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String date = '04/24/24(Wed)19:30:25';
String comment = 'so christians, how cool is it that jesus died in japan?';
'>>37767401
should have bombed them a third time for their blasphemy.';
'>>37767401
What if it's actually Hitler's grave?';
'>>37767545
Hitler escaped, he's still alive';
'>>37767568
He'd be 135 or something. He was a great man, but still a man.';
'>>37767401
The Arc apparently wound up there. According to he Mormons, Jesus went to North America.';
'>>37767620
Wasn't he supposed to be living off German children's blood or something?';
'>>37767401
'Shingō village in Japan contains another location of what is purported to be the last resting place of Jesus, the so-called "Tomb of Jesus" (Kirisuto no haka), and the residence of Jesus' last descendants, the family of Sajiro Sawaguchi. According to the Sawaguchi family's claims, Jesus Christ did not die on the cross at Golgotha. Instead his brother, Isukiri, took his place on the cross, while Jesus fled across Siberia to Mutsu Province, in northern Japan. Once in Japan, he changed his name to Torai Tora Daitenku, became a rice farmer, married a twenty-year old Japanese woman named Miyuko, and raised three daughters near what is now Shingō. While in Japan, it is asserted that he traveled, learned, and eventually died at the age of 106. His body was exposed on a hilltop for four years. According to the customs of the time, Jesus' bones were collected, bundled, and buried in the mound purported to be the grave of Jesus Christ.'
picrel nintendo family computer game is unfortunately set on a ship called jesus where an alien hunts you down, and not about some terrifying and dangerous monster savior';
'>>37767401
Kek. Jesus died everywhere. He just looked different.';
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