'I AIN'T LETTIN THIS THREAD DIE';

'>>37846441
last thread's at >>37846441';

'>>37846771
i'm rarted i meant >>37724542';

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'>be teenaged me, autistic and anti social
>waiting to be picked up from school, standing in the rain between two classrooms, just thinking up stories
>imagining a real banger scene, would blow the socks of Tolkien
>nearly jump out of my skin, as someone whispers in my ear, almost close enough to feel their breath
>a woman's voice, clear as day, with a British accent says "I can see you there you know"
>whip around, fucking no one near me, let alone close enough to whisper in my ear
>what the fuck
>bowels drop. Waddle out from my autist alley and wait by the other shit head teens';

'when i visited this board before there used to be a greentext thread up most of the time but now theyre almost fucking extinct
damn shame';

'>>37846441';

'>>37846441
This happened last year, it was not that big of a deal, but it scared the shit out of me

>be me
>wake up at 4AM
>turn on TV because I wanted to rewatch ATLA
>I'm getting ready to turn on my PC too since I was planning to watch 2 or 3 episodes max
>suddenly, something screams in the distance, it was like a woman combined with some kind of animal
>it was one long scream
>after some seconds of standing there dumbfounded I realize crickets are quiet (during that week crickets were noisy as fuck)
>I turned off the lights and the TV and NOPEd back to bed

The next day my mom and someone else heard it too around the same hour';

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'This one's a certified hood classic';

'Rebumping';

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'>>37848905
hey me and my friend heard something like that too, i was outside though';

'>>37848905
probably just a mountain lion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7YOJVSoIs';

'>>37850120
>Snapchat-652406047.jpg
nice thumbnail';

'>>37850423
Why do these have snapchat in the file name? Do you get them off a snap group or something? lol';

'>>37850701
Mobileposting so using a pseudo archive I have over snapchat instead of my computer';

'>>37850637
He could be in a state with no mountain lions';

'>>37848799
Kinda too much at times, but still really good, very lovecraftian vibe';

'Anyone have that one greentext where its this one anon from high-school and his multiple encounters with this weird ass androgenous demon kid that went to school with them? The thing ate cat-food, wore a full body suit and had some long ass spiked tongue?';

'Anyone got that greentext about this police dude or whatever investigating people like fighting and killing each other for sport?';

'Bump
greente/x/t are by far the best thing /X/ has to offer';

'>>37851755';

'>>37851755
>>37852326';

'>>37851816
these threads are the last bastion of good /x/ content. i miss chass.';

'>>37850637
I'm not from North America and I live in a urban area, so no mountain lions';

'>>37850423
thats unreadble';

'>>37850552
read that one before, it was a interesting to say the least, wish there was more australia greentext';

'>>37848680
>>37851816
>>37852402
Back to /nosleep';

'>>37853040
Where are there nosleep threads';

'cool greentext ig';

'>>37852335
I want to breed "its" face and boipussy until "it" gets pregnant.';

'>>37851768
I got it. It comes in two parts.';

'>>37851768
>>37854005';

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'I'm not sure I've read all these, I saved some to read later so I'll just post some of them';

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'I got one but it's short and anticlimactic. here it is anyway.

>be me
>go camping with some friends
>set up next to a lake in a heavily forested mountain range
>first couple days and things are normal
>we hike and climb the mountains and map out the area around the lake pretty well
>barely ever see anyone on the trails
>definitely the only group camping around the lake
>4th night in we're all sitting on edge of the lake near the campsite while
>my drunk friend took a night swim while the rest of us sat on shore and looked at the stars
>see a small, flickering light coming from a cove in the lake
>we joke about how it's probably some neurotic boomer doing 1 am pike fishing
>light slowly getting brighter
>oh shit he's coming our way
>probably gonna yell at us for being too loud and scaring the fish
>drunk friend still splashing around in the water
>light still getting closer but no sound of paddling or outline of boat we can make out
>I run up to my tent to grab my binos
>by the time I get back the lake is pitch black again
>everyone brushes off my concerns about ayyliums saying its just someone fishing and our eyes probably played tricks on us looking like he was closer than he was
>continue to sit there for a minute and see the light again, but this time its on the trail on the mountain next to the lake
>looks like the same flickery headlight type lamp
>light gets way brighter, they made a fire now
>grab my binos and look at the "campfire"
>see what i can only describe as an SUV sized "vehicle" glowing bright somewhere between neon green and neon orange
>I can see it moving slightly
>glowing oval outline moving through the brush >definitely an object and not a flashlight or fire
>make my friend's look for themselves
>all agree we dont know wtf it is
>dub it "the glowing suv" as we continue to sit there at the stars
>lights eventually go out
>normie friends brush it off and we call go to bed
>nothing else happens';

'>>37854585
Where was this?';

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'>>37853040
go back to succ or srg or whatever gayass basedtrend youre bouncing on
greetext are quintessensially the core of /x/';

'>>37854636
Adirondacks';

'Here's the one about Quake 3 bots becoming sentient';

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'>>37853938
THANK you for finally saying it';

'>>37854005
>>37854012
Thanks bud, just popped up in my mind and couldn't remember exactly how it went to find it';

'>>37853040
You have the reast of the fucking board for your wizard larping, schizo rambling and toinfoil-hat tier retarded bullshit. Fuck off you retarded nigger, let one good thread exist.';

'>>37853040
zased';

'>>37855064
>mfw creepypasta writing';

'>>37846771
This seems easily explained by that part of town having just been temporarily rented out as a movie set or something for some weird indie film. Also kind of stupid that the poster didn't include the name of the specific town if this isn't fake.';

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'>>37854421
>Not Devin
Stopped reading.';

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'>>37848799
The first /x/ greentext I fell in love with, thanks.';

'>>37860144
Haha, THAT one's the first the one you "fell in love with"? That greentext is dumb. Your tastes are dumb. Shame on you, bro.';

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'love these threads. usually the only good thing up on /x/. will bump and share some things I have.';

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'>>37861324';

'>>37861330';

'>>37859267
It is!! That would most likely be Southport, NC, and there is a HUGE movie industry down there. EUE/Screen Gems and all that stuff. Still a cool, freaky story though. As soon as he was like "stereotypical Americana" and he mentioned Oak Island I knew what was going on.';

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'>>37861375';

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'>>37861416';

'>>37861430';

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'>>37846441
>Be me, nine years old boy.
>Living in the rural part of the country, in a godforsaken town.
>In my neighborhood, there was a house 3 houses down from mine
>Normal house. A daddy a mommy and their son lived there.
>Word on the streets was that the house was haunted. Just a myth though, nobody actually saw anything.
>One night, we all wake up to screams.
>It seemed like the dad went crazy and snapped against his family.
>Neighbours called the police, they arrive later at the scene.
>But there wasn't much they could've done.
>The dad killed his wife and son, and then hung himself on a beam in the backyard.
>The very next day, kids from the neighborhood and me go to see the house for spooks and giggles.
>It seems as if the house had "gained weight" or had "swollen".
>the walls were clearly inflated outwards.
>From that day on we started calling it the "balloon house"
Cont.';

'>>37861722
Well?';

'>>37854132
great text, but lost me at the end with goblin breeds and giant spiders';

'>>37861722
>Months later, another family comes to live there.
>A young newly married couple with no kids.
>They didn't last there for long though.
>After not hearing from them for several days, a neighbor went in to check on the house.
>He finds the woman in the master bed, strangled to death. And her husband, again, appears hanging from the beam in the backyard.
>Mind you, on this point the reputation of the house was well known.
>Nobody lasted there for long.
>Several people lived there for 3 months, 6 tops. The one that held the record for the least time living there lasted only two weeks.
>The last family that I remember living there, was this old lady and his son.
>Same story, few months go by and the lady seems to go crazy.
>Says she can hear the walls "talking"
>One day she can't take it anymore and leaves. Her son stays.
>Only two weeks later he kills himself inside the house.
>The house keeps getting fatter.
>Years pass. The property is bought by a local taxi driver.
>I even remember his name, Wladimir. He would be about 35 or 36 years old.
>Wladimir decides to demolish the house and build a new house from the foundations.
>No more balloon house.
>When his new house was ready, Wladimir goes to live there.
>He had managed to live there for about a year, when they found him dead.
>hung, this time from a tree planted in the backyard, in the same place where the beams were.
>And that's all. I don't know what else happened since I left town.
>but I still remember the police "do not trespass" tape and the guy hanging from the tree.';

'>>37861910
>giant spiders
There are giant spiders in hidden places in Arizona';

'>>37861910
>>37862053
They're also in Louisiana';

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'>>37861675
the screenshot is missing the best part';

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'>>37863309
yeah I noticed that too, it cuts it off and jumps to another part. I didn't have time to look around for the other bits (if I have it). I can try looking again later today. I don't know why that's missing.';

'>>37863309
>>37865107
I don't understand what you guys think is missing';

'>>37863309
>>37865219';

'>>37865301
Ah ok, sorry my bad.';

'does anyone have the one where op talks about growing up in a remote location in the woods and posting short stories of weird stuff that happened there

i remember one of them being about how a gigantic barrel appeared there and they used to hang out in it until one day it disappeared';

'>>37846502
Thank you for this, Anon. Hardest I've laughed in a while.';

'>>37865301
thanks man, appreciate finding it for me, lol';

'>>37853040
I like how even though the fag learned of non-duality they still acted in a polarised way. Either way.';

'>>37860483
>that greentext is dumb
>your tastes are dumb
>shame on you, bro
You are what is wrong with /x/. Greentexts are the last sliver of old /x/, however repetative it might be. Go start a fucking (((nobody))) thread or (((archon))) thread or kys.';

'does anyone have the antarctica greentext about lucifer being there and a temple? I dont want to have to watch a gay youtube video to get it';

'>>37865107
It's common, I've heard of this before. I saw it in another creepypasta, probably this same one.';

'>>37867255
Is it the one with the Canadian anon who talks about him or someone finding old relics or something under the ice?';

'>>37867180
Whatever nigga. Greentext thread, moar like PEENtext thread amirite?';

'>>37867255
>>37867804
I think this is the one you're referring to. There are two versions of it and this is the green one.';

'>>37867804
>>37867916
that is the one, thank you anon';

'>>37867916
>>37867951
I have the other one :3';

'Anyone have the "cabin memories" one? It's the one of the guy who had repressed memories about things that happened at his family's cabin as a child.';

