String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 37861869;
String image = '1715147138870317.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)01:45:38';
String comment = 'Postulate 1: The meaning of life is serving size
Postulate 100: gay will not be tolerated
Postulate 2000: fighting within your own gender is considered laying contact with each other intentionally, therfor it's homosexual
Postulate 4: All ghosts are of nigerian descent
Postulate 5: Ghosts do not exist';
'>>37861869';
'>>37861869
Eternal Life is qualitative as much as quantitive. It starts here and now. The same goes for Hell. Some are keenly aware they're already living that too.';
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