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public void title() {

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Have you ever played Pokemon on the toilet?(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Have you ever played Pokemon on the toilet?';
int postNumber = 55789655;
String image = '1714056069392289.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)10:41:09';
String comment = 'undefined';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55790059 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:25:54') {

'I was playing Red on a GBA. When I put it down to wipe I slightly bumped the cartridge and the game crashed.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55790351 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:36:53') {

'>>55789655
Usually check Masters while I'm shitting on the toilet.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55790581 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:38:08') {

'>>55789655
I'm not on the toilet long enough to justify it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55790583 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:39:20') {

'>>55789655
i always take my ds and phone to the toilet but i usually just end up shitposting for 10 minutes and dont touch the ds'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55790594 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:40:53') {

'i caught my first shiny taking a shit';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55790617 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:47:05') {

'>>55789655
Played yellow on the toilet when I had a gbc. It was stolen later by some cunt.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55790619 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:47:34') {

'I preordered Sun for my 2DS and it would've been my first purchased Pokemon game had I not decided to play Smash Bros on the shitter and dropped my 2DS, cracking the internal screen
Just gave up after that'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55790702 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:14:11'  && image=='toiletplay.gif') {

'>>55790581
What's the rush? You're missing out on combining two very pleasurable activities, anon!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55790789 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:36:14') {

'>>55790583
>shitposting
Kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55791337 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:42:42') {

'>>55789655
Yeah once when I was a kid. I put my GBA on this plastic stool and played by pressing my toes on the buttons. It worked but it was kind of pointless, back then I never needed long on the toilet to begin with so it was faster to just finish my business and go back to playing in another room. As for why I didn't just hold it in my hands? I'm not sure. I was probably paranoid about dropping it. It was just one of those ideas you have as a kid that sounds a lot more fun in theory.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55791363 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:47:56') {

'>>55789655
Is there anyone who hasn't? Before the days of phones, I used to make sure I had my Gameboy/DS/3DS with me every time I had to take a shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55793496 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:01:25') {

'>>55791363
>3ds
>before the days of phones
fuck off zoomer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55794069 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:00:48') {

'>>55789655
Not since I accidentally bit through the screen of my phone. I've never brought any device with me ever since.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55794070 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:03:20') {

'>>55789655
They really don't do vidya ads like they used to'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55794074 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:05:51') {

'>>55790702
NTA, but sitting on the toilet too long like that can give you Hemorrhoids.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55794080 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:07:53') {

'>>55789655
Whenever I'm playing on a handheld and I have to go take a shit, I always bring it with me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55795807 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:11:19') {

'>>55794070
Soulful era'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55796500 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:00:20') {

'>>55794069
... pardon?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55796514 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:04:28') {

'>>55794069
>"accidentally" bit phone screen
>while on the toilet
Context. Now.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55797620 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:54:46') {

'>>55794074
I didn't mean you should spend the entire day in there, anon...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55797932 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:13:01') {

'>>55789655
found my first shiny taking a shit, my second one too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55797946 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:15:13') {

'>>55789655
Yes, that's actually how I broke my first 3DS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55798036 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:43:42') {

'>>55797946
How can you be so dumb to break a console in a toilet? did you drop it in the water?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55798110 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)02:10:30') {

'>>55789655
Yeah, romhacks on my phone.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55799041 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:56:34') {

'>>55794069
That must've been a particularly painful shit. Drink more water and get some fiber in your diet, anon. Your shits will be silky smooth.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55800031 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:19:32') {

'>>55790619
>>55794069
>>55797946
Are you anons ok using the bathroom'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55800282 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:24:26') {

'>>55789655
yeah i almost exclusively play showdown ranked randoms while shitting.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55800295 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:29:25') {

'>>55789655
Once or twice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55800301 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:30:26') {

'>>55797946
Tell us your story, anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55801974 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:15:18') {

'>>55800031
I think they may require supervision while in the bathroom.
No I am not volunteering.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55803551 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:20:17') {

'Isn't this the same damn controller they advertised playing in the bathtub with?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55803580 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:28:31') {

'oh, many times throughout the years. mainly gba/ds for pokeshitting. i prefer pc but im posting this on my phone right now in fact.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55804916 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)13:01:19') {

'I do, but only on my phone, at work. I play the DS games with fast-forward on, beat Black over a few months of it and I'm working my way through JP Diamond currently.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55805392 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)14:54:01') {

'>>55789655
I hatched a shiny Grookey while pooping'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55806863 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:33:22') {

'>>55803551
Well people read books and listen to music while soaking in the tub... so I guess playing video games isn't that out there.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==55807249 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)20:30:31') {

'>>55789655
I don't have any particular memories but I just know I surely must have done it several times. All the games are mobile.'
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}

}
}