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public void Dystopian / tech-dependant society(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Dystopian / tech-dependant society';
int postNumber = 5524871;
String image = '1713980599120066.webm';
String date = '04/24/24(Wed)13:43:19';
String comment = 'The feeling of DREAD one gets from seeing how society has become dependent or degenerate thanks to technology.';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524873 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:44:11'  && image=='1711432656588572.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524884 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:52:08'  && image=='lan.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524908 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:13:51'  && image=='1676942222667522.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524947 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:05:17') {

'>>5524871
>4 seconds long
>no audio
OP pls
but good theme ig'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524954 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:12:57') {

'It's also killing us.

Also one tiny solar storm and your silicon chip dependent society gets turned into a silicon (stone age) society'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5524970 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:22:58') {

'>>5524873
Uh excuse me but the date on the web page says April 4th 1998. However the song playing is a MIDI version of Alanis Morissette's song "Thank U" which was released until October the same year. Wow, I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525044 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:10:06'  && image=='happy fun time.webm') {

'>>5524954
Or a nuke at mid-stratospheric level
>they could tell us it's a solar storm
>who's gonna know'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525354 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:01:08') {

'>>5524884
sovl'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525356 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:05:02') {

'>>5524908
qatsi trilogy vibes'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525492 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:21:25') {

'>>5525354
That's an AI-generated image...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525531 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:44:23') {

'>>5525492
the image is real. the animation is AI'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525714 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:10:59') {

'>>5525044
>they could tell us it's a solar storm
How would they tell anything without any TV/radio/internet left?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525745 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:03:46') {

'>>5524970
maybe it's not the current date, but the date that blog was posted(?)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525800 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:21:00') {

'>>5524871
Most people would kill at this point for cubicles vs the open concept hell scape of modern offices.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5525946 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)06:50:39') {

'>>5524954
>>5525044
Fortunately neither solar storms nor nukes are real.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526132 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:26:33'  && image=='Good_Morning_Citizen.webm') {

'>>5525714
publicize it beforehand, predictive programming ala 9/11
>distribute newspapers and flyers, various psyops afterwards'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5526179 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:16:34') {

'>>5524908

Sauce'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527064 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:34:50') {

'>>5525946
Kill yourself jew'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527110 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:31:52') {

'>>5524871
I fucking wish offices were like this, I hate the open plan.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527121 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:39:00') {

'>>5525044
I wonder if this is the future of warfare with people even being able to bet.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527150 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:12:47') {

'>>5524871
>privacy of your own cubicle
God I wish.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5527151 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:20:29'  && image=='1658363507008214.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528368 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)03:36:21') {

'>>5527151
i'd really like to see a full budget one and a half hour movie of this. i guess upgrade is the closest thing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528386 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:12:04') {

'>>5527151
this is reality in most cites believe or not'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528387 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:13:57') {

'>>5527151
I moved from city to country side few years back have to say that was best decision of my life'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528557 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:16:46') {

'>>5527151
what if there was like a blade runner tier test every morning making you say the most cringe shit with a straight face and AI detects any subtle change in tone or flinch'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528575 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:42:05') {

'>>5528387
Ironically the only way to afford housing these days is to move out to the boondocks.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528617 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)10:43:32') {

'>>5527151
Even in the darkest scenario, I believe a flicker of rebellion will remain, like those in the Matrix, will fight for a better future. Sauce?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528639 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:02:16') {

'>>5528557
i kinda want to see just how dark things can get'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528792 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:30:34') {

'>>5528639
If you only knew how bad things really are.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529025 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:53:54') {

'>>5528617
You guys will join in right?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529065 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:43:46') {

'>>5527064
Every couple of weeks there's a post about how the next solar storm is going to literally destroy all electronics on the entire planet. And then not only does that not happen, but it is so imperceptible that it's almost as if there was never any storm in the first place, certainly didn't affect any electronics. But maybe the next one for sure, maybe THAT one will wipe out all life. If not there's always a special year number we can hype up for the one after that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529185 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:06:53') {

'>>5527151
just move out of major cities you aint gotta go full uncle ted
I moved from london to lincoln and the difference is night and day'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529306 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:14:31'  && image=='kkkcrop.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529321 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:30:30') {

'>>5527151
i'd pay for a full movie'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529326 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:33:59') {

'>>5528792
this
You hear people blabber about how things are so good yet these people spend most of their time in carefully craft realities which insulate them from the horrors of modernity. Locked away in buildings and homes for most of their life experiencing very little of what actually goes on around them while feeling they know better than the masses of people who don't have the luxury of a isolated and curated reality and actually have to live and exist in the world. This is why when you hear someone who says things are great or they're waiting for things to get real bad you know that person is one of the lucky ones or not paying attention.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529664 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:15:09'  && image=='american dream.webm') {

