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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 37863073;
String image = '1715171371324047.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)08:29:31';
String comment = 'Planet Earth About To Be Recycled';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863081 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:32:55' && image=='1618691569544.png') {

'>>37863073
Demolished*
People of /x/ this is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes and will occur in about two weeks. Thank you.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863084 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:33:36') {

'>>37863073
In the trash';

}

if(Anonynous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863105 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:40:39' && image=='1b08d0633122232ffab3da71dec22d2a.jpg') {

'>>37863081
Two weeks? Nice heads up.
Thanks for keeping me abreast of galactic affairs.
I would like to file a protest against the development of this express route, Mr Jeltz.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863131 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:51:25' && image=='1714511840170778.jpg') {

'>>37863105
>Two weeks? Nice heads up.
There is no point in acting surprised about it, the plans and demolition orders have been on display to the local planning office in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years.
If you can't be bothered to take any interest in local affairs then I have got no sympathy at all.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863155 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)08:59:40') {

'>>37863073
but I don't live on planet earth';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863165 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:03:45') {

'>>37863073
why should we believe your two more weeks over the thousands of other 2 m0ar weak posters?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863169 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:04:51') {

'>>37863165
>we
lmao';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863231 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:24:05') {

'>>37863169
i miss the unique poster id count too bro, how many are in this thread atm, since you know?
nice way to dodge the question btw';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863233 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:24:08' && image=='lvg6mtfCb61qcwhbgo1_1280.jpg') {

'i love lamp';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863243 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:27:35' && image=='vercast-meparto.gif') {

'>>37863233
op has no towel, too m0ar weakz';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863260 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:32:08' && image=='1689777963781.jpg') {

'>>37863131
what kinda corny ass larp is this';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863277 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:38:14') {

'>>37863081

>this one likes costumes

https://youtu.be/0698sTH7mUk?si=2LXLJaQERs4PjhzO';

}

if(Garrote && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863327 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)09:51:12') {

'My Dick About To Be Masturbated';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863372 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:01:39' && image=='nigga.gay.jpg') {

'>>37863243';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863456 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)10:21:42') {

'June 23
v23
All the Mormons use it, they know the prophecy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863644 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:03:28') {

'>>37863073
Why would they recycle this Sim? They'll just make a new simulation';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==37863653 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:05:42') {

'why did he make them cut their balls off';

}

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