import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/wsg/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void /asmr/(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/asmr/';
int postNumber = 5530830;
String image = '1714377959559559.webm';
String date = '04/29/24(Mon)04:05:59';
String comment = 'Previous Thread >>5478925';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530831 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)04:06:21'  && image=='ASMR Crinkles And Crunches _ Tapping [3j53W4jLkvY] (Clip).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5530832 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)04:07:24'  && image=='Trying VEGEMITE... #asmr [GL_50opqqx0].webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531150 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:24:29'  && image=='1704930470255052.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531812 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:17:29'  && image=='1688181004518393.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5531883 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)23:43:00') {

'>>5530832
i hate this faggot so much. yugioh is a shit game too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533001 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:01:51'  && image=='1711209722557475.webm') {

'>>5531150
sauce?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533039 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:44:39') {

'>>5533001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf5bFixeJK0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534209 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:41:19') {

'boop';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534318 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)02:10:59'  && image=='dean crying.gif') {

'anyone have advice on finding unintentional asmr? Trying to find a particular voice type, just any middle aged british woman, nice clean mic quality that sort of thing. Its shockingly fuckin hard to search this up on youtube without getting e-girls and shit.

i need sleep. need british hag to lull me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534321 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)02:17:08') {

'>>5534318
there are playlists on Youtube about unintentional ASMR'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534324 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)02:19:58') {

'>>5534321
been through loads, never found a single example of what im looking for.
got some nice american, russian, and mexican hags though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534698 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)12:27:52'  && image=='1689012832198095.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534712 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)12:43:38') {

'>>5534698
very pleasant thank you for sharing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535188 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)22:44:34'  && image=='1712720586405154.webm') {

'Need sauce on this one';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536430 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)23:23:01'  && image=='1710384096483947.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536508 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)01:51:24'  && image=='kosher asmr.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5536944 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)11:08:57') {

'>>5536508
>still posting it
KEK'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537098 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)14:15:17') {

'>>5530830
I used to like asmr more, but man the fucking whispering and mouth smacking became insufferable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537415 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)18:38:14'  && image=='Christmas shopping online in 1996 [sgtq04f6qc4] part 1.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537571 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)21:46:55') {

'>>5536944
NTA, but it's a decent asmr video'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537626 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)22:55:06') {

'>>5531883
I hate that ASMR was invaded by whores from one side, SATISFYING faggots from another, and any search request on Youtube is one wrong word away from tripophobia bait. That said, I want to have sex with Amy Kay, can't do anything about it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537637 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)23:13:37'  && image=='1690772132720456.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5538790 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)21:18:03') {

'>>5537637
>audio in the form of sound
Every time I listen to this I pick out something new.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5538827 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)22:10:42'  && image=='rubberjohnny1.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5539969 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)21:06:42') {

'>>5538827
timmy!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5540011 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)21:48:09') {

'>>5535188
Gotcha anon. Had to find it myself when I first doscovered that webm
https://youtu.be/w2kYkdmCbA4?si=2dzWx-j0a5tiDlQy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541390 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:01:40') {

'>>5537415
I love old styled unintentional ASMR, especially for computer stuff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541498 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:42:03') {

'>>5537571
Fucking Go back'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541617 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:53:02') {

'>>5541498
oy vey iz mir'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541630 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)03:26:54') {

'>>5541498
I'll go back when you stop committing genocide'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543176 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)12:04:36'  && image=='what cranial exams are actually like.webm') {

'bumpan';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544367 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)11:44:31'  && image=='1648470230329.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544370 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)11:45:51'  && image=='1659110002080670.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544554 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)15:31:06') {

'>>5533001
Moar unintentional ASMR plz, preferably no talking'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544787 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)19:27:46') {

'>>5543176
das crazy dude I was just thinking about making a webm of this guy. he's pretty good.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545153 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)04:08:00'  && image=='1659055356591111.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545394 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)12:00:27'  && image=='1714461761550782.webm') {

