'>SERVER STATUS SITE / LICENSES / SCOREBOARD / CYTUBE / discord circlejerk server
https://www.kartinvidya.me/

*+*BEGINNERS/NEWFAGS GIVE THIS A READ AND WATCH*+*

>/vm/ SRB2Kart protips
https://pastebin.com/YV6biqxq (embed)

>Anon's Beginner's Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q5oU5Lsy5PQHonDekMo2ThVvGgT1AkfYSFj-D1ac1iM/edit?usp=sharing (Long Version)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OkbSNPNmefnr6qcvlQSaNukEsODmcOIhIVwobp_6iBI/edit?usp=sharing (Short Version)

>DRIFTING TABLE
Time it takes to charge a drift spark for each stat, if you care about that nerd shit. May not reflect current drift spark timing in the US/EU /srb2k/ servers.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ub8HC-I-HuqpVjcj3Qcb-tyuJOssWMl8EtAGDQGQm7A/edit#gid=234796115

>How do I clip replays and share them?
Go into the Replay Hut (Title Screen -> Extras -> Replay Hut), select your desired replay and record whatever you want with OBS.
To convert the video into a WebM, use: https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter
Make sure the file is less than 4 MBs, if you plan on uploading it on 4chan.

Previous Thread: >>1130273';

'FOUR (4) are racing';

'Here is a small calculator that calculates the number of tics needed to reach a driftspark level for a given statblock. Someday I'll make it look better, but it works. Run online here: https://onlinegdb.com/X9e3mPctg Source code on github here: https://github.com/NepDisk/sparkrate-calculator';

'Happy birthday to the new world order.';

'>>1207996
Happy one year guys
now post ancient webms';

'>>1208020';

'>>1208020
god that hud looks terrible';

'>>1207996
server anon era was better';

'>>1208082
ywnigger made that';

'7/30 racisms';

'>game keeps stuttering
>server timeout
Guess tonight's not in the cards';

'5/31 comfy Saturday racing';

'11/31 glory to the new world order';

're-requesting Angel Arrow and Thunder Piston in hell for TAutism';

'New thread, new character and dub update.
>Characters
Added Hikage, Reisalin Stout, Zorak, Aigis (Forma de Toaster), and Mercedes Benz.
>Dubs
Added Hungrybox, Sonic X Engrish, Hunnid-P,
SA2 Fandub Eggman, and Ghetto War Machine.
https://files.catbox.moe/7w37jh.zip';

'>>1210335
>Axle is in the server but Sora isn't';

'>>1210339
I can always add him in next time I do a character update.
I'll keep him in mind.';

'9/31 easy Sunday racing';

'>>1210244
https://files.catbox.moe/597c1g.zip
does this work';

'Another character and dub update.
>Characters
Added Sora
Increased volume of Mercedes-Benz
>Dubs
Added Nick, Louis, and Bulldozer
Increased volume of Alfred Eggman
https://files.catbox.moe/lo4rbd.zip';

'>>1211023
Yes';

'6/30 in US';

'Heads up, testing new item odds tables.

Lowpop (under 12 players) is going to use vanilla distance calc instead of conga calc, and now additonally changes item odds on the last lap to lower the chances of getting a sneaker in second.

Hipop (12+) will use conga calc and has been replaced with sunflower's item table.

Also replaced signpost lua and hopefully stopped cases where nitro would get stuck on after some TA autism.';

'4(+1)/31 midweek racing';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJzOtii3pRc';

'8/31 in US
GET IN';

'when are we getting a new test server to try new retarded ideas like an inverse relationship between spark rate and miniturbo duration/magnitude';

'>server shitdown';

'Is there no other way to design maps than in Zone Builder? Designing a 3D map when your layout looks like this most of the time really doesn't feel great unless I'm missing some big tricks (I know in-person view is a thing but it doesn't really help)';

'I'm guessing the setmod changes may be crashing the server, so I changed some small things and gave it logging to try to pinpoint issues.';

'how';

'>>1218209
Advanced French Jihaddi techniques';

'>>1218209
this has happened often enough to be "just" an uncommon occurrence now';

'>>1218214
Clearly this is a sign we need to embrace Easy speed from now own';

'>>1218172
As far as I know, there's no way to create sectors in the 3D mode for Zone Builder or any Doom map editor that supports it. The best you can do is to adjust the height of sectors and add textures and actions to visible lines and walls in 3D mode.
>>1218209
Eat your eggs, Jon.';

'>>1218209
because fuck you, that's how';

'>>1218172
No, there's a reason it took me so much time to do that shit.';

'6/31 it's party time';

'Chain offroad poll, check it out. https://strawpoll.com/eJnvvb2axnv/results';

'Movie happening in the cytube';

'>3rd or 4th crash in a row
>not even from setmod
ggs';

'>>1219558
How exactly is this gonna work? Is the chainoffroad only gonna last for the duration of the sneaker or for the whole duration of the chain a sneaker is used in?

and either way, all this is gonna do is switch (some) tracks from frontrun tracks to bagger ones, not even all cuts are chainoffroad dependent only chain dependent, so on some maps 1st still winds up with first dibs and easy access to big cuts while everyone else scrambles to meet the sparkrate benchmark in the middle of the mob or hope they pull sneakers.';

'>>1219558
>poll already got botted
lol';

'>>1220003
Sneaker only means sneaker only.';

'>>1220014
polls are inherently worthless, retards';

'>>1219805
>Not airing a Leslie Nielsen or one of the ZAZ like Top Secret!
Dood.';

'anyone remember twisted hpos10i kino?';

'>>1220885
>he doesn't know';

'>>1220973
what?';

'1(+4)/31 afternoon lines';

'>>1220885
Desperately needs a re-upload.

I have no idea where the files are in the gigantic mess that my Kart mods folder is now.';

'12/31 no fatal crashes yet';

'>>1218062
please respond
even if it's never ever';

'server.....dieded.....';

'>Player 11 left the game (Connection timeout)
>Player 11 has joined the game
>Player 11 left the game (Connection timeout)
>Player 11 has joined the game
>Player 11 left the game (Connection timeout)
>Player 11 has joined the game
>Player 11 left the game (Connection timeout)
>Player 11 has joined the game
>Server has shutdown';

'>>1221387
BASED
My shit is really disorganized too but I found the files. and wtf I can't believe it's already been 2 years since I looked at this shit.
>This is some update I know was working, but it's not the latest version. I think this is everything before I started trying to add extra retarded shit like headshots.
https://www.mediafire.com/file/qp5u7z9nvbbdpfl/twistedhpos10ibackup.rar/file
>I think this is the latest version, but I don't remember what I added or if it was all working kek. I know ftw183.pk3 worked, but this one has ftw191.pk3 but I don't remember if it was working or not so I included ftw183 as well just in case, but you should only use 1 at a time. the ftw.pk3s are just what i started naming the pk3 i was fucking with. because I was mostly changing 1 line at a time then testing in game because I didn't know what the fuck was going on and just started naming the files like that. this also has headshots I commissioned from some fag but idk if that's working 100% correctly either and the lazy fag wouldn't keep working on it even though he only worked on it for 5 minutes for 70 bux.
https://www.mediafire.com/file/e8snsp0fsm69vtn/twistedhpos10ibackuplatest.rar/file';