'>>37868549';

'>>37868549
>>37868587';

'>>37868549
>>37868587
>>37868594';

'>>37868549
>>37868587
>>37868594
>>37868598';

'>>37868587 >>37868594 >>37868598 >>37868603
Wow, that was quick.
Thanks anon. You are, pound for pound, the niggest crook around.';

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'>>37867255
>antarctica greentext
The screencap of Antarctica Pyramid Anon's posts from 2018 always bothered me because I thought it was incomplete. So I finally dug into that thread and found that over half of what he posted wasn't included. After several revisions and time-wasting fuckups, here is the expanded recap.';

'>>37869622
And here is the original screencap that I'm sure you all recognize.
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/21324721/';

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'giza green text story from last night';

'>>37873700';

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'>>37866682
Does anyone happen to have the post where it talks about something along the lines of "do you feel it? There's an absolutely sinister entity lurking in the deepest, darkest locations on this earth. It is unnatural and beyond your worst nightmares."? The picture accompanying it was a black and white almost Junji Ito-esque rendition of some fucked up face in a void. Wasn't that long of a post but I really liked it. I used to have it a long time ago and it just disappeared off my computer it seems.';

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'>>37862053
>>37862059
Very cool anon. Thanks for these. Will read through the rest of the thread and then dump some greentexts from my folders';

'>>37869622
Thanks, g';

'>>37874639
Will dump a few now, then return later';

'>>37874737';

'>>37874756';

'>>37874767';

'>>37874779';

'Any Florida ones? I at least remember a cool Everglades one about a pyramid';

'>>37874861
may as well post that one too before I got off to bed. But I don't personally recall any other florida stories. sorry anon';

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'>>37869622
Thanks nigga, you are a true player.';

'>>37868587
>>37868594
>>37868598
>>37868603
I literally came over to the board to see if there was a greentext thread and if this was in it because I randomly thought of it and wanted to read it again, thanks.';

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'>>37874903
Thanks! Haven’t read it in ages';

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'>be me
>decided to start using quantum rng to choose my day to day actions
>Things normal for a few months but things start getting weird
>Family members start acting weird. Random people acting more aggressive, things I was sure of no longer true.
>Bad luck following me around, dog randomly gets stage 4 cancer and dies. Unexplained scabs and legions on my skin.
>Read more into quantum theory, find out about quantum gravity. Every time I've been splitting my world lines with quantum rng it's been trying to close the anomalies. By forcing them back together.
>Fuck
>Been doing it so long I've basically ripped myself and my world apart.
>Basically schizo because my past is not this worlds past.
>Not sure if I'm more afraid of the horrors generated by quantum rng or giving up free will and living a pre-planned deterministic life.';

'>>37874737
I never believe these kinds of stories. normalfags killing a bunch of creatures? yeah fucking right';

'>>37876726
"Killing a bunch of creatures" has basically been the core program of normalfags since the Stone Age, so not that weird. But yeah, that specific story you're quoting is obviously fake and gay, and not even entertaining to boot.';

'>>37876726
Why do you need to believe something actually happened to enjoy reading it?';

'>>37873700
you cut off the beginning';

'>>37877017
Here you go, but thanks to that anon for posting. I missed that thread.';

'>>37853040
>Read right
>to left
way to confuse people';

'This was years ago and predates the meme by probably 20 years. Pic is for clarity.

>9ish
>Empty house in my street a few along from where I live
>Council estate so house is boarded up
>Has this kinda brick shed and passageway at the side and to the back of the house
>Backdoor is on the right of the passageway and the shed is on the left
>Passageway isn't boarded up
>There's supposed to be a heavy duty wooden gate on it and this kind of wooden panel thing above it
>Both are long gone so you can go through it into the back garden if you want
>Always get told not to because there's a lot of junkies around here
>Not late but it must be autumn or winter because it's quite dark
>Playing by myself like a nerd
>On the path outside the house (about 15ft from the house because that's how long the garden is and about 25-30ft from where the passageway is)
>See something glimmer off the streetlamp in the doorway of the passageway that catches my eye
>Peer at it to try and workout what it is
>I'm not sure if anyone can remember those mini CDs that were popular in the early 2000s for installing software
>It looks like one of those but this was in the mid-'90s so they would have been rare then I'd think
>Hop over the wall to take a closer look
>Take a few steps and notice that it isn't levitating the way I thought it was
>Only notice because the streetlamp light catches a piece of fishing wire or thin cable or something that's tied around the disc and that's tied around the upper missing panel part
>No longer a mystery so I lose interest
>Man dressed as a clown steps from around the doorway and just stares at me
>Pants status: Filled
>Sprint home
>Tell brother about it
>Says I'm an idiot
>He's 15ish and full of bravado
>Marches along to have it out with Pennywise
>Stand watching from my own gate
>Brother disappears around the corner
>Comes running back literally tripping over in his haste to get away

I've never been scared of clowns, but it was so bizarre that it terrified me.';

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'>>37877474
>that thread
That thread was a ridiculous display of desperate deboonkening. I guess OP was legit.';

'>>37877474
>07/05/24
that was a few fays ago
got the link to the threadm';

'>>37882613
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37856545/#37856545';

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'>>37846502
Nice. I hadnt seen this one before. I wonder why dudes posts got baleeted.';

'>>37883225
>baleeted
I want to turn back time and try again.';

'>>37878568
>predates the meme by probably 20 years
I don't know when the meme started, so can you say about what year this happened?
Also, what did your brother see?';

'I'm looking for a skinwalker/doppelganger story, with a guy going innawoods with a dozen or so of his friends/cousins. It was pretty long from what I remember. Can someone help?';

'>>37883821
Is this it?
>>37854847';

'>>37883821
Lmao this is pretty vague but I assume you mean the OG Anansi goatman greentext?';

'Anyone have the one where anon scare himself by farting in his trailer, insists it was paranormal, and gets bullied by everyone else in the thread?';

'>>37883941
Yes, I have it.';

'>>37883890
It wasn't what I was looking for, >>37883918 was. I remember a bit about sausages. Thanks.';

'>>37884023
Thanks anon.';

'>>37884023 >>37884098
Still as good as the first time I read it. The anon who said there needs to be an /x/ banner out of that thread was fucking right.
>Even if it was a fart. It DOES not rule out that the gas was of supernatural origin. Perhaps some form of ancient indian blood curse.
>100% sure it wasn't a fart though. The noise sounded like someone screaming in pain through liquid.
would be perfect for a banner, if they ever put any new ones up again.';

'Bump';

'>>37883707
This would have been mid-late '90s. Somewhere between 96 and 98 I'd say. I looked up the "dress up as a clown and scare random people" meme and that seemed to get big in 2016.
Brother saw the same thing I did except he actually went up to the doorway and looked around the corner. Clownman was standing in the shed. Don't know if he had his back to him or if he could see his face, just said that he saw him.';

'>>37855845
This is one of my favorite ones.';

'>>37884023
I never saw this. Good laugh. I remember the one where the anon says he was lying in bed at night and seconds later it was the next day and asked what happened. And someone called him a retard and said he fell asleep. That one always gets a laugh out of me.';

'i got a very long night ahead of me so
bump pleqse';

'I've always contemplated making a youtube channel where I archive people's weird stories. I tend to see lots of channels that focus on UFO stuff, but I grew up in New Orleans and everyone I knew either had a ghost story, a cryptid story, or some creepy ass event with just a creepy ass person. I like listening to these kinds of stories, but I haven't found any Youtube channels where they just let the person talk. I think it'd be pretty interesting.';

'>>37886985
There are a few podcasts like that, but they're hit and miss. It's much better when it's the person themselves telling the story too. Nothing worse than 2+ presenters telling someone else's story and constantly interrupting to tell "jokes", plug garbage products, and start giving their own explanations and anecdotes.';

'>>37887411
Wonder how hard it would be to find a steady rotation of people willing to meet with you online and talk about their paranormal experiences without offering compensation';

'>>37887566
>>37887411
I've thought about this and I think I'd have to just compromise and go out of my way for these stories. I think a lot of people have weird experiences but are too afraid to speak up. If I offered anonymity and assurance that no one would ever know who they were, they'd be willing to confess some of their experiences. In New Orleans, people were happy to tell their weird ass stories. I imagine elsewhere it'd be more difficult since some towns promote keeping these things to yourself. I remember a few years ago, this photographer discovered this inbred hillbilly family in West Virginia by simply asking a cop if he knew anyone weird he could take pictures of. I'd just go to bars, cops, professions where people either place themselves in strange circumstances or where they encounter those who do. I don't want to do anything online as I feel that would invite too many people just wanting to spin bullshit stories. I'd rather do these interviews in person, more like a conversation where I help them remember details and help them correlate what they experienced. Think of it as one of those true crime documentaries where you're listening to a police recording but instead of a murder, we're discussing something paranormal that happened to them.';

'>>37886985
I recommend "Spooked" for a podcast. There have been a few people interviewed you could tell were just making shit up. Most of them seem genuine. I feel like when the stories end on a mundane note, they're more likely than not to have happened.';

'>>37887712
Thanks, mate. I'll check them out. And I agree, I've had many weird encounters in my life and most of the endings aren't climatic. Same with others I've known who I know wouldn't lie.';

'There was a greentext I thought I had but which I can't seem to find.
The narrator went out with his grandfather to a cabin in the mountains and got harrassed by these little guys called "tomten" or something. Grandtather put up these rune-covered posts around his cabin as a countermeasure.
Anybody know what I'm talking about?';

'>>37852335
No part three? I guess that’s, it!';

'>>37850688
Bless you, giver of sauce';

'>>37888888';

'>>37888388
Is this it?';

'>>37854367
Homo Naledi from the documentary Unknown: Cave of Bones
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt27837467/plotsummary/?ref_=tt_ov_pl

5 ft 88-123 pound ape man that looked like a ape but showed extremely human like intelligence and empathy. The bones discovered show they buried their dead in an extremely hard to get to deep cave. They were amazing acrobatics. Maybe between the 125,000 years ago and now they adapted to cave life.

