import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

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public void menu();

public void board();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Hunt: Showdown(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Hunt: Showdown';
int postNumber = 1202092;
String image = '1709940975727073.png';
String date = '03/08/24(Fri)18:36:15';
String comment = '/vm/ plays Hunt: Showdown NEW EVENT EDITION

New weapons new changes all for the better? Post lfg's, discuss new changes, ask for help, and shit on others by posting your superior loadouts.

Mosin schizo, stam shizo, dragonbreath schizo, gay admin schizo need not apply'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1202259 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)22:18:23'  && image=='file.png') {

'>>1202092
>gay admin schizo
come on, post feet'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1202493 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)07:15:11'  && image=='file.png') {

'in case you missed it, you can buy the redneck girl on discount on the black market. Same for waldmann, hawkshaw jack, drowned rat, drowned kid and wormbite';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1202549 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)09:42:43') {

'>>1202092
Does huntlab have autism? He’s like an incompetent version of Cornf.

The community never calls him out either. It’s kinda cute how supportive everyone is of his needlessly long videos.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1202584 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)10:42:11') {

'>>1202092
I missed these threads.

Bomb lance is fun.
I wish it had a sticky bomb ammo that let me see the bolt with blade seer. Would be funny'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1202725 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)13:45:32') {

'took a month long break from the game, come back to play at 6* and i see those fucking YS, scumge, and BB apes are still allowed to play the game. surprising that they STILL haven't been addressed by crytek yet despite at LEAST half of them being blatant hackers
fucking hell zoomers on the internet that are either black or think being called black is a compliment need to be purged for the good of the world.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203029 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)18:43:29') {

'>>1202549
huntlabs the ultimate 3 star who is too disabled to realise how wrong he is about everything, I tell anyone new I play with to avoid huntlab and instead watch either cornf or 4fsgaming (rip)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203056 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)19:16:18') {

'>>1203029
clonkf has only made like 3 vids in the past year
should rec psychoghoast but ignore his balding pompadour'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203150 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)21:09:09') {

'>>1203056
I hate Ghost's schnitzel-eating jackboot accent, it's grating to me. The only euros I can stand are Rachtaz and his gay femboy boyfriend, Hornet'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203164 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)21:28:14') {

'>>1202549
> Never heard of Huntlab before
> Realize that he's a new Hunt Youtuber
> Open up his most recent video that's in praise of the Vetterli
> Throughout the video I notice him continually aiming down-the-sights at or near floor-height
> Close video
He's a shitter, isn't he?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203197 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)22:33:38') {

'1203183
> Random racism/off-topic bullshit that has nothing to do with video games at all whatsoever
???'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203235 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)00:06:09') {

'>>1203197
>has nothing to do with video games at all whatsoever
ok
>directly has to do with coments by poster
thumbs up'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203300 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)04:00:24') {

'Flechette for the C&K was a fucking mistake, seriously the last few events have had so many bad custom ammo additions it’s crazy. Wtf is their balance team doing';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203307 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)04:14:17') {

'>>1203300
how are flechettes any worse than slugs which have the longest ohk distance for shotguns in the game on the ck + have penetration?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203411 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)08:51:30') {

'>bosses the shittiest they've ever been
>even more awful powercreep
>dolch showdown
Think this is the first time since I started years ago that I'm just not going to play.
>>1203307
Slugs they either kill you or don't, flechette applies pressure even if the player is shit.
I don't understand why they released it myself.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203559 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)13:15:54') {

'>>1203411
I mean i agree with you, custom ammo is not content and these fucking idiots don't seem to understand that custom ammo has intent behind it, i wish i could be locked in a room with dennis for four hours so i could beat the shit out of him until he understands it.
Great point being the fact that they gave the dolch custom ammo at all, or the fact that they gave the centennial HV and bleed rounds, both of which are absolutely fucking busted. god i despise these german fucks'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203564 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)13:22:24') {

'>>1203411
>I'm just not going to play.
dropped the game a few months ago and just check in to see if they've made any good changes

solo revive was pretty much what made me lose interest in the game, shows the devs don't know what the fuck they're doing and every update it seems that problem becomes worse

wish i could revert the game to where it was when i first bought it around 2021, the only major improvement in that time that comes to mind was the rubberbanding shit got fixed'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203646 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)15:11:16') {

'>>1203564
I do like solo revive but it really should be a once thing. Maybe even have a hard time you can wait before you cant revive anymore.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203660 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)15:30:06') {

'>>1203646
they should have kept the solo queue and enabled solo revive only in there.
wanna play duos/trios, play with duos/trios rules.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203744 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)16:35:44') {

'>>1203307
> How are Flechettes, an ammo type that can inflict immediate bleeding damage upon shooting an enemy Hunter in the arm worse than slugs, an ammo type that cannot kill with arm shots
Stay in 3 star, you absolute moron.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203843 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)18:13:05'  && image=='dickmeasuringforskillessretards.png') {

'>>1203411
Thanks i hadn't really considered the pressure from bleed because i'm still thinking about viable engagement range of shotguns and how easy it is to kill with CK slugs anyways, how far out is this effective?

>>1203744
>planning for arm shots when shooting someone in the chest is easy and either ammo type is a two shot kill to an arm anyways from 17 meters out (the distance a slug will one hit kill an enemy to the chest with crown and king)

you quite literally reveal your own skill level as being a shitter, insult others for asking an honest question about the viability of flechettes, and prove you're likely too much of an insufferable cunt to actually find people to play with all in one fell swoop. I'd say see you in the bayou faggot but it's clear we're never going to run into each other'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203859 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)18:33:43') {

'>CROWN FLECHETTE IS OP!!!!!
Prior to this update:
Terminus flechette: rarely seen
Rival flechette usage: rarely seen
What am I missing? Both of these would do the same thing that the crown flechette does.

I already know the answer, and it's that you're a noob and flechette is trash above 4 star'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203865 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)18:53:44') {

'>>1203859
I've seen people talking about 40m two taps with it because spread is very tight. I've not used it myself and know the streamers that run nothing but mosin spitzer & dolch P are saying it's mid.
>>1203843
Rival gets 2 shots before reload instead of 5. Terminus requires levering, bullet grubber, and is a short barreled shotgun vs the C&K's long barrel; even if you're hitting shots at range it does effectively nothing.
This is also under the impression different shotguns don't get different spreads for even the same ammo types.

I can't say for certain how OP it is, I just don't think the game needs more high RoF buffs and we need significantly less hold F meta.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203866 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)18:59:59') {

'>>1203859
Crown and King has the tightest spread of all the shotguns with flechette and the best two tap range, up to 40 metres'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203868 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)19:03:31'  && image=='F users.gif') {

'>>1203865
>>1203866
Incorrect! You're pulling numbers out of your ass. The difference between a long barrel flechette (specter) and medium barrel flechette (terminus) is marginal at best!
The only other argument you have then is the 4 point trait requirement on the terminus which is negated by trait re-speccing. If the crown and king flechette was strong, then we would've seen the terminus see some use in the meta prior to this update. As it stands flechette is still a meme'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203873 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)19:07:58') {

'>>1203843
> Buzzword insults that don't negate my point about flechettes
My point was, that if someone hits you with flechettes, it doesn't matter WHERE they shoot you, you will get hit with bleed- which is ridiculous. I don't know how you have such low reading comprehension that you couldn't figure that out, but again:

Stay in 3 stars.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203875 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)19:10:10') {

'>>1203868
>incorrect it's marginal at best
You literally do not know how the current C&K performs and just assume because 2 other guns differences are "marginal at best" this means that the current can't be different. Like how the drilling pennyshot wasn't significantly better than its buckshot for 4 months.

