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class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/wsg/';
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class Thread extends Board {
public void North Korea(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'North Korea';
int postNumber = 5533922;
String image = '1714596497642927.webm';
String date = '05/01/24(Wed)16:48:17';
String comment = 'Thread for posting and discussing the DPRK and it's culture';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533926 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)16:54:36'  && image=='Friendly Father.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533929 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)16:59:36'  && image=='Korea Will Defend Itself From the United States! We Will Follow You Only! 우리는 당신밖에 모른다!.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533931 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:02:07'  && image=='What are the differences in speaking between North and South Korea?.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533934 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:03:43'  && image=='dictatorship.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533938 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:06:59'  && image=='dprk defector.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533941 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:10:00'  && image=='Chollima On Wing 천리마 달린다 Pochonbo.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533943 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:11:23'  && image=='1714335870 139 126.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533947 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:14:31'  && image=='whitejuche.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533963 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:42:58'  && image=='North Korean teens punished over K-dramas.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533976 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:02:20') {

'>>5533938
Wow, is there more of this guy? He has a very interesting perspective'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5533984 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)18:15:12'  && image=='1703697513402319.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534098 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:05:46') {

'>>5533938
I'd like to hear why exactly he chose to defect'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534193 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)23:22:24'  && image=='Pyongyang's New Double-Decker Buses.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534221 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)00:03:39') {

'>>5533938
And yet he defected.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534288 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)01:27:23') {

'I was there in 2019 on a tour with Young Pioneer Tours. Every restaurant (and mall foodcourt) had their own little microbrewery going on.

Let me fucking tell ya, that was some of the best tasting beer I've ever had in my life. Every place better than the last. God, if North Korea ever fell and those recipes got out, they'd be world class competitive shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534299 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)01:36:39'  && image=='North Korean Propaganda Shows How Americans Live.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534307 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)01:41:57'  && image=='1714016521640826.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534311 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)01:51:29'  && image=='North Korean Supermarket.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534315 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)02:05:54'  && image=='Propaganda car in Pyongyang (DPRK).webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5534317 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)02:10:55'  && image=='North Korean Traffic Lady.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5535156 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:51:52') {

'>>5534299
>"This is how they live in modern-day America. The poor, the cold, the lonely, and the homosexual"

holy kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537908 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)06:08:29') {

'>>5534299
well, they're not wrong... if you don't work for the Feds, you're pretty much fucked.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537981 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)07:03:05') {

'>>5534299
lmao... at 3:15 that's Blaha Lujza underpass in Budapest and I recognize the format of that Dell Inspiron advert, it's Hungarian.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537986 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)07:08:57') {

'>>5533931
eww how westernized south korean language is :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5537999 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)07:19:04'  && image=='1714430556155707.gif') {

'>>5534299
>in other parts of america, often disguised as foreign countries in Europe
LMAO'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5539103 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)04:10:30'  && image=='dprk on us propaganda.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5539113 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)04:19:50') {

'>>5534315
I know this is a meme phrase now, but this is literally 1984'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5539236 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)08:36:22') {

'>>5533941
This is my favorite song, this and Modern talking's "brother louie" cover'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5539974 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)21:10:00') {

'>>5533976
https://youtu.be/ktE_3PrJZO0?si=6puChmIzcCD-lpJk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5541545 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:31:03'  && image=='North Korean Pop Song %22휘파람 Whistle.webm') {

'I love this song so much bros';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5542872 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)06:17:35') {

'>>5541545
North Korea is a hole...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5542887 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)06:38:59') {

'>>5541545
I really like the way "휘파람" is written in the beginning. It's give's a very 80s retro aesthetic.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5542938 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)07:35:59'  && image=='DPRK_killing.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543086 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:22:54') {

'>>5534288
Check. Who's buying? How much was is?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543092 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:27:31'  && image=='1715013896927767.webm') {

'>>5534299
>Again there is no bird in the trees apart from these... which would be eaten on Thursday. They are yummy.
Cats on suicide watch.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543131 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)11:16:24'  && image=='1701772902618891.webm') {

'>>5542938
>Uuuuuuuuuugh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5543578 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)18:08:34'  && image=='North Korean Ad [13:44, 8 May 2024].webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5544784 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)19:25:39') {

'>>5534098
>>5534221
maybe defectors are just visitors who were held back'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545061 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)01:34:05') {

'>>5534221
You would tooif you were on vacation in another country and the Police of your country were searching for you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5545065 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)01:40:41') {

'>>5539113
>Propaganda Car Korea >:(
>Propaganda Car Japan :0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5546795 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)16:59:45') {

'>>5543086
Well, I bought the beer? It was beer I bought for myself? As for price, I think my cheapest pint was at the mall where it was maybe 50 cents? They only Yuan, US Dollars, and Euros at the exchange place, and my idea of currency rates kinda fell apart when I was trading dollars and Euros and what change I had in Yuan for NK Won.

You're not supposed to leave the country with their money, so I shoved it in my underwear and forgot about it until I got back to China and had to take a poop and there was money stuck to my balls.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547489 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)11:00:12'  && image=='【laborwave- North Korea is a paradise】.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547491 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)11:02:03') {

'>>5533922
I really have a lot of respect for the cuban and korean comrades. They were the only ones who kept their dignity and didn't gave themeselves to revisionism like China and Vietnam.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547504 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)11:08:14'  && image=='ROCKET MAN.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547536 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)11:23:35'  && image=='Chollima on the wing | NIGHTCORE.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547552 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)11:48:01') {

'Glory to the DPRK, I refuse to let US narratives dictate my perspective of this resilient nation.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547575 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)12:05:50'  && image=='North Korea - Hell March.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547723 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)14:30:44') {

'>>5534299
lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5547949 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)18:18:18') {

'>>5534315
It sounds like the DPRK news lady talking'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548073 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)20:08:45') {

'>>5547489
song name?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548096 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)20:34:19') {

'>>5548073
Bellows - Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548104 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)20:42:14') {

'>>5534098
Wouldn't be surprised if he hate the current Kim, while he idolized his father'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548112 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)20:53:09') {

'>>5534317
They can spend their entire days doing nothing in cool uniforms? There's worse jobs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548392 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)01:30:42'  && image=='1715240897873079.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548480 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)02:59:20'  && image=='1703170125588532.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5548719 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)09:05:49') {

'bumpo';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549194 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)18:56:03'  && image=='kim wii music.webm') {

'Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549288 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)20:43:37'  && image=='facts.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5549451 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)23:16:57') {

'>>5541545
These songs are actually catchy wtf'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5550955 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)07:57:10'  && image=='ghostbridalred.webm') {

'>>5547491
>revisionism
What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDU5tWZxSSg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5551592 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)21:55:37') {

'>>5533984
lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5553525 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)14:35:34') {

'>>5533922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYvcdhCbzJw
'I Want to Break Free' (Queen) Performed In North Korea'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5554075 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)23:40:56') {

'>>5547491
based'
;

}

}
}