At least that's what I'd hope. Because curious ape men with the same human capacity for kindness would be a lot nicer than something curious and waiting to see if the photographer could be prey.';

'>>37886985
>doesn't post coords
Montananon is a massive faggot. The government shouldn't have done catch-and-release with that one.';

'>>37889622
Inneresting';

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'>>37853040
Kill yourself you faggot nigger larper';

'>>37889553
that's the one, kickass, thanks';

'>>37887566
>>37887636
From the ones I've listened to a lot of them do get some kind of monetary compensation. There was a good one where that didn't happen until they were more established and it really shows. The early episodes are top tier and then gradually it turns into absolute dogshit because you know they're talking waffle like >>37887712 says.
I listened to one the other day and it was most underwhelming fucking thing I'd ever heard. Somehow I found myself on plebbit and the story had originated from there. The woman telling it even admitted it was all made up, but she got offered shekels for it so she fleshed it out a bit more and turned it into a story.
For some reason the women's stories are shit 99% of the time and a lot of what happened seems to take place entirely in their head.';

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'>>37846441
>Biblically accurate angels
>MyHouse.WAD
>Fishtank
>dopamine detox
>idubbbz
>pizza tower
>ai.sponge
>chainsaw man
>demon slayer
>Me when I lie on the internet
>I'm not your therapist
>my guy
>problematic shippers
>safe edgy starter pack
>X taking Ls/Ws
>voice acting memes
>the plural is vinyl not vinyls
>POV: X when they Y
>BLÅHAJ boymoders
>none of these words are in the bible
>turn-of-the-millennium aesthetics
>PNGtubers
>gameplay loop
>it's called being a decent human being
>it's almost as if
>X says trans rights!
>PS5 exclusives
>likable characters
>capybara
>it's ok to watch cartoons as an adult
>hyperpop
>ted kaczynski
>they're my literally me character
>dommy mommy
>ice spice
>pixel art looks better on CRT
>petite bourgeois
>stimming
>it's ok to cry to movies
>AI art
>Please grow and change as a person
>terminally online
>frutiger aero
>my brother in christ
>hazbin hotel
>spoopy season
>"Unironically" is NOT a word
>speculative evolution
>jreg
>non-euclidean videogames
>logo simplification
>thank you for changing my life
>Ketchup week
>burn local
>youtube shorts
>having a normal one
>serotonin
>oops! you did a fascism
>comfort characters
>edutainment
>Don't yuck someone else's yum';

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'>>37850552
Found this place. Called Woomera. In case anyone cares';

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There still has been no word from Ted.';

'BUMP
NOSLEEP';

'>>37853040
Very accurate that there's a fat tranny larping lol';

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'>>37877474
This reminds me, there’s like a missing wepawet unicode. And it was quite popular at the time.';

'Bros something weird just happened but it wasn't paranormal

>Jerking off like a loser
>See something in my periphery
>It's just like one of the seed heads of pic related
>Except it's way bigger like the size of the whole sphere of seed heads
>It's also spherical shaped but just one seed head still
>Floats past my face about 2ft in front of
>Look at it properly
>Stops floating
>Starts slowly descending
>Suddenly stops
>Drops to the floor like a stone
>Get up to see what it is
>Can't find it
>Finish my fap

What was it bros? Truth be told I'm not even that interested in what it was because that wasn't the spooky part. The spooky part was how it's weight suddenly seemed to change from lighter than air to 100lbs in a split second. I haven't seen anything like that happen before.';

'>>37854854
the classic';

'are ther any good ai for summarizing and scanning the images?';

'>>37847521
oh noes! not newspaper hats!';

'>>37894637
Does anyone have Ted the Caver in image/creepypasta format?
I lost mine years ago.';

'>>37897305
No, it can analyze images and describe what is in the image, but I don't think any program can do that with a text image yet. You would have to copy the text into it then it could summarize it.';

'>>37848799
cringe larp';

'undefined';

'>>37853355
He's telling us to go back to the red robot logo place even though greentext/creepypasta threads are a board tradition that stretches back long before he ever got here.';

'>>37897689
Yes, they hate anything that was part of the culture before they were here. Like how a lot of them hate anime and call it tranime.';

'>>37893907
maybe I'll go here on my first bike tour or something and try to find some spoopy updates or verify the story
>as in trailbike';

'>>37897689
this lol... even 90% of /b used to be boxxy and greentext/wincest threads before it was overrun by trans/bbc posting, disturbing but cozy nonetheless
/x/ was pretty much /innawoods/ for a while and above all this was an anime website';

'>>37854302
I used to play this game when I was a kid. I was obsessed with it.';

'>>37868587
>>37868594
>>37868598
>>37868603
not greentext and he sounds like a fag';

'>>37877010
because no one larping on /x/ has any writing or creative talent for me to enjoy reading it';

'>>37898044
hey stranger! come join us on r/nosleep it has everything you're looking for! it's just your speed!';

'>>37875166
>>37875250
>>37875391
kek'd';

'>>37898063
>>37898044
both of you emanate the same energy, but seem to be disagreeing with each other

writing fake greentexts is lame, and really defeats the purpose of the entire process.
reddit is similarly lame';

'>>37873700
>>37873714
>>37877474
Chambers under the Sphinx was conspiracy nonsense for 50+years, then suddenly turned to
>yeah nothing there though haha
I hate historians and I hate the antiChrist.
Look up pyramid resonance chambers, shits wild. I'm still a firm believer the 'Egyptians' didn't build any of the good stuff. Just like every other ancient site, the people that come later build dogshit immitations. From the great/red pyramid to the shitty stacked mudbricks,it's all Way olderthan the current narrative says
Makes me kek remembering what I read a while back
>*10,000years from now 'CUMNUTZZ' is found scratched on a rusted beam of the Golden Gate* It was BUILT and DEDICATED to him!
That's what modern Egyptology is.

File unrelated.';

'anyone have the one with the anon walking his dog on a snowy road while being stalked by a big fucking dog with its rear legs busted?';

'>>37852326
>>37852335
Am I the only motherfucker would've tried to banter with the demon in a safe situation or ask questions just see how It reacted?
>I heard you guys liked flies but I guess cat food is an upgrade
>You met Saddam Hussein?
>Getting deepthroated by tongue would be hot if I didn't get my vocal cords ripped
>Ketchup? Really? Not salt or holy water but smashed fucking tomatoes?';

'>>37846441
Anyone else find spooky greentexts comfy bros? I'm in a warm blanket, drinking hot choccy rn. :)))))))';

'this just spooked me
>Reading some writing a friend sent me to beta reader, vibing with some John Brown's body playing cause it fits with the feel of the story
>Suddenly, while I wait for my electric kettle to heat to make some tea with, a breeze of cool air washes over my shoulder and down my arm
>AC is of, fan is low, desk is arranged away from the air vent, not beneath the fan, and it was ice cold and vanished as soon as it came.
>sit still, waiting to see if anything else happens, unnerved since I don't even have a window or door open
>nothing happened

Weird, but not the weirdest thing that's happened in this house';

'>>37846771
My grandparents lived on oak island, and I would visit them with my family as a kid. I've been to bald head island and yes you take a ferry there. It's a nice area and a lot of it is a conservation area, so I wouldnt be surprised if one of the buildings had an aquarium although I dont remember one. I remember nice walking paths, you could ride around in golf carts on many of the paths. Vaguely remember learning about turtles there. I had an overpriced snaple and was still thirsty and dehydrated as hell since I hadnt figured out the importance of drinking water as a kid.

The blue thing may just be from him taking it from the first image on google maps. I certainly didnt see anyone frozen in time there.';

'>>37861416
why are the colors inverted?';

'>>37900321
so the crinkle man wouldn't get you, sorry anon but you and anyone that read this version will have, in 7 days, the crinkle man breaking into your houses and get your dicks sucked. My condolences';

'undefined';

'>>37900367
joke's on you i didn't actually read the story';

'>>37900556
kek.. I thought I was the only one who capped that';

'>>37848905
Possibly a fox. They've a terrifying sound they make.

It's something like if you were to suck in as much air as you could, then let as much of a scream out at once as possible. It's like the fox is full of air, and deflates itself, as quickly as it can, by screaming. It's very loud at the start, then trails off, like a, "HAAaaaaa..."

Sounds so much like a human, you'd think you should call the cops.';

'>>37901128
Who wouldn't want to cap a story about the biggest name in The Sektur™ from the top down?';

'>>37896491
>>37896508
I don't understand what I just read.';

'>>37855845
>no man would try to stay and kill the thing
Men doing exactly that is why the creatures that stalk the night are as uncommon as they are. Humanity has driven countless monsters into hiding or extinction.';

'>>37846441
This just happend a minute ago. Not very exciting but maybe an anon had a similar experience
>2AM, open window to let on fresh air
>Outside, it's quite dark with lots of trees and bushes. There is a sand pit for children not too far away from the only lightpost
>Notice that in the sandpit, there are two little hills
>On one of these hills there is a shining, pink light
>Perfectly round and not too bright. Reminds me of the red dot on a TV in a dark room, about the size of an oreo
>It's flickering and moving around a bit
>Think it might be a reflection on a purple toy, but even when I stay perfectly still it flickers. The light source and my perspective did nothing to warrant this movement
>I could swear it flickered into existence right when I opened my window, as if it tracked my motion
>Just as I'm thinking what it could be, it turns off
>It's just gone. There's no object there that could have produced it just two little hills of sand
Maybe this was an orb. Any similar experiences?';

'undefined';

'>>37901128
>"You beat up a drunk tranny bros..."
>"It wasn't human."
>Implying that trannies are human, not soulless extensions of the globohomo
lol, lmao even';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>37903569
Anon should've made that sleep paralysis demon his little slut.';

'>>37846441
>be me and my sister
>pretty young, I was probably 9 and she was 12
>staying at our dad's house for the weekend
>we hate it there because they only have health food and stepmom is a cunt
>they have us sleep on a futon in the musty wood paneled basement
>me and my sister are up late watching VHS tapes, talking shit about dad and stepmom
>TV goes out sudeenly
>we start complaining what a piece of shit this place is
>a minute or two go by and the rest of the power shuts off
>start to get really spooped now
>basement is already dark and scary to begin with
>sister starts making fun of me for being scared and tells me it's just a power out and we'll go upstairs and wake up my dad to get candles
>her sentence is interrupted by a loud crash in the kitchen which is right up the stairs from the basement
>glass definitely broken
>both go silent and give each other the wtf was that eyes
>house alarm goes off
>blaring loud as fuck, think car alarm going off in your living room
>temporarily disoriented from the loud alarm
>regroup and whisper to sister "what's going on?"
>her demeanor has changed from tough older sibling teasing me for being scared to a look of morbid concern
>she puts her hand over my mouth to hush my whisper and points to the ceiling
>we can clearly hear a set of heavy footsteps
>like booted feet of a man larger than my dad
>shitting our pants at this point realizing someone had broken into the house
>we had already been victims of a home invasion at our moms house several years prior
>having a stranger break into your home is our absolute worst fear
>footsteps moving slowly though what would be the living room
>alarm still blasting no way anyone in the house is still awake at this point
>we can hear the footsteps move towards the bedrooms (also step sis lives there)
>footsteps stop for a minute';