'>>1218172
It's a consequence of the game being designed off of an engine from the early 1990's. Yeah, it's a bit archaic, but you get used to it after doing it for a while.';

'THE CLIENT HAS UPDATED TO 1.9a UPDATE YOUR CLIENTS

https://github.com/NepDisk/srb2k-neptune/releases/tag/Neptune1.9a

YES, THIS FIXES THE GODDAMN SYNCHFAIL.
Also, pretty sizable performance improvements on some of the more laggy maps.';

'undefined';

'it keeps happening but I'm not complaining';

'>>1223109
He's becoming too powerful....';

'1(+3)/31 smooth lines on a Sunday';

'9/31 real racing hours';

'>>1206998
>1. Download the game below in 'Full Install (...)'
wut?';

'>>1223514
nvm
https://kartinvidya.me/guide/#before-installing/';

'holy fuckin shit the website is awesome now
https://www.kartinvidya.me/past/scoreboard';

'The SPB is doing that thing again where it rubber bands to you in mid-air. An example of it happening is the last jump before the finish on Hot Crater.';

'Holy shit sweet tooth is in kek';

'THE CLIENT HAS UPDATED AGAIN TO 2.0a

https://github.com/NepDisk/srb2k-neptune/releases/tag/Neptune2.0a

Adds support for the poll here >>1219558
Settings updated so that you cannot chainoffroad with just a panel, you need a sneaker.

TA autists - If I don't get it done by this morning, I will be adding an automatic toggle so you can still chainoffroad with panels.';

'>>1224198
FYI this change is a console var, it can be flipped back if it's shit.';

'>crutchers complaining already';

'>>1224544
>buffed rocket, sneakers, hyuu and star
NOOO I DESERVE TO WIN BECAUSE I ROLLED GOOD';

'>>1224552
vsm nitro';

'>>1224555
vote failed! (2 yes, 34 no)';

'Arguments on chainoffroad:

Pros
>nerfs high weight stats, especially 1 9, due to nerfing mini turbo + boost panel stacks so there won't be a 10+ second difference between them and the rest
>sneakers can still chainoffroad; makes sneakers and invincibility better for the back of the pack to catch up
>more of a(n applicable) track is used/seen
>frontrunning is harder

Cons
>tardmob is stronger and harder to escape from
>maps with last-second shortcuts are much, much more fucking annoying
>people might just start sandbagging on purpose if they really care about winning that much
>frontrunning is harder

Feel free to add more.';

'>>1224580
on removing* chainoffroad';

'>>1224580
>nerfs high weight stats, especially 1 9
and what evidence is there that 1 9 was overpowered?
>frontrunning is harder
we just nerfed item odds because frontrunning wasn't rewarding enough';

'>>1224595
high wt in general was stronger than lower wt simply because they get faster drift sparks and can therefore take more chainoffroad shortcuts, 1 9 just has the added benefit of the low sp spark rate buff on top of it so dumb shit like stacking multiple 400s was possible';

'>>1224609
Low wt has nigh-instant recovery from any bump/hit regardless of severity, as well as great cornering. Meanwhile a high wt will lose multiple placements for a light bump because it ruined their drift or made them miss a boost panel. 9 9 in particular takes 5+ seconds to get back to speed most of the time.
>dumb shit like stacking multiple 400s was possible
on top of that being incredibly map specific, it took all that stacking to make up for the abysmal top speed and handling.';

'>>1224619
forgot to add that for a high wt, a 3 second boost stack also means a 3+ second spinout when you hit a banana.';

'>>1224619
>Low wt has nigh-instant recovery from any bump
extremely false, especially on tracks without walls and when there are 10+ players bumping each other into walls; 1 9 easily recovers the best from both of these situations and if you're playing 9 9 you can definitely punch your way through with sneakers if you get that far back
>hit
this part is true, but the spinout lua was actually added because high wt was too strong and can probably be looked at again now';

'>lets use biased busted settings and mods that completely break maps and pretend its the most skilled thing ever
gee i wonder where i seen this retarded shit first, you retards never learn';

'What would a map that favors high speed low weight look like?';

'>>1224727
Desert bus';

'>>1224727
few boost panels and tight corners. So motocross, bummer, and green park to name a few.
also Lepus did my count
number of maps that, with chainoffroad active, I believe favor bottom left:62
There are roughly 350 non-hell maps loaded on the server.';

'>>1224775
>few boost panels and tight corners
and few/weak cuts*';

'>>1224775
Interesting. I don't know how many of those are most commonly played but we'll see how many tracks favor other stat blocks in a similar way as those favored bottom left before.';

'>>1224727
Any track that has
>Square hallway design like Cortex Castle
>Narrow 360 degree spiral like nu-Lava Reef or Daytona Speedway
>Consecutive acute angle (sub-100 degree) turns like Alpine Jelly or that other cake Track (doubly so if its right before the before the finish line stretch)';

'>>1224775
>>1224786
Wouldn't sharper turns favor top left over top right? Low weight loses a lot of speed if they turn too sharp.';

'>>1224803
nothing favors top left as it's the true worst statblock.';

'>>1224609
No, it's not the chainoffroad that made heavyweights good, it was because they'd simply get a ton more 200/400 spots with the addition of sneakers that lightweights either just dont get or have to actually waste time sitting in the turn to grind out. Chainoffroad is just a bonus to their already very strong chaining. Also they didn't lose on bumps, as much, while lightweights just cope in 12+ player lobbies until it thins out.';

'>>1224803
I feel like it might on an especially curvy track but the truth is that light weight is already so much worse than heavy weight that I don't think anyone has ever actually bothered to crunch the numbers between the light weight types';

'replays are fucked, and desync at the start of the race every time.
also whatever the fuck happened here.';

'>>1225519
>his shoe had a hole in it';

'Why is this Tifa so fucked up looking? WTF!?';

'>>1226601
ZOINKS, CLOUD';

'1(+2)/31 potential midweek racing again';

'5/31 US';

'8/31 comfy races';

'Is there a big shortcut in Omega Rainbow Road I'm missing or is the best time just achieved by getting a good speed and then never getting off the edges so you stay in the air and never lose it?
I've been doing some SPB runs of popular server maps and while I don't expect to match the top players times because of my stats and lines, some tracks have absolutely crazy times. Classic Monkey Island and Youkai Mountain also have absolutely nuts SPB times but I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting';

'>>1227186
if you do it perfectly, 1 9 can chain the entire lap from that first boost panel.';

