'>>3477476
>Sci fi
>With magic
Huh? What?';

'>>3477478
Excuse me, Sci Fi with "enlightened science".';

'>>3477478
Presumably he means things like Shadowrun, Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura, etc. Also; thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvpi-6Z6qw';

'Magic just doesn't mesh with sci-fi setting
Psionics are the most I can tolerate';

'>>3477481
Fucked up, meant to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb9HB3Hb1b0';

'On the subject of Sci-fi. Did you guys see that $500,000 grant to try and help develop warp travel? Apparently they are leaning harder into classical physics so it won't be going faster than the speed of light but near it.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/scientists-get-serious-in-the-search-for-a-working-warp-drive/ar-AA1nlJ9N';

'>>3477485
>$500,000
The Changer of Ways has fallen on hard times, I see.';

'>>3477483
>>3477481
I've never played Arcanum. Is it good? Should I get it from steam or gog? Do I need to install some patch to make it work?';

'>>3477489
If you liked Tides of torment you will probably like it.';

'>>3477478
Like Mass Effect. Or Dune. Or Star Wars.';

'>>3477489
Probably GOG? They actually put in extra effort to make old games run, whereas steam just sells them as is. Arcanum is great, really unique story where you can play as a traditional RPG fantasy class like mage or the like or a bunch of different technology based inventing roles where you can do things like build robots, guns, and power armor. I obviously highly recommend you go the technology route since you won't find something like that in other games.';

'>>3477489
It is very much like the original Fallout, but both better and worse in some regards. The combat is an unbalanced shitty mess and mag*s are so much more powerful than techologyfags it's unfunny, but otherwise it's rather unique and has some really cool shit in it.';

'>>3477478
Science fantasy aka slop';

'Tried the orc game based off the posts from last thread and it's kino. Reminds me of life of a wizard from like 10 years ago.';

'>>3477543
Never played either of those
THEYRE GOIN ON THE LIST!';

'>>3477543
Yeah it’s really good. I don’t know how that guy puts out so much considering how high quality it is.';

'>>3477543
>Reminds me of life of a wizard from like 10 years ago.
why would you shit on the orcbro like that';

'>>3477560
Because no one has played life as a wizard so I can just lie and bait people into playing it.';

'>>3477560
I haven't played it in forever I just remember it being more gamey than a lot of the modern games and giving you free reign instead of a set narrative with some paths to chose within it. Probably isn't the case though since it's literally been a decade since I've played it.';

'SoH pisses me off because ronin and samurai and shit are really cool and the author’s prose is decent but it’s SO FUCKING LINEAR NONE OF MY CHOICES MATTER WHY IS THIS A CYOA';

'>>3477579
Tale of Two Princes is gonna save us weeb bro, trust the plan';

'>>3477579
>expect something like Yojimbo
>get a LE SUFFERING SO DARK DEEP JUST LIKE THE INTENSINE FROM THE MADMAN pissdrinking simulator';

'>>3477579
Excessive angst starting from Book 3 hasn't turned you off? For me it was the main reason I slowly grew out of the series - it's just annoying to see nothing but angst. Same with a lot of fantasy WiPs... why so much angst, did it pay everyone to write it?

I know the reason, though. Easiest way to pad out size - just look at that guy from SpaceBattles writing nothing but Glorygirl whining. One fic is usually the size of a fat-ass novel.';

'>>3477600
>why so much angst
I blame GoT.';

'>>3477587
and it's all junko's fault';

'>>3477614
Junko is the best thing about the franchise and part 4 was the peak.';

'>>3477619
Yanderefags will really eat up anything, huh';

'I remember when I first "played" hyuga and I liked how you could say that protecting masami was your first priority as a bodyguard and not saving the world or whatever, and then masami gets sidelined for like 3 books while the ronin fucks off to ansgt that he doesn't have the super special glowing eyes murder powers and his tragic backstory.
>>3477619
for me it's masami and *maybe* toshie when she isn't being a wishy washy retard';

'WIP recommendations where everyone but you absolutely hated?';

'>>3477649
I thought the child soldier from that one never ever wip was interesting idea for a character, but I heard she was just a clone of a character from a trails game. Other than that uh I liked birds of a rose but thats pretty tolerated here because you can play a Powermaxxing autist who'll sell his body to his boss if it means moving up in the pecking order. I can't really think of wips that anons here don't like that isn't for a good reason, most of the time its because the wips are very amateur. (Which is why I won't be doing patreon or some shit like that for my wip because I AM an amateur and I don't think people should pay for amateur work, plus being paid puts pressure on making and keeping strict(ish) deadlines at a time where I dunno if I could keep them)';

'>>3477649
Tale of Heroes. The character writing is phenomenal, the prose is ambrosia and the world building is simply...sublime. Though, to be fair, it *is* rather demanding of the one's IQ.';

'>>3477476
Shame the technocracy isn't an actual magitech faction, because Mage is retarded and technology is actually just a magical psy-op. Healing crystals will work if enough people believe in it, man!';

'>Knife skill is low and I want to improve it
>I am getting robbed once again
>See that I have a 7% chance to succeed on stabbing someone
>"Fuck it, even if I fail I am holding onto too much junk anyways. I need to increase my knife skills."
>Expecting her to succeed and steal my stuff
>I end up stabbing and killing her instead by accident
>Didn't even raise my skill with knives.
Oopsie Daisy.';

'>>3477774
drop the acc requirement you fag';

'>>3477805
As if I have any control over the fact that you need an account to play.';

'Sorry I've been playing new rimworld dlc.
At least broomslop is ready for demo publishing for all intents and purposes.';

'>>3477619
>When she drags you around by the thread
my dick becomes diamonds every time';

'>>3477857
Was it any good? I bought the previous Dlcs and decided they were alright except for the Arco-nexus fucking bullshit since it demands you restart your colony three separate times to actually get it.';

'>>3477476
That's practically 40k';

'>>3477866
The latest patch fixed most problems I've had with it, but it's mostly a glorified event pack. If you're not into the gimmick it's not worth it.';

'>>3477933
>The latest patch fixed most problems I've had with it
Same thing happened to me with biotech, I bought biotech instantly when it was released and binged it, only for the issues I had with it to be addressed in patches after I had my fill.
At any rate, glad to hear that the demo is ready for publishing. Will honeypot be in the demo or will she be introduced later down the line?';

'>>3477949
>Will honeypot be in the demo or will she be introduced later down the line?
a-anon...
she's in the other cyoa.... i'm sorry.....
Also she 99% won't be in the capeshit demo either.';

'>>3477965';

'>>3477482
I was like that about 30 years ago. Might & Magic helped me get past this. Although it was likely not the only thing.';

'My best QoL of Life thing I've added was using unchangeable variables for surnames. Probably saved days of time of doublechecking the spelling.
Second-best was drawing a family tree with notes, having to remember 19 siblings is certainly a task.';

'just read pon para and it’s exceptionally mediocre, don’t know why it’s constantly shilled
same with golden rose, mediocre and yet shilled constantly';

'>muh 1 million words
>read a playthrough in two hours
LOL!';

'>>3477965
>spoiler
really though good work man, I'm proud of you.';

'>>3478169
>incomprehensible surnames
why are russians like this?';

'>>3478226
>German: My autism is beyond your comprehension!
Frenchman: My marital affairs are beyond your comprehension!
>Brit: My faith in Allah is beyond your comprehension!
>Slav: My NAME is beyond your comprehension!';

'>>3478169
What the fuck are even those surnames. Makes the localized Harry Potter ones look actually good.';

'>>3478247
>What the fuck are even those surnames
You hadn't even seen first names yet.
>Makes the localized Harry Potter ones look actually good.
Localized Harry Potter surnames were based af tho.';

'>>3478326
guys who's your favorite RO vagnedrateknivchi or alitinadeverkevostrovsky?';

'>>3478330
>alitinadeverkevostrovsky
Thanks anon, I think I'll steal this one.';

'>>3478326
Are these bitches polish? No self-respecting Russian would have this gibberish instead of a proper name.';

'>>3478330
For me, it's my girl Dazdraperma Podyeblonskaya.';

'>>3478350
Make sure to properly credit me or I shall cast a hex on your bloodline >:) use the name it'd be neat';

'>>3478326
I bet you also think KistyaMur translation of LotR was based, you fucking philistine.';

'>>3478326
Those are holhol ukranian names not proper Russian ones.';

'>>3478359
The setting and countries are original, but it's mostly western-slav inspired. Although not-serbs fucked everyone in the ass just recently (your babushka's time) with skyscraped-tall wooden magical mechs with child-pilots physically infused into the bark, so there's a southern-slav influence in the region too.