I'm applauding your creation of that gif, though, it really adds to the fagtor.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203879 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)19:12:08') {

'>>1203873
post a photo of both your hand and your stats, i have a feeling about what both are going to be'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203882 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)19:15:31') {

'>>1203879
>> Buzzword insults that still don't negate my point about flechettes
Okay, great talk. Your concession has been accepted. :)'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203894 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)19:29:08') {

'>>1203882
I see you still won't post your stats, pretty crazy how you're out here with "opinions" but are too afraid to post your stats, I am asking you to verify that you are actually capable of having the knowledge and capability of making a claim on whether or not something is overpowered and your response is to refuse to post evidence while acting condescending. Post your stats, prove your claims are verified by actual skill.
"it doesn't matter where someone hits you, you still get hit with bleed!" please elaborate how losing penetration capability is valued over "lmao bleed!" as if other guns don't also two tap at that distance. Is the cyclone overpowered? it two shots at far more superior range, fires at the same speed, plus it has penetration! The Krag can do the same thing plus pen, is the centennial with bleed bullets also overpowered because it adds bleed?
You talk and act like an 18 year old child that just took his first debate course and thus thinks he's the arbitrator of everything correct and is inherently intellectually superior to everyone he speaks to because he thinks he can call fallacies and insult his opponents at his whim when in reality he's decided that he's winning an argument no matter what anyone says because he's incapable of honest thought.
Post your stats, until you do, you prove your point that you don't know what you're talking about.
Stay in 3 stars :^)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203898 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)19:34:11') {

'>>1203894
this dude is seething to high hell'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203901 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)19:35:51'  && image=='1694122786022566.jpg') {

'>>1203894
Skimmed your post, many word to out yourself as a retard and wasn't going to reply, but then I saw
>is the centennial with bleed bullets also overpowered because it adds bleed?
I'm not certain if you're baiting here. It genuinely is. You shoot someone and they die because they get the choice between hold an angle for another second hoping to trade before bleed out or hit F immediately and get wallbanged, grenaded, or pushed.

The drilling was already a mistake with bleed ammo but it at least had a low velocity. Then they added in the significantly cheaper and faster bullet version of it, you don't need to hit someone in the head to completely fuck them.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1203908 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)19:42:33') {

'>>1203894
> Your entire counter-argument essentially boils down to "post stats"
My K/D is around 1.60. If I post it, you'll still manage to talk your convoluted, nonsensical bullshit where you're dancing around C&K flechettes totally not being powerful free pressure because <Insert weapon here that doesn't have flechettes> IS ALSO GOOD TOO, BRO! While knowing full-well that I'm not talking about any other weapon.

Stop moving the goalposts. And again, I accept your concession. :)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204069 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)00:00:49'  && image=='1689557003046246.jpg') {

'>>1202092
the new guns are pretty fun'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204074 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)00:18:32') {

'>>1203875
>you literally do not know how the C&K compares
you're right, but neither do you. Thankfully I can rub two braincells together (and I also play this game unlike most people here) so before I loaded into a match tonight I went and compared the rival/term flechettes to the crown flechettes. Guess what? The rival & term both outperformed the crown!

So once again I ask the people in this thread saying that the crown is strong with bleed:
>If crown and king flechettes is strong, why were the other fast firing flechette shotguns never used?

I'm already seeing paypigs play with the mako and marathon a good amount, and yet just like flechettes on any other shotgun, I have yet to see anyone running the new ammo type on the crown.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204083 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)00:38:15') {

'>>1204074
I refer to >>1203898
Multiple Anons have chimed in to call you an idiot and you can't comprehend their already explained viewpoints on it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204085 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)00:39:08') {

'>>1204083
I'm NTA, anon. I'm making a completely different point, thanks for still not refuting my point tho!'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204113 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)02:00:26'  && image=='obligatorycockwaveasifmmrmatters.png') {

'>>1204085
Okay, lets assume you aren't that coping retard and are a completely different anon with your own brain tumor preventing you from comprehending why being able to throw out medium bleeds and 2 shot from 40meters away by shooting in the general direction of someone might be a bit strong when tied to a 5 round semi auto over a double barrel that has 50% more spread.
Additionally, people DID use flechette. People used it plenty with the terminus last patch because every other hunter had levering, if you somehow forgot that schedule an MRI now.

You made me load into the test range to try it out and...surprise! it's significantly better than the other 2 flechette shotguns listed by a large margin with a significantly tighter cone, you lying faggot. Is it as good as a spitzer mosin at range or slugs in cqc if your aim is perfect? No. But it doesn't need to be.

Really though I know you're full of shit because every other match has at least one person with it since it's battlepass level 4 and they will, at minimum, try it out.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204122 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)02:41:17') {

'>>1204069
Haven't tried the mako yet since im not a paypig, but the marathon just feels kinda off. It seems to have that slide action reload bug the specter had for ages and maybe it's me but I can't seem to aim with it as well as I can with the winny c. Needs that bug fixed and HV added before I'd consider using it more regularly

the hipfire is p tight though, with a high RoF to boot.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204165 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)05:50:17') {

'>>1204122
RachtaZ spoke pretty highly of the Marathon swift, he's claimed it'll be the new best rifle for beginners. It seems pretty solid all things considered despite the bizarre reload bug. It's probably going to the best new rifle Hunt has offered in a while, considering how the Mako hardly stands out from all the other long ammo rifles'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204183 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)06:56:21') {

'>>1202092
how would you feel if the Bomb lance became a 2slot melee? Should Katana return to 2slot as well?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204251 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)10:07:09') {

'>>1204183
That would be fun like for an April fools event
Katana feels pretty good where it is since you have to invest points into the strong melee attk'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204328 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)12:42:01') {

'>>1204113
Why are you lying? I couldn’t get a double tap past 30 meters with the crown fléchette, and was doing around 80 damage with the rival/term fléchette at 30m.

What compels you to blatantly lie to prove that your shitty ammo type is strong? I won’t even address the other points you made because you’re just making up shit now'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204524 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)17:50:17') {

'>>1204328
That round is for penetration realistically speaking'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204569 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)18:44:51') {

'>>1204328
Wow, must have completely different balancing between 5 hours because I know you're fucking retarded and full of shit.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204843 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)04:09:59') {

'>>1202092
> Think all of this talk about Dum-dum/Flechettes being great and overabundant is nonsense
> Like clockwork, I start getting tagged in Hunt by Dum-dum and Flechettes seemingly more often
> I regularly fall from High 4 star to 3 star, and even down in 3 star I keep getting tagged by Dum-dum and Flechettes
Yeah, ok. I get it now. Fuck this noise, I'm bringing Bloodless from now on.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204937 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)10:02:52'  && image=='1710189447806580.png') {

'Man this game is tough.
Aiming wise i think i'm better than the average from my experience in other shooters but god damn i just can't pop heads here, something about the pressure, the atmosphere of this game, makes me hesitant when i try to take a shot, how one bullet can make the difference, the stakes are just so high.
How did you guys get rid of this..anxiety?
I don't have this issue in games like csgo, cod, bf, squad etc'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1204981 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)11:42:09') {

'>>1204937
Lower your sensitivity, use loadouts you don’t care about losing, be more aggressive, and stay calm during fights.

