String fullTitle = 'Birb Thread';
int postNumber = 5523975;
String image = '1713908409543361.webm';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)17:40:09';
String comment = 'I'm back anons. I hope you've all been keeping well (: Drop your birbs here and make a fellow anon smile! Or traumatise me with that fucking pelican swallowing a squirrel again, whatever works! :D';
'Oh, and if anyone could identify this pretty birb for me I'd be super grateful!';
'>>5523976
Never mind, my ornithologically-inclined brother has reliably informed me it's a Cinereous Vulture (:';
'Have birb';
'>>5524016
Thanks for the birb bro';
'I think i have birb one sec';
'>>5523975';
'>>5524016
>let go of me
>won't let go of the coot
He had it comming.';
'can we please not post the same webms we've posted 10 million times before.';
'Always a controversial one this...';
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'>>5524607
its the same trick that made doves perfect animals for magicians to pull out of their hats and coats. it is possible to put them in a resting state and hold them that way until you need them again.';
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'you have been warned';
'>>5523976
That's not a bird, that a Skeksis';
'>>5531617
I think your dick is suck bro';
'>>5529994
that show jumped the shark sooooooo fucking hard, I still have whiplash from how quickly it turned from good to shit';
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'>>5530029
>feel good';
'>>5530602
What is the emu's name? Horace, Wallace, or Juarez?';
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'>>5530602
Warris';
'>>5533616
pretty sure its Wallace
and he's an asshole';
'Raise more eagles.....';
'>>5533616
>>5535179
I'm definitely hearing Juarez.';
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