'>>1227186
like >>1227191 said, 1 9 has high enough spark rate to extend the boost panel near the beginning through the whole track using the springs
you can even loop back around to get a second stack of it for lap 2
this is an offline time but even if you mess it up because of ping it's still faster than the other stat blocks';

'>>1227204
now immortalized on the server';

'>>1227191
>>1227204
I figured it'd be something like that but man that's nuts. I wonder what a TAS would look like';

'>>1227234
not too much different, maybe a second or 2 saved just from cleaner lines.';

'THE CLIENT HAS UPDATED TO 2.0b

https://github.com/NepDisk/srb2k-neptune/releases/tag/Neptune2.0b

Hopefully the last of the client update spree, needed to fix stuff like this >>1225519';

'undefined';

'>>1227403
Most useful jawz';

'wtf is this mouse steering option? why would you want to turn when moving the mouse both on the x and y axis. so fucking retarded. it's pretty much impossible to move the mouse on just one axis consistently so the steering is fucked up. and you can't disable the other axis wtf?';

'>>1227480
it's for spectating';

'>>1227498
damn it would actually be usable to steer if you could disable the y axis';

'>>1227502
no';

'>the site is dead
it's over';

'>>1227620
Kart is kill.......no.......
We'll have to.....move on to Kartrider.....';

'>>1227353
>Boosted spinout into a teleporter should no longer throw you in a random direction "random" being the same angle you were facing when entering it
SOULLESS';

'current state of the server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4nHeuN1850';

'Tard mob is impenetrable. Maps are even more bagger heavy. hyuu and explosives are everywhere

good christ this server is on a downwards spiral';

'Sometimes I wonder if most of the top players actually enjoy interacting with others in multiplayer or if they just want to knowledge check the majority of the lobby.';

'>>1229703
there's a difference between playing with other people and playing with other people's items.';

'undefined';

'>>1229723
Items are still attached to a person.';

'>>1229723
>respawns as a different character
How do I do that?';

'>>1229726
so what's the counter play to someone holding 4 orbi in front of you?';

'undefined';

'>>1229729
What you're asking implies there should always be a consistent winning strategy which would be more fitting for a different kind of racing game.';

'>>1229729
assuming that the racer does not have an item that counters it (ballhog, bomb, or hyuu) there's really only slipstream and using it to bait the other player to waste their orbis
which isn't in the base game btw';

'Possible newfag question but it says that SRB2.SRB is not found
how fix';

'seconding that there's too many explosives even under 12 players';

'>>1229598
>>1229696
>>1229756
Why did the update fuck with the balance anyway? Feels like you'd usually see Bombs/Hyuu 1-2 times a map but now it feels super overkill with them showing up 4-5 times';

'>>1229754
Sorry for the new fagging but there's not really a guide for this, ive downloaded sbrk2 and the github link from this thread AND found a SRB2.SRB file online somewhere now it says i'm missing a WAD files i don't know what i'm doing wrong here and this looks cool and id love to play';

'>>1229796
Follow the instructions here: https://www.kartinvidya.me/guide/#installing-on-windows/
You need to do the standard SRB2K 1.6 install first, then the custom client after that.';

'>>1229799
thank you anon-san';

'>>1229729
I see, another master of the self-propelled eggbox.';

'>>1229729
>so what's the counter play to someone holding 4 orbi in front of you?
Just, like, drive around them? Preferably at a distance of 50m with you schizophrenically checking the rear view in case they attempt to throw their orbis at you.
Or just don't be a 1-5 LCK dweeb and roll a thundershield';

'7/31 Good Friday racing';

'>>1229799
Now I'm missing VCRUNTIME_.dll?';

'>>1231035
That sounds like a library issue, not one with your install (as in, your SRB2K install is fine, but you're missing a regular file on your computer). I think you're going to need to do an install of the Microsoft Visual C++ package, though to be honest, I'm not sure which one.
Google might be your friend here.';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'how do hats';

'>>1231824
hat [#] in console
hatlist [1-4] for a list of hats';

'undefined';

'Scaled back the lowpop item aggression a bit, if it's still overbearing I'll have it just go back to conga calc again.';

'>>1231952';

'4/31 let's get it started';

'>>>/v/671869486';

'>>1233453
>died in ten minutes
bros...... kart is fucking DEAD FOREVER.......................>>...';

'>>1233453
>>1233541
>wasnt made by sneed
lol doomed to fail';

'>>1233780
nice OC! share more??';

'>>1233780
All me btw.';

'>>1233780
ugly feet';

'>>1233780
I would never post this popufur garbage
jerk off to better futa like plundered';

'>>1234183
or dorechefu';

'undefined';

'futa is gay';

'10/31 Easter Sunday racing';

'Can't believe hpos10i is real so based';

'did I slipstream someone under me or something?';

'undefined';

'>>1237560
skill issue';

'>>1237556
looks that way
what a well designed mod';

'what's the gametype called for hpos10i? vote setgametype hpos10i said gametype does not exist';

'>>1237556
the ghost of slipstream';

'Hey there CHUDS, you thought we weren't gonna make it, huh? Well guess what idiots, DRRR IS OFFICALLY OUT! Not only that, I took over one of your stupid servers to do it, too.

I know what you're thinking "oh it's just going to be rings and tumble again hurr." WRONG, IDIOT. We've changed our game to target the AAA audience. Can't backport that now can you???

Oh yeah and uh, bind custom 1 and 2, thanks.';

'WHAT
THE
FUCK

we are so officially owned.....................';

'GET IN SIRS';

'wtf?';

'Hey, Iceman404 checking in again, hope everyone is enjoying DRRR's release! If you could do us a huge solid and post how much you're enjoying DRRR on social media, along with our new logo, that would do wonders to get new players in! Remember to tag your favorite streamer, because that's the only person we actually give a fuck about!';

'>impersonating me for an afd joke

Just for that, we've decided to push DURR's release another year out. Charyb also said to go fuck yourselves.';

'I'm a fuckin nigger';

'HERRO AMERICAN PIG.
PRAYING ROBROTNIK'S RING RACERS?
DO YOU RIKE IT?
STREAMER BRING BIG PROPULARITY.';

'I'm in the server';

'>>1238400
>>1238500
>>1238505
>>1238512

this is all from the same person';

'19/31 LOUD NOISES';

'Everything's going awesome at the in-person /srb2k/ meetup today! Here's a pic I took of us before we got online =3
Come join us!';

'>>1238621
Managed to record Onyo with my magic mirror before he took that picture.
Don't tell him.';

'This was the most retarded project I've ever been a part of, thank you everyone.';

'>>1238738
no problem sister';

'undefined';

'>>1238738
why is it always tails?!?!!';

'I GROOM MINORS';

'>>1238749
The banner messages.....I miss them......although they're still viewable if you use 2000's mode';

'Have sex with children and kill them';

'GGs bros.
What an April Fools day.
Glad you all enjoyed my character and horn packs. Took me a bit to get everything together.
Here's hoping the server will survive to next year so I can make the packs more deranged and fetishy.';

