'>>37765998
How many posts and replies to posts are you gonna make with the same exact seethe about Scorpios? Lol.';

'>>37766031
I’ve never made a thread about scorpios before';

'>>37765998
basically we scorpios are autists huh sounds about right';

'Seething roastie thread?
Seething roastie thread.';

'>>37766136
Autism is not a badge of honor and it’s so weird how you all act like it is. Wtf does scorpio have to do with autism';

'Hey you're the seething roastie from the astro thread. Hello';

'>Plays by the rules, doesn’t ruffle feathers
if rules are dumb or not applied equally you'll know exactly what I think, I don't care about authority that much
>Quiet
cus I'm all up in my head. if I give you my mind you'll lose it immediately
>Vanilla, has no sexual concept whatsoever
the only limit to my concepts is the law
>Withdrawn and isolated, doesn’t make friends
so what? who needs them?
>Thinks they’re so deep and mysterious
I only suck my own dick physically, not metaphorically, I don't think of myself in schoolgirl terms, I am drawn to occult and spirituality but don't think of myself like I'm the shit, look at me big wizard boy';

'>>37766344
>but don't think of myself like I'm the shit
I do
>t. leo';

'>>37765998
This is the most tsundere way of finding a scorpio bf I've ever seen';

'>>37766266
Probably a disgusting hog too';

'>>37766554
She sure has a lot of hate in her heart if you check her readings. She makes it a point to highlight, exaggerate and only read the bad things in people's charts lol.';

'>>37765998
>Plays by the rules, doesn’t ruffle feathers, does everything by the book
All three of these can have different meanings and it truly depend on the 5 Ws (Who, What, When, Where, Why).
This is why I don't ignore most astrology shit because you all act like it's 1000% you are literally this and it's never that case.
>quiet
True.
>vanilla
In my fantasies? No. In reality? Who knows I'm a virgin.
>withdrawn and isolated
Yes
>doesn't make friends
Doesn't want to.
>thinks they're so....
No, I know I'm pretty boring.';

'>>37766266
You really thought huh

>>37766344
you’re a self pity wallowing fag

>>37766356
leo’s are a million times worse

>>37766758
replying to yourself isn’t going to make me or you a woman';

'>>37767035
How is Leo worse?
1. The sun rules them
2. They oppose Scorpio
You should be cheering for us as we slam dunk the face of every Scorpio back into the mud';

'>>37767028
A resting heart rate of 180 will keep your virginity safe for sure hambeast';

'>>37765998
It's cool that Scorpius is high in the sky on summer evenings during scorpion season. Is there a deeper cosmic significance? What are the psychic implications of scorpions?';

'>>37765998
I was best friends with a scorpio for years and all those points are 100% correct';

'Scorpios are insufferable cunts. And they ALWAYS make sure to tell you they're a Scorpio.';

'>>37767953
Because even they know that's the most interesting thing about them; being able to claim they're some "cool" zodiac.';

'>>37765998
>Be me.
>Be unsuspecting Gemini.
>Scorpio had a crush on me.
>You are cool, but not really my type Scorpio.
>Scorpio pretends to be cool with it.
>Scorpio befriends my gf over about two months, unbeknownst to me.
>Scorpio convinces her that I don't actually like her and sets this chick up with my best friend.
>Unsuspecting Gemini now lost QT gf and best friend.
>Fuck off Scorpio, I never want to talk to you again.
>Fast forward 7 years, marriage on the rocks, trying to patch things up, Scorpio befriends my then wife.
>Divorce on fast track now.
>Scorpio tells her a bunch of shit my ex uses against me in court.
>Divorce is finalized. Who contacts me? Scorpio.
>Scorpio wants to hook up.
>Like in her mind, all this was cool and a normal way for her to get me to date her and this shit went on for 10 years.
Do not underestimate Scorpios. The are fucking psychopaths, the lot of them.';

'>>37766031
>How many posts and replies to posts are you gonna make with the same exact seethe about Scorpios?
The irony is OP was implying the shade Scorpios get wasn't deserved. Nonetheless, I'm sure you've already tracked his IP and are placing cp on his computer and are making plans to chop his body up and feed him to pigs once he does 20 years hard time for child porn. Typical Scorpio.';

