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class Thread extends Board {
public void /SRG/ Semen Retention General(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/SRG/ Semen Retention General';
int postNumber = 37855025;
String image = '1715064633390088.jpg';
String date = '05/07/24(Tue)02:50:33';
String comment = 'Hindus and Gnostics need not apply';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855045 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)02:55:33'  && image=='consecrated rose ruby.jpg') {

'>>37855025
I believe in us.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855056 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)02:57:32') {

'>>37855025
If you cut your penis off you can retain semen easier'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855057 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)02:57:35') {

'>>37855025
God bless you OP

WAGMI'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855062 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)02:58:39'  && image=='1714577389069658.jpg') {

'Millions must retain and meditate for 2 hours everyday';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855102 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)03:07:48') {

'>>37855057
May Christ rain down blessings upon us all!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855107 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)03:08:45') {

'>>37855025
>Gnostics need not apply
Why though? Granted most "gnostics" on /x/ are extremely retarded and have no idea what they're saying'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855129 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)03:14:44') {

'>>37855025
I genuinely feel great for anons taking this step, and reinforce it with the reminder that men are masters of the self. Not falling sway to deliberate attempts to degrade you is proof you are a red blooded man.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855147 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)03:18:50') {

'>>37855107
Gnosticism is a satanic religion that ironically breeds the opposite of knowledge and wisdom. Only through the Holy Spirit can true wisdom be obtained.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855180 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)03:25:01') {

'>>37855025
At last, there's a general was born. I was waiting all throughout the thread, searching for /SRG/.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855185 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)03:26:03') {

'>>37855025
Christ is KING.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855232 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)03:37:20') {

'Anyways to get the discussion started I’ve been going strong since I was baptized on the Saturday before Easter (Christ is the king of kings and the lord of lords). Attempts prior to baptism usually didn’t last very long but now it seems to be sticking as I would have to go to confession if I fail which I’d rather not do.

>>37855180
I was shocked that nobody had made a new thread after the last one ended.
>>37855185
He is risen!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855260 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)03:47:18') {

'>>37855129
Men are the most based creatures in this universe.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855347 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)04:12:33') {

'Imagine if every decent human being went on 6 months of SR? The fertility rates around the world would lock in to 2.00 and it would never move';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855359 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)04:17:55'  && image=='IMG_8767.jpg') {

'>>37855347
The next generation would be more powerful than any the world has ever seen.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855414 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)04:31:54') {

'>>37855025
Without pajeets, this thread gets million times better.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855419 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)04:32:58') {

'>>37855347
Guys would literally be based and redpilled.

>>37855359
Men specifically. The entire world would be based af.'
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}

if(Ray Peat && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855427 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)04:34:07') {

'>>37855359
Fat chance they are morons'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855471 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)04:45:52') {

'Day 27 I got so horny this morning that cum started leaking a little bit out of my cock without edging. Just a tiny little droplet, but what the hell? And it smells worse than before as well.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855487 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)04:50:13') {

'>>37855471
I think your dick is infected.
You should see a doctor about that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855517 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)04:56:49'  && image=='FNVHH_Character_Joshua_Graham.png') {

'Weird; I'm on 7 days and approximately 13 hours in on semen retention and nofap, and- for some reason I feel more clearheaded and less negative. I keep having thoughts of the Bible and having tears swell in my eyes as well. The past 7 months for me has been hell, and I reverted to being a full on coomer for months, but there is something beautiful about abstaining from masturbation.

I've also lost about 15 pounds in the last month and a half or so- which is nice. I kept looking at porn, but I didn't edge or jerk off- I told myself that I'm going to stop visiting /r9k/ and other explicit boards and stick to /x/, /lit and /ck/. Last time I looked at porn was 2 days ago, and I've decided to forego willful porn use as well.

I'm no Christian, nor do I intend to turn back to Christ anytime soon, but I would appreciate any anon's prayers as my mind has been filled with bad things for a long time.

Take care anon bros.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855538 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)05:02:04'  && image=='IMG_8762.jpg') {

'>>37855517
Christ misses you and will welcome you back with open arms. He loves you more than you can comprehend.

“In the same way, I tell you, there is rejoicing in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner who repents.” Luke 15:10'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855657 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)05:34:50') {

'>>37855025
This general kinda fell off desu. Day 27 here'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855706 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)05:48:35') {

'Day 61, I had a wet dream. was laying in bed and these two girls were talking about guy trouble. One comments how nice my dick is and begins giving me head. I finish and she comments its the biggest load shed ever had. I wake up and bam spilled. I had pants on and my hands were above the covers so not much I could have done outside of lucid dreamed a stop to her advances.

On another note the dream before was a marvel movie with paul rudd where his hair was constantly producing a waterfall of water while fighting crime or some shit. Not sure what the meaning of that was.

I can’t quite tell if I feel all that much different. Maybe a little more groggy in the morning. The good news is I still have no desire for porn. When I go out today i’ll see if I still have the magnetism and report back.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855720 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)05:55:14'  && image=='Lexapro-20-mg.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855735 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)05:59:47') {

'>>37855025
isn't it intresting that nearly every major religion despite being thousands of miles away and having no contact with each other have all written about the dangers of lust and and masturbation?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855867 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)07:13:15'  && image=='1711021261623678.jpg') {

'Day 10 Hail christ';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855875 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)07:18:49') {

'for some reason after relapsing and wanting to stop i keep telling myself to do it one more time, the mindset is like "well you've already failed so why not enjoy it one last time" but i know if i do i'll get dragged down into the pit again and it will be a cycle. kinda struggling with these thoughts';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855913 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)07:44:43') {

'Day 65. The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855989 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:16:44'  && image=='Meme 1.png') {

'Relapsed after a 40+ day streak. Feel like garbage as per usual. Main reason why I relapsed is due to focusing too much on any sexual thoughts that spring up in my mind. Doesn't help that I've enticed myself by watching content that contains sexual themes in them. Rest assured, I'll be staying clear of anything that contains any form of sexual content.

On a side note: Does anyone here have any tips on getting back to sleep throughout the night due to being woken up by boners during the night?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856102 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:50:49') {

'>>37855025
God bless the OP that made this thread. Be blessed my child.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856134 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:59:52'  && image=='1710598409594578874.png') {

'>>37855147
how is it satanic?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856149 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:04:30') {

'>>37856134
Anything pajeet related is satanic. Same with Islam and Judaism.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856172 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:11:05') {

'>>37855056
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856181 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:14:20') {

'Another wet dream yesterday, feel unmotivated and lazy but not as bad as other times. I've noticed every wet dream I have is 90% me lying on my back or the 10% lying on my stomach but never when I sleep on my side. I forget which book it was but it even said to not sleep on your back to prevent nocturnal emissions. I hoping to God this will stop them because I've tried everything and nothing has worked. I would love to never have wet dreams again, I hate them.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856205 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:23:20') {

'>>37856172
Basically what God is saying is stop simping for women and follow God. Based advice when you think about it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856209 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:25:46') {

'I've never had a wet dream, what do they feel like?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856234 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)09:32:25') {

'>>37856209
orgasmic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856353 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:02:53') {

'>be me
>relapse
>having urges again
how do i actually stop? i relapsed yesterday but now that i'm reminded the dopamine rush porn gave me, it's almost like i'm in withdrawal. it feels like an itch i need to scratch but i know it will make the problem worse if i do. pls help'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856360 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:03:56') {

'>>37855347
the biggest problem would be hypergamy though. until we go back to a period where good men marry good women and hypergamy can be controlled i can't see a solution.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856374 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:08:31') {

'I've noticed that when I go for a few days without, my mind becomes far more focused on myself and my immediate family and confidants. When I relapse, I waste time being way to sensitive to the petty crap people outside this circle say and do.

That's not to say there aren't important things to be concerned about outside of the self, but it seems like most of my energy goes towards improving my own situation and my families situation when I'm on a good streak. And when I'm on a binge, I'm wasting hours every day being frustrated by people who have no effect on my life.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856411 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:17:08'  && image=='1_uMcOeCZ_rCNh7jHNSqc4SA.jpg') {

'>>37855989
>Does anyone here have any tips on getting back to sleep throughout the night due to being woken up by boners during the night?
Waking up in the middle of the night is not unnecessarily unnatural in itself. If it was just the boner that was in an uncomfortable or something you should just be able to fall back asleep after you adjust.

Read up about different kinds of sleep cycles. If you find yourself awake and unwilling to sleep in the middle of the night due to the wakefullness, do something until you feel sleepy. You will probably want to go back to bed in less than 3 hrs unless you turn on all the lights and such. In theory you might end up with a sleep schedule which is something like 4-3-4, 4 hours sleep, 3 hours awake, 4 hours sleep.