'durr is out guys!
https://twitter.com/davebeyblade/status/1774962036625043963';

'>>1238871
Holy shit is this real????';

'This was really fun, thanks.';

'Wow can't believe you guys still play I might have to get back into this.
Try to keep the feminist whining to a minimum this time';

'Cool games. Stupid but fun.';

'>>1238899
>XHE is back';

'>>1238912
yeah, maybe even keep some of the gimmick characters as wacky rounds.';

'>>1238919
I definitely think keeping Orbi, Golf, and SRB2 characters (were there more? I think those were the big ones) as gimmicks could be fun but only as something you either vote for or has an extremely slim chance of happening like bumpdeath';

'>>1238950
Also permanently replace Flonne with Nigga Flonne';

'>>1238951
And add Pizza from Chicory';

'>>1238950
Buff Tails if the SRB2 characters actually live past april fools because he's actually too slow to ever win.';

'>>1239037
If Onyo decides to keep the SRB2 characters as a rare gag I imagine he should probably just keep Metal because that's the only one I saw anyone actually get any success with today';

'>>1239076
Sonic "works" in extremely rare circumstances, but since all of them have gimped speed the guy that can hover over everything, cut over gaps and barriers and maintain high speed as well just outclasses everyone.';

'Keep april fools stuff on until Friday Y/N?';

'>>1239269
YES';

'>>1239269
yes but keep it on DURING friday';

'>>1239269
Nope.';

'>>1239269
No';

'>>1239269
yeah but what this guy said >>1239326';

'>>1239269
No, I wanna get off Onyo's wild fetish ride!';

'>>1239269
Yeah';

'>>1239271
>>1239326
>>1239346
>>1239351
>>1239354
>>1239367
>>1239381
all me btw';

'>>1239269
No';

'>>1239269
yes';

'>>1239269
yuh';

'>>1239269
no';

'>>1239269
Keep it on';

'>>1239269
No';

'>>1239269
No';

'>>1239269
Uuhh, no.';

'>>1239269
Yes and Friday included
But update it to remove Metal and to fix teleporting, also remove horn spam';

'>>1239269
No';

'>>1239269
Yes and do >>1239326 and >>1239553';

'>>1239269
No.';

'>>1239269
No!';

'>>1239269
Yes';

'This is almost evenly split so it'll stay up through tonight and gone tomorrow morning. After I get time to unfuck teleporting it'll be back as a setmod and in the random rounds.';

'lol, lmao even.';

'>>1239269
Yes!';

'based';

'>>1239972
On what?';

'>>1239978
facts';

'how do u play hp10';

'>>1240026
A janitor has to log in and turn it on for you because its been regulated to gimmick round instead of gametype.';

'>>1240035
F';

'>>1239713
thumbnail looks like he's stroking a dong';

'>>1240255
kek';

'>>1240255
Klonoa would never stroke someones dick...';

'>>1240463
Klonoa's a SLAG';

'>>1240468
Blonded...come back...';

'Do you guys have a good source for downloading custom racers?';

'>>1241230
https://wiki.srb2.org/wiki/SRB2Kart/Chart_of_characters
https://gamebanana.com/games/6924
These cover most bases, there's a few unpublished ones on random servers too.';

'>>1241234
Much appreciated. It seems that there are a good amount of unlockable characters too, is there a way to shortcut to them unlocking right away? I plan on playing this in a LAN setup with a group of friends.';

'>>1241236
You mean like Aigis, Doomguy etc? You just need to load bonuschars.kart for those.';

'>>1241237
Oh so there's a file it comes with already? I suppose I'll look for that.';

'Is there a way to keep your addons from disabling after every boot?';

'MMM
MMM
SEX';

'>>1241348
You can create an autoexec.cfg file and put in "ADDFILE <wadname.wad>" for each addon you want to load. autoexec.cfg basically runs any console commands contained in it on game start.';

'>>1241914
Like in a notepad?';

'>>1241982
Yes';

'>>1242019
It seems to stack with my launcher, thanks anon.';

'What the nigger did you just fucking nigger about me, you little nigger? I’ll have you know I niggered top of my class in the Navy Niggers, and I’ve been niggered in numerous secret niggers on Al-Nigger, and I have over 300 confirmed niggers. I am niggered in nigger warfare and I’m the top nigger in the entire US nigger forces. You are nothing to me but just another nigger. I will nigger you the fuck out with nigger the likes of which has never been niggered before on this nigger, mark my fucking nigger. You think you can nigger away with niggering that nigger to me over the niggernet? Nigger again, nigger. As we nigger I am niggering my secret nigger of niggers across the nigger and your nigger is being niggered right now so you better nigger for the nigger, nigger. The nigger that wipes out the nigger little thing you call your nigger. You’re fucking niggered, nigger. I can nigger anywhere, anytime, and I can nigger you in over nigger hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare nigger. Not only am I niggerly trained in nigger combat, but I have nigger to the entire niggers of the United Niggers Nigger Corps and I will nigger it to its full nigger to nigger your miserable nigger off the face of the nigger, you little nigger. If only you could have niggered what unholy nigger your little “nigger” comment was about to nigger down upon you, maybe you would have niggered your fucking nigger. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re niggering the price, you goddamn nigger. I will nigger fury all over you and you will nigger in it. You’re fucking niggered, nigger.';

'>horns are still active
ONYOOOOOOOO';

'3/30 main server';

'>>1242849
what if instead MotoBugger his name was MotoNIGGER hahaha
https://youtu.be/0qg6Oauo4Iw?feature=shared&t=44';

'Now that April Fools has come to pass, time for another character update.
Added:
Feli, O, Traffic Cone, Sam Bridges, and Mog.
Changes:
Replaced Meen's voicelines with ones from a different version
Updated Running Tails and Metal Sonic to their latest versions
Replaced Running Tails' voicelines with SRB2 Tails'
Updated Fancy Pants to his latest version
https://files.catbox.moe/lmdaek.zip';

'Just realized the Risky Rain map is named NO in the map records page';

'>>1243889
ROR map did nothing wrong
everyone here are plebs';

'>>1243893
>low grav + steep and sharp upwards turns + hang gliders
Pretty stinky if you ask me';

'SERVER POLL REGARDING HORNS, CHAINOFFROAD (again), ITEM ODDS.

https://forms.gle/GGJBTJ9juQP3fNxc6';

'Tourney signups, this event will likely be on April 27th. If I need to push it to a later date I will. https://forms.gle/PkrYNKFg58Rd3CEC6';

'>>1244584
>No exceptions, I will be checking.';

'8/31 easy Sunday';

'do you chuds still do the proximity chat thing through mumble?';

'>>1244899
yeah';

'6/31 last minute Sunday night gaming before the week starts';

'>>1206998
I've followed all the steps yet for some reason I still can't join the US server. My title screen looks like this, am I missing something?';

