import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/vm/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void The official /palg/ - Paladins General backup thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'The official /palg/ - Paladins General backup thread';
int postNumber = 1255204;
String image = '1713175416085495.jpg';
String date = '04/15/24(Mon)06:03:36';
String comment = 'Geybian edition

FACT: You'll be playing against bots until account level 5.
FACT: /palg/ hosts custom matches and pubs together every weekend! New players welcome!

>Hosting information
Title: /palg/
Pass: beta
Region: NA
Time: 12 pm PST / 7 pm GMT
Date: Saturday & Sunday

>Newest Champion Trailer (Horse, The One You Rode In On):
https://youtu.be/quvRUPqcG3E?si=8xrhoIRgRN6Z3ymh [Embed] [Embed]

>Latest News
https://www.paladins.com/news/april-foals-update-notes

>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Account Statistics
http://paladins.guru

>Play Of The Thread
n/a

>Previous Thread
>>472719213'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263149 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:34:29') {

'Maeve1';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263170 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:50:57') {

'Maeve2';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263344 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:37:48') {

'Maeve3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263375 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:05:27') {

'Home...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1263945 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:50:16') {

'how the fuck did we fall off?! i fucking hate gacha';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1264929 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:19:35') {

'Maeve4';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1265006 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:22:38') {

'>>1263945
Not enough people during EU hours.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1265666 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:41:11') {

'EU is gay that's why no one plays Paladins there.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1265671 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:47:08') {

'FACT: EU has a better taste in games than NALATAM.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1265678 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:57:31') {

'EU are gay fuckers who can't appreciate the skins in Paladins making me diamonds. Willo's human skin UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1266143 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:00:13') {

'No, I don't think I will bump a dead general where nothing happens anymore.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1266455 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:56:57') {

'>Less discussion then we had on /vg/
It's over. Maybe someone will make a new /palg/ when the next update drops?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1266601 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:08:53') {

'>>1255204
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;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1267042 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:50:56') {

'See you next Monday.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1267552 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:22:43') {

'See you at the launch.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1268004 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:03:50') {

'At least the next update is next month';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1268246 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:30:49') {

'Look

Basically I'm just not gonna bump it (the general!!)

I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know..... UGH I know.....

It's just that I'm not bump it anymore is all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1270680 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:43:28') {

'Hey guys! I want to talk about paladins! As well as my favorite streamer, AndrewChicken!

So anyways, do you think Imanis pussy is dark red or closer to the purple side??'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1270911 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)22:51:53') {

'>>1270680
It's more of a pinkish color, it was revealed to me in a dream.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1270925 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:08:45') {

'>>1270680
Purple drank colored'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1272285 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)07:46:30'  && image=='Copy-of-Featured-Image-Snopes-Black-Horizontal-6.png') {

'Wendys riped of paladins, Lo-Rez should sue them and get us a few more years of life suport';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1272391 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)09:19:00') {

'Wish it ran on Linux finally. : (';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1272454 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:29:33') {

'paladins!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1272902 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:29:36') {

'Maeve plushie came in';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1273065 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:39:22') {

'>>1268246
LMAOOOOOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1273634 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)12:53:58'  && image=='1714580689851284.png') {

'undefined';

}

}
}