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int postNumber = 3459796;
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String date = '04/20/24(Sat)07:18:15';
String comment = '>Rhapsody trilogy finally localized after two decades
>no one cares
What went wrong?';
'>>3459796
Anyone who matters already played it in Japanese. EOPs slurping up the leftover dregs as usual.';
'>>3459796
Have you played Rhapsody?
Like it's cute, but it's objectively a terrible fucking game.
>>3459798
And yet you're here ... speaking English. Funny huh.';
'>>3459796
I didn't even know it was a trilogy. I knew the one game but it was always kind of a fun novelty rather than some beloved classic.';
'>>3459796
I hope someone manages to backport the translations to the OG versions.';
'>>3459801
To make fun of EOPs it's necessary to speak English for reasons that should be fairly obvious to anyone with an IQ above room temperature.';
'>>3459796
looks like a game for little girls and otakus who want to be the little girl';
'>>3460102
In contrast, It’s exceedingly easy to make fun of people who don’t speak English without giving a shit about whatever they do speak.
Once again, funny how that works.';
'They should have advertised the THICK LEGS better';
'>>3459796
What kind of reaction did you expect? It's fucking Rhapsody.';
'>>3459796
>What went wrong?
Rhapsody is fun but it is pretty harmless. Though I still intend to pick up the sequels at some stage';
'>>3459796
Bad localizations';
'>>3459796
Playstation, and a pretty bad localization.';
'It's great I can finally buy 'em in the West but I played through Rhapsody when I got into N1S games in the PS2 era.
NISA waited too long, I seethed at Ghideon Zhi in the mid 00's and learned Japanese and played 'em after Disgaea 2.
They're great little games and I love Sato's soundtracks but yeah NISA got on too late for hype. Despite how much I love 'em I wouldn't really recommend them to anyone who isn't a N1S fan.
It's great they're porting more, they FINALLY ported Makai Kingdom but too little too late. They shoulda done 'em when the DS port for R1 released or done a digital release for the PSP/PS3/Vita.
Missed the mark by 10-15 years.';
'MY NAME IS COLLETTE AND I'M A PUPPETEER TOO
WITH MY PUPPET PALS THERE'S NOTHING THAT WE CAN'T DO';
'>PS5
Found the problem.';
'Crea is incredible
But I mean the gameplay is whatever';
}