import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/wsg/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 5528777;
String image = '1714242113127658.webm';
String date = '04/27/24(Sat)14:21:53';
String comment = 'Post weird stuff';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528779 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:22:16'  && image=='1629055518861.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528780 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:23:20'  && image=='1686397052890199.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528782 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:24:23'  && image=='nopered.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528783 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:24:25'  && image=='1653686223369.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528785 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:25:24'  && image=='what the hell.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528799 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:36:12'  && image=='rubberjohnny1.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528850 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:43:03') {

'>>5528779
what? This looks fake af'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528851 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:43:06'  && image=='oh that's a faggit.webm') {

'does this count?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528853 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:50:17') {

'>>5528783
AI will make fucking great horror movies I can't wait'
;

}

if(-the- && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528855 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:53:14') {

'>>5528783
please tell me this is ai'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528867 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:09:26') {

'>>5528850
>>5528779
i remembered doing something like this in elementary school so i found some instructions https://www.jstage.jst.go.jp/article/jpsa/51/3/51_0130043/_pdf
and yeah this has been a decades old practice
https://web.archive.org/web/20120127160821/https://www.ableweb.org/volumes/vol-5/8-fisher.pdf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528879 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:27:03') {

'>>5528853
>>5528855
Not even AI, just CGI.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528931 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)17:16:28') {

'>>5528799
How dare you post Rubber Johnny without his kickass music'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5528994 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:23:26'  && image=='rubberjohnny2.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529079 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:56:47'  && image=='SeaPussy.webm') {

'>>5528777
gross'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529098 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:26:17') {

'>>5528994
Fantastic.
You delivered the goods'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529108 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:34:31'  && image=='Hitler Rap.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529110 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:35:59') {

'>>5528799
i remember seeing this shit in like 2006. blast from the past.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529218 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:52:17'  && image=='rubberjohnny3.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529451 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:30:32') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529506 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)05:14:07') {

'>>5528994
/x/ why you gotta come out swingin''
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529511 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)05:26:42') {

'>>5528779
I thought it was going to be one of those homunculus videos'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5529694 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:56:42') {

'Does anyone have the webms of the russian body horror animation dude? I know one of those videos had Verdi's Requiem: II. Dies Irae playing in the background';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530188 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:05:11'  && image=='teeth_and_shit.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530525 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:38:24'  && image=='wtf42.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530528 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:39:49'  && image=='wtf43.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530743 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:45:01'  && image=='stomach cancer awareness video.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532070 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:56:01'  && image=='tomi-meat-pendant.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532191 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)07:56:55') {

'>>5528799
>>5528994
i love seeing stuff i completely forgot existed lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532208 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)08:19:03'  && image=='fun video.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532390 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)12:20:37') {

'>>5528994
looks like brain man from hills have eyes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532395 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)12:24:35') {

'>>5528777
Nemertea Gorgonorhynchus

I'd post the audio version but 4chan is gay and doesn't allow mp4, can't be assed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532406 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)12:29:56') {

'>>5528779
What does he keep injecting in the egg?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532410 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)12:32:08') {

'>>5532208
Cute!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532432 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)12:57:40') {

'>>5528799
>>5528994
>>5529218
Has to be Aphex Twin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532468 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)13:48:11'  && image=='centipede mommy.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532604 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:37:24') {

'>>5532406
Parental love'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532690 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:54:08') {

'>>5532208
I'M ITCHY'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5532800 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:18:41') {

'>>5528783

Dalek out of its tank.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533106 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:07:16') {

'>>5528851
classic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533108 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:12:28') {

'>>5532468
kool'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533110 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:14:48') {

'Who's got the radioactive egg one';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533114 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:19:11') {

'>>5532468
I want to eat the centipede cluster'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533115 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:20:23') {

'>>5530743
Sauce?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533619 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)11:49:11') {

'That garloid baby is so cute OP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533757 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:25:27'  && image=='Thomas and Freinds.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533759 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:26:31'  && image=='Thomas And Freinds 2.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535266 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)00:28:26'  && image=='jellyworld_short.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536316 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:20:38'  && image=='ccp-borzoi.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537710 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:52:15') {

'>>5529079
Fuckable little bitch. gonna tear dat' as up!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5538823 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)22:05:06') {