>>3478367
That's probably gonna be a surname, tho. Names are shorter so they're easier to remember.

>>3478370
I've only read LotR in english, but I'm sure it's not that bad.';

'>>3478376
> I'm sure it's not that bad.
It translated Glorfindel as Vseslavur, Rohan for some reason got turned into Ristaniya and all orks talked in penal colony snowniggerspeak.';

'>>3478376
it could be a surname or just alitina for sort, either way its just neat to contribute to the project.';

'>>3478326
Thanks to localized Harry Potter names I never realized there were any non-whites in the books, they all sounded like the same punny gibberish to me, even shit like Cho Chang. Bong names sure are weird, huh?';

'>>3478169
>QoL of Life
>quality of life of life';

'>>3478169
...How long is Serbero-kun's nose?';

'>>3478359
>No self-respecting Russian
No such thing.';

'>>3478376
>three serbs fuse into a multiheaded goliath
>Serberus';

'>>3478501
>Aserbura
>Serbatoncheires';

'>>3478372
Kill yourself Ivan';

'>>3478501
kek';

'>>3478224
>implying I read it all in a day
use your nose to breathe mongoloid';

'>>3478372
Kill yourself Ivan

>>3478381
That's pretty funny, but in an "indian street food" kind of way.

>>3478475
That's Serebro-senpai for you. And she's a chick.
Serebrospin means Silverback, and they got that family name for having blonde hair. And hairy backs.

Okay that's enough from me, I do very little if I talk about shit instead of doing shit.';

'>>3478510
>>3478541';

'>>3478542
Kek';

'>/po/rasha leaking through in my cyoa thread
surreal';

'>>3478554
Might be more of a /k/ thing than a /pol/ thing since the above picture is specifically referencing /k/.';

'>>3478541
serebro's bearish brother...';

'>>3478559
2ch's /po/ is acting as the Global Predictor for /k/ though.';

'>>3478554
What the fuck does origami have to do with anything?';

'Is this the latest version, orcbros?
https://dashingdon.com/play/numberedentity/an-unexpectedly-green-journey';

'>>3478575
No, the latest version is 0.999 but you have to find the author in person and say the secret passcode. At which point he will slip you a USB with the Latest and Greatest version on it.';

'>>3478586
>Latest and Greatest
Not interested unless it's also the greenest.';

'>>3478586
I'm a mean enough and green enough dude, I know what I must do...';

'>>3478177
Part of the appeal for me was that cliche mysticism like, "You're not ready to know yet" gets questioned or called out and a substantial part of the driving force behind the narrative is finding answers, consequences be damned. It's kind of a Faustian, white man thing. Are you white?';

'>>3478542
Ever since the Azov battalion lost I no longer care about Ukraine in any capacity, I no longer consider them anything more than a jewish puppet state, and am fine with Russia conquering it.';

'We need more space operas.';

'>>3478741
The most I can offer you is a victorian academy that follows modern progressive ideals take it or leave it.';

'>>3478741
Well, uhh, I did create this shitty flowchart while I was bored. But is more to LARP as Palpatine than Reinhard.';

'My Green skinned brothers we must stop our infighting, Inshkrog! Krog does not desire us to fight eachother because of the colour of our green skin, light green is not superior to dark green!
Instead we must unite together to: exterminate humans!
Devour Halflings!
Enslave dwarves for their metal!
And finally work with elves to increase the fertility of our lands. Inshkrog!

THusly you must remove your ignorance and read the holy green Hadith of KROG!

Krog akbar! Krog akbar! Krog akbar!

Oh and a gentle reminder to all green skinned brothers. If an orc does not cultivate wood or earth qi they have betrayed Krog! We must remove them by the roots! Krog akbar! Inshkrog!';

'>>3478796
Fuck that shit kill them all for the demons.';

'>>3478796
>sparing elves
lok'tar ogar pussy';

'>>3478798
>>3478828
Based.
>>3478796
Genocide them. Suffer the non orcs not to live.';

'undefined';

'>>3478902
> Sick with envy
What is this motherfucker jealous of? The privilege of being the greatest jobber to ever exist?';

'>>3478902
Is a God of Jobbing being the best jobber makes him *not* job to other jobbers, or does his title demand that he job to jobbers, being jobber amongst jobbers?';

'Working Title is truly...a game';

'>>3478977
Have you enough Sense to unravel this Sorcery!?';

'>>3478980
Throw it straight ahead all 7 times, since I have a 25% chance to hit inside the circle I should hit every 1 out of 4 times. Meaning that I hit it within the allocated amount of daggers';

'>>3478980
can i pray to the saints and skip this?';

'>>3479007
That is option 1';

'>>3478980
spin for style points';

'>>3478980
>forced femc
ehhhhh';

'>>3479039
It's shit anyway so don't bother.';

'Behold!';

'>>3479058
...I'm pretty sure I've taped up my webcam, how did you get this?';

'>>3479064
>This Anon used transparent tape
This green one has slow brains';

'theres a robot space demo thing, might be neat to play as an unfeeling robobro';

'nevermind its shit. Why does everyone think they are so clever when they do le quirky character writting I JUST WANNA BE A TERMINATOR AAAAAHH';

'>>3479158
God damn it, that would have been the perfect time for an it pronoun as well. As flawed as Detroit become human was, at least it did let you play the role of an unfeeling Terminator in the form of conner (the android sent by cyberlife). If they are making a robot CYOA how come they ignored what worked in that game?
Also, what is the name of the game you are referring to? I assume it is a new WiP.';

'Found a game you might like.
https://forum.choiceofgames.com/t/femboy-dating-simulator-120k-words-new-update/134897';

'>>3479222
I wouldn't recommend it right now, lacks content';

'>>3478959
Bro being such a huge jobber that you fall into a coma for 2 years and grow weaker by 2 stages is a fucking accomplishment.

>>3478964
The essence of a jobber is to be humiliated by someone stronger.
Power levels don't actually matter to a jobber, only the levels of humiliation do.';

'>>3479182
here you go https://dashingdon.com/play/john-matthieu/saturnine/mygame/';

'Can I play as an engineer in Breach?
Is engineering actually useful?';

'>>3479571
you're always the boss of the team';

'>The glowniggers and the gang in Breach work for the same guy
Too real';

'What compels someone to do this?';

'>>3479613
I want more games where I can be an engineer...

