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'>>5530065
This is clever and cute. We have 40 cats, and I would rather use the ladder to take them all up onto the roof and toss them off.';

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'what's with all these garbage videos with added sound effects';

'>>5530229
One of the common symptoms of autism is hypersensitivity to sensory input, including sound. Individuals with autism may experience sound sensitivity, also known as hyperacusis, which can cause discomfort, anxiety, and even physical pain.';

'>>5530130
That first cat might be seriously injured';

'>>5530283
Kek';

'>>5530283
bro i want to hear what happens, not some loony toons shit added on top';

'>>5529968
what a good fucking cat';

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'>>5530385
>loony toons
It's Looney Tunes';

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'>>5530532
Granny is loving it';

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'>>5529973
Trim the border, moron';

'>>5530625
trim deez nuts';

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'>>5530081
unless you live in an 12 story-high apartment complex, it wouldn't work. cats can jump from 3rd floor without taking any injuries, and can survive from the 8th floor with moderate injuries only.';

'>>5530229
The mentally deficient require extra stimuli.';

'>>5531027
You sound like you ask your mom for extra tendies.';

'>>5531245
you'd know all about that huh';

'>>5531255
>no u
lol';

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'>>5531441
the noooo got me';

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'>>5530005
volume warning';

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'>>5531484
the retard who keeps their cat in a small cage got me';

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'>>5531529
Hell yeah, nigga cat!';

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'>>5532293
REAL?';

'>>5532293
Saw a fat cat attempt that to escape a shitbull once, funniest thing.';

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'>>5530508
>13 cats
>14 bowls
For what reason?';

'>>5530130
>>5530340
That cat stuck in the window would die if there wasn't a human around to free it. That's why you never leave your apartment without closing the windows f you have a cat. Disturbing video';

'>>5533252
The last one is for the cat who recorded that video.';

'>>5533241
MODS';

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'>Finally enough samples
>Inspecting everyone
>nothing
w-wait... is everyone...?';

'>>5533954
Are you okay, anon?';

'>>5533954
Wake up.';

'>>5533954
That's right, anon. Everyone is a lambster.';

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'>>5534319
>emotional
he just looks annoyed';

'>>5534514
yeah, it's some weird cope about the camera angle creating a humanlike sad expression that isn't really there, at least it's not as stupid as pictures of kittens with eye infections "crying"';

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'>>5534557
Thot pawtrolled.';

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'>>5534514
>>5534516
>t. my mother never licked my forehead';

'>>5534612
the french cat?';

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'>>5530394
BETRAYED.';

'>>5534872';

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'dont hurt kot';

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'>>5535041
What a little shit';

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'>>5530420
That's Kirli (dirty), he's famous in Istanbul';

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'>>5529968
That’s a lynx point Siamese. I have one too. Very intelligent but mischievous cats. Very affectionate and social too.';

'>>5531964
Why do foxes always get btfo by cats despite being significantly larger animals? Do cats have better reflexes? Better fighting style?';

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'>>5534963
>>5523975';

'>>5535221
>Do cats have better reflexes?
Yes. The most prolific hunter in the world ( mammal at the least ) is a tiny desert cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHniGHqnNfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl8o9PsJPAQ';

'>>5535302
>The most prolific hunter in the world
thats actually a dragonfly, they can hunt twice their bodyweight daily and have a basically 100% chance hunt success rate';

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'>>5535221
well yea, you're watching a scavenger play-fighting with an apex-predator';

'>>5534805
yes';

'>>5534612
>>5534805
>>5535505
I can find it on youtube sometimes but never without some cringy tiktok shit or sound edit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGuqQnDGbrs';

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'>>5529969
I have no idea what happened but kek';

'>>5532309
Seek therapy';

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'>>5535899
This is why i wouldn't get a young cat, they do this shit all the time. Just get an older one who just wants to cuddle and sleep all day.';

'>>5535913
>just adopt an old cat who will get sick and cost you lots of money before dying shortly after';

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'>>5535922
By older i mean anything from five or six upwards, even though getting an actual old cat is pretty cool, too.';

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'>>5535514
I love these tiktok sound edits thanks.';

'>>5532293
Megnets';

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'>>5535934
probably mice in the walls.';

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'>>5536535
>>5536543
Poor cats stuck with dumb owners';

'>>5535953
And they say cats fail the mirror test. Bet they just got a batch of really stupid cats. My cats get it just fine.';

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'>>5536918
Cute but it's obviously the owner turning their head but cat is squinting and not minding. Full on trust.';

'>>5533259
10/10 response!';

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'>>5534958
Animal abuse';

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'>>5535333
song? also checked';

'>>5537606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5gqXzDcllA';

'>>5536637
or just cats that didnt give a fuck';

'>>5537622
39';

'>>5537675
god i wish that were me';

'>>5537720
yeah i too want pet kot';

'>>5529966
I don't have the patience to crop it perfectly. I apologize for my weakness.';

'>>5537725
haha yeah';

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'>>5537812
>dog turns to look at camera';

'>>5537816
he knows he's going to be in one of those shit compilations and is not amused';