'>>37767063
>How is Leo worse
Leo isn't worse. You are kinda fucking annoying, but the omnipresent threat of having your children kidnapped in a revenge scheme isn't there like it is for Scorpio.';

'>>37766170
of course it's not a badge of honor, it's just a fact, if I was on a wheelchair I would joke about that too, would call me Hot Wheels';

'>>37767189
BMI of 17.5 (underweight)';

'>>37765998
Kek';

'And yet you're mad enough to repeat that nonsense in every thread like a broken record
>Thinks doggy style is BDSM
What's your point? If you wanna get laid a certain way, go get laid that certain way. Noone owes you anything. If you're unhappy with a partner in bed, talk to them or dump them. Don't whine on 4chan. If getting slapped in the face is your thing, that's your business lmao';

'>>37767063
Leo's are the embodiment of narcissim, Bitchmade fags who thinks the whole world revolves around them and their sole purpose in life is to kiss their own ass, why the fuck do Leo's even exist? They have literally zero good qualities. And I'm saying this as an anon who loves fire (aries and saggitarius) and air signs.
Worst sign by a million times, Only Leos like other leos. They are the jews of the Zodiac.';

'>>37770681
look at the seething scorpio

No one said you owe us anything sexually

The problem is that you all larp like you're sex gods but are vanilla to your core.';

'>>37771899
I don't larp as anything you dummy. You must be inexperienced to assume good sex can't be vanilla. Try to get better on your own';

'>>37770524
At least you are white! Good luck bro it's hard out here even for a pimp';

'>>37772411
I'm of hispanic blood ackshually but I like to call myself american because I don't care about race.';

'>>37770835
fellow Leo hater. I have literally never met a single Leo that wasn't a bitch.
>t. scorp-gang
and OP is wrong';

'I have sun and mars in Scorpio on the third house.';

'>>37772482
I hate them too. They brag endlessly and sort of suck at a lot of things in reality. I'm a cancer and I've never met a leo who doesn't take it in the ass from me when it comes to any competition.';

'Scorpios are quite literally the niggers of the zodiac: troublemakers, dark, spiteful, haters of their families, detached and intense bitches.

Even though Leo is the worst of all zodiacs. They are narcissistic bitches with little to no talent and think the world should revolve around them since they are literally ruled by the Sun.';

'>>37765998
knowing a scorpio i'm not disagreeing with your assessment and may even agree, but i think each personality type has its own strengths and weaknesses. they are all necessary and capable of being good or great';

'scorpio bros, why is it that everyone seethes this hard about us?
is our superiority that controversial?
I don't get it';

'>>37772589
Not a single scorpio sun in history has been ANY of those things. No scorpio sun is a trouble maker, they all literally refuse to break any rules or social norms

They are not dark or spiteful in any sense of the words lmao, they’re actually very family oriented and goody two shoes. Nothing about a scorpio sun is intense LMFAO literally nothing

Have you ever even met a scorpio or are you just a scorpio desperately trying to claim how deep you are';

'Nah man the worst zodiac sign is Taurus. I know this because I'm a Taurus and I'm mentally insane and nobuggy likes me

If I get dubs joe Biden will have a seizure soon';

'>>37773342
The Rock is a Taurus, you're just being a pussy bitch. Go make something of yourself faggot.';

'>>37773372
I do make something of myself you don't know me nigga you don't know what I do';

'Great you're the seething femcel with a castration fetish because Giga Chad never pityfucked you. Die.
>>37770835
Based!';

'>>37773275
Taurus Sun here. I only really know a few Scorpios. I get along with the ones in my family and they look up to me, but I have one as a close friend and this fuck still does not treat me with the common decency I have always given her. There have been multiple occasions where she has openly expressed interest in something, only to backtrack the moment it becomes known that I like it. We can go from real nice conversations to things I worked passionately at being shit on. Sometimes as a "joke", but often times in a very serious tone. I don't appreciate it, and the few times they are nice it is incredibly subtle, which I don't like.

If you want a kind of autistic jp weeb yandere/tsundere mixture presented as a human being then be friends with a Female Scorpio. You won't be disapointed.