You’ve got the tendency to be a pussy so you gotta practice not being a pussy. Then you’ll be able to balance between being a pussy and a hard throbbing cock.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1205140 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)15:14:05') {

'>>1204937
Stop caring about the bounty and play for kills. You can get the bounty in peace after you wipe the lobby.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1205152 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)15:31:17') {

'>>1204937
Run ultra cheap loadouts.
By that i mean the shit free hunter gives, and at most $50
Play solo
There, a single clue or two will get you money back. There is now no cost to losing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1205158 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)15:35:41') {

'>>1205140
Don't do this. Playing for the objective will make you good at the game.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1205165 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)15:41:12'  && image=='will-keath-swinging-katana-large.jpg') {

'>why yes I do run my katana with martialist and berserk how could u tell';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1205220 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)16:31:51') {

'>>1203908
post stats also means post your rank retard nobody cares if you have a 1.6 kd at 4*'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1205231 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)16:42:25') {

'so i've been playing since the event has come out
you know what i've seen maybe 3 times total at 6*? C&K with flechettes
You know what i've seen a gorillion times at 6*? Spizter ammo and dolches with fmj. Huh, meta slaves at 6* must not have gotten the memo yet that crown with flechettes is overpowered'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1205275 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)17:27:07') {

'>>1204937
Namely, until you get over your fear of fighting, load up the shooting range and practice in it for a good few minutes. Then once you're all warmed up, focus on winning your 1v1 duels. You can go for the bounty if you like, but focus mostly on how you're gonna act in confrontations. Have a minor plan in your head, and work off of muscle memory.

Keep doing this until you no longer feel like you have to go to the shooting range to iron out your fear, and boom- you're one of the big boys in the bayou!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1205283 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)17:32:35') {

'>>1205275
Oh, and one thing I forgot to add: LEARN WHEN TO ENGAGE AND NOT TO ENGAGE. Don't be one of those clowns who decide to take a 1v3 when your random teammates are dead, because 8/10 times you're going to die and wind up frustrated with how unfair Hunt starts to feel.

See to it that you can engage with the enemy on YOUR terms when possible. If you don't have any intel on where your enemies are (Like for example, you're getting shot at by someone with a silencer who you can't see and you don't know if he's in a trio or not), you're better off retreating or repositioning until you can gather intel.

Playing Hunt with zero intel = K/D go down
Playing Hunt with intel = K/D go up'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1205510 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)21:01:26') {

'>>1205152
this works until you keep running into situations where lack of utility becomes your downfall. remember to always have access to low stamina cost blunt damage (knuckle dusters, knuckleknife or brawler pistol), choke clouds (hand crossbow, choke beetle or chokebombs) and a source of fire for burns (flaregun, fusees or firebomb.)

ive lost count of the amount of times i have watched teammates lose a winnable situation due to poor prep and planning. bringing a loadout that covers at least two of the three ranges (shotguns/semiauto pistols for close range, rifles/single action pistols for mid range and magnified rifles for long range) so that you have a higher chance of not getting caught in a disadvantageous fight, a sparks sniper and officer is a cost effective loadout that will cover you at all ranges'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1205512 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)21:03:12') {

'>>1205510
forgot to add throwing axes as a means of dealing with barbed wire too, they double up as a means of dealing with 99% of ai too'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1207020 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)12:48:20'  && image=='Screenshot_20240314-094321~2.png') {

'>for the crime of linking a homereel goytube video i sentence you to burn at the stake';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1207645 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)00:00:26') {

'>>1202092
> Be me
> A couple of nights ago at 4 AM EST I decided to play Hunt
> I end up getting killed by a motherfucker who's name is all in Russian characters
> Mysteriously, today I was notified by Steam that someone from the Russian federation tried to hack into my Steam account
You cannot be fucking serious. It's funny, I always thought the idea of an online game being region-locked was too harsh...but now? It all makes sense. I cannot believe some alcoholic Russian cocksuckers most likely noticed my english username and singled me out (And possibly countless other english usernames during that match) as a good candidate for hacking.

Fuck you, Ivan.

And fuck you Crytek, for not region-locking.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1207920 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)10:43:10'  && image=='1710488609789188.png') {

'>>1204981
i disabled mouse acceleration and started to aim better now
>>1205152
yeah i've been doing that since yesterday...playing with free hunters and piling up gear
i'm gonna start playing solo now, noticed that most randoms don't know when to engage and/or fall back
>>1205275
while i still have that anxiety i was actually missing some shots because bullet velocity and distance actually matter in this game...and each gun is different..that's pretty cool
i've been rocking springfield krag and a romero hatchet as secondary.
Now my issue is my reaction time since i'm trading most of the time'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1209214 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)16:10:26') {

'>>1207645
Region locking out china and russia would instantly solve yhe entite hacking problem.
Poos are alright with that, surprisingly.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1209367 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)19:17:35') {

'I'm gonna be completely honest i am so sick of this spammy faggot shit in this game
These shitters at crytek are making it so that nothing fucking matters in this game except fire rate and hitscan weapons i swear to fucking god it's like the balance team is so dedicated to choking on dick in berlin that they forget that they're supposed to be balancing a video game'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1209381 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)19:40:52') {

'>>1202259
im not posting my feet you faggot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1209599 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)00:04:53') {

'>>1209367
dualies should be made 3 slot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1209690 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)01:59:03') {

'>>1209367
> You WILL get used to semiautomatic and automatic weapons being in a Cowboy game
> The solo WILL revive himself up 5 times in a row and eventually kill you
> Bleed ammo WILL be added to every gun in the game
> Necromancer WILL continue to have zero sound clues when it's being used on someone you thought you killed
...And you WILL like it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1210522 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)14:32:39') {

'>>1204937
Play with friends or with randoms. Having someone to cover your back, soak up bullets and pick you back up really reduces the pressure. Practice headshotting zombies if you don't have to worry about noise. And bring cheap loadouts as others have said( don't skimp on Tools and consumables though).
Winne aperture with fmj and caldwell revolver with dumdum did it for me when i was more of a shitter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1210793 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)16:15:05'  && image=='Hunt Showdown_replay_2024.03.16-22.40.webm') {

'>>1204937
ok this is EPIC i can pop heads now
>>1210522
i have friends to play with but we dont play in the same server, we have like 150 ping and it sucks and yeah i'm playing with randoms
tried solo today and its boring imo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1210840 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)16:33:33') {

'>>1210522
> Winne aperture with fmj and caldwell revolver with dumdum did it for me when i was more of a shitter
> when i was more of a shitter
Really now? And when was that, a few days ago? Hehheh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1210909 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)16:55:28'  && image=='Hunt Showdown_replay_2024.03.17-16.46-2.webm') {

'now i know that the knife doesn't instakill';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1211035 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)17:28:30') {

'>>1210522
>winfield fmj
>caldwell dum dum
surely youre jokingly suggesting this, no ones stupid enough to think this is a good idea'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1211331 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)18:45:00') {

'>>1210909
> Staying ADS'd when the enemy is on top of you
Stop fucking doing that, that's a terrible habit that will make you lose many duels.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1211412 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)19:37:09') {

'>>1210909
lol mmr? 3 star (console 5 star)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1211425 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)19:52:22') {

'>>1211412
>lol mmr
4 star, i'm new though
what's wrong here so i can improve?
>>1211331
i only did it because i was using dual revolvers.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1211486 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)21:12:37') {

'>>1211425
drop the dualies for starters, just run an officer and your rifle of choice, regular winfield would be my recommendation, either change the knife to a knuckleknife or bring the officer brawler

bring chokebombs even if solo, and if you bring an officer brawler then drop the knife altogether and take fusees too. what region you play on?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1212882 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)16:08:24') {

'Has Hunt been affected by the recent EAC REC exploits?
So far i've heard only of Apex but the EAC has been implied as the culprit which allowed for remote access bullshittery.
Don't want my shit hacked so i'm just asking if anyone has any info on that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1212927 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)16:50:40'  && image=='Hunt.jpg') {

'Why even bother starting the fucking match? What a joke';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1213002 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)18:31:29') {

'>>1211425
hipfire is increadibly good in this game, especially with rifles
you can accurately hipfire rifles to 30m if you croch and 20m without crouch
pistols much less so but when you're that close it's just better for you than adsing
if you had swung at them with your throwing axe they probably woulda died, it does more damage and causes heavy bleeding
i personally just bring a throwing axe for melee usually'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1214955 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)00:26:42') {