'Who is this artists?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545446 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)13:08:43') {

'>>5545394
ah yes, one of many I've seen on my recommended for years but never watched, and as a result, do not remember he name.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545508 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)14:25:18') {

'>>5545394
>>5545446
tiny penis asmr
portuguese ladyboy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545569 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)15:33:56') {

'>>5545394
tiny hands asmr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545642 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)17:01:44'  && image=='based_cat.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545766 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)19:27:16') {

'>>5545153
sauce?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545780 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)19:38:39') {

'>>5545766
from my asshole. because it is shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545803 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)19:53:36') {

'annoyed no one is leaking maimy asmr's paywalled videos';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545988 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)23:00:31') {

'>>5545569
Legend, thanks.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546606 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)12:45:37') {

'>>5545803
you can find them on bunkrr.su, porntn.com or coomer.su'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547238 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)03:20:10'  && image=='lattt.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547297 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)05:43:11'  && image=='Best ASMR for Sleep and Tingles 3 Hours (No Talking) [3C2dNerE72Q]_1.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547864 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)16:49:36') {

'>>5547238
God, I fucking despise you coomers.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547993 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)18:57:02') {

'>>5547238
Sauce? That's relaxing as fuck for some reason.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548085 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)20:20:13'  && image=='asmr.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548153 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)21:21:07') {

'>>5547238
fuck.
I feel bad for this creator because when she started out I thought she was doing asmr as a thing she was passionate for....
Then I saw the onlyfans leak and my jaw fell to the floor
i KNOW its a woman's nature to do this kinda stuff in this day and age, but man they can really convince you sometimes....
>>5547993
Baby Bella ASMR'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548318 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)00:16:07') {

'>>5548153
Well shit. Ah well, thanks boss, I appreciate it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548425 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)02:11:52') {

'>>5548153
>man they can really convince you sometimes....
How the fuck do you look at the videos she posts and go "yeah, she's totally doing this to induce asmr and not to create an intimate (erotic) connection!"???'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548434 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)02:26:30') {

'>>5530832
Jojo asmr is always a good one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548819 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)11:40:13') {

'>>5546606
dude the simpcity thread has everything'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548821 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)11:41:14') {

'>>5546606
sorry meant for >>5545803
not you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549658 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)04:23:13') {

'>>5537626
>I want to have sex with Amy Kay
based, me too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549734 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)06:34:56'  && image=='asmr.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549982 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)13:04:08') {

'>>5547297
wtf how'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5550313 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)18:37:13'  && image=='heli.webm') {

'>>5547297
Impressive'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5550319 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)18:53:54') {

'anyone got the webm from this? https://archived.moe/wsg/thread/5529890/';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5550700 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)02:17:45') {

'>>5549734
DEATH TO COOMERS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5550773 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)04:05:14') {

'post more coombait';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551012 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)09:15:33') {

'>>5550773
DEATH TO COOMERS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551131 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)12:34:12'  && image=='1710078146928664.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551134 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)12:37:29') {

'>>5550319
nvm, here's the source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L6bt5dKrO8'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5552081 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)06:44:29') {

'>>5549734
impressive just how big of a boner killer tattoos are'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5552597 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)19:03:53') {

'>>5549982
with the other hand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5552687 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)19:56:24') {

'>>5551131
>>5551134
>south korean
title explains it i guess, thx. anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5553825 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)19:40:10') {

'>>5548085
source for emo gf?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5553845 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)19:51:24') {

'>>5553825
Nananightray'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5553851 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)19:57:11') {

'>>5553845
thanks /wsg/bro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5553967 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)21:31:00') {

'I love this whore she makes both my brain and my penis tingle https://youtu.be/1IV7kaYPNXg';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5553973 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)21:39:27') {

'>>5537098
this is why you watch unintentional asmr'
;

}

}
}