'>>1245201
You need to upgrade to 2.0b since that's the version the server is currently running.
>>1227353';

'>>1245201
See: >>1227353
Update your client by doing the following
>Download the .zip file for your OS (32bit or 64bit)
>Unzip the .zip file
>You will see a folder inside full of .dll, .kart, etc. files. Copy and paste all of these into your current kart folder where your SRB2K .exe is
>You will be prompted if you want to replace all files. Hit yes
>A naked Chinese man will appear in front of you after following these steps. You must suck his tiny penis and have him cum in your mouth if he does
After all of that you'll have updated';

'>>1245205
>>1245209
shit my bad, I didn't see the 2.0 version. I think I got everything working now.';

'add hpos10i vote plox and the triangle gun you always have plox';

'>>1245386
yes, king. we absolutely need it and it will happen. trust the plan.';

'>>1245386
hpos10i facelift is in the pipeline but I'm busy as fuck at the moment.';

'Will non-AF horns be a mistake?';

'>>1246756
Yes.
Next question: Does grow deserve YET ANOTHER buff? The answer might shock you!';

'>>1246756
Yes.

>On by default
Flooded by loud noise the second you join the server.

>Off by default
1/6th of the room is ever using it because the rest forgot it exist.

>Limited horn use per race
Congratulations on killing yourself in 9th place on the 3rd lap because you weren't 100% confident on when to cancel your grow so you used your horn three times too many.

Just don't like it.';

'>>1247236
>>Off by default
>1/6th of the room is ever using it because the rest forgot it exist.
whats wrong with this exactly';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Gx7OTn6H0';

'>>1247681
GODdow-SAMA... I kneel.';

'>>1247681
HOLY BASED
SONICFAGS BTFO
RENAME THE GAME TO GOD-DOW ROBO BLAST 2 KART IMMEDIATELY';

'>>1247403
What's wrong with it is that I'm fucking retarded DDDUUURRRRRRRRRR';

'>>1244516
So when does the poll close exactly?';

'I will rape sneed. i will rape cloudy. i will rape rim. i will rape jon. i will rape dairy. i will rape stu. i will rape wut. i will rape dead. i will rape YWN. i will rape vegit. i will rape nep. i will rape hypnoc. i will rape lurker. i will rape motobugger. i will rape maybe. i will rape onyo. i will rape rigged. i will rape sciz. i will rape toroko i will rape cancer. i will rape coombro. i will rape lepus. i will rape bigvibes. i will rape video games. i will rape MC. i will rape blonded. i will rape donk konk. i will rape merp. i will rape sakk. i will rape coggert.

I will rape sneed. i will rape cloudy. i will rape rim. i will rape jon. i will rape dairy. i will rape stu. i will rape wut. i will rape dead. i will rape YWN. i will rape vegit. i will rape nep. i will rape hypnoc. i will rape lurker. i will rape motobugger. i will rape maybe. i will rape onyo. i will rape rigged. i will rape sciz. i will rape toroko i will rape cancer. i will rape coombro. i will rape lepus. i will rape bigvibes. i will rape video games. i will rape MC. i will rape blonded. i will rape donk konk. i will rape merp. i will rape sakk. i will rape coggert.

I will rape sneed. i will rape cloudy. i will rape rim. i will rape jon. i will rape dairy. i will rape stu. i will rape wut. i will rape dead. i will rape YWN. i will rape vegit. i will rape nep. i will rape hypnoc. i will rape lurker. i will rape motobugger. i will rape maybe. i will rape onyo. i will rape rigged. i will rape sciz. i will rape toroko i will rape cancer. i will rape coombro. i will rape lepus. i will rape bigvibes. i will rape video games. i will rape MC. i will rape blonded. i will rape donk konk. i will rape merp. i will rape sakk. i will rape coggert.';

'>>1249515
>not on the list
nice!';

'>>1249515
Sleepingxister take your meds!';

'IM ON FUCKING DRUGS YOU KILLED MY BROTHER YOU FUCKING KILLED MY BROTHER YOU FAGGOTS IM ON FUCKING DRUGHS YOU DID THIS FUCK YOU FFFUCAKFAGGOTS FUJCKINNG KILLED MY FUCKINGGG BROTHER FUCK FUAGGOTS FUCK YOU I CANT WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO DIE FUCKING FUCKC';

'>>1249515
>on the list after sneed and ywn
aw man now I'm going to get super aids';

'>>1249515
guys

read every seventh letter';

'>>1248279
Could be right now unless we magically get more responses on it from real legitimate people who didn't die 7 years ago. Horns are only 2 yes votes up at the time of writing and everything else is seemingly staying the same, really.';

'>>1206998
here we go again';

'>>1249633
hello';

'>>1249515
Why am I on the list I'm just a dumb shitter';

'>>1249633
onyo';

'>>1249636
>she
I don't follow Kart Krew whatsoever but am I correct in what I'm thinking right now';

'>>1249633
hi';

'>>1249515
HOLY FREAKING CRAP IM ON THE LIST

HI MOM';

'>>1249636
They already "judged too quickly" by showing the game at Magfest, now that it's been roughly 3 months since with the same radio silence as ever.';

'>but am I correct in what I'm thinking right now
.. And what are you thinking?

>>1249788
Magfest? Any pictures of that?';

'>>1250140
https://arch.b4k.co/vm/thread/1130273/#1157675';

'>>1250146
KK said that people didn't take much in the way of videos or photos at the event because they were either too busy playing or being "respectful".
Methinks they were all held at gunpoint to not record at all and one just managed to slip through. They really don't want the world knowing this game exists, huh.';

'>>1249515
wtf? but I am a shitter compared tp other people?';

'>>1250146
It looks like they changed the roulette animation, perhaps. that eggman graphic looks lower than usual
Why is that room so dark?';

'>>1250720
Yeah I think it actually rolls.
This is because item RNG isn't really a thing anymore. The spinner now endlessly rolls until you manually stop it to get the item you want. So I imagine how it works is that every position has their own item pool of things you can pull from, and this helps eliminate the often shitty item odds that kart suffers from, letting you get exactly what you need when you need it. So no more situations of
>Man I really want a sneaker
>orb
Interesting idea in concept, wonder how it will actually fare.';

'WAKE THE FUCK UP YWNIGGER!
NITRO NEEDS TO BE UPDATED!';

'>>1249701
Yes.';

'wtf is a freedom kart dx?';

'5/31 US
4/31 EU';

'10/30 in US
Horns are DEAD';

'4/30 US';

'captcha: GOOONJ';

'I might spend some time fixing the Misty Mountainpass jump now that I know kung-fu, I mean, doing jumps that work even in grow.';

'Now that I think about it I don't remember having ever posted screens of the updates of my next track here.';

'>>1254159
The basic layout, it won't really change now. Note that the areas in the sky that aren't filled with triangles are just for the background of the track, they aren't part of it.';

'Those things are all filled with invisible solid sections so you can race on them without fear of falling through the cracks.';

'ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC??
MOOOOODS';

'>>1254189
pretty sure I got banned from the server for simply congratulating someone for wining an "unsanctioned" tournament like a year ago.';

'Horns updated, to silence everyone use "hornsoffall". "hornsoff" only silences yourself. Use "hornsonall" to undo that.
added hornsholdtoggle which is an optional thing you can enable in the console requiring you to hold the item button to keep the horn playing.
Fixed hpmod remaining on after an elimination set I think
Fixed random weight mode not working
Added shoes for catchup in ringslinger. Not entirely sure about the distance for this to trigger, may need tweaking.
Ringslinger is now votable, use setmod ringslinger';

'undefined';

'>>1254189
I got banned for "low quality post" when in actuality I just publicly disagreed with them about turning red springs into a slow QTE and not simply making a third spring type for it instead.