'>>37903634
cont.
>me and my sister are clutched onto each other at this point under the covers
>still not sure if there’s a robber or it’s my dad walking around trying to figure out how to turn the alarm off
>why is this fucking alarm still going off it's been like 5 minutes
>suddenly we can hear a struggle coming from the bedrooms
>not just footsteps anymore
>banging, crashing, shouting, sounds like furniture is being thrown into walls
>sister tells me to get underneath the futon and she runs to the phone in the corner of the room to call 911
>phone is fucking dead
>this was in the 90s, zoomies may not remember but corded landlines didn’t go dead when the power died
>sister quickly joins me under the mattress we’re clutched onto each other so tight at this point that we’re probably bleeding from scratch marks
>both bring to remain silent as tears roll down our faces
>she whispers to me “I love you” and I knew she was saying it because she believed we were about to die
>struggle upstairs is continuing
>we hear a female scream go muffled and then the struggle stops
>the arm shuts off a minute later
>complete silence for a couple minutes
>slow heavy footsteps start back up
>we’re laying there crying and shaking uncontrollably
>we could do nothing besides lay there in a pitch black basement under a futon and wait for the person who had most likely just murdered everyone else in the house to find us
>lay there praying that they leave and the footsteps stop
>footsteps back and forth from the bedroom the next couple hours
>sounds like he’s cleaning up the scene
>after awhile the footsteps stop
>we are unsure if he’s left the house but haven’t heard the footsteps for maybe an hour';

'>>37903644
>sunlight begins to peak in through the tiny windows and we plot an escape
>decide to grab weapons and sprint out of the backdoor has fast as we can and run to the neighbors
>pick up a heavy agate bookend and sister grabs a flimsy candle holder that’s pointy and sharp on one end
>we pump ourselves up for a minute saying we’re leaving this house no matter what
>slowly start creeping through the basement and up the stairs
>sister in the lead
>she gets to the top of the stairs and starts sprinting
>I’m a couple steps behind but quickly start booking it through the kitchen behind her
>make it to the dining room and my sister crashes into a figure walking through the room, knocking them both on their ass
>me and my sister both let out a blood curdling scream before realizing it’s my stepmom
>she’s startled and confused as all hell when our screams turned to crying
>dad comes down stairs to see what all the ruckus was
>we start yelling how there was someone in the house
>he tells us no such thing happened
>says power never went out because digital clock is still set
>says alarm never went off because the alarm company calls him every time it does
>tells us it must have been a car alarm from the road
>says they didn’t hear anything and slept the entire night
>tell him the phone line is cut
>he goes down stairs and shows us there’s still a ringtone
>immediately call our mom to come pick us up
>she could tell how traumatized we were from that night and didn’t let us stay over there for months after this incident

this is the most true fear I've ever felt in my life. my sister and I still remember it and have come to the conclusion that either my dad and stepmom were lying for some reason, or that something unexplainable happened, which only we experienced. I have heard theories that certain entities can manifest as the thing you are most scared of. Maybe it's the case since we were already traumatized and paranoid about robbers,.';

'>>37899384
Yeah. It's one of the best feelings.';

'>>37848905
Like other anon said it could well be a fox, I remember one time two of them were fighting in my garden, I legitimately thought a baby was being mauled to death.';

'>>37846502
so this is why hitler euthanized the retarded.';

'>>37897719
Hating anime has been a part of 4chan culture since /b/ was formed as a board.
The term weeaboo became so common that it has transformed into weeb and has been adopted by normies.

I'm not trying to take a side but you're implying that only tourists or newfags hate anime. It's just plain wrong.';

'>>37847521
>newspaper hates
why do these fags do this?
>im going to include a super duper random aspect to make it le heckin' weird
kills immersion.';

'>>37849310
>whole town just seems to have gone "huh, i guess she got abducted or something"
lol town has a cult in it.
though the story is bullshit of the highest order.';

'>>37849310
how was the phone simultaneously looking at the girl's face and also seeing the doorway in front of her?
remember, if you're going to make up shit, be consistent.';

'>>37850688
lol, anon discovers his mom has schizophrenia';

'>>37878626
My personal favorite';

'>>37850552
lol was interesting up until the dumbshit psychic stuff.
retard abbos thinking other retard abbos are aliens or spirits, psychic aunt eating it up';

'>>37904256
anime website';

'>>37904256
It can be true that there were always people who made fun of "weebs," /a/ raided /b/ with desu etc., and that more recently there's been an influx of new posters who want to control the boards. It's two different things desu.';

'>>37898474
J376? What could that mean.';

'It's not a greentext, but it feels like it was inspired by a greentext despite it allegedly being real and then just disappearing.
I'm wondering if anyone knows it or can link to it. It's a video.

>Soldiers in Afghanistan or Iraq or one of those sand countries
>There's a lot of them like two dozen or more
>Discover a village
>Not a single person anywhere to be found, but there's indications people were just there (food still cooking and that kinda stuff)
>Split up into groups and start searching the village looking for people
>Gradually less and less start responding to radio calls
>Eventually the one whose bodycam the whole thing is filmed through walks into a house or some kind of building
>Several soldiers there staring at the wall or some shit
>Some kind of /x/ markings hanging from the ceiling and stuff
>Soldier asks soldiers what the heck they're doing
>Turn around and have that 1000 yard stare
>Then something happens I can't recall
>Camera cuts off

The production value was way too high for it to be some NEETs. At the same time I never heard anyone say it was from a legit movie, not even a low budget one.
It was a spooky vid. I only seen it once so 30-90% of my description could be headcanon. Basic gist is right though. I'd like to see it again.';

'>>37854302
holy shit that was FUCKING TERRIBLE';

'>>37901319
Anon's marysue fic about his ideal genderfluid partner.';

'Hey /x/, I have a story that I really need to get off my chest. It’s something that I spend hours and hours going over in my head every day and every time I think about it, I get even more freaked out by each and every detail. It’s not an easy one to tell, but I’ll try my best in the hopes that it will make me feel lighter and maybe you anons can chime in with your stories too.

It’s about Yellowstone National Park. To sum it up and keep it short, we found an unmapped and unexplored cave system there and it’s somewhere I will never go back. No one should ever go near it. I will greentext from here:

>My boyfriend Alex was the person to tell me about this unexplored cave system.
>How he found out about it I have no clue, but he was insistent that I go with him to explore it.
>I regretted agreeing to go with him the instant we made it there.
>I was planning on breaking up with him but figured I’d give him one last good memory since he was so desperate for me to go with him.
>I think we both knew it was coming to an end, but I was the one who had to call it quits.
>We were in this cave, crawling on all fours with our stomachs almost pressed to the ground.
>The tunnel was extremely tight.
>I had a helmet on, and it was scraping incredibly loudly against the ceiling.
>Seemed like the passage was becoming narrower and narrower the further we went in.
>I couldn’t even take a deep breath it became so tight.
>I yelled for Alex and asked if he could hear me, but I didn’t get a response.
>Weird.
>He was only a few minutes ahead of me at most.
>There wasn’t even enough space for me to pivot and turn my body around so I couldn’t go backwards if I wanted to.
>The only way back out would be to push myself backwards through the passage which means I wouldn’t be able to see what’s behind me at all.
>I had to pause and concentrate on not freaking out.';

'>I kept taking deep breaths again and again because having a panic attack in this place was the last think I needed.
>All I needed to do was keep going and then I would see Alex, and everything would be okay.
>After a few minutes of crawling, the tunnel opened up into a chamber that was low but wide.
>I just simply laid on my back for a few minutes trying to suck in as much air as I possibly could.
>I was so relieved to have made it through.
>While I was on my back, I noticed that there was a tonne of stalactites hanging overhead and that there was a lot of flowstones on the walls.
>I heard Alex shout for me all of a sudden.
>His voice immediately filled me with relief and a feeling of safety.
>He told me he found a shaft that must’ve been at least 200 feet.
>His shouts sounded like he was a decent distance away.
>I finally managed to push myself up off of the floor and made my way over to where he was.
>He was crouched down next to a hole in the middle of the chamber.
>The hole was a wall of blackness.
>He was already preparing to go straight down it without a moment of thought.
>He already had his harness on and was pulling rope from his backpack.
>I was worried at this point and didn’t really want to go any further.
>I told him that maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to go any deeper considering the place had not been mapped out, but he just laughed it off and basically told me to shut up and stop worrying.
>I tried again with him, trying my best to let him know that I didn’t want to go any further.
>I told him about not having enough water, that we might get lost and never be found or one of us might have an accident and not be able to get help.
>No response.
>He was too focused on what he was doing.
>I just glared right at him.
>This is exactly why I was done with him.';

'>My opinions were never worthy of his time and every time I ever had any sort of worry or complaint, he’d say it was just my anxiety and wave it away.
>He never ever took me seriously.
>I had no choice in the matter at this point.
>I didn’t want to crawl back through that tunnel alone and try to make my way out without any help.
>I gave in, and we started to descend.
>I just had to get through one more trip.
>I have to admit, between the anxiety and the fear, I definitely had a small sense of intrigue.
>We were barely halfway down, and we had seen multiple other openings that led to who knows where.
>Maybe other unexplored caverns and shafts.
>The cave was so big it made me puzzled as to how it was still unexplored after all of this time.
>We finally reached the bottom.
>I unclipped myself and slid down the last bit of the way.
>I turned on my flashlight.
>We were standing in a massive cavern.
>I couldn’t see the edges of the place it was so big.
>My flashlight barely had any impact and struggle to illuminate anything around us.
>The place looked big enough to have its own city or civilisation.
>People could live down here and no one would ever know.
>Alex was clearly very happy with himself and told me he wished he could stay here forever.
>He absolutely loved exploring caves and getting himself into tight spaces.
>I thought it was a bit insane, especially when I first met him.
>I didn’t understand how anyone could find this type of thing fun.
>I still thought it was insane now, but I guess I was starting to understand why he found it so fascinating.
>His enthusiasm just kinda rubbed off on me, I guess.
>He reached into his backpack and pulled out a glowstick.
>He snapped it and placed it onto the floor in front of us.
>He said he wanted to map out as much of the place as possible and was going to use these glowsticks as markers.
>He charged ahead of me, but I didn’t rush after him.
>I needed to take my time as much as possible.';