Pic related, but this schedule I mention isn't in the image.
Waking up and being awake in the middle of the night for a couple hours was very common in history, iirc it even had a name.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856428 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:20:19') {

'Been a bit of a mess lately, constantly thinking about and looking at women, constantly clicking on lust provoking images on the blue boards. The urges are huge but I have managed to not relapse.
Though I don't feel so good, feels like I'm cheating on myself. I need to refocus and stop getting lost in fantasies.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856435 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:21:35'  && image=='c461d6ec3a877045028c9aa6e26db2d4.png') {

'>>37856411
Here's the schedule I mention visualized.
"Biphasic TED"

I should also mention that the more extreme schedules like "Everyman", "Uberman", "Dymaxion" aren't all that common to make work. Maybe they're good for some people. But I take all the schedules except the first three in this image with a large pinch of salt.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856560 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:49:36') {

'>>37856411
>>37856435
Aw sweet, thanks man. I've had this problem for a good while now & always thought it to be bad for you. Next time I wake up during the night, I'll preoccupy myself with something other than fantasizing about engaging in P.M.O. and/or sex.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856650 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:03:27') {

'>>37856560
I would use the time for some light hobby activity. Like reading, drawing, or music. It's probably a great time for meditation too. I probably wouldn't exercise, but I'm not going to rule it out actually. Your circadian rhythm is mostly controlled by viewing light in the early morning, so the key is that you perform the activities under mostly low light conditions. If you decide to use a computer, certainly keep the monitor on red-light mode and reduce the brightness. (It will also just feel easier on your eyes besides keeping your circadian rhythm intact.)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856660 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:05:27'  && image=='1710315219240218.jpg') {

'>>37855025
>Go to /x/ out of curiosity
>Think I'm going to find some conspiracy theory or paranormal type shit
>Seed retention thread is the first thing I see

What's the point of it? Not just this thread but retention in general. I don't see any sticky posts or any linked guides which suggests to me no one here really takes it seriously anyway'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856680 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:08:55') {

'>>37856660
OP was just an enormous faggot this time and didn't copy the previous thread intro. You can see it in the archive.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856699 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:11:14'  && image=='1713900803371954.jpg') {

'Okay now it's 63 days for real
FREEDOM and POWER never felt as sweet as honey as now
It really is the real present moment that counts

>>37856411
>>37856435
Uberman and the like ain't worth it for longer than a week (or unless you need to fix your sleep schedule) a year unless you really need to be alert and constantly be active thorough the day for some weird reason, but you may be better off changing your vocation or whatever that stresses you out like that
Ideally you really need proper ~8 hours of sleep at night, because it's only in sleep that your brain can flush out different protein aggregate garbage that accumulates to possibly give Alzheimer or Parkinsons or other neuropathies
Even if you can compensate for oxidative stress and inflammation and the like from sleep deprivation with diet and rest of healthy lifestyle, you won't clear the protein trash as easy

Also the historical occurrence of nocturnal awakening was a post-"natural" one - i.e. IIRC from developments of society and technologies somewhere until industrial revolution
Tho to be fair in the end it's quite subjective and what personally works - personally works, just know that that one isn't some universal primordial standard at all
t. sleep experimenting enjoyer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856710 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:12:34') {

'>>37856650
Good idea. I used to go out for a stroll if I woke up but I see that as too intensive for trying to get back to sleep. Reading something for a bit is the best solution at the moment.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856726 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:15:50') {

'>>37856699 (check)
>Ideally you really need proper ~8 hours of sleep at night
And to add to that, more important than the ~8 hours, is that you get the same period of hours almost every single night. Your body gets primed to sleep in a very specific schedule, and you need to nail it down +/- 1 hr for it to be the most effective.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856743 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:18:17') {

'>>37856710
During a several month long streak used to walk for 2 hours at a time with no clothes on, it was beautiful. Being with my mind, and going back home. For some reason I never feared getting killed, i was that care free'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856846 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:38:43') {

'>>37855025
Where is the thread copypasta faggot?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856852 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:40:11') {

'>>37855025
I failed miserably'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856919 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:52:36'  && image=='1405385537161.jpg') {

'>>37856743
I aspire to be at that level of power & elevation. You're right in regards to being care free on a long streak. I too was in that state of mind when I abstained for a few months some time back. It is beautiful.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856961 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:00:52'  && image=='1707014324485877.jpg') {

'I orgasm'd without ejaculating again yesterday. It was a good one, really close. Pls do not chase some insane body hack like me, it's very addictive and it raises the bar way too high in difficulty, I can do it right about half the time and my streaks are abysmally short now. Clean streaks is so much easier, day 2 of nonut, back to day 1 of nofap ughhh, determined to do long streaks again but it's so hard to get started when I have to contend with esoteric nonut orgasms. Did I mention it's way better than a regular orgasm? Fuck, pls do not make my mistake, way too hard. This is like nightmare difficulty for ascended masters or something.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857024 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:13:45') {

'>>37856919
Forgot to add, it was always at 2-3 am so nobody to judge me. But it was super cold, my hands would be frozen'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857047 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:16:53') {

'Friendly reminder that nocturnal emissions are the result of your sick, perverted mind/soul.
If you really want to pursue semen retention, stopping physical masturbation is just one minor step of the whole process. You must thoroughly cleanse your soul of evil stuff, and that's no easy feat.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857235 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:47:16') {

'>>37856961
I started playing the no nut game on the same nightmare difficulty as you did. I also struggle with it over a year in, I guess the good news is that I've developed the sexual libido of Rocco Siffredi.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857369 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:05:53'  && image=='1711368892337650.jpg') {

'>>37857235
Man I can't do this for a year. I have to do some serious weening. Clean streaks are the way to go. I can practice my nonut ejaculations on my future wife, much later after I've accomplished all my goals.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857379 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:07:29') {

'>>37857369
*nonut orgasms'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857449 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:17:23') {

'>>37857369
I agree. It's not really worth having to reset the no nut counter too often, as we forego the higher tier states of consciousness by doing so.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857493 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:26:12') {

'>>37856660
>entire world is basically energy
>the purpose of us existing is getting farmed for energy
>that's why the whole world is created with conflict in mind
>the higher the emotional response the more energy harvested, that's why negative things happen more often, cause people have bigger emotional reactions
>masturbation is one of the biggest waste of energies, Shame of people doing porn, Dopamine when ejaculating and while viewing, shame and frustration after etc.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857534 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:35:31') {

'>>37856680
Nobody reads them anyways to who cares. There’s also no need for guides. Just stop watching porn and jerking off. It’s that simple.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857543 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:38:36') {

'>>37857493
That's why the universe fucks you in the ass the best with the things that seem good to you. That's the best way it eats at you. It's literally just a daily cycle. We are all doomed. It is just a NPD manipulation tactic of cat and mouse with a bait and switch.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857711 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:13:14') {

'>>37855025
I tried semen retention, the most I've gone without is around 60 days. This is also when I had my first wet dream. Unfortunately, I did not experience anything other than more horniness at times. I was just as antisocial and unconfident as before. Anyone else have the same experience?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857724 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:15:39') {

'>>37857711
And Ok I had maybe a tiny bit more motivation than usual, but desu I think I would have a lot more if I managed to kick the phone addiction altogether than just the pmo'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857785 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:28:22') {

'Day 11: Had a "wet" dream last night, or at least what should have been a wet dream. I must have orgasmed in this dream at least 2 or 3 times. When I woke up though I hadn't spilled my juices.

Got back on Tinder for the first time in months, almost immediately got a match. I have a date planned for tomorrow and 3 other matches.

Holy fuck, only 11 days and this is happening? How does anyone go back?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857793 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:29:10') {

'>>37855025
As a user of Blue Eisenhower November, I've given some thought to SRG.

So, here's where I think SRG may have some validity.

Each time you ejaculate, that is a potential of souls.
Millions of potential people die out, who, in some MWI models, exist in other Universes.
There may be a karmic repercussion, if you ejaculate sperm of individuals that could have existed with high karmic payoff.
AKA, if you blow a load, and one of the sperms could/would have developed into a scientist that cures cancer or AIDS etc... or a war hero that saves a whole city, etc... then there may be a cosmic scale karmic debt, to you, the ejaculator who just wasted that potential soul.

Beyond that, SRG seems harmful at the individual scale, since it will technically increase risk of prostate cancer.

However, do you weigh millions of souls versus your own, in that situation?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857811 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:31:08') {

'Im uncut and I have gone three months on semen retention and witnessed first hand the beauty of it. After reading some stuff about non ejaculatory sex and tantra and kundalini yoga I’m wondering if it would perhaps be better if I was circumcised. Only reason I say this is because I think I get to close to ejaculating too often. I dont last too long in bed and I wanna just be able to give my girlfriend an orgasm for once without having to worry about busting too early or inside of her. Egyptians were circumsized because they believed it made them keep their vril and give them an upper hand sexually. I have friends who are circumcised and I know are better at sex easier and I’ve seen the fruits of their unconscious retention. Anyone here can shed some light if being circumsized is better or not? What do you think bros?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857842 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:36:49') {

'The benefits of magnetism and motivation are real. Problem is, SR makes me unbearably horny - and since I have zero social life and don't know any girls, it just becomes acutely painful until I inevitably relapse. If I had a real life girl I wouldn't have this problem. Just... what do bros? I want to stay the course but it's so miserable with no outlet. Currently day 13. Longest streak was 63 days.

