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int postNumber = 37767798;
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String date = '04/24/24(Wed)20:25:22';
String comment = 'Is the sun technically your dad? (if panspermia turns out to be false)';
'>>37767798
I don't know. The moon would be more likely to be your ancestor, right?';
'>>37767798
Your father was a fish, but the sun might be your oldest male ancestor.';
'>>37767798
It's more than that, we are the sun. Atomic composition is decided by the magnetic pressure exerted by the closest star. Each star system may as well be a different dimension.';
'>>37767798
No. My mom would have died during intercourse.';
'>>37767798
No, the Sun is my Son.';
'>>37767798
Dads don’t give birth.';
'>>37767829
>Your father was a fish
Now that's just rude. Sure, there are a lot of BS rumors about Innsmouth but he is surely not a fucking fish!';
'>>37770702
The energy from the sun (seed) fucked life into the ocean (womb)
And we wonder why girls smell fishy and get wet
Life is just etheric Poetry given form Through many vessels/symbols';
'>>37767798
We are born from the sun. Sun keeps us alive. Hail the sun!';
'>>37767798
A video on the recent Solar Eclipse:
https://youtu.be/gwfNOF1G2Nw';
'AVE SOL INVICTUS';
'>>37767808
The moon is the mother';
'>>37770711
The moon nurtures life with the ebb and flow of tides.
>>37775714
>The moon is the mother';
'>>37767798
the sun is your oldest ancestor. it gave life to the first organisms on earth that slowly used its energy to evolve more and more and make plants grow and everything eats the plants. the sun is a lot like god it basically is responsible for all of life. good to remember that.';
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