'People always coming to fights they aren't a part of like flies on shit';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1215014 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)01:44:55') {

'>>1214955
>NOOOO LET US FIGHT IN PRIVATE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
faggot when I hear gunshots I’m making my way there'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1215048 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)02:55:03') {

'this game has way too many aimbots in it lately and it's always a private profile with bans on record';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1217048 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)10:58:29') {

'>>1215048
Nothing new really. This happens every time a new event drops. I decided to stop playing at the start of events completely to avoid these faggots.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1217064 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:12:30') {

'>>1215048
>>1217048
even worse now actually because the in game report feature is actually worthless now because they claim people were abusing it too much so the only way to report people and have them banned is to go through this ridiculously convoluted process to report people on their website and add video evidence, which of course, is fucking IMPOSSIBLE in this game due to bugged spectator cams, no killcams and 9 times out of 10 you're the last fucking team killed on the map. These germannic niggers seriously expect you to kill yourself at the beginning of a match to potentially find people hacking in your match and spectate them all game long.
what gets even funnier is you'll actually find clips uploaded to the hunt subreddit of some of the usual suspects (BB, YS, and Scumge) BLATANTLY hacking and they're still allowed to be a rampant plague upon the game.'
;

}

if(Anonymonsters && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1217087 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:30:33') {

'Dauntless is my favorite gun. What's yours?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1218226 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)20:46:51') {

'>>1217550
These German scammers really only care about selling as many skins that cause FPS drops the moment you equip them as they can, huh?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1221644 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)17:41:47') {

'>>1218226
they'll probably ban you for using hudsight or crosshair though because crytek logic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1222535 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)10:57:57') {

'>>1217087
calvary sword'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1222948 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)13:31:59') {

'necromancy makes this game unplayable
you shot me in the head with a nitro round? durr im gonna stand up'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223728 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)19:12:25') {

'>>1222948
In my day,you couldnt even pick up guns and the nitro didnt even exist and you had to navigate by the stars being blacked out by trees to know where you were at night'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223804 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)20:23:05') {

'Anyone who leaves a match within 2 mins of being downed should get a 15min penalty timer from matching up again and lose 1 star to their rank if both of his teammates are still alive.

Im tired of every single match my teammates immediately ragequitting the moment they fucking die while I clutch 6 fucking people to die to trade with a 3 star with a slug shotgun because im literally out of fucking ammo from spinning in circles shooting everyone and we couldve won if my teammates were just still in the fucking game after I cleared out the general vicinity, so I can pick them the fuck up with the 1.5s revive timer if they would just fucking stay.

EVERY
SINGLE
MOTHER
FUCKING
GAME'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223810 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)20:34:22') {

'>>1223804
>randoms'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223817 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)20:44:34') {

'>>1223810
All my old friends either killed themselves, gave up on society and moved to live in the mountains in a shed, disappeared, died of covid, knocked up some trailer trash and ruined their lives and now work 14 hour days, or sold themselves into sex slavery.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223832 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)20:58:01') {

'>>1223817
make new friends
also
>common denominator'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223838 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)21:06:18') {

'>>1223832
yeah the common denominator in games is that everyone is dog shit.

You cant make new friends now.
Everyone is an autistic asperger faggot that wont talk in game or add you even if you hard carry them or say nice things to them.
Everyone is anti-social and socially retarded on top of it.

If someone does add you, all they do is scream NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER over and over every match.
Its so fucking obnoxious and unfunny and ruins the vibe.
Its like everyone is trying to copy the /gif/ fuck streamer threads.
If I send a picture to someone they screech at me STOP SENDING ME VIRUS LINKS when its literally a link to a .jpg.

Gaming is fucking dead.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223857 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)21:42:43') {

'>>1223838
works on my machine :^) what server you play on'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223862 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)21:50:25') {

'>>1223838
>have nice match with nice teammates
>add each other
>never talk again
i think we're all just a little autistic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223865 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)21:55:19') {

'>>1223857
Australia'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223869 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)22:02:31') {

'>>1223862
have like 2300 people on my combined friends list s that do this autistic shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223881 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)22:16:58') {

'>>1223865
fuck off'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223914 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)22:54:17'  && image=='GFDaVHZXAAAsnZ4.png') {

'I fucking suck at this game lads
>140 hours of play time
>4 star mmr
>1.35 kda
>Played 10 games today and only got 3 kills in total
My aim fucking sucks bros
Give it to me straight before i fucking kill myself, can someone improve their aim to an above average level or is it genuinely over?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223918 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)22:59:42') {

'>>1223914
aim is like 40% of your kills, rest is made up with positioning and utility.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223922 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)23:08:14'  && image=='1711333826917119.jpg') {

'>>1223918
My movement and game sense are not bad
The issue here is my aim that sucks balls, i miss shots that i shouldn't all the time, when i miss a easy kill it makes me feel REALLY bad
Is good aim something you can acquire?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1223945 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)23:33:39') {

'>>1223922
yep but stick to one velocity range, winfield hv is good because its cheap to learn and you can swap it out for a mosin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224017 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)00:51:49') {

'Mako chads rise up!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224030 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)01:00:24') {

'>>1223865
there are chill auscunts who play hunt, maybe join the discord'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224042 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)01:12:23') {

'>>1223838
>Gaming is fucking dead.
And so is socialization in general. We got to a point in our civilization where you don't need to talk to anyone to survive. You can literally make money remotely for months without speaking to another human being face to face. Everything is online now. People don't need to go on dates to figure out if they're attracted to someone now. We have tik-tok and shit like that for it now. If 10-15 years ago a mid guy could easily anglefraud/photoshop his pics so that girls would give him at least a chance to woo them with his charisma/vibe/sense of humor, today it's basically impossible because everything is in the video format and filters for that are just not that good to trick anyone. No wonder zoomers are the loneliest generation alive. They'd rather jerk off than talk to a living human being. Simply because it's easier and stress-free.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224051 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)01:19:07') {

'>>1224021
>>1224042
nigger I aint reading all that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224076 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)01:52:28'  && image=='Meatball_Man.png') {

'>duo hunt
>partner doesnt say anything other than obnoxious mumbling and stuttering
>sounds like jimmy from south park
>ignore it and admire the centipede's marathon and hand crossbow
>very loudly collect first clue
>partner almost gets merced by a concertina armored
>get the drop on a winny whiteshirt and bomblance reptillian
>partner gets steel balled while im dancing with the whiteshirt
>knife the reptillian that presumed I would panic shoot
>hipfire the whiteshirt for the wipe
>rush to partner just to realize they DCd
>collect last two clues and stumble upon, kill, banish, and extract with rotjaw bounty.
>partner's steam set to private
I dont know why I dont just play solo at this point when 9 times outta 10 I have to babysit a toddler in duos anyways.
What am I scared of?
Dying and having to wait 7 seconds to self rez?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224226 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)08:41:20') {

'Man cheating is so fucking bad now.
1 in 3 games people are just firing randomly into 2-3 walls at me and im running around in circles to not stand still and theyre like fucking 70m away. And people just headshotting through the smoke with a rifle without a scope and im using a scope and I cant even fucking see them but the muzzle flash as they head shot my teammates perfectly 4 times in a row.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224231 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)08:59:38') {

'>>1224226
I luckily dont come across too many.
I think in the past week I ran into one, thats said im 3-4stars.
never consistent'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224570 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)17:04:08') {

'>>1223914
>>1223922
You faggots will actually complain about having bad aim while knowing full-well there's shooting range available that you never use.