There's a reason why the official discord is a ghost town, while everyone that actually plays the game outwardly detest the kart krew.';

'>>1254602
remember, without full context, your criticism is worthless.';

'3/30 US';

'>>1254509
hornsoffall doesn't work';

'goyno updated the server
GET BACK IN';

'Think I'll just go back to Unicorn';

'>>1254716
Just another cope phrase by the kart krew lol.

They decided to kill their V2 channel years ago and try to act like the game doesn't even exist because they know people could tell just by watching how all updates new additions were bad ideas or unneeded gimicks.';

'>>1254189
lmao';

'>roundabout is in the regular rotation while sky meadows (kino) is helled';

'come on lebron... you're not going to beat Jon if you play like that';

'name one non-hell map where 9 1 can dominate in TA';

'>>1254976
Sad news. His career might be over';

'forgot to post this the other day.';

'Since it seems like there isn't anymore fuckups in hornmod's code, I can start taking in requests for horns.
Give me an audio source for your horn and what you want it named in game.
If you suggest something long, extremely loud, or obnoxious, I can add it in as a hell horn.';

'>>1258530
Add one where it yells I AM GOING TO RAPE MOTOBUGGER'S ASSHOLE';

'>>1258530
Here's one.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_12oD3p7Ev4';

'>>1258530
We're actually doing this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s (THE BEST)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaoY3OyjQUQ (Sonic - I'm waiting)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjNJvcpMOzQ (Swooce)
https://files.catbox.moe/fcxf4p.mp4 (Wario - Twitter stinks, I'm leaving)';

'>>1258603
First video is not the right one, but might still be a good source of sounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo';

'>>1258530
remove them all now its no different from the rest of the reddit servers';

'What are the best settings to use for .webm making? What is the best export method for .webm making? (i.e. how do you make a webm from the game)';

'>>1258756
I use Nvidia shadowplay to record gameplay and WebM4Retards to turn them into webMs.';

'>>1258756
see >>529317 and >>879512 (in the archives)';

'>>1258769
how?';

'>>1258767
>>1258769
Thanks';

'>>1258772
https://arch.b4k.co/vm/';

'Madoka Tagokoro';

'>>1244584
Where's the maplist? I need to know if it's worth signing up';

'>>1258530
https://youtu.be/MZsfTWqqKKM
https://youtu.be/6a-tnmyXjAE
https://youtu.be/WrURMW3DEps
https://youtu.be/5E_ntdYfMng';

'>>1258530
Hello Tyrannosaurus Alan - Volvic ad
https://youtu.be/vaaxtxkJqKg?feature=shared&t=4
I have got to get my dick sucked - Squidward
https://archive.org/details/965007188 (at 0:22)
I Am Gay - Holland Boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZs_nP1WufE
Squadala! We're off - Gwonam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBC-2y6C8xU
I got a boner - Grandma's Kisses Dub
https://archive.org/details/GrandmasKissesUncensoredHD (at 1:25)
Bitch - Tenacious D
https://youtu.be/tdwQk8SCYh8?si=nYjLsoZ138R6sK2q&t=55 (second bitch, at 0:55)

Also as a heads up, Horns #26 and #66 right now are identical (OH SHIT Pac-Man bootleg)';

'undefined';

'does anyone have an up to date guide for compiling on linux
wasted a few hours and couldn't get it compile properly
if I run it under wine my xbone controller doesn't work properly for some reason';

'undefined';

'>>1259496
Install the depends for your distro cd into src run make -j$(nproc) and thats it. if you get an error complaning about gme then use this command instead LIBGME_CFLAGS= LIBGME_LDFLAGS=-lgme make -j$(nproc)';

'>>1259698
yeah, that's what I've been doing, but either it doesn't create enough .kart files, or some .wads are missing even though I extracted assets from the 1.6 exe. no idea what else I could do';

'I was playing earlier today and I fucked up the final shortcut on 765 Stadium. This made me so mad that after I finished pissing and shitting everywhere out of pure rage, I decided to pave it over.
>The ramp is gone and is just smooth off-road like the rest of that area
>Front side is now idol pictures
>Back side is now a pit with an extra wave of glow sticks
>Cones gating the boost panel have been removed (no need for them to block people taking the cut)
>Minimap is updated to reflect the changes
I asked the experts (aka whoever was online at the time) if people would like this change so I wanted to share it here. Not sure if should be a general vote on it or whatever but I'd also appreciate if someone looked it over just to make sure I didn't mess anything up either.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nEMIOwpGqlWZ6Cg1SjmiHvgu6cT14A5z/view?usp=sharing';

'>>1260016
anything that removes end-of-lap nigger cuts is fine by me';

'>>1260016
gay change
t. vegit';

'>>1260365
take the halfpipe NOW';

'>>1259963
Oh I see grab all the .kart files from the github release. you are probably missing extra.kart extra2.kart kv.kart and neptune.kart';

'>>1260016
make it 4 laps too';

'>>1260444
how about you go fuck yourself instead';

'>>1260455
How about I fuck YOU, huh gayboy??????';

'undefined';

'Dead on his way to the server to consistently vote for the most fucking dogshit maps in existence';

'>>1260659
so this is the power of euro ping...';

'>>1260659
https://youtu.be/dgUbRpdUN1w';

'>>1260016
is the /v/ kart server just dedicated to sucking the soul out of everything now? hornfags ruined everything';

'>>1260744
There have been modifications to maps before horns were added. Besides, horns are much worse than removing shitty cuts.';

'>>1260744
Horns have probably given everyone irreperable brian damage but people getting sick of cuts and getting rid of them/asking for them to be removed is nothing new.';

'>>1260744
End of lap shortcuts were always considered non-kosher.';

'>>1260791
Hi Leddit';

'>>1260382
finally jesus got it working along with controller support, thank you for the tip

basically what I had to do is

>go inside specific release folder for your architecture
>extract assets from 1.6 .exe first via 7z x srb2kart-v16-Installer.exe "*.kart" "*.srb" "mdls.dat" "mdls/*"
>then compile from src
>finally put missing .kart files from github compiled release';