'>I imagined myself running and falling off of a sudden sheer cliff and that is the last thing I wanted to happen.
>I was not going to be taking any risks.
>I noticed that we hadn’t encountered any insects or anything in the system so far.
>No little bugs crawling on the walls or ants on the ground.
>The place seemed pretty lifeless and forgotten to time.
>The cavern eventually led us to a diverging path with the choice of three tunnels.
>This is where I caught up to Alex.
>One of them was way too small for us to fit, even smaller than the one we had crawled through earlier.
>The other two seemed pretty much the same aside from one having a little bit of a slope.
>I asked Alex which way we should go before we heard something horrible.
>It was a shrieking sound that rang through the air.
>Sounds like it came from the tunnel on the far left.
>It sounded so inhuman.
>It was like nothing I had ever heard before.
>I yelled out to him asking what the hell that sound was, but he just shrugged his shoulders.
>I told him that we needed to leave right this second, but he wasn’t budging.
>The shrieks just kept coming, again and again.
>They sounded like they were getting closer.
>They were accompanied by some strange hissing noise that followed right behind them.
>I told Alex to hurry up and that we were leaving right now.
>I was yanking at his arm with as much might as I could muster.
>Finally, he decided to start running.
>We rushed down the tunnel on the far right hand side, which branched off into a maze of different passageways.
>I was way too panicked to keep track of which paths we were taking and just rushed through the first one I could see as fast as possible.
>Some of the passages let to dead ends so we occasionally had to sprint back and take the next passage closest to us.
>The thing did not let up no matter how fast we ran.
>It stayed hot on our trail the entire time.';

'>Its shrieks were louder than our own breathing and the beat of my heart and it’s clear that it was catching up to us.
>I was starting to tire quickly, and I knew I couldn’t keep up the running for much longer.
>My legs were about to fail.
>There was no other option left for us.
>We had to hide from it and wait for it to pass or lose track of us.
>I grabbed at and shoved Alex to get his attention and pointed frantically at an opening I saw nearby.
>It was something like a small fissure and I had curl myself up into a ball just to be able to fit properly.
>Alex jumped in after me and dropped his headlamp to the ground while doing so.
>It fell to the floor hard and shattered completely.
>Our only source of light was gone.
>We were trapped helplessly in the darkness.
>I pushed as deep into the fissure as I could until I could no longer move.
>At some point, idk how much time exactly had passed but the shrieks of whatever it was stopped.
>I hoped and prayed so hard that it had left already.
>Suddenly, the thing rushed past us.
>Even with me being stuck deep into the fissure, I could feel the air being moved in the passage as it shot by like a bullet.
>It must’ve brushed against something as it caused a cluster of rocks to fall and hit the ground.
>Alex let out a raspy sigh.
>I managed to raise my arm up enough to be able to turn on my own headlamp.
>I didn’t have my flashlight anymore.
>I must’ve dropped it while I was running for my life.
>We had a little bit of light at least, even if it wasn’t much.
>I could barely see anything.
>Alex’s body was blocking most of my line of sight.
>I asked him if he could see anything at all and he told me no.
>His breath was shaky as he began to tell me that he left all of our supplies.
>Everything.
>Our first aid kid, our spare flashlights, our food supplies, and the candles we brought.
>They were all still inside the backpack that he dropped.
>Fuck.';

'>Not only was that thing still out there, but we didn’t remember the way back.
>He said that we should look around for any sign that we could follow back like handprints or footsteps.
>I didn’t have any better ideas.
>He started squirming back out of the fissure and my heart sank.
>I couldn’t get out.
>I was fucking stuck in here.
>I tried to slide out, but I couldn’t budge an inch.
>The way I had contorted myself to fit myself deep in here meant that I couldn’t manoeuvre by body and pushing forward had no effect.
>I was really starting to panic, and I was begging for him to help me out of here.
>If I stayed in here a second longer the anxiety was going to make me explode.
>He told me to calm down and that he was going to try and pull me out.
>He told me to push at the same time as he was pulling.
>I felt pathetic but at this point, I just wanted to be out of here.
>I told him I was ready.
>After a couple of minutes, he dropped my hands suddenly.
>He told me to give him the headlamp.
>I asked him what was wrong.
>He told me to just shut up and give him the headlamp.
>I told him no fucking way not until you tell me wtf is going on.
>He just gave me a blank stare.
>A thousand yard stare.
>Tears started to well up in his eyes and he told me he was sorry and that there was nothing else he could do.
>He reached out and tore the headlamp off my head, telling me he would try his best to come back for me in an effort to soothe me.
>I tried to fight back and hit him, but it was no use.
>I could only move one of my arms freely as the other was contorted and stuck and one wasn’t enough force to stop him.
>I screamed.
>I begged.
>I pleaded for him to not leave me.
>I grabbed his wrist, but he just shook it off and refused to look at me.
>He walked away and took the only source of light left with him.
>All I could do was listen to his footsteps fading away as I sat here, preparing to die.
>I was distraught and then I quickly became furious.';

'>He was probably going to lie about leaving me down here and make up some tragic heroic story for himself the fucking coward.
>I told myself I wasn’t just going to die like this.
>I repeated it in my head over and over again like a mantra.
>I took deep breaths and started my attempt at loosening myself from the hole I was stuck in.
>I recall reading some advice on an old forum about what to do if you ever get stuck in a tight space in a cave.
>I had wriggle and if I got stuck, I needed to exhale and then try to move again slowly.
>Just keep chipping away.
>It took a long time and by the end I was drenched in sweat.
>I kept making little amounts of progress inch by inch, but it took me a long time.
>When I finally slid out and fell to the ground, I cannot tell you just how relieved I felt at that moment.
>My skin was flaking at this point from the friction of sliding my skin against the jagged walls, but I didn’t care anymore.
>I was shivering when I finally got out.
>I had some big problems though: no light, no food and only a small amount of water left in my bottle.
>I also had no way to stay warm without the candle that we’d left in the backpack.
>I could not see anything whatsoever.
>My eyes were never going to adjust.
>I had to focus my hearing and try to use it to the best of my ability as that was my only hope of finding my way back.
>I listened intently for any rustle at all and suddenly felt the pressure of wind against my face.
>I turned around to try and locate where it was coming from.
>This was my only hope.
>It either leads me out of the cave or I die here.
>No one would know that we were missing until at least tomorrow night so any hope of a rescue with that thing skulking around was out of the question.
>I picked the direction that it seemed like the wind was coming from and crawled forward blindly.
>I was so anxious I thought my legs would give out so opted to crawl instead.
>I could be a little quieter this way too.';

'>I had to focus as hard as I could on the air pressure.
>I had to stop and move backwards multiple times just to be sure I was going the right way.
>Progress was incredibly slow.
>I decided to pile up some rocks as I made my way further in order to have at least some kind of marker to help me if I need to get back.
>The breeze was becoming stronger.
>I was heading the right way.
>I wanted to sprint towards it so badly, but I knew that would be stupid.
>And then I saw it.
>Some kind of light ahead of me.
>It must be daylight.
>My heart shattered as I moved closer and found that it was not daylight.
>It was a beam of electrical light that was fixed and unmoving.
>I kept up my crawling pace as my surroundings were still too dark to fully make out and I didn’t want to take any chances.
>I must’ve been making my way through another large cavern.
>The ground was really uneven, and I kept feeling my hands stabbing into small rocks on the ground.
>I got closer to the light.
>There was someone sitting against the wall, completely still.
>It was Alex.
>His face was pale and sweaty.
>He was definitely alive.
>I could see him breathing ever so faintly.
>I was torn between rage and pity.
>He brought this on himself though.
>I yanked the headlamp off of his helmet and I began to wipe it down.
>It was weirdly sticky.
>I secured the headlamp to myself and tilted my head in order to see him more clearly.
>What I saw made me scream.
>He had a cluster of cream colored sacs all over his body.
>Each sac was about the size of a human hand, and they were shiny as well as semi-transparent.
>There was a sac bulging over his stomach that I couldn’t take my eyes off of.
>I took a closer look and could see some kind of worm like shape writhing around inside of it, trying to break its way out.
>I knelt down beside him and could see the blood dripping all over him.
>His lips started to tremble, and he tried to form my name with his mouth, but he couldn’t.';

'>It just came out as a sort of mixture between a groan and a mumble.
>His hand twitched and reached out for me.
>I got up and tried to bring him with me, but he couldn’t move at all.
>He just remained on the ground with his arm outstretched with his hand twitching helplessly.
>Looking into his eyes was horrible.
>I could see the pain and the terror inside of them.
>I wanted to help him, I had to help him, but I didn’t know what I could do.
>I could hear something dropping to the floor and squelching beside me as I backed away.
>It was more of those sacks.
>They had fallen from the ceiling and spilled their vile smelling contents everywhere.
>Next to where the sacs had dropped down, I noticed a sea of bones piled in the corner.
>Suddenly, the light from my headlamp hit something and I caught a glimpse of what looked like pale human arms.
>I also saw what looked like a human torso and arms.
>That was no human.
>There were a pair of mandibles protruding from its face where its mouth should’ve been.
>It turned its face towards me, and it had no eyes.
>Just a pair of empty sockets.
>It rose to its full height before me and I saw that it had multiple segments to its body, like a centipede in human form.
>Each segment of its body had a pair of small legs attached that ended I claws that clicked against the ground as it moved.
>It towered over me and gave that same shriek from before.
>I tried my hardest to hold my breath and to stay as silent as possible.
>it darted towards Alex’s body before scuttling to a different part of the cavern.
>It didn’t know where I was just yet.
>It moves its face towards me at lighting speed out of nowhere, but I forced myself to hold my breath and stay still.
>It was inches from my face.
>My legs were shaking from pure exhaustion, and I knew I couldn’t hold out much longer.
>Thankfully, it scuttled away once again and let out another shriek as it moved.
>I heard Alex scream from behind me all of a sudden.';