4 star is too good for you, you should be hardstuck at 3 stars until you learn to aim, shitter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224627 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)17:43:59') {

'>>1224570
nta but iirc theres no moving targets in shooting range, i dont think anyone has the issue of missing stationary targets… right?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224637 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)17:49:56'  && image=='Hunt Showdown_replay_2024.03.18-22.57.webm') {

'>>1224570
i only miss my shots when enemies move too much
shooting range is worthless without moving practice targets'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224659 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)18:05:57'  && image=='20240325180006_1.jpg') {

'>>1224637
> shooting range is worthless without moving practice targets
I highly disagree, I use the shooting range to practice flicking to heads. I think the muscle memory from that can transition into being able to lead targets decently. According to Steam I now have slightly over 300 hours in Hunt, and I regularly bounce from 3 stars to 5 stars. Here are my stats, so I think the shooting range legitimately has some merit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224681 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)18:27:15') {

'>>1224659
ok bro, ill use the shooting range more and see how it goes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224749 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)20:10:53') {

'>>1223865
okay but actually?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224858 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:01:56') {

'Did all the sweatlords/cheaters get tired of the new event yet? Wondering if it's playable again.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224884 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:18:35'  && image=='21.webm') {

'>>1224858
i played all night friday and tonight with trio 5stars and have had great games
qq'rs gonna qq'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224896 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:31:00') {

'>>1224858
what star are you?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224900 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:34:04') {

'>>1224896
5, but I try and derank to 3-4 stars whenever I can.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224910 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:51:25') {

'>>1224900
I dont know if I should pity you for dealing with cheaters or loathe you for smurfing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224913 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:52:38') {

'>>1224910
If there were no cheaters at higher ranks I'd have no reason to derank. Smurfing in Hunt is a symptom of cheating.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224916 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)22:54:54') {

'>>1224910
And to be fair I try to play 1v3 when I derank. At least that way it puts me against teams of two 3 stars and one 4 star, and it feels more or less balanced and fair. Sometimes three 3 stars. If I play trios as a 5 star the game will just match me with teams of 4 and 5 stars, and sometimes even 6 stars. The matchmaking in this game is retarded.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224923 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)23:09:32') {

'RESET MY CHALLENGES ALREADY FUUUUU';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1224957 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)23:54:23') {

'Im a 4 star but I carried my 5 star partner...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1225063 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)03:37:40') {

'stop dying';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1225067 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)03:51:56') {

'>>1204981
>Lower your sensitivity, use loadouts you don’t care about losing, be more aggressive, and stay calm during fights.
nta but I did everything above bar staying calm and lowering sensitivity.
I turned off acceleration and during fights i'll flinch and knock my aim off just enough to miss.
I gotta slowly lower my finger lmao.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1225175 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)07:37:45') {

'Was incind mosin always meta or was it a response to necro as a mandatory solo perk?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1225205 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)08:59:36') {

'>>1225175
I literally encounter a solo once in every like 12 fucking games and they get utterly shit on every single time
shut the fuck up about solos.
most reddit concern ever.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1225436 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)15:09:54') {

'>>1225175
it wasn't and still isn't meta where the fuck are you seeing this at'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1225611 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)18:28:56'  && image=='1711402394684103.jpg') {

'>>1224570
THE BAD STREAK CONTINUES WHAT THE FUCK BROS I CANNOT LAND MY SHOTS I WASNT THIS BAD PRIOR TO THAT POST DID I JUST BECOME A SHITTER OVERNIGHT'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1225680 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)19:43:02') {

'>>1225611
It's fucking over. The only thing you can do now is play some shitter multiplayer game that features a long time to kill (Like say, Overwatch 2), hone your skills at that particular game, and then come back to Hunt at some point hoping your skills from that game have transfered to Hunt.

You're FUCKED.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1225890 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)23:40:33') {

'>>1225436
>get headshot by long incind ammo
>2 bars insta burnt off
yea its meta'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1225893 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)23:43:54') {

'>>1225611
Have you considered that you're just a bad player?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1226007 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)02:52:28') {

'>>1225890
>no penetration
ngmi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1226055 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)05:03:31') {

'>>1226007
You dont carry a secondary with fmj?
yikes dood, I bet you dont even pack an ammo box'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1226073 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)05:57:39') {

'>>1226055
>deflection away from justifying his retard choices
fucking nigger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1226160 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)09:19:22') {

'>>1225893
i wasn't this bad'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1226896 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)21:29:55') {

'Man playing with people in this game makes it so unfun.
My teammate goes down.
I smoke 2 exits to a building.
Molotov the other.
Place a trap on another and active the barbed wire.
My other teammate doesnt watch the only possible place for them to come out of which is the molly window.
He doesnt even look down the hallway.
he allows the enemy with the crown and king to jump out the window and walk up and shotgun us while I pick up our teammate.

i fucking hate you people
I cant fucking stop goddamn 9 possiblities every fucking interaction.
I need you mother fuckers to do 1 single goddamn thing.
and thats asking too fucking much of you.
fuck i hate you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1226936 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)22:07:00') {

'>>1226896
why are you treating randos like friends you care about and need to rez
they're bullet sponges or distractions that might rez you if you fuck up
if they go down treat the game like you're alone, if they stay in the game and you win or get a ez chance they get a rez'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1226941 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)22:09:49') {

'>>1226936
It is an easy chance to rez. It just requires you to fucking look at the window. Whats he going to do vault out the window as you fucking shoot him and hes on fire?
fucking hell.
i mean being lit on fire should be aa fucking indicator that oh she that moving beacon of light is moving towards us hes on fire hes lost a bar of health at least now just shoot him and we win. NOPE

I THINK IM GOING TO STARE AT YOU WHILE YOU REVIVE

my teammate died in the next game killing himself with a barrel that he shot and walked back over too BECAUSE HES FUCKING SUICIDALLY RETARDED and I refused to pick him up and just stood next to him ringing the bell over and over'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1227075 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)00:04:28'  && image=='20240327_222108.png') {

'GOOD GAMU';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1229539 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)21:45:18') {

'>>1227075
congrats you killed 8 4* players man you really did it!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1229638 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)23:33:20') {

'I finished my arsenal book and uninstalled.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1229702 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)00:46:09') {

'>>1229539
Or he could have killed 2 retarded solos with necro 4 times. It's happened to me a few times. And once I specated a guy who killed me die to my traps 4 times on purpose. Faggot was shamelessly deranking right before my eyes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1229748 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)01:40:18') {

'>>1229638
Good on ya. I love Hunt sometimes as much as the next guy, but uninstalling it will always be the right choice. Why? Because Hunt can be really fucking boring and you'll have a string of matches all night that are 100% Hunt (Searching for bounties, enemies, compounds), and 0% showdown. (No PVP combat at all).

Hunt at it's lowest bores me to actual tears.

> t. Ex 5-star player that's uninstalled and reinstalled Hunt like 5 times by now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1229833 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)04:14:08') {

'>>1229748
hlo armokoru :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1229946 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)07:43:36') {

'>>1229539
Why are you mad?
it was still a good game for me dick.
>>1229702
It was a server wipe with only 1 solo and he didnt have necro...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1229950 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)07:48:00') {

'>>1229748
I disagree.
The hunt is picking up on a player's tracks even if they arn't hitting any sound traps at all and catching up to them and dropping them before they know you're on their tail.
OR knowing you're being tailed and springing an ambush.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1229990 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)09:05:13') {

'>>1202259
Average d!scord tranny'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1230017 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)09:27:46') {

'>>1229638
…but what about the entries they’re adding once the event is over for the new weapons'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1230026 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)09:34:11') {

'>>1225205
was soloing in a duo game and the last person after the shitstorm was another solo that just peaked my shotgun nest for no reason and got murked'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1230118 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)10:42:26'  && image=='Hunt Showdown_replay_2024.03.29-10.14.webm') {

'we are so back';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1231678 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)17:50:01') {