Like what do I do? For context early 20s, fit, handsome, tall. I just never go out and never see or talk to anyone.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857850 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:38:29') {

'>>37857842
Remove triggers to remove horniness. It's bliss once you stop being horny all the time'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857853 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:39:08') {

'>>37857842
Meh, actually I'm more like 6/10 facially and 6' tall. I have no mental road map of how to land a honey from years of neeting and porn/video game addiction.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857867 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:41:39') {

'>>37855025
>Hindus
tf? they fucking invented semen retention
>>37856149
oh, op is just retarded'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857872 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:42:45') {

'>>37857842
>>37857850
>>37857853
SR has taught me to bide my time and control my sexual impulses. I could retooon for months if there was a realistic prospect of sex I could take steps towards.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857884 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:45:06') {

'>>37857785
Good luck brother and have fun on your date! May God bless you!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857893 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:46:56') {

'>>37857793
SR does not increase the rate of any kind of cancer. That claim comes from a single study that had a terrible methodology.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857913 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:49:33') {

'>>37857884
Thank you bro, hoping everything goes well since I've never actually been on a date before. I'm not an overly religious man but this feels like divine intervention. Definitely going to be rereading the gospels if all goes well.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37857925 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:51:29'  && image=='1676994687288847.png') {

'I went on a massive coomer bender playing the game Free Cities.
It doesn't have any imagery at all, just text and descriptions. But it was absolutely devastating. I don't feel like playing it any more at the moment. Still better than 3d porn I guess but ehhhh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858258 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:47:58') {

'>>37857785
I have never understood how most anons here occasionally have wet dreams and sometimes more often after starting SR.
I've had like half a dozen dreams in my life that featured the sexual act itself and even those didn't make me spill a drop.
Also I don't really like that sort of dream, the best ones by far being the completely platonic ones with minimal "physical" contact. But even those are a symptom of the disease called gnostic based romanticism that most of us here in the west invariably suffer from, therefore being dangerous for different reasons.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858379 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:05:00') {

'>>37855025
Never lose your energy to yourself or to a woman bros. Learn self control.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858536 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:28:35'  && image=='1667054764071303.gif') {

'SR is great but what makes it so enthralling is the fact that the establishment hates it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858552 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:30:41') {

'>>37855025
the only ones who do this seriously are tantras so hindus lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858737 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:54:43') {

'Was walking along a couple, the whore was laying on the mans lap/cock, i was staring down the 'man', he starts laughing as he looks away to make himself not feel so insecure. Bitch starts laughing aswell, i never even looked at her.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858795 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:02:47') {

'>>37858737
I think they were laughing at you, anon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858904 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:25:53'  && image=='qi.png') {

'>yi jin jing training
>don't have sex otherwise your will lose qi
>sex=losing qi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858921 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:28:09') {

'>>37855347
>no indians, chinese or africans born for 6 months
>world is healing
based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858926 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:28:35'  && image=='IMG_8772.png') {

'>>37858904
Doesn’t Qi awareness/consciousness? Big if true.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858930 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:29:09') {

'>>37856411
sleep on your right side, not on back and expecially not on stomach'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858935 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:29:36'  && image=='IMG_8740.jpg') {

'>>37858926
>>37858904
There’s supposed to be a ‘mean’ between Qi and awareness'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858955 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)17:33:53') {

'>>37858926
qi can turn into shen which is spirit/consciousness/mind
so yeah drolling coomer pic is correct'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859128 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:02:11'  && image=='IMG_8704.jpg') {

'>>37858955
So is qi more like the ‘animating principle’ of all things?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859293 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)18:33:33') {

'>>37859128
qi is the fuel or electricity moving the machine(the body) shen is the intention how and where to use it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859784 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)19:56:54') {

'>>entire world is basically energy
>>the purpose of us existing is getting farmed for energy
>>that's why the whole world is created with conflict in mind
>>the higher the emotional response the more energy harvested, that's why negative things happen more often, cause people have bigger emotional reactions
So the plot of Jujutsu Kaisen

>>masturbation is one of the biggest waste of energies, Shame of people doing porn,

I'm assuming the "powers that be" or whatever are responsible for the energy harvesting and are the ones causing negativity in order to get it. Wouldn't masterbation be a GOOD thing then since if we become less efficient energy sources because of that, they'll be a less incentivized to spread negativity?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859818 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)20:03:01') {

'>>37859784
die jew'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859830 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)20:04:54') {

'>>37856353
You're supposed to go just a little further than before after each relapse.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37860073 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)20:51:08'  && image=='IMG_2197.jpg') {

'>>37858258
The one I had the other night felt as real as reality. The entire bj start to end and even afterwards. I know it took my demons a serious amount of energy to pull it off. I’m impressed but unfortunately for them I feel better than ever.

I hit the gym hard today after work then scarfed down 4 eggs, steak, and some fish for dinner. Then took a zinc supplement, magnesium, and a lil sumthin extra for vitality.

Come get some you fucking demon cocksuckers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37860679 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:23:58'  && image=='1694478233750676.jpg') {

'any other 2 weeks anons feeling like hot garbage on a stick for some reason';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37860719 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:31:32'  && image=='IMG_8741.jpg') {

'>>37859784
Did you not see the part of the OP where I said that Gnostics need not apply?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37860725 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:32:56') {

'>>37860679
I’m at ~5.5 weeks but I’ve been feeling really tired lately.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37861066 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:36:22'  && image=='043.jpg') {

'>attempt nofap this time by denying absolutely all thoughts of horniness
>start randomly exploding full body orgasms
interesting'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37861088 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:40:26') {

'I am god';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37861306 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:19:03') {

'>>37855025
Guys, I started experiencing something that I've never felt before. It only happened 3 times me being hit by electricity when I touch metals. I told that to a friend and he said that when I gave him a coin piece, he felt electricity.
What blew my mind is that last night, before sticking my phone charger to the outlet, my phone started charging for a sec and stopped.
Thoughts?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37861353 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:28:28') {

'hey bros, i'm on day 47 on no fap and now i have succubuses and incubuses larping as my furry porn folder
wat do'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37861762 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:28:48') {

'63 full days... reality is whatever i want it to be.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37861779 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)01:31:04') {

'>>37861306
What day are you on?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862013 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:20:06') {

'>>37855025
Reached day 32 as of today. Youtubers all say this is when I'm supposed to feel superpowers and get mires but as expected this has yet to occur. I'll cope and continue until day 90 but if I see no improvement I'll consider this bs

And before I get the lecture on "improving other areas" what do you think I'm doing? I struggle with pretty bad social anxiety and depression, genetically passed down thanks to my mom's side who all underachieved and committed suicide. I'm still young (24) healthy and trying to be more active, but I have no social life yeah. I was kinda hoping retention would help quash the anxiety so I can have friends, and I do meditate and listen to subliminals. Do not fucking tell me I'm wrong if it doesn't work after day 90.

Yes, I do want it to have magical effects and bring people and opportunities into my life. If it doesn't, then I genuinely see no benefit. If my MENTAL STATE remains the same that too means it failed. If my attitude is bad then oh fuck golly gee well jacking off isn't the problem then, is it? It's the attitude. So I'm clearing off potential variables.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862025 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:25:59') {

'>>37861306
You’ve got a superpower anon, well done.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862036 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:29:21') {

'>>37862013
Your angsty attitude is why you aren’t improving. Your anxiety isn’t going to magically go away, you have to actually put yourself in situations that make you anxious.
>I quit bashing my head into a brick wall and it didn’t give me superpowers >:{{{{ I guess I’ll just keep bashing my head into brick walls then >:{{{
^ that’s you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862096 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:58:50') {

'>>37861306
Dude will be Boeinged'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862243 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)03:55:23') {

'>>37855347
lol what?
Wars would breakdown. The sort that makes ww2 looks like a play fight.
Not everyone going to disapte their sexual energy toward productivity. It would just fuel their angers which they directAt whoever and whatever.
It’s enough that we keep it among ourselves, people who know how to manage the extra energy.
Fuck everyone else'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862301 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:14:05') {

'Most thoughts, feelings and sensations are recurring patterns, once you understand this you will be able to control yourself better.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862459 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)05:03:39') {

'So God is gonna give me powers if i don't touch my dick?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862464 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)05:04:43') {

'>>37861066
>>37861088
>>37861353
>>37862441
>>37862459

Samefag pajeet. Keep coping faggot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862481 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)05:12:54') {

'>>37862464
>1088

I am god + I love SR'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862509 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)05:25:28') {

'>>37861779
>>37862025
I don't count and it has been a while, but I've been edging and looking at porn from time to time, which I really struggled with will power wise.
3 weeks ago, I made a "magick drink" from my granduncle's grimoire, I don't know if it's placebo or not but I've became closer to God, my mind can't develop lustful thoughts and my eyes became kind of blind to all the softporn that pops up.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862540 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)05:41:27') {

'>>37862497
>/pol/
you are hated on all boards visajeet and irl, noone likes pooskins'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862554 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)05:46:47') {

'>if you're on sr you gain dominion over electromagnetism
Big if true.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862650 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)06:21:17') {

'>>37855025
Outlawing Hindus made this general good again. Good. Keep it up.

Fuck pajeets.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862771 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)06:59:08') {

'>>37861306
Might be because of the solar flares. The sun is evolving us, you have a neat quirk I'm jelly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862806 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:07:47'  && image=='1693248410738090.png') {

'Woke up, had a boner for an hour that wouldn't go down. Bad start';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862815 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:09:20') {

'I just made a small connection.
Think about the porn bots on twitter, that made a big spike in appearance after Elon and allowing more free speech.
If you don't use twitter you probably didn't notice anything, and even now the bots are usually hidden in the "may contain explicit replies"-section. But in the past they didn't even really exist.

Just like the porn shills here on 4chan, they pop up wherever "they" feel something might happen.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862825 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:11:02') {

'I tried this for a month and a bit, I felt no different than I do cumming whenever I get the urge. I swear you guys just don't eat good diets and so the retention helps you feel better because you aren't depleting the precious little nutrients your body has. Eat more steaks and avacados, eggs, and nuts. You'll get the same benefit. Add a healthy lifestyle with regular workouts on top and I bet you'll feel even better.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862883 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:24:15') {

'>>37862697
>Pajeet trying to steal Amazon money.