'>I whipped my head around to look at him and as I did, I saw something erupt out of the egg sac on his stomach.
>It looked just like the huge creature I had seen except it was smaller, a child.
>It shrieked loudly as it emerged, raised its head towards the ceiling and then lunged at Alex and tore open his throat in one rapid movement.
>I could only watch as his blood spurted through the air.
>I couldn’t hold it in anymore.
>I made a fucking run for it.
>I tried to follow the air current that I could feel earlier and was moving faster than I ever had before in my life.
>There were tonnes of the egg sacs in the way as I made my escape, and I didn’t even have the energy to leap over them.
>I had to listen to the disgusting sounds as I trampled them with my feet.
>The passage I was following led upwards to a slope that was steep, but I made my way up it as fast as I could.
>I ignored all the bones that I saw on my way out and just focused on running.
>All I could do was focus.
>I just didn’t stop moving.
>Even when the passage got narrow and squeezed the air out of my lungs I didn’t stop moving.
>I don’t know how much time passed with me running and climbing in the darkness.
>It felt like years.
>After squirming through yet another part of the passage, I finally saw daylight.
>I had to keep reassuring myself I was actually outside, really outside. That it wasn’t all just a dream and that I wasn’t going to be rudely pulled back into that nightmare down below.';

'I just wanted to go home to my bed, but I knew that I had to go to the police first. I didn’t tell them anything about any creatures. I stuck to my story: Alex convinced me to explore this cave he found, he had an accident and hurt himself and we got lost and I came straight here to tell them. I told them exactly where the cave was, I told them every single little detail of my ordeal except for the creatures. Honestly, I don’t think they believed me. Alex’s family certainly didn’t. They called me a murderer. The investigation lasted for a lifetime and my mental health went into the gutter. I felt like trash and human scum for every day of my life. They gave up after about 6 months. The case is still technically open, but they couldn’t find any evidence to convict me, and they couldn’t find his body either. They told me that they conducted a thorough investigation of the cave, but they must be lying. Either they’re lying, or they’re not telling the whole truth about investigating that place. I think they might’ve sealed it up by now better I never went anywhere near to check. I didn’t feel safe outside anymore.

If you have any questions /x/, I suppose I can answer. I don’t know how much I can really tell you though. Anyone have any idea what those things could’ve been? Are we in any danger of them surfacing or do you think they can only survive down there? Either way, I think I’m gonna stay a neet recluse for the rest of my life.';

'The benzomatic butane torch story, this actually happened ,and i never have slept well at night because of it.
>springbreak summer 2013
>hollywood beach Fl
>went out with 5 other friends from college OSU OSU OSU!!!!!!!
>day one drink the entire day fun!
>day two friend buys drugs fun!
>day three get really fucked up to the >point were the xanax and liquor was making me a total jerk to my frens , from what they said i was acting like a try hard with random people.
>frens leave me alone and ditch me because of my ahole temper.
>get mad
>got in to a bar fight, get kicked out
>wonder around the back alley behind all the stores clubs and taki t shirt stores.
>day four wake up early all the while >everyone else is sitting around me giving me with an odd stare.
>im shirtless , covered in dirt and blood and my knuckles are bruised up.
>fren says to me anon what the hell >happened , you smell you like a trash can etc!
>explained to them what happened and apologized for how i behaved
>frens forgave me and for abandoning me.
>fren also mentions , anon what were you doing with this butane torch,
>yellow benzomatic';

'>idk thats not mine the fuck!!!
>other fren , anon you brought it home while you were staggering >after you got beat up and passed out
>frens say that i stole the torch from some taki t shirt store.
>asked what time i got back home anon , they said i got home 30 minutes ago, wtf??!!!
>either way my fists were in pain.
>frens patched me up and brought me ice from the lobby.
>deciding on were to go eat brunch its 12:00 pm
>i invite frens to eat pizza on me for being generous i guess.
>got up showered got dressed An >we all ate out at a pizza place three buildings down the board walk
> we look at what seemed to be eleven cop cars dashing through the beach side.
>ambulances and undercover cops helicopter was also on the scene at.
>while looking over at one of the life gaurd hut/house is completely engulfed in flames.
>wtf…… what happened???
>the restaurant manager flips the tv to channel 10 on a live news
>……………';

'>>37906114
Thanks for your story.
>questions
Yes I have some.

>>37906099
>There were a pair of mandibles protruding from its face where its mouth should’ve been.
You mean the vertical kind like a spider or insect might have?
>It rose to its full height
>It towered over me
How tall was it?
About how many body segments do you think it had?
Was it the segment just under the head that had the arms?
And do you remember what was at the end of those arms? Was it the same claws that the other legs had or something else?';

'>>37906114
>>37906109
>>37906099
>>37906093
>>37906088
>>37906082
>>37906077
>>37906074
>>37906067
>>37906065
>>37906061
I archived your story anon.';

'>>37861416
>>37900321
Pretty spoopy and one of the more believable stories.';

'>>37908317
didn't you already post this exact same story earlier today?';

'>>37854404
one of the best on in here';

'>>37903701
Great story, anon.
I don't know much about ghost stuff, but didn't George Lutz of the Amityville Horror experience similar aftereffects in that house from the DeFeo murders that happened there before they moved in? I can't remember -- it's been over 20 years since I read the book.
The thing that's throwing me off about what happened to you, though, is that you heard your alarm getting tripped.';

'>>37906061
>>37906114
>>37873700
>>37873714
>>37877474
These are redditor stories from years ago lifted directly from nosleep.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qz4jrx/theres_an_unexplored_cave_system_in_yellowstone/?rdt=42543
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/oi6cqn/what_we_found_beneath_the_great_sphinx_of_giza/';

'>>37909292
plebbitor alert get him out of here';

'>>37909292
Gay ass stories Gay ass website nuke the thread we have a plebbit contamination';

'>2009
>17
>just like every other retarded teenager
>friend lived in a small village, had railroad tracks behind it going for miles and miles
>every weekend we'd hang out and walk down those tracks, get away from parents and listen to music
>was really pissed off that specific weekend, Mom took the car and went on vacation with her boyfriend and left me there
>about 3 hours down the tracks
>never had been down this far before
>find abandoned car lot sort of thing, it was literally out in the middle of no where in an open field
>friend suggests we try to break some windows and shit to relieve some anger
>fuckyes.png
>hop over the shitty picket fence and get to work on some cars
>5 minutes in, broke a few windows and threw some rocks at this RV to put some dents in
>hear the RV door open
>ran as fast as we could
>whoever it was began chasing us, the most horrible noise
>best I could compare it to was a jockey from L4D
>adrenaline kicks in
>running faster than the trains that once would be on those tracks
>10 mins or so the noise is gone and me and my friend give eachother a look and stop
>check surroundings, we know where we are
>begin jogging home

Never was that scared, no idea what cannibalistic psycho may have been living in an abandoned RV lot space in the middle of no where collecting cars to put into this zone.';

'an we get a NOPE greentext thread going? I need a good spookin'. My story:

>Family going on vacation to Kentucky, we have relatives there
>Relatives actually live on a mountain, Deliverance style
>Not much to do, go out shooting
>Surrounded by woods, no neighbors to speak of
>Hear weird noise after taking a shot
>Whatever, plenty of animals in these woods
>Normal day, eat dinner, head to bed after it's dark
>Sharing room with brother, he's already asleep
>Hear weird noise outside, get up to check it out
>Don't see anything for a bit
>Notice some movement off to the right
>See something
>About four feet tall
>Human-shaped, black skin, long fingers, thin gray hair, hunched back, walking on two legs
>Limping as if wounded
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>Thing turns to look at me
>Eyes shine like an animal's
>Thing runs away on all fours this time
>Hands are shaking, can barely close window blinds
>NOPE. THE. FUCK. BACK. TO. BED.
>Shake all night, holding gun
>Didn't sleep for two days, when we went back up north';

'>Be me, 12
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Bed rapidly shaking, won't stop for hours
>Feel an overwhelming anxiety of being watched
>Begin to fall asleep because there is nothing I can do
>Suddenly feel a slow poke on my ribs
>Freak the fuck out, wake up at 12pm and everything was fine

Story from my dad:
>Moved to Las Vegas when he was in his early 20s
>Had a really cheap one-bedroom apartment
>Everything was fine for the first few weeks of living there
>Then suddenly one night while in bed he began hearing cabinets open and close violently
>The next day he heard the same thing, but this time there was also scattering all over the tile floor in his kitchen
>Every night it got progressively worse
>Once saw an alien-like figure standing at his door way and then suddenly disappeared
>Struggled from sleep paralysis too, but instead of being completely still he said he could move his arms and legs but he was being held down by a force on his chest
>Says he was afraid to go into that apartment every night and did everything he could to not have to go there

Recently he also told me that in his new place, he woke up to his TV on and a figure sitting on his couch and laughing at the TV. He also claims he is still occasionally visited by these strange entities.

Story from my mom:
>Using an Ouija board as a kid
>Ask when Armageddon was coming
>Board rapidly start spinning and she runs out of the room

And this wasn't the piece that was spinning, it was the actual board.