'>>1229946
i'm mad because i WISH i could deal with 4* advanced training dummies like you are. at 6* everything is either chinese on the west coast or scumge/bb/ys/hate/whatever faggot clan they decide to call themselves that day using every single hack/exploit they can find including derendering while vehemently screeching into the microphones to deafen you and going on the different social media accounts trying to defend themselves acting like they're innocent and TOTALLY aren't cheating despite having encyclopedic knowledge of every single hack that EAC will detect and 16 different "smurf" accounts.

the moment you get good at this game it stops being fun and there's nothing you can do to escape the high skill brackets because there's only two brackets in the game, retards and cheater queue (this is actually a true statement by the way, look it up, each region has two pools it pulls from to make games, one is above 5.25ish stars and the other is beneath that)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1231909 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)19:33:40') {

'Do you guys even like this game';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1231941 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)20:07:21') {

'>>1231909
yes but hunt at its highest doesn’t justify hunt at its lowest'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1232177 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)01:18:20') {

'>two chinese aimbotters with bans on profile etc
>check their kds
1.3 and 1.2
EVEN with aimbots the Chinese suck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1232203 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)02:08:35') {

'>>1232177
reminder that those are healthy kds for normal players, hilariously hackers usually have no knowledge of the game and die to ai and the like'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1232240 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)03:10:00') {

'>>1232177
>>1232203
they probably are dying on purpose to get to lower mmrs guys or they bought the hacks recently or bought the account'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1233801 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)17:01:08') {

'>>1229748
would be cool if there were harder and more in depth pve, but then doing it when players are there makes it very hard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1235060 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)21:39:06') {

'slug ammo never works for me for whatever reason while i get instantly by whoever uses it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1235078 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)21:47:42') {

'>>1235060
did you try adsing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1235245 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)23:39:27'  && image=='1605953545137929757.png') {

'>>1235060
>slug ammo never works for me
Works on my machine. https://streamable.com/vqkcwc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1235263 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)23:54:44'  && image=='1595524468265.gif') {

'Can't wait for all the cheaters and battlepass sweatlords to fuck off already, so I can have chill games again. https://streamable.com/b8g4sk';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1236137 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)14:51:46') {

'>>1235078
yes i did
>>1235245
good stuff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1237668 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)21:54:24') {

'bros what the fuck the sparks is good';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1237683 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)22:04:31') {

'>>1237668
>149 damage
>long ammo pen and dropoff
>above average muzzle velocity
>cheap
who told you it wasnt?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1237751 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)22:45:46') {

'>>1237683
>1 bullet
>get 3man rushed
>die'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1237761 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)22:51:06') {

'>>1237683
I'm new to the game, just too surprised with the results so far
>>1237751
>Pull out my lemat'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1237797 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)23:28:17'  && image=='file.png') {

'am i ever going to get a reward for my bounty wealth?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1237810 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)23:38:19') {

'>>1237751
>pulls out officer
problem?
>>1237761
its a good starter rifle, teaches you to reposition between shots and follow up with a pistol shot to finish them
>lemat
handy but a fast firing secondary really compliments a mid-long distance primary, try the officer new army or spitfire (or bornheim match with quatermaster)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1237816 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)23:42:49') {

'>>1237810
*laughs in 16 dmg to my arm*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1237850 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)00:15:53') {

'>>1237668
Oh yeah. I once 1v3'd a trio with it and kept killing the motherfuckers over and over and over with it until I literally ran out of ammo and had to melee the last guy.

Then you can also do fun shit like this with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWvF3Zk6DR8'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1238189 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)08:45:45') {

'>>1237668
love me sparks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1238717 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)18:09:25') {

''ate desale
'ate rain
'ate night
'ate ash
'ate fog

simple as'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1238787 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)19:38:31') {

'holeee shit I hate the bush wookies on that one forest map near alice farms
bunch of fuckers just hiding in the woods'
;

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1238904 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)21:41:26') {

'>just open 200 rifts in battleroyale mode when the game often ends on someone opening their first rift

OH OK'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1238986 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)23:15:32') {

'>>1238904
wut I open 3 rifts all the time'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1238987 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)23:16:34') {

'What kind of dirty motherfucker leaves their team behind? I died to fall damage with a bounty after we cleared the map and some fucker ran away rather than rez me and the Chinese dude on our team just alt f4d. The fuck.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1239114 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)03:00:00') {

'>>1238987
> Fall damage death
Only the strong survive, shitter. Your teammate with the bounty did the right thing. Your body is weak and fragile, and will not survive the bayou summers. Rest in piss'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1239521 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)12:20:43') {

'>>1238987
>no kiteskin
ngmi i'm afraid'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1239596 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)13:48:52') {

'any south american ova here?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1239832 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)17:16:13') {

'>>1203150
What about Fronkie'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1240158 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)22:54:38') {

'>>1238987
>playing 3s without friends
Found your problem'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1240264 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)02:17:48') {

'>>1225063
no
rez me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1240909 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)18:58:57') {

'>>1240158
>friends
Don't brag about such things here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1240939 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:12:31') {

'>>1240909
>discord server made up of retards from here
its on (you)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241080 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:19:41'  && image=='why.jpg') {

'now that's just rage baiting';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241082 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:21:00') {

'>>1240939
>playing with 4channers at any point in time half of which are usually heavily autistic Europeans
oof'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241164 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)22:58:06') {

'Recently been playing the "fire mage" build using two hand crossbows with dragonbolts (fireball) and an ammo box (mana potion).
cheap and fun.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241190 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)23:51:44') {

'Ive seen 3 transwomen playing hunt showdown
0.015% out of 20K.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241200 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)00:00:19') {

'The only time I check out a profile is if im reporting a teamate and its ALWAYS set to private';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241221 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)00:44:12') {

'>>1241190
I've banged more hot trans women than that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241244 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)01:17:21') {

'>>1241082
i think you mean americans but yes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241303 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)03:02:01') {

'>>1241190
I've seen exactly 0. Feels nice not to live in Trannymerica.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241327 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)03:43:56') {

'>>1202092
> The first game featuring me dying tonight was because a solo player with a shotgun that my team and I thought was part of a duo immediately revived himself while my back was turned, somehow ran up behind me PAST my teammate who was watching my back, and killed me for free
> My final game of the night featured me killing a solo that I knew was a solo, my team captures the bounty, and one of my teammates got killed by that same solo player 15 minutes later who waited for over 10 minutes to revive himself and ran across the map to meet us
...Holy fuck, man. Why play in a trio when you can get a free "AKTUALLY, I'M STILL ALIVE" button just because you're a solo player?? What the fuck was Crytek smoking with this necro change?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241329 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)03:51:05') {

'>>1241303
Thats cause they're too busy dying in the rice fields or milking oats to make bread for immigrants to have time to lose cowboy games against the chinese.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241332 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)03:53:30') {

'>>1241327
You made the mistake of assuming his gender status and because you didnt stand in a way that was defensive to that play, paid the solo toll 15s or whatever later.