NGMI'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862942 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:46:43'  && image=='1690528077635745.jpg') {

'Time to go walk off another boner. One of those days';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862966 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:55:29') {

'>forgot to post my copyasta
>Father, i come to you a sinner

I figured it out. It's all about transcending through the material world, full of demons, trying to get you submit through the fear of whatever it is they wanna tell you that you'll be damned if you dont comply with. What's the one commonality between all great men of history? They transcended the material through the meta-physical. They didnt gave in to their fears. We all have these fears. THINK ABOUT IT. Most men submit to their fears. THEY LIVE IN PASSIVITY SCARED TO TELL THEIR FEAR "GO FUCK YOURSELF" That's all it comes down to. It has nothing to do with money, women, power or status. Forget about the fame. The only thing we should worry about is being glorious to ourselves. Because in the end nobody gives a fuck. This all ties back to SRG because its the same thing; Through the overcoming of your demons and fear of being scared of what will happen to you if you dont submit you transcend it. It was all written 2k years ago. "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil for I know you are with me" fuck I'm tearing up writing this. This ties back to our great men. I will give my own anecdote: Everyday scared to walk to my elementary school because I knew I had a chance to fucking die there (my own bullshit). Scared to walk to my Highschool because of the fear that I will be killed. But I went there anyway even though I knew I had a chance to be killed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862994 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:04:39') {

'>>37862825
A month is definitely good if you’re a chronic fapper. Your sperm hasn’t even had time to fully mature yet. True SRers know everyone is different. For me personally the first two months is just getting over urges after that that’s when the benefits flood and the world starts being good to you. It’s a general consensus that six months is when you start to tap into the iceberg of god mode'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863055 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:22:29') {

'>>37862942
Based walker'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863068 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:26:37') {

'Is it possible to achieve a stage where you an watch pornographic imagery or videos and not feel aroused?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863074 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:29:39') {

'>>37863068
Yeah, I'm already there. What I feel looking at porn that used to turn me on, is sheer disgust. I see animal-stage humans indulging in purely physical behavior with zero passion behind it, they're just humping each other mindlessly.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863077 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:31:11') {

'>>37863074
Also I think it was Ramana Maharshi (or maybe it was some other mystic) that said "what is it when two bodies rub together?" I repeat this question to myself over and over until I realize just how stupid this whole thing is.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863095 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:37:00') {

'>>37862994
I felt no different at all though. Anything else I have done in life I notice some change after a month of doing it, but not this.. I'm sure if I went for six months and said the same thing, somebody here would reply, ah yes but a year is the magic point where miracles occur, you just need to hold out longer.

Eat a good nutritious diet, don't jerk off chronically, and workout regularly, that is what makes me feel great. Not jerking off for a month and week or two, made bad at sex too, I was too eager to nut and selfish, and even the second time I didn't last as long as I usually do when I just jerk off once every few days or so.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863104 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:40:19'  && image=='1685298010711.jpg') {

'>>37863095
I'm not calling you a liar, but I want to know why every guy that finds it easy months receives no benefits and then guys that find it difficult to go a week see benefits after three days
You have to be doing something wrong, or are actually lying
Something is wrong, that's all I'm saying'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863125 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:49:01'  && image=='1160506628729.jpg') {

'I've been hooked on flesh videos since I was 11. Its difficult for me to abstain, but when I do I get vivid dreams, people are receptive to me, and I get dopamine hits just talking to my family.
When I edge however, I dont get any kind of benefits.
My longest streak is 2 weeks. I've been trying to do this for maybe almost a decade and i've never broken a month. Very difficult.

Today is day 1 again. Even though I KNOW the benefits, because I can actually see them and feel them, I still fall to my animal self. Disappointed in my willpower.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863129 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:50:09') {

'You're going to stop looking at porn.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863130 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:51:15') {

'>>37862933
I have a girlfriend. Unlike you, pajeet.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863269 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:35:56') {

'>>37863125
Best of luck brotherman.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863362 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:58:49') {

'Is 26 too late to make it?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863433 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:17:36') {

'>>37855471
this happened to me too today
im not sure if this is a good sign or not...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863459 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:22:52') {

'>>37857711
yea its really not as white and black as many people report here, ive had so many bad days on sr, its probably also the reason why i keep cooming, bc the results were just lacking, if i became superman i would think twice about cooming, but i did not just not become superman i had legit many bad days, and then when i coom i did even feel good the next 2 weeks... i didnt go back to full time cooming but i didnt go total monk mode either'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863469 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:24:28') {

'>>37857811
>and I know are better at sex
lmao you had sex with them?

>>37857842
>The benefits of magnetism and motivation are real. Problem is, SR makes me unbearably horny - and since I have zero social life and don't know any girls,

>benefits are sureal
>b bbut im still actually an antisocial sperg'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863471 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:24:54') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863477 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:25:45') {

'>>37862933
>>37862697
>>37862497
>>37863445

My fucking God. Why are pajeets so insufferable? These people are cancer.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863492 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:28:15') {

'>>37863068
yea i feel like this after i jerk off'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863494 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:29:00') {

'>>37863477
They are driven by intense jealousy against the White man, mostly because they keep being rejected by White women. That literally explain 99% of online pajeet behavior, they are pathetic subhumans'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863506 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:31:02') {

'>>37855025
Going for 2 weeks now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863515 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:32:26') {

'>>37863362
No nigga your brain is just now solidifying. You’re gonna be 30 and then 40 and then 50. At 50 you’re gonna wish you were 40. Do it NOW. ITS NEVER TOO LATE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863641 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:02:44'  && image=='IMG_3133.jpg') {

'I don’t know if anyone here shared this before but this video is the shit!

https://youtu.be/HGvXP-x4TL4?si=-f82ClsgktP9APua'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863697 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:15:34') {

'I AM GOD

>captcha YEGOD'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863873 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:58:15') {

'>>37863111

I’m somewhat sensitive to DHT and prolactin, so cooming basically destroys my hair. Shedding on SR is either cortisol or high test.

>>37863095
>>37863095

Some guys say having sex while doing SR boosts the benefits and shoots up your testosterone. You could try karezza.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863897 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:02:14') {

'>>37863477
They are inferior subhumans grown in a culture that catered to them.
When they go online they expect the same, but then get with reality of how repulsive and inferior they truly are.
Then they rage.
It’s a classic inferiority complex, which manifest itself in rage against their superiors (it can be white Asian
whatever)
>>37863512
Oh god no a tatto? Wow
Meanwhile Indian women here are open pussy buffet for anyone who is not smell like curry'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863907 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:03:48') {

'>>37862697
lol even Reddit makes fun of you
REDDIT!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864079 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:38:26') {

'>>37863946
Fuck off you fucking septic tank
>>37863914
Oh god no, porn? Wow
>>37863918
lol you seem angry.
Again they can be anyone
People who got scammed by poos
People who watched video about poos scamming
Workers losing jobs to visa saaars
Women who had to deal with smelly jeets hidden on them
Everyone hates walking septic tanks'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864121 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:45:24') {

'>>37863888

Yeah, SR does help, and not just with that but with anything. You could be suffering from acne scars and it'll heal those faster too. Because you have more life force, and life force heals. Basically at all times you're either moving towards eternal life or eternal death. That's why you can't be lukewarm. You gotta make the choice because these are polar opposites and you will always lean more into one than the other'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864166 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:52:18') {

'>>37863641
Although he's a bit of a meme, he is the one that introduced me to SR, and for that I will be eternally grateful.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864247 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:03:10') {

'>>37862994
Is this guy for real with this timeline? Can anons with experience of long clean steaks chime in?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864385 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:25:24') {

'Im about a month in now, I dont want to sound cocky but I think another month will be ez. Something feels different

A while ago I was out with friends and I saw a really degenerate comic, it was a fat guy drawn in a nu-western cartoon style that queers always use, naked with a banana for a dick, jerking it off with a stupid expression on his face. The image disgusted me to my core, I realized thats what I look like when I jerk off and how "they" want us to be. I wish I could find the book cover because its unironically made me quit. Like I cannot properly explain how badly this image shook me. I did pray to God and ask him for the strength to quit as well, so between those 2 things I feel free

That aside, I feel a bit different. More passionate, so I have higher highs and lower lows. I feel my wants a lot more clearly and Im more driven to attain them, but I also get really pissed off and very frustrated a lot quicker too.

Im trying to ease up on alcohol at the same time which is a lot on my plate at once.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864517 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:46:51') {

'>>37862036
oh so, exposure therapy? That's not SR. So, the solution to my problems is exposure therapy and not SR, thank you for clarifying exactly what I fucking said'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864873 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:38:36'  && image=='IMG_4766.jpg') {

'>>37864517
Ah, so if you know what you need to do then why haven’t you done it? Do you prefer to just whine on the internet rather than solve your problems? That’s fine, you’re free to whine about whatever you want, but don’t do it in my thread.
Here’s an addendum to the OP: whiners need not apply.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864953 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:50:13') {

'>>37862013
Youtubers are the last point of pristine knowledge and how things are? You get ”superpowers” according to them and mires, people MIREYING you? So you just wish for acceptance in the end?