As for the men, the last one I talked to stabbed me in the back twice over potential e-pussy. First time he hit on the girl I was dating after expressly shitting on her prior to me dating her. Second time, well.... lol. lmao, even.';

'>>37772429
>I don't care about race
Oh you will be forced to sooner rather than later because your enemies sure seem to care about it a lot';

'>>37773275
We are products of love (conceived in February). Jealous hating faggots don't realize this is a big part of the reason we are so based.';

'>>37765998
I agree the sign is overhyped. I think it just has a memorable name. That's it. You're pretty spot-on the sign has a certain arrogance. I catch myself in intellectual and mystical vanity all the time and I do hate being around people.
t. Scorpio Rising and Scorpio Moon';

'>>37773568
You’re not based. But it’s a huge indication of having married parents that stay together. Another indication of stability and zero spice';

'>>37766031
They’re not wrong though';

'>>37768433
No, I’m actually aiming for 40 years of hard time for him';

'Fire signs are the only good signs of we’re being honest';

'>>37773958
If*';

'>>37773603
>*seething jealousy noises continue*';

'>>37773524
I'll simply die defending my family from whichever flavor of degenerate, deluded fool decides to be my enemy because they have a different skin color. To be frank I wish they'd all just die but they like to take innocent people with them unfortunately.';

'>>37765998
Black warrior underworld, helped built Ara, turtles r mature suction cup, inner earth phantom is like a 4 dimensions Rubicon had to leave re cause Astral beings o couldn't be eos ywnbaw. So I worked on the aurora Lyra radio array with ultrasonic gotta go fast messier effect miescattering ultra wide quantum erasure system. Prettyy much yakubed myself like phaethon in fighting giants';

'>>37774661
What family? You're admittedly a genetic dead-end';

'>>37765998
scorpio all pissed mercury out of retrograde.

>>welcome to hell, fuckers.';

'>>37773603
If your idea of "spice" is having a broken home, I'm sorry.';

'When does the space magic officially determine your personality? As soon as your entire body has exited your mother or just when your head first crowns out her vagina? If it's when fetus you gets stuffed with a soul, when does that really happen?';

'>>37775380
My mother, father, sisters, brothers, nieces, nephews.
>if you don't breed you don't have a family
Lol';

'>>37773958
Aries are trash. I like Capricorns tho, very tasty. I don’t even know the other one but it’s cringe.';

'My scorpio bebe momma was a kinky freak, ill give her that.
t. Aries chad';

'>Thinks they’re so deep and mysterious but severely lack a personality
Fucking THIS times 1000. Every fucking scorpio I met try to shroud themselves in aura of mystery and being edy. At this point in life my only purpose is to expose them publicly every time with questions to show how fucking boring they are in social circles. Also it's funny that they dead glare me every time and they are first to turn their gaze back. I swear, Virgo is counter to every Scorpio attempt at anything and this makes them so mad.
t. Aries Sun, Virgo rising';

'>>37770835
>why the fuck do Leo's even exist? They have literally zero good qualities
Leos aren't Scorpios and don't generally murder people for misperceived slights. That's certainly a positive trait of Leos.';

'>>37772589
>Scorpios are quite literally the niggers of the zodiac
based and truthpilled';

'>>37773598
You left out the part where every Scorpio has at least 3 bodies hidden in the crawl space of their homes.';

'>>37773294
Biden is a scorpio';

'>>37765998
So Scoripios must actually be the most important Zodiac then, right? There's so much shit talked about them - so many warnings, hate threads that glow like this, and anti-scorpio websites and orgs even. It's honestly insane. My Scorpio buddy has such a rough life and he's so fucking nice but damn so people judge him right off the bat.

I'm a Leo, so I'm very much used to getting either constant praise or challenges to my ego - but holy fuck do I rarely see any sign get even close to as much hate and warning as I do Scorpio. Clearly Scorpios are probably the most powerful and important sign then, there wouldn't be so much fucking hate against them otherwise. Like none of the shit talking I hear about Scorpio is exclusive to them by any stretch of the imagination - yet there's this insane amount of hate around Scorpios.