Then again you didnt learn and didnt burn him out before moving on and your teammate died because of it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241337 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)04:09:36') {

'>>1241332
> We live in a Hunt world now where it's actually a good idea to keep the fucking flaregun on you at all times so you can burn random solos
It really is over, isn't it? And we're still going to have to keep dealing with this bullshit even when the engine update hits, won't we?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241339 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)04:14:47') {

'>>1241337
>not instaburning bodies
ngmi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241340 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)04:15:36') {

'>>1241337
Been using dragon breath and dragonbolt builds to counter it.
I run into an insane number of solos.
my fire mage build actually burnt out 50-75 health before downing and took no time at all the finish them off.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241351 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)05:01:24') {

'>>1237810
Really liking the cadwell new army for the fast cycle rate while ADS.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241409 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)06:27:05') {

'>>1241339
>>1241340
I see 1 solo in every like 4 games in usa east at 5 star'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241456 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)08:31:17') {

'How big is the anti necro faction anyway? Would crytek listen and remove the trait altogether or at least nerf it if enough people sign a petition?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241520 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)09:53:00') {

'>>1241456
its just 2 stars on reddit as far as I can tell'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241552 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)10:30:29') {

'>>1241303
>his low quality esp cant detect their bulge
https://youtu.be/wSBbgNweLPM?t=48

EVERY
FEMALE
SKIN
COWBOY
IS
A
MTF
WITH
A
FREE
MOSIN
WAITING
4
U
IN
UR
AREA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241614 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)11:59:33') {

'>join usa west server
>guys doing the boss
>keep los blocked with brick walls the entire time
>crouch walk up to the boss
>no los to me at all until these last 2 seconds
>guy just peeks the wall 50m away that I'm literally looking at and prefires me around the corner knowing exactly where I am without ever having vision on me

good job crytek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241629 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)12:11:54') {

'Lets say a 5 star player goes for a solo game, does he fight against trios consisting of 4 and 5 star players or how does this shit works exactly?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241634 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)12:23:12') {

'>>1241629
solo lowers your overall mmr matchmaking
you can select whether you fight duos or trios and play in one of those two match pools'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241644 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)12:37:15') {

'>>1241629
assuming you don't live somewhere or play at a time where mmr barely factor, you should play against team where their average mmr is probably around 1 bracket under you.
As a 4 star, i'm always against a mix or 3 stars duos, a high 4star-low3 star dude, 4 stars solo, or even a 5 star dude and a 2 star dude.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1241940 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)18:09:03') {

'>>1241456
> How big is the anti necro faction anyway?
There was a time on the Hunt subr*ddit where if you complained about pre-upgraded Necro, you'd be downvoted into oblivion. Now, post-upgraded Necro has it's own stickied "Necro hate" thread with shitloads of complaints.

Necromancer and cheating are now regularly discussed and complained about on the Hunt subr*ddit, but I honestly don't think Crytek is ever going to do anything about either.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242218 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)22:13:43') {

'>>1241409
I dont know what actually contributes to MMR because I get kills left right and center but im still 3 start'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242257 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)23:00:47'  && image=='FoACbsPWIAEUPuN.jpg') {

'>>1223914
i think i finally found my loudout
sparks incendiary and uppermat (shotgun ammo is slug)
concertina traps to cover my back because i don't trust my teammates at all
2 dynamites, regen and stamina shots
breach compounds without relying on my teammates because they are passive shitters, use dynamite to make the shitters inside the compound move to the other side so i can enter
ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE IN MY AIM AT ALL TIMES NO HESITATION
MMR and KDA raising.....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242267 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)23:14:21') {

'>>1202092
Rangecels seethe over meleechuds'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242287 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)23:40:40') {

'>>1242257
> He's not bringing decoy fuses or hive bombs at all
Sorry chud, a good push isn't complete without those basic items. Try again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242291 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)23:50:05') {

'I cracked and bought the kamacite moon skin....
Am I a true goy now?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242292 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)23:51:34') {

'>>1242287
No space for dat.....
I wish the sparks had riposte or bayonet variant...or maybe i should use the martin riposte hmmmm'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242323 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)00:48:43'  && image=='file.png') {

'>>1242218
kill make it go up
death make it go down
assists don't count
if you trade with someone with the same mmr than you, your mmr should barely move.
if you play solo, get two kills then die to someone else, chances are that you still lose mmr due to their galaxy brain move to pit your against players with 70-150 less mmr than you, making you lose -20+ mmr per death and winning like 5-12 mmr per kill against those.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242329 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)01:04:31') {

'Tips to becoming a more successful sniper?
Scoped weapons are notoriously my weakpoint.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242368 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)02:43:21'  && image=='01.jpg') {

'>>1202092
Anyone else here ever end up playing with a Hunt Youtuber before? I just so happened to play with Cornf 10 minutes ago. I asked him when we were extracting if he was a Youtuber because I'm pretty sure I'd seen him online before, and he trolled me by replying "Nah bro, you've never seen me before" lol.

He was pretty good, first legit Hunt player I've ever met in-game with a K/D over 2 and not hacking! (RachtaZ would still walk all him, tho)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242370 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)02:44:23'  && image=='02.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242382 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)02:59:20') {

'>>1242368
>>1242370
Should have told him to hurry up with his next video'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242385 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)03:20:03') {

'>>1242370
I used to be one. Last time I encountered him, I was playing a meme double melee build and I almost killed him with my pocket pistol. I headshot his buddy and then hit him 3 times but he managed to hit me with a bow before I could reload and get the 4th one off. He wasn't cheating and actually whiffed like 3 out of the 4 times but nailed me in the head with the last one.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1242950 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)16:47:58') {

'I know the scriptures say judge not lest ye be judged, but I’m gonna say it: this CornF guy… he’s a real jerk!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1243073 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)18:42:17'  && image=='crochet cornf.png') {

'>>1242368
Hi Anon, nice to see you. I remember extracting w/ you at pearl plantation when you asked if it was me.

[SPOILER]Don't tell anyone I lurk this thread, OK? [/SPOILER]

>>1242382
SHADDAP CUNT'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1243076 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)18:43:19') {

'mfw I fuck up the spoiler tag';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1243259 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)21:42:26') {

'>>1243073
i want your swamp babies'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1243300 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)22:31:35') {

'Huntbros... we're going home
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2753270/Deadrock_Redemption/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1243385 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)00:34:00') {

'>>1243073
>shaddap cunt
wasn't me :^) but hurry up dickhead'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1243964 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)18:06:57'  && image=='1711719965897352.jpg') {

'>>1242257
i became a 5 star but my KDA isn't that high yet...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244506 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)09:02:24') {

'>>1243073
Kys, irrelevant eceleb shitter.

>>1243964
I'm a high 5-6 star with a kda of 2.5+. If you have a kda of under 2, then you don't really belong in higher ranks. Back to 3 stars with you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1244758 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)14:53:10'  && image=='1694049001157275.jpg') {

'>>1202092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MmPmekLzdk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1245094 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)20:24:03') {

'>>1244506
>if you have a kda under 2
bait or retard. 0.8-1.5 is normal depending how you play. higher than that is achievable through just farming kills just as hours can be afkd. hours and kd arent the be all end all'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1245321 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)00:56:43') {

'>>1244758
>200 kd cheaters and Crytek does nothing
lmao wtf is wrong with the world the fuck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1246077 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)09:21:35'  && image=='IMG_1034.jpg') {

'>yfw the Mountain Man is a canon faggot';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1246145 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)10:05:18') {

'>>1245321
my guess is that they won't give a fuck until the engine update.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1246599 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)17:27:28') {

'>>1246077
he said no homo so its kosher'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1246755 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)20:05:03') {

'>>1246077
At least he aint a furry not much choice for sexo up in the mountains'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1246764 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)20:11:11') {

'jesus that cadwell double tap hurts';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1246903 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)23:08:26'  && image=='d5f78193658ace587d2f8159aff7969ab038944e_00.jpg') {

'>they add a literal anthro to appease the furries
your genuine reaction to this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1246910 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)23:21:30') {

'>>1246903
i would be disgusted
but i would still play and savor shitting on them and being able to know they're immediately sensitive to anti-hom-trans trash talk which would be funny'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1246963 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)00:49:12') {

'>>1246903
>male furry
Fuck this garbage. Actually quit playing the game.
>tasteful female anthro with a cool outfit
Maybe. Maybe. Built for human hunters...???'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1246994 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)01:21:03') {

'>>1246963
>he doesnt want the qt sniffable twink furry
ngmi'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1248594 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)02:41:46') {