'>>1260826
Shalom, fellow redditor.';

'6/31 Sunday Sunday Sunday';

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'>>1261683
If I was Toroko I would've made Columbine look like a fucking joke after this';

'>>1261683
you love to see it';

'undefined';

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'Requesting this as an elimination sound
https://vocaroo.com/1lL3hugy0bko';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>1261864
i was under 14's champion, you know';

'>>1261864
>the Kartin Kore incident';

'>>1262068
>under 14s
please I can only get so erect';

'Randomly found this in my folder
Stupid faggot';

'I need to learn how to bag, who should I watch?';

'>>1262982
just try to find a replay where rim dips into the tard mob and see how he does it
can't really think of any players that both intentionally stays at the bottom to rush to first at the end and is actually good at it';

'>>1262982
Jon and Rim. Probably not Dead or Lepus though.';

'>>1262885
Spring just started. Summer isn't until another couple months
DRRR will come out or I will turn trans.
This is SNEED(OP) btw,';

'>>1262982
BAGGING TUTORIAL
>intentionally take 1 in a million risks towards the end of lap 3
>if it works your risk pays off and you get ahead and win
>if it doesnt work you respawn in prime bagging position
its that easy folks';

'>>1263158
Fuck off, I'm already trans that's why i used a voice changer';

'>>1261705
Kart's too fast paced to get that upset at any one race.
There's always a next race.';

'>>1263222
>There's always a next race.
not for you gayboy, sleep with both eyes open';

'>>1263222
Just kidding I'd totally breed your twink ass';

'>>1263082
Rim constantly eats shit lap 3 from trying to frontrun';

'>>1262885
If Kart Krew somehow finds a way to push the game back to 2025 despite finally having the confidence to show it publicly again via Magfest and set up a new website, I’ll be impressed.';

'>>1262982
bagging is not real because even if you try to play well you'll get 3x sneakers in 2nd anyway';

'>>1263396
Starting to get the feeling this game doesn't even exist and it's just one long drawn out joke by kart krew to fuck with people. Because I have literally never seen a game handled quite like this before. Either that or they actively want people to hate them.';

'>>1263396
>>1263992
Listen you CHUDs
you better take Kart Krew seriously
I mean look at this badass logo :D';

'>>1264023
>KID DIK
What did they mean by this?';

'>>1264023
>old logo was readable and simple
>clever motif by using a tyre as an 'e'
>the tyre itself could be its own logo

sigh';

'>>1264501
:eyes:';

'KKD doubters BTFO';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvAJCrdhrrQ';

'HELL HAS FROZEN OVER

https://github.com/KartKrewDev/RingRacers';

'>>1263396
>>1263992
>>1264712
CHUDBROS WE FUCKING LOST!!!!!!!!!! KART KREW GODS OWNED OUR ASSES';

'>>1264712
>>1264718
KARTINVIDYA IN SHAMBLES';

'So whens the DRRR /vm/ server bros?';

'spoilers IT'S SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHHAA';

'>>1264719
>Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers is a work of fan art
>fan art';

'OH NO NO NO NO NO';

'>>1264719';

'Im a bit out of the loop what the fuck is the difference or even changed with this release? Just the name?';

'Someone fucking DIED while they were making this game by the way
>>1264756
It's a sequel, "Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart 2" is in one of the logos. Putting it nicely, there's a lot of extra systems and new mechanics on top of the pre-existing racing';

'>old unlockall code gets an easter egg.
Cute but online being locked off from the start is fucked up.';

'this shit is not intuitive at all';

'>>1264768
S-Sequel??
Are all the old maps and characters still in? Is it really like a whole new game?
Now I feel like I have to redo all the singleplayer ghost races
>>1264774
>underage reaction image';

'>first race in grand prix
>drop some emerald behind me
>hear "full power" from half the map away
>robotnik blitzes across the map and steals 1st
game sucks';

'>>1264775
keep running your mouth naruto faggot';

'>>1264768
is there singleplayer bots?';

'I'm playing through for the novelty of it even though I know Kart Krew is the anti-Christ. Biggest thing right now is it feels like their idea of solving the "bottom of the stat square is the strongest" is by coating everyone in fucking molasses. Everyone feels sluggish as hell and can't take turns. Tails feels like v1.6 Eggman
>>1264775
>Are all the old maps
I don't know how many are but there's brand new maps, old maps (from vanilla) and old maps (from old mods). The City map with Touhou music and Panic City with the Mahoromatic music are both in the first cup I played. All have new textures though and all seem slightly changed
>and characters still in?
You start off with the initial 5 + Amy, Mighty, Motobug, and Fang, each being in one of the main quadrants. Characters seem unlockable, I've seen Mecha Sonic in one of my races.
>Is it really like a whole new game?
Yes
>>1264780
Yes';

'ONYO FOUND A WAY TO BYPASS EVERYTHIGN AND GET ONLINE WORKING
>DOWNLOAD THE KARTDAT FILE AND REPLACE THE ONE YOU HAVE WITH THIS ONE
https://files.catbox.moe/9zbxww.dat';

'>>1264786
Everyone feels sluggish as hell and can't take turns. Tails feels like v1.6 Eggman
Was trying to put my finger on it but this describes the feel of the game for me currently.';

'>boost stacking
>mini/boost chains
>brake mid-air to fast fall
man these are some good mechanics, we should steal them for the 1.6 server.';

'HAHA GET IT';

'>>1264786
so long, suckers!';

'The shrink ray thing is retarded.';

'False alarm this game is fucking terrible';

'>>1264787
What's the IP';

'>everybody gets filtered by a green arle';

'>>1264787
>tranny text at initial boot up
>need to play singleplayer before hopping on multiplayer
Only God knows how much gayer this shit is going to get.';

'dragged and dropped my Honey model onto RR's, looks like not much for the modeling process has changed. Keyframes are super fucked up since there's a bunch of new ones but otherwise my workflow is the same. Can just port everything in more or less

RIP spriters though';

'ok yeah it fucking sucks';

'I like it more, the original game felt way too slippery';

'>>1264817
If you think this shit is somehow LESS slippery you have brain damage.';

'>>1264821
learn to stagger out ringboosts instead of just holding it, retard';

'I can't believe how good this is, it's almost as fun as shoving needles in my urethra!';

'>>1264823
>get tethered to someone in front of you
>you now slide around every corner and can't stay on the track

ok retard';

'THIS IS THE LONGEST AND MOST BORING TUTORIAL I EVER DONE AHAHAHAHAHAHAH';

'>>1264837
Use this, skip the tutorial

>>1264787';

'>>1264838
I know, i just wanted to see how it was, holy shit what a huge mistake';

'Is there a way to make the game not run like shit and stay at 60fps';

'undefined';

'already deleted the game, it's over';

'>>1264843
sonic speedway is bad enough, now northern district zone.';

'>>1264843
There's unironically something very ugly about Ring Racers art style';