>>3479635
Does it have a save system at least?';

'>>3479635
Mental retardation. If he insist on using dice, he should at least drop the d20 and take 3d6. It gives a more natural spread, at least. It's still a shit idea though.';

'why is she so autistic? I still love her';

'>>3479666
Don't you lose a bit of health when she does that?';

'>>3479675
iir like 5% yeah lmao';

'>Pass a Persuasion check
>Lesbian turns straight';

'>>3479685
Literally just like real life but the check is for CHA.';

'>>3479685
but enough about infamous';

'>>3479685
Lesbians aren't real, they're the same as people calling themselves asexual while watching porn';

'>>3479685';

'Pharaoh was apparently pronounced "Pe-Ro" and it was really just "Ro" and "Pe" was a definite article like "The".';

'>>3479740
A fascinating take, HOWEVER no one will believe you and even those that do will not change their ways.';

'>>3479745
"Pha-Ro" was undoubtedly how the Greeks pronounced it. Coptics, the ones who speak the closest living form of ancient Egyptian, are apparently pronouncing it "Pe-Ro". Could just say "Pharaoh" is an equally valid add-on or branch of ancient Egyptian, in the sense that languages can evolve or mutate.';

'>>3479750
I would simply imposs that the proper English word is "Pharaoh". I doubt the Chinese use the word King to describe french kings all the time, they probably use the Mandarin word for it often.';

'>>3479755
Yea. So agreeing that Islam is a blight upon this Earth, which was cooler before its influence - Egypt or Persia?';

'>>3479740
Well the title was around for thousands of years so even in Egyptian the pronunciation must have changed quite a lot over time.';

'>>3479740
Don't care didn't ask still pronouncing it the same way I always have.';

'Read thread for the first time.
>You should play Orc game
It's gone. Great timing, me.';

'>>3479740
Do you also call Cicero Kikero?';

'>>3479786
Maybe I pronounce it "Kick-ero". I guess no one else has really looked into ancient Persia or ancient Egypt. Right now I'm reading some alternative history fanfic of ancient Egypt surviving to the modern age. It's pretty autistic.';

'>>3479758
I say Persia simply for the creation of eyeliner which is a dick-to-diamonds pipeline.';

'>>3479758
Persia wins by the virtue of not becoming a diluted cheap slut for Hellenic and Roman cocks.';

'>>3479784
What do you mean it's gone it's right ther-
>DEMO WILL SOON BE TAKEN OFFLINE
Huh, damn yeah your timing sucks. Thankfully there are ways around that.
https://web.archive.org/web/20240324061442/https://dashingdon.com/play/numberedentity/an-unexpectedly-green-journey/mygame/';

'>>3479795
Did you mean Egypt? https://www.businessinsider.com/surprising-history-of-eyeliner-not-just-for-vanity-2023-11';

'>>3479797
Persia and Egypt both eventually ended being conquered by autistic Muslims, though. And Egypt before being conquered already shared an affinity with Greece, at least more than Persia, which both nations resisted.';

'>>3479799
Half the buttons don't work this way, unfortunately. I'll just wait until the full version is up or, more likely, I've forgotten about the game.';

'>>3479795
you wouldn't betray rome... right anon?';

'>>3479805
Except that Egypt was reduced to being a bread basket for Roman BVLLS for centuries by that point and had little of their identity remaining.
Meanwhile, Persia was kicking shit out of Romans up to the very Muslim conquests, got a really sweet deal in the new Muslim order and had a very ample hand in shaping the Arabic culture.';

'>>3477476
make a Mahoka CYOA or Raildex and don't get sued.';

'>>3477489
it's designed to run on single core CPUs and memory leaks even with the fanpatch which supposedly fixed most gamebreaking bugs.

Just emulate Shadowrun for Genesis.';

'>>3479817
By that standard, Egypt was not alone in being reduced, and their culture was generally admired and adopted even by its conquerors. It's culture was finally truly wiped out by the autistic Muslims. And if I'm reading correctly, Rome/Byzantium and Persia were both kicking the shit out of each other respectively - it's how the Muslims managed to invade both successfully, because they had exhausted each other previously. Finally, Arabia existed before Muslims, though it's now of course heavily associated with them, and it's arguable that the Muslims basically just stole all the accomplishments and achievements of the true Arabs (amongst others) - Persians - and then just called it an "Islamic Golden Age". Not that sweet of a deal, if you ask me.';

'>>3479828
*Its culture';

'>>3479828
If the true arabs wanted to be remembered for their accomplishments they should have lost the war to the muslims. History is always written by the victor without fail.';

'>>3479824
we are getting a magical girl cyoa but thankfully it won't be that "edgy" shit';

'>>3479832
I would argue the Muslims weren't better than those they conquered, they merely swooped in while their betters were exhausted.';

'>>3479836
You can be conquered by your lessers or betters. This can be seen everywhere in life. Ant's taking out a wasps nest or other bigger insects through sheer numerical superiority. The best MMA fighter losing against 5 untrained chuckefucks because they all went after him at once. Or in wars like you are mentioning, where the better has been depleted and now can be attacked in force by a substandard foe. If the True Arabs didn't want to lose to the Muslims they shouldn't have had a slatemate with their first foe, or wiped out the Muslims while they had the chance before their forces were depleted or any number of other Hypotheticals. As it stands, they shouldn't have lost if they didn't want their achievements to be claimed by their conquerors.';

'>>3479841
Then it appears conquest is not the sole determinant factor in who is better or lesser. For example, replicability, because the conquerors of Persia, the Muslims, cannot replicate the achievements of the Persians.';

'>>3479828
>it's arguable that the Muslims basically just stole all the accomplishments and achievements of the true Arabs (amongst others) - Persians - and then just called it an "Islamic Golden Age". Not that sweet of a deal, if you ask me.
The less developed conqueror culturally becoming little different from the conquered is like Tuesday in that part of the world or when you deal with nomadic conquerors in general. There's nothing wrong with it, and it speaks in favor of the conquered culture, rather.
And the 'sweet deal' I meant was that the Arabs found no way to govern the conquered Persia without relying on what was already established before them, relying local Persian advisors, bureaucrats, governors and so on as a crutch. Persians got to preserve their identity, language and even got to btfo the Umayyads during the Abbasid Revolution.';

'Why are we talking about Egypt? Is there a cyoa about Egypt? Can you fuck Cleopatra in it? I'm so confused.';

'>>3479885
There was a HG set in Egypt, but it was kinda shitty. Shame because I enjoyed the horror elements. There's also a WIP but it's probably dead.';

'>>3479885
I'm betting my hat that theres gonna be a not!cleopatra genderbent himbo in the not!rome genderbent wip';

'Not rome got updated';

'Any promising WIPs (preferably ones that’ll actually be finished, I KNOW, I’m asking for a lot here)?';

'>>3480225
Mind blind (demos got moved to patreon but they have made a lot of progress in between the fluff posts) and the orc game';

'MindBlindbros, is mindbreaking Nick morally correct?';

'Kobold Adventure is apparently still making $489.4 a month even though it's been dead for like 2 years. In the same vein as Gol D. Roger declaring One Piece is out there, I wish to state this: (adult) interactive fiction is a bank to be robbed. CoG World Order not only must be overturned, but it's also good for you.';

'>>3480272
Corruption of champions was the last good cyoa weg';

'>>3480266
yes (its for his own good). also I am morally justified in flirting with the terrorists while I have a girlfriend because I am doing it for the mission. and if the mission requires me to go down on her to keep my cover than thats just the price i have to pay';

'>>3479666
Game? I want to let a cute mouse girl eat me alive';

'>>3479814
I would not betray my tomboy wife, no';

'>>3480305
its the second breach game, mouse is just a code name since your all criminals. She plays a prominent role in the first one too being your best friend that you've been commiting petty crimes with before you even join the gang and is the closest person you can trust.She's a cinnamon roll and isn't who you'd expect to be working for criminals but she thinks the gang are the good guys(lol) she is also to be protected at all costs and the reason you shouldn't sell out to the cops because she'll end up taking a bullet for you For actual monster girls the "drink your villian juice" demo has a sheep girl.';

'>>3480314
first game is breach the archangel job';

'>>3480266
No. He's your brother and has done so much for you. You should never compromise on your morals btw.';

'lol the night market is so bad even cogites are saying they wouldn’t purchase the full game';

'>>3480467
Isn't that kind of talk normally redacted?';

