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'jesus this is fucking painful to watch';

'>>5529343
I'm glad you like it';

'>>5529346
>ZipLoc bag
>"I don't know how to get these out"
this dude cant be real.';

'>>5529323
Jack is how I imagine most people than don't properly cook their food look like';

'I like to eat my chicken medium rare not gonna lie.';

'>>5529377
I prefer air dried.';

'>>5529327
i can't believe this man is still alive but why is his right arm limp like it's fucking paralyzed is he finally going to keel over in his sleep';

'>>5529386
He's had 3 strokes. The second stroke ruined his arm, and his third just recently has essentially put him in a wheelchair and he slurs his speech.

He still continues to cook badly, but with the help of his wife now.';

'>>5529323
its gonna be a jack thread';

'>>5529346
So what's the recipe for the lazy man's omelette? Asking for a lazy friend.';

'>>5529496
Scramble an egg, grate some cheese, dump it in a ziploc bag and boil the bag in a pot of hot water.';

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'>>5529503
>and boil the bag in a pot of hot water.
But wouldn't that melt the bag into the omelette and give you super AIDS?';

'I am Jacks complete lack of cooking ability';

'Anyone that isn't using one of those wireless food thermometers is retarded. Swallow your pride and cook your food perfectly each time.';

'>>5529323
>Bad Cooking
it's just gonna be jack, isn't it?
>Post as many Jack videos as you can
op is indeed a faggot.

jack doesn't even reach cringe.
jack is like one of those other internet things where it's so middle of the road pointless, yet somehow there's anons that have latched onto it, thinking this is somehow what the internet is supposed to be for.
it's a very odd thing.

webm related is what the internet is for.';

'>>5529387
I can't believe his half-assed keto diet didn't fix it.';

'>>5529338
I ate a charred rib that was in the fridge too long and it tasted like dish soap.';

'>>5529323
Let's address the elephant in the room: Did he recover from his latest hospitalization or is he dead?';

'>>5529787
If you, unlike Jack, have any braincells left you'll get some food grade sous vide bags to do that with.';

'>>5529860
What's wrong with this? Her knife skills are weird and a bit scary, but she gets the job done.

You can't beat this level of cringe, don't even try';

'>>5530210
Jack can tie it';

'>>5530210';

'Please somebody post the ftm tranny smashing potatoes with a glass';

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'>>5530267
If anybody has more of this guy, particular airplane bathroom cooking, i appreciate it';

'>>5530218
There's one tiktok of a hot girl making french toast, and at the end she says get out and the guy reacts to that.

Anyway, this lemon cake isn't going to be that good cause it doesn't have a syrup drizzle';

'>>5530218
i'm so fucking lonely that i wouldn't mind having this thing around just for background noise';

'for fucks sake im not even italian and these threads are the worst gore ive seen on 4chan';

'>>5529860
>rincing garlic';

'>>5530214
Watching videos where people make her salad is the cherry on the top. The people who straight up vomit as soon as they chew it for three seconds are the best. I particularly love Should I Series' disdain for her.';

'>>5530270';

'>>5530210
>What's wrong with this';

'>>5530621
jesus anon, get a pet';

'>>5529387
Ja/ck/ had another stroke? Shit';

'>>5530224
Henry's Kitchen is goat.';

'>>5529860
She's obviously 'aving a giggle. Who is this btw?';

'How has this man gone through his entire life, and setup a "cooking" channel on youtube, but doesnt understand anything about cooking?';

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'>>5531024
Is that Krazam with the phone?';

'>>5530067
It depends on what you mean by "recover" I guess. He did rehabilitation for a little while but gave up on it, so he can sort of hobble walk but mostly needs the Wal-Mart scooter to get around.

His speech and arm are still in very bad shape. He could get better if he wanted, but he won't change his ways and is too lazy to continue the therapy.';

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'>>5532252
It's the dude from the Should I Series channel on youtube.
He runs a Pizza place, and uses the kitchen after hours to make Cobra Recopies.
I am 99% sure he's a /ck/ shitposter.';

'>>5532233
he did nothing wrong.';

'>>5531187
>>5530267
I am disturbed and impressed';

'>>5529838
holy fucking shit lmao';

'>>5533361
Vegan "food" is absolutely fucking disgusting';

'>>5533815
He makes Youtuber recipes in general. He's done Townsends, Ja/ck/, Kay, Cobra, and I know a few others.
>I am 99% sure he's a /ck/ shitposter.
There is zero chance he doesn't browse here in some respect, I'm pretty sure he himself was advertising his channel years ago which is why I found out about his cooking videos.';

'>>5531024
Learn english';

'>>5530267
Homeboy fresh outta the can with that one';

'>>5529346
wtf man';