'>>1264848
Probably because it tries to be more "vibrant" with overly popping colours and crispier textures to the point it looks excessive.';

'>>1264850
It gives me a splitting headache playing it';

'>>1264846
>>1264848
>>1264850';

'>>1264846';

'>>1264848
bright as fuck color palette combined with the game feeling more slippery to play gave me nausea 30 mins in
not a slant btw';

'Server went down for me so I'm probably done. Why is every track in this game covered in Vaseline';

'also can somebody explain to me what retard thought adding a 30 minute tutorial to a fucking kart racer was a good idea?';

'>>1264858
>>1264860
Yeah. Like, the slight blue filter and extra "lighting" details for things like windows in buildings are fine on their own but then you combine them with the excessive hatching and detail of the road + the shiny tile sidewalks and harsh colour palette of everything else and it just looks like it's trying too hard to be aesthetic';

'AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
BUGFUCKER WANTS (YOU) TO PLAY THE 10 HOUR LONG TUTORIAL';

'>>1264848
>>1264850
>>1264872
It looks like Knuckles' Chaotix's artstyle but dialed up even further
It's just incredibly fucking vibrant and saturated
>>1264868
>>1264873
The tutorial is unironically fine, it does its job and introduces all the mechanics, it's just a byproduct of a bigger problem: A free-to-play kart racer should not have so many different mechanics that a tutorial has to be 30-minutes long. People here have been saying this literally since they started showing off the major V2 changes.';

'>>1264873
you vill play the tutorial and you vill be happy';

'Our backports are unironically better than this game. Holy shit, Iceman404.';

'can we just go back to srb2k?';

'>>1264880
We 100% will but people just want to play with the shiny new toy right now
I think the plan was to always stick with SRB2K unless DRRR turned out to be REALLY REALLY GOOD but DRRR does not seem to have turned out to be REALLY REALLY GOOD or even just good compared to vanilla SRB2K for that matter';

'honestly if they just made a single-player mode ala monkey ball adventure it'd be decent. The tutorial zone wasn't horrible as its own thing.';

'>>1264873
>>1264883
>even the Kart Krew dickriders are shitting on it
lmao I wonder how hard they're going to keep doubling down on "This is a game we made for ourselves! We don't have to make it for anyone else in mind!"';

'>>1264875
why is it out of ALL fucking games they copied from, it's knuckles' chaotix
seriously, almost every shit feature in srb2k/durr is ripped from that game
>grow/shrink
>tether shit
>stop in place mechanic
>ring debt, out of all the things they took from chaotix, it's fucking RING DEBT
>overall aesthetics
just a fucking mess';

'is it over?';

'>>1264894
>I can finally kill myself!
no...';

'>retards still haven't realized there's a tutorial skip';

'is there a cheat code to unlock everything? there's zero reason to have a 20-30 minute tutorial and then go "yeah you gotta unlock everything now lmao"';

'>>1264903
Replace ringdata.dat in the files with this: >>1264787';

'undefined';

'>>1264910
Wtf i love DURRR HURRR now?';

'>try to air brake
>keep bouncing on the floor for some reason';

'>>1264919
if you fall from too high doing a airbrake will make you bounce with the floor';

'Just woke up
Did a new track or something come out?';

'>>1264931
nothing happened
go back to sleep';

'>>1264933
Ok';

'>>1264924
you can bounce infinitely even with the tiny hops you get from subsequent landings
that fucking SUCKS';

'https://a.uguu.se/kHNOhURz.wav';

'>>1264919
>>1264924
air brake even makes you bounce off of downward slopes, even when the track is actively designed for you to do that and get speed (and instead you bounce)';

'>trick jumps can't be re-angled AT ALL, even before the trick comes out
holy fuck this is torture';

'Someone dumb the passwords pls.
Im too stupid to read source code.';

'>>1264952
They fucking encrypted them';

'>>1264952
Use my .dat file. Infinitely easier.

>>1264787';

'If you want to skip the tutorial literally just turn around and go through the door at the start, it makes you do a race against hard COU';

'>>1264960
Isnt there more like a gear 4 or something?
I heard some passwords dont persist changes through saves';

'What did I miss';

'>>1264963
That file edit turns the entire "unlock" section on. If there's anything else then it's not considered an unlockable.';

'>>1264960
It says the site can't be reached';

'DURRRRR races for the /v/eekend so people can see how dookie it is/develop stockholm syndrome?';

'>>1264961
lol dumb nigger >>1264787';

'>>1264848
It's trying really really hard to look retro

Also the games suck what a surprise good thing v1 exists';

'>>1264968
We got the tournament on the weekend and DRRR isn't good enough to worth throwing the tourney out for';

'>>1264966
>catbox died

Wew. Here's the .dat file that unlocks everything.
https://mega.nz/file/EyQSlLDL#5JVURqXI3kTm56WWo-b_CQ5N_NFhgjruHYI9TV7FnO8';

'>>1264972
Fair enough';

'>>1264972
Do an exhibition match on DURR at the end';

'Why did they call it Ring Racers? What a stupid name. It couldn't have been Mean Drift Machine or Drift Racers?';

'>devs are streaming the game to jerk themselves off now';

'Who the fuck thought this looked good';

'>>1264985
me';

'>>1264986
you're going down fuck i'm taking your life and fucking your mom swear on me life cunt';

'>>1264985
>tumble is still in
>it's still just as bad as it was before
It keeps getting worse';

'>>1264979
Basing their name off a reskin that still gets dredged up 31 years later is fitting';

'>>1264976
I think a DRRR /v/kend could be fun akin to what we did on April Fools but considering how hard people here seemed to bounce off of it, I don't know how well it'd go. People here have spent multiple years shitting on it and yet it somehow looks like it managed to be WORSE than we thought.
>>1264985
>get hit
>takes about seven whole seconds to get back into the race
I don't even think blue shells in Mario Kart are this egregious.';

'>>1264812
>RIP spriters though
What happened?';

'>>1265010
DRRR sprites have like a variety of different variable versions for looking left, looking right and so one that're added onto the base animations like drifting and getting hit, and as such every kart character mod would need to be updated to accommodate those new variations.';

'>>1265010
New palette, so you can't just take old sprites and put them into the new game without fucking up all the colors.';

'Say what you will about these troons I love the aesthetics, music and menu art. Am I supposed to be playing with a saturn controller? These new control additions seem like a real pain, i liked using both bumpers to drift
>>1264910
These people cant be real';

'>>1265013
Should be a quick fix with slade, but things are gonna be at least partially scuffed. How hard would it be to implement truecolor rendering to prevent that kinda shit anyway?
>>1265012
I don't even mind having sprites for extra actions, but this feels really hostile towards modders. It's like these people are actively trying to do the opposite of what Doom's community does despite running on the same engine.
>>1265016
>These people cant be real
Gotta fight autism with autism';

'>>1265016
the artstyle in motion strains my eyes
I think there's too much flickering objects';