'>>5524871
obligatory'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529665 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:16:14'  && image=='Perdix drone swarm test.webm') {

'>>5529025
sure...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529707 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:17:21') {

'>>5527151
2:11 LMAO'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530123 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)17:01:13'  && image=='1617764541642.webm') {

'>>5524871
vid related
also relevant in terms of the covid pandemic that exposed how atomized & distrustful of each other and institutions our society, see >>5529326

when the virus initially appeared in the headlines people were rightfully panicked by another potential plague coming out of China and fought each other over massively marked up shitty surgical masks or bottles of hand sanitizer

then when it became apparent that this wasn't The Big One and covid was "only" dangerous to the elderly or sick, many people started getting pissed that lockdowns, mask mandates and travel restrictions were going ahead anyway - when it shouldn't be their problem, just let me live and be entertained. fake political lines were drawn because "pro covid" stuff became a high status liberal position

the covid skeptics naturally got drawn to anti covid conspiracy theories on social media saying it was fake.. to enforce a global police state and give the powers that be more power or some stupid shit

then when the vax came out they had to say that was fake too, just to stay consistent

then when the restrictions got gradually lifted some subset were still committed to their contrived political identity, and so bitter and resentful of the enemy (normies who "went along" with the previous stages), they started consuming and promoting self-affirming content about how the vaccines were actually dangerous and retconning their narrative so that the pandemic was faked just to roll out The Jab en mass. Meaning most working-age, functional, educated and highly skilled (or at least essential workers) involved in running all the infrastructure, power, water, and supply chain of food etc were now going to die in 2 more weeks because they "fell for it". But not the red pilled retards reposting twitter misinfo on /pol/ and /x/ (now pretty much indistinguishable), after they got home from their jobs in their big cities and totally dependent on the system for all things. They'd be fine. lol.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530157 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)17:43:38') {

'>>5530123
This video isn't related at all and your entire post is just rambling about how you were fooled by pfizer and still bitter at the "red pilled retards" for being correct in their initial assessment.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530168 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)17:53:09') {

'>>5530123
Actual dystopia is scary and its not because its dangerous and wild. What is described here as the fall of civilization is highly unrealistic but its also the fantasy of many men to be freed from the shackles of polite society.

No, true dystopia is >>5527151 a world in which there is no freedom. Everything is polite society. So polite and enforced you don't even have room to breath the wrong way until you get some kind of punishment worse then death. Its the bad end and the scariest thing is most people think they prefer this. The life sentence to a prison where watch concrete walls under fluorescent lights over a quick death.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530280 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:14:32') {

'>>5530157
>This video isn't related at all
thats because you're stupid and you don't understand the irony of initial covid skeptics it was nothingburger or invented completely to spread fear, ending up as bitter spiteful doomposters saying the normies (people who maintain the technological industrial society they themselves depend on) will soon die from the vaccine they took, as punishment for not being red pilled kek
>and your entire post is just rambling about how you were fooled by pfizer and still bitter at the "red pilled retards" for being correct in their initial assessment.
the reason we went from "covid is fake" to "the vax is a depopulation plan by bill gates" is because you had no real initial assessment to criticize before vs after, it was all just day to day emotional reaction to the MSM news cycle and the memes it spawned for your consumption. before there was any mention of a vaccine, you were all about the pandemic being faked by most of the world just to fuck with people, or hurt Trump's re-election chances (lol), and probably never heard of Pfizer. Then, as the headlines change, you got fed memes to adjust your narrative - and so on. This is how no matter how much retarded, contradictory shit you said since 2020 that has been objectively proven wrong by the passage of time - you're convinced you were right the whole time, even you can't remember the timeline, or its tldr.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530711 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:03:50'  && image=='1688576538210208.webm') {

'>>5530280
kek, this is really amusing cope actually. At least you're aware enough to admit you were wrong about your initial assessment of covid being the black plague. However vaccines have still proven completely ineffective, with vaccinated people still getting sick with covid. The pandemic was planned though, these glownigger vidoes aren't real, they never happened and they just happened to start leaking out of china from anonymous sources before covid reached the U.S. Ah and of course, the normalfag relies on the concept of a fair and true democracy to live. If our democracy wasn't legitimate well, all hell would break loose right? Your world as you knew it would be turned upside down, thus the 2020 election had to fair, just like all of our elections have always been fair and legitimate.

Then you create a strawman for me personally accusing me of making claims about the vaccine I never made so that your precious ego will never be hurt. "y-yes I'm a normie(normalfag) that falls for everything played on tv but actually I'm more clever then those heckin internet fascists!

