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String date = '05/08/24(Wed)03:11:13';
String comment = 'my friend enlightened me but hes still an asshole but then again im also an asshole. is this enlightenment?';
'>>37862127
>before enlightenment
chop wood, fetch water
>after enlightenment
chop wood, fetch water';
'if you have to ask then it isn't
it's like a realisation that you suddenly remembered aomething that was so obvious and in front of you the whole time that it's almost funny you didn't see it before. On multiple levels. x 1000';
'>>37862127
Thats only the first step. You just need to become one with everything and then you realize that the universe itself is an asshole. At that point, you will have reached nirvanna';
'>>37862127
Greg?';
'>>37862127
Fuck the asshole. It is you. Fuck you. And also your friend fuck your friend.';
'>>37862164
>After enlightenment, Put water in ass';
'>>37862127
maybe you shouldnt act like a petulant child around him so much, hes probably tired of seeing everybody as stupid clueless children who refuse his advice because they (while knowing nothing and admitting it) know better than him';
'>>37862127
Sometimes the TRULY enlightened must be aggressively stern to keep even ourselves in check...otherwise we are no better than NPC-BOT-SHEEP or SHEEP that may turn into Ravenous Wolves or Insatiable Hellbound Demiurgic Lionsnakes.
kenDra & TessaRact say Hello dudes and dudettes :)';
'>>37862164
this
You basically become a normie because you're not absolutely miserable about working a 9-5 anymore. Social norms become a superficial game to play and bullying people as a group becomes a natural order of things.';
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