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String date = '04/22/24(Mon)15:44:39';
String comment = 'Speedruns, smash tournaments, conventions and the autistic/cringe shit associated with them';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522785 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:47:01') {

'>>5522631
dios mio'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522789 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:50:37') {

'>>5522631
AWOOGA'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5522895 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:48:03') {

'>>5522631
thats a tranny 100%'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523175 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:46:50') {

'>>5522628
that's jellybeannose/jellybeanasmr'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523248 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:52:32') {

'>>5522631
I grew up with a few girls like this, always wanted to game with the boys instead of doing girl shit. One friend moved with his family from England, always got made fun of for his accent and social awkwardness but he was the only boy around that got Mario Party when it released on N64 and when we went over we discovered he had a fucking hot twin sister that had big tits and ass but was being home schooled instead. Fucking dummies at school were bullying this guy when he had a super hot sister he would bully in between Mario Party minigames; so you get the sick ass minigames with a bro and the occasional pantie shot when those two started wrestlin, shit was good platinum evening entertainment. Another girl i knew in middle school had massive fucking tits and ass and her mom was a fucking stripper that would buy her daughter in middle school heels and skirts and my friend would try on different outfits and strut around her moms apartment in heels for me, i jokingly asked to try them on one time and fucking nearly snapped my foot off, spent the whole day laying on her bed while big tiddy friend held ice on my ankle and teased me while we played her moms Dreamcast. For some reason this stripper single mom would want to play Soul Calibur after she got done shanking her tits and holes for dudes at the club.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523390 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:28:17'  && image=='Go All The Way Gamer.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523414 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:42:13') {

'>>5522623
>autistic/cringe shit
>cringe
Old school speedrunning conventions were the best you'll ever experience.'
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}

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523426 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:48:09'  && image=='shitheadAutismIsMySuperpower.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523525 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:02:43') {

'>>5522644
Kids these days are getting gayer and gayer, I'd be overflowing with confidence for the rest of my life if I managed to make a 24 year old cutie fall I love with me at 14.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5523555 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:43:45') {

'>>5523390
gus my hero'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524382 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:29:18') {

'>>5522677
>You guys say rape all the time
He was right. I mean, Mango was spelling out "Ahh rape" with dollar bills. Funny that Chillin is just making a random guest appearance in this.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524386 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:31:30') {

'>>5523397
I expected this run to be good after this moment, but it was just a massive wet fart

>>5523390
JUICY'
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}

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526640 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:54:44'  && image=='1586783940905.webm') {

'>>5525675
I wonder how much autistic pussy this guy gets at these things?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526787 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:05:54') {

'>>5525675
He shoos away the tranny and pulls the hot woman. Based'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526793 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:12:40') {

'Man I don't laugh at, or even feel cringe watching these things anymore. I just feel bad for these people. Like they spent so little time with other humans they don't know how to interact.
Also fits in my theory that trannies aren't entirely off mentally. Just loners that have questions on fitting in and been given the wrong answer. Sad'
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}

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526923 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:31:51'  && image=='Speed Runner Gets Slapped By His Mother On Live Stream [4cXLz1bInJ8].webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526936 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:41:37') {

'>>5522623
She totally wanted to fuck the white passing guy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526946 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:48:46'  && image=='ZELDA [MqLKJ808J4o].webm') {

'Sound warning on this one';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526970 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:13:08') {

'>>5526946
tom the cat having a mental breakdown'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526974 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:17:30') {

'>>5523525
Huh? Is there a story for this?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526987 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:29:32') {

'>>5522647
What a drama queen'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527154 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:23:14') {

'>>5522623
Good old Tuna melt-chan

>>5526974
Yeah, she was arrested for sexually assaulting that same boy. Hope she got the death penalty.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527292 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:48:52') {

'>>5526640
None, he got banned for being a creepy cunt.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528092 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:48:26'  && image=='GDQ-FF9 blind endgame menu.webm') {

'To the untrained eye this might not look like much, but there's a lot of things that could go wrong if you sell the wrong items or mess up the gear/skill equipping';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528243 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:06:05') {

'>>5527292
more story behind this?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528260 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:39:48') {

'>>5523248
How are you now, is the lucky pervert streak still going?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528302 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:24:45') {

'>>5528260
6'3 and white, so yeah things are going great, toured Asia for 7 years and did the typical white sexpat thing. Currently i play League back in the USA and fuck big titty sluts i meet in ARAM games.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528322 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)02:01:49') {

'>>5528092
>If you're blind, you could make mistakes.

