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String date = '05/06/24(Mon)22:27:10';
String comment = 'so, i recently broke up with the actual love of my life on complicated conditions, and i've been depressed as shit, i don't really have much more going on other than working out so a friend of mine took notice of that and told me to try tarot or universe magic or something along those lines.

i don't really understand the whole thing, but i believe in it and i thought maybe you guys would know about the whole "getting people back with magic thing", since i don't know many experts on the topic irl

can anyone explain how it works? if possible, maybe a demonstration..? i respect you guys' knowledge like i would any other teacher so i'm all ears, thanks in advance to anyone who replies'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37853500 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)22:28:22') {

'i know i sound desperate (i kinda am), sorry about that in advance';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37853516 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)22:31:24') {

'>>37853494
I don't know a lot about people and i don't know a lot about tarot either.
But if you get the fool's card , don't let it fools you.
;*D'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37853523 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)22:32:42') {

'>>37853494
Instead of all that shit call her or if you are a pussy text her, say a prayer before you do or something if you need a confidence boost to do it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37853529 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)22:34:01'  && image=='220px-Blue_circled_9.svg.png') {

'>>37853523
Or yeah that works too.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37853729 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)23:06:37') {

'>>37853494
love changes, instead of loving a person love some god'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37853808 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)23:18:03') {

'>>37853494
Getting a woman through magic is like getting a million dollars from killing somebody. The money isn't going to make you better off after what you've done.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37853828 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)23:20:47') {

'>>37853494
Jfc of all the things to use magic for. Getting back with some woman. Move on, loser.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856260 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:38:07') {

'>>37853494
>tarot or universe magic or something along those lines.
Your friend is actually, kind if like a modern day scientologist recruiter.
If you play with tarot and astrology, you always get bad readings.
So that you will pay for consultation to guide you to a good outcome.
Don't poison your mind with that stuff, try to actually grow as a person.
Maybe you can benefit from therapy or some kind of relationship counseling.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856273 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:43:24') {

'>>37853494
Move on.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856327 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:56:16') {

'>>37853494
Move on'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856375 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:08:49') {

'>>37853494
Get over it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856472 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:31:25') {

'>>37853494
kek u sound like my ex
get a better job and move out of ur dads house retard'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856524 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:43:41') {

'>>37853494
Hello, the secret of magic is working on yourself. Cringe? Maybe. Truth? Definitely.
But then again, all truths are but half truths. Your journey into the soul is deeply personal and it usually starts in pain. Inquire about philosophy, seek out veiled truths, reach into the darkness of your psychology... Find beauty on the other side.
If you really want a lead, start with Jung.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856612 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:57:43') {

'At best, you'll waste your time coping instead of healing.

At worst, you'll go down the rabbit hole and end up doing some byzantine solomonic magic and permanently ruining your life.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858415 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:10:51') {

'>>37853494
lose woman, then lose soul, nor worth.
Just talk to her, and if she doesnt want to, move on. Dont try to manipulate reality to your will.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858475 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:20:29') {

'I have been as desperate as you before, OP. My advice is to forget magic and superstition and work on improving yourself and your life. Go no contact with your ex and when you feel ready to move on, put yourself out there. Good luck. It's hard and painful but with time you'll feel better.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858738 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:54:51') {

'Luke 16:18
>Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859096 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:56:27'  && image=='IMG_3316.jpg') {

'Im sorry anon, that kind of shit is never easy, try to forget her and move on cause its probably for the best.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859143 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:04:40') {

'Why is getting women back a paranormal topic?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859422 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:57:12') {

'>>37859143
Because the average 4channer is a lonely mfer.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859630 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)19:33:44') {

'>>37853494
It’s hard anon I know. The feeling of dread is sickening. I wish you the very best and hope you find them or someone better.

I recommend affirming, I really do. Pray for people also who are in need and maybe they’ll pray for you too.

Ask yourself “would I date myself?” Be the very best person you can be and don’t let negative thoughts get in the way.

Don’t be desperate. They can smell it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859807 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)20:00:57') {

'>>37853494
She is never coming back and you need to get over it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859849 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)20:07:10') {

'>>37853808
What if that person was Pol Pot or Joseph Fritzl?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37860124 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)20:57:20') {

'>>37853494
I wish I had a solution that both of us could benefit from, anon. I'm beginning to think that it's futile to to try to get an ex back. I've been committed to semen retention and mindfulness meditation daily which has helped me cope and strive to be better since my breakup 7 months ago. At the end of the day, all we can really do is try to improve ourselves FOR ourselves only.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37860222 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)21:09:48') {

'>>37853494
I kicked my ex out of my house. I loved her at the time. If you go no contact they usually reach out once to see what’s up. If you’re distant and aloof or especially dating someone new she might try to rekindle something but after that it usually doesn’t work out again.

Like the other anons said work on yourself and improve your life. You probably know why she left. I would start there. If you’re okay with her sleeping with other guys and coming back to you after, improving yourself dramatically is your best bet to getting her back if that’s what you truly want. It can take years.

I had a married hyper-toxic hyper-sexual ex reach out to me after 10 years. I ignored the bitch.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37861559 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:59:15'  && image=='Screenshot_20231005_111756_Opera.jpg') {

'>>37853494

Nothing is too complicated. If you love her then go get her.

However
I broke up with my ex November 2022. I really thought my life was over. By far the most depressed I've ever been. But somehow I managed to dig out of it. I bought a house, got back into a profession I thought was lost to me, and manifested rekindling things with another ex and it's been going really well.

I never thought I'd ever be happy again but I actually am. I do miss my ex, but but in an agonizing way, but in that I'll think of a memory or inside joke and instead of crying, i smile now, and appreciate how much they made me grow as a person and as a partner.

The sad times still get to me, especially if I have too much sugar or no exercise. But overall I've made it, and you will too.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37861611 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:05:57') {

'>>37853494
The magic is ignoring her and from now on anytime you have a thought of her, just change it into a thought of her watching you bang other woman and find it funny. Seriously, she will be back in a month if you do this correctly.'
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