'>>3480512
it is if they disparage the author too much
from what I found, you can critique the actual writing and story, but if the author complains then yeah it usually is redacted';

'Broken Fable got an update.';

'I can't take the not!Rome WiP seriously because the """worldbuilding""" is literally just the author's feitsh.';

'>>3480557
Did they fix the Fable?';

'I’m sorry but holho- i mean orc life-simulator is just too autistic for me, i can’t keep up with it';

'>>3480629
>/pol/ poster is retarded
More news at eleven';

'>>3480637
How could you tell they are from /pol/?';

'>>3479885
I liked Choice of Alexandria.';

'>>3480642
By his cognitive abilities being so badly damaged that he can't even write his ethnic slur properly.';

'>>3480654
>being this much of an autistic retard
how do you people function in real life?';

'>>3480629
You're just too retarded for it, my good man. I suggest you buy some colored blocks instead, they'd be perfect for you.';

'>>3480581
is it a good fetish?';

'>>3477478
in Mage the faction called the Technocracy is actually using magic for their technology but because what is real or not is determined by the collective beliefs of humanity it means that if they can brainwash people hard enough their magic just becomes technology that anyone can use. so I guess he wants more games where the science in science fiction is openly magical in nature';

'>>3480629
Might I suggest wayhaven for you instead? That seems to be up to your speed.';

'>>3480693
Do you ever dream of being a 40 year old boytoy for a 50+ Empress? That's what the game is about.';

'>OrkGOD is still going to update the game with new stuff after release
>All while working on another project
H-He's to powerful...';

'>>3480629
Yeah I also couldn't get into it. Playing as a rus- I mean orc just felt too barbaric.';

'>these are the criminals that took over LA';

'>added one of the two ways to restore hair for YB disciples
Niggy knelt to the powercel cabal.
Dropping my boosty sub rn.';

'>>3480637
>>3480716';

'>>3480724
That's why I prefer cultivator-anon's consistency instead, in that he is always late and always ______me.';

'>>3480768
get off the 4chins and get on the typewriter you fucking monkey';

'>>3480768
get off your wife and get on the typewriter you fucking monkey';

'>>3480768
Get back to work, you dumbass ape.';

'>>3480768
Lazy bastard you need to write for me.';

'>>3480710
Just use the power of your imagination to age everyone down 20 years. plus Haganon will like it then';

'>>3480778
The power of imagination won't prevent the setting being a Romaboo's femdom wet dream.';

'>>3480768
>no trip
Yeah and I'm the king of England.';

'PoMA update.';

'>>3480786
we are so back';

'>>3480786
one of the better mythic paths, far better than az*ta';

'>>3480789
>Get hype for thr Freedom Angel path pre-release where you can be like ancient heroes slaying monsters on adventures and romance a redeemed succubus
>game comes out
>they're snake people
>also they're all anout gay Whooville songs and recruiting naive morons as your army
>redeemed succ wont sleep with you
Modern games simply do not spark joy.';

'>Poma slop';

'>>3480794
Cultivator anon can we not?';

'>>3480793
>redeemed succ won't sleep with you
she literally does once desna finishes brainwashing I mean freeing her though?';

'>>3480797
Only in a dream your goddess gives you as a one time gift, irl she doesnt';

'>>3480799
literally cope';

'>>3480799
don't tell that to /crpgg/ schizos or they'll have another melty';

'>>3480642
He's not dilating for the jewkraine on Discord with his NAFO sisters, duh';

'>>3480677
maybe, they’re more mentally challenging than and coherent than holho- I mean orc life-simulator
>>3480705
based';

'>>3480768
Stay on your wife but bring your typewriter';

'>>3480789
>doesn't have cute breedable dragon cunnywife
>better';

'>>3480886
Did they have to make the dragon in the Eragon movie sound so seductive?';

'>>3480886
Anon....She's ten...';

'>>3480897
Out of ten!';

'>no romance at all
>niche subject matter
>sandbox with multiple paths to chose each with their own endings
>actually finished and self-cointained
Is An Unexpectedly Green Journey the ultimate CoGger repellent?';

'>>3480915
I don't like playing as an orc(nigger)';

'>Get the shit kicked out of you by a bunch of losers until you fall into a coma
Jobberbros... we are so fucking back.';

'>>3480931
You can quit playing the game of life any time, niggerbro.';

'>>3480915
>>niche subject matter
Have you been living under a rock the past century? Playable orcs are a fantasy game staple.';

'>>3480947
>expecting CYOA readers to have actually read or played any sort of fantasy table-top games in their entire lives';

'>>3480947
Playable orcs in games that aren't wholly dedicated to being an orc alone.';

'>>3480940
Why is Nicky like this';

'>>3480958
He's in college so writing is his entire job. In many ways his writing is the very essence of Jobbing.';

'>the whole "I'm the greatest and you're dogshit" speech was her attempt at keeping you motivated and not letting the loss get you down
My cute autistic wife.';

'>>3480967
Somehow the most relatable character in the game.';

'>>3480967
ruo is that mistranslation of thoughts to speech meme incarnate';

'>>3480967
>shit wife advances you a stage by giving you pharma
>best wife makes you go from mortal to immortal cultivator by motivating you';

'>>3480967
yikes
this is as bad as KaE, why are you guys shilling this?';

'>>3480986
Xianxiafags only read things written by bugs or machines.';

'Also the Ruo POV confirms she let the MC win.';

'>>3480967
Post her thoughts when she saw me tardwrangling a dragon.';

'>>3480994
There's no alternate POVs for every scene, from what I've read it's just 3 right now.
-Ruo after tournament
-Mei after the vampire dude
-Ai after her date';

'>>3480993
Can't wait to find out that the peasant guy also gave you the win out of pity.';

'>>3480997
>-Mei after the vampire dude
Post that one';

'>>3481000
I'm still pretty far from that and keep getting distracted by things outside the game. If you want to wait a few hours, I'll do it when I get to it.';

'>>3480993
>>3480999
>mc a weak cuck
>can only win through pity
lol, just lmao';

'>>3481003
You could do that or leak the password.';

'>>3481007
663418';

'>>3481007
It's in that thread, Junior, you know the one.
https://choiceofmods.com/threads/wips-full-games-and-side-stories-not-public-ver.3/';

'>>3479644
>Does it have a save system at least?
Even better. Switching to the character screen and back rerolls every die.';

'>spear twin fling
What you gotta do for that?';

'>look up the "official" character art for zombie exodus safe haven
>almost all are attractive white folk
he has a thing for thick blonde chicks lol, but still, unironically based, will definitely be buying this again';

'>>3481177
I *think* you have to save Guo?
And also pass a perception check.';

'>>3481182
The opposite of the new werewolf game. The white option days "I'm white, at least as far as I can tell" like what the fuck, HALF of the werewolf tribes are white. Silver Fangs, Shadow Lords, Fianna, Get of Fenris, Black Furies, and Children of Gaia. Why the fuck would you doubt being white? Fucking Californians man, the worst.';

'>>3481194
>https://twitter.com/JimDattilo/status/1625518758646235138?t=naoc0PUS-PEGcEdRKBAqbg&s=19
>https://www.gamesbyjimd.com/artwork
blondes are better equipped for the apocalypse it seems
>>3481194
i forget but didn't one of the tribes get retconned into being indigenous or aboriginals in north america?';

'>>3481194
White people don't actually exist, so when people say they are "white" they don't actually know what they are yet. People actually believe this. Imagine saying that to someone when they say they are "black".';

'>Some people actually pay 30 dollars a year in order to have the luxury of being able to play the game
I hate games as a service. Wish I could buy the game outright.';

'>>3481216
The sub is rather worthless. You get like 10 more actions cap, slightly faster energy regen, access to a zone for shitters with little content and that's it.
Still more useful that the one in Fallen London desu.';

'I just became a Person of Some Importance. It's like half the game was replaced with grinding for... something. You want new content? Please grind for the stuff that unlocks this content. You want to progress? Grind some more!