It seriously feels like some sinister shit is going on to try and put poor Scorpio bros down. I always hear shit talked about Scorpio men in particular my bro doesn't even put his birthday on his dating profile because being a Scorpio man is like a fucking scarlet letter.';

'>>37765998
Astrology isn't real dumb fuck.';

'>>37773294
Different anon, I'm a Scorpio Sun and Moon, I hate it. I can't win. I try to be kind and people shit on me, or they misunderstand me (and it often feels absolutely on purpose and I still bite my tongue just so I don't rock the boat even more) - and being mean hurts my fucking soul. I feel like a walking contradiction - also my chart is cursed as fuck it's an even Scoripio - Sagittarius split.

I'm terrible at dating - I've never been in a relationship and women are either terrified of me, completely cold and indifferent, or the very few that are into me expect me to do the typical dating shit or to even be assertive and contrilling based on all the rumors they've heard about Scorpios - when I'm very shy when it comes to dating. I'm also not a very controlling person at all - I mostly hate authority anyways and in fact I would rather cooperate and hear out advice from my friends and family who I love very much.

I'm probably gonna die alone because women hate Scoripio men they just fuckin do and I'm also a Scorpio moon and have black Lilith in cancer - I constantly deny myself an intense need for human affection and have since I was very little. I don't even like to be touched anymore because of it. I will never know love of that kind but I'm not resentful about it - I get it, I'm ugly and weird and Scorpios are scary and evil apparently, I've been told that all my life even to my face. I literally just want to help people I don't want control or to "manipulate". I don't backstab either - hell I'm loyal to a fucking fault and I've been burned before because of it.

I'll say this though - I have absolutely no issues breaking laws that I know are unjust. I'm gonna steal from walmart, I'm gonna cheat my taxes, I'm gonna run a stupid red light at midnight that takes five minutes to turn green for 10 seconds.

Sorry about the word soup, I'm just so used to seeing people shit on Scorpios and your post resonated with me a bit. Hope all is well for you, friend';

'>>37776794
Things should change for you in a few years after your Saturn return has finished (possibly even relating to relationships), don't beat yourself up too much over things you can't control. Although you really shouldn't cheat or steal, unless it is genuinely neccesary.';

'I'm a scorpio man, how do I get woman not to hate me (besides scorpio women).';

'>>37777152
>I'm a scorpio man, how do I get woman not to hate me
Start by not plotting to murder her from the moment you meet. Then at some point, try to study human emotions and mimick them, strictly adhering to human moral standards. Basically, if you have any natural impulse, do the opposite of that. Your Scorpio brain does not allow for normal human morality.';

'>>37776692
>Biden is a scorpio
Of course he is. The whole raping children on camera thing while smelling them like a dish to be savored is starting to make sense.';

'>>37776794

We're in a similar situation but I feel a lot differently about it than you do. You need to get on that optimism and gratefulness noise because we've got it good anon, real good.';

'>>37777202
>Your Scorpio brain does not allow for normal human morality
True, lately I've caught myself in the Cult of Marat (the guy on the painting)';

'>>37777202
I’m a Scorpio and I’ve found if u rape a woman on the first date they will fall in love with you until you’re done with them.';

'>>37777352
>Cult of Marat
Kek. A rare Scorpio with a sense of humor.';

'>>37765998
>Plays by the rules, doesn’t ruffle feathers, does everything by the book
True
>Quiet
True
>Vanilla, has no sexual concept whatsoever. At best, they think doggy style is bdsm
True, but in my case I think it's enhanced by Venus in Scorpio. I'm expert in vanilla though
>Withdrawn and isolated, doesn’t make friends
True
>Thinks they’re so deep and mysterious but severely lack a personality
I don't think I am, but people tell me I give that impression ("You only talk about deep things, like existence and death", "You present yourself as hostile at first", "You look like a psycho and that's what keeps people from approaching you"). I have ascendant in Aries.
Honestly I'm more harmful to myself than others. I have a lot of Sagittarius placements, that might balance things out, somehow.';

'>>37765998
>Most overrated zodiac sign
Scorpio is actually the most underrated sign, it repels normies and the spiritually dead soulless people.
That's why scorpios receive so much flak. You can't hide anything from them. They immediately see all fraud and bullshit, and unlike other water signs, Scorpio is ruled by mars so they can actually fight back.