'>>5534557
My favorite of all-time';

'>>5537983
>toxoplasmosis brain needs his cat vids individually curated or he doesn't get his dopamine rush
sad';

'>>5535333';

'>>5537133
I have hired this fucking thing to stare at you.';

'>>5530081
That is too many cats';

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'>>5530130
MOOOOOOODS';

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'>>5537133
koshkawife';

'>>5531669
Nice try Ivan but cute cats won't convince me to become a commie';

'>>5538768
cats need a nerf';

'>>5535221
They don't necessarily, that fox was clearly just play-fighting. The other anon is right that foxes are scavengers and cats are actual predators, but the weight difference is still huge, if a fox is for some reason intent on hurting a cat and the cat fails to escape, he's gonna be in for a world of hurt.
The fox might get hurt too - that's the reality in any fight. But for example in that webm, the fox could have easily followed through on any of its lungers, maybe gotten its face scratched (worst case an eye damaged), and in return had the cat in its jaws and in position to kill or very badly maim.';

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'>>5539268
>Mao Zedong Cat
>not Meow Zedong';

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'>>5535221
what are you some kinda fatass who thinks size is everything';

'>>5539111
fuck no
they are currently in the process of being smashed and slammed though';

'>>5539288';

'>>5537812
EL GATO';

'>>5533927
oh shit';

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'>>5537133
icbm ready to fire';

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'>>5541017
I have this saved as Catastrophe
perfectly accurate name';

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'>>5529971
Y he bully him';

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'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPYwt_Z0VpY';

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'>>5530283
Why would an artist want to add the sounds then?';

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'>>5535036
This is that 9/11 song.';

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'>>5533927
Wow...
That is a lot of Chinese girl cartoon books, anon.';

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'>>5534961
What is this song?';

'>>5543951
Woah a reply. Well I had to look for it a little.

I found the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itGDySDK13s

I looked at the comments and saw these comments:
>That was actually the theme song for the incredible hulk tv show from the 1970s.....i call this walking away music..lol....it plays in my head when leaving a bad relationship or job
>Idk about "stunning" its incredible hulk theme, sounds nice but let's not get carried away here.

And so I went to search for it for you anon and they weren't wrong:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzMSfaNXYZg';

'>>5543998
That's not even the same video. It's a different song and the cat falls asleep a different way.';

'>>5543998
Found it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgY-3J9An-6/';

'>>5544327
Oh yeah you're right. I didn't notice. That cat piano video wasn't so easy to find because if you use those words you get everything but this guy and his cat. I assumed it was the same song since I only found that video.

Not to be a debby downer but the video is from 7 years ago. That cat might still be alive but I doubt it.';

'>>5531998
Boris approved, platinum gopnik medal for you';

'>>5543514
This is too sad. I hope he got some kot buddies.';

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'>>5532296
Funny thing, Sauron did actually take the form of a cat in early Tolkien writings
https://youtu.be/dGnw5PZw1Gk?si=_9t0wqtSKdpcRzTN';

'>>5544759
kek gonna name that webm tevildo from now on';

'>>5544759
>Miaulë';

'>>5531517
That cats a fat fuck';

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'>>5546539
Diddy Kong Racing character select screen';

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'>>5543514
Dude just wants some friends.';

'>>5534612
>>5538748
And an extra one.';

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'>>5535392
>>5539201
>The other anon is right that foxes are scavenger
They aren't exclusively scavangers. They hunt and catch prey if the opportunity or need arises.';

'Can someone tell me the lore on this cat.';

'>>5547278
I think she was abused by her previous owners or something. that's why she looks and acts like an autistic cat';

'>>5547278
>>5547308
/v/ is telling me not only is it declawed, its defanged as well';

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'>>5533954
Always has been';

'>>5547354
shit, really? imagine the piece of shit thought process involved
>i abuse my cat but it keeps clawing me, there's obviously no choice, i need to cripple it for life by permanently removing its claws
>i abuse my declawed cat but it keeps biting me, there's obviously no choice, i need to further cripple it by permanently removing its teeth';

'>>5547308
she doesn't look autistic, she looks terrified, i don't know if the person holding her is a new owner but i hope they don't hold her like that often';

'>>5547308
Do you have any more of this cat?';

'>>5535392
cat's aren't apex predators anywhere except possibly some small island somewhere, they are in fact prey animals a lot of the time';

'>>5547269
Of course they do. The point is that they fit a lot of different capabilities (e.g. sniffer strong enough to find underground rodents, feet that can dig but legs that can long-distance, body that can fit in tight spaces or hop around like a dingus...) into a small low-calorie frame, while cats keep it to "run up and shank the bitch, try not to be seen," on the biggest frame they can maintain.';

'>>5547714
stfu, cats end up at the top of nearly every food chain. Where is it NOT a tiger, lion, panther, mountain-lion, lynx, etc? Hmmm... Antarctica? The north pole? Small islands? Not to mention that where housecats are introduced, they become the most destructive invasive species overnight.';

