String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 37859681;
String image = '1715125208357055.jpg';
String date = '05/07/24(Tue)19:40:08';
String comment = 'Whoopi Goldberg is not a real person, but rather a hologram created by the government to distract us from the truth about aliens';
'I fucking knew it!';
'>>37859681
The mind is powerful because i've always associated this person to whoopee cushions and therefore to farts, so she's always subconsciously instilled repulsion in me. Every time i see her i get this illusory smell of stale waffles and farts.';
'>>37859742
clearly you've never seen sister act or theordore rex';
'>>37859785
I have, it's out of my hands, her name just imprinted me.';
'>>37859681
She's just black which is even worse';
'just how deep does the Whoopi Iceberg go?!';
'>>37859681
Back in the 80s I thought she was cute for a mature woman.
Now I detest the fucking nigger.';
'>>37859681
state of the art hologram with a smell technology';
'>>37859681
Half black, half Jewish, all psy-op.';
'>>37859681
I bet she smells like piss';
'>>37862012
projection much?';
'>>37860690
Last time I said that word that rhymes with bigger on /x/, I got a 3 day ban.
Just an FYI in case you manage to dodge this one. Good luck anon. I'm pulling for you.';
'>>37862092
You got banned for saying "digger"?
Ugh. That anti-shovel front. Sad really.';
'>>37862111
Somebody asked me what I did for a living, I dig wells. I'm a well digger... aw fuck.';
'>>37859681';
'>>37859742
Her real name is Carolyn Johnson and she wanted her stage name to be Whoopi Cushon, but her mother suggested something more serious, hence Goldberg.';
}