This is your mental block and the main-motivator of abstaining, not wanking your dick & oogling the porn that was so sweet. What could be better? The fucking world MIREYING you and the clowns on that shit jewtube, they are right. This is what you put on your contract of life for now what you demand or else, you go back to your hand and porn. That will do it! That will feed and satisfy your twisted desires (of course you want more, is this life? Life should be more more bing bang wohooo yippeee crazy feel good-stuff)

No, no, no. You have to respect the SR. If you do it, it’s not your little tool to get your dark twisted desires and then be over with. You commit to it and it gives you shit. Baw fucking baby, pain, suffering no good feeling, my peepee hurts or maybe it feels just different, like strange. Momma, give me a tit so I can suckle it and feel like a little new born baby. Mommy, my peepee, ow. Get a grip. You think we live in a marvel movie? Christ allmighty. Superpowers. Fucking superpowers. What the fuck would you do with ”superpowers”? Only to get your dick fun and satisfying to your deep dark desires where you are the top guy just because. You know it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865128 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:14:29') {

'>>37864953
KEK. You are the personification, of a post, of my daily thoughts.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865150 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:17:27') {

'>>37864247
Bumping for answer'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865161 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:19:16') {

'>>37864385
nofap is easy, i seriously dont understand why people make a big deal out of it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865190 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:23:44') {

'>>37864247
i did it for 8 months
in that time i stopped smoking pot after 10 yeras
fixed my family relationship
started my gym journey
got over deppresion
but it had nothing to do with nofap but with the things mentioneed aboved, that was just something i happened to be doing at the same time as I wanted to overcome my deppresion so I made sure to tackle every possible candidate for the cause now im back to masturbating and only do short streaks but its been 5 years and the deppresion never came back so
i mean if you look at it biologically the whole process of spermetogenesis is about 90 days so i guess thats the baseline for real effects'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865210 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:28:51') {

'Satan tried to lure me away by tempting me to watch porn, to which i have, but for like 10~ or 15~ minutes total, i was watching closing tab then opening again. I didn't fap, but used my shame as motivation to work out for 2 or 3 hours straight. Nice try satan, you've made me stronger.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865214 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:29:52') {

'>>37855025
>New work schedule has left me with more free time at odd hours of the day
>Start jacking off more out of boredom since my friends are all at work and I have nothing to do
>After a bad couple of days decide to do a cycle of nofap
>No porn for at least 3 days
>Start marking lewd animations and anime clips cropping up on YouTube as "not interested"
>Feelsgoodman.oldmeme
>Get home form work around 8 am, shower eat breakfast, go back to bed as usual
>Have a very vivid dream of being turned into a girl
>Looking at myself naked in the mirror of a hotel bathroom
>I still have a fully erect penis, but whenever I look at my face it's that of an anime girl with glowing blue hair
>Squeeze my small tits and think "these need to get bigger"
>Go lay down on the floor and find a wallet filled with money and a note from the people that did this
>Note is in gibberish but implies this isn't a permanent transformation, but can be made permanent with added benefits, like further customization of my female form and connections to powerful men in society
>Hear someone coming and reflexively turn back into a dude
>Two male scientists walk in, but I get the impression they've also experimented with taking on female forms themselves
>They ask me what I think of the deal as they both walk into the bathroom
>Flustered I tell them that I decline and try to say that if they tell anyone about this I'll kill them
>Can't get the words out so I decide to just kill them right then and there
>Tackle them into the bathtub and snap one of their necks, start stabbing the other with a tooth brush
>Wake up
So that was definitely demons/a physic attack right? Gonna double down on this cycle, and quit gender bender hentai cold turkey.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865253 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:38:08') {

'>>37865128
Honestly, that chump is all that’s wrong with sr (not counting the shills paid and bought for shitting SR, only a midwit and below give any notice to the shills coming to these threads doing their work). Expecting to do so many days and then some magic should be guaranteed to happen. Fucking idiots. This powers you up in your everyday life and is not the answer and solution to fucking everything. However, it’s crucial and the key, but those retards who think it makes them fly or shoot laser from their eyes, they better waste no more time and go back fucking themselves fucking coomer cum brain cancer.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865272 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:41:35') {

'>>37864953
Incredibly giga based'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865293 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:46:40') {

'>>37865253
I will shot lasers from my nipples, you can't stop me. SR will grant my wish.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865324 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:51:14') {

'>>37865293
That's right man, follow your dreams. Even if you fail you'll at least contributed to mankind by confirming for all it can not be done, and that's priceless'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865368 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:59:31') {

'>>37865293
Thats nice. Very concrete and simple. I was planning to see the next lottery numbers that give me millions and after some goody times it’s time to get serious and I’ll be the next Hitler but better, I will fix the world just by retaining, all I did was sitting on my ballooning ballsacks, magic followed.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865377 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:01:34') {

'If you don't stop with this shit you're gonna manifest a sr god.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865396 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:05:12') {

'>>37865161
It's a kaleidoscope of grandeur, like it happens with the shallow portions of many religions. It's also not unlike an addict's chasing the dragon. They retain, thinking it has some value because it's difficult to them, and then get stuck with the idea of worth due to accumulation, a kind of sunk cost fallacy. I'm not saying it can't work, any spiritual practice can, properly done, but most people don't seem to be doing good with this.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865413 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:08:29') {

'>>37865377
To slay Lilith that was created by the cooming fappers.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865420 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:10:14') {

'>>37865396
We're not most people'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865429 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:11:05') {

'>>37864166
What’s so memey about him? I have been enjoying his videos so far'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865481 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:20:10') {

'>>37864247
I can only speak for myself as I’ve only had two 50 something day streaks and one 80 something day streak. The first two streaks were very sporadic. My energy was all over the place. I would feel super great one day and down bad horny the next. On my last longest streak the same thing happened but this time something clicked around day 60-70 and things just started going right for me left and right. It was like I was lucky but I was also making my own luck by just being a pleasant person. Being on a higher vibration opens a lot of doors I guess. Towards the end I felt as though god favored me and was telling me that all my dreams would come true if I kept going. I’ve been wanting a house on land for the longest and there was this burning inside that just told me it would be mine if only I traded something in return (lustful indulgence) I ultimately failed because I thought I was on such a high vibration that nothing could bring me down, I went out had a drink, one drink led to three, led to being possessed and trying to find a gash to release into. Pride before the fall. This time Ive learned my lesson and 10 days in so far. Feeling better already almost like I retained some of my power from my previous streak'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865589 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:39:53'  && image=='1711826403970022.jpg') {

'Should pubic hair be trimmed or let it grow out?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865653 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:51:58') {

'>>37865589
No need to trim since you wont be using it anymore + personally retaining is easier with longer hair'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865696 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:00:06'  && image=='1678142160179045.jpg') {

'>>37864873
>my thread
BAHAHAHA
now I see your pretensions are in full force here. I'm not whining, I'm trying to explain why SR doesn't do dick for most men who will come here thinking it will solve their problems when it's obviously WAY down on the list of things they need. So stop advertising it as self improvement because it really isn't. It does nothing and what fixes people's issues are the same things that any pragmatist with common sense could tell you, not holding in your cum. That's so blatantly retarded'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865733 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:08:46') {

'>>37855025
I dont believe in SR simply because of the damage it does to the prostate. Semen is a poison that should simply just sit in the body. It's meant to be released. Like feces. That's why every morning I stimulate myself to release. I dont think about anything sexual or watch pornography, both are poisons. Its simply a mechanical function I perform for my health and then I move on with my day'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865745 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:11:05') {

'Fucked up everything yesterday, 45+ days wasted, lighty skin/eyes,empathy, magnetism,people looking at me and smiling in a good and positive way, all are gone... Almost lost my life because of heart stroke, fuck my self , so hard to master him, every time he gains the control he drug me to sin and death...Please god, give me strength,Amen.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865758 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:13:22') {

'Mental illness.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865778 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:17:07') {

'>>37865696
The old words spoken: you do you. No one stopping you to go fuck yourself, in other words, go watch porn and masturbate. Then focus on some shit pills or self pity how your destiny is settled as a miserable bastard and no can do. You’re not to blame any of it, only everything else. If not cooming doesn’t make your wishes come true, like you don’t become a god, then it’s all useless. Simple as. But I and many others disagree and we do we. Nothing you write here changes that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865994 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:59:40') {

'>>37865161
if youre an asexual monk as a personality it really is but if you actually like cooming and boobs it is really boring and it gets tiresome'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866103 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:24:02') {

'Anyone noticed that the Indian guy posts got banned for posting porn here? All of his posts were gone after the porn deletion.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866156 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:32:07') {

'>>37865994
I want to disable the part of my brain that's attracted to women, it's just so unattainable. I have no concept of how to get sex. Still going to retain in hopes it'll give me an edge or precipitate an encounter. Coomerism is miserable, SR is miserable. Fingers crossed I can get sexual table scraps at some future point if I self improve enough.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866169 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:34:09') {

'>>37866156
>Coomerism is miserable, SR is miserable
first relateable post i read here
the sr hype is so overhyped, i have so many fucking bad days on sr, magnetism my asshole
doesnt mean that coomerism everyday is better'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866202 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:40:02'  && image=='IMG_8722.jpg') {

'>>37865696
>my thread
>BAHAHAHA
I made the thread. Therefore, this SR thread is mine, unlike the others. What exactly is funny about that?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866297 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:56:42') {

'>>37866169
It's bad at 24 when you've only had s*x once, six years ago. I crave it every day. It especially sucks to be surrounded by promiscuous girls advertising their sexual availability (protip: all young women are whores). I fumbled it with a homely, kinda chubby 20 y/o recently (first girl I've talked to in six years) who revealed she had a massive sexual history with a double digit body count going back to childhood. Unlike those other men, I wasn't good enough for her. SR is frustrating as hell but I believe it's right to not experience sexual satisfaction if I haven't earned it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866313 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:59:35') {

'>>37866156
>>37866169
>>37866297
But yeah I'm reaching a breaking point. If there was a war on I'd make my complaints felt, let's say. Fuck the gnostic monk shit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866348 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:08:04') {

'>>37865429
>muh nazis escaped to antarctica

fuck off with that shit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866436 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:28:23') {

'>>37862966
I’m replying to you because you were tearing up typing it out. I cried hard when Christ found me. Porn has been a horrible influence in my life. It has ruined my marriage. (Truly had it all) but Christ found me and I’m trying to abstain. 10 days has been my longest streak. But I’m hoping to break that record this time. I notice a confidence boost at 3 days. I’m excited to get to 90 days eventually.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866445 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:30:09'  && image=='17f1f76b320f6d552c9ff6656efe0acceb47fddd.jpg') {

'>>37865696
>>37866202
This is my Semen Retention thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my Semen Retention is useless. Without my Semen Retention, I am useless. I must Retain my Semen true. I must Retain straighter than the shill who is trying to derail me. I must take him out him before he takes out me. I will. My Semen Retention thread and I know that what counts in war is not the days we count, the awakenings of our kundalini, or the posts we make. We know that it is the uplifting of friends that counts. We will uplift.