Demons have always seemed to have been interested in my family. I don't really experience that stuff, but sometimes I do have some strange things going on in my home that can't be explained.';

'>few weeks ago
>feeling blue the whole day for unknown reasons
>spend the whole day attending classes at university
>get back home and got the usual feeling someone's watching me
>used to it to the point it doesn't even bother me anymore (I'll speak about this later)
>shrug it off and yell REALLY FUNNY NOW CUT IT OFF
>sit in front of pc
>few minutes later I notice a shadow moving left-to-right on the wall facing the laptop
>meh
>I'm really tired, so fuck it, I just turn off the light and go to sleep
>weird ass dreams the whole time
>wake up out of blue after what it seems like forever
>2 a.m. on the clock so it means I just slept less than 2 hours, since I got on bed somewhere near the midnight
>I know something's wrong but can't figure what is it
>sit on bed and look around
>nothing but uneasiness
>then I hear a THUMP
>a souvenir moved on its own from the upper shelf and fell to the ground
>look at the goddamn thing still shaking on the ground
>yelling again OH OH REALLY NICE and at this point I'm just pissed, not even closer to get scared
>still yelling when I see who did all of this
>in the corner of the room I can see a blue-ish, tin and transparent mist and two big eyes, or at least that's what they seemed to me
>blue shining zephyr eyes
>look it in the eyes for few seconds
>STOP IT
>lay down on bed
>eventually managed to get asleep again
Now, little explanation needed. I've always lived like this, so no, I'm not RPing. I can see them and they know this. They just watch me most of the times, but time by time they move things or do some weird ass shit. Feel free to ask anything';

'>>37909416
Another one
>living in this house with two housemates
>the three of us in the kitchen taking a coffee break before head back to university
>talking and shitting as usual
>still talking while one of them suddenly drop the coffee's cup and screams
>wtf.bmp
>we ask wtf is wrong with him
>he answers that he saw a black shadow running from the hallway to my room
>we all laugh at him and he laughs too
>everyone laughs
>insidemyheartisbreakingmymakeupmaybeflakingbutmysmilestillstayson.mp3
>that motherfucker is inside my room and my housemate saw it
>go check my room pretending I forgot something
>nothing unusual
>turn back to go out
>with the tail of my eye see again the shadow bolting out of the door
>he was right it seems
>mfw
>get my shit together and go attend some classes
>nothing happened that day';

'>>37909423
>>37909416
Also another one greentext, this one is from my childhood
>around 14 y.o.
>going to sleep early in the night as usual 'cause school
>weird ass dreams during the whole night
>dreams turn out to be nightmares eventually
>do not remember what they were about but I remember I was scared af
>wake up screaming
>still 1 a.m and pitch black around me
>something's wrong, I can feel it in my guts
>look around the room until my eyes finally start to get used to the darkness
>now I notice it
>something really small is standing right before my bed, looking at me
>its like a goddamn silhoutte of a kid is looking at me
>a shadow darker than the night itself
>I start shaking and losing and the first reaction I got is to hide under the sheets
>feel something's touching me on my shoulder
>feel petrified but I gather enough courage to peek out of the sheets' fortress
>now it's closer and even bigger
>I can feel the cold now
>started praying for what it seems an eternity to me, but nothing happened
>that thing is not moving
>then all of a sudden it's gone, the feeling of dread and the cold disappeared at once like they were never real
>peek around again but everything's right now
>couldn't sleep again that night
This shit used to happen to me every single night for a long long time. Now I can only sleep with lights on and also that's how I got my sleep disorders.';

'>Around 3AM
>Home alone, wife still working late
>Unlock my door
>My door makes a loud click sound when you unlock it, kinda like when you click a finger but louder
>Close door and go get a beer
>Chillin' watching TV
>Click
>"Honey is that you?"
>No response
>Click
>Click
>Wtf
>It sounds like my door is being unlocked over and over
>"hOOneY iS thAt yoUU?"
>My exact words but fucked up, pitch is going everywhere
>O's, U's and A's are high pitched, everything else is like a wrestler who went through puberty 23 times
>Shit bricks
>Call the police and lock myself in my room
>Click
>It's my wife
>Sweet fucking relief
>Explain what happened
>She doesn't believe me
>Police come and look around the outside of the house
>Nothing but a weird face imprint on my bedroom window
>It was watching me in my bedroom
>Had CCTV cameras installed the next day
>Still makes me shit bricks to this day
>It was 2 years ago';

'>>37901319
/rk9/femdom fantasy';

'>>37846502
I work in this social care home field (I luckily am only helping the elderly now) and can confirm how true this is. I'll try to keep it SCW themed to stay /x/-themed.

>Tard #:
Winfrey-299

>Autism Class:
2:1, later 3:1

>Special Safe Space Procedures
Winfrey-299 MUST be kept in her room at all times, where her carpet has been removed and her bed is a durable foam that she cannot rip open. No soft, tearable objects are to be taken into her room. If Winfrey-299 is taken out of her room, special care must be taken that nothing is dropped around her, and nothing soft or loose is left unattended. Winfrey-299 is allowed time outside, but only under the close eye of 3 staff members. Preparation must be taken before Winfrey-299 is allowed to go to the bathroom, as staff members are required to empty all bins and remove all toilet paper before she enters.

>Description
Winfrey-299 is a 19 year old girl with severe Prader-Willi syndrome. This syndrome causes you to always feel a gnawing, unending sense of hunger. On top of this, Winfrey-299 has a Pica feeding disorder, which causes her to eat non-edible foods. During [Incident-445], a member of staff took out a bag of sugar to make tea for herself and Winfrey-299. Said staff member had become distracted for a few moments, to which Winfrey-299 proceeded to shovel handfuls of sugar into her mouth like a horse. This was one of her more normal incidents, with her routinely going through the bathroom's garbage to eat used toilet paper that hadn't been flushed (tards aren't potty trained). Her autism class was increased due to [Incident-458], where two staff members accompanied her outside on the field. Despite being within arms reach, this Large girl was able to tackle both of her wranglers away and began scooping chunks of dirt and grass into her mouth in a desperate attempt to end her hunger. The only known "cure" is to keep her sedated with a cocktail of drugs.';

'>>37909292
it was obvious, they aren't even written as greentexts, just a gay short story with meme arrows in front of every line';

'I found something while exploring the catacombs of Paris, /x/. It’s easily the most terrifying experience I’ve ever had. Me and three of my buddies back in the early 90s decided it was a must see experience on our holiday. It wasn’t like it is now with police and heavily restricted access. Sure, it still wasn’t legal to go in, but it was a million times easier to just sneak in and get by any blockades.

>We began our trek the four of us.
>Could feel the rush of excitement as we came up to the entrance of the catacombs.
>It was daytime when we went because we were a little too wary to attempt it in full darkness.
>Even in the light of day, no one really cared.
>The entrance was just a wall of blackness.
>It was like stepping into a boss fight in dark souls lmao.

We’d been planning this trip in advance for a while and asked all around the city looking for if someone was willing to be our guide. We thought it was a long shot and that someone would probably have to be stupid to accept the offer, but we did manage to find someone. It certainly wasn’t cheap though. It was a woman who we approached who told us she had a lot of knowledge about the catacombs and that she’d lived in the city for the majority of her life. Lucie was her name. One of my friends was a little hesitant and wanted someone with more expertise but for exploring a part of the catacombs we shouldn’t be? Yeah, that was never gonna happen.';

'>Lucie led us to an entrance that wasn’t known to the public.
>Took us to a sewer entrance.
>One of my friends, Jake, the one who complained about not having an experienced guide, was shaking like a leaf as we walked down the damp hallway.
>There were ivory skulls lining the wall as we made our way down.
>It was to be expected.
>Jake was visibly uncomfortable now.
>He was desperate to explore this place because of something to do with his thesis topic or whatever and he didn’t want to go alone.
>He looked to be really regretting it now.
>Me and Alex were in it for the adventure and Lucie was in it for the extortionate amount of money that we had to compensate her with.
>I think she was regretting it too.
>She was incredibly moody.
>She asked us if we brought any food and seemed to be in disbelief when we told her we hadn’t.
>She was offended at our lack of preparation.
>We told her that it would only be a short look around and that we could go an hour or so without having a bite to eat.
>She just ignored me.
>We spent about an hour with Lucie at the front of the group leading us.
>She had a really thick Parisian accent, but we got used to it pretty quicky.
>We seemed to be in a bit of a steady rhythm and then Jake chimed in asking her if she even had a map of the place.
>She ignored the question and abruptly put her hand up as if to say stop.
>We were taken completely by surprise.
>She snapped her head back over her shoulder to look at us and her headlamp flashed to our left.
>At that moment, I caught a shadow ducking around a corner we had just passed.
>I felt a knot in my stomach.
>Jake asked if he just heard footsteps.
>This place was getting to him.
>Lucie told us to calm down and that it was other explorers.
>Jake immediately rejected this claim.
>He told her that we had gone down a straight tunnel with no intersecting paths so if it was anyone else, they would have come in from the outside and wouldn’t have fled so quickly.';

'>I could see that Alex was clearly very frustrated at this point.
>He went over to Jake and put a hand on his shoulder.
>He told him to shut the fuck up because he was starting to give him a headache.
>Jake just silently walked back over to Lucie to follow her again.
>I dapped Alex up because I thought that shit was funny as fuck.
>Some time passed, and we just kept going.
>Must’ve been about two hours in to the trek and my stomach was really starting to rumble at this point.
>We occasionally heard footsteps every now and again but no big deal, that’s normal.
>Of course we’d hear other people exploring down here it’s a big, popular place.
>Lucie was acting more like a tour guide now and was talking to Jake about some bullshit to do with French culture and the nature of death and whatnot.
>Something about how the catacombs were built because there wasn’t enough room for the dead and that the spirits are restless because they never wanted to be buried down here.
>Oooh spooky. Whatever.
>Jake was lapping it up.
>Lucie asked us if we wanted to go left or right.
>Alex seemed really bored at this point and told her that she was the guide so she should be telling us.
>What a waste of money.
>Alex walked straight past Lucie and went to the left.
>I hurried to keep up with him.
>Jake frantically rushed after us too and Lucie slowly trudged behind.
>Out of nowhere, all of our headlamps went off.
>It caught all of us by surprise.
>Alex was startled and was like wtf how did they all break at once.
>Alex was usually so easy going so it was weird to see him so panicked.
>Suddenly, the sound of footsteps came back and sounded like an all our sprint this time.
>Alex let out a holy fuck and then started making a dash for the far wall.
>I ran to the wall closest to me so that I could avoid whatever was running towards us.
>When I ran to the wall, I felt some kind of force exerting over me like the wall was trying to suck me in.';

'>The footsteps stopped right by us with an abrupt thump.
>Alex wailed in pain.
>The footsteps started again and went past us and faded into the distance.
>The light from our headlamps returned shortly afterwards.
>Even with them coming back on, we could barely see anything at all.
>I noticed that Alex was now laying on the ground with this fists clenched tightly.
>His veins looked to be bulging out from his neck and he looked like he was straining incredibly hard.
>He started moaning about his leg.
>I turned my head down to his legs and shined my light over them.
>His left shin was completely fucked.
>It was folded unnaturally into what looked like an L shape.
>Lucie and Jake tried their best to make a splint out of what little medical supplies we had with us with as much haste as they could.
>I told them we needed to leave right now.
>Nobody protested at all.
>We just had one problem.
>With all the commotion of the footsteps and us trying to run to safety, we had gotten turned around completely and no longer knew which direction was which.
>I think Lucie just guess which direction was the right one and we followed blindly.
>It wasn’t long until Jake was asking for us to slow down and stop for a rest.
>We all obliged, feeling the strain on our bodies too.
>That wasn’t the only reason he wanted us to stop though.
>As we sat down, we saw him sat next to some markings on the ground that looked like hoofprints and a pile of shit.
>Ew dude what the fuck.
>He sat adjusting his glasses and went off into a spiel about some analysis he had done and something about the diet of whatever the thing was.
>Bro literally no one knows wtf you’re talking about.
>Alex was just silent; he hadn’t said a word since he hurt his leg.
>I said that we should get moving and everyone followed along.
>All of a sudden, we hear a voice piercing the darkness.
>It sounded like a child’s voice.
>It was calling out for help and asking if anyone was there.';