Ugh. At least MYN had decent storylines, even if grind was annoying. I don't even know what the fuck I am even grinding towards.';

'>Say I'm gonna introduce a free market
>don't take bribes from buisnessmen
>don't bail out big companies when they fail
>do support small buisness/create basic systems for the people
am I captilisming right? trying to make a mixed economy thats favored towards capitalism but make sure the quality of life for all citizens is going up and I'm not just lining the pockets of the already rich';

'>>3481236
Have you never heard of what's Fallen London is like? The grind IS the game. It only gets worse as you go on generally.';

'>>3481236
Same shit happened to me in Cultist Simulator, I find those games to just be not worth the time investment.';

'>>3481236
I just finished my house in the Bordertown and made a little bit of progress on a catfish tank. I also believe I found a way to increase my hand a little bit. If I equip a vehicle ("Toshar QuAT" for me) it increase my hand to 4 for a little while and eventually goes back to 3. I suspect if I unequip it as soon as I can and equip it again I will have a consistent way to increase the size of my hand.';

'> Hit a coding block bad(I am really bad at this)

> Solid month of trying to make a snarl of event outcomes work even half correctly so I can let someone see it without killing myself in shame

> Jump miles ahead in the story and write a completely self contained section that flows great and you are proud of but will now retroactively make your coding of the rest even more complicated

I havent felt this dumb since I went to jail, honestly. At least this cop show gets a holiday special.';

'>>3481270
Don't worry, I am willing to bet money that CultivatorAnon, SquireAnon and Honeypot all experienced trouble with coding. With practice comes proficiency.';

'>>3481270
You should worry, I am willing to bet that CultivatorAnon, SquireAnon, and Honeypot have never had trouble with coding. No matter how much you practice you will never become better.';

'>>3481239
It's easier to commit fully to either capitalism or communism, but if it's your first playthrough just do whatever you feel best. You'll probably fuck up, but that's half the fun.';

'Not to sound like an asshole or anything, but I legitimately don't see how anyone struggles with choicescript. I haven't written a game or anything, but I've fucked around with IDE out of curiosity and it's easy as piss to figure out.';

'>>3481293
>Not to sound like an asshole or anything, but I legitimately don't see how anyone struggles with choicescript
>I haven't written a game or anything
I lack an accurate reaction image to respond with';

'>>3481270
I believe in you anon';

'>>3481293';

'>>3481293
The people who legitimately don’t understand the language are stupid but the big pain when it comes to ChoiceScript is the tedium. It’s a pain in the ass to keep track of all the variables.';

'>>3481182
I got nothing against anyone who wants to breed Jillian and if you want to build a family out of that, good for you. But she still a ho, and not for me.';

'>>3481239
Yes, that's thematically in keeping with capitalism, if that's what you're asking.

On a side note, I think I finally know a lower-left quadrant run I'd be willing to do - a liberal communist insofar as it as it maximizes my personal profit. I'll give the Bluds, the women, and commies whatever they want so long as I always get my fuck you money and can become virtually untouchable.';

'>>3481348
dw my male highscool teen mc will impregnate her and make her into a housewife and start a wholesome family with her :D';

'>>3481354
But if you're a teen then why wouldn't you do that with Madison...?';

'>>3481354
her sugar daddy should have been the one that lived/stayed';

'>not!Rome WiP update
>every single female RO is revealed to be over 40
By fucking Jove...
That does it, I'm going to gay it up with the not!Persian and bring down the matriarchy with our globohomo conspiracy.';

'>>3481293
It's all making sure that the code works and checking for errors. Even with the IDE, it's easy to cock one thing up and spend half an hour elbow deep in the code, trying to fix the broken variable that ruins everything else.';

'>>3481356
no teen girls are nasty';

'>>3481375
40 as in "their supernatural chi powers keep them looking 19-25 for decades if not centuries" or 40 as in....40?';

'>>3481388';

'>>3481396
Come on, it's probably written by a 40 year old woman. You know the answer.';

'>>3481396
The femoid magic here is actually secretly just le science, so yeah actual 40+. The youngest is 43, the oldest is like 55.';

'>>3481397
>skinny
>bony
>ugly bird like faces
>annoying
>immature
girls in their late 20’s to their early 30’s are superior
and more thicc';

'>>3481410
You realize that that's not determinant on the age of the teen? As in, teens can also be "thicc".';

'Have any of these games been called out for AI sloppa?';

'>>3481416
You mean like Aura Trash?';

'>>3481413
don’t care, it’s my preference, I just don’t teen girls attractive';

'>>3481396
Hag Anon will love it then. personally I would have perfered them to be around their 30s';

'>>3481375
>The homo revolution overthrows the matriarchy and puts men in charge
finally, fag kino';

'>>3481416
Be more specific, AI as in writing or AI as an artwork?';

'>>3481416
Kuso Clash.';

'>>3481416
hygua's boomer writer is a total AI fag';

'>>3481432
I really regret giving this guy money.';

'>>3481410
I've already told you in other threads anon, tits stop growing around 17. Life is not anime, a 30 year old woman's tits aren't any bigger than they were when she graduated high school.';

'>>3481410
hag faggot';

'>>3481426
writing.';

'>>3481410
>hagfag
>posts a fourteen-year-old
what did he mean by this';

'>>3481444
>we like hags here.jpg';

'>>3481423
Er....anon, women aren't men. Men generate sperm like they generate bloodcells, they make it on command. Women don't make more eggs, ever. They're born with all the eggs they'll ever have and menopause is the event where they lose the last one. No pills can fix that.';

'>>3481457
Wont stop me from trying.';

'>>3481457
something something gene splicing babies. yes this is a cope';

'>>3481436
Unless she has kids.';

'>>3481457
stem cell -> ovum + IVF';

'>>3481447
The poetry in PoMA is very clearly written by AI';

'>>3481505
>>3481507';

'>>3481509';

'>>3481509
I just realized that a CYOA set in a Silent Hill-esque scenario is a novel concept that’d do really well. Lots of tough choices to make and really weird shit could go down, you’d meet some weird smalltown people too. Put a romancable Pyramid Head standin in there and you’d be swimming in mentally ill women and fag money and you could do the most based move in CYOA history by making the climax of your “relationship” be it just fucking disemboweling you and sending you to a failure state where you’re forced to restart.';

'>>3481436
like I said i don’t care, my preference, I find teen girls nasty and unattractive
stay triggered ephebophilia incel';

'>>3481317
>>3481384
>the problem is the variables
I honest to god don't see how. All your variables are declared in the same text file. And it's not like you're keeping track of loops or hashtables or any of that crap with them. 90% of choicescript conditonals are just booleans or if x>y. Tedious sure, but confusing? Fuck no.';

'>>3481449
nope that’s his mom';

'How has the dashingdon save bug that traps you in the stats screen STILL not been fixed?';

'>>3481293
My only real defense is I only get a couple hours at a time to fiddle with it after work and between court ordered classes and comm service

Hyperbole aside, I have a decent grasp of the code itself. Its finding what variable I typoed or forgot when it breaks something later on that is time consuming.';

'>>3481690
No I had it happen to me on Sunday.';

'>spent all day playing dungeon crawl stone soup instead of working on my wip
AAAHH';

'>>3481808
You are well on your way to becoming like cultivator anon.';

'>>3481812';

'>It's been 4 years since Aura Clash last updated
Time sure flies, huh...';

'>>3481875
>mfw writing conditional re/introductions for the entire companion cast in a hub with different flavor, knowing I'll have to do the same at the Trials for people who miss this too.';

'>>3481892
>missable content
CoGgers gonna freak!';

