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class Thread extends Board {
public void Need’s more SA(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Need’s more SA';
int postNumber = 3457943;
String image = '1713440101948750.jpg';
String date = '04/18/24(Thu)07:35:01';
String comment = 'I’m being serious, it’s interesting to have SA in a game in such a horrible way. Bring back anal bleeding too. Have Caligura SA Abella if she loses not a game over, give the anal bleeding status and the player a new hatred over him, Give the neighbours a death screen where they suck your guts through your anus, The naked Gull Bro SA’s you while the other crushes your head with the mauler, make a few enemies that would have a reasonable reason to give anal bleeding too because a-lot of the current ones don’t have a reason to, mainly because of the situation with the moon. Funger only got popular because of Termina and also the lack of SA and genitalia which makes it more accessible but anal bleeding and SA, it was part of the charm in the original.';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3457944 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)07:38:18'  && image=='1701175929719758.png') {

'BUY AN AD
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3458758 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:25:19') {

'somethingawful?
is this like saying hte game is "reddit"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3458986 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)08:49:15') {

'>>3457944
normie';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3459040 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:18:47') {

'>>3457943
How about you try to have sex with a female next time?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3459142 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:27:19') {

'>>3457943
marina cute
samarie cute
rape weird tho';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3459217 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:28:23') {

'>>3457943
>Bring back anal bleeding too.

Make a real FATAL-system CRPG game.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3459660 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:19:40') {

'>>3457943
>>3458758
I was confused as fuck too and thought the same thing even though something awful has been irrelevant for basically forever now, but after some searching I found out what OP means is "sexual assault"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3459675 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)04:15:45') {

'>>3459660
>OP is a troon wishing to relive is early life
thanks for clearing that up';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3460532 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:06:01') {

'>>3457943
I can’t fucking believe faggots like OP actually exist, I wish this thread was satire';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3460542 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:19:42') {

'>>3457943
>Have Caligura SA Abella if she loses
Admit it OP, you just want more content for your ugly bastard fetish.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3463122 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:46:19') {

'>>3457943
just jerk off to porn if you want that, lord knows there's a decent pile of marina content to dig through.
you already have the cooming animations if you get killed by needles in the first bunker.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3464050 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:09:25') {

'>>3457944
Schizo moment.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==3464069 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:33:41') {

'>>3458986
The only normalfag is you';

}

}
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