import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/x/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void WE'RE INDEPENDENT, FREE THINKERS.(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'WE'RE INDEPENDENT, FREE THINKERS.';
int postNumber = 37771576;
String image = '1714061032266192.png';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)12:03:52';
String comment = 'YOU ARE THINKING INDEPENDENTLY, FREELY. OPEN YOUR EYES AND DECIDE.

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO AGREE WITH YOUR FRIENDS. YOU WILL ARGUE. COHERENE OF THOUGHT GONE. BE NOT AFRAID AND WAIT FOR BLUE FOR THE SIMILARITIES TO FORM. DO NOT ARGUE.

DYNG'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(RUDRA_CHAKRIN && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37771591 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:07:20') {

'>>37771576
༢༣ེནིགམའ་ཉ
༄༄༄༅༄༄༄'
;

}

if(SYMPATHETIC_RESONANCE && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37771604 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:09:37'  && image=='Æthyr_Clef.png') {

'240';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37771683 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:28:25'  && image=='1711946300968196.jpg') {

'A happening is happening. Comy af. Rolling for total apocalypse';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37771743 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:38:36'  && image=='1637094603737.png') {

'AAH FUCK!!! OH SHIT!!!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37772018 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:24:47') {

'Princeton called this an embarassment to the university, but other than it being a load of bullshit, I think it is neat that humans (especially autists) will find patterns in anything, even where there is a deliberate lack of patterns. It is almost endearing';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37772055 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:30:57'  && image=='08682-2320922683-The machine Buddha of the future communicating esoteric enlightened knowledge back in time to a man in front of a Macbook Pro, h.png') {

'> laughs in ascended Buddhism
> meditates awareness of the JQ into the universal human consciousness
> circlejerks at the center of reality with aliens and arhats
> dot turns pink from the sheer level of willpower at play

It's a great day to be a stream enterer.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37773783 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:24:48') {

'>>37771576
bump for blue when I went to sleep last night'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37774027 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:18:00') {

'>>37771743
>he bought'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37774042 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:21:23'  && image=='Screenshot_20240325_071058_Collage Maker.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37774053 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:23:55') {

'>>37771576
Does anyone else find it insane how high it's been lately?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37774056 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:24:42'  && image=='20240425_162425.jpg') {

'>>37774053
Every time i post its like that'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37774065 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:26:21'  && image=='PhotoCollage_1709152527321.png') {

'>>37774053
This is why jews are scared of me. I exposed their kike ponzi schemes of computer judaism theft.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37774074 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:27:23'  && image=='Screenshot_20240425_162649_Gallery.jpg') {

'>>37774065
I am the one. You are too. >>37774053'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37774088 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:29:46') {

'>>37772018
>Princeton called this an embarassment to the university,
The goyim know!
Shut it down!

right on time ziocunts'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37775677 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:05:56') {

'>>37772018
Based fellow 4channer
I too trust the science'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37778079 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:07:06') {

'>>37774053
yes

>24K MMP'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37778153 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:36:20') {

'>>37771576
>WE'RE INDEPENDENT, FREE THINKERS.
More like everyone is doing whatever the fuck they want.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37778155 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:37:45') {

'>>37774053
The Man of Lawlessness is come'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779040 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:02:08') {

'downforeveryoneorjustme? I think we broke it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779044 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:03:10'  && image=='broke.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779072 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:10:35') {

'>>37771576
Ok, this is the most retarded thing ever because how the fuck can that thing know what everyone in the world is thinking at any given moment?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779074 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:11:13') {

'>>37779072
YOU FOOL. How does the wind know to blow?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779158 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:35:47') {

'wow RIP dot
both noosphere.princeton.edu and gcpdot.com are not working'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779162 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:36:49') {

'I think you guys did too much noticing';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779163 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:36:49') {

'>>37779074
The wind and a website are the same thing you crackhead magical nigger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779177 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:40:07') {

'>>37779158
real "happening" situation yes?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779189 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:42:43') {

'>>37779163
YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON! Does noaa.gov not publish data collected to understand our planetary cycles?


In all seriousness, though, there are too few RNGs to get even remotely accurate data for any kind of 'global' consciousness reading.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779207 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:47:14') {

'"they" have the ability to alter our global conscious
"they" are here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779239 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:53:28'  && image=='HAPPENING.png') {

'>>37779158
holy shit guys i feel weird is it actually happening????? is it happening???
>CAPTCHA'
;

}

if(SHIVA && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779404 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:27:32') {

'I AM.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779411 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:28:38'  && image=='who has magic powers.png') {

'pajeets larping as esoteric cult leaders general';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37779429 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:31:06') {

'I'm still not sure how this works I've been aware of this for years now. What is this exactly and how is it gathering data?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37780009 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:48:58'  && image=='1631644205976.jpg') {

'THEY PULLED THE PLUG! THE DOT IS DOWN!!!
>I REPEAT, THE DOT IS DOWN!!!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37780605 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:27:03'  && image=='1709008176427559.png') {

'i miss the dot bros
dot
dot, come back
where are you?'
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}

}
}