'>>3481875
>aura clash
is that the one with the sasuke-like edglord mary-sue that is impossible to beat?';

'>>3482005
No, that's Sabres of Infinity.';

'any games where I can be a loyal lapdog for an organization or some person? Ideally there's romance but I'll accept anything ranging from butler to hitman, I just want to serve...';

'>>3482005
the opposite, with the right stats and choices the rival in auraclash is a joke so far';

'>>3482049
Tally Ho is pretty good for that.';

'Nicky “Jobbing is my passion” Dicky';

'>>3482006
ugh don’t remind of that nigger
>is baneless
>somehow manages to either narrowly survive or avoid almost all bane-related traps despite not sensing them
fuck off
and the way he killed off the king, you know that was going to happen as soon as he introduced the sister and was going to tour the kingdom (for what? lmao) via a ship
after that I vow to never buy the anything from the infinity series, incredible predictable and quite bland story';

'>>3482049
Breach The Archangel Job';

'>>3482101
>for what? lmao
Speedreader-kun, it's made very clear the tour was a cover for the King to show up at Leoniscourt to sigh the Treaty in secret.';

'>>3482104
no I know it was with that other human kingdom for an alliance against the knife ears
but the issue is killing him off just like that, and replacing him with the sister who was never mentioned ONCE in the first book, and supposedly she is le cuper cunning and intelligent women who had her own spy network!!
it’s like she appeared out of nowhere and was more competent than the rest of the aristocrats and even the king
no that is bullshit and you know he just added her to appeal to a certain demographic';

'>>3482049
Say, how do you feel about self-harm and wangst?';

'>>3482110
If I'm harming myself that's not so great.
If I'm helping someone who's harming themselves, that works';

'>>3482120
Yeah... well there's still Stars Arisen.';

'>>3482108
Isobel was a thing even before Sabres of Infinity was a thing, you got your things backwards.';

'>>3482129
bullshit, Katerina would’ve mentioned her and n the first book, not to mention other nobles or even soldiers would’ve made mention of her due to her not being married, thus being eligible for marriage
no don’t defend this bullshit';

'>>3482132
Katarina wasn't in the first book. and the Circle of Isobel is, in fact, mentioned in Guns already.
Isobel was already the Queen in Shadow Regiment timeline (the one with the Fieldmarshal Cazarosta), which predated Sabres of Infinity WiP.';

'>>3482136
so who was the feminist in the first book? the one in the war council meeting in the tent?
>Isobel was already the Queen in Shadow Regiment timeline
>circle of isobel
no sorry that’s cope, if it’s not included in the first book, then it’s irrelevant
isobel is a Mary-sue character who is only relevant due to her gender and the killing off of her brother';

'>>3482140
>the feminist in the first book? the one in the war council meeting in the tent?
It wasn't in the first book and it was Welles.
>no sorry that’s cope
That's what I'm telling you. Shadow Regiment era lore posts had the whole Antari war, post-war politics, Isobel becoming the Queen and the civil war spoiled and 80% of the timeline carried over unchanged. Stop coping and do your lore reps if you want anyone to take you seriously.';

'>>3482151
no that is cope to excuse to author’s horrible writing and blatant character favoritism';

'Trying to appeal to everybody is a deathnail for creativity, consistency, and quality.';

'>>3482204
true, all cyoas should only appeal to me and my fetishes I mean tastes';

'>>3482208
Alright, watcha got';

'>>3482212
monster girls
impregnation
vanilla
marriage';

'>>3482217
based';

'>>3482217
>m*nster girls
Human men are made for Angel wives, though?';

'>>3482231
my monsterwife is an angel yes';

'>>3482217
You'll be happy with Tian Fang.';

'>>3482217
wasn't even me but this anon is based as fuck';

'>>3477491
Star wars is fantasy in a sci fi setting, i thought it was common knowledge by now';

'>>3482217
>monster slop';

'>>3482217
My king.';

'>>3482217';

'>>3482217
based monster fucker';

'>>3482217
needs hags and I would agree';

'>be maid of a minor noble
>get along like water and oil
>He makes a fool of himself for the last time and you call it quits
>a month(? don't remember how long exactly) later and you hear he's back on his feet
>said to be because he joined a club and his new maid is helping him out
>decide to call him to brag about how much better off you are now
>end up coming off as offering your services to him and about how much better you are than his new trashy maid
>?????
is starling autistic? she leaves because the MC is a wreck and then once he's recuperating she tries to come back. And she seems aggravated at how well the MC can get along with fitzie';

'Kenna love.';

'>>3482385
game?';

'>>3482385
>decide to call him to brag about how much better off you are now
When did this happen?

>>3482389
Jolly Good (you should play Tally Ho first)';

'>>3482391
my memory is a bit hazy.. I actually think it was during the interview the news lady said that starling made a statement? It was really condescending but also technically starling saying they would come back if the mc really asked for it, to which you can reply with 5 variations of "fuck off"';

'>>3482385
Starling obviously plotted your journey of self-discovery, how would she know that you'll jump on the first dirty Ir*sh mutt you see like a bitch in heat?';

'Golden Rose sucks.';

'>>3482399
elaborate';

'>>3482400
Rosa Aurea sugit';

'>>3482385
Women are short-sighted creatures motivated by marketing metrics. You were a bad product so she left. Once you were no longer hers and you became a good product, you became a loss in her portfolio. She doesn't want to have a loss. Simple as. Once she has you back and you're not a loss and she's used to your progress, she'll re-evaluate and probably leave again.';

'>>3482412
incel comment lmao';

'>>3482400
Incredibly bloated angstfest. When I say incredibly bloated I mean it.';

'>>3482413
No those tactics are exactly how I am married. Treating women like men is what has you ending up as an incel. Or worse, treating them like how anime portrays them: as asexual creatures that are attracted to deeds instead of features and will love you as long as you're "selflessly" doing something for them. That one's burned millions.';

'>>3482412
this is why you should date men';

'>>3482421
>or worse treating them how anime protrays them
Anon I....';

'>>3482425
anon, toonami aired 34 years ago. The 40 years olds of today giving boomer advice saw it in elementary school.';

'>still no fresh evil twinks to see

The economy is in shambles.';

'>>3482544
patience fujo I am writting up the most pathetic fuck up of an evil twink you can imagine';

'>>3477476
But can I fuck young men?';

'>>3482583
this is a wizard general sir';

'>>3482584
Okay

CYOA where I can fuck my apprentice?

Or Squire, if this is actually a Knight general?

Or fuck my Knight Mommy as her Squire?';

'>>3482586
Sir galahad is not a romance option. his daughter is though';

'>>3482627
Point me in the direction, kind anon!';

'>>3477543
what orc game?';

'>>3482634
Soon TM I really can't make any promises other that I've got a lot of ideas and a lot of time in a few months to expand on those ideas. I'm probably worse than cultivatorAnon with deadlines so please bear with me. In the meantime support your fellow anons who've actually produced stuff like zaper or afromantioned lazy family man';

'>>3482640
unexpectedly green journey. it might not be on dashingdon because it was really close to being finished last I checked, its probably still on choice of mods though';

'>>3482586
actually now that I think about arcadie has you either fuck your personal aging gaurdswoman or the knight lady who's also in her hag age and likes to dom princes';

'>>3482641
Well keep it up man. Nothing is as joyous, or as painful, as working towards large, personal projects.

Except raising kids. Same principles and all that.

>>3482645
>arcadie
>your personal aging gaurdswoman
>knight lady who's also in her hag age
I need this. I need this right now.';

'>>3482649
You can just go play Arcadie, its almost two years old.

If it helps the noble lady is also a schemer who may or may not be playing you.

I actually like it.';

'>>3482665
Yeah, just looked it up on steam and added it to my basket actually.
>may be playing me
Even better.

