String fullTitle = 'Have you ever played Pokemon on the toilet?';
int postNumber = 55789655;
String image = '1714056069392289.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)10:41:09';
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'I was playing Red on a GBA. When I put it down to wipe I slightly bumped the cartridge and the game crashed.';
'>>55789655
Usually check Masters while I'm shitting on the toilet.';
'>>55789655
I'm not on the toilet long enough to justify it.';
'>>55789655
i always take my ds and phone to the toilet but i usually just end up shitposting for 10 minutes and dont touch the ds';
'i caught my first shiny taking a shit';
'>>55789655
Played yellow on the toilet when I had a gbc. It was stolen later by some cunt.';
'I preordered Sun for my 2DS and it would've been my first purchased Pokemon game had I not decided to play Smash Bros on the shitter and dropped my 2DS, cracking the internal screen
Just gave up after that';
'>>55790581
What's the rush? You're missing out on combining two very pleasurable activities, anon!';
'>>55790583
>shitposting
Kek';
'>>55789655
Yeah once when I was a kid. I put my GBA on this plastic stool and played by pressing my toes on the buttons. It worked but it was kind of pointless, back then I never needed long on the toilet to begin with so it was faster to just finish my business and go back to playing in another room. As for why I didn't just hold it in my hands? I'm not sure. I was probably paranoid about dropping it. It was just one of those ideas you have as a kid that sounds a lot more fun in theory.';
'>>55789655
Is there anyone who hasn't? Before the days of phones, I used to make sure I had my Gameboy/DS/3DS with me every time I had to take a shit.';
'>>55791363
>3ds
>before the days of phones
fuck off zoomer';
'>>55789655
Not since I accidentally bit through the screen of my phone. I've never brought any device with me ever since.';
'>>55789655
They really don't do vidya ads like they used to';
'>>55790702
NTA, but sitting on the toilet too long like that can give you Hemorrhoids.';
'>>55789655
Whenever I'm playing on a handheld and I have to go take a shit, I always bring it with me.';
'>>55794070
Soulful era';
'>>55794069
... pardon?';
'>>55794069
>"accidentally" bit phone screen
>while on the toilet
Context. Now.';
'>>55794074
I didn't mean you should spend the entire day in there, anon...';
'>>55789655
found my first shiny taking a shit, my second one too';
'>>55789655
Yes, that's actually how I broke my first 3DS';
'>>55797946
How can you be so dumb to break a console in a toilet? did you drop it in the water?';
'>>55789655
Yeah, romhacks on my phone.';
'>>55794069
That must've been a particularly painful shit. Drink more water and get some fiber in your diet, anon. Your shits will be silky smooth.';
'>>55790619
>>55794069
>>55797946
Are you anons ok using the bathroom';
'>>55789655
yeah i almost exclusively play showdown ranked randoms while shitting.';
'>>55789655
Once or twice';
'>>55797946
Tell us your story, anon';
'>>55800031
I think they may require supervision while in the bathroom.
No I am not volunteering.';
'Isn't this the same damn controller they advertised playing in the bathtub with?';
'oh, many times throughout the years. mainly gba/ds for pokeshitting. i prefer pc but im posting this on my phone right now in fact.';
'I do, but only on my phone, at work. I play the DS games with fast-forward on, beat Black over a few months of it and I'm working my way through JP Diamond currently.';
'>>55789655
I hatched a shiny Grookey while pooping';
'>>55803551
Well people read books and listen to music while soaking in the tub... so I guess playing video games isn't that out there.';
'>>55789655
I don't have any particular memories but I just know I surely must have done it several times. All the games are mobile.';
}