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int postNumber = 37860773;
String image = '1715136130683678.jpg';
String date = '05/07/24(Tue)22:42:10';
String comment = 'Is there an esoteric/occult reason as to why fedoras were so widely adopted by new-atheists?';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37860815 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:49:41') {

'Their ideal were the "Golden 20s" after the Great War with Modern Art, Communism, Negermusik and "New Ideas". It's just that era's style.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37860830 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)22:52:01'  && image=='1711153819035845.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37860916 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)23:07:51') {

'M'lady';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37861239 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:05:30') {

'>>37860773
They want to look smart and sophisticated because they are not. Simple.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862284 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:08:05') {

'>>37860773
in that moment they were euphoric.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862300 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:13:58') {

'Because they're g men see they're coming for your god it's federal property see its on the money now give it here or face the submachine guns and J Edgar Hoover's pantyhose.

What do you mean the new atheists?

Who are they? What is the difference between them and the old atheists?

I used to be an atheist but it's not possible to prove any god doesn't exist. That was an amazing learn for me when I walked into a philosophy professor's office talking about "us atheists". I'm much happier and more correct as an agnostic and I rediscovered my spirituality.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862312 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:18:05') {

'>>37860773
The forumla that solves this question is as follows

Cringy Person + Stylish and Edgy = The Worst Every Time

Try to prove it wrong'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862357 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:27:34') {

'>>37860773
I like hats, but they don't look good on me.
Fedoras go one step beyond caring about this silly belief.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862419 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:48:05') {

'>>37862300
Peak drug induced mentally fogged incomprehensibly constructed illogically written schizo post
>>37860830
You might be onto something'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862420 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)04:49:16') {

'>>37862419
You can't make me not schizo and I'm worse without drugs.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862510 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)05:25:37') {

'>>37860773
saturnian people subconciously inclined to adapt image of saturn amd wear it'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37862893 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:29:06') {

'>>37860773
>fedora
that's a trilby'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863181 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:08:26') {

'>>37862893
No, that's a fedora you fucking retard
It's true though that new atheist cunts wear trilbys like fucking faggots'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863190 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:11:52'  && image=='h1j6isap2u2a1.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863600 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:52:32') {

'>>37862510
Interesting theory.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863612 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:55:29') {

'>>37860773
there was no real correlation between atheism and anachronistic fashion, that was propaganda 101

there was a meme back in the day about dressing like a classy real man, wearing suits and formal wear instead of swaggy jeans and hoodies; it went hand in hand with people who were inordinately upset about justin beiber and twilight'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863621 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:57:31') {

'prety sure its a gay meme. and you are all very affected by memes';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864703 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:15:57'  && image=='1386954456478.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864744 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:19:54') {

'I’d find atheists far more tolerable if they would just STFU about God and religion. For those who believe in neither, they sure never stop talking about God or religion.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864774 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:25:49'  && image=='R.jpg') {

'I found posts on the archive tying them to Masonry.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/masonic%20fedora/

I think hats as a whole are a Masonic thing. A reference to crowns maybe?
That's why hats are a meme in TF2 (because Valve is a Freemason company).'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37864788 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:27:01') {

'>>37862510
Atheism is anti-Saturn'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865256 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:39:05') {

'>>37864703
>>37864788
I didn't say that they believe in saturn'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865269 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:40:54') {

'>>37860773
>one portion of the people who don't fall for the tricks of religion liked a hat'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865309 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:49:13') {

'>>37864774
G man kek'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865379 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:02:16') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGJR4ju6DVY';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37865383 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:03:00') {

'>>37864774
>hats as a whole are masonic
You retarded nigger, hats predate all human civilizations. The earliests hats were found on cavemen like otzi. Have you literally never been in the cold or the sun or the rain? Do you ever go outside or just post schizo shit on /x/ all day? Cant believe you dumb niggers sometimes'
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