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public void /cmg/ Chaos Magick General - Erisian Edition(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/cmg/ Chaos Magick General - Erisian Edition';
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String date = '05/07/24(Tue)07:29:08';
String comment = 'Where were you when Eris?

When did you find her?

How did she find you?

What did it feel like?

Did it hurt your peepee?

>Follow the Law of Fives

>READ: Liber Null and Psychonaut:
https://www.pdfdrive.com/liber-null-psychonaut-an-introduction-to-chaos-magic-e185957962.html

>Great crash course for beginners:
https://www.pdfdrive.com/advanced-magick-for-beginners-e18726350.html

>the goddess, not that tripfag'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855888 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)07:29:38'  && image=='Eris_goddess_of_chaos_by_chrissabug_derys28-fullview.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855899 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)07:37:00') {

'>>37855886
I started praising her for the lulz and she kept answering. kinda fnord to know someone is out there'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855939 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)07:58:22') {

'>>37855886
Liber Null and Psychonaut not there yo'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855959 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:07:00') {

'>>37855886

Question regarding the diary;

Is it important for this to be a physical pen and paper diary, or would a digital device suffice?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37855984 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:14:50') {

'Tell me about Eris.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856012 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:24:57') {

'>>37855959
I'd recommend physical because hand writing engages more of your subconscious or something but if the text is too long or you're too lazy digital will be fine. treat it somehow sacred though

>>37855984
>I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free.
for further questions consult your pineal gland but only if you decalcified it properly beforehand and if it's not lopsided.
Also read the works of multiple pope's and make sure to not believe any of their teachings'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856060 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:39:59') {

'>>37855959
Get a physical non lined or squared so you can draw. Thank yourself when you figure out how to do visual alchemy sigils'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856078 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:44:27') {

'What would you top books to read/work through?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856079 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:45:00') {

'>>37856012

>decalcified

Is this really a thing? How would you know/counter/restore?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856083 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)08:46:19') {

'>>37856012
>>37856060

Heard and internalized, thank you, gentlemen.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856661 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:05:36') {

'>>37856079
is "really" a thing?

let me quote the principia and read this conversation between mal2 and the greater poop:

GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.

GP: Maybe you are just crazy.
M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.

GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?
M2: To dissolve them.
GP: Will you develop that point?
M2: No.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856802 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:29:21') {

'>>37856661
>Hemlock? Never touch the stuff!'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37856844 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:38:20') {

'i shitted';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858271 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:49:24') {

'>>37855939
all my old links are dead, but here's a link to a copy of the old library
https://controlc.com/f90157e6
I forgot to recommend Chaos Condensed as well, for a practical magick introduction.
>>37856078
Advanced Magick for Beginners was the book I found to be most useful early in my study. A physical copy of the Principia Discordia isn't strictly necessary, but I feel it helps connect to the xeroxed/zine-like nature of the text. Print your own for max cred.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858280 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)15:51:11') {

'>>37856661
Not chaos magick'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858487 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:22:11') {

'>>37858280
Not enough dick sucking, fag'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37858640 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:41:11') {

'It’s not your star homies.
https://youtu.be/Fj6jvSBTJlg?si=k0F_C1v2tcjve_UD'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859786 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)19:57:53'  && image=='chaos books.jpg') {

'>>37856078
These would be my top picks. Not a big fan of Pete Carroll and his pseudo-science magic at all, even if he was one of the co-creators of the tradition.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37859800 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)20:00:15') {

'>>37858640
Nigger magic doesn't count.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37861312 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:20:04') {

'>>37858640
Voodoo does not have a trademark on compass roses, numbnuts. The eight points represent the different directions on a map, a metaphor for endless possibility. Every culture on Earth uses octagrams and octagonal geometry, it's a basic shape just like the arrows on the star.

It would be one thing if eight pointed stars were a well known voodoo symbol, but it's simply not the case.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37861499 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:51:25') {

'>>37861312
That’s pretty much what he said but ai guess that’s how the average chaote takes information.'
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