My Semen Retention is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses (there are none), its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my Semen Retention clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God I swear this creed. My Semen Retention and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Christ and there is no enemy, and forevermore.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866466 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:33:59') {

'>>37855025
The epidydmal hypertension got to me chudbros. Morning wood with no nocturnal emission for days. I just had to fap. The orgasm was mindbending and feeling the tightness and tension melt away as my balls and prostate drained felt very relieving. The doctor was right I need to frequently drain my prostate clean through ejaculation because I was developing chronic prostatitis. I told the urologist about nofap and he rolled his eyes and laughed. Said he frequently gets patients that come to him for nofap-induced chronic prostatitis. Stay healthy friends.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866489 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:37:57'  && image=='IMG_8702.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866499 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:39:09') {

'>>37866436
no one has the same impetus you do, boomer. we're all young men looking for love and ik the same talk it'll happen when God says his will blah blah ok nice awesome dude, that's just fatalism anyway, have a good one but you're not convincing. Men nowadays would be obscenely lucky to find a woman worth marrying in the anglosphere 1st world or West in general.

Hey guys who have problems getting girls, are you listening? The solution is not this Jesus shit. If you want a girl who will marry you and appreciate you, you can find them in countries that haven't been poisoned. The ones that are here, and aren't poisoned? They'll probably be married before 28, and there's A LOT of guys lining up for them. But in other countries it's much less competitive. Who am I talking to? You all know about this. So, enjoy not cumming, but if you want a gf or wife material go outside the US. This shit Im seeing in thread about homely fat whores making men feel worthless is such clownworld shit but you can escape. And yes do it young, I'm making the jump too. It also has economic advantages and if you know how to look and are smart you can find a woman who isn't a gold digger. Anglo women just beat men down over and over until the give up. Holding your cum isn't gonna stop women from doing what they do. The fact that young men are feeling they have to go this route is a symptom of the problem but not a solution'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866668 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:03:57') {

'>>37862509
>I made a "magick drink" from my granduncle's grimoire
Mind sharing the recipe?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866695 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:07:36') {

'>>37866499
Positive energy is the path to heaven. SR breaks a cycle of negative energy. You keep your mind off of it by doing positive things. It’s much more simple than you’re making it. Stop Fapping and make yourself something worth a woman’s time. Here or in another country.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866793 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:21:37') {

'>>37866466
Nice try. I won’t stop retooning.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866812 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:23:27') {

'>>37865481
I am sorry anon. 80 days is incredible, I had two near 60 day streaks in the past. It felt like I hit a wall near the end and it all felt pointless. I think I couldn’t stand the loneliness, so eventually got a 4-legged friend. 30 days in so far and I feel good. He gives me lot of energy and definitely keeps me occupied/distracted. I will only release to for what it’s meant to be, when I want kids. I need to practice holding it in with a girl.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866843 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:31:20') {

'Incel thread. non of you miserable ass holes will achieve anything higher in life except the no pp touching record(which was useless any way).You all are purposeless organic waste. carry on your clowning.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866855 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:32:49') {

'>>37866812
>I am sorry anon. 80 days is incredible, I had two near 60 day streaks in the past. It felt like I hit a wall near the end and it all felt pointless. I think I couldn’t stand the loneliness, so eventually got a 4-legged friend. 30 days in so far and I feel good. He gives me lot of energy and definitely keeps me occupied/distracted. I will only release to for what it’s meant to be, when I want kids. I need to practice holding it in with a girl.
look at this faggot. ahahhahaha
i bet woman are repulsed by you. ahahahahh ksys'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866868 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:35:20') {

'Just wanna say that I opened up /s/ and spent less than a minute there. I don’t care anymore. I feel a slight arousal, sure, but I simply don’t want to ruin my progress. It’s time to go beyond anything I have reached.

Thanks for the increased strength in the gym btw'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866870 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:36:08') {

'>>37865745
On your feet'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866886 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:38:25') {

'>>37866499
Female nature is the same. If you find an 'alpha' women you will have to dominate her or she'll dominate you, some women like being dominant, some don't. Every women is subjectively different, but their nature is the same. Maybe if you find a women who is more spiritually inclined, which'll make her less into materialism. Which is rare af and then you're asking for a unicorn. Really the best solution is to stop giving a fuck and just find a passion you can distract yourself with for 20+ years. You know when i had the most amount of female love and attraction? When i didn't care about them... As soon as i start showing love to them they run away. And i live in a 3rd world country, so it's clear they don't want me. Life sucks'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866896 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:40:07'  && image=='1714231115818095.jpg') {

'>feel horny intensely
>cold water on nuts
>horny disappear
Simple as, I don't why you keep making retention like its hardest thing ever'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866899 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:41:19'  && image=='1702912933004.jpg') {

'>>37855025
day 2 of no fap because I got too drunk after watching Fall Guy and passed out. I awoke in a theater seat steeped in my own piss. my mouth was dry and tasted like ass. it was pitch black and I thanked God that Robert hadn't found me. I meandered my way through the darkness to the emergency exit. The sound of my wet jeans sloshing with each step was loud enough to wake the dead in the desolate theater. That nauseating sound was quickly obfuscated by the blaring fire alarm. I walked home through the the woods as the fire truck sirens blared. WHAT A LIFE'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866907 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:43:52') {

'>>37866899
go back to /tv/'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37866997 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:05:41') {

'>>37866103
Yes. Pajeets spam porn here.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37867389 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:24:03') {

'Day 1 - I will break free from porn
Our journey victory has begun'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37867423 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:30:09') {

'>>37855517
maybe this will be offtopic, but in the other hand, im also in semen retention but still feeling negative. is kinda obvious that the common answer for this is mental health issues, but since the past months im going to theraphy almost every week. i dont wanna deal with some negative energy shit but holy fuck, lately ive been dealing with not the worst of bullshit but some kind of "bad luck", im such in a bad mood, im impatient and since monday i feel sick.

sorry for the bad english, /srg/ what are ur thoughts? i start feelin kinda hopeless'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37867546 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:55:21') {

'>>37866855
> i bet woman are repulsed by you
They probably did in my coomer era and rightfully so. The attention has increased since I started retaining'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37867596 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:04:46') {

'>>37867546
people from hundreds of meters just start staring back to look at me lol.

desu best way to see if sr works is to compare cock pics and face pics from before and after. my face becomes more chad looking on a streak and my cock feels fuller even with a mid erection. like when i look at my cock i just feel love'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37867644 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:15:56') {

'>>37866907
sure, I'll go back. but what will you be left with? tulpa and nobody posters? astrology that's? face it, I'm better than 90% of /x/ posterd'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37867784 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:44:51') {

'>>37867423
did you just start SR after years of addiction? if so those feelings are normal and will go away eventually. but if you've been doing SR for a while, there might be something else (or many things) in your life negatively affecting your energy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37867832 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:53:35') {

'>>37855025
"Do, or Not Do!". There is no try!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37867921 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:10:17'  && image=='1715195150866.png') {

'>>37867832
Nobody can do it, nigga. It's forever trying thing. It's a battle everyday.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37868026 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:37:52') {

'>>37867784
what kind of things affect the energy?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37868114 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:57:19') {

'>>37866103
Yes. 4plebs clearly shows that. Crazy fuckers.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37868163 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:08:09') {

'>>37867546
> i bet woman are repulsed by you
>They probably did in my coomer era and rightfully so. The attention has increased since I started retaining
no matter how you decorate a pos it will remain pos.
> attention tranny'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37868241 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:25:29') {

'>>37868163
This world needs psychopaths and assholes. Otherwise you get immigrant issues. Treat women like shit they suck your dick'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37868526 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)02:26:18') {

'>>37866843
You’re a fag and your shits all retarded. I had a gf for years and fucked her every day. SR is about regaining your hold on life. I’m doing this for myself only. Not trying to get another pointless cum receptacle to validate my existence.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37868740 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)03:15:04') {

'Is it really possible to manifest a god?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37868853 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)03:48:40'  && image=='IMG_8781.jpg') {

'>>37868740
You can pray to the one true God, but any others are simply demons who want nothing more than for you to burn in hell for all of eternity.

