'>>>/vmg/';

'>>1273156
Sex is gay';

'Keqsex';

'Finally! An essex thread';

'>>1273160
i was tired of waiting';

'>>1273156';

'Qu’est que sex?';

'>>1273158
no 'sex is incredible';

'The queen of /v/';

'>>1273165
because she is smarter than /v/ as a whole';

'>>1273156
Nice, we're fucking back.';

'>>1273167
i curious for the last 5 threads, why do all your file names has some form of throw in them?';

'>>1273168
Have 'sex.

Because of this and decided to roll with it till.';

'>>1273169
thats an explaination as good as any';

'undefined';

'Did someone did a virus/fact check on the sex mega link?';

'>>1273156
kill yourself you fucking loser';

'>>1273156
I will have sex with her bratty evil gremlin sister';

'>>1273173';

'>>1273156
>essex
she spanish or something?';

'>>1273176
No, she's essex.';

'>>1273177
wait i tought she is an aircraft carrier';

'>>1273178
Just a quick google search of
>essex battleship';

'undefined';

'Eh?';

'>>1273181
'Sex!';

'>>1273182';

'>>1273180
filthy 'sex money';

'>>1273159
Eulsex';

'>>1273184
but the 'sex coin is backed by the 'sexgold';

'Post the 'omg sex!' Image please.';

'>>1273187
_no';

'BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRR';

'>>1273189
What dimension did this 'sex came from, kind stranger?';

'>>1273187
i asked.';

'>>1273187
yes.';

'>>1273191
This is a new one but it's great
>>1273192
Thanks mate';

'holy sex';

'New machines in the sex processing line just dropped';

'>>1273194
in spaceengineers i call my main ship always essex and have a massive picture of her, that you can see from the outside, in my cockpit';

'>>1273195
How will this effect our Sex Production Factory?';

'>>1273197
it will tripple the output of the condenser';

'>>1273196';

'undefined';

'>>1273199
picrel is the image';

'>>1273198
but that will require additional froth flotation cells, centrifuges, distillation towers, washers and crushers....';

'>>1273195
>>1273197
>>1273198';

'>>1273202
i have a plan to secure the funding but it requires religion';

'URGH';

'>>1273204
I have a better plan.
In fact, it won't be hard at all making money with a crystal ball
"According to the tarot cards, your body will be torn to shards. The pieces spread around, your mangled carcass never found."
That's all I'll have to say and then they'll have to pay';

'>>1273206
and dont forget the sex taro deck but with each visit you can only buy one card for $50 a pop';

'Sex is made for headpats';

'>>1273208
Yes. Thanks, Anon.';

'>>1273208
>>1273209';

'YOU.....
JOIN THE ESSEX-CLASS AS FAMILY....
TOGETHER, WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY GODS....';

'>>1273208
wholesome sex';

'i have 3 rainbow bulins and no UR ships to use them on';

'undefined';

'>>1273213
and i have no clue what you're talking about';

'>>1273213
Sir, this is a 'Sex thread.
This is not an Azur Lane thread, mate.';

'>>1273213
wrong thread';

'ha ha ha essex!';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>sex thread is dying';

'undefined';

'>>1273222
Don't worry, I'll help you.';

'stop thinking about 'sex';

'thinking about how many of you are bitter autistic virgins';

'>>1273226';

'>>1273226';

'>>1273226
i'm autistic and a virgin but not bitter';

'Essex? More like sussex';

'Essex? More like dumbsex';

'>>1273226
stop thinking about bitter autistic virgins
unless that's your thing';

'>>1273231
>>1273230
>>1273229
>>1273228
>>1273227
>>1273226
AND MY ESSEX';

'Where is 'sex?';

'undefined';

'>>1273156
I hate these stupid threads. Almost as tiresome as the FFFFFFFRRIIIIIDDDAAAYYYY MORNING MUTHAFUCKAS.';

'Keep gook shit on it's containment boards.';

'>>1273236
>>1273237';

'>>1273236
you could try not clicking on threads that are extremely obviously the thing you don't want to see
have sex';

'>>1273237
No. Be a janny then.';

'>>1273235
should make that missing puzzle hole the same as Essex silhouette';

'>>1273156
Fuck off spamming gacha tranny, back to your containment board. Moenigger
>>>/vmg/';

'>>1273156';