>>37770835
Leo's are forsaken by God. They try to fill the void in their souls by desperately trying to earn approval from other people, this is literally the only thing they care about. They lead futile lives with no purpose and meaning.';

'>>37775474
Correct, you are a pathetic worm and an affront to both god and your ancestors.';

'>>37777105
I only steal when necessary, I strongly prefer to pay for things. I chest my taxes because I don't want to support the military industrial complex and the various genocides my nation's government is directly implicated in - such as Palestine, Yemen, Sudan, and at the border and on American Indian reservations.

I've made peace about the lack of control in my life, I imagine you're probably right about my future but I don't know - I just don't get a very optimistic feeling at all. At least I have family and friends right now, right now is probably the best my life has ever been. I'm very lonely still but I have family I love dearly and a group of irl friends who are ride or die with me - that's so precious now and I know it. I want to enjoy it now while I can - I know things will be changing radically, very soon. I hope you are right that it's a positive change - but I just got a bad vibe about the future of our world in general. I think things are about to get a lot worse for most people long before they get better, and I'm doing my best to prepare for that eventuality.

Thank you for the advice though, I appreciate it. I sincerely hope things are well for you.

>>37777336
That's fair, and I do appreciate the good things in my life. I just generally find that I face a lot of unfair judgement and expectations towards me because of that crazy scorpion energy combined with my life path of 11. People will gladly call me when there's a crisis in their lives or shit has hit the fan - but they don't call me so much when times are good and there's a party going on (although that's started to change as of recently as people are getting more hopeless and depressed - now I fit right in lol). Thank you for your advice as well, and I hope you have a good day today and that things are well for you.';

'>>37765998
You are mixing Scorpio with scorpios, Scorpio is cool because its gothic and stuff';

'>>37765998
>>37779199
There is nothing wrong with the zodiac Scorpios - or any astrological sign for that matter.

Only idiots single out one particular sign - foolishly believing everything comes down to astrology - when in reality it is just one tool in a toolbox. You wouldn't use a hammer to sew - you shouldn't use astrology to judge people either - only their actions should dictate response. Astrology should be used to guide individuals down their own life journey and help them understand their purposes better, and to predict societal events - it is next to useless for actually judging content of character.

>>37779136
You're gonna be fine Scorpio anon, you seem like a kind person with a good head on their shoulders. Your sheer existence and demeanor literally cuts right through all the hate in this thread. Shit, based on your crazy chart (that is fucking wild that you really are an even split between Scorpio and Sagittarius - fire and water) and your life path 11 - I think you've got some really big, world-changing shit in your future. Let me ask you this: what is it you seek in life? What do you feel your purpose is? No one is just born with a chart and life path like that without some big fucking reasons to be alive. Also, looks like you were born November 1995 - the last month of the last year of Pluto in Scorpio for the next 200+ years. I bet I'll be hearing stories about you soon, anon. Keep your hope up, I bet shit is about to pop off for you like crazy, like this anon says as well: >>37777105

>>37776706
Nah, it's not an anime... But I mean the more I think about it I guess technically they are the most powerful sign since Scorpio is all about death, change, and revolution and they are ruled by Mars AND Pluto - which is fucking crazy. I'm a Taurus sun and moon so I know power when I feel it, and Scorpios usually have a strange vibe to them - I can see why scorps would be scary to weaker souls who lack spiritual willpower (Haki).';

'What Scorpio hurt you? You're very emotional';

'>>37779929
Because no normal person feels this way about a zodiac sign unless someone from that sign hurt them personally';

'>>37779915
my dad rapes me while I sleep';

'>>37780017
Ah so this is a fedpost';

'>>37780017
Glows in the dark. Such a blatant fedpost tryna make Scorpios feel bad about themselves.

>>37779754
Based and truth-pilled. Leo here, all Scorpios are among the group of God's mightiest souls sent down here to clean up this dump - the only souls that can match us Leos and Taurus bros in pure power and strength. Scorpibros are cosmic warrior-janitor-jesters. Never met a Scorpio I didn't get along with immediately.