2 Corinthians 11:14
“And no wonder, since Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.“'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37868949 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)04:16:42') {

'Since this thread just exists for an anon to get some vagina in his mouth and dick; Just fucking beat the ones who show interest in you. I make them cry they literally never fucking leave me alone. It happened to me maybe 5 times in HS? But I'm still a virgin cuz none of these whores are worth it. Find a whore that's worth it, and beat her senselessly. Once you do that, she will start jumping once near you.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869026 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)04:46:48') {

'>>37868526
>You’re a fag and your shits all retarded. I had a gf for years and fucked her every day. SR is about regaining your hold on life. I’m doing this for myself only. Not trying to get another pointless cum receptacle to validate my existence.
flop fairy tale mouth breather. you are a weak addicted manlet and womans are repulsed by you.
>You will never have access to a Pussy. cope'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869322 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)06:53:36') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869332 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)06:59:32') {

'Shill post, hidden
A mosquito bite
hurts more when scratched'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869347 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)07:05:36') {

'>>37866466
You have a urologist? How fucking old are you?

Imagine a doctor rolling his eyes and laughing at a patient. That’s called malpractice retard and they wouldn’t do that.

This post reeks of bullshit like the poster.

Day ~65: my ex’s bday. In the past I couldn’t not think about it. Other than this post I couldn’t give a shit now. Confidence is at an all-time high. Manifested the job of my dreams last week, can’t wait!

>>37866843
Okay thanks for noticing. Our presence has clearly affected you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869452 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)07:37:19') {

'>>37867644
touché'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869624 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)08:38:59') {

'>>37868026
people, responsibilities, situations, career, etc. pay attention to your emotional energy before and after engaging with these things. for example, spending the day with one person may energize and excite you, while a different person may drain you and bring you down'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869765 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:22:26') {

'>>37868163
> no matter how you decorate a pos it will remain pos
What did I say that triggered you so bad?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869791 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:39:58') {

'>>37866896
You keep a glass of cold water around to dump on your nuts? How cold does the water have to be? Ice cold?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869800 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:44:45') {

'>>37863104
Too many factors to list associated with it, like amount of time spent masturbating, personal life, or individual biology. Men on the ASD spectrum tend to produce less serotonin which makes it easier for them to get addicted to cooming, for example.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869813 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)09:51:33'  && image=='ENjaq62W4AAS5PA[1].jpg') {

'>>37863641
13 minutes into the video, the guy uses m.p.hall as a reference but m.p.h was a freemason that worshiped lucifer. If you don't believe that m.p.h worshiped lucifer then look up his quote about harnessing lucifers energy. I know the idea of hell sucks but guess what, its real and you need to accept Christ!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869846 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:03:33') {

'>trying to stop looking at porn
>nearly every post on this site has porn as the picture
how do you guys actually avoid this stuff while checking out boards? some times i like browsing 4chan but i'm kinda worried about the effects it will do to me while i'm on sr/avoiding porn. i know it's not as bad as a relapse since it's unintentional but it must have some affect on your recovery'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869851 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:06:08') {

'>>37869846
At some point I had to take a break to get a a decent streak started for once'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869882 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:14:23') {

'30 days in';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869886 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:15:31') {

'>>37869851
i've already got a decent streak going but it's more the worry of if it will slow down my progress if i accidentally see a porn image for a second or so. i just don't want to slow down my recovery or do damage to my hard work so far'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869893 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:17:48') {

'>>37869882
good job, i look forward to you saying 60 next month. i believe in you. just remember that porn addiction will try to temp you when your addiction is close to death, so you'll go maybe even months without porn but then you'll get a sudden urge out of nowhere, remember that that's your addiction trying to get one last hit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869903 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:19:46'  && image=='old-tricks.jpg') {

'>>37869846
I mostly don't browse any more. Certainly not any of the big blue boards, and only /pol/ when I am actually looking for info a current habbening. /v/ is out for sure. Tend to stay out of /tg/ as well. /x/ is usually fine, and sometimes a thread on /sci/ catches my eye too.

Lust provoking images are simply all over the place, in fact, a lot of the most lust provoking images are not porn at all.

Here's a real tip though: You know what you're clicking on by the time you've seen the thumbnail. You don't need to expand the image if you know you don't want to see it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869946 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:30:12') {

'>>37869903
yeah you're right it really is all over the place. my main worry is that since sometimes the thumbnails are big enough, you might get a hit of dopeamine each time you see one and with how many there are on 4chan (even on the blue boards) i get the feeling it can add up in terms of slowing down your recovery'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37869997 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:40:14'  && image=='F_jnwgzbsAEJAML[1].jpg') {

'>>37869813
>>37863641
so the youtuber replied to me when i called out manly p hall.

>You are correct. It is also correct that Lucifer means light bringer in Latin and was the name of Venus, the morning star, a term that was also used to describe Jesus Christ. You are free to believe as you wish, but remain open to the possibility that you know much less than you think. :)

still though Christ is the only way, plus freemasons have child brides'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37870096 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)11:04:02') {

'>>37859784

So the hivemind is real, huh.

S tier actor, for sure.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37870102 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)11:05:01') {

'I got cat called by some teens yesterday, fist time to happen in forever, people are kinder to me, used to sleep 8-10 hours now 6 maximum, and my own peace of mind, I used to fantasize all the time. This practice is the path, the benefits are the secondary effect, if you do this only fot the benefits you are doing it wrong, change yourself first, for the world to be changed.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37870137 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)11:13:59') {

'>>37870102
The sleep thing was so weird. I've struggled with being a heavy sleeper since my teens. Two weeks was all it took, and real change... I didn't fix it, but more or less solved half the issue.
It's not like I haven't tried so many different things to fix it in the past. SR was like moving it from being near impossible into being perfectly doable.

And guess what, after a relapse, heavy sleeping came back.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37870306 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)12:02:44') {

'>>37870137
i litearlly cannot sleep for more than 1 - 2 hours with SR.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37870326 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)12:06:32') {

'>>37870306

Exercise.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37870330 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)12:07:39') {

'this should be easy. most things in my life should be easy, but I am mentally blocked. SR is just one step towards clarity.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37870345 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)12:11:06') {

'>>37870326
i develop hardcore sleep apnea with exercise aswell, the muscles around my neck start growing which gives me problems during sleep. SR + Exercise combine together to completely kill any possibility i could have of good quality sleep. So i have to wake up every 2 -3 hours to sleep twice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37870936 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:58:20') {

'>>37869347
I'm not who you replied to btw
>Imagine a doctor rolling his eyes and laughing at a patient. That’s called malpractice retard and they wouldn’t do that.
No, that's unprofessional but it's not malpractice. Malpractice is a crime, e.g. he prescribes controlled substances without good reason to. I've had doctors who will insult their patients straight up or laugh at them if they seem hypochondriacal. I can see a (((doctor))) encouraging his patients to jack off.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37871573 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)15:23:56') {

'This is the way.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37871582 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)15:25:33') {

'>>37857867
they didn't lol , people just didn't jerk off back then they either fucked their wifes or they were busy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37871664 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)15:36:03') {

'>>37866812
Thanks man yeah it was truly something else. Once you experience it there is no looking back. Hope you find a girl. Just set some intentions and the universe will make you meet her just be ready to, ask me how I know.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37871702 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)15:41:47') {

'>>37869997
Yeah Freemasons are freaky dorks but information comes in all forms and it’s up to us to discern the good from the useless. The video was great to me nonetheless.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37872242 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)17:01:38') {

'>>37870936
I’m not trying to be a dick but I looked it up and in our backward ass clown world disrespecting a patient’s weight or other characteristic can be considered a form of misdiagnosis ie malpractice.

Link: https://www.gilmanbedigian.com/did-my-doctor-misdiagnose-me-because-im-obese/#:~:text=Weight%20bias%20could%20be%20considered,is%20not%20the%20only%20factor.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37872511 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)17:36:03') {

'>>37867423
Hey bro, I am the same. Today was the worst day I've had all year probably... for no particular reason... I was just in such a low mood and had no patience for anybody... just very irritable.
Now I am home and I'm listening to my favourite music and feeling better, so it's hard not to fall into a spiral of negativity but we can always take a breath and make it better.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37872708 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)18:04:18') {

'Day 2 - Doing fine, had a rough day at work';

}

if(Methuselah && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37872750 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)18:11:39') {

'Still think manifestation doesn’t work?

https://meidasnews.com/news/trump-aide-promises-ban-on-pornography-in-2nd-trump-term'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37874545 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)22:26:18') {

'>>37872511
literally me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37874898 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)23:20:51') {

'Does anyone remember the video where a porn actor opens pornhub on his phone to "get ready" for a scene?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37874946 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)23:28:51') {

'creating a mental cuck cage around your penis doesn't make you more manly.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37874956 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)23:30:29') {

'>>37874946
True
Good thing that is not what semen retention is'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37875752 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)01:57:43') {

'The urges are back and in full force, but not the urge to watch porn or masturbate, instead it transformed into a urge to cum inside women.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37875988 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)03:03:50') {

'>>37874956
It is to most people in this thread. Obsessing about their thoughts, making the mere act of ejaculation into something forbidden. There is power in cultivating self-control, but its not an end in itself. That's just dogma.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37876090 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)03:30:45'  && image=='Sky Anime Wallpaper.jpg') {

'>>37875988
The only time you should ever be ejaculating is into the womb of you wife. Thats it. Anything else is cope, in the literal definition of the word.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37876280 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)04:22:15') {

'>>37857842
SR doesn't make you horny , you are making yourself horny you feed lustful thoughts
All hornyness in the brain

no verification required'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37876324 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)04:40:53') {

'>>37872750
Methuselah is back?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37876454 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)05:44:55') {

'>>37872750
Nice article indeed. Trump is based.

