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public void /ezg/ Eternal Zorbing General(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/ezg/ Eternal Zorbing General';
int postNumber = 167995;
String image = '1695312309319620.jpg';
String date = '09/21/23(Thu)12:05:09';
String comment = 'A place to discuss zorbing and zorbing accessories. A misunderstood but globular extreme sport. Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==167996 && dateTime=='09/21/23(Thu)12:05:35') {

'>What to expect
There are lots of different ways to get stuck into zorbing. It usually involves an adventure inside an inflatable ball, but you could end up rolling down a hill, travelling across water, or even playing football. You may find that different activities suit people of different ages – chat to whoever will run to session to see what they’d recommend for your group.

>What you’ll learn
Most people probably won’t have tried zorbing before, so it’ll give people a chance to take a deep breath and try something new. They’ll have to dig deep and support each other to find their brave and give it a go.

>Fun facts
The greatest distance travelled by a zorb ball in a single roll is 570 metres. The record’s held by Steve Camp from South Africa, though his magnificent journey happened in New Zealand in November 2006. How far did you travel?

>Handy hints
-Dress for the occasion. Check with the centre to see if they have any rules about what you should (or shouldn’t) wear, and pass the information on to everyone else.
-Grab some extra hair bobbles. People with long hair will probably need to tie it back. Take a few extra hair ties, just in case anyone forgets.
-Have something else planned. If you’ll have to take it in turns, prepare another activity to keep everyone entertained when it isn’t their turn in a zorb.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==168300 && dateTime=='09/23/23(Sat)09:37:19'  && image=='zorb.jpg') {

'I'M ZORBIN'';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==168361 && dateTime=='09/23/23(Sat)20:10:59') {

'I'M JUST A ZORBY BOY';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==168802 && dateTime=='09/25/23(Mon)08:39:11'  && image=='Capture.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==169907 && dateTime=='09/30/23(Sat)17:01:34') {

'>>168802
Ayys were truly ahead of our time'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==169943 && dateTime=='09/30/23(Sat)21:52:30') {

'If you're not zorbing off a cliff to your death what is even the point?
https://youtu.be/Qw5bDGm7tYo?si=hzGupYNM-5k9iJd3'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==170902 && dateTime=='10/06/23(Fri)17:09:43') {

'>the last thread was deleted
is there no justice in this world?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==170905 && dateTime=='10/06/23(Fri)17:35:03') {

'>>170902
meanwhile the fucking Dim Mak general stays up.
Sad ;_;'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==170932 && dateTime=='10/06/23(Fri)21:26:36') {

'>>170902
The powers that be don't want common people to know about extreeeem zorbing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==173796 && dateTime=='10/29/23(Sun)08:48:47'  && image=='ZORB VOLCANO.jpg') {

'With a zorb, you can go anywhere you like';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==175410 && dateTime=='11/10/23(Fri)12:41:49') {

'How much does it cost to get into zorbing?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==175413 && dateTime=='11/10/23(Fri)13:33:39') {

'>>175410
Pretty exzorbitant'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==176664 && dateTime=='11/22/23(Wed)17:52:20') {

'>>167995
Is zorbing safe for dogs?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==177050 && dateTime=='11/26/23(Sun)18:32:55') {

'>>176664
Only strong dogs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==177104 && dateTime=='11/26/23(Sun)23:12:57') {

'>>176664
Safer than just flying downhill without a zorb.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==177112 && dateTime=='11/27/23(Mon)00:55:05'  && image=='576o4r4357.png') {

'>>169943
We must construct a zorb that can withstand atmospheric entry.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==178336 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)23:21:08') {

'>>167995
where my zorb niggers at?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==178470 && dateTime=='12/06/23(Wed)21:59:24'  && image=='_c26be050-cc7e-4cae-b2b7-0eb441565e6d.jpg') {

'>>178336
Right here brother'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==178474 && dateTime=='12/06/23(Wed)22:09:19'  && image=='_c99b080a-9835-4cad-bddb-9fdc3564f4f1.jpg') {

'>>177112
Brother... I'M BURNING UP!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==180796 && dateTime=='12/24/23(Sun)08:30:32'  && image=='OIG.jpg') {

'kwab';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==180800 && dateTime=='12/24/23(Sun)09:56:47') {

'>>167995
Do people actually do this shit on this board or is it just a meme?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==180910 && dateTime=='12/25/23(Mon)11:12:37') {

'>>180800
Bro everyone's zorbing where the fuck you been'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==180948 && dateTime=='12/25/23(Mon)22:10:19') {

'>>180910
Apparently not living my best life. How do I join the club?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==181130 && dateTime=='12/28/23(Thu)05:51:46') {

'>>180948
Nigger if you can't find out how to zorb I ain't telling you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==181241 && dateTime=='12/29/23(Fri)12:46:06') {

'>>181130
Peak faggot mode
>>180948
Here you go.
https://www.zorbingtime.com/zorbing/

https://wonderopolis.org/wonder/how-do-you-zorb'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==181309 && dateTime=='12/29/23(Fri)21:46:52') {

'>>181241
Based zorbassador'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==184606 && dateTime=='01/29/24(Mon)07:48:57') {

'I know they don't like scooters at skateparks, but how do they feel about zorbers? Will they bully me?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==184984 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)17:45:16') {

'>>184606
>Will they bully me?
They'll try.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==186202 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)03:53:56') {

'My bitch wife won't let me get a SportZorb, says the base model is plenty enough';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==187453 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)07:13:16') {

'>>167995
>Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this
wat'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==187465 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)11:28:30') {

'>>184606
>Will they bully me
I’m sure it’ll bounce right off of you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==187471 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)12:04:20'  && image=='boing.jpg') {

'judge dredd predicted zorbing';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==188017 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)12:27:50'  && image=='0884108006191.jpg') {

'zorbcore
https://youtu.be/Kh80jJNgRrY'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==188056 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)18:39:21') {

'>>184606
What are they going to do against a guy in a zorb?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==188251 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)07:04:59') {

'>>187453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==188298 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)13:04:21') {

'>>188251
lol okay'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==190843 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)11:24:21') {

'I heard zorbing is going to be at the Paris olympics';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==194368 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)06:16:06'  && image=='Olympic Battle Zorb round 1 (1980).jpg') {

'Feels so crazy that they're actually bringing back zorbing at the Olympics, it's been so long. Did anybody honestly think they'd do it?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==194378 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:12:07') {

'>>194368
No fucking way... Zorb bros, we are going home, at last.'
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}

}
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