String fullTitle = 'The gayest region';
int postNumber = 55792493;
String image = '1714097545038663.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)22:12:25';
String comment = 'undefined';
'>based on Lisias text in ORAS Wallace is canonically friends with Tucker
Yeah, there's no beating the allegations for them';
'>>55792493
The tranniest region';
'Which is the DEI region Paldea or Unova?';
'>>55792542
uhhh, kalossisters? our response?';
'>>55792542
Women can be black belt.
>But the black belt class is man-coded!!!!! FARTS CUMS
Women can be black belt.';
'>>55792565
>Women can [HEADCANON]
Female black belt (karate king in japanese) don't exist in pokemon you lost';
'>>55792575
>because you don't see them they don't exist
meds';
'>>55792534
>Tucker
>oras
???';
'>>55792613
If you talk to Lisia she says all of Wallaces friends are super strong, and cites "that guy obsessed with rocks"(Steven) and "the one who looks like a star" which is very likely referring to Tucker';
'>>55792542
calembros...';
'>>55792565
It's incredibly clear this is meant to be a trans joke
That being said, it is a joke and not actually supporting transvestites, not that I really think pokemon is above supporting that.';
'>>55792609
>just because you haven’t seen a square circle doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist';
'Unova is literally the straightest region';
'What is the region for the pokemon trainer who hates fairy type, wants a region with very few or no fairies, and wants a region infested to the brim with steel, poison and fire type pokemon?';
'>>55792660
there is no oxymoron THOUGH because karate king is obviously a title not a literal term
quit with the autism';
'>>55792609
>Females black belt are nowhere to be found in the pokemon world
>T-They totaly exist!!!
Whatever makes you cope better i guess';
'>KANTOOOOO is self-explanatory
>Johto is full of rural retards
>Hoenn is full of faggotry
>Unova is openly globohomo
>Sinnoh has no outstanding flaws with the most fuckable pokegirls and is generally maximum comfy';
'>>55792711
Posts like this are why you fags got hit with the worst remakes';
'>>55792718
>worst remakes
>when HG/SS utterly failed to fix the broken mess that was G/S/C
good joke, also we got Legends: Arceus which is fantastic';
'>>55792740
>Legends: Arceus which is fantastic
for gay Volo';
'>>55792764
Volo is only gay in your own homosexual fantasies about him';
'>>55792793
Hey, mine too! There seems to be a pattern forming.';
'>>55792565
>>55792609
tranny cope from r/pokemoncirclejerk';
'>>55792812
>fags being delusional and forcing their fetish lifestyle onto fictional characters
tale as old as fandoms';
'>>55792711
they put all of the gayness into the monster designs instead';
'>>55792844
>they [HEADCANON]
you can stop there thanks';
'>>55792692
That's Galar';
'>>55792692
it was the gayest until the kalos troon and that blonde fag from swsh';
'>>55792949
that's clearly a joke';
'>>55792711
Not enough swamps';
'>>55792844
>disliking any of these designs except maybe lucario
surprising';
'>>55792697
And how do you explain the surgery he had in relation to that?';
'>>55792493
I still can't believe that Wallace redesign is real';
'>>55792844
source for that garchomp?';
'>>55793004
Autists and zoomers (same thing) don't have a sense of humor';
'>>55792493
It's Johto.
>all the guys wear colorful lipstick and earrings
>your rival is a trans boy
>ballsack flowers in National Park';
'>>55793456
>ballsack flowers
i can see it lmao';
'>>55793479
She should wash that crap out of her hair.';
'>>55792493
apparently drew was gayer than harley was';
'>>55793803
He loves May so, not gay';
'>>55792613
They reference Lucy too, and Noland has dialogue for the Volcanion event.';
'>>55793307
Sinnoh is probably the only region with swamps/marshes (Haven't played past gen 5 btw)';
'>>55793869
you're wrong';
'>>55792493
more girls for my mc';
'>>55793869
Kalos has a swamp, and Hisui too if you're being pedantic';
'>>55793824
don't think they made contest shipping cannon since they never really did show them being girlfriend boyfreind.';
'>>55792565
The japanese version mentioned modern medicine implying hormones or a sex change.';
'>>55792575
But Battle Girls were a thing';
'>>55793911
Holy copium';
'>>55794025
no it does not';
'>>55792542
Jesus. Now I understand why Calem is so unpopular';
'>>55792542
Look at all those clothes you can't wear in the game.';
'>>55792692';
'>>55794039
Who are called Battle Girls, in both languages.';
'>>55792844
The furriest region';
'>>55795889
I want to live there!';
'>>55792493
Hoenn for hot gay sex with slutty tanned island twinks
>>55792542
Kalos for some European tranny chasing
>>55792844
Sinnoh for legalised pokephila with twinkmons and slutbunnies
What about the rest of the regions? Alola for lolis?';
'>>55795879
they called trannies in english doe';
'>>55792711
Anon forget that Sinnoh has the gayest looking protagonist.';
'>>55796386
least his belly button isnt’t showing';
'>>55796147
Why can't you fags understand that saying they used to means they are not doing it anymore? I pray that one day you get Isekaied into Shitnnoh and get arrested for trying to bang a Kirlia';
'>>55796386
>Gayest looking protagonist
That's not Florian';
'>>55796443
>I pray that one day you get Isekaied into Shitnnoh
me too';
'>>55796147
>Unova for black QWEENZ
>Alola for pedos
>Galar for slags
>Paldea for battle-hungry Latinas';
'>>55796429
Cosplay Pikachu is a bellybutton slut.
Pika Libre is midriff propaganda';
'>>55792565
Idk what games you've been playing but women are Battle Girls.';
'>>55792692
That would be sm';
'gay coomers annoy me a lot less on this board because they can generally keep it in one thread';
'>>55796468
>Unova for black QWEENZ
And fat hikers on ferris wheels*';
'>>55797663
You're welcome';
'>>55793825
Brandon, not Noland, but whatever.';
'>>55793333
Lopunny is the most blatant furbait in the franchise and it's not even close';
'>>55792493
i am still baffled GF didn't give Mega Swampert to Archie in ORAS
peak gay design
not a bad thing tho heheand then just give blaziken to maxie, which is furbait';
'>>55801277
it's like they made a rule not to give starters to anyone but the rival and battle facility trainers, but I might be wrong';
'>>55796468
There's more black women in Alola and/or Galar than Unova.
Unova has Iris, Lenora, and that stupid looking blueberry dlc academy girl that's a negative point.';
'>>55801671
And basquetball players';
}