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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 5516040;
String image = '1713317021385612.webm';
String date = '04/16/24(Tue)21:23:41';
String comment = 'Post funny modern memes.

Also can someone explain to me why this video is so funny?'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5516062 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)21:59:12') {

'>>5492371
>>5477835
also ya needed 3'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5516098 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)22:31:16'  && image=='SeaOfVictims.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5516534 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:15:36'  && image=='Painis VS Pingas.webm') {

'>>5516098
i forgot to add a noise warning to this...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5517875 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:35:01'  && image=='1518379012612.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5518317 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:01:39'  && image=='Captain Oreo Releasing Infinity Penis [cS2s2Kj0NJU].webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5518407 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:24:26') {

'>>5516062
aHR0cHM6Ly93ZWIuYXJjaGl2ZS5vcmcvd2ViLzIwMTYwNTA4MTY1OTQ2L2h0dHA6Ly93d3cuc2ltb25oaWx0b24udHYvRGlyZWN0aW5nL1BhZ2VzL2RSQURJT0hFQURfTEQuaHRtbA=='
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5518467 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:09:02'  && image=='1627053393373.webm') {

'Could I talk someone into converting this? I am bad at making webms.
https://youtu.be/B7-_hb28Wmk'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5518727 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)06:35:23'  && image=='Skibidi, Edge, Rizz. [B7-_hb28Wmk].webm') {

'>>5518467
could've searched "WebM For Lazys" but whatever i guess'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5520480 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:03:54'  && image=='Greecenadian_cowboy_finds_a_new_fuckmate_in_futa_Lulu.whoa.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5520865 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:07:55'  && image=='Give me a Fumo, bartender [jrnrNH-0oKg].webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521010 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)06:09:15') {

'>>5516040
some asian guy escaped totalitarian death in a boat made from cooking oil bottles and made it to the USA, only for his grandson to make social media videos talking about chicken nugget memes in a faggy voice. he should have stayed in asia'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521416 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)14:45:52'  && image=='Yoshikage Ghosta's May 4th Killing Spree [29_n7yilnK8].webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5521707 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:08:01'  && image=='Bubsy3D_FALLING.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522613 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:39:21') {

'>>5521010
same here'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522710 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:38:23') {

'>>5518727
holy fuck this made me laugh for a good 5 minutes'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522722 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:47:51') {

'>>5522710
OP that wanted this posted here just an fyi >5518467'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522884 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:40:59'  && image=='The Little Boy Showed His Friend a Cool Video and Got in Trouble #shorts.webm') {

'>>5522710
OP that wanted this posted here just an fyi >>5518467'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524152 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:04:37'  && image=='Pretty scene girl (class of ‘09) [sCx_VBb8JII].webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524282 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:43:33'  && image=='Rabbit hole Tiktok [cOUSs6u8Lrk].webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524656 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:25:10'  && image=='2015 - 1.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526226 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:20:14'  && image=='2015 - 1(1).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526228 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:21:26') {

'>>5516040
gen alpha will save us'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526630 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:41:30') {

'>>5526228
https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/Wheatley_bw_sp_a4_tb_catch_intro11.wav'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526765 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:44:08'  && image=='2015 - 1(2).webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527814 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:39:57'  && image=='2015 - 1(3).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528950 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)17:29:44'  && image=='2015 - 1(4).webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530146 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)17:36:47'  && image=='2015 - 1(5).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530838 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)04:22:59'  && image=='2015 - 1(6).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530844 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)04:35:59') {

'This thread is absolute cancer';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530850 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)04:47:39') {

'>>5530844
me waiting for this to get recycled for one of those Random X Random threads'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531146 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:17:44'  && image=='2015 - 1(7).webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531267 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:16:17') {

'>>5516040
Because you are a retarded.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531409 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)15:08:06') {

'>>5524282
>be running vocaloid channels
>hiding secret messages in repetitive coomer videos
>one coomer mmd gets made
>it has no message, its simply a fan made usage of a song
>its been spammed over 180k times
very similar to tiktok videos on 4chan's repost counts'
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}

if(Anonymus && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531678 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:16:37') {

'>>5531146
>>5530838
>>5530146
>>5528950
>>5527814
>>5526765
These are really stupid and no one wants you to post them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531682 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:23:01') {

'>>5531409
If you mean the rabbit hole thing that's not MMD. Miku Miku Dance is a 3d animation program.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532150 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)06:30:16'  && image=='Blade Runner 2049 .webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533192 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:15:30'  && image=='2015 - 1(8).webm') {

'>>5531678
>>5532150
tl;dr i'll be postin in this thread until it get recycled into one of those Random X Random threads

These weren't even mine, they were made by someone else back then. they're technically the only "modern" things i really have for this thread. you could just report thread to get deleted i'd assume.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533197 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:21:53'  && image=='1688802452423473.webm') {

'>>5533192
Tl;Dr nobody cares dumbass. Surely there's something else, anything else, you could post besides these retarded things.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533210 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:39:55') {

'>>5516040
>can someone explain to me why this video is so funny?
It's funny because it's a video that's comically bad by every single metric.
It's plastered with advertisements to LIKE&SUBSCRIBE, the intro is 2x longer than the actual content, and it prefaces this by acting like you'll be a social pariah if you don't think it's hilarious. And the guy sincerely delivering this to you is has an anime avatar, begging you to support him for content he himself didn't even make.
And when the content finally arrives, it's just a chicken nugget. Singing in a toilet.

And this is what this guy spent all his time trying to make money off of.
How can you not laugh?'
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}

if(Anonymus && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533248 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)02:34:57') {

'>>5533192
Just stop please, it's basically spam. They aren't funny, they aren't interacting, and they aren't in anyway entertaining. Reporting does basically nothing on blue boards also the the thread and your posts aren't violating any rules I know of. Just simply stop for the fact that they aren't worth posting and you're wasting your own time.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533264 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)03:25:53') {

'>>5516040
this shit is why people go on killing sprees'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533265 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)03:26:54') {

'>>5516056
I had a seizure becuase of that webm
FUCK YOU'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533267 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)03:29:02') {

'>>5517875
this belongs in the women hate thread'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533750 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:18:59'  && image=='1711298311709157.webm') {

'>>5516040
Cooooooom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhI1pnQQ5sQ'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535304 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)01:33:02') {

'>>5531678
I kind of found them funny'
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}

if(Anonymus && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535308 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)01:38:53') {

'>>5535304
You don't count because you're retarded. See even a 45 IQ simpleton only found them "kinda" funny.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535312 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)01:47:09') {

'>>5535308
C'mon give'em a chance'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535319 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)01:57:06') {

'>>5535312
They don't deserve a chance.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535321 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)01:59:51') {

'>>5516040
Because you have terminal 7 brain cancer.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535572 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)08:33:22') {

'>>5516040
>funny
>modern memes
does not compute'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535674 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)10:44:41') {

'>>5518467
You don't need to convert YT videos if they are short enough, just rip the VP9 stream and OPUS audio.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535915 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)14:49:19'  && image=='2015 - 1(9).webm') {

'>>5533197
blah blah blah
>>5533248
then deal wit these posts until others aside from me drop webms here
>>5533267
>>5533265
got nothing here, just using it as an excuse to reply'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536160 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)18:41:37') {

'>>5516056
This unironically fucked with my eyes. I hope that schampo forever finds it's way into your urethra when you shower.'
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}

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