String fullTitle = '/ezg/ Eternal Zorbing General';
int postNumber = 167995;
String image = '1695312309319620.jpg';
String date = '09/21/23(Thu)12:05:09';
String comment = 'A place to discuss zorbing and zorbing accessories. A misunderstood but globular extreme sport. Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this';
'>What to expect
There are lots of different ways to get stuck into zorbing. It usually involves an adventure inside an inflatable ball, but you could end up rolling down a hill, travelling across water, or even playing football. You may find that different activities suit people of different ages – chat to whoever will run to session to see what they’d recommend for your group.
>What you’ll learn
Most people probably won’t have tried zorbing before, so it’ll give people a chance to take a deep breath and try something new. They’ll have to dig deep and support each other to find their brave and give it a go.
>Fun facts
The greatest distance travelled by a zorb ball in a single roll is 570 metres. The record’s held by Steve Camp from South Africa, though his magnificent journey happened in New Zealand in November 2006. How far did you travel?
>Handy hints
-Dress for the occasion. Check with the centre to see if they have any rules about what you should (or shouldn’t) wear, and pass the information on to everyone else.
-Grab some extra hair bobbles. People with long hair will probably need to tie it back. Take a few extra hair ties, just in case anyone forgets.
-Have something else planned. If you’ll have to take it in turns, prepare another activity to keep everyone entertained when it isn’t their turn in a zorb.';
'I'M ZORBIN'';
'I'M JUST A ZORBY BOY';
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'>>168802
Ayys were truly ahead of our time';
'If you're not zorbing off a cliff to your death what is even the point?upYNM-5k9iJd3' ;
https://youtu.be/Qw5bDGm7tYo?si=hzG
'>the last thread was deleted
is there no justice in this world?';
'>>170902
meanwhile the fucking Dim Mak general stays up.
Sad ;_;';
'>>170902
The powers that be don't want common people to know about extreeeem zorbing.';
'With a zorb, you can go anywhere you like';
'How much does it cost to get into zorbing?';
'>>175410
Pretty exzorbitant';
'>>167995
Is zorbing safe for dogs?';
'>>176664
Only strong dogs';
'>>176664
Safer than just flying downhill without a zorb.';
'>>169943
We must construct a zorb that can withstand atmospheric entry.';
'>>167995
where my zorb niggers at?';
'>>178336
Right here brother';
'>>177112
Brother... I'M BURNING UP!';
'kwab';
'>>167995
Do people actually do this shit on this board or is it just a meme?';
'>>180800
Bro everyone's zorbing where the fuck you been';
'>>180910
Apparently not living my best life. How do I join the club?';
'>>180948
Nigger if you can't find out how to zorb I ain't telling you.';
'>>181130/
-do-you-zorb' ;
Peak faggot mode
>>180948
Here you go.
https://www.zorbingtime.com/zorbing
https://wonderopolis.org/wonder/how
'>>181241
Based zorbassador';
'I know they don't like scooters at skateparks, but how do they feel about zorbers? Will they bully me?';
'>>184606
>Will they bully me?
They'll try.';
'My bitch wife won't let me get a SportZorb, says the base model is plenty enough';
'>>167995
>Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this
wat';
'>>184606
>Will they bully me
I’m sure it’ll bounce right off of you.';
'judge dredd predicted zorbing';
'zorbcore
https://youtu.be/Kh80jJNgRrY';
'>>184606
What are they going to do against a guy in a zorb?';
'>>187453FIRc0k6E' ;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYn
'>>188251
lol okay';
'I heard zorbing is going to be at the Paris olympics';
'Feels so crazy that they're actually bringing back zorbing at the Olympics, it's been so long. Did anybody honestly think they'd do it?';
'>>194368
No fucking way... Zorb bros, we are going home, at last.';
}