'>We all pointed our headlamps in the direction that the sound was coming from and there was a sharp turn there.
>The voice was coming from around the sharp turn.
>It called again and was asking to help find their dad.
>It said they’d lost him while they were exploring.
>Jake was not hesitating at all and was making a dash towards the voice.
>I told him to wait and just take a second to think rationally but he had already dropped his bag to the floor and ran over to investigate.
>Jake reached the corner and stared blankly for a second.
>He looked back over to us to tell us that there was nothing there.
>The second he finished his sentence, A large, gorilla like hand clamped over his face with a massive amount of force, covering his face in its entirety.
>We only briefly saw his limbs flailing from side to side as he was pulled right into the blackness.
>The room filled with the sounds of him being slammed against the ground and crushed.
>I heard a wet, sickening crunch that sounded like whatever it was had sunk its teeth into this spine.
>Lucie fight or flight had kicked in and she stood like a deer in headlights.
>I immediately rank to Alex who was begging for my help so that we could get away.
>I started carrying him as best as I could as he limped in a frantic manner.
>I shouted for Lucie again and again telling her to come with us, but she was completely frozen in place.
>I sat Alex against a wall much to his desperate protests and grabbed her arm which seemed to snap her back to consciousness.
>She looked around puzzled like she had travelled to another dimension, took one look back at us and then started sprinting for her life.
>That was our cue.
>I rushed back to Alex to help him back up and he told me we should’ve fucking left her.
>I told him that I wouldn’t stoop that low and we tried to follow behind her, but she was too fast, and we couldn’t keep up with whatever route she took.
>She had left us for dead.';

'>We rushed around an unfamiliar path that had a bend in it and just kept half running half limping side by side.
>Everything around me just seemed so surreal in that moment.
>We only had the one beam of light from my headlamp to help us along our way and it didn’t do too much to break up the sea of blackness.
>No matter where I looked, my gaze could not escape the sight of a skull somewhere or another around the catacombs.
>After what felt like a lifetime, we somehow came upon another explorer.
>Where he came from, I have no idea.
>It’s possible he used a different entrance to us or was in here before us but idk.
>I tried yelling at him while we were still moving at top speed, and he didn’t seem fazed at all.
>He tried greeting us cordially, but I didn’t have time for that shit and cut him off.
>I told him to move, that we had to run, that something was coming and that someone was already dead.
>I didn’t have time to stop for a breath and I guess I seemed like some psycho rambling about some hallucinations he had.
>He did his best to calm us and told us that the catacombs got to people like this all the time.
>I pretty much just collapsed to the floor, as did Alex.
>We didn’t have the energy to move anymore, especially as we hadn’t eaten for quite a few hours by this point.
>He tossed a thermos full of soup our way and we made quick work of it.
>My stomach couldn’t hold back its cries while I basically inhaled the contents of the thermos.
>After we were done, we told him that we weren’t safe here and that we had to move.
>He told us to relax and said he’d rest with us and look out for anything while we rested.
>It was clear that he didn’t believe us and was simply just humouring us in order to calm us down.
>I couldn’t keep myself awake.
>My body was way too tired.
>I jolted awake suddenly.
>I had no idea how much time I had been asleep for.
>I could hear the sounds of flies buzzing around.';

'>I flicked on my headlamp and reached over to wake Alex up.
>I had to stop myself from screaming.
>I put my hand over my mouth and leapt away from Alex.
>His skin was completely flayed.
>His bright red skin was just glistening in the light of my headlamp.
>I could see each and every muscle and tendon in all of their details.
>His eyes were bulging and looked towards me.
>His voice was incredibly weak and raspy as he tried to ask me for help.
>I couldn’t bear to look at him and made a mad sprint to anywhere I could get away.
>My legs were burning and even after my sleep they could still barely hold me up.
>I just kept going and going not even knowing where.
>I paused at the end of a fork and spotted a figure at the end of a hallway.
>Bright orange with a distinctly yellow helmet.
>The voice yelled towards me, but not in an intimidating way.
>It said my name.
>My full fucking name.
>The voice told me that I was safe and that they’d come to finally get me out.
>It told me that Lucie had gotten help, and he was going to lead me to the exit.
>Part of me wanted to believe it and run towards him but I wasn’t a fucking idiot.
>I turned the other way and continued to run.
>The voice shouted after me, pleading with me to come back.
>I couldn’t get that image of Alex out of my head as I was running.
>What the fuck happened to him.
>What could have possibly done that to him. The thing from before?
>I was wondering where Lucie had gotten to or if she’d managed to make it out alive.
>She seemed experienced enough and not too fazed by the weirdness of the place, so I guess she probably found her way out in no time at all.
>I just wished I’d dropped everything and followed behind her closely.
>As I ran and ran, I could tell that the darkness and claustrophobic nature of the catacombs was getting to me.
>I was really starting to fucking lose it.
>I got to the beginning of a long hallway and stopped dead in my tracks.';

'>>37846441
Black text black text black text black text';

'>I could see something looming at the end of the long hallway.
>A tall, barrel chested figure with horns on its head.
>I had no idea wtf was going on anymore or if I was just hallucinating what I saw.
>I had to trust my eyes.
>I had to turn and run back the way I came; I couldn’t risk it.
>I’d rather run towards the voice with the hope of getting out rather than that fucking thing, whatever it was.
>The bull creature was too fast for me.
>Even with the head start that I had on it, it gained on me like I was running on the spot.
>I just did the first thing that came into my brain in an effort so save myself from the same fate as my friends.
>I took off my head lamp and launched it to my left while I ducked into a path to the right and kept moving.
>Even if it only bought me a few seconds it was better than nothing.
>It worked somehow. I could hear its thundering hooves running in the opposite direction to me that were almost deafening with how much force they exerted.
>I collapsed against the wall and sat, breathless and wondering what to do now without my only light source.
>My ears were ringing, and I knew this was the end.
>In saving my life from that thing for a while longer, I had doomed myself to dying slowly and alone in the dark.
>It felt like the ceiling was getting smaller and smaller as the time passed by.
>I think my eyes were just playing tricks on me again.
>Idk how much time passed by after that.
>I started to hear footsteps.
>Fucking footsteps, just like we had heard earlier.
>Just as I thought any chances of surviving had gone, I had hope again.
>It was Lucie.
>She had come back with a group of four other people.
>I could only stammer, trying to tell her about the others but she told me to shut up and they practically dragged me back out to the entrance.
>It didn’t take that long.
>I had ended up fairly close to it in the end.
>After we had gotten outside, I had tried to thank her, but she refused to talk to me.';

'>She screamed, basically had a meltdown in front of these guys and told me to fuck off.
>She told me to never come back to her country and that I should’ve stayed at home instead of ruining her life.
>She wouldn’t even let me muster a sorry before she walked off and the guys, she was with looked at me like I had just slapped them all personally.

I tried reporting the disappearances to the police, attempting to leave out any details that might make them think I’m insane and have me locked away but the minute they heard the word “catacombs” they told me to get fucked. They told me it was a lost cause and that they wouldn’t risk anyone in there trying to save a few people. They said that if we were dumb enough to go in there to a part that wasn’t open to the public then we deserved everything that we got. So I went home alone. I felt guilty, I felt ashamed. I felt like I should be punished for what had happened, but the police weren’t interested. There was nothing they could do with me. Short of me telling them that I lured them in there and stabbed them to death, they were never going to punish me. I became a recluse. I was terrified of telling people I knew about what happened but none of them ever blamed me thankfully. That’s my tale /x/. It’s been weighing heavily on my mind for the last 30 or so years and not a day has ever gone by since then that I haven’t thought about what happened. It’s the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about when I got to bed.';

'>>37909635
it's so fucking easy to get these idiots to lick up slop and praise something from a website they claim to hate. I love posting plebbit stories in these threads and watching people lap them up as masterpieces it's so fucking funny';

'>>37909953
every single thread I post a few here and there and watch the newfags go crazy. sometimes I post a few bait threads and watch the flies stick to the shit';

'>>37909953
>>37909963
literally just add a fucking arrow in front of whatever dogshit prose they've put and it's suddenly a masterpiece';

'>>37878626
This one regularly gets people I know, who don’t believe in most /x/ material.';

'>>37909292
Explains why they're dogshit and completely absurd then.';

'>>37901207

The first time I heard a fox "screaming" outside of my house I thought a baby or toddler was crying outside at like 0300 in the morning. It scared me so much. It woke my wife up too. I was describing it to a lady I work with and she said it sounded like a fox and played the sounds for me online and that's what it was. I was glad a little kid wasn't getting murdered in my neighborhood.';

'>>37901207
>>37910430
Since we're discussing fox kino, I thought that's what I'd heard. Or at least that's what someone on some board told me it most likely was. Having heard them since, and online, what I heard didn't sound like any of them. This was like a robot impersonating a human who was impersonating a turkey. It was the weirdest fucking noise I've ever heard in my life.';

'>>37909292
Sir, please see my disclaimer here that I haven't even read them all >>37854361
I assume no responsibility for any green texts posted.';

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'>be me
>ass eater
>consume ass daily from hot babes
>one day, go camping with ass eating bros
>no homo
>sit around campfire
>discuss and pontificate ass eating
>suddenly
>woods go silent
>smells like ass (bad kind)
>weird looking girls shuffle out of woods to campfire
>big asses (good kind)
>"eat ass?", they inquire with voices that sounded like shitty AI interfaces
>yes
>me and bros start eatin ass
>hell yeah
>but wait
>ass I'm eating some ass (get it?? hyuck hyuck)
>ass starts to eat me
>be me
>live in russia
>tfw no face';

'>>37903701
Nice story, glad everyone was ok';

'>>37846441
>be me
>take piss
>wake up in bed
>it’s wet';