I've actually picked up a few games based on recs from this general. Really need to have a CYOA weekend honestly.';

'>>3482665
Arcadie sucks';

'>>3482544
>>3482583
is it weird that I’m mainly attracted to young guys from 18-24 and yet I find older women 40-60 more attractive?
I need a smut cyoa game that fulfills that fantasy or fetish';

'>>3482688
I've noticed a pretty common trend of guys that are in to twinks/traps also being in to muscle mommies and older women.';

'>>3482697
I just imagine a threesome where this skinny red-headed twink with freckles is sandwiched between me and some big ethnic milf with cowtits, he’s fucking her while fucking him
I really really need to see/or do this';

'>>3482697
Makes sense, them fags and all';

'>>3482711
Kys';

'>>3482723
Ukraine lost btw';

'>>3482711
>IMG
Go back.';

'>>3482732
>off-topic posting
shame on you!
what would you like to see in a smut choice game?';

'>>3482747
Is that just a mockup or a legit game?';

'>>3482772
Legit';

'>>3482665
>may be playing you
no she 100% falls for you along the way';

'>>3482747
senpai best girl';

'>>3482747
Puzzles that you need to solve in order to see an old image, like in those old flash games.';

'Unsuperbros...
Keeperbros...
Zombiebros...
Aurasisters...';

'>>3482882
>8 months without an update
Keeperbros lost. Bigly.';

'>new suzerain patch
>have to restart the rizia campaign
T-thanks!';

'I want to define and kill the law.';

'Gobsmacked by the logic in this';

'>>3482905
Why would the staff give a shit about the items in the store? Should they start to fight you and die or what?';

'>>3482913
Anyone pointing a gun at you is meat. You think the workers just assume you won't shoot them? Niggers do shit like that all the time. Often the first thing that happens when someone walks into a store with a gun is the workers drawing on them and firing because they know that putting their lives in the hands of a masked nutcase who would rob a store isn't remotely a safe bet.';

'>>3482682
What didn't you like about it anon? Did something stand out or was it just the general themes, tone or quality?';

'>>3482923
>Anyone pointing a gun at you is meat. You think the workers just assume you won't shoot them? Niggers do shit like that all the time. Often the first thing that happens when someone walks into a store with a gun is the workers drawing on them and firing because they know that putting their lives in the hands of a masked nutcase who would rob a store isn't remotely a safe bet.';

'>>3482966
Where else would it be, retard? It's about guns.';

'>>3482966
After mass rapes by migrants that only increase by thousands each year, the aussies and europoors truly cannot say shit about guns.';

'>>3482968
>>3482979
>yes goy try to kill the higly trained supersoldiers, you wouldn't want Mr. Shekelberg to lose money';

'>>3482988
No one cares about the store retard, they care about a gun being waved in their face. Someone can be robbing the back and I wouldn't give a shit, just don't show your face in the front. If you brandish a weapon at me I will swiss cheese you whether I'm on the street, at home, or at work.';

'Do you believe that corporations and overall corpocore are very important, should one write a mecha CYOA?';

'>>3482999
what?? also trips';

'>>3482999
Only if it's set in a semi-cyberpunk setting like the Armored Cores. Most of mecha stuff does absolutely fine without that stuff.
If I were writing one I'd avoid making it too core a theme desu
>le coporations...are le evil!
is way too banal and overused.';

'>>3482999
I think mecha actually works much better in a setting of ultra nationalists countries making the best mecha and ocassional thirdies, corpos, and bandits using "two wars old" junk mechas. I don't care about logistics, it's just cool.';

'I'm reading up on the partially translated pitch that kaneko wrote up for shin megami tensei 4, dude wrote a whole novels worth of content, and it makes me a bit sad at how little of it 4 ended up using and that we probably won't ever see the full draft. I won't be using a reincarnation plot but I'm definitely gonna borrow some ideas with the "medieval knights stumble into a post-apocalyptic modern city" premise. Though I will spend a good while building up the medieval setting and life before upheaving it, won't just throw the player in Not!tokyo after the first chapter.';

'>>3483012
If you're going to make the neutral route the obviously golden one I'm going to nuke your country.
t. Thorman';

'How do I deal with getting a white screen in an android emulator when running one of these games? I'm using Bluestacks if that matters';

'>>34830
this is the future lawfags want';

'>>3482999
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer earthnoids vs spacenoids over corporate warfare.';

'reminder';

'>>3483074
For fanon to be a thing a fandom needs to be bigger than 1 (one) Russian fujo off her meds.';

'>>3483074
Excuse me? I like my twinks with all of their canonically accurate violent nature.

>>3483082
Meds are for people who can afford to be jobless if diagnosed.';

'>>3483100
I take Adhd meds because I'm too scatterbained without them to be reliable for producing stuff. though I don't take stimulants that shit gives me anxiety and I had a panic attack on it once';

'>>3483082
This. Nobody actually cares about Mecha Ace. Nobody cares about kendrickstone either. Infinity is the only halfway decent thing he's ever written.';

'>>3483104
I just got used to the way my brain works. It feels like wrangling a tiger, but anything is better than getting diagnosed.';

'>>3483104
You dont need meds you need to lift, unjokingly. Men produce hormones that focus the mind through longterm exercise.';

'>>3483068
Use lucky patcher

https://choiceofmods.com/threads/how-to-use-lucky-patcher-to-fix-white-screen-in-cog-mods.607/';

'>>3483105
Mecha Ace is the only Wangshit I actually like. Hawkins a shit though and Gundam sucks.';

'>>3483100
>jobless if diagnosed.
Never stopped me from getting a job. It's a literal non-issue unless want to work for the government or something.
t. Category Д(жentleman)';

'>>3483068
Why would you emulate a cog game on pc? Just play the pc version';

'Man I really want the hunter cyoa to be good. It probably won't be though since its based off of V5 which is just worse vigil';

'>>3483196
It won't be good because WoD isn't good in the first place';

'>>3483202
everyones got their own tastes, but personally I really enjoy the setting for monster hunting and pitting players agaisnt unbeatable odds';

'cyoas for this feel?';

'>>3483213
Cuck for the West.';

'>>3482999
Probably competing interests between government and the particular company would be better.';

'>>3483111
Trips of truth';

'>>3482697
>people with rare and unusual taste tend to have more rare and unusual tastes
woa
>>3483005
>>3482999
ive never really seen a cyberpunk/corpocore type game where youre a recently hired assistant trying to ruthlessly climb up the ranks. would be neat subversion of the genre';

'>>3482882
Unsupervised is in the hands of the gods now.
>Confirmar que é humano';

'>cyberpunkdreams won't let you get any actually important positions of authority because the whole premise is that you're le sleeper corpo undead operative just here for the mission
One fucking job and cunt can't even do it right...';

'>>3483294
>won't let you get any actually important positions of authority
Did I fuck up my making my character lust for the high life?';

'>>3483302
The only reactivity it has at the moment is a random card shitting up your slums deck where your guy gets menaces and keeps seething with a Johny Mnemonic epic reference meme speech, and going to drink the Yakuza tea (no more than 3 times per real week btw).';

'>>3483305
So far the only thing it has affected for me is giving me Guaranteed 100% discomfort whenever I draw the slums card about walking through trash in the slums. Kinda sucks that there is no way to start living the high life now that I know this. Thought I was going to be working towards a luxurious future rather then subsisting on the lower Strata of society.';

'>>3483315
The best 'high-life' option you get for the moment is the subscriber-only zone, and it's still just a nicer hood in the Slums where you can get a massage or a manicure and won't get mugged at every turn.
The actual high life is supposed to be in the Policed Zones, but those won't be coming for years with how long the Badlands alone are taking him.';

'>>3482999
mecha is about space not capitalism';

'Cyberpunkdreams is shit and I really hope you’re not giving the retard who made it any of your money.';

