import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/x/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void vhs(rooms(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'vhs(rooms';
int postNumber = 37771026;
String image = '1714054478313217.png';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)10:14:38';
String comment = 'when you get too caught up in digital media
watching watching watching experiencing
Experimenting.
you start to lose touch with your IDENTITY
never fear! Drugs, Alcohol, and Meaningless Sex To The Rescue!
except when those stop working you might be even more obsessed with Video than before.
that's when you wake up in the VHS Rooms
or 'The Realm Of The Video God'.
An ENDLESS VCR BLUE LIMBO
populated by infinite instances of 4 islands arranged in a cross
it's pretty lonely here
but at least there's video tapes:
A) Commercial Tapes & Home Movies from IRL
B) Tapes Made By Others Who Were Once (/currently) Trapped
C) Tapes made by The Video God containing Ascendant Beauty And Atrocities Not Meant For Eyes
what effect does this place have on unlucky screen addicts who wander in during their dreams?
[btw the only way to get to the next island is to jump. I learned this from one of the tapes I played in a VCR here. Not much to see here except tapes TVs and nothingness. I think if I keep exploring I'll find a camcorder. thank god nothing is following me but I'm really starting to get bored. this place is metal AF]'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37771060 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:21:22'  && image=='Infidel-a2.jpg') {

'>>37771026
No such thing as "meaningless sex" it always means something.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37771101 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:30:10') {

'>>37771026
This is embarrassing'
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}

}
}