'>>5529079
>oohhhh you gonna make me squirrrrrrtttt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5539335 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)10:57:08'  && image=='1520650278518.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541179 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)20:30:30') {

'>>5536316
lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543036 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:29:57'  && image=='1511126224041.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543871 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)23:51:31'  && image=='1691964339025.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543985 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)03:48:40'  && image=='crossthatoffmylist.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544258 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:59:21'  && image=='denise.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544704 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)18:17:19') {

'>>5544258
Kek I forgot about Longmont Potion Castle'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544862 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)21:23:49') {

'>>5537710
Not the place I expected to be reminded of SLURPza'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545028 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)01:00:31'  && image=='Strange Addiction.webm') {

'>>5533757
>>5533759
Haven't thought about these in ten years. Holy shit. My best friend and I loved these.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546130 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)02:03:07'  && image=='dcatty.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546236 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)04:12:19') {

'>>5532208
Would spiderlings even have venom at that stage of growth or even know how to bite at a prey? The only problem they would pose is being a nuisance really, and because of normies not liking it when the whole floor or wall is crawling with shit.

Thankfully I live in the Northern part of the northern hemisphere so the spiders here won't even bother biting you, and their venom probably isn't even all that dangerous to us humans either, might sting or cause a chemical burn sensation but that's it really. Only really dangerous venomous animal up here is the viper, but even they steer clear of humans.

Now that I think about it, I'm more likely to trip over a cat and break my skull on a hard corner than be killed by anything else out here. Hell, I could even be killed by a meteor than win the lottery.

Just saiyan.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546255 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)04:33:05') {

'>>5546236
They have venom from hatching, but don't have fangs string enough to break human skin.
They are wolf spider babies anyway, so don't pose any real harm as adults. They do bite but it's like a bee sting at worst. It's just a bit gross as those things get everywhere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546282 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)05:35:36') {

'>>5546255
>It's just a bit gross as those things get everywhere

Yup. That's the reason. And to think that one of our ancestor's corpses was infested with spiders at one point, causing our arachnophobia to take place, probably, maybe, I don't fucking know, we did some dumb shit back then, like that one guy who drank milk, or ate roots.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546556 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)11:35:05'  && image=='1659968222215324.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546809 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)17:30:42'  && image=='thebreaker_06-20240306_192901.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546812 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)17:31:49'  && image=='thebreaker_06-20240313_181833.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546813 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)17:32:56'  && image=='thebreaker_06-20240307_204921.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546838 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)17:56:45'  && image=='1654159022127.webm') {

'>>5528994
GO OFF RUBBER JOHNNY!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546842 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)18:01:59') {

'>>5546556
Kek what a bitch'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546892 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)18:51:34'  && image=='1626866813339.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547384 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)08:08:07') {

'>>5546556
oh no no wolfie is NOT going to like this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547895 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)17:14:50'  && image=='1713724663516390.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547930 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)17:58:20'  && image=='The Summer of 92 - the Kevin Nash story.webm') {

'>>5546892
>92
KWAB'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548640 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)07:14:18') {

'>>5546809
>>5546812
>>5546813
I can't make heads or tails of this guy's videos.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549040 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)16:12:54') {

'>>5546838
this video is so fucking stupid, i love it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549258 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)20:10:29'  && image=='cheap joke.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5550421 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)21:40:05') {

'>>5533759
I used to watch this guy's yewtube channel a lot but I forgot his username'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5550428 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)21:45:08') {

'>>5546236
The vast majority of spiders are completely harmless at all stages of life'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5550453 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)22:05:26') {

'>>5528783
the weird zoom in zoom out thing is a dead giveaway in these videos. would have taken me way longer to determine it 100% fake if it weren't for that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551001 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)08:47:34') {

'>>5539335
fucking dickhead you got me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551034 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)09:47:51'  && image=='snake in ear.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551345 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)17:03:31') {

'>>5528851
kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551411 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)18:38:47') {

'>>5551034
>Herpetologist: Snakes don't have ears.
>Snake: I has ear now!'
;

}

if(Anonymus && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551426 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)18:49:08') {

'>>5551034
Notice how he pokes and prodes the snake without actually trying to pull it out. It's fake bruh. Our ear doesn't have room enough to fit a snake that size, probably couldn't even fit a baby snake.'
;

}

}
}