'>>5533836';

'>>5530215
DESU this probably tastes pretty awesome for the first 3 bites, but it's barely food.';

'>>5530218
Any food that has sat near this creature automatically becomes a health hazard via both cringe exposure and tranny germination, let alone food made by it.';

'jack keeps amazing me
but not in a good way';

'>>5529380
I wish people would stop posting this one. Jack made that video in response to an article in the New Yorker claiming that using a hair dryer before putting the chicken in the oven makes the skin crispier.
Jack was not impressed with the results, but the woman who wrote the article used a $600 hair dryer while Jack used a $20 one.';

'>>5529387
There's strong evidence suggesting it's his fifth stroke actually, there were two times he described mini stroke symptoms but didn't seek medical attention';

'>>5529346
He cooked food in a plastic bag???';

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'>>5529387
Geez poor jack :(';

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'>>5529503
seems like more work than just making a regular omelet';

'>>5529334
Jesus fucking christ';

'>>5534057
vegan "cheese" is honestly the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth, and I'm a gay prostitute.';

'>>5539490
Jack once strangled his son, almost to death. He is a terrible person and a retard, he deserves to suffer.';

'>>5539869
His son is probably a shitty person too, so...';

'>>5539894
Damn, you're retarded.';

'>>5538593
It's funny because it's absurd and classic Jack. It was a dumbass idea in a dumbass article, but of course Jack tried it.';

'>>5529387
Incredible loop';

'>>5540091
It's not retarded. Shitty people are likely to have shitty children, because genes exist.';

'>>5529327
> don't eat that don't eat that don't eat that don't eat that don't eat that
He fucking ate it...';

'>>5533361
> "Egg" Porridge
I'm legitimately going to vomit';

'>>5540406
> Yu vill eat ze bugs
Jack was just ahead of the curve there.';

'>>5541767
That's not the part that makes you retarded.';

'>>5541820
What's the part that makes me retarded?';

'>>5529387
Nothing wrong with meat or cheese.';

'>>5541861
Very true';

'>>5541834
Your brain';

'>>5530621
Do it. Find out if the suicide attempt rate is contagious.';

'>>5541861
In moderation.';

'>>5533361
Fucking smoggies, why are they like this?';

'>>5542270
That's not a response. That applies to literally everything.';

'>>5541861
true, everything else in that webm is wrong though';

'>>5542317
ok jack';

'>>5544019
The only thing stopping me from beating Jack to death with my own hands, is the disgust I feel when thinking about touching or smelling him.';

'>>5544203
imagine the powerful cumshots';

'>>5544209
I put you on my list for this comment.';

'>>5541771
a lot of places eat rare or even raw chicken. you're just socialized into thinking it's weird but there's really nothing wrong with it';

'>>5544236
That is absolutely not true.';

'>>5530074
There is no such thing as food safe plastic.';

'>>5544236
>a lot of places serve completely raw chicken
Lmao';

'>>5544239
>>5545001
search rare chicken or chicken sushi';

'>>5545015
Not so fast nigga, you said rare AND raw.';

'>>5545019
No I didn’t, dumb fuck. Kill your self';

'>>5529338
Is he wearing those transition lenses? What a fucking dork.';

'>>5545080
>a lot of places eat rare or even raw chicken';

'>>5529860

I always give my chopped meat a zip and a half of seasoning! Thanks Marie!';

'>>5545019
The chicken sushi is raw. also that other guy ain't me';

'>>5545015
dumb retard';

'>>5529327
ITS RAAAAAAAAAAAAW';

'>>5529860
Would. Her, not the "sauce"';

'>>5530218
kid raised by disney';

'>>5545376
They're just a person having fun doing an activity they enjoy. Try to be less of a miserable jaded cunt and you could enjoy life too.';

'>>5533836
I completely agree';

'>>5533361
Where's part 2? Legitimately curious now';

'>>5532233
This man just wants to enjoy his meal the way he likes it without being bothered. It's the cameraman that's cringe for making a big deal out of the situation.';

'>>5532233
I load mine up with fresh grated Parm, but plain tomato sauce is just drowning out the flavors. Italians will cringe at this, but then do the exact same thing in a soup pot, call it a stew in their faggot language, then act like it's a completely different thing.';

'>>5545080
>a lot of places eat rare or even raw chicken
>raw chicken
>raw
Interesting.';

'>>5531187
He's the MacGyver of shitty food. Their is a non-zero chance he could assemble a bomb using all the supplies he smuggled onto that plane. I fear this man.';

'>>5546169
>Paki
Britbong meth addict detected.';

'>>5546169
>he eats raw chicken
The consequences of Cooking with Jack. RIP.';