'>>5547714
Cats are generally considered the most successful hunters in the world, with a wildcat no larger than a housecat considered THE most successful predator on land.';

'>>5548007
that's not the same thing as an apex predator';

'>>5548123
Yeah well you're fucking gay.';

'>>5543514
Sauce on film?';

'>>5548184
>Yeah well you're fucking gay.
Fucking your dad doesn't make me gay, it makes him gay. Say Hi to your Gay Dad for me.
>But my Dad is dead
So?';

'>>5548123
So what you're saying is that:
>1. Cats are apex predators all over
>2. BUT they are also very successful
>3. And success isn't the same as being top of the food chain
>4. Because two things aren't the same they must be mutually exclusive
>5. Therefore cats CANNOT be apex predators
You're an absolute fucking retard and should neck immediately.';

'>>5548007
not true, dragonflies are the best hunters in the world by a ridiculous margin. basically 100% success rate in hunting and they can hunt their bodyweight in a few minutes if the conditions are right';

'>>5535309
>mammal
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>on land';

'>>5548428
no, i'm saying that cats are generally not apex predators anywhere but maybe a small island somewhere';

'>>5548608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u82y8zI1SdI';

'>>5548587
wtf i forgot i wrote that first one. anyway its true, and the >on land part is weird because dragonflies very much arent aquatic so they are land animals, plus the first line where they said cats are the most sucessful they didnt specify on land';

'>>5548257
>>5548257
it's a game called stray';

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'>>5548516
>>5548673
Calling insects the best at anything is always suspect because they're always massively benefiting from the square cube law and being tiny, it's just like how an ant wouldn't be very strong at all if it were scaled up to megafauna proportions, it's a trick of semantics and mathematics and nothing more';

'>>5548698
Ah, I see.
Thanks.';

'>>5535934
what a retard, obviously the cat sensed something';

'>>5548845
right, and normally i would agree, but its not the case in this instance. dragonflies are hunting things dumber, slower, smaller, less agile and without any defenses so its to be expected that they are the most "successful" hunter. even cats fail. there are countless videos of a lion not getting the gazelle, or a housecat not getting the bird. cats can be outran and outsmarted or have their prey hide in holes for example.
the comparison isnt like how it is with raw weight lifted per bodyweight. its how much does a dragonfly fail to get its prey versus how much a cat (or literally any other animal) fails to get its prey
anyway heres suspension bed kitty to keep this post on topic';

'>>5548805
wtf is that real?';

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'>>5546644
>Cheezburger can has me!';

'>>5549378
They still need to hunt and eat so much more precisely because of the square cube law, i'm willing to bet if you counted amoebas or something in the same statistic they'd again be orders of magnitude more prolific hunters';

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'>>5549795
amoebas arent animals you retard, also i just looked it up and they are "pack hunters" if you could even call them that. they cheat, in other words
also the second video i saw "of the hunt" the bacteria ended up escaping lol, so your point isnt even true
try find a video where the dragonfly doesnt get the mosquito';

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'>>5549827
>amoebas arent animals you retard
Yes, that's why i said "if", you moron, lmao

Basic human intuition just doesn't include the square-cube law so we often get dazzled by stories like this, but as i said it's all just a trick of mathematics and semantics';

'>>5547278
>>5547308
I need to comfort this cat. Got more or story or anything?';

'>>5549017';

'>>5549981
>>5547278
>>5547308';

'>>5550152
Is this real?';

'>>5550169
Yeah. Only thing I got out of going to /v/ to get some source or info. Sadly thread got bombed by jannies. Still no source. Looks like the katto is healthy though.';

'>>5549851
someone make a thread please, i got a really funny edit for this image';

'>>5550232
Here you go: >>5550259

New bread
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>>5550259
>>5550259';

'>>5549881
>that's why i said "if"
no you didnt say "if they are animals" you said "if you counted them as hunters they would be better than mosquitos", which isnt true
and its not a trick of mathematics, mosquitos are just that much overkill that they will very very ralely not get a successful hunt.
if it was entirely about the square cock law then any insect would be a hundred times better than a cat but that isnt the case, mantises fail the hunt sometimes (maybe not as much as a cat, i think its impossible to know, but they certainly fail more than a dragonfly and they are benefiting from the same cock square)';

'>>5542698
faggot making faggot noises';

'>>5530229
mental illness';

'>>5547714
tigers and lions would be apex predators if there were no humans';

'>>5530077
And the poor kid going to grow up wondering where is his dark-colored doll gone to then realize that it was a living creature. This is how a schizo story about shadow creatures ended up being posted on /x/';

'>>5532293
Wtf? is that rela?';

'Listen up, maggots! the enemy has adopted the same strategy as us. as of 0930 hours, their entire team is in that fortress, too!
The unusuals: >>5535333';

'I swear to god there better be a fucking caturday thread on here tomorrow';

'>>5530005
oh you bastard';

'>>5535081
The cat or the man?';

'>>5534556
I was going to type something mean about his manhood but I'm not in the mood anymore. The race is long and so is the cat.';

'>>5535050
I lost goddamn';