'Haven't played in months
Just got the Marathon, potentially new weaponfu. Feels like butter to use
>>1246764
For the record any double tap hurts'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1250028 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)23:16:38'  && image=='hoontin.jpg') {

'>>1202092
>tfw u get the bounty and find a red trait'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1250212 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)03:58:16') {

'>>1250028
this but rat cum'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1250240 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)04:48:52') {

'>>1250212
>rat cum
For me it's gator cum'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1250306 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)05:49:06') {

'>>1250240
gator cum<gay rat cum'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1250310 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)05:57:26') {

'>>1250306
You're wrong.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1250319 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)06:08:17') {

'>>1250212
>rat cum
based individual we got 'ere'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1251008 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:39:35'  && image=='9713C092-FF49-416C-9C9E-013E3824A044.jpg') {

'most activty posting is by furries
how we have fallen'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1251192 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)20:48:09') {

'>>1246994
crytek is, ironically, too gay to add something that based.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1251589 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)04:20:24') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1251918 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)09:52:22') {

'I witnessed a 1 star in the wild last night with like 35 kills and 250 something deaths. Lil bro had a .14 K/D';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1252003 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)10:58:31') {

'>>1251918
honestly i'd kill myself if that were me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1252563 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)20:32:30') {

'>>1252003
well yeah how do you think he got a .14 k/d'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1253315 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)11:42:53') {

'>>1251918
That was literally me when I first got into multiplayer games. Well, almost. My k/d in PUBG was 0.35. But I also blame all faggot cheaters in that game.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1254908 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)20:42:43') {

'>>1253315
>>1252003
>>1251918
that's my wife she doesn't player fps and gets flustered easily 0.14 kd'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1254911 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)20:43:46') {

'>>1246903
>>1246963
>>1246910
What's with hunt attracting furries? I check their steam profiles and it's 3 homosexual furries with furry avatars'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1254913 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)20:44:46') {

'>>1248594
yes but faster double taps hurt the most. A slow double tap well I don't get hit the second time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1255154 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)03:40:26') {

'>>1254908
>gets flustered easily
That's pretty cute lol.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1256056 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)03:09:57') {

'>>1254911
That's not Hunt that's just fps games these days'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1256088 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)04:48:51') {

'>want the plague doc skins
>if I buy them I cant buy the pass for the next event
I already have the OG plague doc but still'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1256156 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:06:43') {

'>>1256088
Just do what I do and wait for it to go on sale. There's also a chance you can buy it from the black market at a heavy discount at some point. Just keep checking the black market tab. Don't fomo into that 2k BB shit, the skin isn't going anywhere after the event ends.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1256172 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:34:59') {

'isn't the engine update dropping this month';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1256630 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:47:01') {

'>>1256156
there's multiple skins that don't come back after the event and when they do they come back higher price
skinflint, og plague doctor, scrapbreak skin...
>>1256172
lmao even'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1256833 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:02:58') {

'Hackers genuinely are ruining the game for me. Every night I get at least 2 games against obvious fucking hackers.

Just played against a team of triple mosin spitzer snipers who somehow knew where my entire team was 150 meters away.

I spectated them and they somehow knew where all the other teams were too. Wow isn't that crazy?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1256917 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)00:56:01') {

'>>1256833
>Every night
It's simple: don't play at night. Cheaters server hop to regions where it's night to avoid getting mass reported in their own regions. EU and RU are full of Chink and Spic/Brazilian monkey fuckery late at night/early in the morning. They also farm hunt dollars apparently, and it's way easier to do so in a half-dead lobby.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1257031 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)05:24:56') {

'>>1256630
>og plague doctor
was never available to buy after the event'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1257094 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)08:21:21') {

'>>1256917
Yeah you’re right. I get better matches Friday through Sunday in the afternoon. Weekdays are when things get freaky.

It’s just that I’m a neet and this is my favorite game.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1257111 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)09:00:51') {

'>>1257094
>Weekdays are when things get freaky.
I noticed this a while back too. Which is funny, becauseTarkov (which is similar to Hunt) has the exact opposite problem: raids in that game are absolutely infested with cheaters on the weekend.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1258896 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:35:44') {

'>>1241940
I feel like necro probably wouldn't even get as much hate if MMR was thought out better so it wasn't an easy way to derank without even trying.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1258970 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:08:10') {

'>>1258896
is necro really that bad? I only play trios but when we find a solo with necro, which is fucking rare it just devolves into fucking with the guy and getting free kills and is basically a resupply point'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1259281 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:29:35') {

'>>1258970
depends on the situation really, if you catch a solo alone then it's pretty easy to deal with em, the issue starts when you're in a gunfight with another squad and you have the dead body of a solo pestering you, you're forced to camp it while dealing with the other squad, often leaving your squad in a bad spot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1259919 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)01:11:49') {

'>>1258970
That's good for me as a solo. I want you to kill me 3-5 times so I can get lower MMR.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1262015 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:00:36') {

'>>1259919
based'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1262770 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:37:47') {

'You see solos working together? Some dude was being a menace and some china man was sniping for him, instead of taking him down off the roof. Anyone else went on the roof? They'd be shot';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1262784 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:17:28') {

'>>1262770
>solos working together
I've seen solos working together even in soul survivor. And when I checked the faggots' profiles on steam, they were buddies. Pretty sure some fags queue at the same time solo to get into the same game and then play as a team to get all the benefits of a solo like self-res and bigger serpent radius.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1262891 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)06:11:24') {

'>>1262770
The only times I experienced was when I corner a solo at the bounty and either of us get into a gentleman's agreement to split it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263023 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:10:36') {

'>>1262770
all the time'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263103 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:53:55') {

'>>1262770
Every time I've tried to cooperate with another solo I just get shot in the back, so now I don't even bother trying.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263199 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:09:45') {

'>>1262784
i've seen two dudes in soul survivor doing nothing next to each other until the timer ran out
of course they were buddies on steam.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263250 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:59:08') {

'Did they nerf hipfire on the last 3 years? I took a long break (a real long one as you can see) and nothing feels right. Hipfire, dual wield, fanning, levering, you name it. Everything feels much less accurate than it was.
I welcome the change, just want to clarify if it's me being bad or they really did change it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263251 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:01:11') {

'>>1262770
Solo necro cancer and MMR abuse is so popular I wouldn't be surprised to see duos go out their way to queue as solo hunters'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263260 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:08:00') {

'>>1244506
I used to be a high 5 star with 1.2 kda and I absolutely hated it. MMR is easy to gain but hard to lose without resorting to solo target jobbery in low MMR lobbies.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263543 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:06:13') {

'>>1262770
Why would you ask this question? For all the flaws Hunt has, I'm pretty sure 98% of all Hunt matches involve teamwork, even amongst random solo players.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1266901 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:03:41') {

'So now that EFT is dead, are we going to get more newbies and cheaters?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1267189 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:33:14') {

'>>1266901
Nah. Possibly. But they'll most likely just go to SPT. SPT blew up yesterday. And a few big streamers apparently streamed it on twitch with thousands of viewers for hours.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1267245 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:24:16') {

'>>1266901
we'll get more players for sure but probably not a huge exodus
also engine update status? it's the perfect moment for crytek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1268259 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:59:33') {

'>>1263543
Teamwork? People don't even talk to each other
Also solos teaming is cheating'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1268347 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:10:13') {

'>>1268259
teamingf through in game communicatrion is literally kosher amd nased'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1268448 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:00:59') {

'>>1258970
Like I said, I think it at least a portion of it is because the way MMR works with it lets that dude effectively start smurfing real quick through no true fault of his own. Every time he gets killed trying to necro is his MMR dropping until he fights people that can't deal with it as well and are much worse than him overall. If they just adjusted it so there was at least a grace period then I imagine some of the hate would die down even if people still ultimately thought it was annoying.'
;

}

}
}