'>>5546169
>>5545080
>>5545015
> Chicken Sushi
You know that Sushi is RAW Fish, don't you?
No, it is NOT fucking NORMAL to eat Chicken RAW! Cats & Dogs can eat RAW meat but not 'normal' Humans!';

'>>5529330
Is that clam chowder that he's sweetening?';

'>>5547863
Rice pudding';

'>>5547946
That makes too much sense!';

'>>5546570
respect for trying to reach a retard.';

'>>5548093
rice pudding does need some sugar but what jack did is way beyond what you should add';

'>>5533836
>>5545959
if it wasn't obvious by the way that this despicable hairless pig licks the dishware: you're wrong
he has no taste or class, only autism, and if his feelings could be hurt by ridicule he wouldn't act the way he does';

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'>>5529860
>how to make homemade tomato sauce
>step 1: start with tomato sauce
What a fuckhead';

'>>5549715
needs more cheese, desu';

'>>5545756
>They're
fuck off fag go rope yourself';

'>>5549990
you do know "they're" is just a normal English word, right?
meaning they are
it is common to use when talking about anyone in the 3rd person.';

'>>5549990
I used "they" because I honestly can't tell if it's a fag dressed as a woman or not. It's common English, paki.';

'>>5529323
I microwave my scrambled eggs and they used to explode like this. I learned to mix a little butter in and they cook normally.';

'Does anyone have that clip from a British TV show with the two women opening a coconut with a chefs knife? It still gives me nightmares.';

'>>5551552
It'd be funnier if it was real. Don't you find it odd that they are adding mass at each stage yet the motor bowl doesn't fill up more than the first time? Also the hot dog stays relatively the same size.';

'>>5550789
>I microwave my scrambled eggs
You fit right in haha';

'>>5529334
>>5539696
I always like people who overreact to such things. You need to try really hard to get poisoned with undercooked checken in first world countries.';

'>>5552207
Jack has had salmonella 4 times, so that should already tell you something.';

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'>>5530218
this troon has a fetish for disgusting dirty feet, hence the name. She posts pics of her feet after walking around the city barefoot.';

'>>5552627
Lol';

'>>5530210
im gonna be sick';

'>>5529860
The meatball video is also funny';

'>>5530218
definitely has a palestine flag in her x profile';

'>>5552906
Found the jew';

'>>5552978
I could care less for jews, you trannystinian';

'>>5529346
looks like a he heated up a bunch of soiled diapers what in godfuck';

'>>5530215
welcome back to Tim's Kitchen Tips';

'>>5550104
>>5550314
faggots
>>>lgbtqbbq++';

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'>>5553169
prison food';

'>>5553169
The place I work at was doing an outreach program with a halfway house
One time one of the guys made this prison style tuna and Doritos casserole and was giving it out to people who have never been to prison
It was interesting, but not the biggest fan or tuna so I didn't eat much

One of the guys who was on his way out was yelling at him saying "you're supposed to leave that shit behind you"';

'>>5553007
Sure.... Then post a video of you eating bacon while working on the Sabbath, or you will be exiled forever!';

'>>5553169
One of the most American posts ever';

'>>5531668
She's not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I';

'>>5550104
>>5550314
That thing is unironically a FTM tranny. She chopped her tits off and posted them for everyone to see.';

'>>5553655
Another victim of Jewish propaganda. I don't hate Her, I feel sorry for Her.';

'>>5552207
it's not a little undercooked chicken that gets everybody hot and bothered, it's what complete and total witless nincompoop jack is.';

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>>5545001
>>5545019
>>5545341
>>5546570

nta but he's right in that it can be eaten raw, some high end sushi joints serve it in the usa and Japan. the Japanese call it "Torisashi".

theres a caveat tho, you dont wanna just grab some chicken from the supermarket and chow down. Reputable places that serve torisashi go through great pains to make sure the meat is sourced from chickens who are raised and slaughtered properly, and that they themselves prepare it properly to minimize the risk of salmonella or other shit. its like pufferfish where if it is prepared properly, its perfectly safe to eat but if it isn't, it could kill you.';

'>>5529323';

'At first I thought, those people were insane, but then I remembered that in the US it was common to semi 'pickle' chicken and turkey into a bath of chlorine and other preservatives. In the US it may be ok, what the did, but fish and poultry should be cooked trough and trough and thrown away the day it expires, except you want to become vesuv. Pig can be good maybe 10 days after expiration and cow even up to 20 days';

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'>>5529387

>normal isn't coming back, jesus is

Do Americans really?';

'>>5554028
Fuck off mudslime, go back to your poojeet thread';

'>>5553780
That's a very very specific use case and uses a specially sourced meat, whereas I doubt Jack has used anything more than a regular raw chicken from a store.';