acocunt

the lobby im talking is the gayest lobby possible, u need to have a discrod account and pass verification, u cannot be more gay then that';

'24 hours';

'>>1250781
big easy cold open';

'noob retard niggas crying about backpassing
learn to play
i will back pass EVERY TIME';

'Backpassing everytime until the goalie cant put up with my bullshit any longer and starts own goaling.';

'>>1251989
lobotomite';

'they will never learn';

'To settle this once and for all
Backpasses are viable tactic, when used correctly. Your team can gain tremendeous tempo with a proper backpass when the overall positioning is suitable for one. You can even assist with it. Sure, it can go wrong, because its a skill capped play';

'where is everyone';

'I don't remember ever haxing this early';

'>>1252273
in a 2v4 you have to take risks to get results';

'ITS TIME';

'the room: https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY
the password: shaw';

'>>1252336
big easy';

'Brehs... I was spectating for a mere 12 seconds.... will this affect my stats?
FUARKk broessh....';

'Penis';

'Statsbros it's over...';

'due to the tragic events that took place in the UCL Stadium during the morning, today's matches will take place in Big Easy
thank you for your understanding';

'BIG EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!';

'where IS EVERYONE';

'when';

'>>1253518
here
>>1253588
now';

'>>1252480';

'get cont';

'dupsonbros...';

'titanic sinking tonight on cytube if anyone is interested';

'fun games tonight bros, not many of us but it was comfy';

'Any crucial inputs on the Idolm@sters Shiny Colors 01 and 02?';

'undefined';

'miss the golden krubb era';

'take me back.. all the way back';

'the definition of plumberball';

'game starting WHEN?';

'10 minutes';

'>>1259316
is this from the 60s?';

'4v4, big regular, captains mode';

'>>1259316
kino';

'Lost 700k in Danish kroner, so tonight it is haxball and drinkgen.';

'I didn't want to play today anyway';

'PLAY';

'with who';

'>>1259463
cytube mafia';

'>>1259442
How';

'https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY

pass: shaw

4 spots left';

'>>1259522
,';

'>>1259522
2 spots left now';

'1 space left and no krubb';

'>>1259572';