'>>1273236
>Almost as tiresome as the FFFFFFFRRIIIIIDDDAAAYYYY MORNING MUTHAFUCKAS.
At least those are more about weekend plans and people share some stories that happened over the week. This is a literal forced meme because some loser mod thought it would be funny even though paypigs have their own board for their trash';

'Fucking LEL';

'Thanks jannies';

'>>1273226
Well we're in your walls and we're most of those voices in your head so it's only natural we'd be on your mind a lot. Don't take the lithium bro.';

'Well RIP';

'undefined';

'Well, this board seems slow. I'll bump occasionally. I wish I remember though. This places works the same as /v/, right?';

'>>1273301
They should have just moved us to /vp/
Fuck we don't even play gacha lmao';

'man what the fuck';

'>janny actually moved the thread to the correct board instead of just deleting it
the power of 'sex';

'dead board
dead thread
dead sex';

'>>1273422
>dead sex
wrong';

'>>1273373
>correct board
We are not even talking about mobile games. Moving it to /s4s/ would have been a better option. Oh well at least we have a free sex thread outside of /v/ and /wsg/';

'>>1273790
Forgot image';

'Why did she do it?';

'>>1273819
It wasn't her!';

'>>1273301
you only need to bump the thread once a week around here t. /VeManGo/ anon';

'>>1274754
Thanks';

'>its still here
nice';

'Hey who is this character I have one of the gifs';

'>>1275811
It's ehsex from the hit gacha game, Ehsex the Game.';

'>>1275811
its the 'sex';

'>>1277580
Ah yes, THE 'SEX.';

'>ded sex
>on the weekend
Essex never won /vmg/';

'>>1281415
'Sex is eternal.';

'undefined';

'>>1281415
We are taking our time.';

'>>1281415
Essex funds the website. She's in your ads.';

'the sex ?!';

'Unforgettable Reminder';

'>>1296041
eh?';

'>>1300087
Wrong one.';

'undefined';

'>>1273156
https://implying.fun/video/autumn23q/2023-10-13/?t=2:20:21.0
Thanks, I guess.';

'>>1273202
Washers, you say?';

'I just need the default EH?';

'It's weird to see a sex thread in /vmg/
Was it moved?';

'>>1316129
Yes, they fucking sent us to the other side of the world.';

'>>1316129
Yeah from >>>/v/649218713
On another day, another sex thread was moved to /b/ from >>>/v/653368686';

'It's 'Sexoween!';

'undefined';

'sex sunday';

'>>1327848
It's 'sex sunday here again.';

'we have sex issues itt!';

'its friday again';

'my senran didn't make it, how do i cope with it?';

'>>1337563
Buy all the skins so they will rerun and add more characters next time.';

'I need to post sex';

''Sexpocalype';

'undefined';

'its friday again!';

'Sexin'';

'>>1273156
What is the deal with this creature? It's about it's name having "sex" in it?';

'Merry Christmas sex fiends.';

'Merry Sexmas';

'Merry 'Sexmas!';

'merry sexmas';

'>>1273213
Correct thread cuz le 'sex is an AL chracter';

'undefined';

'Just 8 hours more till the 1st of Jan 2024.
Happy New Year's, fellows 'Sexxers! in case I missed it.';

'happy new year';

'New year, same sex.';

'undefined';

'The thread is still here? I'm impressed.';

'>>1385943
the power of sex';

'undefined';

'>>1394965
Segggsss';

'happy valentines day';

'>>1394965
great succsex!';

'Genuinely curious, I'd like to know how San Diego lost her meme girl status to Essex? Forgive me, was active during the time that they released the "I am No. 1" stage with San Diego, she real cute.';

'>>1410740
San diego is a retard in canon
Essex is a tryhard in canon, so the juxtaposition with her meme is stronger';

'undefined';

'>>1410740
essex has a dumb face and in her introductory event she curb stomp for thousands of players for weeks';

'>>1413753
Cute. Will be happy to run a sortie with sex and sandy for the fun of it. Hope the tier list and the need to efficiently grind wouldn't be too hard on my sex and sandy adventure, haha!';

'>>1418863
That's hot.';

'>>1421528
dont lewd the sex';

'>>1273173
what was his problem?';

'>>1423417
clearly not enough sex';

'>>1425847
Can one, theoretically, even have "enough" 'sex?';

'Happy 'Sexter Sunday!';

'>>1434761
You can never have enough 'sex but you can have too little';

'SEEEEXXXXXXXXX!!!!';

'i like sex';

'Essex sell sex on the sex store';

'more sex';

'Is this the eternal sex thread?';