Thanks pal, as a deaf guy, I'd like to say: dwsjsfdjfsd fkljfsjfsak ejje jfjfskf'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528427 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:07:32') {

'>>5528322
NTA, but you missed the point.
It's not about the fact that mistakes can happen while doing things blindly, it's about the meaning or the repercussions behind making such accidental mistakes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528449 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:46:21') {

'>>5528243
Yea, he was being really creepy, you might even say kind of a creepy cunt. He ended up getting banned for it in the end.
Hope this helps'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528545 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:57:57') {

'>>5526923
Thank you, i was hopping to find this gem.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528546 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:01:06') {

'>>5528449
In other words, fake story until proven otherwise'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528570 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:38:19') {

'>>5528427
>Mistakes made during a speedrun can ruin the speedrun
You think?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529206 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:45:51') {

'>>5528427
>>5528322
FF9 speedruns have a snowball effect where if 1 thing goes wrong it usually branches off into more little things going wrong
Pulling off that menu without missing 1 little thing is important because pretty much the entire previous 8 hours of the speedrun is a buildup to that menu which sets you up for the final hour of the run'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529212 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:50:05') {

'>>5529206
also it's not just the fact that he didn't make a mistake, but most people who've run that game cannot do that menu that quickly even while using their eyes'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529236 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:04:07') {

'>>5529206
>>5529212
That's all self evident if you're even passingly familiar with speedruns.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529257 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:24:35') {

'>>5528092
>blind speedrun of fucking FF
lol whats the point'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529270 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:34:41') {

'>>5529236
Are we arguing?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529277 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:43:42') {

'>>5522647
such a fucking emotional race of people like relax it's not that serious, eternal victims.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529297 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:06:45') {

'>>5529212
Doing that menu blindfolded is kind of a novelty thing but being able to do it that quickly and accurately in a live run at GDQ without botching it is kind of cool. He did it again a year later for an FF8 speedrun at gdq but he had the blindfold on for about 7 minutes for that one - it didn't look as a quick and snappy as the FF9 one but it looked way more confusing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529365 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:14:23') {

'>>5526946
>Sound warning on this one
fucker wasn't lying'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529388 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:37:51') {

'>>5522652
Hbox is based
Watch the emplemon vid on him'
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}

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529448 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:28:03') {

'>>5529446
1 of the funniest parts of this clip is it even has the fucking speedrun timer'
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}

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529719 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:29:59') {

'>>5522638
highly based behaviour'
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}

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'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530674 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)00:21:10') {

'>>5522671
Physical pain'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530689 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)00:45:58') {

'>>5527292
>>5528449
So what you're saying is he was smashing mad gash until some tranny got crass he wouldn't touch his ass.'
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}

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'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531826 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:36:07') {

'>>5526793
They are off mentally. If you think you need to change yourself in extreme ways to fit you're off'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531834 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:40:52') {

'>>5528092
Luzbelheim is a great speedrunner. Why he sold out to go to a tranny event is beyond me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533172 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:49:19') {

'>>5527154
That's horrible they are of different life phases. What did they even have to talk about?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533181 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:01:18') {

'>>5522647
the nigger is obviously a queer that wants to keep it on the dl'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533182 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:03:39') {

'>>5522652
lol, big fat babby, "i worked hard at vidya!"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533183 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:04:40') {

'>>5522654
so, 100% then, aspie faggots'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533353 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)05:36:46') {

'>>5522647
This is why we can't have a functioning society'
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}

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'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533387 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)06:39:16') {

'>>5522659
I really like it when they say the quiet part out loud.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533626 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)11:55:25') {

'>>5530697
"ladies and gentlemen, it happened. we have a new dingle do 3 stage 14 world record"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533630 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)12:02:40') {

'>>5523387
only good run from that event. Those zoomers had infectious energy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533673 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)12:52:02') {

'>>5526787
100% Troon BTFO'd'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533691 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:10:45') {

'>>5522670
brutally hard to watch'
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}

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'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533969 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:55:14') {

'>>5533371
I'm waiting for one of these clips to end with a gunshot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534182 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:11:01') {

'>>5526923
Like most of the things on the speedrun iceberg, this is real, surprisingly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534186 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:13:54') {

'>>5526946
I recognize this from the "webcam" instantly

>>5528092
This is impressive. I like when there's unorthodox stuff like this. There was a FF run at the most recent event where they fucked up a softlocked themselves on a fight in FF6 or something, and it was cool watching them route their way out of the fight live. It took like 40 minutes but they did it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534225 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)00:10:40') {

'>>5529388
does it mention the part where he cheats on his fiance?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534237 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)00:22:41') {

'>>5522668
A friend and I still quote that. "Stop cryin'. That's not real nigga shit." "I'm not a real nigger."'
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}

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'undefined';

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'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536350 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:42:31'  && image=='1710156645482123.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536380 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)22:13:19') {

'>>5526918
based s3rl easter egg cameo'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536505 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)01:49:51') {

'>>5522660
>They're giggling
When was this? Surely this has to be pre-2016 given people don't immediately spaz out when they hear nigger.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536509 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)01:59:21') {

'>>5526987
>>5529277
>>5533181
The nig is 100% in the right here. People like the guy on the left touch others when talking because they want their undivided attention. I'm as white as snow and that behaviour is my biggest pet peeve. Anyone defending that squirmy weirdo is just like him.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536532 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)02:24:41') {

'>>5533882
Who's the one in the left (white shirt)? She seems really familiar but I can't place her.'
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}

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