You've convinced yourself that your belief and reliance on our power structure and system is valid because those guys over there are crazy whackos!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530714 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:06:25'  && image=='1701375281970002.webm') {

'>>5530280
>objectively proven wrong
In what way? Is this not a technology trap as described in the video you posted. Rather then a reliance on technology and reliance on authority and consensus of truth and reality?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530716 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:08:19'  && image=='1692051396916322.webm') {

'Of course though, news article after news article reaffirming your belief in the system can't be wrong. That little button, it has to be calling for help. Obviously help is coming and you'll be all right, otherwise the entire elevator would have fallen down the shaft by now!';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530718 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:09:33'  && image=='1709644555524255.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530725 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:19:19'  && image=='1674765866695654.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531118 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:35:05') {

'>>5530711
>kek, this is really amusing cope actually. At least you're aware enough to admit you were wrong about your initial assessment of covid being the black plague
no one knew anything at the very beginning of the pandemic. this included the governing bodies in the US & around the world who initially tried to down-play covid-19 to avoid a panic. and because conspiracy theorists automatically seize on the opposite of the official story, and the "government tries to cover up a plague to hoard the cure or vaccine for themselves" trope is so popular in sci fi fiction, thats what many /pol/ happening posters went with initially. but because its the internet, they can just say they knew it was fake all along, right?
>However vaccines have still proven completely ineffective, with vaccinated people still getting sick with covid. The pandemic was planned though,
but by that definition, if just 1 more person doesn't get sick after taking the vaccine vs someone who didn't - or has less symptoms, its not completely ineffective. Also, if the pandemic was planned, and almost every state government on earth was in on it, what was the purpose?
> these glownigger vidoes aren't real, they never happened and they just happened to start leaking out of china from anonymous sources before covid reached the U.S.
even if they're not real - why would your proof be that they "just happened" to come out of the ground zero country (in this case China) before cases started popping up around the world with delayed effect thanks to air travel? are you actually retarded?
>Ah and of course, the normalfag relies on the concept of a fair and true democracy to live. If our democracy wasn't legitimate well, all hell would break loose right? Your world as you knew it would be turned upside down, thus the 2020 election had to fair, just like all of our elections have always been fair and legitimate.
if the elections aren't fair, are you just going to vote harder next time? lol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531213 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:29:55'  && image=='soup_bot_final_form.webm') {

'>>5531118
glownigger cope'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531491 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:27:46') {

'>>5531213
someone who is a passive observer of world events he has no control or influence over but an active consumer of conspiracy theories produced just for him and the character he plays online, so he can create a headcannon where he is red pilled and the government is so tilted they have to send secret agents to argue with him online, is the absolute definition of cope'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531510 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:45:57') {

'>>5531118
>no one knew anything
I did, its pretty easy to tell when a narrative is fake and being pushed.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531533 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:08:56') {

'>>5531510
no you didn't, and you're lying. infectious disease pandemics - whether its covid, or the ebola outbreak before that, are a fact of life, just like earthquakes and natural disasters. "narrative" is the spin thats put on after the fact, the story people tell themselves and each other. and the initial mainstream media response to covid was to downplay it (to avoid a bank run or stock market crash that might hurt their sponsors), while trump-era liberal activists swung into action with their "hug an Asian person" campaign to pre-empt any MAGA-led xenophobic exploitation of covid (like shutting down the borders). Of course, leave it to conservatives to deliberately take the L on anything even when its handed to them on a silver platter'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531884 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:43:53') {

'>>5531491
Again its amusing you posted that video and yet you are literally living in the theoritical technology trap but rather then technology your trap is trust the current power structure.

No friend, you're right. The CIA never topple governments. The FBI never organizes political campaigns or monitor the internet and post CP in an attempt to catch criminals. Nope, never happened, never will. They have authority and are thus righteous.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532143 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)06:17:30'  && image=='we will be like squirrels.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532321 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:05:10') {

'>>5528617
>>5527151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532584 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:25:25') {

'>>5528557
I would shit and piss all over their desk. Replicants wouldn't do that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532598 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:35:03') {

'>>5530725
That's not how contracts and modern economy works.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532730 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:20:12'  && image=='fake_windows.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532755 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:40:47'  && image=='1634771236954.webm') {

'>>5532730
Imagine dragons on your windows...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532886 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:19:43') {

'>>5532755
this is not bad because it looks like tech is in service of human life whereas in reality tech subverts human life for its own advancement'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532890 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:27:16') {

'>>5524873
that is the opposite of dystopian, that is comfy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533475 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:42:59'  && image=='China Has A Secret -50 Billion Dollar Click Farm Problem.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533495 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)10:11:18'  && image=='1686953629126616.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533513 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)10:25:30') {

'>>5533495
This is called casino slot gambling.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533891 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)16:20:57'  && image=='Ukraines new AI foreign ministry spokesperson.webm') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534036 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:39:46'  && image=='Nixon meaning of life.webm') {

'>>5533495
Reminds me of a nixon quote.'
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}

}
}