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int postNumber = 1445690;
String image = '1712575885649778.jpg';
String date = '04/08/24(Mon)07:31:25';
String comment = 'I used to jerk off to angry birds
when I was about 13. I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.';