But how is it related to manifestation? You sure to tag the right thing?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37876523 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)06:11:00') {

'>>37872750
>trump aide promises
Wow... amazing, a promise.
Call us again when something is actually happening.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37876572 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)06:32:25') {

'>>37872750
Are you the same pajeet or the another one?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877039 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:03:19') {

'Does exposing your testicles to the sun increases testosterone?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877288 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:12:18'  && image=='1545851990462.jpg') {

'>>37858737
>Was walking along a couple, the whore was laying on the mans lap/cock, i was staring down the 'man', he starts laughing as he looks away to make himself not feel so insecure. Bitch starts laughing aswell, i never even looked at her.
>>37858795
>I think they were laughing at you, anon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877414 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:40:31') {

'Is it over for me boys, i had a wet dream today. The diameter of the cum stain was literally well over 30 cm... thats 12 inches. or one rasputin dick';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877419 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:40:47'  && image=='1686929298861752.jpg') {

'I dreamed I had Prototype like powers';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877433 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:43:59') {

'>>37877414
Precum. Pretty sure that what comes out during wet dreams is the same stuff that comes out when you near orgasm when edging, it's not over when it comes out, tho edging should be avoided, can't really blamed for a dream. For me at least it's always been precum that comes out during wet dreams, which has been a while, I saw it was precum and didn't reset the counter when it happened.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877438 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:44:51') {

'>>37877419
What's your favourite one? For me, it's the biomass carapace armor from P1'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877443 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:45:16') {

'>>37877419
There are many instances where i dream like I'm a monster instead of human. One instance was when i was a flying creature on a place with very tall trees. I had wings and extendable grappling like appendage, it was like shooting something to grab onto an object and forcefully redirect my position or speed up toward it, or pull it toward me. Something like that, other times i was a metamorphic creatures that could summon tentacles like extension from my body and use it to hunt and feed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877449 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:46:19') {

'p2 is better than p1 one in every aspect';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877452 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:46:45') {

'>>37877438
It's been a while since I actually played the games, perhaps even over a decade. In the dream I just absorbed people's bodies to assume their identity.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877470 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:49:56'  && image=='GH3-FhfXkAA8Eaa.jpg') {

'the universe is now finally working against the jews as God intended. even the satanic freemasons in the CIA are jumping ship on protecting them';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877482 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:52:57') {

'y'all want advice? simply stop giving a fuck. works on women, works with SR. Oh yeah i have all these bills to pay... blah blah... lol you either pay them or you don't. Fuck the world, nobody cares about you. goodbye';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877500 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:56:04') {

'>>37876090
do you realize how stupid is your reasoning? then don't watch any movies, because "the only time you should be a hero is when you're working as a fireman", or don't play any videogames, etc.

fantasy is part of human life, being a loser who doesn't jack off doesn't mean you'll magically stop being a loser'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877512 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:58:11') {

'>>37875988
these guys are just afraid to be bisexual or perverts who jack of to degenerate fantasies

i'd try to stop being a sex addict (yes, a masturbation addict is still a sex addict), not to retain my semen to fuck women, do you realize how contradictory is that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37877965 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:34:28') {

'>>37877500
That’s the most ass backwards reasoning I’ve ever seen. There is a massive difference between being a ‘hero’ and jerking off. The fact that you somehow see those two things as being remotely comparable is, like I said, cope.
Being a hero is morally good, you should strive for that. Gooning is morally bad, you should never do it. How is this difficult for you to understand?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37878024 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:43:10') {

'>>37877500
Bro video games is a bad example. While I appreciate a good video game, getting addicted to that is like porn in a way because you're putting a lot of energy into it with no reward at the end. At least with games you're getting sharper, but with with fapping, well it's the reverse - ED, premature ejaculation, waste time, no urge to f bishes. LOL'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37878087 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)12:56:33') {

'>>37869791
Just cold not ice cold'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37878107 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)13:00:13') {

'>>37878087
I'll give that a try, thanks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37878182 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)13:12:59'  && image=='1715042865110861.jpg') {

'failed at 22
then next 4 days with a fap a day
now at day 3 (4? idk)

The practice of semen retention in itself leads to benefits unseen among other practices related to self improvement, but you can't ONLY do semen retention. you need to make some changes in order to succeed. you will have to learn how to control your impulses, develop a routine that spends all the energy you get, find healthier sexual outlets... so you need to create good habits, and then you also get the health benefits. it's a double win.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37878761 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)14:48:43') {

'>>37863641
Finished watching it yesterday. True kino.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37878998 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)15:25:55') {

'I found some e-thots I've been lusting over for a while on onlyfans, let's just say I've now reset the no nut counter to 0';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37879084 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)15:38:04') {

'>>37878998
consider not doing that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37879130 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)15:44:13') {

'>>37879084
I'm not promising anything; I'm dumb, you see.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37879144 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)15:45:04') {

'>>37878761
Hell yeah bro glad you liked it

>>37878998
On semen retention your chances with getting with a girl in real life that could come close to the e thots is higher. You can have the real thing but you decide not to because you want the easy way out. At some point you get tired and fed up with it that it will no longer suffice, I pray that day comes soon for you. We all deserve real life e thot pussy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37879254 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)15:59:05') {

'>>37858904
>don't smoke
Opinion immediately discarded. Smoking builds up insane amounts of energy that mostly translates into shen generation. Have you seen Mikhail Tal? Dude was the most sickly person ever, yet he became world champion in chess, he smoked 5 packs a day and drank like a horse.
I felt incredibly weak and lethargic prior to smoking, and was obese. Smoking changed my life. Smoking is only an issue when people, who do not need extra energy, do it. Their body breaks down from excess energy. But there is another sort of people, who's bodies are stronger in comparison, empty, from lack of energy. You must practice different forms, study the five phases and then read the Huzi and shaman passage of the Zhuangzi. That is the peak attainable at mastering smoking, (not a universal fix and not meant for everyone! + it mainly helps those lacking fire and wood energies).

I was born in a metal year, this means two overcoming interactions, the ritual of fire overcomes me but I, metal, overcome the wood. You have to get it. For Tal, he was fire, but sickly, so he did the smoker fire ritual. And wood (tobacco) generates fire. Study the energy patterns, what comes and leaves, where it goes. Then it will make sense. And then forget it and live, do it not consciously, but naturally, align with the flow and use it to your advantage.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37879293 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)16:05:53') {

'>>37879254
Also sidenote I did nofap for year and a half and its benefits become smaller over time. If you're going to do it I recommend atleast 25mg zinc daily (up dosage with weight, I saw best results at 75, no difference between 75 and 100 in my experience) + long walks coupled with tantric breathing, your heartbeat should be significantly faster than resting rate. I felt so light I basically became weightless for a moment.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37879575 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)16:58:01') {

'>>37879254
That's because nicotine is an anti-parasitic.
Taking NAC will give you the same benefits without the carcinogenic effects'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37879806 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)17:37:06') {

'>>37879254
Only reason I don’t smoke is because it’s too damn expensive.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37879999 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)18:15:18') {

'>>37879130
If you keep repeating mantras like that, you are.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37880014 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)18:17:56') {

'>>37879999
I dedicate these quads to all of us. I think we are going to make it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37881030 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)20:36:39') {

'>>37878024
If you're juggling between different videogame genres, it's a good COMPLEMENTARY way to stimulate brain in free time'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37881042 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)20:38:13') {

'>>37881030
>it's a good COMPLEMENTARY way to stimulate brain
By good stimulation follows development of the involved parts, that is
The brain is pretty good in "abstracting" (as ego sees it) its adaptations so that DECISION-MAKING is still DECISION-MAKING, for example'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37881426 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)21:36:35'  && image=='F9xZu8iagAAk_jx.jpg') {

'this is a meme
I have done semen retention for 90 days before
felt absolutely 0 difference and I quit

your sperm is not meant to stay in your balls for more than 4 days. couples who have sex more frequently have healthier kids with less diseases. because the more fresh the sperm is the less mutations it has.
a perm sell lives up to 74 days inside your ball before it dies and gets reabsorbed by the body. enjoy ejaculating your 74 days old sperm into a woman. you will get a son with four legs.
it's simple as this
fresh sperm = good sperm = good offspring

>but I don't have a partner to cum in
get one. stop coping'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37881452 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)21:40:11') {

'>>37881426
typo

>perm sell
sperm cell*'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37881539 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)21:53:31'  && image=='483eff2e13d8765a297971add6249199397fcb87.jpg') {

'Day 66, 6th hour
I'm going insane (from magic, not urges)

>>37881426
>felt absolutely 0 difference and I quit
Funny how you felt 0 difference but something compelled you to "quit"
I'd say this is skill issue when you're not cultivating yourself'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37881574 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)21:59:04'  && image=='qhRAvWf.png') {

'>>37881426
Look
Basically I'm just not gonna let them harvest my loosh
I know
Ugh I know
Sorry!'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37882008 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)23:09:10') {

'>>37881426
>I have done semen retention for 90 days before

No you haven't'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37883827 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)07:57:05') {

'>>37881426
>because the more fresh the sperm is the less mutations it has.

Funnily enough some threads ago someone linked a paper about older/more matured sperm resulting in higher IQ offspring. If someone has the link feel free to post it, I can't find it.

And here's my question to you, OP:
Are you fresh or matured sperm?'
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