'Where's our Exalted CYOA?';

'>>3483348
I want to play it but don’t want to make an account just to play it
my steam acc should be enough';

'Please stop playing cyberpunkdreams. You deserve better. Your time is more valuable than that.';

'>>3483391
Name 5 games that could fill the space cyberpunkdreams holds in my heart';

'>>3483400
any of the grindan games are more enjoyable grinds Also nis is going backrupt again for realsies this time';

'>>3483400
Crashed Londinium';

'>>3483400
Outer Wilds
1000xRESIST
The Pale Beyond
Final Fantasy 14
Graveyard Keeper';

'>>3483400
may I ask why it holds a special place in your heart? kinda hard to believe a 3yr game would illicit such an emotional response?';

'>>3483433
It's the only CYOA that lest me roleplay the full cuck experience.';

'>>3483435';

'>>3483435
Have you tried PoMA?';

'>>3483435
have you tried any html game on F95?';

'where did it go so, so wrong?';

'>>3483111
>longterm exercise
As in, a 30 minute routine that's been kept to for months. Or a four hour workout marathon whenever your feeling unfocused?';

'>>3483435
Have you tried Aura Clash?';

'>>3483440
Ai didn't describe in full detail how her gang went full bukkake mode on her (yet), so cyberpunkdreams is better.
>>3483447
Not mechanically deep enough. cyberpunkdreams allows me to fully immerse myself by allowing me to have a mental illness that makes me a simp for a whore and/or a vtuber.';

'>>3483450
the 'cord';

'>>3483450
Purity guy happened.';

'>>3483450
What went wrong? I didn't keep track of it for a while.';

'>>3483454
soon anon';

'>>3483454
>>3483462
what is the appeal of cuckoldry and ntr?';

'>>3483450
somehow he attracted antis as *fans* in his discord and they eventually made him scrub all mention of loli and shota stuff, but they did it with the lowest possible effort. They have unraped the rape game and are making it a shitty dating sim';

'>>3483468
meant for>>3483459';

'>>3483466
The fact that you even need to ask reveals that you are a low IQ and low test individual. You wouldn't get it even if I did elucidate it to you.';

'>>3483466
I dunno personally I don't like the idea of the mc dude getting cheated on, but I also find a girl getting her boyfriend seduced by an evil woman hot so maybe its like that but for girls';

'>>3483466
Self inserting as the bull';

'>>3483477
you self-insert as the ugly old bastard?';

'>>3483477
you self insert as the fag that can only think of another dude while he's plowing a girl?';

'>>3483482
It's the only way I can get it up for a w*man desu.';

'>>3483466
Self inserting as the girl';

'>>3483466
self inserting as the cuck';

'>>3483480
I am an ugly old bastard';

'>>3483348
I disagree with it being shit but you are absolutely right that he doesn't deserve any real USD. Don't want to support that kind of predatory business model';

'>>3483450
Discord and the fact that he offloaded almost all of the work to volunteers yet remained capable of ranking in 1,000+ bucks monthly. Genuinely, Vrel is winning if money was the primary objective.';

'>cuckfags';

'>>3483468
Wait, what?

So there's no downside to losing interactions anymore? I can no longer romance my Sewer Mommy?

What's changed exactly? How does the game still have content at all?';

'I take it corruption of champions (1) isn't welcome for discussion here';

'>>3483519
there are still rape encounters but they are far rarer than they where before, and its far easier to just avoid them. the focus has shifted to shit like robin, whitney, kylar ect but their content is still as deep as a puddle';

'>>3483539
Yes we love CoC 2 here.';

'>>3483539
why wouldn't it be? dragon's best girl btw';

'>>3483553
She's definitely cute. I really wish there was more content for the Oni however.';

'>>3483539
We literally talked about it a few threads ago';

'>>3483553
I never played a playthrough where you didn't help the dragon girl in her time of need, does she just get removed if you do so?';

'>>3483450
Can you still get older versions before things went so, so wrong?';

'>>3483574
probably';

'>>3483594
theres the version on choice of mods that I've seen reccomend on other threads';

'>>3483468
Cool.';

'>>3483466
There is no appeal, it is that there are far more mentally ill and/or brown people on the Internet now.';

'Stop. Get some help.';

'porngamebros out thoughts?';

'>>3483701
interracial is where I draw the line';

'>Bird Cult Simulator has finally been updated
>adds 200k words
Fuck yes, time to get sexually harassed by a vampire and cultists again';

'>>3483744
>gets sexually assaulted
Unironically the best WIP out there rn';

'>>3483744
Can I get sexually harrassed by cute women?';

'>>3483756
The vampire waifu is cute and keeps inappropriately touching, kissing and sucking your blood.
But as far as the hardcore stuff goes you have to settle with your bussy getting raped by men and women.';

'>>3483761
Last time I've played as a male I could only be molested by a man which is gay.';

'>>3483764
you also get molested by a female teacher just after the Droznik drama, if you do the ambitious path';

'>>3483701
I'm gonna give it a year or two to develop and see if it isn't abandoned';

'>>3483766
how old is she?';

'>>3483800
15';

'>>3483744
You just say that and not give a name you monster! Unless that is the name, in that case I found nothing.';

'>>3483701
the game expects you to play a bi woman to the point where it feels off if you dont. other than that it looks promising.';

'>>3483804
https://forum.choiceofgames.com/t/wip-grey-swan-birds-of-a-rose-update-10-05-24/137474';

'>>3483800
no the teacher';

'>>3483809
meant for>>3483803';

'>>3483744
>tfw the chase +astoria combo is bugged for the birthday
I just want to see the mage boy seethe while the person he has a growing crush on is making horrible life choices';

'>>3483744
>Bird Cult Simulator
Tried to google but all I can find is discussion between Cultist Simulator's Bird/Worm option

Obviously the answer is Worm';

'>>3483847
birds of a rose. which also might have my favorite accidental love triangle being Chase likes->mc ->mc (potentially) likes chase and astoria and is generally clueless-> astoria likes(?) mc ->chase is evasive of astoria because she's a vamp -> astoria ignores chase';

'>>3483856
The game has a lot of funny relationship shit compared to most IFs, such asAstoria seething and only being calmed down by the sight of her ring on your hand, if you're dating Droznik while inviting them both to Marcel's gathering
Or if you have the ring and go with her and Chase, he sighs at the sight of it while giving a shit eating grin

Along with Marcel choking the ever living fuck out of Droznik if you bring him and either of the strays to the gathering';

'>>3483865
sighs at tge sight of it, while Vampirefu has a shit eating grin on her face rather';

'>>3483807
TWO OF A FEATHER STINK TOGETHER EDDY';

'>>3483865
poor droznik :(
kinda do feel bad for him';

'>>3483883
Snitches get stitches';

'>>3483701
At first I thought you could only play as a woman but
>Play as male or female (with transgender options) or non-binary.
Now we're cooking. Gonna give this a play.

>>3483717
Of course.';

'>>3483701
Is this the same one where there are so many shades of skin color that almost every randomly generated NPC is non-white?';

'I am trying out the bird game. Is there a way to punish Chase for being a faggot?';

'>>3478372
>>3478543
Fuck off to dvach, srusnyavaya pidaraha';

'>>3483717
>>3483981
i can count on my hands the amount of npcs who were brown/black. most were pale white or typical beige.';

'>>3483867
>spoiler
thats just perfect lmao I can't wait for things to come to a head were astoria either tries to turn the MC or use him as a sacrifice while chase tries(and probably fails) to stop it.';

'>heron still has no content
book bros...';

'The fem!Rome WiP's BVLL route is way too elaborate for the author not to be getting off on this. The word gets passed around a lot, but this is genuinely one of the most naked power fantasies I've ever seen in these games.';

'>>3484261
>BVLL route
elaborate';