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class Thread extends Board {

public void birthday today(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'birthday today';
int postNumber = 8055831;
String image = '1714034643357114.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)04:44:03';
String comment = 'Post your 34th wallpaper';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8055836 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)05:16:21') {

'How old are you?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8055837 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)05:22:01' && image=='1249070182686.jpg') {

'>>8055836
34, and going by my own /wg/ folders it seems I've been browsing this board for 15 years now';

}

if(justingod && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8055968 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:09:23' && image=='72912450P.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8055978 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:09:50') {

'>>8055831
Bullshit. This is a demoralization thread designed specifically for me. Do you ever think about the consequences before you do these things?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056026 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:27:41' && image=='946-21953-23247.jpg') {

'34';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056027 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:28:23' && image=='7894-1931-18434.jpg') {

'340';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056202 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:05:52' && image=='1714034643357114.jpg') {

'>>8055831
Happy Birthday, anon! Let's celebrate for the better year ahead :3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056208 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:35:38' && image=='kate.png') {

'>>8055831';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056225 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:59:18' && image=='1470932040367.jpg') {

'Happy birthday, old sport.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056233 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:26:00' && image=='1689029125980945.jpg') {

'I feel you OP. I'm 37 and been here since 2007. Wish my 34th paper was something better to share from my "computer - wallpapers" folder.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056543 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:37:33') {

'Happy birthday, anon.
The 34th 'paper in the lighthouse directory.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056544 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:39:00' && image=='20200202_012301.jpg') {

'>>8056543
Don't know why, but the file didn't upload.
Here it is.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056644 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:18:54' && image=='street_advertising_in_new_york-wallpaper-3554x1999.jpg') {

'>>8055831
HB nigger';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056806 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:46:23' && image=='1667497722894469.jpg') {

'first time posting. happy bday, anon.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056808 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:41:30' && image=='034.jpg') {

'>>8055831

Hebby borthdey';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8056810 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:27:49' && image=='1576301846434.jpg') {

'hbd';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8057017 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)12:53:50' && image=='1586733094722.jpg') {

'>>8055831';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8057070 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)02:56:12' && image=='34.jpg') {

'>>8055831';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8057075 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:10:48' && image=='coast.jpg') {

'happy birth!! 26, discovered /wg/ maybe 5 years ago thanks to my finace. never been on 4chan before that. I like to use a text free browsing extension on most threads so I can just look at wallpapers and not people on 4chan use slurs';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8057076 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:11:59') {

'>>8057075
"fiance" oop';

}

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