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public void Quality hair clippers(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Quality hair clippers';
int postNumber = 1457608;
String image = '1713816702915218.jpg';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)16:11:42';
String comment = 'Hello. I would like to find quality hair clippers to cut my hair off with.
I have bought this set a couple of years ago for a great discount, is this hair clipper a good model which should last me years?
The hair clipper is a Wahl 09243-2616 and doesn't use a battery';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457620 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:15:30') {

'wahl is a pretty solid brand. if you take care of it, it should last a while.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457633 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:03:51') {

'>>1457620
>wahl is a pretty solid brand. if you take care of it,
This. Make sure you use clipper oil every use';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457692 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:08:30') {

'>>1457633
>Make sure you use clipper oil every use
What would classify as clipper oil? Mine didn't come with any bottle of it.
Also, why use oil at every use?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1457747 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:16:23') {

'>>1457692
>What would classify as clipper oil?
https://www.amazon.com/Lubricating-Clippers-Trimmers-Corrosion-Prevention/dp/B0084AWBRS
>why use oil at every use?
Read the ad. The bottle is big enough to last your entire life';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458177 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:45:03') {

'>>1457747
Are there no other substitutes?

Amazon doesn't deliver to where I live';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458183 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:08:19') {

'>>1458177
Have you tried cumming on it?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458505 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:13:55') {

'>>1458183
Troll';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458564 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:37:25') {

'>>1458505
WTF did you expect? You just said the real response was useless, because region. Then asked for nonsense help without even a vague suggestion of your region
Fuck off';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458677 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:57:21') {

'>>1458564
>WTF did you expect
For you to name a suitable substitute for wahl brand clipper oil. If this subject is beyond you, then simply say so.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458711 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)11:06:39') {

'>>1458677
>If this subject is beyond you, then simply say so
Yes, I can think of a suitable oil that a sweatshop worker could easily obtain. Do you work at a sweatshop? ______ _______ oil is cheap as dirt in third world countries, and costs about the same as clipper oil in first world countries. But you've put the goalposts for your help in outer space, cause if I search on Flipkart for clipper oil, I still turn up some random kind of clipper oil.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458732 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)12:31:06'  && image=='mineral-oil.jpg') {

'>>1458677
mineral oil, check the laxative section of a store';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458800 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:35:56') {

'>>1458677
Olive or canola oil will both work fine, or better still if you have WD-40 or 5W-30 on hand. Probably not worth buying any just for this small use though';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==1458911 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)10:11:41') {

'>>1458800
>WD-40
Lol don't use that.';

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