Scorpios, Leos, and Taurus' have to unite and destroy TPTB. Fire, water, earth - the strongest versions of those elements combined will fuck shit up for TPTB - which is why they constantly gas Leos up and make us feel like the main characters, that's why they always burden Taurus with some weird responsibilities and make them feel trapped in place, and that's why they always put Scorpios down and make them think everyone hates them and that they deserve to be hated. They gotta keep us apart and occupied so we don't join forces as a doomsday trio. We are wrath.';

'>>37780036
You people are so predictable';

'>>37765998
The internet is a Scorpio';

'>>37780654
I mean, the Internet is crawling with feds and actual chatbots, and this thread is obviously meant to make Scorpios feel like shit - as is typical for TPTB to try and do.

Scorpio is actually the most important, most divine, and most powerful sign of all. They are the Serpents of Wisdom, the Lambs and Lions of God, the Phoenix who shall bring in a new world a new era. They suffer and struggle greatly, but in exchange they have the potential to become fully ascended masters at a pace and scale that no other sign can match. That's why there is so much hate surrounding Scoripios - they cast the most light of all signs, so their shadows are also the longest. They are cosmic liberators and light-bringers - bearing the torch of the world to come. They are God's judgment, God's wrath, and God's love and grace all rolled into one archetypical soul.

>t. Awakened Aquarius with life path 33. I know what I'm talking about with absolute certainty.';

'>>37765998
This is why some of us get hate, we have a powerful ability for self transformation. I am very curious as to why you say it's overrated';

'>>37779754
I agree';

'>>37780654
>drops a fed calling card
>gets called out as a fed
>YoU pEoPle aRe sO pReDiCtAbLe
Do tax dollars really go to this?';

'>>37781005
>I'm not like other scorpios, I evolved to stage two!';

'>reading through this thread with my Mars in Scorpio
>wide band of opinions from those who don’t take astrology seriously or never put the work in
If you're not intentionally shitting on astrology and feeding into the false equivalence sun sign description garbage just so public opinion is negative you’re a fool.
Addressing OP: Sun signs like Scorpio typically end their journey at the sun sign or diminish the rest of their chart unless there’s more Scorpio placements. Nothing against it the placement comes with a superiority complex, it comes with cons like what I stated above, less likely to create mandalas. it can be overcome.';

'>>37780222
Checked and guillotine for TPTB';

'>>37780222
Leos are the bootlickers of zodiac signs, truly pathetic. You kiss everyone's asses for a crumb of attention.';

'>scorpio sun
>leo moon
what am I in for?';

'>>37780222
checked';

'>>37779136
Theft is subhuman; cheating taxes I can understand, but for the reasons given they are pathetic. You have enough self awareness to be better than those things, you should be.';

'>>37783404
That's ridiculous and you know that. Now you're just being silly expecting me to just fold in on my principles and accept things as they are. I don't support the awful shit the feds do with my taxes - and there's no state or local income taxes where I live - so I'm gonna fudge the numbers.

Walmart is a parasite that sucks the money out of entire communities and leaves them as husks, exploits workers and financially supports the global neoliberal order - I'm thinking that toothpaste is on the house. I'm poor and I'm lonely, I'm not going around punching babies and knocking out windows - leave your judgemental act at the door pal, I'm gonna eek out whatever tiny victories against this neoliberal hellscape that I can. Or shit, cash app me if you want me to stop pocketing toiletries at walmart.

You want me to be a "better person" then get off your ass and help me wake others up. We're allowing the most horrific atrocities in human history to go on almost entirely unchecked. Ur silly.

>>37779754
I don't know about all that anon, but thanks for the encouraging words I guess. I'm just trying to survive and protect my community.';

'>>37781005
Envy is real.';

'>>37781251
Okay and? Cope seeth dilate as usual.';

'>>37779136
Based as fuck.';

'>>37778411
None of those assholes even apologized; they just pretend like COVID never happened.
There's only one solution: we need to reestablish death penalty and sent more than one in four "Canadians" to the guillotine.';